"Why isn't there a fucking sticky?" Edition
Live:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
first for hang commies
You voted for the Anti-Paedophile Party didn't you Anon? You're not a nonce are you?
LIBS WIN BECAUSE OF WA cucks
ITS ALL OVER
what is a "hung parliament"?
>He's unemployed
>Complains about the libs
fuck you ONP
NXT! NXT! NXT!
>>79499184
>LIBERAL WINS
>ONE NATION WINS BIG
>LABOR TEARS
>GREENS TEARS
>>79499184
61/60
fuck off tanya plebian you dyke
>>79499283
neck yourself neet
Does anyone else see this as whoever wins is the loser?
>Plebersek
I would though.
61/60, fuck
>>79499184
Here we go Better crack another tinnie
Greens hold 1 seat in the HR kek
>>79499292
A black one
>>79499292
Both major parties 50-50
Depends on the independant to give their vote to one of them.
Who here /mayo/
>>79499307
ayoo
>>79499292
when neither party gets a majority and it comes down to the crossbenchers to decide who forms a government
>>79499184
>61/60
its over lads, WA killed Australia
61-60
Who am I cheering for?
what happens if
>well hung parliament
>Labor/Melbourne/Reddit has won
Well, that's that.
>>79499345
They had 2 at one point
The commies were smug
Then it got taken away from them
HAHAHA
>>79499292
all parties get less than 76, which is needed for a majority.
all of the other seats lean labor however, so if there's a hung parliament and libs don't get plurality then labor will likely get in
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseStateFirstPrefsByParty-20499-NAT.htm
^ Wouldn't that be a more accurate site then ABC?
Is One Nation going ot get any seats?
LABOR MUST WIN ALLAH DEMANDS HIGH SPEED GOAT PORN INSHALLUH PUH
>>79499362
Stay mad commie
the losing party will have a new leader in the next year
if libs lose i reckon it will be barnaby joyce
if labs loseit will be tanya plibisec
63-61 to Lab on the AEC now.
It's all gone a bit wrong, hasn't it, Prepbull?
>>79499356
QLD but a centrist
NXT needs to branch out
Post yfw Pauline Hanson becomes the power broker in Parliament
WHO ANIME HERE
LABOR MUST WIN FOR US NEETS
>>79499362
>WA attempted to save Australia
FTFY
>tfw you want to upload Rudd pictures but the Coalition keeps extending their lead
>>79499399
y is that dog so angry?
>>79499326
Yep,having to deal with the Senate and Xenophon and his leftist voting record. It's probably better losing this time round
do senate votes get counted tonight?
>>79499452
neck yourself
>>79499345
>>79499419
They could still win Batman
>>79499423
Looks like their percentages are a lot lower than ABCs tho0ugh
>>79499428
>Doesn't have a good job
>Thinks he's earned the right to fast internet off his fellow mans sweat and blood
>>79499443
62-60 LNP FAVOUR
SHORTEN CURRENTLY DROWNING SORROWS WITH VODKA SUPPLIED BY THE UNIONS
>>79499452
NEETS should be banned from voting.
Does it even matter who wins the election in the lower house? The senate is going to get cucked the fuck out with minor parties and independents.
>>79499184
>>79499184
>>79499184
WHICH PARTY IS GOING TO DO A DEAL WITH BREXIT BRITAIN?
>>79499452
Fuck off commie
Based WA best state in federation
65-60
TYBWA
>>79499328
totally.
>>79499440
with the hugeass swing this election they might just have the dosh to do just that next time lad.
>>79499283
>this man is a NEET
>>79499400
Anyone but Labor/Greens.
>65
cya lads. its all over.
this country is doomed
>>79499309
65/60
tldr it for me lads
did cucks lose?
Why are the networks so shitty at counting seats?
9 and ABC are showing different results. I want to watch 9 but ABC has counted far more seats.
>65-60
>65-60
BASED WA
>65-60
Its over Labor shills
>>79499452
NO
LIBS MUST WIN TO BRING ANIME TO AUSTRALIA
>>79499473
its a LABrador
>>79499478
I want to know this
Anyone?
THANK YOU WA
65-60
desu I don't give a fuck who wins I've got my share famalam
>65-60
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
65-60 its over boyos
>65-60 LNP
Fuck you racists, I have my passport in my hand and will move anyway
65/60
IT'S ALL OVER RED ROVER
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
65-60
>>79499292
When no major party receives a majority, and they have to negotiate with the independents/minor parties for support.
Happened in the 2010 election. Gillard ended up with support from the greens to form a majority. That's why the carbon tax, which she previously said wouldn't happen, happened.
>>79499550
either way the country is doomed faggot
>>79499544
can't wait
minor party hegemony is a step closer every election
65-60
It's very close and no one can call it yet
What happens if pauline and her mob get in? Any potential to make an impact?
>>79499563
Would give Tanya the back half.
>>79499452
>left wing socialists trying to claim anime
I'm sorry Reddit. It doesn't work.
>>79499587
PAKIS GO BAKI
66-60 :^)
>>79499553
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
The final two digits of this post is how many hours NEETS will have to do on work for the dole each week once based LNP are re-elected.
what's our current yearly refugee intake?
ALP wants to up it to 27K and Greens want 50K. I'd prefer it to be 0 but the lower the better.
66/60
66-60
Melbourne on suicide watch
>66-60
YES
We're fucked either way. LNP will sell us out and import curry niggers by the boat load for their mates. If you cared about this cunt you'd vote against big immigration.
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66/60
>>79499594
Love ya work Moldovabro
Don't think Labor can come back from that -5
>libfucks
Looks like Wilkie has added to his already huge 16 or so percent margin.
Nice work.
>>79499526
But then who would vote for the Pirate Party?
>>79499436
It'll never be a national.
It'll be Scott Morrison.
but I agree plebisec will get a shot.
Albo eternally cucked, even if the people support him - the establishment will put this drug dealer's wife as the leader.
![[Vivid] Amagi Brilliant Park - 06 [AF309143].mkv_snapshot_10.49_[2015.01.09_04.29.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6PGv7wa.jpg "[Vivid] Amagi Brilliant Park - 06 [AF309143].mkv_snapshot_10.49_[2015.01.09_04.29.55].jpg")
>>79499452
Shorten promises to make anime real.
>>79499346
UK. Uncucked and bringing the bantz.
Who here WA?
>66-60
BASED WA
>>79499587
hush roach
>66/60
>>79499550
>>79499560
Both of the major parties are cucks, however the less cucked party is winning.
F
Holy fuck guys... I thought it was 66-60 to labor
Almost offed myself
>>79499420
not true, Katter has one of the other seats
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>>79499705
Liberals
>>79499705
Libs most likely.
>>79499705
LIBERALS PROBABLY IDK MAN FUCK UK THEY ARE DEAD TO US
Has Pauline done good?
FUCKING WA KNUCKLE DRAGGING BIGGOTS, NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PUT UP WITH ANOTHER FUCKING 4 YEARS OF LIBERALS RACIST AND BIGGOTED POLICIES
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
>the salt mines of reddit
>>79499632
Around 20k I think - but with a one-off increase for Syrian Christians
BASED WA
redditors are starting to cry
>>79499630
not bad
>>79499694
WA here again.
Eastern states are still bogan cunts.
Fucking Liberal scum.
"hurr I got a job xD so liberal for me muh middle class wage"
Fucking over everyone in this country except yourselves.
>>79499184
why do all your parties have misleading names?
you have conservative parties literally called Liberal something...
wtf is up with that?
>>79499705
The correct answer is either because we like England and would love to sell to them since europe can't compete without free trade
>>79499750
POST MORE
>>79499675
god he's useless. all he does is send out a newsletter once a quarter saying "BUILD A RAILROAD!"
>>79499750
What does the shooting and fishing party stand for?
hahahahaha get fucked commie scum
>>79499744
HEY FUCK YOU CUNT WE ARE BACK IN THE WORLD AND WE WANT MORE OF YOUR FOSTERS PISS WATER OK GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
BASED WA
GOD BLESS YOU MINING FUCKS
67-60
>>79499764
Get a job you cunt
>Dobell.
>People voting based on attractiveness.
>>79499767
Classical liberal, ie. Libertarian
>>79499675
The Denison candidates. A few zeros here...
>>79499730
They start counting after the lower house is, so they start it but they don't get through much tonight
>>79499764
>gives me free shit
>who gives a fuck about those rape gangs
JUST HAD A BIG CHAT WITH MATTY JOHN'S ABOUT WHITE AUSTRALIA
>>79499764
>Unemployment rate of 95%
You're the minority kid
This is actually so fucked.
Why are most Australians so stupid?!
WTF!
>>79499764
Get a job you fuck
>>79499675
God speed mark
HEIL WILKIE
IS WA BEING COUNTED IN THAT 66-60? OR ARE THEY YET TO BE COUNTED
>>79499283
Eat shit faggotjordies
THANK YOU WA
KEEPING THE PINKOS OUT OF PARLIAMENT
INSTEAD WE GET THE KEKSERVATIVES
>>79499675
>>79499675
this is my seat senpai
Love you tasbro xx
>>79499184
Is that considered witty political banter in Australia?
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>>79499748
Three-year terms, dude.
>>79499792
less regulation for guns and fishing
>>79499795
Great post lad, keep them coming
>>79499697
>>66-60
NOOOO OOOOOO WAAAAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOO
NOOOOO
>>79499767
I don't fuckin know cunt same reason your labor party is called liberal
why do they say one party won a seat when only 50% of the fucking vote was counted and it's close???????????????
>>79499730
they have already started counting, usually doesn't finish on the night though
>>79499764
>"middle class" voters benefiting from liberal policies
Don't be silly
>>79499792
forks and tofu.
Redpill me, 'strayans. Who do we want to win? Who is actually going to win?
When will Australia get our own based Trump or Farage?
Kazza needs your help lads. Only meme magic can help her overcome her fleeting odds. KEK I CALL UPON THEE
>>79499781
He's far from useless pal.
The rebuilding of Hobart's shitty hospital is due to him.
so who does aus/pol/ generally want to win? who's most likely to win, in your opinion?
How accurate is http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm ?
Showing different tallies to ABC
Ok WA coming on..I'm withdrawing...
>66-61
WE WILL BE BACK, FASCIST BASTARDS
>>79499767
Stupid yankee doodle, it's REAL liberalism.
>>79499851
I think the ABC one is. The AEC one is 60-64 and they're not counting a single WA seat yet
Why don't yous have a conservative party?
>the city of reddit
>>79499748
If it's any consolation, I'm with you.
>>79499792
Shooting, fishing and farming, duh.
Deregulating the first two and shilling for handouts for farmers who can't stay competitive because they're dumbass farmers who can't negotiate a good deal for themselves in the market.
>>79499819
didn't see them on the ballot
why not senpai?
Suck shit Briggs you daft cunt
Suck shit feeney you daft cunt
The fire rises
>>79499899
Tony Faggot wasn't enough?
>>79499831
Is there a gas Newcastle party?
t. Person from Newcastle
>>79499897
We want LNP to win and the LNP will win
>>79499911
fuck the RHH
/bupa/
>>79499730
some of them are on the aec website already
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
Pauline on 1.7 quotas in qld
>>79499851
They're being counted
>>79499918
Soft cock
>>79499918
Brah...
>>79499184
66-61 oh boi
>>79499897
we want minor parties to win and ALP and LNP to fuck off
but that won't happen for another two elections so right now we want hung parliament
>WA saves Australia
Can it happen?
>>79499851
They're counted. WA is 5/1 coalition/ALP
>>79499356
Close brah, I'm in sturt
67-60
RIP SHORTEN
>>79499750
I got downvoted to -30 for a pro One Nation comment
>>79499918
lmfao
you fucking retard
I admire you for posting a losing slip desu
>>79499899
I like to think Tony Abbott was Trump.
Being such a retard in his priority to stop the boats is pretty much the same as building a wall, right?
>>79499914
Lib
They're least likely to fuck us over
>>79499897
AEC staff are the winners.
>>79499921
delet this
HOW DO I CHECK WHO WON MY INDIVIDUAL SEAT
67-60
>>79499831
Bless that little bastard.
>>79499856
Mine too
67-60
OH MY GOD
>>79499918
Mummies going to be mad when she finds $2.5k missing
>67-60
>>79499951
Nice. Why do you want them to win?
Will this trigger reddit?
>>79500001
interactive map
zoom in to your area, click region, observe
>>79500001
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/
Redpill me on Palmer United
>>79499892
>tax cuts to middle income earners
>not a benefit
>>79500001
LOCAL SEAT RATHER
Lets see what areaas yoiure from quickly
Abbott got annihilated but Trump hasn't been stumped and Farage hasn't been barraged.
>>79500001
Here www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=all&sort=az
>>79499930
Nobody posting there actually voted.
>>79499750
WA has always been good at mining
>>79500001
GO HERE http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
TYPE YOUR SEAT NAME
SHIT AT THE GREENS HAVING IT
Which are the ones that think girls with small tits are haram?
They need to lose.
>>79499917
that's literally the fucking government count, they just don't do projections on partial counts
Well done Sandgropers
>>79500001
>HOW DO I CHECK WHO WON MY INDIVIDUAL SEAT
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseResultsMenu-20499.htm
click nominations by division
How is our girl doing?
>>79499283
thanks based emus
ITS OVERRR
IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE
Guys, is Hung Parliament a real possibility?
>69 60
fucking WA cucks.
>>79500031
imagine a tub of butter running for office
Don't you guys like medicare?
I don't want to pay for a medical certificate.
69-60
IT'S OVER LADS
>>79499990
>privatise TAFE
>give jobs to chinese
>demolish medicare
>tax cuts to rich cunts
69-60
>>79499930
Lovin every laugh lad
69-60
>>79499972
This, except we also want Greens and other commie turds to fuck off too.
69-60
>>79499930
>MUH CHICKEN NUGGETS
Not Tendies. Low energy mum.
QLD and WA holding the fucking line against degeneracy
What is Bill Shorten about I know nothing about him.
>>79500031
meme party
was just a rich dude having his fun who won a single seat through bribes and preference deals
WA here been at work all day what's the results look like?
>>79500053
Labor was in control when that happened.
>Butthurt femanazis got mad at femanazis
PRAISE KEK FOR LIBERAL 76!
IT MUST BE DONE!
IT WILL BE DONE!
POST REDDIT BUTTHURT PLEASE POST REDDIT BUTTHURT
>>79499918
Hold on man. Labor's most definitely going to pull ahead at some point. Pull out then, it's still way to early and they are predicting a closer election than the current seats.
>>79500059
ON will not get a lower house set
But possibly 2 senate seats in QLD and another in NSW
69 - 60
oh shit
>>79500082
>69-60
WAAAAHH
BUT WE LOVE YOU BILL
YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE PIE SHOPS GREAT AGAIN
>>79500077
It's a scare campaign mate.
hmmm...
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>69-60
>>79500073
OUT OUT OUT
is friendlyjordies going to kill himself now? i fucking hope so
>>79499436
It'll be Albo and it really should have been beforehand anyway. They should have got rid of Shorten fucking ages ago and he's probably gonna cost them the election.
Fuck the contrarian Libs cucking us out of everything just to spite Labor.
>>79500102
>What is Bill Shorten
a robot built by government scientists in a secret leb to fuck your girlfriend.
It was interesting for a while, will be a landslide from here
