AUS GENERAL ELECTION THREAD #12
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"Why isn't there a fucking sticky?" Edition
Live:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
first for hang commies
You voted for the Anti-Paedophile Party didn't you Anon? You're not a nonce are you?
LIBS WIN BECAUSE OF WA cucks
ITS ALL OVER
what is a "hung parliament"?
>He's unemployed
>Complains about the libs
fuck you ONP
NXT! NXT! NXT!
>>79499184
>LIBERAL WINS
>ONE NATION WINS BIG
>LABOR TEARS
>GREENS TEARS
>>79499184
61/60
fuck off tanya plebian you dyke
>>79499283
neck yourself neet
Does anyone else see this as whoever wins is the loser?
>Plebersek
I would though.
61/60, fuck
>>79499184
Here we go Better crack another tinnie
Greens hold 1 seat in the HR kek
>>79499292
A black one
>>79499292
Both major parties 50-50
Depends on the independant to give their vote to one of them.
Who here /mayo/
>>79499307
ayoo
>>79499292
when neither party gets a majority and it comes down to the crossbenchers to decide who forms a government
>>79499184
>61/60
its over lads, WA killed Australia
61-60
Who am I cheering for?
what happens if
>well hung parliament
>Labor/Melbourne/Reddit has won
Well, that's that.
>>79499345
They had 2 at one point
The commies were smug
Then it got taken away from them
HAHAHA
>>79499292
all parties get less than 76, which is needed for a majority.
all of the other seats lean labor however, so if there's a hung parliament and libs don't get plurality then labor will likely get in
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseStateFirstPrefsByParty-20499-NAT.htm
^ Wouldn't that be a more accurate site then ABC?
Is One Nation going ot get any seats?
LABOR MUST WIN ALLAH DEMANDS HIGH SPEED GOAT PORN INSHALLUH PUH
>>79499362
Stay mad commie
the losing party will have a new leader in the next year
if libs lose i reckon it will be barnaby joyce
if labs loseit will be tanya plibisec
63-61 to Lab on the AEC now.
It's all gone a bit wrong, hasn't it, Prepbull?
>>79499356
QLD but a centrist
NXT needs to branch out
Post yfw Pauline Hanson becomes the power broker in Parliament
WHO ANIME HERE
LABOR MUST WIN FOR US NEETS
>>79499362
>WA attempted to save Australia
FTFY
>tfw you want to upload Rudd pictures but the Coalition keeps extending their lead
>>79499399
y is that dog so angry?
>>79499326
Yep,having to deal with the Senate and Xenophon and his leftist voting record. It's probably better losing this time round
do senate votes get counted tonight?
>>79499452
neck yourself
>>79499345
>>79499419
They could still win Batman
>>79499423
Looks like their percentages are a lot lower than ABCs tho0ugh
>>79499428
>Doesn't have a good job
>Thinks he's earned the right to fast internet off his fellow mans sweat and blood
62-60 LNP FAVOUR
SHORTEN CURRENTLY DROWNING SORROWS WITH VODKA SUPPLIED BY THE UNIONS
>>79499452
NEETS should be banned from voting.
Does it even matter who wins the election in the lower house? The senate is going to get cucked the fuck out with minor parties and independents.
>>79499184
>>79499184
>>79499184
WHICH PARTY IS GOING TO DO A DEAL WITH BREXIT BRITAIN?
>>79499452
Fuck off commie
Based WA best state in federation
65-60
TYBWA
>>79499328
totally.
>>79499440
with the hugeass swing this election they might just have the dosh to do just that next time lad.
>>79499283
>this man is a NEET
>>79499400
Anyone but Labor/Greens.
>65
cya lads. its all over.
this country is doomed
>>79499309
65/60
tldr it for me lads
did cucks lose?
Why are the networks so shitty at counting seats?
9 and ABC are showing different results. I want to watch 9 but ABC has counted far more seats.
>65-60
>65-60
BASED WA
>65-60
Its over Labor shills
>>79499452
NO
LIBS MUST WIN TO BRING ANIME TO AUSTRALIA
>>79499473
its a LABrador
>>79499478
I want to know this
Anyone?
THANK YOU WA
65-60
desu I don't give a fuck who wins I've got my share famalam
>65-60
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
65-60 its over boyos
>65-60 LNP
Fuck you racists, I have my passport in my hand and will move anyway
65/60
IT'S ALL OVER RED ROVER
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
65-60
>>79499292
When no major party receives a majority, and they have to negotiate with the independents/minor parties for support.
Happened in the 2010 election. Gillard ended up with support from the greens to form a majority. That's why the carbon tax, which she previously said wouldn't happen, happened.
>>79499550
either way the country is doomed faggot
>>79499544
can't wait
minor party hegemony is a step closer every election
65-60
It's very close and no one can call it yet
What happens if pauline and her mob get in? Any potential to make an impact?
>>79499563
Would give Tanya the back half.
>>79499452
>left wing socialists trying to claim anime
I'm sorry Reddit. It doesn't work.
>>79499587
PAKIS GO BAKI
66-60 :^)
>>79499553
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
The final two digits of this post is how many hours NEETS will have to do on work for the dole each week once based LNP are re-elected.
what's our current yearly refugee intake?
ALP wants to up it to 27K and Greens want 50K. I'd prefer it to be 0 but the lower the better.
66/60
66-60
Melbourne on suicide watch
>66-60
YES
We're fucked either way. LNP will sell us out and import curry niggers by the boat load for their mates. If you cared about this cunt you'd vote against big immigration.
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66
>66
66/60
>>79499594
Love ya work Moldovabro
Don't think Labor can come back from that -5
>libfucks
Looks like Wilkie has added to his already huge 16 or so percent margin.
Nice work.
>>79499526
But then who would vote for the Pirate Party?
>>79499436
It'll never be a national.
It'll be Scott Morrison.
but I agree plebisec will get a shot.
Albo eternally cucked, even if the people support him - the establishment will put this drug dealer's wife as the leader.
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>>79499452
Shorten promises to make anime real.
>>79499346
UK. Uncucked and bringing the bantz.
Who here WA?
>66-60
BASED WA
>>79499587
hush roach
>66/60
>>79499560
Both of the major parties are cucks, however the less cucked party is winning.
Holy fuck guys... I thought it was 66-60 to labor
Almost offed myself
>>79499420
not true, Katter has one of the other seats
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>DO SENATE VOTES GET COUNTED TONIGHT?
>>79499705
Liberals
>>79499705
Libs most likely.
>>79499705
LIBERALS PROBABLY IDK MAN FUCK UK THEY ARE DEAD TO US
Has Pauline done good?
FUCKING WA KNUCKLE DRAGGING BIGGOTS, NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PUT UP WITH ANOTHER FUCKING 4 YEARS OF LIBERALS RACIST AND BIGGOTED POLICIES
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
>the salt mines of reddit
>>79499632
Around 20k I think - but with a one-off increase for Syrian Christians
BASED WA
redditors are starting to cry
>>79499630
not bad
>>79499694
WA here again.
Eastern states are still bogan cunts.
Fucking Liberal scum.
"hurr I got a job xD so liberal for me muh middle class wage"
Fucking over everyone in this country except yourselves.
>>79499184
why do all your parties have misleading names?
you have conservative parties literally called Liberal something...
wtf is up with that?
>>79499705
The correct answer is either because we like England and would love to sell to them since europe can't compete without free trade
>>79499750
POST MORE
>>79499675
god he's useless. all he does is send out a newsletter once a quarter saying "BUILD A RAILROAD!"
What does the shooting and fishing party stand for?
hahahahaha get fucked commie scum
>>79499744
HEY FUCK YOU CUNT WE ARE BACK IN THE WORLD AND WE WANT MORE OF YOUR FOSTERS PISS WATER OK GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
BASED WA
GOD BLESS YOU MINING FUCKS
67-60
>>79499764
Get a job you cunt
>Dobell.
>People voting based on attractiveness.
>>79499767
Classical liberal, ie. Libertarian
>>79499675
The Denison candidates. A few zeros here...
>>79499730
They start counting after the lower house is, so they start it but they don't get through much tonight
>>79499764
>gives me free shit
>who gives a fuck about those rape gangs
JUST HAD A BIG CHAT WITH MATTY JOHN'S ABOUT WHITE AUSTRALIA
>>79499764
>Unemployment rate of 95%
You're the minority kid
This is actually so fucked.
Why are most Australians so stupid?!
WTF!
>>79499764
Get a job you fuck
>>79499675
God speed mark
HEIL WILKIE
IS WA BEING COUNTED IN THAT 66-60? OR ARE THEY YET TO BE COUNTED
>>79499283
Eat shit faggotjordies
THANK YOU WA
KEEPING THE PINKOS OUT OF PARLIAMENT
INSTEAD WE GET THE KEKSERVATIVES
>>79499675
>>79499675
this is my seat senpai
Love you tasbro xx
>>79499184
Is that considered witty political banter in Australia?
![[Exiled-Destiny]_Bottle_Fairy_Ep01_(E7BC7A7A).mkv_snapshot_05.12_[2016.03.21_04.03.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3xO2tL.jpg "[Exiled-Destiny] Bottle Fairy Ep01 (E7BC7A7A).mkv snapshot 05.12 [2016.03.21 04.03.19]")
>>79499748
Three-year terms, dude.
>>79499792
less regulation for guns and fishing
>>79499795
Great post lad, keep them coming
>>79499697
>>66-60
NOOOO OOOOOO WAAAAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOO
NOOOOO
>>79499767
I don't fuckin know cunt same reason your labor party is called liberal
why do they say one party won a seat when only 50% of the fucking vote was counted and it's close???????????????
>>79499730
they have already started counting, usually doesn't finish on the night though
>>79499764
>"middle class" voters benefiting from liberal policies
Don't be silly
>>79499792
forks and tofu.
Redpill me, 'strayans. Who do we want to win? Who is actually going to win?
When will Australia get our own based Trump or Farage?
Kazza needs your help lads. Only meme magic can help her overcome her fleeting odds. KEK I CALL UPON THEE
>>79499781
He's far from useless pal.
The rebuilding of Hobart's shitty hospital is due to him.
so who does aus/pol/ generally want to win? who's most likely to win, in your opinion?
How accurate is http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm ?
Showing different tallies to ABC
Ok WA coming on..I'm withdrawing...
>66-61
WE WILL BE BACK, FASCIST BASTARDS
>>79499767
Stupid yankee doodle, it's REAL liberalism.
>>79499851
I think the ABC one is. The AEC one is 60-64 and they're not counting a single WA seat yet
Why don't yous have a conservative party?
>the city of reddit
>>79499748
If it's any consolation, I'm with you.
>>79499792
Shooting, fishing and farming, duh.
Deregulating the first two and shilling for handouts for farmers who can't stay competitive because they're dumbass farmers who can't negotiate a good deal for themselves in the market.
>>79499819
didn't see them on the ballot
why not senpai?
Suck shit Briggs you daft cunt
Suck shit feeney you daft cunt
The fire rises
>>79499899
Tony Faggot wasn't enough?
>>79499831
Is there a gas Newcastle party?
t. Person from Newcastle
>>79499897
We want LNP to win and the LNP will win
>>79499911
fuck the RHH
/bupa/
>>79499730
some of them are on the aec website already
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
Pauline on 1.7 quotas in qld
>>79499851
They're being counted
>>79499918
Soft cock
>>79499918
Brah...
>>79499184
66-61 oh boi
>>79499897
we want minor parties to win and ALP and LNP to fuck off
but that won't happen for another two elections so right now we want hung parliament
>WA saves Australia
Can it happen?
>>79499851
They're counted. WA is 5/1 coalition/ALP
>>79499356
Close brah, I'm in sturt
67-60
RIP SHORTEN
>>79499750
I got downvoted to -30 for a pro One Nation comment
>>79499918
lmfao
you fucking retard
I admire you for posting a losing slip desu
>>79499899
I like to think Tony Abbott was Trump.
Being such a retard in his priority to stop the boats is pretty much the same as building a wall, right?
>>79499914
Lib
They're least likely to fuck us over
>>79499897
AEC staff are the winners.
>>79499921
delet this
HOW DO I CHECK WHO WON MY INDIVIDUAL SEAT
67-60
>>79499831
Bless that little bastard.
>>79499856
Mine too
67-60
OH MY GOD
>>79499918
Mummies going to be mad when she finds $2.5k missing
>67-60
>>79499951
Nice. Why do you want them to win?
Will this trigger reddit?
>>79500001
interactive map
zoom in to your area, click region, observe
>>79500001
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/
Redpill me on Palmer United
>>79499892
>tax cuts to middle income earners
>not a benefit
>>79500001
LOCAL SEAT RATHER
Lets see what areaas yoiure from quickly
Abbott got annihilated but Trump hasn't been stumped and Farage hasn't been barraged.
>>79500001
Here www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=all&sort=az
>>79499930
Nobody posting there actually voted.
>>79499750
WA has always been good at mining
>>79500001
GO HERE http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
TYPE YOUR SEAT NAME
SHIT AT THE GREENS HAVING IT
Which are the ones that think girls with small tits are haram?
They need to lose.
>>79499917
that's literally the fucking government count, they just don't do projections on partial counts
Well done Sandgropers
>>79500001
>HOW DO I CHECK WHO WON MY INDIVIDUAL SEAT
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseResultsMenu-20499.htm
click nominations by division
How is our girl doing?
>>79499283
thanks based emus
ITS OVERRR
IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE IT'S OGRE
Guys, is Hung Parliament a real possibility?
>69 60
fucking WA cucks.
>>79500031
imagine a tub of butter running for office
Don't you guys like medicare?
I don't want to pay for a medical certificate.
69-60
IT'S OVER LADS
>>79499990
>privatise TAFE
>give jobs to chinese
>demolish medicare
>tax cuts to rich cunts
69-60
>>79499930
Lovin every laugh lad
69-60
>>79499972
This, except we also want Greens and other commie turds to fuck off too.
69-60
>>79499930
>MUH CHICKEN NUGGETS
Not Tendies. Low energy mum.
QLD and WA holding the fucking line against degeneracy
What is Bill Shorten about I know nothing about him.
>>79500031
meme party
was just a rich dude having his fun who won a single seat through bribes and preference deals
WA here been at work all day what's the results look like?
>>79500053
Labor was in control when that happened.
>Butthurt femanazis got mad at femanazis
PRAISE KEK FOR LIBERAL 76!
IT MUST BE DONE!
IT WILL BE DONE!
POST REDDIT BUTTHURT PLEASE POST REDDIT BUTTHURT
>>79499918
Hold on man. Labor's most definitely going to pull ahead at some point. Pull out then, it's still way to early and they are predicting a closer election than the current seats.
>>79500059
ON will not get a lower house set
But possibly 2 senate seats in QLD and another in NSW
69 - 60
oh shit
>>79500082
>69-60
WAAAAHH
BUT WE LOVE YOU BILL
YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE PIE SHOPS GREAT AGAIN
>>79500077
It's a scare campaign mate.
hmmm...
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>69-60
>>79500073
OUT OUT OUT
is friendlyjordies going to kill himself now? i fucking hope so
>>79499436
It'll be Albo and it really should have been beforehand anyway. They should have got rid of Shorten fucking ages ago and he's probably gonna cost them the election.
Fuck the contrarian Libs cucking us out of everything just to spite Labor.
>>79500102
>What is Bill Shorten
a robot built by government scientists in a secret leb to fuck your girlfriend.
It was interesting for a while, will be a landslide from here
>>79499935
Come to think of neither did I. I guess there must be a good reason and of course this would could for the zeros. Did they originally enrole then withdraw?? I dont know
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>69 - 60
PREP
THE
BULL
Labcucks BTFO
>>79500128
PRAISE KEK
>>79500031
Party funded by rich politically incorrect mining tycoon.
Basically established the party to repeal Carbon Tax and promote pro mining policies.
He recieved a lot of support because of protest votes and because he generally doesn't give a fuck about speaking politically.
He's probably bankrupt now so he's party is dead.
>>79500100
Dumbass, it's a pasta based on a similar passage from a bernie supporter on facebook. Just replace the names with Sanders
>>79499526
People who don't pay tax should not be allowed to vote
This country is fucking shit
>Highest housing bubble on earth
>Everything is batshit expensive
>Crime and illicit drug use everywhere
>No infrastructure
>The worst government in the western world that actively sabotages development of technology and renewable energy
Sadly Australians can't go to decent countries because they're too busy paying off their highest mortgages on earth lol
SA has totally cucked itself by voting in a Xenophon MP, especially if she ends up forming a minority government with ALP (despite SA being conservative)
69-60
>>79500147
The toff bastards will sell you out and privatized at the end of the month
>WA
>11% of population
Just leave them out of the election m8
>>79500102
>What is Bill Shorten about I know nothing about him.
He wanted to overthrow assad to stop barrel bombs.
>>79500023
Yes, see the reddit posts ITT
Why is everyone saying 66-60?
Is the guardian a slow ass turd or something?
>69-60
>>79499918
you seriously put 8000 on labor? holy fuck
>Libs are gonna win again
>>79500170
Albo could make a great leader if he stops the party going in the SJW direction.
>>79500041
2015 was a cursed year
Well, this election was uneventful.
The two party system wins again.
Fuck this country.Supporting moderates is suffering in silence.
It's only 50% counted you idiots.
>69
>comfy
>>79499748
Fucking WA libfags, this country is well and truly fucked now
>>79500218
yes
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
did anyone else notice palmer united get BTFO?
Postals will lean Labor right? Most travel cucks are millennial shits, the folks who vote Libs all just caravan around the place.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MY STATE WON US THE ELECTION LADS?
>comfy
>>79500148
Based James Stains, what a lad. Hats off to this one
>>79500148
>B-but the Guardian!
How many for a majority?
Based Tones survives the backstabbers
GET /COMFY/ WITH ABC
POST REDDIT SCREENSHOTS FAGGOTS
>>79500201
>actively sabotages development of technology and renewable energy
WAAHH I KNOW I KNOW
ITS NOT FAIR
NONE OF THIS IS FAIR
>BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
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>BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
ABC - predicting ALP cannot form majority government with predicted seats.
It will be either hung parliament, or Coalition majority.
>>79500218
Antony Green is the only erection expert to listen to.
>>79500229
That's what Mark Latham is for
>>79500243
>what are projections
fucking idiot. Even the government does fucking projections
>>79500032
>earn over 80k
>middle income
Middle manager income maybe.
>>79500128
GRANT ME REPEATING DIGITS
77 SEATS FOR THE LIBS
so who won libs or labor
>>79500164
Hopefully he just goes back to making funny videos. He's just fucking annoying otherwise.
>>79500243
>implying 50% of the total voting population isnt a good sample size
wow, just wow
where were you when reddit got BTFO
>>79500270
76
We did it dad!
TONE
based tones
based tone speaking
T O N E
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N
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TONY
>>79499184
Housing prices are fucking unreal because the Libs are happy to let all these rich chinks come in and buy 10 houses on a block and leave them empty. Seriously fuck negative gearing...
Wyatt Roy gonna get rooted in the Bum??
>>79500023
They're the least cucked regarding immigration, favour big business and are generally more white collar, university rather than tafe/trades, based,
70-62
Madman Abbott speaking now on the ABC
>>79500261
Well done, keeping the communists off your mining profits once again.
>>79500218
Getting 65-59 to Lab on the AEC site too.
Libs will probably pull ahead when better results come in.
>>79499764
This employment is shit right now but let's crap on the young and unemployed.
anyone catch that on ABC just then
>and one nation 17% in..
>oy vey shut it down shut it down
>>79500261
YOU GLORIOUS FUCKERS I TAKE BACK ANYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU IN THE PAST
Here is the meme himself.
70-62!!!!!!!
This faggot still thinks he's pm KEK
>>79500248
Deal with it
WHO /GOT THEIR SHITPOSTING ACCOUNTS READY FOR THE REDDIT MELTDOWN/ HERE?
>>79500261
>US
>unironically supporting gun grabbing ZOG puppets
Send us on a mission, Boss Tone
I miss tones.
New thread when? Almost hit limit.
>>79500301
the salt mines must flow!
>>79500301
MORE DAMMIT MORE
>>79500241
SUFFERING ALONGSIDE YOU M8
BEING A CENTRIST IS TORTURE
>>79500243
You're a fucking moron
QUEENSLAND AND BESTERN AUSTRALIA
SAVING THIS COUNTRY
>>79500295
libs are lookin pretty sweet
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Is Abbott going to be PM again?
70-62
and tony now talking go on you god
So we're cucked but not that cucked right?
>>79500260
Postals will vote Liberal. They're mostly old fogies in nursing homes.
>That packet loss
>Should have built the NBN tone.
>labour tears
>coworker was voting specifically against tones
>mfw on monday
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>69-62
Fuck lost one
>Apart from the last few years of lib rules there hasn't been any infrastructure since the libs in the 70's
BASED TONE THE ORATOR
GREENS AND LABOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
WE LOVE YOU TONE!
>>79500329
I Fucking hope so, traitorous snake that he is. The dude from Eden Monaco who was also one of the plotters is fucking gone
she'll be aight m8
>>79500371
>Tfw shadowbanned and no accounts allow me to post on r/australia
End it now
muh tunnels
you voted for fucking tunnels
>>79500290
Lmao are you poor or something?
>>79500341
NICE
>>79500398
I WANT TONY ABBOTT BACK
tones loves his mum
>>79500218
Guardian stopped updating when Brexit was winning i believe
Butthurt faggots
Fuck off Tone. Peta wants to feed you some chicken parmi from her fork
THANKS BASED MARGI
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of baklava and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of baklava out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Shorten to be prime minister and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well???? This is so fucked.
>>79500371
where we goin vladimur?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 70TH LNP SEAT
based mum
>>79500040
sup
FUCK YEAH TONY"S MUM
SHE"S GETTING PISSSSSED
>>79500456
PLEASE GET BACK IN CHARGE TONES
>mum very close to the bar
cheeky
MUM'S DOWN THA BACK THERE NEXT TO THA BAAAR
BASED TONE
>>79500398
>Libs win a bare three seat majority
>Abbott moves against Prepbull
>Becomes PM again
>Wins 576 seats in the next election
B A S E D
>mom near the bar
>abbott trait
Just a reminder guys the ABC polls are estimates.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
From the AEC themselves, Labor is a fair bit ahead.
>>79500201
Doing a post grad in cyber security manage to get a contrate job doing web dev. Hate the Libs with a passion because of this.
i hope the senate is totally fucked
go one nation
>Its ok when tone brings up his mum
Press F to pay respects to Tone's mum
>Calling his mother a drunk on national TV
TONES BANTZ KNOW NO LIMIT
TONES CONFIRMED FOR /R9K/
No need to thank us, meme magic is reward enough for our dedication to putting Greenies and Labor dead last
>>79500457
Ahh man, fuck Tone!
Why is Tony such a fucking bogan holy shit
>>79500481
baklava is turkish hotpockets?
>>79499675
>>79499675
put him above labor and greens
>pic related I really disagree with but at least he is better than a commie
>>79500463
? Explain
Sure it a win for the good team
But it's a hollow victory without #basedtones at the helm
>>79500525
Jeb!'s mum never got pissed on election night
>trusting ABC over AEC
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>>79500509
fuck up you reddit retard
>>79500488
>ywn get pissed with Tone's mum
Damn, he's such a good man.
He would have lost the LNP the election, though. Humble of him to step down and let Turnbull win it for them.
BASED TONE'S MUM
TONE'S MUM THE INVENTOR OF GOOD BOY POINTS
>>79500481
is this a real post?
>>79500509
THANKS! Damn ABC gave me a heart attack..GO LABOR!!! SAVE US!!
>>79500555
Keep em coming lad
>>79500536
He's ten times the man you will ever be
>>79500594
edit of a real one from plebbit
>>79500555
WHHOAAH
CHECK SUM
>>79500509
They're highly accurate estimates using election experts and complicated software.
Antony always calls it right
BASED GOD TONE
>>79500594
it's stale pasta
>>79500554
He was number 1 on my ballot slip
>>79500509
My very first election.
Back to /r/Australia cunt.
>>79500476
Really? Sore cunts, lel
>>79500606
Fuck off
>>79500481
Change Shorten to Di Natale and it will be perfect
>>79500570
WA = historically liberal and holds 12/15 seats (now 16). Give it up retard.
WAKE ME UP
>>79499479
>>79499479
>>79499479
Nah bro, go here. Unify the Auspol threads now
69-63
69-67 if you include cross bench
>>79500614
hahahahhaa, stop it!!
>>79500509
please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be trueplease be true please be true please be trueplease be true please be true please be trueplease be true please be true please be trueplease be true please be true please be true
>>79500481
>>79500666
bahahahaha
The postals and the early votes boys
don't worry
we've got this shit
>>79500173
Am I allowed to watch?
>>79500464
Nah, centrelink keeps me comfy. Thanks for the free money wagecuck :^)
>>79500570
AEC only reports officially counted and verified votes.
ABC can predict booth-by-booth based on swings to predict how seats will fall.
>>79500680
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
How's the smug face on this kid
These Lib cunts are coming for my guns the instant this election is over. Fuck.
>>79500248
Maybe for worthless shitstain NEETs like yourself. People like me with a good job are quite happy the Libs have been returned.
>>79500329
millennial genocide best day of my life
and last
>>79500622
it's a pasta mocking a sanders supporter's facebook post
Can say the senate vote in SA is disastrous for the ALP
>>79500329
I fucking hope not
he's a snake and a traitor to Tones, but i dont want a labor bitch ruining my town
>>79500436
>Mao
Nice taste, futa party when?
>>79500913
even better
Do I watch ABC or channel 9?
Antony green vs stefanovics bantz
>>79500899
Yep.
L/NP wins fucking AusNigs fuck you
>>79500913
it was a /pol/ack fucking with the r/sandersforprez sub.
still great nonetheless.
>>79499691
>REE
can this meme get any danker
72 SEATS
4 MORE FOR MAJORITY
One Nation getting 2 Senate seats
>>79501117
>shilling for the coalition
poor man's romania pls go
>>79501163
GET FUCKED COMMIE LEB SCUM
>>79500201
Hasn't the debt increased since they got in? The Libs are quote literally a bunch of idiotic children. Utterly incompetent and hypocritical and just scraps shit because Labor did it and wants to keep the Murcuck conglomerate going and the population subjugated. Just class warfare against the poor and I have no idea why they keep getting support from that demographic. Fuck Bill Shorten for staying. Albo really needs to take over and should have before the election. If Shorten wins then fuck me but we're never getting the NBN in its GOAT form again I guess. If that's the case I ultimately don't care who gets in. Both parties treat refugees like shit and are pretty money hungry anyway so whatever.
Just fuck Bill Shorten the dirty rapist.
>>79501196
Fuck off, lebs aren't commies.
72-64
>>79501272
>labor isn't commie
lol
>>79501117
that's a prediction for the lower house not the senate, we could still end up with a deadlocked LNP government
>>79501240
NBN never had a GOAT version, fucking Telstra was going to monopolise our asses from the get-go. It's not coincidence 80% of the NBN board is ex-telstra management.
>>79501340
>implying leb support labor
you missed the point, dumbass
Who should I have voted for if I wanted
>NBN
>Treating refugees like shit
>Fuck islam
>>79501475
Unfortunately that party doesn't exist. There is no "centrist" party that holds those views from both sides.
>>79501475
One Nation/Australian Liberty Alliance
COMMIES STOLE ONE SEAT SHIT
Ugh nick xenophobe and his protectionist bullshit
Corporate welfare should not exist
Jesus Christ how long does it it fucking take Australian's to count hurry it the fuck up
>literally over 5 minutes to count from 71 to 72
>>79501475
Tony Windsor if he was still in parliament.
>>79501434
That's why the safe labor seat of blaxland is majority leb
>71 - 65
Comeback incoming
71-65 !!! CMONN FIGHT!!
RELAX AND GET COMFY SENPAI
This election has been surprisingly underwhelming. I'm not mad or upset - just neutral.
My only hope now is that some minor parties got into the senate - but the new voter rules will fuck that up certainly.
Curtin, one of the safest liberal seats, hasn't been counted yet. It really should be 72 now.
How much would a Tone Pauline coalition government win by?
>young liberal fags wearing their best funeral suits drinking piss wine at election parties
KEKS HAHAHA
>>79501715
>what does the ?seats mean
Holy shit they're fucking stupid
>>79501778
keep it up based Moldove
I don't know shit about Aussie politics whats going on here exactly and which party is uncucked
These retards think they would be kept around.
Wake up retards the elite are going to kill us all.
>>79502109
liberal is what we want
labor and greens are sjw cucks
>>79502109
the hemp party is the only party uncucked
>>79502109
Both Cucked, but i want faster internet senpai.
>>79502109
Neocons btfo of commies, won't acknowlege they are leaking confidence due to islam
>>79502109
Of the two major parties, Liberals.
They're still shithouse big business shills, and Labor are shithouse union shills. But atleast Liberals don't want to flood us with shitskins (unless they have 457 visas of course).
>>79502179
ALP aren't SJWs, they're just unionists and general leftists
Greens are the pot smoking '50/50 male female parliament' cuntholds
>>79502109
hi butcher :^)
>>79502179
wrong, libs are the cucks
are the senate votes being counted tonight?
>>79502239
>LNP wants to flood us with 457Visa Asians
>ALP wants to flood us with mudslimes and boat people.
It's really a lesser of two evils thing
>>79502448
They're being counted but we won't get an idea of who's winning yet.
Watching sky's coverage. I feel dirty for thinking Peta Credlin is looking awesome.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANNOYING WHINING CUNT ON ABC
JFC I CANT HANDLE IT, WHERE THE FUCK IS BARTON ANYWAY
SHE LITERALLY JUST SAID BEING A WOMAN IN THE SEAT WAS A FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT
>>79502493
Same shit different stink. Can't talk lefties down from 'muh human rights' reason for bringing in shitskins. Can't talk liberals down from 'muh business rights' reason for bringing in shitskins.
All ruin the country the same way, and honestly, i'd rather naive, misguided altruism than naive, misguided pragmatism.
>>79502677
fuck off muppet, barton best seat
>>79502677
Nuke it from orbit
>>79502493
I would always pick Asians over any other race when it comes to taking immigrants, from what I've seen Asians actually tend to work and not just leech off of the country's social security.
>>79500481
top kek
>>79502109
To put it simply liberals is for big business, labor is for unions, and greens is for SJW.
>cut to speech for party leader with 1 seat
:^)
>>79502109
You have to understand ALL Australian political parties are very left compared to U.S politics.
Our Conservative party is the Liberal Party, yet the Liberal party are as left as the Democrats in the U.S. It was the Liberal party that banned guns and the Liberal party have said that Medicare (Universal Health Care in Aus) Will "Never Ever be Privatised". Then you have the Labor party which are even lefter than that. Labor traditionally represents the working class people and are Very Pro Union, basically what Bernie Sanders whishes was in the U.S. Then you have the Greens party which are not one of the 2 main parties but are seen as the alternative vote, They are Very, Very extreme left progressive SJW Cuck millennial types. Then you have all the random independants who are totally negligable but only have significance in a hung parliament when parties need to do deals because no one has a majority.
To understand why All Australian parties are left leaning, you need to understand the history and context of australia; it's left leaning psyche is due to the fact that it is founded by working class people and lower class people look at the first civilised inhabitants; prisoners and workers; the poor. Mining and Agriculture; working class industries, have driven the country and its economy. This is furthered by the strong national identity values of egalitarianism,giving people 'a fair go' and anti elitism as seen in the what is nationally known as 'the tall poppy syndrome'.
>>79502788
Agree totally. Way better to bring in people that actually believe in hard work and pay taxes. Way better than risking violent attacks and welfare cheats.
i hope the coalition has to rely on based katter to form government
>>79499951
We need a White Australia and future 4 white children
>>79500205
Mate if anything SA might play the kingmaker
>feels good to be relevant for once senpai
