AUS/POL/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD #11
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Greens cucked out of a seat.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
LABOUR COMEBACK IMMINENT
>>79495963
>>79495963
First for pauline my pantsdown.
gas'em all
Redpill me on Xenophon? Please tell me he's Xenophobic
>>79495963
WILL LIBERAL STILL WIN SOMEONE GIVE ME HOPE!!
>>79495538
Jesus christ I found more
>No Australian participation in or subsidies for the sale of weaponry, components or arms fairs.
>No Australian participation in United States missile defence programs and a global ban on the militarisation of space.
>The elimination of weapons of mass destruction.
>The deployment of Australian Defence Forces (ADF) must be for defence and peace-keeping, and not for offensive action.
>The closure of all existing foreign bases and joint defence facilities on Australian territory and an end to foreign troop deployment, training and hosting on Australian territory.
That last one in particular, FUCKING WHY
>>79496044
nope
FUCK THE GREENS
>0 seats for Nationalist candidates
>>79496087
edgy use of mummy's internet
Is this over? How much longer will it go for?
is the 7 or 9 coverage better?
>>79496074
nice, shut down the money sucking institution. gimme my neetbux
fucking hell lads, labor is winning.
Pauline Hanson is trending on Twitter. I'm predicting at least 6 seats. You heard it here first.
ALP pulls ahead rip /pol/
Greens back down to one seat?
Noice.
>>79496137
Six seats in upper or lower house?
>>79496119
ABC MY NIG
FUCKING RIP IF LABOR WINS IM KILLING MYSELF
LABOR EDGING AHEAD! AUSTRALIA TO BE MADE GREAT AGAIN!
>>79496237
the dream is dead pal
It's all over m80s, labor have rekt us.
IF I CLICK MY FINGERS
i love you michael
where can we see senate results?
WE'RE IN THE LEAD BY 1
Save this thread for next.
Come join the main
>>79495892
>>79495892
>>79495892
>>79496301
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/
>>79496270
L/NP 54
LAB 53
>>79496137
I don't understand what this means.
ANDREW BOLT IS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHA
>Shortens been alleged of raping someone
>mfw Melbourne lefties won't admit he's a degenerate rapist and defend his shit policies
http://m.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/bill-shorten-opens-up-about-rape-allegations-20140821-106r7h.html
>>79496394
hope he pulls the trigger of the gun he never gave back during amnesty
>shorten
>>79496074
Do you not see how everyone would benefit from the elimination of all weapons of mass destruction?
>>79496044
He's a left cuck that's too cool for labour or greens
Am I the only one sickened by these "me politics"?
Literally all people care about is what can a politician do for me personally. And nobody seems to be abject to this disgusting individualism.
This election is pretty close.
>>79496529
>WMDs are bad
Fuck off back to Melbourne.
[1] for Voluntary Euthanasia
CMON ITS TIME
>>79496253
Libs will win but on a reduced majority.
>>79496414
Creepy footage with his wife today when we was voting.
He forced himself on her, she wasn't keen.
Who do you guys want to win?
>>79496652
Watch out you might trip over that misanthropy
>>79495963
Commonwealth star has wrong number of points. Anyone who didn't notice it is a muslim.
who is the hottest poly?
>>79496752
if you vote for LIB DEM, then those people could buy guns and you would solve two problems.
>>79496795
Whoever's not fucking with the Medicare.
I don't care either way, really. They're both fucking this country in the arse with no lube and no curtesy reach around.
>>79496795
The official /pol/ endorsed party is Liberal, but they're both shit.
>>79496414
Melbourne reporting in. Shorten was a degenerate before this. never trust a man that short.en
>>79496841
I saw her once in person. I'd hit it.
>>79496799
I love people. They're capable of incredible things together.
>>79496529
Yeah, I mean Ukraine got rid of nuclear missles and look how great we are now!
>>79496883
>/pol/
>endorsing liberals
KYS.
/pol/ has consistently backed Liberal Democrats, One Nation, Shooters and Fishers, Rise Up, and Family First.
>>79496883
didn't give them a single vote today feels fucking orgasmic
suck it haters libs are just a last resort
Labor winning despite Sydney and rural voters
>I could be in Canberra getting shitfaced with a bunch of public servants but instead I had to go to Sydney
>>79496993
I'm talking about in the HoR. None of the parties you listed are going to get elected. Seats, maybe, but not elected.
At this rate it'll be a hung parliament.
>>79496073
It's time to pack up, Reddit won.
>>79495963
ahahaha
>>79497179
now the question: would tony abbott have lost?
desu i fucking hate turnbull and so do a lot of people who'd usually vote libs and all those votes went to meme parties
Voted Number one for the Liberal Democrats and Number one for Reclaim Australia or whatever it was called on the green piece of paper.
That said losing medicare is a scary thought, Cunts fucked.
How's the pirate party going?
>>79497247
Yes. Reddit and Melbourne cucks have won.
>>79497331
they are literally open borders shills so hopefully terribly
>>79497068
>Canberra
>Implying people give a shit
Fuck that, I'm watching the Collingwood v Carlton match
May kek bless this post for lib win
Labor! Make me rich please!
>LNP
>ALP
Whoever wins, we lose.
Why do Australians vote against their own interest?
>>79496073
Liberals are 58 to Labours 57
Melbourne voter here. Glad I got Adam voted in. He has the best bantz.
>>79496841
>Kate Ellis will never me your mummy
why
Wiradjuri woman Linda Burney becomes the first Aboriginal woman to be elected to the Lower House
>>79497399
how did you come to this conclusion?
>>79497394
Please Lord Kek, smite this sinner.
If you didn't vote 1 Liberals, One Nation or Family First for the house of reps you should go to reddit now.
>>79497394
>Not having a multi
Plz punt moar.
>>79497399
Cause we have a lot of bogans that just wanna "stick with the current mob"
You have a link to follow your elections?
>>79497506
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
>>79497488
Na mate need more neet bux and better internet
Looks like the horrid Sophie Mirabella is getting smashed and I couldn't be happier.
>>79497504
>muh bogans
who the fuck do you even think you are lmao
>greens shills disappear
>>79497280
>Medicare
>Posts pic of PBS rebate
Low information voter. These are not the same thing.
I approve of your vote choices, but you could abolish Medicare tomorrow and retain the PBS.
Also, buying brand name medication instead of generic. Lib Dems would also reform patent laws to allow more generic medications on the market sooner, or allow you to import the medications from overseas.
fuck yes katter you mad cunt
>>79497247
Abott was a guaranteed loss for the LNP.
>>79497627
FUCK YEAH! BASED KATTER!
>xeno got a seat
>it's my electorate
ebip, here's to xeno
>>79497563
thx m8
Xenophon Team gains seat
>>79497488
>voting for anyone other than One Nation or Australian Liberty Alliance
>>79497650
Mayo?
>>79496394
Where at?
Who should I be rooting for?
>7% less vote
>1 less seat
Even your electoral system is a shitpost
>>79497687
no mustard. Where else nigger
If it wasn't for the poof marriage swing I would have voted labor
>>79497711
greens 4 memes
Polls are now closed in WA, should see a jump in lib seats
>>79497627
BASED KATTER
>Melbourne votes in a Green. Just cuck my city up famalam
Uneducated Amerilard here. Who are we rooting for?
>>79497718
kek well played
>>79497766
Woah
Guess I'm a #GreenMachine now
>>79497586
Bet he's perched up high in the big smoke somewhere overlooking the coat hanger
Lads there's a split thread, migrate here and we will come back to this one
>>79497299
>>79497299
>>79497299
>>79497711
>Fun fact
Rooting = Fucking in Aus
>>79497750
Fag marriage is going through one way or another
Especially when the libs are under Prepbull
RIP Clive
>Cowper was a hard seat for us to maintain
Rofl fuck off, it's been national controlled for 50 years and will remain that way for a long time
Unfortunately. I was hoping oakshott was going to give the "clog master" a boot
>>79497784
no one shits fucked
WA says labor is finished, libs for the win! WHOOOOH
>>79497679
I put ALA first for the senate, didn't have the option for vote for them on the green sheet in my perma-liberal seat.
abos mobilised big time up north
>>79497610
Oh okay my bad, my friend showed me that when we were discussing politics and I admittedly didn't know shit about medicare besides it makes going to the doctor cheap.
Is allowing generic meds safe though? Couldn't shifty cunts just make sugar pills that they claim help with like cancer or some shit?
>>79497784
liberal
or the memes
>>79497711
HOUSE of REPS: Liberal Party to retain government.
SENATE: Lib Dems / One Nation / Rise Up / Family First / Shooters and Fishers to all gain seats.
You want Labor and Greens to die in a ditch.
this is better than eurovision
>>79497805
Kek
>57-58
libs fucked because Western australian's don't vote.
57-58
>>79497926
Drying paint would be.
>>79497890
Gib centrelink you racist white CUNT
Who was that fairly young Labor candidate who was really goofy looking
>>79496249
Not looking good for you m8, better to kill yourself now before you die of a heart attack.
57-59
I just want fireworks back in Canberra so I can blow apart my piss hole
did /pol/ crash?
Ah well, I can live with this result if we actually get better internet and they scrap negative gearing
Hope they leave Super alone though
>>79497394
Are you retarded? WA is historically liberal.
LNP: 57
ALP: 59
LIBS SHOULD BE REMOVED LIKE THE CANCER TEHY ARE
>>79498046
The whole site m8. Happens from time to time.
>>79496074
>Not letting the USA put a nuke shield on our country
>>79498046
I think it did
>>79498046
YES.
AUSTRALIA HAS FALLEN!
A RAPIST IS ABOUT TO BECOME PM!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
GAY MARRIAGE, OPEN BORDERS! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!
Actual greens defence policies
>Genuine security rests on cooperation, fair economic and social development, environmental sustainability, and respect for human rights, rather than on military capabilities.
>Civil society organisations, including ethnic and women's groups, should be fully involved in conflict prevention, peacemaking and post-conflict reconstruction.
>To reduce the threat of terrorism, the social and economic injustices which contribute to terrorist actions should be addressed.
>Climate change represents one of the greatest threats to international peace and security.
Environmental degradation caused by climate change impacts will increasingly result in the displacement of people, undermining global peace and security.
>>79498008
Fairfax?
>Open up facecuck
>See 19 year old kebab with a <30 ATAR post this
Why do these immature dumb fucks throw their votes away when it comes to the federal election?
I can understand State and local elections, but for fucks sake.
when do we think the counting will be done? when can i stop drinking?
>Labour ahead
What a wonderful day for Social Democrats of the world
>>79498046
Yep.
I am guessing ASD / NSA psyops tomfoolery.
>>79497988
We all vote libs m8
This is super interesting. 4% away from ALP, Greens at 20% with +5%. This seat will fall to the Greens in the next 2 elections, mark my words.
Well it did come back.
>Are we back?
Jamie "Long Schlong of Hong Kong" Briggs BTFO
>>79498046
/tv/ did
>0.0%
0.0%
>0.0%
0.0%
>0.0%
0.0%
>0.0%
0.0%
>>79498173
I TRIED SO HARD
>>79498099
Not so fast. The senate is yet to be counted.
>>79498112
thats actually pretty funny lad
>>79498210
Test
THANKS YOU DUMB FAGGOTS
>>79498046
I reckon Straya broke /pol/
>>79497890
I was in the booth and there was abos on each side of me and they was talking loud and they put a 1 in Pauline Hanson and 2 in Lamb and said "Yeah fuck them 457 visa cunts and fuck them boat people''
>>79498173
no senate results
Julie Bishop a smoker?
57-58
>>79496074
>The closure of all existing foreign bases and joint defence facilities on Australian territory and an end to foreign troop deployment, training and hosting on Australian territory.
>That last one in particular, FUCKING WHY
Because the Greens are actual communists and want to form an alliance with China. Getting the US out is the first step to doing that.
What time is the results out?
SENATE RESULTS WHEN?
>>79498257
hahahaha
>>79498173
>Pirate Party
>329 votes
/r/oz btfo
>>79498257
based boongs
>>79498110
Nah, I found him, it was Hayden Sheppard for Moncrieff
Looks like we're MAKING AUSTRALIA POOR AGAIN lads
>M-muh fibre
You don't even have a proper job m8
IS LABOR GOING TO WIN BECAUSE IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>79498280
My money is on next week.
>>79498257
Sick cunts
>>79498343
No they wont; libs hold 12/15 (now 16) seats in WA and their votes are only just starting to get counted.
>>79498343
western australia not counted yet
GET READY FOR OPEN BORDERS FUCKERS, I'M ON THE FIRST PLANE THERE AS SOON AS SHORTEN GETS THE SEAT
>>79498266
would give her something to smoke
what happens if a hung parliment?
>>79496529
>they should make war illegal
peace through superior firepower you leftycuck
>>79498343
Yes kill yourself now. They are going to win.
Their lead is only going to grow now.
MALCOLM TURNBULL GOT KEKED. THE BULL WAS NOT PREPPED
AHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!
>>79498304
Can you blame them. they already got cucked by one group of boat people, and at least we brought ciggies and beer
>tfw in pearce division and i'm surrounded by dumb labor voters
>>79498382
Shoo shoo dirty roach
Hung parliament with large group of meme parties please.
>>79498382
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>79498382
Nah m8, it's the island for roaches
>>79498394
Most likely votes will go towards labour from greens/independents
58-60
FUCK LADS
>>79497163
not with that attitude
>Australian liberty Party ad gets banned for saying we shouldn't have so many immigrants
>Sex party ad, that spends three minutes saying the Vatican is full of money and recruiting sex slaves to the tune of candy man can is allowed
>>79498382
You won't even make it through the airport alive, Onur.
58-60 just fucking end my life
Katter retained his seat
>>79498397
Double dissolution and he's getting fucked.
Labor will win with plenty of influence from Independents. Everything is going to be better than expected.
Bishop roasting Xenophon team right now.
>>79498386
B & H Phallus
https://twitter.com/sarahelks/status/749187065204445185
BASED PAULINE
LABOR JUST LOST A SEAT?
WHAT THE FUCK RIGGED
If libs win. strong economy and low imigration. if labor win easy Neetbucks. either way i win
>>79498343
Sorry m8, it certainly looks that way.
ALP BACK TO 59
58-59
58-59
>>79498507
back to 58-59???
>>79498535
Stay mad labgoy
>>79498535
Yeah I saw that too! FUCK!!
>>79498343
>>79498545
Hahaha you are more cucked than us Brits.
>>79498529
She's been such a cunt about it. They think their budget is the best thing to ever happen. Their entire campaign is based on it.
>tfw Julia Bishop looks like my grandma
>>79498532
HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSS
LIBS WILL WIN YOU SPASTICS THEY HOLD 12/15 SEATS (NOW 16) IN WA AND THEIR VOTES ARE ONLY JUST BEING COUNTED
>LIBS WILL WIN YOU SPASTICS THEY HOLD 12/15 SEATS (NOW 16) IN WA AND THEIR VOTES ARE ONLY JUST BEING COUNTED
LIBS WILL WIN YOU SPASTICS THEY HOLD 12/15 SEATS (NOW 16) IN WA AND THEIR VOTES ARE ONLY JUST BEING COUNTED
>LIBS WILL WIN YOU SPASTICS THEY HOLD 12/15 SEATS (NOW 16) IN WA AND THEIR VOTES ARE ONLY JUST BEING COUNTED
Libs won right? QLD went to the libs and WA will go Libs
>>79498597
all those useless parties
>>79498651
BASED
>>79496233
senate surely...
60/60???
fuck off penny wong you ching fagget
is that asian thing a man?
60 60
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60 60-60
60-60
HEART ATTACK GOLDEN POINT LADS
60-60
Hung parliament
>>79498535
Same happened to the others earlier. Its early days still. I don't think we will know today.
GIVE KEK ALL OF YOUR MEME MAGIC
WE CAN GET A HUNG PARLIAMENT WITH A ONE NATION INFLUENCED MAJORITY
60-60
60 - 60
HERE COMES THE WA VOTES
>>79497909
no, it's exactly the same active ingredients. if you don't buy generic you're paying for the brand
Down voted to oblivion on plebbit for celebrating one nations probable 3 seats to greens 1.
>60-60
not again
>>79498173
What is it with Australia and shitty minor parties?
And why do none of them ever coalition?
>If you win the election, you lose
t. Penny Wong
>>79498529
>roasting Xenophon
Nah mate she's shitting it because Xenophon is a way bigger threat than she foresaw.
She doesn't even understand why.
The truth is everyone is just sick of the two shit camps we've had forever and the fucking green fucks and Xenophon came along completely without any substance but a good advertising campaign and he won over a major population center.
The major parties are absolutely shitting it, they are terrified that a third party will come along and knock them out for good.
This election is showing them that everyone is tired of their bullshitting and they are starting to look elsewhere for the leadership that they aren't getting from liberals and labor.
LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT LIBS IN FRONT
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHWIJYdhQP9/?taken-by=eshaygram
FUCKING LEL
>>79498496
Yeah, I accounted that and will come with a boat instead
>61-60
>>79496249
Cheerio cunt.
Why is this ching chong speaking english?
61-60 OH GOD
>>79498787
The butthurt from the major parties will be even better than from leftards
>61 lib
>first WA tally
its all over lads.
australia will never be great again
61/60
ALLEN JONES JUST GOT BTFO LMAO
WA is Gandalf/Littlefinger confirmed
61-59
>>79498826
>>79498855
our time is coming
>61-59
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU KEK
61-59
>He didn't vote the Arts Party for roris
Serves your hung parliament right
>>79495963
>0 Votes
First Nations Party
Australian Sports Party
Uniting Australia Party
Secular Party
Australian Independents
Australian Voice Australian Democrats Australian Protectionist Party
What's the point of this shit?
>>79498857
LN/P 61 - ALP 59
How does the election work? Is it the person with the highest number wins? How many is it the number out of total?
>>79498660
WA is suffering a severe downturn that's sees the cbd 30% empty. People are waking up to the fact we're in a recession, local libs are on the nose and the government of the day will pay.
Expect a swing to labor
Abbott did try and bring in co-payments. I don't think the mediscare thing is over the top especially since we know politician's do lie e.g. the carbon tax. If Labor does win the Libs aren't going to let this go.
>>79498787
>it's a One Nation holds the balance in power in the House of Reps and Senate episode
>>79498916
first to 76 i think
>>79497679
>>79497874
>>79497488
Why is the LDP so under-represented on /pol/? Leyonhjelm is basically Aus-Paul (albeit pretty low energy)
WHY IS http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results DIFFERENT TO http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/map
WHO IS TRULY WINNING
post your face when pauline hanson wins out of now where
>>79498916
Need 76 to form, looking like hung parliament desu
>>79498810
They do, sort of, google 'Australian Minor Party Alliance'.
It's funny because you have Christian parties mixed in with people like the Sex Party.
>>79498825
>ttps://www.instagram.com/p/BHWIJYdhQP9/?taken-by=eshaygram
DJ ALBO
>>79498952
this is the most accurate:
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseIncumbentTrailing-20499.htm
>>79498916
Out of 150.
Green will give theirs to Labor.
We want Lib to 76
>61-59
62-59!
Time to gas SA and get on with business.
>LIBS WIN BECAUSE OF WA KEKS
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
lmfao since when was Greg Jennet such a manlet. Still a bro tho
62-59!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79498936
WEW LAD
Holy shit... Melbourne Ports - pretty much only ever been a ALP seat - may be lost to the Liberal Party or the Greens - depending on preferences... this is amazing - don't fuck with the jews!
>>79498907
>first nations party
LABOR BETTER FUCKING WIN I NEED FIBRE
>62-59
>>79498936
Sweet Jesus yes
WA here, you're welcome fags
BELGIAN WAFFLE!!!
62-59
>>79498936
noice
>>79498907
Best part is they have to have at least 500 'signed' supporters to be registered.
Their own supporters didn't even bother voting for them.
>>79495963
WHO'S READY FOR A /WELL HUNG PARLIAMENT/?
>>79499023
EVERYONE POST YOU'RE WAIFU IN CELEBRATION
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YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES YES >YES
Economic girlie man
WA REPORTING IN THANK US LATER
63-62 on the AEC website.
>LIB SEATS CLIMBING
>LABOR FALLING
Don't go to sydney CBD tomorrow anons
Welp. Goodbye medicare.
>>79496584
left calls NXT dirty LNP wannabes
right calls NXT leftist cucks
this is what centrists have to deal with
>>79499123
FUCK YOU
> im looking forward to seeing the results of the great state of western australia
> the great state of western australia
Vote Emu 2016
So,
QLD confirmed for best state
VIC the fucking worst
>>79497784
pauline henson's one nation, bob katter's australia party, democratic liberals, fisher and shooters
IS /WELL HUNG PARLIAMENT/ THE MOST MEME RESULT?
IS THIS MEME MAGIC?
>>79499106
b-but that's my waifu anon..
>>79499142
That's why they got so many more votes than anticipated.
Get back to work centerlinkcucks
>>79499106
I like keeping my country safe
NEW THREAD.
LAB BTFO EDITION
>>79499184
>>79499184
>>79499184
>>79498916
76 is needed for a MAJORITY govt. (out of 150)
Anything less is a minority govt. It seems that the libs will get the plurality of seats so they can either can a minority govt., but if labor/greens/independents/xenophon band together they can form a majority govt. and oust the libs
gotta feel sorry for this cuck walking around alone at the upper levels of the ABC building with these stupid graphics
get fucked ONP
>>79499049
>implying any party that gets voted in wont immediately back out of FTTP for being too expensive
>implying they'll care because they already got your vote
>implying Australia will ever have anything but povvo net due to the undersea cable bottleneck
HUNG PARLIAMENT AND SENATE FULL OF NUTCASES LETS DO IT
>>79499206
Who is at work on a Saturday at 20.41?
>>79499177
m8 we can't share
So are there any NEETs here that voted Liberal?
>>79498257
B A S E D
>>79499206
>Having a graveyard shift
>>79499240
why do you hate Australia?
>>79499232
they are just cgi wank, they dont convey the information any better than a good old graph
>>79499246
I'm in it for the drama, fucked up lower house of reps and senate please.
>>79499285
Ivan cares about our election?
Why the fuck do we not vote for the pirate party? Need to protect that net neutrality and destroy the monopoly of telstra on the grid
61-60
The comeback
61-60 the cumback is real!!!!!!
>>79499285
In Australian it's all back to front. Liberal Party = (slightly) Right wing.
>>79499340
Currently residing here famalam
New Bread
>>79499184
>>79498947
Some retards spread a dumb rumor that LDP is open borders and a lot of dumb cunts listened.
Even though LDP has the tightest immigration restrictions this country would have seen since the white australia policy.
It's impossible to tell if they are shills or retards mate.
Hopefully at least one of these "other" seats is based Leyonhjelm.
Leyonhjelm is the shit.
I want a hung parliament with only 1 green cunt and Aunty Pauline and Uncle Leyonhjelm in there giving them hell. Ban the darkies, and self defense as a valid reason to have guns.
>>79499363
Because they want to tax normies and give $14k in NEETbux to robots
>>79499184
new thread lads
>>79497679
ALA! Fuck yeah cunt!
>>79498257
>please be true
assuming it is, that's the first time i've been proud of any boong in my country.
>>79499442
When Senate results start rolling in that'll be very interesting. I hope Leyonhjelm and Ricky Muir get back in at least.
>>79498382
keep your hairy arse in turkey!
>Emu party wins 3 seats
>Emus hold the balance of power
>>79499510
I voted [1] Muir
He didn't have a good spot on the paper though
>>79498257
We make jokes and rightly show about the abos but they are actually pretty good in some cases. The abos can be openly racist all they like and nobody can say shit and they are sick to death of chinks and muzzies.
You know those "REAL AUSTRALIANS SAY WELCOME" posters that fag posted around about the refugees?
I was going through redfern and they wrote over "SAY WELCOME" on them all with "ARE ABO".
Fucking funny cunts.
>>79499444
We already give neetbux to robots you dumbfuck
>>79498907
holy fuck rare?
>>79499246
Kek saved
>>79499442
If he loses his senate seat I'll Port Arthur everything. Why are Aussies so in love with the fucking nanny state?
>>79499650
Me too. Can't skewer the Muir
>>79497423
Liberal for Bendigo looked hot to me, "swang my vote" you could say
Liberal is pulling ahead here but still probably a hung parliament
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>>79499442
Hell yes LDP
Rapefugees out, right to self-defence in
>>79499442
Yeah "rumour"
Except it's listed on their own fucking website you dopey cunt. This is exactly why I didn't vote for them:
http://ldp.org.au/policy/immigration/
brb FREE IMMIGRATION AGREEMENTS with countries, increasing the number coming in except with the premise of "we gon make it harder to become citizen".... except if you are born here to permanent residents you become an automatic citizen.
Shit is like mass immigration on steroids.
There are no examples in the history of man kind where mass immigration has ever ended in the people going home. Once immigrants are here they are here for good.
>>79499843
Too many university students and queers
LABOR FOR EASY DISABILITY BUX
Where are the WA results?
>>79498257
Gon'a drop off some hi octane unleaded off at the local Abo hangout they deserved it today
>>79500219
see >>79500327
>"Like the free movement of goods and capital, the free movement of people is not only a basic human right but also contributes to economic growth by allowing the benefits of greater trade in the labour market"
muh mass immigration good for the economy
>Increase barriers to citizenship so Australia can sustain a high level of immigration and relatively free movement of people without the risk that new immigrants will undermine our democracy or social harmony.
muh they are totally gonna go back home because I say so, and becoming a citizen will be super hard. Like, we are gonna add an english test lol. Believe me this will work!
> Negotiate Free Immigration Agreements (FIAs) with compatible countries to allow unrestricted movement of citizens between those countries.
muh free movement totally won't fuck jobs for people living here, or perpetuate a housing bubble
>>79500287
Funny thing, I encountered a short woman in a red coat at the polling booth, she was chatting with some people handing out 'how to vote' sheets. I declined, and went in to vote.
When I left the woman in the red coat was being interviewed by some journos. I thought holy shit, that wee woman is Lisa Chesters, the Bendigo incumbent.
>>79500540
>with compatible countries
Please, please let that mean Anglo sphere countries
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Hung parliament?
>>79500540
The FUCK? I like making citizenship harder because it will slow the subversion in politics, media, miltary etc. but what's the point if we are letting them all in already.
It doesn't matter which countries are "compatible" because they're all pozzed already.
>>79500540
You're an idiot and you haven't read the actual fucking immigration policy they presented.
Firstly australia would benefit from more people but we just want the right people aka white people and westernised asians who will work. But you can't just openly say that without being rejected for racism can you you dumb fuck.
I mean Fucking Japan which is just a dot on the map has 5 times the population of Australia.
>muh they are totally gonna go back home because I say so, and becoming a citizen will be super hard. Like, we are gonna add an english test lol. Believe me this will work!
No you dumb fuck. This is what it actually means: People who do want to move to australia are only allowed to become permanent residents. Permanent residents are barred from voting or receiving welfare or medicare and all that good shit, as that is only available to citizens.
For a permanent resident to become a citizen, they have to live in australia for 10 years minimum, have a job, have proof of ties to people in the australian population, have a clean criminal record and pass a citicizenship test.
This would put australian citizenship one of the hardest to achieve in the world right up there with fucking Switzerland and it would get rid of all the shit skin welfare mooches and economic migrants.
So before you bitch and moan about a the blurb on the website, try reading the actual fucking policy you absolute cunt.
http://www.ldp.org.au/files/hey%23come28/Policy_immigration.pdf
>>79501462
Oh and also, to get in to the country as a permanent resident you have to pay a $50,000 fee.
That's what they are referring to when they talk about "free immigration agreements". It doesn't mean they can just freely come and go as they please.
It means they can become permanent residents without paying $50,000.
Just think about it for a second what the result of such an immigration policy would be.
And see that little bit about "compatible cultures" basically what they are saying is no muzzies and people who can speak fucking english.
You're a dumb fuck with no comprehension skills if you think Leyonhjelm is a refugee loving open borders faggot.
Holy shit, looks like One Nation is going to pick up at least two seats.
HAHAHA twitter is already shitting themselves in fear and angst. It's wonderful.
>>79501790
I do like that immigration tariff
>benefits of the immigration fee
is that it acts as a form of self-selection as
only people with high expected income
will apply, it acts as a form of payment for
Australia’s public goods that are already
in place, and it adds to the economic
benefit that the immigrant is providing
Australia. These benefits significantly
undermine the arguments against
immigration.
So close yet so far.
HUNG AS A HORSE.
