>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
>who is robert
Fuck Off
>BURNS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF HER BODY
we /ksg/ now?
first for a man named black selling crack
Ambulance called
WTF WAIT UNTIL 350
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
>>79475296
Amberlamps or abamalamps.
>>79475317
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer
Don't make the threads early robert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
rolling sticky please mods.
Too early fag
>>79475340
> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars
> Follow up at school, people reported heard but not seen
> Fire dept team involved in an accident
> Off duty cop involved in shooting
> Unknown tall fair skinned person is getting in and out of three different cars armed with a flashlight
> Loud music called in at West Fulton
> Driver struck fence in car, music blaring, left westbound - no further
> Child called in, complaining about GF
> Burglary follow up - no one on site, alarm company called. Lock is dislodged from door and on the ground.
> South Emerald foot chase, black male, 6' 2", tie-dye pants, weird shoes, short fro. Can't forget those "tight ass pants".
> Male black beating on white person with hammer
> 49 yr old male shot in arm
> loud music in back yard on albany
>>79475351
10-4
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS TOO FAST
saged for 350 in >>79473371
>>79475397
> Male on Eastwood called needing ambulance for mother, hung up
> Caller called in driving a white honda CRV broken down, several gangbangers with guns on the street corner
> Follow up on CRV, no gangbangers. Just waiting for a tow.
> Code amber invoked, caller has missing son.
> Hispanic having issue with gf, mad because she was talking to someone about charging her phone, threatening with knife.
> Gang disturbance on 48th and Rockwell
> Car accident on Milwaukie, two cars, Male hispanic at fault, no insurance.
> 31st street suspicious person, male white or male hispanic, facing westbound... looking suspicious.
> Male in truck having breathing difficulty, probably drunk.
> Red rover said on the radio, in rhyme.
> Unconscious male suspect bleeding from the nose.
> California and Polk car accident
>20 Xanax
kek
these cops dont even make that much - 60k after their first year
http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/The-312/August-2013/CPD/
20 Xanax white boi trying to off himself
Son took 20xanax
>>79475150
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT
PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
>Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
I'm going into Zone 6 lads. Wish me luck. Pic related.
>literally no shootings
Shits on fiuh get the watuh nigguh mofuggin bootleg firworks
Best Robert!
>>79475542
>son took 20 xanax
nigga you gonna die.
Recommend me some good police movies.
CODE RED CODE RED 2871 LISTENERS
>>79475542
MULTIPLE GUN SHOT WOUNDS IS NOT A CONDITION.
>>79475563
Nice try officer Chavez, but we know you're not Robert
>20 xanax
ayy lmao,that won't do shit
>>79475542
10-4 go wid it.
>screaming in the back round
CHICAGO GETTING LOSE WITH IT.
>>79475571
>a nigger got fucking mauled to death by a pitbull
>waaaah, not shootins
GET COMFY NIGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DMUOA7KlO0
>>79475728
I would marry Natalya in an instant. She's so sexy.
>>79475571
There's been plenty reported.
>>79475769
Tangerine Dream is the patrician's background music choice.
Where my Zone 6ers at, 2 suspicious hispanic males pushing a motorcycle into a garage.
>>79475542
NEW CARD START BOYS.
ten four
>>79475807
she's divorced, last time i checked
>>79475728
That 'mummy' meme has ruined Natalya-posting for me :(
>>79475542
BLUE JEANS
SHOTS FIRED
LAST 4TH OF JULY MUGSHOTS
http://chitownmugshots.com/gallery/2015-07-04/LAST 4TH OF JULY MUGSHOTS
http://chitownmugshots.com/gallery/2015-07-04/LAST 4TH OF JULY MUGSHOTS
http://chitownmugshots.com/gallery/2015-07-04/
4Males loitering
DAE respect cops a lot more?
>>79475814
>4th weekend
Illinois police code
846 TREASON
>under the influence of (something)
>23:30 Shots fired
>23:55 Car shot up
so that was an hour ago
>Unrelated Roberts
>UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOMETHING
>>79475915
it's one fucking britbong autist
just like how the "ETERNAL BEADY ANGLO" thing started from a single german.
>>79475150
Aaand migrated. Ausfag Robert has next thread.
>DO NOT MAKE NEW THREADS UNTIL THE FIRST NUMBER IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT HAND CORNER IS ITALICIZED.
>>79475782
This really needs to be the next op image.
Like and reply if you agree :^)
Street fight
>>79475957
BLM made me respect them more
BIIIIIIG KNIFE 4U
>>79475905
biiiiiig knife
>>79476057
Thank you robert
>dirty jeans
this chick is from chicago.
is this how chitown chicks usually look or are they all dindu
future waifu:
https://www.instagram.com/katiechang53/
>>79476031
I bet it's love.
>>79475915
Same
Also BIG KNIFE!!!! And voices
BROWN BAG
BIG KNIFE
HEARING VOICES
>>79475977
thats a hangin
Aww shit, insane/high black dude with a knife
>schizo at the train station with a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig knife
>crazy black guy with a knife
CRAZY MAN SPOTTED COULD IT BE THE ESCAPED HOSPITAL GUY?
Nog with big knife talking to himself!!
>man with a big knife hearing voices
>NIGGER HEARING VOICES
BIG Noife, nigger talking to hi'sewf
>>79476094
>>79476096
10-4
Carrying a big knife in a bag, hearing voices, talking to himself.
>mfw they are talking about me...
BIG KNIFE
HEARIN VOICES
ex-girlfriend broke car windows
auto accident with no injuries, hit and run by a silver car
"Carrying a big knife in brown bag..hearing voices"
Jesus Christ. Can you imagine bumping into a cunt like that at 1am.
>>79476138
[muttered we wuz kangz]
>>79476057
Agreed. Our meme artists are magnificent.
i think i know who the crazy one is
WONDAFUL
>>79476099
>hapas
not even once
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
>>79476097
10-4 Robert
You call that a knife?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111206011122AAR4CHP here's what the numbers mean boys
>>79476057
I enjoy it. Kinda nostalgic like Looney Toons.
Wunduful
WAWAWA HOLY FUCK MY EARS THAT SOUND
>>79476236
Loony Tunes*
You stupid fuck
>>79476187
>Can you imagine
As a matter of fact...
/comfy/ bongo
>>79476210
how do you do that when
>rahm emmanuel cucked
>cpd cucked
>chiraq cbar
drunk nig knocking at some chick's door
>>79476192
Honestly getting mad oc is being ignored.
How the fuck do you guys follow those police codes? On the one OP linked there are like 10 million of them.
>>79476221
kek
Yuge fight confirmed
>huge fight
Oooh huge fight
>>79476303
Lucky you.
All I got is a sharp kitchen knife
>>79476360
Check your keys
>>79476374
Which one? Zone 6 or Main.
ALL I GOT FOR YO HONKEY ASS WHITE CRACKA 10-4
>>79476388
>>79476360
Here's your (you)
>>79476374
>>79476373
PREPARE THE ROBERTS
>>79476236
Coony tunes also needs to be used as an op image
>HUGE FIGHT
>HUGE FIGHT
>HUGE FIGHT
>HUGE FIGHT
>HUGE FIGHT
These threads move like a nog fleeing a crime scene. I do my best to call out the arts when I see them, desu
So why has there been 5 threads going down in the span of 5 minutes? I literally jsut got here and moved 5 whole fucking threads
>>79476388
twf when you're australian and can't defend yourself...
>>79476293
*Loony Tunes you stupid fuck, asterisk first
Walking on lake shore drive? I hope they get hit and die.
BLACK MAN
BLACK BAG
DAS IT MAYN
Yuuuuuuuge fight
RAPE OCCURING
is rahm emmanuel confirmed for most cucked mayor in existence or is villaragosa still the top cuck?
>>79476465
B-but criminals also follow our gun and knife laws right?
female arguing about guns
Arguing about guns?
Which one of you tried to educate them?
Nog has another female nog pinned!
>>79476459
confusion of who is making thread, op left
>>79476293
Realized it right after I hit post. Still, point stands and you knew what I was saying.
>blackies fucking against a fence
So who else is actually /chi/ here?
>>79476441
FYI,
Those Aussie pump action jobbies? I lust after them. I have a fetish for pump and lever guns.
>>79476441
Clean your boomerang yet?
>>79476054
This is just all so tiresome, why can't they sticky.
HUGE FIGHT!
Huge fight was actually a wedding kek
>FENCE FUCKING HAPPENS IN CHICAGO.
just heard something about a wedding letting out.
SNITCHES IN THESE SKREETS
My internet cut out for an hour. What did I miss?
All I hear in background is classic star trek noises
>>79476441
Neat.
You go roo hunting?
"I'll do whatever is easier"
Love it when a woman says that.
IM WATCHIN YOU
here are the spicy ones
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
nigress wants to go home. wurk to hawd.
>Morse code on zone 6
the fuck
dumping maps for my fellow Roberts out there
>>79475542
I fixed the green bingo sheet. That black square was bothering me.
>>79476677
>>79476692
part of your mission
>u got a problem with dat WHAT EVAS EZER
white guy face palms internally.
Would be awesome if there was a snitch a black uncle tom type blowing up every drug dealers spot.
>>79476655
>I'll do whatever is easier
said every dindu ever
>>79476677
amazing how well things work when that's said
>>79476655
You name it.
Sewer nigger struck again.
Schizo with huge knife at train station talking to voices in his head.
Rape habbening nao.
Nigger mauled by pitbull, nigger is kill.
Whatever happened to the guy saying he was going to shitpost on the radio?
>>79476667
thats what i tell the coppas when they come around
>>79476584
Negative, Robert. Stickies get shitposted to death.
I'd rather run the risk of splitting, desu
>put up the wrong one
GODDAMMIT DISPATCH
>>79476542
Id like to see what would happen if 50k abos were relocated to south Chimpcago.
EX GIRLFRIEND CATFIGHT
>>79476747
The FCC caught him
>>79476716
10-4 robert will update
check yo keys robert. thank you.
>kids and drugs involved.
Lol stop throwing things at my keeeeeds
Domestic disturbance with kids and drugs involved
>>79476793
kek
>>79476713
Morse code is probably the FCC station ID. Radios must transmit ID's every 10 minutes per the FCC, but morse code is acceptable method of transmitting it.
>>79476781
spear fights over bikes
>>79476747
There was a guy last night that keyed up and said, "You motherfuckers..."
>>79476781
>implying there's 50k abos left
HE JUST GOT STABBED
Got stabbed in the neck, but declining medical attention?
STABBED IN THE NECK
Declining EMS
NECK STABBING
IMMINENT DEATH LADS
>>79476793
holy shit post website here they got them coming in like hot cakes. a put a face to the nog
>JUST GOT STABBED IN THE NECK BY THE ROOMMATE
>IS DECLINING EMS
>>79476781
Dead very quickly.
Abos here just drunk and lie around doing fuck all.
Never seen a violent one; but never seen a sober one.
>>79475150
smash that mf robert key
>STABBED AND DECLINING EMS
>>79476725
someone post a picture of porn where it's a white cop fucking some black chick
DOMESTIC RELATED, DARK NIG IN A MALIBU. FEMALE
Axe with a bat!?!?
>>79476655
Male, black threatening to stab girlfriend with a knife for trying to charge her phone.
>STABBED IN NECK BY ROOMMATE
>DECLINING EMS, REQUESTING POLICE
>Stabbed in the neck
>Decline medical service
Someone got stabbed in neck
~RESPOST IF YOURE A STRONG, INDEPENDENT STABBING VICTIM WHO DONT NEED NO EMS~
>>79476915
Yeah, all niggers suck but from what I've seen the aboriginal niggers down under are the most docile of the race. Our niggers are just fucking problems.
>>79476908
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/gallery/2016-07-01/
DOA REMOVAL
SHIIIIEEET
Chicago is not a city, it's a human garbage disposal. It's literally population control. It will never be fixed because it's serving its purpose. It's a meat grinder for the poor.
Doa removal?
>guy gets stabbed in the neck
>declines EMS
wat
>DOA removal
>stabbed in neck
>declining medical attention
k
shots fired in a parking lot
>DOA removal
>shots fired
>gunpowder
DOA REMOVAL
>DOA REMOVAL
DOA REMOVAL
>DOA REMOVAL
GUN SHOTS DRINK DRINK DRINK SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
DOA REMOVAL!!!
DOA REMOVAL!!!
DOA REMOVAL!!!
DOA REMOVAL!!!
DOA REMOVAL!!!
Holy fuck, look at this thugging nigger. Read the charges.
DOA removal
Soylent Green
is made of people
>>79476738
> Sewer nigger struck again.
Literally a fucking Morloch
>>79477007
Cocaine's one hell of a drug
>>79476982
suspicious nigger
>>79476982
REPOSTED MY BRUDDA
~RESPOST IF YOURE A STRONG, INDEPENDENT STABBING VICTIM WHO DONT NEED NO EMS~
PANIC ALARM
>>79475317
>Son choking mother
>Mother choking daughter
>he punched a dog
>Man with nunchucks scaring people
my god
>>79476982
>DOA removal
Sigh...call Servpro.
ARMANDO WHY YOU BREAK WINDOW
>>79476982
kek
>>79476982
kek
SHOTS FIRED ZONE 6, 7121 SOUTH HARVARD
Injured cat?
>Armando just broke somebody's windshield
>>79477038
>I WOULD BUT, YOU KNOW.
>>79477098
Jesus kek
>>79476982
>injured cat in the southbound lane creating a traffic backup
JESUS CHRIST
>>79477007
Shit's expensive, yo
>>79477038
no way that dude isnt on some shit he looks like his brains are cooked. I cant tell if his eyes are dilated tho
>>79477098
fucking Armando, first his Girlfriends car, now a fucking window
Is she able to flip it
But is she able to flip it?
>injured cat
flip it girl
>>79477038
Allen Iverson changed his name?
>DOA Removal
Department of Agriculture?
>Operator spoke with Mohammad
she gon flip it
>sassy black woman bout to flip it
I just walked 1/2 mile from the L to the liq then to my house in Chicago
AMA
>>79477098
>>79477137
Shit, he escaped enemy gang territory.
He's one tough bastard.
Flip that shit, Tabitha!
aw ye bout to flip it now
dat rollin
Flip it girl
SHE ABOUT TO FLIP IT RIGHT NOW
IM HEARIN ERRYTHAN AND IM FLIPPAN EVERYTHANG RIGHT NOW
>>79477135
>Injured cat?
Those motherfuckers! Now I am mad.
kek.
>im doing real well but ima bout to flip it
HE GON DO IT !!!!!!!!
FLIP IT REEEEL GOOOOD
>>79477215
Anon, I...yeah, sure, that's what it is.
Start a new thread
about to flip right now
hot as a fire cracker
Here comes the flippy dip
hot as a firecracker
BOUT TO FLIP IT
What did she mean by this?
>>79477215
dead on arrival
>HOT AS A FIRECRACKER!
>Hot as a firecracker
>BLACK SASSY DISPATCHER IS NAMED TABITHA
It's hot as a fyuh-cracka!
hot as a firecracka
>immmmma bout to flip it
>im rollin, gonna flip it
>hot as a fire cracka
speak english, shanequa
DOA REMOVAL
better call up DeadNiggerStorage.co #dns #DEADNIGGERSTORAGE
IT'S HOT AS A FIRECRACKA
AS HOT AS A FIRECRACKER
>>79477259
>still 60 posts off
SLOW IT DOWN
