>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who the fuck is robert
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
Man, Chiraq is hopping tonight. Way faster than last night already and it's not even midnight in the Chi!
>>79473371
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT
PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
Robert....de Niro?
>>79473451
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer
>>79473371
SMASHIN THAT MF KEY
>family broken down in a Honda CRV
>see pack of gangbanging niggers with guns
Holy fuck. ROBERT BE WITH THEM!
>>79473371
FIRST FOR MAKING NEW THREADS 100 POSTS TOO EARLY
>SLOW IT DOWN
>tfw listening to both Chiraq and the major city you happen to live in simultaneously
REPORT IN AUSSIE ROBERT
>>79473485
> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars
> Follow up at school, people reported heard but not seen
> Fire dept team involved in an accident
> Off duty cop involved in shooting
> Unknown tall fair skinned person is getting in and out of three different cars armed with a flashlight
> Loud music called in at West Fulton
> Driver struck fence in car, music blaring, left westbound - no further
> Child called in, complaining about GF
> Burglary follow up - no one on site, alarm company called. Lock is dislodged from door and on the ground.
> South Emerald foot chase, black male, 6' 2", tie-dye pants, weird shoes, short fro. Can't forget those "tight ass pants".
> Male black beating on white person with hammer
> 49 yr old male shot in arm
> loud music in back yard on albany
> Male on Eastwood called needing ambulance for mother, hung up
> Caller called in driving a white honda CRV broken down, several gangbangers with guns on the street corner
>1st of the month
>July 4th weekend
The perfect storm.
niggertits
>>79473371
Kek is with us tonight brothers
>>79473504
bump limit not 300?
WAITING FOR TOW IN A GANG NEIGHBORHOOD HOLY SHIT
Homeland Security!!!!
what does slow it down mean?
2482 listeners, 2500 bananas here we come!
holy fuck homeland security
>>79473463
>DAT PARTY BUS
10-4
Fucking love this thread
Is it always this bad in bean town? or just because of the holiday weekend?
>>79473503
Man, the cops got to them quick.
There must be a car nearly on every block.
>>79473543
no we've hit 400 posts in other threads
>>79473544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBoa-NbNL8
i gotta 4-niner in a 9-niner, robert.
MISSIN PERSONS
his son is missing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBoa-NbNL8
>family broken down in the street, meters away from niggers with guns
>>79473516
yo
WE GOT A MISSING BOI
>Missing Person
>>79473463
>MISSING SON
Robert now hunting a boy. 10-4
>>79473602
they fall off the front page dude.
lern24chen
>>79473545
>>79473583
wonder what that means?
>>79473543
Think its 400?
Which stream do I listen to bros?
>>79473537
> those cum mushrooms
Details are amazing
CUMBERLANDS AND HIGGINS
>OF COURSE
We need a youtube stream with some comfy music and a chat.
>>79473591
>bean town
>missing persons report
he's out with his friends doggin cars on lakeshore drive with jizz rags, let him play
>Drive by shooting in mattison and carlo
>Issue with the gf, tried to stab the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>79473664
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web>>79473664
>>79473643
>being this new
>not knowing how bumps work
gack 2 reddit summer fag
>>79473545
>>79473583
You hear them out each night
>shooting
>missing persons
>domestic violence
Normal day in chicago
Did they he stabbed his gf?
>armed with knife and tried to stab gf over chargin her phone
>>79473518
>>79473485
what a fucking shithole
>>79473371
10-4 check your keys
>>79473463
tonight so far. purple next.
Tried to stab gf for trying to charge her phone?
STABBING A BITCH OVER CHARGING HER PHONE
STABBING FOR CHARGING PHONE
KEEP YO CHARGERS SAFE
>>79473591
ALWAYS, even on weekdays.
>48 and rock whaaale
>Female hispanic attempte to stab GF with knife
>Gang disturbance on 48th and Rockwell
>multiple music disturbances
>>79473587
>Dat ROBERTWAVE A E S T H E T I C
>>79473709
oh its you again.
> MISSING PERSONS
> MISSES JEWMOTANO
> 6 MILLION MISSING
>>79473739
nice, everyone post your bingos, I just got here
Chicongo is the irl Mega City 01
>hi do you have an outlet for my phone charger, please?
>stabs you to death
LOOKS HIGHLY INTOXICATED
Bitch shouldn't have charged her phone. Power cost money much nigga
>highly intoxicated male down
Another drunk fucker on the ground
hello
>>79473739
> I saw pepe
>>79473709
>not knowing about the bump limit
wow that post really backfired for you there bud
>>79473796
im the bingo slut. show me what you got and it may make the list.
2500+
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
MODS! Stick this thread.
>It's all so tiresome.
>>79473850
>people are actually this dumb
do you have a bonus chromosome or something?
>>79473874
YASSSS.
now the blood will flow for Robert
>>79473874
I wished I could take bets on how high it will be by 2 am.
>Gang disturbance on Kimball
1 0 1 2 R O B E R T
2,547 listening. We may break 3,000
>>79473371
>>79473371
>>79473371
>>79473371
Hey radio m8s. I made some OC.
>>79473874
3k is the magic number, we were hovering around 2700 yesterday
Has anyone died tonight?
>>79473898
Watch this get banned like the car chases were in /sp/
It's been an honor meming with you.
>>79473909
keep the drama in the stream not the thread.
>>79473928
iv never been up past 1am, shits gon be gud tho
KEY HOLDERS NOT RESPONDING
>>79473971
thank you Robert
RUMORS CIRCULATING THAT THE SOUTH SIDE BLOODS GOT 3 WET RAGS AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
FEMALE THROWING OBJECTS
>>79473979
YEA! BY PITBULL NO LESS. There were more homo sides though.
>>79473613
MmmmmmmmmHhmmmmmmm
>>79473979
someone was killed by a dog.
seriously.
>>79473979
Yes. Multiple. Body found. Another got in a fight with a dude and was killed by a pit bull
>>79473987
post it on B then if banned on pol
KEYS ROB
>>79473979
several people have died tonight
>>79473979
Yes.
>>79473979
>Has
NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BE?!!
>>79473971
fucking saved.
>10-4 Robert
>>79473971
Change it to Chicago chimpcago turns people off
>>79473979
Yeah
One killed by a dog during a gang fight
1 body found
probably more from shootings and car hits
>>79473971
top kek fucking great
>NEED A ANOTHER car
shit bout to go down
>>79473971
noice
robert
>>79473371
>tfw ill never be Robert
>tfw ill never hear "Robert" over some fancy walkie-talkie irl
Manic Hispanics!
>>79474037
Better not throw it on any car hoods.
Game sound effect.
>>79474099
checked yo keys robert
PINBALL!
>>79474052
Nice red line queer boy.
>>79474131
Are you too fat to be a cop?
Is that physically possible?
>>79474154
I heard that too
>THAT NOISE
THAT SUM FUGGING SPACE PINBALL ON XP?
>>79473971
Nice
check yo insurance
WHITE HISPANIC!!!!! FUCK YOU
NOT FOR ABOUT T E N Y E A R S
10 YEARS
>not for about ten years
>not for about 10 years
>NOT FOR A BOUT 10 YEARS
kek
>Not for about ten years.
Ahahahaha
>not for about 10 years
>not for about ten years
NOT 4 ABOUT 10 YEARS
[robert laughs internally]
>14-95 has been dead for 10 years
OH SHIT
COP CALLED OUT DISPATCH
DISPATCHER BTFO STUPID BITCH DOESNT KNOW A 14 95
>>79474200
BUILD WALL
>vehicle crash
>male white hispanic
>white hispanic
>the last white hispanic on pol transcended dimensions.
>1495 Robert has not reported to work in "about 10 years"
>>79474154
>>79474168
>>79474184
Some cop is definitely playing Full Tilt! Pinball in their cruiser
>>79474116
Crazy
10 YEARS
AHAHAHAHA BITCH GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>white hispanic
what do they mean by this
>>79474099
>99
Kek
>>79474243
Great film m8
>Male hispanic pacing westbound looking suspicious
>>79474065
I just can't get over this, really
Fucking crazy
>WHITE HISPANIC
>I can only handle one at a time
>i can only handle one at a time
> can only handle one at a time
backlog?
>>79474243
Fuck, that shit made me sad as fuck
MALE
BREATHING PROBLEMS
Kill niggers senpai
>>79474299
He's a ZimZam
>18-wheeler
another check on the bingo board
>>79474271
Good fucking pull. I couldn't remember that sound for the life of me
>>79474220
>>79474219
>>79474215
>>79474208
ten years was 20 years ago ._.
talkin bout deaaaath, miguel is cawlin.
>Male having breathing difficulties in/near 18 wheeler
>>79474355
You bet your ass it is. MARK IT.
i always laugh at how polish the officers names are in chicago
Hispanic
or
White
You can only pick one
>>79474319
It's fucking Chicago
NO PROBLEMO
>NO PROBLAMO
no problemo go witcho info
>>79474361
Wait was that the missing son? Like the mother has Alzheimer's and DOSENT know he died?
"no prob-LAM-o" wat
>NO PROBLAMO
what wasnt for 10 years?
I just missed it.
Resurrected Steve Irwin, need assistance
RED ROVER
RED ROVER
>RED ROVER RED ROVER RED ROVER
>>79474494
MEME MAGIC
Red rover red rover
>>79474494
I will be damed.
You are supposed to be a cop.
RED ROVER RED ROVER
>>79474494
10-4
Red Rover. I heard moaning.
red rover?
>shit going down?!?!?
>RED ROVER RED ROVER
RED ROBBIN CHECKING IN
RED ROVER RED ROVER SEND A CAGE CAR RIGHT OVER!!!!
MYYYY SIIIIIDEESSSS!!!! NIGGA GOIN TO PRIZON, MAYNE!
> No prob-LAM-o
What did they mean by this?
RED ROVER RED ROVER I CALL ROBERT OVER!
>Red rover, red rover send unblocked cage car over... over.
Fuck these guys
>red rover red rover send robert right over
>>79474494
Sheeeit
Unconscious male suspect bleeding from the nose.
>>79474494
uhh robert?
>>79474506
Dispatch called a unit that hasn't been to work in about ten years
BLEEDIN FROM DA NOSE
>>79474494
You look like Tim Kennedy
Tim Kennedy scares me
>>79474494
Hi robert
>>79474494
10-4 Robert, keep us safe
Blood nose I repeat we have a blood nose
>>79474494
>mfw he was legit
>>79474614
Talk shit, get hit.
>>79474494
what the fuck
Chicago's top cop 'sick and tired' of violence; more officers hit streets
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
>>79474573
Bitch mispronouncing the phrase no problemo
FIREWORKS!
>>79474494
Haxx'd xray'd right throught that paint shit. GG sir you are cucked
>>79474656
S H I M I T A
How cucked is the Chicago police dept from rahm emmanuels shit policies?
EVEN HOMELESS PEOPLE IN CHICAGO HATE GARAGES
>>79474494
This shit is doubles (for jim boonie only)
HOMELESS GUY SLEEPING ON GARAGE
>>79474494
>barely even scratches his own face out
Anon that don't give no fucks.
How the fuck do you sleep on the side of a garage?? Unless... Pic related?
>>79474677
7/4 is gonna be riotously comfy
>Hobo in muh garage.
>no warrants
first time I've heard that one tonight
>>79474741
Is it Black's garage?
Orange mini cooper
red rover by robert
Back ground check done on a mini cooper. The driver is clean. Fucking how? Only douche canoes drive those.
>TRAP DOOR
>>79474747
First you gotta sell crack and your names gotta be Black
OP is leaving.
Someone else start the next threads.
Take my pasta make it yours.
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
BITCH SOUNDS LIKE HES IN THE VOID
>>79474768
first time i've heard it ever
>>79474752
10-4 Robert
How come nobody has called in complaining about a big guy crashing a car then leaving someone in the wreckage
>>79474824
Bye mate, you'll be missed.
Homeland security. Kebab?
>>79474747
No, you fuck off with that right now.
>>79474824
YO
i gotcha family
>>79474745
Looks to be a pretty good looking guy, don't blame him.
Also what the fuck can mostly american /pol/tards do to some guy who's listening to a Chicago police scanner in Alberta
>>79474692
There are powerful forces beckoning me.
Tread lightly.
>>79474780
its actually real what the fuck
>>79474781
>Mini Cooper
Say what you will about the gays but they don't commit many crimes
>>79474847
sheriff took care of it
GETTING LITTLE JAM PACKED
IF YOU DONE JUS LET EM STOP CUMMIN INNNN!!
>>79474824
Bye OP!
>stop lettin em come in if u done
THIS CUNT TOOK HER MONEY
>>79474824
We appreciate the service you've provided, thank you anon.
>>79474906
Nah, but they make great victims.
>>79474906
>Orange Mini Cooper
Flamers
TOOK OUR MONEY
Thank you op
>>79474898
I will be listening to the Roberts but too comfy to post.
Good night Robert.
Trucker took bitches money hahahahahaha
>>79474943
RIP
>>79474824
OP is bro. Bye bro, Robert.
>stoppers gonna come out of the drain in a minute
>>79474980
10-4 have a nice lunch Robert
New Thread when?
>>79474906
Sodomy crimes, though..
>>79475047
Sewer Nigger strikes again
>>79475026
Robert robert.
>>79475057
50 posts
>>79475057
i'll bake when we hit 270
>>79475057
pls wait until more than 350 posts.
these threads go so fast already`
>>79475057
At 300+ replies Robert
>>79474692
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>79475057
still early
>>79475057
>250 posts
>>79475010
The greatest of nogs. Gone. RIP.
>>79474836
A cop once asked for my ID when I was parked, idling, acting sketch in an abandoned lot (I go there to eat lunch on break sometimes). She was literally surprised when my ID came back clean, lol.
>>79474781
>douche canoes
Literally tumblr holy fuck
>Gotta keep doing whatcha gotta do, but I think we'll be alright
>>79475101
no.
RAW FOOTAGE OF SEWER NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAAQG3ISjo
2,684 LISTENERS
>BURNS ON THE WHOLE LEFT SIDE OF HER BODY
we /ksg/ now?
>>79475214
2745
>>79475176
Wanna call me red.dit too? Fuck off with your low test bait mate.
>>79475209
ffs nigger
>>79475209
dude, wait until the current thread gets at least 400 posts. and the ausfag said he'd get it anyway....
I smell it baking
NEW THREAD NOW
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475286
Nigger, you're 27 posts early.
>>79475209
TOO EARLY
>>79475286
FUCKING 30 POSTS EARLY FUCCCCCCKK
>>79475260
Bro...What is it about you that makes niggers cock block your threads?
>>79475286
you're the Nigger here, anon.
>>79475286
ITS NOT EVEN OVER 300 POSTS NIGGER
>>79475331
complaining is bumping to the limit bruhs
Lol attempted hero
My Robert!
I wonder what percentage of chimps in Chicago have a criminal record?
>20 fucking xanex ?
>son tried to commit suicide
>took 20 xanax
suicide attempt or a friday night
>>79475371
It keeps happening
>xanax overdose
wewwww lad
>>79475371
It's his excitement
>Attempted suicide, man takes Xanax OD
>>79475383
Fuck him.
>2871 listeners
SO CLOSE TO 3K LADS
>20 Xanax
>>79475470
Must be /b/
>>79475500
State who up at real robert hours
>California checking in
>PACMAN GOBBLES UP 20 XANAX
sleepy nigga hours. kek
>>79475500
Damn, that can't be all /pol/
nearly at 3k, cool
Bent about running into apt fire
>>79475561
kawaii reporting in robert
TWO NOGS WITH A GUN
CALLING IT: AT 3,000 LISTENERS SHOTS FIRED
>>79475576
Nah, this broadcastify has a a hugetwitter cult following it.
>>79475561
KANSAS ROBERT REPORTING
>>79475561
Cali fag here
>>79475576
theres 1 million hit on /pol/ a day
>>79475576
how many people do you think browse here, roughly?
>>79475576
We're only 200 at most
>>79475622
I second this.
Ooking and eeking heard in background.
>>79474898
>>79475561
Chicago native checking in
>>79475576
It's not. Typically the scanner gets between 1500 and 2000 listeners at this time.
>>79475576
Its over 1,000 at most times. 2,200 regularly at night before the /pol/ threads. And since its Fourth of July weekend there's a ton of people tuning in.
>>79475657
The front page says there are 200,000 current users
>>79475561
Eastern Washington in Cattle country. Comfy bits of heat lightning here.
>>79475754
Does that take into account only posters?
>>79475622
Dude enough of your shit. Perception doesn't cause shit to happen. More shit goes on the more people tune in. I know your enjoying summer but stop being autistic.
>>79475700
This must be a regular friday night for locals. I imagine people at a bar in winnetka huddled around a police scanner
TIME FOR A NEW THREAD NIGGERS>>>
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475150
>>79475150
OK GUYS LETS GO TO OTHER THREAD
Aaaaaaannd.... we've hit bump limit. (it's 300), notice how the first number in the bottom right corner of the thread is italicised. Migrate, and let the ausfag handle it next time.
>black with big knife hearing voices at train station
I love chicago
>>79475842
>D98mlJRH
Yeah it's, pretty normal tonight lol. Once the 4th rolls around the shit really gets wild.
Kidz and drugs involved
Good shabbos goyim
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