>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
R O B E R T
Lady Rosa is BATSHIT CRAZY
robert
4st for robert
>caller's on house arrest
>can't go to vehicle but sees it's totaled
What a world.
anything cool happening? i can't listen atm
F-first
Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert
>It's all so tiresome
>>79367555
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
If all the guns were removed from Chicago would the murder rate be so high?
>>79367725
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN
>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!
>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."
>DUMPSTER SPICS!!
>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!
>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"
>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON
>ANOTHER AFRO
>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!
>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!
>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."
>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!
>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX
>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS
>BLOOD TRAIL
>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.
>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"
CONTINUED NEXT POST
good job naming it right this time
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>79367739
no, you'd have to remove the niggers
removing the guns would do nothing
>blakc malle
>he has a gun
>juan is calling... again
>>79367757
TONIGHT THE THIRD:
>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...
>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"
>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!
>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."
>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."
>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER
>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!
>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY
What a God-Damned city...
>>79367739
Remove them and the nigs will just get more like magic
Cannot be removed
>>79367786
Not to detract from the racism (because I do agree) but I think if there were an abundance of factories or something meaningful to do, a lot of these hoodlums would go earn a wage instead of just sleeping in all day and entertaining us all night.
But I am not an economist.
>>79367792
He said Dequan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3a1GHh9oq4
>>79367555
I told you i was going to make it, mate
fuck it, let my one die
>>79367802
>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY
>implying he wasn't preparing himself for the skeleton war
>>79367785
You hear more "SHOT FIRED" than white male reports
>>79367807
Watch your ass while doing paperwork. We had an officer ambushed that way.
>do you think im drinking?
>>79367914
we will recycle yours when this hits the bump limit
>>79367876
maybe.
lord knows it wasn't this bad before the chinks stole our industry
>>79367914
Shit, I thought this one was yours.
>>79367876
It'd help, yes
Idle hands and minds seem to be the enemy of Africans
Pablo's going to prison tonight bois
>>79367914
Sorry Robert.
Genuinely sorry.
>>79367997
nah man, dont split, just let it die and i'll make the next one, no biggie
WE
>>79368094
WUZ
>>79368094
SKYKANGZ
Are you the victim or the offender, Tyrone?
>>79368094
>>79368131
>>79368132
Well done.
>>79368057
nah mate, she'll be right
>>79367939
The dead vote in Chicago, why wouldn't they get into gang wars too?
Think about it if there were no guns in Chicago they would have no way to kill each other and the murder rate would plummet and Chicago would flourish as a city
At this point is there really any viable reason to keep guns in Chicago?
>larry
LARRY FRAISER
WHITE MALE
THIS IS A SURPRISE
fraiser
black male white shirt packing heat
made a shitty meme
I really wish Chicago had its own IRL Punisher.
>shots fired
Heard something about shots fired and a robbery.
>>79368167
...When did vivian get a padunkadunk ass?
>>79368190
male black wearing white shirt known to carry fire arm
lrn 2 radio
>>79368185
>high probability of being a troll
shots fired
>>79368185
>criminals follow the law, guys
>shot, uh, shot-t, uh, shots fired
christ dude there are dindus dting out there get it out
>>79368185
Yeah, African countries with few gunz amongst the peons totally don't have murders
They'd kill more in Chicago if all they had were machetes
>191919191919191
>>79368094
>>79368131
>>79368132
>>79368166
congratulations on your achiebmints.
>still trying to work out if the person shot is the victim or the offender
>they watching for ya
>They're watching for ya
>>79368333
nice triply trips
>>79368185
But chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the nation, Robert.
>>79368410
>some of the robertest roberts in the robert, Robert
sassy bitch
>>79368449
10-4 Robert
Jesus christ
this city is truly amazing. Its literally like a real life tv show
how the fuck this is even a real place blows my mind. I cant evem believe this place exists in reality
the while concept is fucking amazing. The shit that happens there is so wild that i doubt writers for a tv show could come up with better or more original shit
its a god damn zoo. It's like mad max the city.
does a place like this exist anywhere besides America ?
pic unrelated
>>79368258
>pointing out facts is trolling
Name one viable reason why guns should be kept legal in Chicago? The city which suffers from the worst of gun violence
Ay yo check these keys
Who did Robert piss off to get the graveyard shift in this violent hellhole?
OK Roberts, I'm out of here. Market opens in 8 hours.
>>79368452
She;s my favorite.
>I bet she'd leave nailmarks.
>>79368449
Check yo Roberts
>>79368262
They would follow the law if the penalty was harsh enough
Any frying pan attacks tonight? That was pure gold last night
Whats everybody eating to night, got some dipping sticks and cheese
ay yo check these trips, robert
>>79368504
>definitely a troll
How do you intend to remove the guns?
These threads make me want to move to Chicago, live in a high rise, and browse 4chan from my comfy fortress and watch the sirens
>>79368493
I think Haiti, Liberia, Jamaica and some other African countries are pretty much Chicago The Country.
>>79368568
No, but two UHAULS + A PENSKE!
Check your keys!
sup /pol/ v2 for me, check the pic
>cuffs, and walkie on vest
I love my load bearing vest. So. many. pockets.
>>79368559
I agree
The penalty for all niggers caught with a gun should be death
>trying to remove the boot of the vehicle
>not trying to steal the vehicle
>remove the boot
Wut
>That would be detective...
>uhh okay alright go ahead
>>79368576
I just got done with chinese
>>79368278
Africa is third world America is not big difference
The current gun laws in Chicago have failed they need new ones
>>79368600
As long as you've got an undercover car park and bulletproof windows, you're set
>>79368540
Robert
>that sexy "10-4"
>>79368504
So people can protect themselves from roaming bands of Basket Ball Americans. If they kill each other who cares
>>79368504
Robert, the overwhelming majority of the gun violence is committed with illegally acquired handguns used by felons who aren't allowed to have them in the first place, Robert. You'd only be disarming the 2 citizens in all of Chicago who aren't felons, Robert.
>>79368639
You have to get the boot off before stealing the car.
>>79368576
I just had seconds of this. I went full /ck/ and made four servings of this great spaghetti. I'm on my third glass of wine though.
>>79368639
Boot as in locking device placed on the wheel.
Not sure if boot means trunk in Aus.
>>79368549
>she'd leave nailmarks
good
>>79368568
Nah Darude sandstorm was gold last night.
did she drop an F bomb?
>>79368616
Ok, I'll accept this. Not a badge, but you're either a cop, or a REALLY fucking dedicated cosplayer.
Well done.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS THREAD THIS FILLS ME WITH SUCH RAW UNTAINTED LEVELS OF COMFINESS
>dispatcher
>there fucking around throwing bottles
>>79368615
Ahhhh he's back!
>>79368639
a boot is a locking device around the tire of the car that keeps you from driving off
it's basically a parking violation measure. have to pay your ticket to have it removed.
>>79368616
be careful robert
>>79368672
The police will still have guns and they will protect the citizens
>>79368714
>third glass
You act as though this a problem
dog barking
U H A U L
>>79368639
Their boot is our wheel clamp
>>79368639
Boot =! Trunk in american, mate
boot is the wheel lock thing.
>>79368639
exactly what i was thinking until i remembered our boot is their trunk
>>79368616
are you satisfied /pol/
>>79368185
When you ban guns you make it so that only the criminals have guns
>>79368643
What's the race of most of these people in Chicago?
Yeah.
It's little Africa. Just because it has a lot of food and shit doesn't take away from the people that live there.
That beatboxing. Oonch oonch oonch
>>79368714
YOU /comfy/ GENTLEMAN.
I like the cut of your gib sir!
>>79368724
This is now my mental image of Sassy Dispatch.
>>79368771
thanks, i'm currently running radar in the bathroom for the past 20 minutes... maybe i should wrap it up soon.
>>79368753
Its the old 2014-13 /pol/ feel, just sitting back with friends and listen to niggs nig
heres a poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10635193
>>79368840
I already believed him, but ill say it again
>>79368616
Stay safe bro
>>79368818
Its our trunk because old cars had trunks attached to the back instead of It being a part of the body.
>>79368639
What you call a "boot," we call a "trunk."
To us, a "boot" (or wheel clamp) is a locking mechanism placed on the wheel of a car if it has too many unpaid parking tickets. The owner of the car has to pay the parking tickets plus an extra fee to get the boot removed.
>>79368725
Still need to figure out how that happened.
>dudududududu
I have a challenge for any artfags lurking
Every thread, draw OC depicting the events you heard in the previous thread.
It takes us about an hour or so to burn through a thread, that should be plenty of time.
Good practice for you, and good OC for us
>>79368753
>1) YOU'RE NOT BLACK
>2: YOU'RE PROBABLY FULL
>3: YOU'RE PROBABLY DRINKING
>4) YOU'RE STILL NOT BLACK
>>79368493
Brazil
>>79368892
the difference is that during the zimzam the unrest was in response to something.
this is just chicago in the throes of city death.
>>79368493
I think detroit is probably crazier. Even more niggers wild-ing out every night.
>>79368983
smoking legal marijuana in supercomfy WA state desu.
>white range rover
>inb4 drug arrests
>>79368995
It still has that feel on here, obviously not in the mainstream.
ambulance
Any LEOs in here? Am I correct in understanding that the x26 can be used as a compliance device in the states?
Here we'd get sacked for that
>>79368995
Yep this is just chicago every....single....night. cant wait for friday thru monday
>>79368600
I live in chicago. It's safe where I'm at. I do here sirens in the distance like all day and night but my hood is safe overall.
>>79369085
DANK
A N
N A
KNAD
>>79368848
>only 1/3rd black
>"little Africa"
>>79369003
ye there are places the cops stright up dont go in detroit. like at all
>>79368995
>Chicago in the throes of city death
WE HOMELAND SECURITY NOW!
>>79368848
>It's little Africa
You have no idea about American demographics, Chicago is one of the most diverse cities in the USA,
>40% white
>32? black
>28% Hispanic
Race is not the problem the easy access to guns is the problem
>>79369003
no. detroit is way larger and far sparsely populated. detroit is the size of los angeles and mostly empty.
in chicago all the gang nigs are living on top of each other in close proximity.
>>79369157
west suburbs or north side hippie land?
>>79368780
>>79368714
This is a comfy thread and you decide to gay it up with your wine, Robert.
>>79368639
>This is a boot
Guy was probably pissed off. It literally takes a day off your schedule, you have to wait for an attendant to take it off, they give you a4 hour window wtf. Not to mention that if you are not around you might get another parking ticket. It's bullshit. Robert
>>79369157
>It's safe where I'm at.
Keep telling yourself that.
You live on top of 3 million other people. Most of them will kill you for your shoes.
>>79369085
Smoking legal (medical) marijuana here in California, hot, but /comfy/, how are you, stonerbro?
>>79367350 (You)
Australian cop here, the only thing we deal with at night is friggin domestic violence, takes up like 90% of my night
Respect for what you deal with man
>Aussie cop, you still active?
Thank YOU for your service. I know how tough it is for the down under cops to get any sort of resources. You are the last stand before the beasts attack the innocents in Australia. Stay safe.
>>79368493
I live just outside the west side of Chicago and this madness is pretty well contained within a few square miles of the west and south sides of the city... but it does spill over, and in those zones it truly is like a warzone-- totally impassable. I wouldn't go into some west/southside neighborhoods if my life depended on it... they truly are like 3rd world countries.
>ROBERT
>O
>B
>E
>R
>T
what stream should I be listening to for best happenings?
>>79369131
>4th
Chiragnarok is coming
>>79368185
Yes. Niggers are killing each other off. We should be dropping assault rifles in da hood yo .
>>79369216
>tfw before I became a cop I was a stoner who didn't think it was possible to quit smoking weed kek
Glad I did.
>>79369003
The detroit scanner stopped being interesting once they unincorporated large parts of the city. Mainly ghetto shitstorm areas. Cops dont have to patrol there anymore so not as much action
>>79368841
Criminals will not have guns if you enforce strict enough gun laws
>>79369206
this is true.
Detroit is more like a forest full of thieves and dogs than a city full of gangs.
>>79369085
98642 checking in robert
>10-4
>>79369202
you dont fucking quit do you? no one is gonna db8 on this comfy ass thread
>>79369202
lets get that number to 90 per 100
>>79369250
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>79369287
How?
>>79369273
weed ain't for everyone. I am a college professor, so it fits with my lifestyle and career choice.
btw I love the cops. thanks Robert.
>>79368504
So you don't get drug into a sewer drain and raped.
>>79369287
>prohibition works!
Except it doesn't.
>>79368643
They just need to ban niggers and that's what mayor rahm is doing with the gentrification. Many trendy expensive white neighborhoods in chicago today were ghetto gang warzones in the not too distant past. Slowly the nigs are being pushed farther west and south, eventually they will be some suburban city's problem.
>>79368964
best i can do
>trinity ER
>what part of the body needs to be photographed?
>>79369312
>lets just completely ignore the actual problem and vote for politicians who also ignore the problem
This is why Republicans are going to lose and Hillary will be the next President
Overdose!
Dont feed the troll please
>>79369209
I honestly would not be surprised if there are normal people in Chicago who put those on their own cars at night to keep them from getting stolen
>>79369416
>ban niggers
You need a bigger net.
Ban transients vagrants and those without visible means of support from cities.
They used to do this. They should do it again.
Department of Homeland Security check on the water filtration plant
Getting pictures of a body, overdose
Oh wow, its getting good
>ITT: (YOU) SLUTS GONE WILD
>>79369424
perfect
homeless man begging for food and money in mcdonalds
>>79369376
Yeah, before working as a security guard it was alright but I was starting to get lazy and nonchalant about pursuing my personal goals.. but if given the chance to legally smoke again, i would
Nothing came close to the feeling, drinking won't ever get you to THAT promised land.
Thanks for being an educator and a supporter of fellow roberts.
>homeless guy begging for food and money
>at McDonald's
top lol
>>79369202
how many niggers are you hearing doing the crimes?
how many white people?
Also, how the fuck do you retards expect to cut off weapons importation, build a wall around every city, every town, every house?
Easier just to wall off mexico and declare a war of extermination against the cartels and gangs in general
>>79369273
Thanks for your service Robert. Never really felt like quitting, probably will once I get a family and all that shit. I'm enjoying it for now though.
>>79369424
Robert/10-4
>>79369492
>not sucking dick for (you)s
>>79369218
Cheers man
youd be surprised how many people plead the 5th here. I got a not guilty brief that was copy and pasted from copblock.org
Magistrate will have a field day with the cunt.
Homeless man at McDonald's
Homeless man at McDonald's
Homeless man at McDonald's
>>79369424
Kek
>calling cops on a homeless dude begging for food and money
Damn chiraq...
BEN GARRISON?
H8 speech, wants to take a bath and attack black people?
>>79369492
theres this one lady dispatcher who sounds like an absolute slut
>and i love it
What did she just say??
POLS ON THE LOSE IN A WIFE BEATER
>/pol/ made it on the dispatch
>>79369611
>JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL
>STATES HE WANTS TO HURT BLACK PEOPLE
>PINK TANKTOP?
Ben Garrison?
>>79367849
>Remove them and the nigs will just get more like magic
It ain't magic, they'll just get them imported from neighboring cities/counties/states. I'm not anti-gun, I'm just sayin'.
someone in chicago should call in and report ben garrison in the same area as that guy
MOON MAN ON THE SCENE
>taking a bat and attacking black people
MOONMAN CONFIRMED ON SCENE
>>79369546
>I was young, and desperate. I needed the (You)s!
I heard this excuse so often. motherfuckers just need to admit they have a problem. Attend your local (Y)A meetings. They can help (You)
>>79369622
Hahahaha ".....black people..."
>>79369618
Fuck my tight pussy Robert Daddy
>>79369424
kek
>>79369553
That's ridiculous. I love when people try to pull the "i'm traveling, I totally overlooked the part in the driver's manual where it says it is a privilege to drive"
That's when I pull out the trusty baton and remind them who is doing the driving at that point (to the jail)
>>79369651
fund it
>>79369627
>>79369633
>>79369656
i accidently closed the tab what happen now?
>>79369700
You guys on the SoundCloud stream?
>>79369492
hypocracy: the post
>>79369574
Yeah, but it's Chicago
It's probably a 70 enraged African wearing only pants, covered in body lice and pustules screaming
GIMME TWENNIE DOLLAH
TWENNIE DOLLAH
BIG MAC
Spit flying out of his mouth, his toothless maw revealed
>>79369656
>>79369668
Make it a Whack' Tonight!
>man just got out of jail
>attacking blacks with a bat
>claims he wants to hurt black people
WE RACE WAR NOW
>>79369361
>>79369411
Enforcing strict gun control laws is easy if you actually do it
>All gun owners in Chicago hand over guns to police
>make owning a gun in Chicago a 25 year punishable offense
>make selling guns in Chicago a life a sentence
Problem solved no more guns no more killing
>>79369656
>Implying he wasnt lying in wait, like the silent celestial body he is.
>>79369723
>>79369732
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
stream with ambient music in the background
Hey roberts there is a higher amount of screaming bitches tonight robert.
>>79369723
Someone said they wanted to attack black people
Abo?
>>79369202
You fucking idiot
Blacks commit 55% of the murders and 70% of the armed robberies in the US
This is despite them being only 13% of the population. There are 4 million MORE whites than blacks in poverty in the US, blacks still have about 9 times the murder rate.
Blacks in America as a group have a murder rate on par with the average African country.
Whites in America as a group have a murder rate on par with the average European country (about 10 times lower)
If America were all white, we'd have a murder rate about equivilent to Belgium
In every single multi-racial society on the globe, blacks commit a ludicrously disproportionate amount of the violent crimes. In Toronto they were 3% of the population, but 33% of the murderers.
The average poverty stricken African city has 40 times the murder rate of the average poverty stricken Asian city. It's incredibly clear to just about anyone who's looked at the numbers that genes are responsible for this.
>man lying face down on the sidewalk without pants
>>79369723
>man just got out of jail
>skinhead in a wife beater
>immediately starts threatening and attacking black people
>RANGE ROVER
>>79369785
>entire population goes to jail
Well you got yourself a ghost town, what's the next step in your master plan?
>>79369723
>anon calls in to disp to let them know
>subject just got out of jail
>in white tank and shorts has a bat
>wants to kill black people
>never revel your power lvl anon.
>>79369764
I was on the red line once, and as soon as it went underground three youths started telling people to give them money. like getting up in their faces and shit. I left the car because I am a huge pussy, but most of the people just sat there.
Shit, Ben Garrison got out of jail and he has a BAT!
>>79368983
>i'm black
>im full
>drinking
>still feeling comfy
pls explain
>>79369764
kek robert
>>79369785
If you believe that would actually happen I have a bridge to sell you.
Hey robert, its my job, just gotta see whats up.
>gangbangers in the house
>>79369785
Buy a gun outside chicago and then kill unarmed innocents in chicago.
gangbangers!!
ROBERT
>large group of gangbangers
holy shit imagine the courtroom.
>bangs gavel "guilty"
next
>bangs gavel "guilty"
next
>bangs gavel "guilty"
next
>bangs gavel "guilty"
next
>bangs gavel "guilty"
next
>bangs gavel "guilty"
next
also gangbangers for bingo
>>79369801
Based burger
G A N G B A N G E R S
A
N
G
B
A
N
G
E
R
S
>>79368848
Your thinking of Detroit.
>gangbangers in house
>>79369785
>All gun owners in Chicago hand over guns to police
Either a troll or a child.
You will not compel criminals to hand over guns.
You will not compel criminals to not buy guns in neighboring states.
>>79369904
>Innocents
>Chicago
>>79369818
>Hispanic rape
>>79369885
But didnt you read about when alcohol was illegal. Everyone turned in their bottles and lived sober and happy?
>>79369871
>Lives in Columbia
you have 0 in common with united states blacks.
hugs.
>gangbangers
Is Chicago even real?
shots fired!!!
Gangbangers...
woot
We got gangbangers for those playing Chiraq BINGO!
>>79370000
Checked
>>79369931
witnessed
>>79369785
That really worked well for Detroit didn't it.
>>79370024
is Australia?
So about the shooting on Montrose and kedzie:
The latin kings from that neighborhood, which are not many(it's the Northside) accidently shot up and killed a Latin king from little village(this is the straight up hood where you gotta ride it die) so their leadership voted to go to war and disown the kind from Montrose and kedzie, so this guys are getting lit up.
Their whole gang which must be in the thousands, are stalking and trying to kill 10-30 guys. Curay-zay my nigga
>>79370000
witness for Robert
>The firefighter suffered a cut to his face, and ought to be slapping this entitled special snowflake with a lawsuit.
based as fuck
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>>79369971
I should say, a specific area of Chicago.
The black/hispanic areas would be a totally different country to the white/asian ones.
FUCKING JOSE LOPEZ
>trying to sell her drugs
>male black
what a surprise
>>79369721
Aboriginals here are the biggest problem, because the aboriginal legal service has decent lawyers that work for free under govt funding
You can't mess up the arrest process or they find any loophole possible, how they were targeted etc
Absolute pain
>began rambling
>neighbors need to take this statue down
>I have a gun
>>79370020
except being black and poor?
>>79370000
Your keys have been checked, Robert.
>moar shots fired in the cemetary
>statue getting removed
>>79370024
Oh, yes, it's real. Been there a few times and never had a problem. Of course, I stayed in Chicago proper and didn't wander into the nigger parts.
>>79370000
I know and totally didn't cause organized crime issues that still being dealt with more than 80 years later.
>>79370050
and here's the blue one
>Jose Lopez is calling in the rear? Claims people are harrasing him, mentions getting a gun.
>jose lopez
>TAKE THE GODDAMN STATUE DOWN
sounds a little...off..
>>79369857
I would've left, too
>>79370050
you the template for that? all i got is this one
>>79370061
When did this happen?
what does check your keys mean? is it black for check on your kids?
>Haggling over drug prices
>crazy schizo spic
>>79370020
>Columbia
Makes his living selling drugs. Lives in a violent shithole. Poor as shit. That's fairly similar.
>>79369994
Hispanics commit a lot of sex crimes, especially against children
No one knows why
>>79370088
>burger never been to Columia
poverty looks radically different in different places brosis.
>biker hit by cab
such is life
>he rambled about an image in the window
>begged his neighbours to take down a statue
WE WEEPING ANGELS NOW
>>79370085
Well that escalated quickly.
>>79370061
already happened or happening?
Bicycle BTFO
>>79370050
going for black out
>>79370136
Last fall.
Thrive already killed about 5 since then
>cyclist hit by a cab
RIP.
But really, who the fuck is riding a bicycle at 1am? Oh, right...
Is Chicago the closest thing to Stilwater?
>>79370185
Oh you're doing better at paying attention than me, SO CLOSE
10-4 Robert
>>79370185
You missed the static
>>79370108
Forgot to check off the beer square
>>79370146
Aztec Blood, probably. If I remember its a serotonin difficence.
>>79370139
You press the key to talk on the radio, it turns the mic on
>active shooter
>Malcolm x Blvd
Lol
>>79370216
I do too! It's a decent way to get around and relaxing. I also own a car and live in Minneapolis though. Chicago seems like a hell hole.
F
>>79370184
He's okay
Holy shit this city..
>>79370221
Stilwater is literally based off Chicago.
>>79370184
>>79370166
bleeding from the head but ______ ?
>>79370081
sounds like the same thing here but with the minorities.
one of my cases was thrown out because my pen ran out of ink on an affidavit and the judge ruled that it wasn't necessary because of errors.
this case involved a black 19 year old who threatened to kill his girlfriend and someone witnessed the actions and threats.
>3 mos later, she died by him
piece of shit liberal judges should be shot on sight in some instances
>>79370274
thanks m8
>>79370221
yes
>>79370244
first thing i thought of when they mentioned the boot
>>79370260
good catch
>>79370305
But he's okay
>>79370221
Yep. After the AI has run too long, and randoms start attacking each other willy-nilly.
>I need to play that again, desu senpai
My first night on this thread and i'm floored. I knew Chicongo was bad, but not fucking nigger apocalypse bad.
It sounds like the cops are fighting to keep the city from eating itself alive.
>we got a cab versus a byclelelist
>he's bleeding from the head
>but he's ok
TANK
>>79370216
The funniest thing in my neighborhood in queens decades ago is how they'd push shopping karts down the street at night, and every once in a while a car would clip them. 3am cracker jack rolling with his kart, streets clear, no time to hit the brakes.
Budweiser truck!!! What was that??
>male while bleeding from head
>>79370262
not disagreeing, just adding that european blood is mixed with almost every race at this point.
blacks in the US are typically successful in concordance with their percentage of european dna influence.
once you learn to spot white ethnic features in blacks you will know exactly what I am talking about.
STATUE MIA
THEY ARE LOOKING FOR THE STATUE
THE STATUE!
IT'S LOOKING AT ME!
jose trippin statues
invisible statue
>nigger is high on crack or schitzo
>>79370345
He just needs a couple of health pots
>statue at large
>pursuit in progress
>we're looking for the statue too
>we don't see it
WE >>>/x/ NOW
>>79370357
Couple hours ago. We're not sure exactly what happened but a policeman screamed BUDWEISER TRUCK a couple times. We think he either got clipped by the beer truck or saw it wreck.
>Looking at a statue making him crazy
>I dunno, statue its making him crazy!
>it's all so tiresome
>>79370337
Wait. It's a the 4th of july weekend.
>they'll rack up a month's quota in three days.
>>79370423
REAL LIFE WEEPING ANGEL
>>79370424
>babysitter calls parents because statue creeps her out
>parents say "We don't have a statue"
>>79369202
>Race is not the problem the easy access to guns is the problem
Black people (13% of population) commit more than 50% of murders even though white people own more guns per capita than blacks.
The US does not have a gun problem it has a nigger problem
>>79370131
>Chiraq bingo
Holy shit I never knew this existed.
The ride truly never ends.
new thread when?
fucking weeping angels
i'll get on making new thread
That is a NEG-A-TIVE
new(er) bread:
>>79368205
>>79368205
>>79368205
>NE
>GA
>TIVE
THAT IS A NEG-A-TIVE
>That is a NEG A TIVE!
>THAT. IS. A. NEGA TIIIIIVE.
Dispatcher turned into a dalek
NEG A TIIIIIVVVEEE.
>>79370466
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
>>79370461
THEY'RE ON THE RUN
>>79370447
shit is going to get vile over the weekend
I always wondered why people in Batman comics were so stupid as to live in Gotham City
Watching this thread, it turns out that Chicago is Gotham
>>79370307
That bullshit
Luckily judicial activism here is limited
A world of scalias and Thomas' would be a good world
>>79370479
There'll be another new sheet tomorrow if I can find enough inspiration, it's maybe a third to a half done at the moment
>>79370447
>quota
implying chicago PD needs quotas
stable is not a condition!
>>79370547
word, brother until then its just cops like us watching each others backs.
Wow that accent
adam diddle diddle nine three eight
>>79370088
>>79370159
Truthfully speaking, in this city there are things like Brazil's favelas, but those depend of the neighborhood. I'm not that poor yet, but pic related should give u some insight.
>>79368776
The police have no obligation to protect citizens you shill faggot, I hope you find out how slow the police are one day.
TAKE THE STATUE DOWN! I'LL GET A GUN! (legally, of course)
lots of sleepie people in this thread
>>79372221
get in the new thread my robert
>>79368205
