>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
ROBERT
1st for niggers getting glassed in the street by hoes
BUDWEISER TRUCK
>>79362125
Bamp
First for Robert
Just so everyone knows, I'm listening to this shit instead of watching my Game of Normies finale like I've done every night since it aired.
Also: Tommen dindu nuffin.
>>79362125
OH SHIT
0-1-1-0!!!!
hoping my ID has ROB in it
>>79361921
Reserve this for the next thread.
>>79362302
This threads keep me calm. I am the autist who has the neighbors slamming doors. Want to fucking bash his head into a wall. Instead staying comfy and listening to nigs nog the fuck out.
Kek's blessings, Robert.
Beating a bitch while his homie watches
>>79362370
Fucking so close to rob in my ID.
who /just standing there watching/ here?
>got a male black beating a female ba-lack
>>79362125
>better throw my vest on my chest
>cause niggas is a mess
>it don't take nothin' but frontin' for me to start sumfin
>buckin and buckin at niggas like I was duck huntin
So ,what thread are we using?
>>79362408
chill robert
>>79362408
>neighbors slamming doors
I assume you've contacted your landlord. Outside that, bust open your really fast, and yell to that nigger to shut the fuck up.
This is assuming you aren't a cuck and have guns to blast that faggot if he ever breaks in or physically assaults you.
>>79362125
You always make me wonder why you do this.
I'll bump your thread because you are normal /pol/. hard to find non slide threads these days.
>>79362648
Not afraid of this fucking faggot. I busted my door open and saw him, he is definitely doing it. Asked him nicely to stop. He said excuse me like a fucking faggot. Told him about old lady under us and he feigned empathy and said sorry. They keep doing it though. Told management and they don't do shit. Will move but lease isn't up yet. Just venting so I don't fuck him up and end up in jail. No guns wouldn't need them on this guy.
Penske truck tonight. Guess Uhaul was all out of trucks
>>79362810
How many times does he slam his door?
I have a neighbor who has a dog that keeps barking nonstop
>>79362648
What I would love to do is knock him out and drag him into my doorway, call cops and tell them he tried to bust in. But his gf would corroborate his story and I am not hitting his hoe. Funny thing in TN I actually had a cop tell me to do exactly this if I ever had problems with my neighbor. He was a crazy nigger.
these niggers love to hang out in alleys
19 Boy! Got dat shit handled.
>>79362810
Superglue the door shut a few times.
>>79362925
Bro I swear it's every fucking 30 min. Like this faggot can't sit still. Always him or his girl going in and out to go outside and use their computers. Which makes me think they are to cheap to pay for Internet so they are leaching off the office WiFi. Total fucking assholes. He walks around weird too like dexter. Any of us could wreck this faggot though.
>>79362978
And porches
>>79362810
screw his door shut
Listen up lil pickaninnies! Kenneth Harris has a story to tell....
>>79363037
What race is the neighbor?
>>79362810
>>79362926
Well as long as you move soon man. I fucking hate apartment neighbors. I'm lucky enough to live in a tiny building with only 6 units and the one wall I share with a neighbor is with an older fellow that isn't home very often; I assume he travels for his work.
But yeah, fuck inconsiderate dicks. Even considering the above, I make sure to turn down my music/tv/movies by 11. It's just common courtesy. Which is apparently lost on niggers.
>Watch your keys please!
WATCH YO KEYS PLZ!
>watch your keys, please
did he just say "fucking laughing"?
>(angry voice) fuckin' laughin'
>WATCH YO KEYS.
>>79363037
>Any of us
Wait, are you some poorfag rooming with like 4 other dudes?
>>79363273
White but this dude don't even look right man. Like dexter I swear he glides, not walks like a fucking lizard on ice. Hardly afraid he's a stick but creepy as fuck. I just want the bullshit to stop we are all decent working white people here he acts like a fucking nigger. If I wanted to live by niggers I'd live in fucking St Petersburg.
>>79363276
Understood man its all about consideration. This old sick lady probably cannot stand this shit. I do the same, use headphones a lot when I game etc. These doors are fucking heavy and any force shakes the entire structure. I am pretty chill but this shit gets old. Lived here 4 years and no problems. This faggot moves in and it's BAM BAM BAM, will talk to management again since he fucking can't listen. Personally I wish I could just hit him once in the ribs but jail isn't very fun.
>>79363473
I meant any of you as in ITT. One look and you would tell yourself you could fuck this faggot up. He's just creepy as fuck all man like doesn't even walk normal, glides, like a lizard on ice. Little dexter reference there.
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79363531
>Personally I wish I could just hit him once in the ribs but jail isn't very fun.
I'm not saying to provoke a reaction, but you could provoke a reaction. Let him hit you once. And then ventilate him with your CCW.
No, but for real, move the fuck out man.
>>79363603
Oh okay.
>>79362125
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
>>79363564
that thread is shit.
threads about Chicago should have Chicago in the title.
you are shitting up the thread before it even starts.
>>79363964
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN
>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!
>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."
>DUMPSTER SPICS!!
>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!
>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"
>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON
>ANOTHER AFRO
>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!
>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!
>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."
>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!
>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX
>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS
>BLOOD TRAIL
>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.
>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"
CONTINUED NEXT POST
Dispatch is clearly a nog
>>79362125
Is this shit even legal now?
>>79363998
TONIGHT THE THIRD:
>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...
>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"
>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!
>
What a God-Damned city...
>meet your dispatch
Loud black chick
Sassy black chick
Stern white chick
Snarky Latino chick
Ambiguously Gay Male
THANK YOU FOR SPLITTING THE THREAD
>>79362125
Goes nicely with the scanner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzjceaMYrQ
>>79364095
this thread is for Chicago.
the other thread is for some place in Africa I have never heard of.
HEY OP: YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN
zone 6 has an updated feed:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Also, keep using old thread for now, it hasn't hit bump limit yet:
>>79361921
>>79361921
>>79363037
Just do this
>key his car (almost no proof you did it)
>when he inevitably thinks it's you and shows up to your door let him hit you once
>shatter skull with bat or if you live in hillbilly land air him the fuck out
(Obviously joking don't fucking blame me if you do it)
>>79363276
My neighbor was a total shit but the upside to that is I could do whatever I want, as late as I want, without giving a fuck.
Shower at 3 am? Yeah, better turn up the music to hear it over the water.
>>79363037
CALL THE COPS SO WE CAN HEAR YOU ON THE SCANNER
>>79364335
he's a floridafag, he could just zimzam him
>>79364335
Had a cop tell me to just know out my neighbor, this was in TN he was a meth using nigger, and drag his body into my place. Call cops and keep him knocked out. Thanks home invasion and clears me. Couldn't believe a cop told me that shit lol.
>>79364553
Thank God for FL.
>>79362125
let them eat lead
So
many
shots
fired
Kim
>first for uber suicide
Chick told an uber driver she was gonna kill herself, probably to get a free ride
Ha, if as an Uber driver someone told me they wanted to kill themselves I'd say join the club.
>>79362444
trips of truth
>kids running around throwing rocks at eachother
Did the suicidal UBER just drop off a passenger??!
Robert
CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
>>79365491
The passenger was suicidal.
>tfw suicide by uber
>>79365471
gotta practice
>>79365471
>when we grow up, we'll be big and strong like our dead daddies and use gunz!
"We're at Mcdonalds now"
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MELVIN.
>Don't forget, Washington is closed!
What did he mean by this?
>mexican in all black
get 'em fellas
crashing this thread
>>79365443
"LETS DO THIS SHIT"
>Start speeding in left lane
>>79365535
teeen four, robert. thanks for clearing that up. kek
>>79365535
>be uber driver
>passenger puts gun to your dome
>says crash it at 60mph or die
What do?
The thing I found most interesting about this was
>uber response team
Is uber just so shit that they plan for this?
>bright red hoodie
>Lybia doesnt like frog pictures
updated pasta with fixed links
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
>male black with bright red hoodie
Bop dat bingo card.
This shit is played out by normie faggots trying to subvert our OC into cultureless reddit tier faggotry.
Do not post in this thread.
Make a real one.
Robert out.
just got here for an all new edition of Nigs @ Nite!
wat it do yall?
>>79365682
Crash that shit
>>79365689
man I fear a future with no paramedics, but Ubermedics who bid on saving your ass.
>>79365623
street
>>79365682
Do a donut and leave.
>>79365691
Don't forget the:
>facial hair
>>79365682
What do they want you to crash it into? If it's anything hard you're dead either way
>>79365691
I think that's close enough to check off the "black male wearing red shirt" box in the bingo card.
>>79365682
sick drift into a telephone poll killing them and sparing me
>>79362810
SECTION 8
going for blackout
>>79365767
drive into water
>>79365762
>black
>facial hair
Muhammad Ali nig detected
I'll make the next thread to avoid drama, Robert
>>79365791
>>79365709
yay!
>>79365768
that's what I was going for.
>>79365805
shit's too easy, lol
>>79365770
what if he's behind you but on the same side of the car?
>>79365805
your going to have trouble with old people this late at night friend. maybe a black oldie may oblige you
>>79365853
Thank you Robert.
They're all in the twentyyys
>>79365791
Fuck that they are nice apartments with all white people. I am no nigger.
>disturbances
the fuck nigga
Can I get the red blank bingo? I already have the blue one.
>>79365872
>elderly male confused and lost
HHAHAHA BTFO
>>79365853
Thank fuck.
>Keep the drama ON THE RADIO, not in the THREAD.
>disturbances.... they're all in the 20....
is that you, hippie from San Andreas?
>>79365707
That's rare and bizarre.
>>79365853
10-4 Robert
shots fired.
drink.
>Old People
Update the bingo card!
>>79365805
put down old people
>>79365872
>immediately after this is posted, old confused man gets called in
>>79365805
NEVER MIND LOL
>ELDERLY MALE LOST AND CONFUSED
>shots fired
>100 people outside smoking weed
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Someone requested art on previous threads, sassy squid dispatcher reporting for duty.
More shots fired, and good lord thats alot of people getting high.
everyone make sure to call these threads chicago police scanner nightly thread
lets not split threads and migrate peacefully
previous threads called chimpcongos
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79355876
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79352583
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79358693
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79361921
SMOKIN WEED AN DRIKIN NIGGA
100 people drinking and smoking?
>shot fired
>Hundred people smoking weed and drinking
>>79365861
>Shit's too easy.
I don't think you're going to get the birthday square filled in.
>100 people outside smoking weed and drinking
Did she say ONE HUNDRED people smoking weed outside?
>about 100 people outside smoking weed and drinkiing
This Robert guy is very popular
>hundred people smokin dope and drinkin a fowrty
>>79365987
CUTE
>>79365987
Thank you
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
>>79366020
On a Thursday night...our tax dollars at work.
>>79366026
24 Robert
>>79365992
Die in a fire.
Fucking reddit latch-on backpacker faggot.
>>79366047
>>79366024
>>79366020
>>79366013
>>79366007
I KNEW I WASN'T HEARING THINGS
>>79366024
DEAR GOD GET OUT OF THERE MAN
>>79365998
Thanks a million senpai!
>>79366024
>be officer
>get call
>100 people smoking weed and drinking
>nope
>>79365987
I CALL WIFU DIBS.
>>79366020
Happy Leaf Day!
>>79366075
Pure sophistication
>>79366075
Every time, it's comfy
>>79365987
oh good lord theres draws for this thread now?
do robert and her arguing/sassing
CALM THE FUCK DOWN ROBERT
>>79365853
Thanks Robert good to see you here. I just arrived, missed the first few hours. It's midnight, who /midnightsnack/ here? Can't decide between leftover rigatoni or a hotdog.
>>79365861
>what if he's behind you but on the same side of the car?
Like I said
On a side note...
One of the movie channels is running "Jesus Christ Superstar" (the 1973 film)
In it, the bad guy (Judas) is like the only black guy in the film.
Can you imagine how much everyone would freak out of they did that here in <current year>
>IM GONNA BE HERE A WHILE
>>79365987
Nice
>>79366185
leftover rigatoni are you crazy nigga
>>79366047
>two cops hop out of cruiser
"H-hey f-fellas, would ya mi-"
>shots fired
ONE HUNNIT (HUNNIT 100)
NIGGAS
SMOKIN WEED
AND DRINKIN
DESE NIGGAS IS MAKING A RUCKUS IMMA GO OUTSIDE AND BUSTA CAP IN DESE FOOLS IF DA PO-PO DONT COME NIGGER
>caller is threatening to got out into the alley and shoot the males if the officer doesnt respond
kek
>threatening to go outside and shoot someone if the police dont respond
>>79366185
Gotta stay healthy man, one day /pol/ will be right on the streets with Robert
>>79366208
in 1973 having a black dude play Judas was the SJW thing to do.
just shows how much culture changes.
Robert
>>79365987
I'll put it as the next OP
MAKING SO MUCH NOISE
>>79366185
I just ate a bowl of Malt-o-Meal S'mores cereal.
Get some cops here to shoot these niggers or I'll do it myself!
to those who missed it
>UHAUL
UHAUL
>UHAUL
UHAUL
>UHAUL
UHAUL
>UHAUL
UHAUL
winner winner chicken dinner
>>79366345
REKT
>>79366208
Just a movie about Jesus would be triggering in this CURRENT YEAR
SHOTS FIRED. MULTIPLE ROBERTS.
uuuuuuuuuuuu haul
>>79366346
STAY SAFE!
>>79366280
>tmw it's a legit white supremacist who's on these threads about to give us a show
>TAREESE JONES
>UHAUL
IT BEGINSSSSSSSS
>>79366008
Oh damn, I thought that was on the blue board. Whoops.
But hey, CPD has 11,944 officers, not totally unlikely that one of them might have a birthday tonight.
>U-haul
>>79362302
The finale aired last week, you fuck
>>79366346
is that a cop in a robert thread?
>>79366290
Ya, the circle of life. Now we have...
https://youtu.be/rkMshhyIpiA?t=9s
>>79366378
BEN GARRISON IS IN THE WINDY CITY
>>79366378
Oh, I was imagining an old black guy pissed off about the hoodlums making noise outside.
>>79366271
>>79366236
I just chomped on some rice meatballs type things with an egg lemon sauce, so comfy. mmmmmm
>mfw I think about the uhaul all night long
>>79366290
Just shows what happens when you let reddit normies invade and take over shit, it turns to shit, just like these threads are going to now because too many reddit niggers heard about it and are trying to come here to act cool while at the same time destroying any semblance of what makes it cool to them.
When are you guys going to learn to keep normies the fuck out?
>>79366489
>be hippyfag
>have organic green grapes
>>79366236
10-4 Robert
TWO UHAULS IN ONE NIGHT
>>79366467
yes from chicago
>>79366494
That's a lot of feels many of which I don't have in my folder. :(
>THEFT IN PROGRESS
>>79366500
>talking about normies.
bro this thread is for talking about the Chicago. Police. Scanner.
robert
>DRNKIN N BEIN LOUD
>tfw you will never be blessed by sassy Robert
>>79366571
>has the lights on
are you fucking gay dude. listen to robert with the lights off and headphones on.
>>79366585
fucking epic.
CAME FROM THE OTHER THREAD. DID ANYBODY RESPOND TO 4434 SHIELDS YET? SHOT FIRED ABOUT 100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE DRINKING AND SMOKING WEED.
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
>>79366608
this slipped past my ears
>>79366467
apparently it is a mall cop
ROBERT
>>79366608
TWO TAXIS FIGHTING OVER A FARE
>>79366494
>be crims, buddies
>hire a u haul with your crew
>knock off a joint successfully
>dump u haul
>celebrate with drinks
The things you miss out on.....
>>79366346
Stay safe brother. I'm posting a pic from my mobile in a sec. Will reply to you.
>>79366494
The UHAUL is the shit, I want to get in their heads and figure out why they like UHAUL trucks. I get it they're big and good for hijackings and for cover during crimes, also they have ramming power. I could just imagine their thinking, "I'm gonna roll up in a UHAUL all gangsta and tax these niggas."
SHOTS FIRED IN A CEMETERY
top kek
SPOOKY SHOTS FIRED
>>79366346
Stay safe friend
>>79366660
>>79366682
We're ten minutes past midnight, lads
>>79366646
In the kitchen m8.
>>79366678
Ya that is def not what any CPD vehicle looks like.
>shots fired at a fucking cemetary
SHOTS FIRED
>>79366657
>1 robert responding because hes all thats needed. based robert
>shots fired from the cemetery
THE ZOMBIES ARE ALIVE! IT'S HAPPENING!
another recap
>http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>For the weekend, beginning 1700 hours on Friday 01 July through 2359 hours Monday 04 July, the following mayhem is predicted - 11 dead, 68 wounded (79 total shot).
>>79366741
>we /maxpayne/ now
>>79366741
Saw a story the other day about one 80 year old gunning down another 80 year old in a cemetery over a "long standing debt"
>>79366726
easy to hotwire, i imagine :^)
>>79366768
>REAL NIGGA HOURS
Time ta
>SSSSMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON
My scanner app alert just popped. 2200+ listeners.
SKELETON WAR CONFIRMED
>SHOTS FIRED COMING FROM THE CEMETERY
Skellingtons keep Robert safe!
>drunk hookers
>>79366768
It's gonna go strong now for 3hrs. Robert gets his special powers now.
>>79366726
If U-Hauls doesn't put GPS trackers in all of their vans then they're kinda dumb. This scanner makes it seem like they get jacked all the fucking time.
>>79366797
Its probably dindus robbing the graves of their homies to take theys gold teef
THREE DRUNK NIGGER WHORES
>3 intoxicated females
>possibly prostituting
im listening
>possibly prostituting
>possibly
>>79366797
NIGNOGS AND ZOBOYS UNITED
ROBERT NEEDED
>>79366797
its Chicago dude, an old timey mob hit just went down. tony is dirty as his nickname now. (dirty tony)
>>79366856
Its always around that number at night.
>>79366346
>>79366711
sup /POL/
Took me ages, but I finally googled it. Robert means arrest made.
>>79366881
>I wanna know where da gold at
>>79366931
gotta love how mobiles butcher the fuck out of posting images
>>79366850
betted on golden state, old man had it coming
>>79366931
No way.
>>79366850
Nifty
>>79366931
badge or gtfo
>>79366931
isnt that a dodge in the pic, but you have a chevy key fog
>>79366934
not in chicago m8, it's their phonetic alphabet for R
where is the secret pact to kill niggers on sight
>>79366931
>/POL/
i can tell you're not from here.
>>79366928
it starts at about 800 near 8 pm Chicago time, then builds to about 2400 around midnight.
Weekends are higher.
I believe there is a strong correlation between intensity of happening and number of listeners.
But then, i realize I am speaking to the converted.
Robert
>>79366934
that'd be a metric shitton of arrests
>>79366931
nice copbro, whats the last felony you investigated
>Who is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, you will hear "Robert."
Has anyone actually died on these streams yet
>>79366931
Welcome to Oz, brother
Stay safe
>>79367006
^^ This. anonymize it, but let's see the shield, m8.
Missing from a group home.
>>79367009
i'm a different LEO from Southeast US
>>79366463
Right. Sunday of last week. I've watched it going upon 5 times now.
I don't know how you fucked that up, you drunken retard.
Here, take a handsome Lancel before he gets BTFO.
>>79366931
¿Robert? ¿Is that you?
>>79367073
All the time. At least once a night.
>>79367073
officer down :(
>>79366879
I think they use to, but then privacy concerns and what not made them stop.
>>79366881
They buried that nigga with his platinum fronts, fuck that shit, thems worth $1000.
>>79367073
There was a headshot not long ago.
>>79367073
Just earlier tonight we heard about a dead 68 year old and a 15 year old
>>79367064
nice, good to know, thanks
>>79367073
theres been homicides reported yeah, lots of handgun crime and child abuse
>>79367073
Non-cops? Plenty
>ccsssssszzzz suicide beep beep beep beep
>>79367073
Yeah
Blood trails
bodies
>possibly prostituting
>>79367073
about an hour ago, an EMS was asking after an evidence tech coming out to document the corpse shitting up the back of their ambulance, so they could get back to work.
>white shirt
drink
>chicago dumpster diving
>>79367100
no possible way to do it without identifying myself to other leos who browse /pol/ that knows my rig set up. I also have a velcro patch badge for my vest.
>/POL/ iphone autocorrects it via that way
>>79367117
Being a cop must suck when all the nig-nogs hate popo because of the media
What did 2016 mean by this....?
4 male blacks open pistols
>>79367022
This shit is attracting all the foreigners.
Just like white civilization does to mudraces with no culture.
In both cases they just bring the host culture down.
This faggot OP and obama plans to turn everyone's town into chimpcongo.
>>79367203
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGZ
anyone remember monday night the officer who fucked up the body removal procedure.
poor rookie.
>>79367073
Theyve found 3+ corpses today
Here's where the blacks are standing with guns
4 black males
Let's see where this goes ;)
>>79367217
Been 3 dead tonight
Early shooting
that one
another DOA
6 gunshot survivable wounds
I live right next to a hospital in the shitty part of the inland empire, the constant sirens in the background give a comfy ambiance
>>79366931
Curb stomp a nigger in our honor.
And glocks suck.
>>79367247
I choose to believe.
>>79367263
underrated post
>>79367056
drug related offense. cocaine possession and scale
>>79367249
DELETE THIS
ITS HIGH NUMBER 69
>THEY LEFT THE SUICIDAL UBER BITCH
>NOW THEY WANT SOMEONE TO GO BACK TO CHECK ON HER
>>79367247
>gen 3 in a generic ass holster
>not anonymous
>>79367250
sucks, or makes it awesome. depends what you're after i suppose
Robert are you ready with the new thread.
Let's not fuck this up everyone.
Heem sleepy rip
4 male blacks
>>79366931
is being a cop an OK job? i feel like moving to somehwere like Chicago/Oakland for the feels of the job is probably not advisable but definitely comfy soudning
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIG
>her birthday today
>>79367378
That bitch was dead weight, they got more important shit to do.
>>79367361
no.
>leshaunda born in 79
>birthday is today
......
>>79367350
Australian cop here, the only thing we deal with at night is friggin domestic violence, takes up like 90% of my night
Respect for what you deal with man
another ghetto nig soldier about to be born
>>79367380
gen 3 with a tlr-1 HL from streamlight. holster is safariland, still doesn't give enough to ID me from fellow cops. Generic enough to get by.
I like gen 3's anyway, it is what my dad carried before he retired. Gen 4 are alright, I just don't like the grip. Prefer my own stippling if I stipple my grips at all.
>female could be going into labour
Crack baby now?
>>79367466
I think cops prefer working in a city that's busy.
If you're a cop and you have time to hang out on /pol during shift, you're probably bored out of your mind.
NEW BREAD LINK PLZ
did this truck hit a kid or something?
>blood on the ground and a kids tow on the side of the truck
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8529971,-87.6822342,3a,87.7y,329.4h,78.99t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1stLxtF8htGFKbWHcO1KcdJQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
someone baking new bread?
heres a dumb meme
DAILY REMINDER THAT THERE'S NO REASON TO NAME SHIT """""CHICAGO""""""" FOR """""SEARCHABILITY""""" WHEN THESE THREADS FUCKING STAY AT THE TOP OF THE FRONT FUCKING PAGE FOR THEIR ENTIRE 20 MINUTE LIFETIMES
IF YOU BE SENSITIVE HUMORLESS LITTLE FAGS THIS SHIT WILL BE GAY AND DIE
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>79367466
No. It's not all trench coats and fedoras like an LAPD homocide detective. It's fucking war.
>TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAY
HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY
BDAY ER LADY
>>79367073
someone just died yo, on her birthday
>>79367592
Cheers
>>79367631
did she die or was she going into labor?
>>79367597
OP of the original threads this whole week here.
Quit being a faggot.
>>79367381
All the nig-nogs are wired to hate you and try to fight you automatically lol. Must suck when the population in some of the worst places are 90% black
Niggers getting gunned down.
>>79367530
haha, we are not very different. most of my dealings are domestics and telling people to stop acting like retards to only come back and get assaulted by the "victim" for taking their money to jail.
>20 minute ordeal
>turns into 4 hours including calling department of children and families when I find out that all relatives are felons, dead or in jail
Sad job, but at least I get a fast car
>>79367671
removal request.
she's dead yo
labor is someone else
Dawan, get your shit together!
>>79367525
Tommen dindu nuffin
>>79367567
this. I am caught up on my paperwork and just fucking around and shooting the breeze
>>79367592
oh come on, i told you i was making it.
>>79367821
make the next one and announce it
3 blacks jump a white at grocery store. white had a gun. Bad choice nignogs ;)
>mfw I have to comute on the L every day into and out of the city to go to work and see girlfriend.
>god help me if we have a full on chimpout
>>79367297
I think I can see Robert
>>79367807
There was a call about 4 blacks with guns, go kill them.
>>79367733
We don't even have time to deal with them. walk in, ask if they nee medical assistance (last night had some woman have the shit beaten out of her for disconnecting bf's internet while he was playing wow, I shit you not), arrange restraining order and get details for someone else to follow up the next day. Usually the offenders fucked off anyway
Don't get me started on suicide threats, biggest waste of my time, meanwhile I've got major disturbances to deal with
Underfunding fucking sucks
>>79367191
>child abuse
besides slapping the 4y/o?
Whats the worst district of Chicago?
>'ungh tis ungh tis ungh tis'
