Previous Thread: >>79254046
Go here to see if your polling place is having a sausage sizzle: http://democracysausage.org/
If you are a very lucky boy then there might be a cake sale too.
Have you voted early? Who did you vote for?
If the answer wasn't One Nation in the Senate then you have made a serious error.
Youngsters should watch this video for a bit of background on Pauline Hanson and the One Nation movement in the 90s. Just check out the protestors! This same shit has been happening for 20 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYKiT2Z8
vote fibre
>labshills and green fags arriving in 3... 2...
>>79262636
So when is Australia going to outright ban Islam?
What do you need stranger?
>>79262744
When we reinstate the white Australia policy m8.
So never.
>>79262812
fuck off with this lefty shit
>>79261223
I was going to put Liberals first, might put one of the right wing parties first now. Cheers
>>79262859
always a smart choice
>>79262812
A species that is more skeptical and less ideologically dogmatic on average would be nice...
>>79262812
Fucking IGNORANT lefties piss me off.
They say in that stupid graphic that Family First is racist but that is simply untrue.
All those happy clapper churches are jam-packed with browns, muds, shits and stinkers of all colours.
ALA
Rise Up
One Nation
Pick these 3 heroes of kebab removal and save the white race.
>>79262812
man sometimes i get tired of the complete ideological schism we have in the world today
say what you will but i know people used to at least entertain the idea of compromosing or being wrong about something but now it's a blatant screaming contest
naturally it's the left's fault because they're in a constant state of hysteria about everything
>>79262940
I voted Family First and One Nation in the senate kind of wish I put my vote to ALA as they seem to be gaining more traction then One Nation.
DUDE YOUNG PEOPLE VOTE LABOR! LIBERAL IS BAD YOU'RE NOT A BIGOT ARE YOU?!
>>79263020
>ALA as they seem to be gaining more traction then One Nation.
When you are flush with Jew sheckles that tends to happen.
That is the whole fucking design.
ALA ARE DESIGNED TO SUBVERT REAL AUSTRALIAN NATIONALISM INTO ZIONIST-CENTRIC BULLSHIT
>right wing meme parties
>lib
>other meme parties
>lab
>green
Give me ONE good reason why this isn't how you should vote for the senate
>>79263143
proofs?
>>79263105
Funny, he uploaded not too long ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Hqwi1gHxA
>>79262812
>Socialist Alliance
>people you can hold a conversation with
>Secular Party
>commitment to secularism is Islamophobic
Literally vote the opposite to this guide and you'll be set.
Let's say I can't be fucked to organize 35 parties in order of preferences. Lets say I put a 1 above the line, what does that entail for
A) A Major Party
B) A Minor Party
>>79263180
It is just common knowledge. Just look at their agenda. They are fucking obvious.
>>79263261
can't just put 1 above the line anymore
have to do at least 6
>>79263217
sigh we're doomed when millennials are the majority voters.
LDP 1 in the Senate.
Labor 1 in HoR.
reminder that people who preference labor and/or greens above liberals should be euthanised.
>>79263315
nahhh they'll get older and grow out of feels before reals
>>79263176
This is the correct format. Also, Independents above Libs if they're alright.
>>79263143
LOL its that one Muslim in every topic who gets triggered by the fact people are supporting an anti-Islam party.
The only reason you're busting an artery is because they prefer Israel to all the Muslim shitholes around it, precisely because they are Muslim shitholes all around it. I see no proof they'd put Jews over whites.
Has Brexit encouraged Australian republicanism?
>>79263361
>claims millennials vote for feels over reels
>wont vote shorten because "lol look at him!!"
http://auspol.wikia.com/wiki/Summary_of_Parties
wew lad
>>79263291
>It is just common knowledge.
>no sources
They're agenda is fucking anti-Muslim. Is that now MUH ZIONISMS?
I can't wait for Shorten to lose this election hopefully someone like Anthony Albanese takes his place as labor leader.
>>79263450
convince me to vote for him, he's just literally going to reinstate half a dozen things that made labor unpopular last time (i.e carbon bullshit)
>>79263361
I admire your faith, but I think you're wrong.
And a racist, because you disagreed with me and therefore are a racist.
>>79263448
Not really
>Not voting for the liberal democrats
Objectively the best party.
>>79263415
>mulsims muslimsmuslims muslims
There are hardly any of the stinky brown cunts in this country!
Not enough for it to be a number one election issue.
>>79263545
>And a racist, because you disagreed with me and therefore are a racist.
reeeeeeee this is bane of all modern political discussion
>>79263448
Labor has supported Australia becoming a republic since 1991
>>79263488
>They're agenda is fucking anti-Muslim
And pro-Israel.
Cui bono m8? Cui bono?
>>79263644
There is literally nothing wrong with Zionism.
>>79263588
And out it comes.
>>79263587
No the hero we want, the hero we need.
>>79263541
Oh the carbon emission scheme you mean the thing that literally never affected you and shaved 1% off of our carbon emissions (that's about 5 mega-tonnes of CO2) within the year it was introduced?
The horror.
Too bad there is no LDP or One Nation house of representatives candidates in the seat of Farrer.
Will definitely be putting them #1 and #2 in the Senate.
>>79263681
He's right though. When was the last time you've even seen a mosque?
Closing thought to my m8s down under, if you want your candidate to win, do like the fuckshit democrats do in 'Murika - Vote Early and Vote Often!
Cheers!
>>79262736
>>79263644
They're pro-Israel because they're anti-Muslim. What, did you think people who hate Muslims would start sucking Palestinian cock? Especially after the proven links between anti-white groups like the ANC and the Palestinians.
>the plebiscite is homophobic because it allows people to disagree
>we are safer as a nation if we enforce our beliefs on everyone so nobody's feelings can be hurt
Shorten supported a plebiscite in 2013
What happened since them for him to go full 'right side of history'?
>>79263703
ah yes the sarcasm meme when you want to sound smart but couldn't be bothered actually answering anything like 'why the fuck would i vote for bill shorten?'
VERY impressive
Prep the bull, cucks.
>>79263785
>not an argument
the carbon emission tax literally had no effect on your life
>>79263176
Thats a LowerHouse how to vote.
Senate is either 6above or 12+below
>Rightwing, MoreRightwing, Drugmeme, 1Racist, Libertaryans, Christfans, Muzzhaters, Rednecks, , anybodyelse, whoveveryouwant... everyone except EXCEPT LibLabNatGreen
>>79263761
Cheers m8, have a good one!
>>79263760
>don't prevent the spread of something bad until it's too late to control
>>79263842
had no effect on anything, make china implement it or fuck off
have you been keeping track of how well it worked in the EU anyway?
>>79263785
You just said you aren't voting for him because of '''shitty''' policies like the objectively good carbon emissions scheme. People like you are why there should be a quiz before the vote.
>>79262812
>Secular party of Australia
>There are a couple of issues where the commitment to secularism starts to look a little like Islamophobia
This can't be serious
>>79263761
But we all have to vote so it doesn't really matter when you do it.
But around midday is the best time because the barbie should be firing at that point.
>>79263781
CURRENT YEAR and pandering for votes
>>79263781
Turnbull used to be an open and avid supporter of gay marriage and criticizing the plebiscite as the inferior option to revolving the issue.
What happened?
>>79263954
>objectively good
i look forward to making your vote worthless with mine ay
>>79263701
Is this guy an open borders libertarian?
Because if he is, he's going right to the bottom with the greens.
>>79263644
>pro-Israel
Better than pro-Palestine mate
>>79263940
yeah still not an argument mate.
>make China implement it
nice call retard
>have you been keeping track of how well it worked in the EU anyway?
did you keep track of how well it worked in Australia?
You're a bogan reactionary mate. Do some research
woah...
>>79262636
>tfw my polling place doesn't have a sausage sizzle
Im gonna get some XXXX Gold and Dominos and watch the election results come. REALLY hoping the Greens underperform because they are fucking insane.
Is there something I can use to compare all the parties?
Post yours. Anyone else like me?
>>79264037
Half our Co2 emissions are caused by the coal and mining industry that are 4% of our GDP if you don't think removing that entire industry and replacing it with nuclear energy isn't the right choice you're a dumbass, and that includes any left wing faggots afraid of nuclear energy.
>>79264118
BUT JORDIES TOLD ME NOT TO VOTE FOR DA SEX PAHHHRTY.
>>79264118
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>79264126
that fuckin feel
>>79264118
>Significantly increase Australia's refugee intake
>Oppose offshore processing of refugees
Liberal here i come, thanks unimelb you faggot cucks
Has anyone here actually looked at what policies the parties are going to implement?
The only conversation going on around here is
>haha yeah fuck muzzies
>yeah greens are gay
>haha yeah mate fuck shorten
Think of this moment when you have to go to hospital, you try and use your medicare card, and the hospital just laughs in your face
Anyway, Rise Up has a retard of a leader and Pauline is a joke. ALA is only making inroads because it has avoided a scandal with an insane leader like those two. There's also Australian Voice and other parties of a similar vein.
Essentially the way forward is collapsing all 5+ into a single nationalist party headed by someone scandal free. Then you might be able to fight the Greens.
>>79264179
http://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>>79264043
From what ive read, he wants to put a $50k charge on asylum seekers entering the country
>>79264192
Sort of
>>79264192
>>79264195
>nuclear energy
i approve of nuclear energy but that's out of left field a bit isn't it?
although honestly i wish thorium reactors took off, as it'd be impossible to argue against using them
>>79264192
I'm a bit more conservative and a bit more right
>>79264195
>this
the mining industry is over. We missed the opportunity to actually use the income it was generating because aus/pol/'s best friend the LNP gave them huge tax cuts.
Fuck the mines, we're destroying farm-able land and underground water supplies, and the only return Australia is seeing is less than what a couple of average taxpayers give.
>>79264210
Liberals are total shit, I'd prefer an ALP government over them just for the gibs.
I just want a few senators who are genuine fuck the refugees nationalists to counterbalance the Greens.
>>79264210
>Think of this moment when you have to go to hospita
dear diary, whiny redditor faggot literally meme'd about healthcare being privatized. everyone recognized him to be a dumb gullible motherfucker and nothing ever happened. the end
>>79264192
Link?
>>79264256
So they'll get daddy oil sheik back home to pay for it, how nice. Cashed up shitskins are still shitskins.
>>79264118
No you leftist fucks, bringing in more people to compete with is not a vote for students. It's already hard enough to find work.
>>79264423
hahahaha hey, you're the expert mate. let's catch up after you or a family member can't get that surgery they need because hundreds of thousands of healthcare workers have lost their jobs. but nah, you're the expert mate
>>79264461
Vote Compass on the ABC website lad
>>79264406
One Nation and ALA in the Senate.
>>79264461
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
>>79264537
that thing is complete bullshit. doesn't include any independents
>>79264586
Yeah, it's just a guide for normies; it serves to perpetuate the status quo, really.
>>79264118
So the ALP is actually the best for students once you ignore meme issues like muh refugees?
>>79263633
>reeeeeeee
That's a micro aggression.
>>79264586
https://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz has some independent parties
>>79264118
What does marriage equality have to do with students?
I doubt fags in their late twenties studying at uni are thinking of getting married. They're busy going to pos parties.
>>79264586
https://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
This quiz has a couple more independents but doesn't show many
>>79264522
>hundreds of thousands of healthcare workers have lost their jobs
and they call the libs "scaremongerers"
>>79263448
No if anything it has encouraged monarchism
>>79264423
>>79264522
It's not like the LNP has wanted to dismantle medicare the moment it was implemented by Labor.
Hold on mate! I'm being sarcastic! That's been their stance on medicare since day one! Wow! But nah, you've got some solid evidence to back up your claim that LNP isn't going to dismantle it. You're an expert remember? Remember all that research you did about the parties you're going to vote for?
>Pst! Mate! You're just a gullible as the leftists you claim to hate so bad
>>79264672
I don't recall libs saying anything about still wanting to increase student fees this election cycle at all, it could easily just be a baseless scare campaign like what bill tried with medicare
>>79264771
are you shitposting ironically, or are you just a reddit blow-in?
>>79264762
so you're saying that the cuts that LNP ACTUALLY made to medicare funding is just a scare-tactic?
Jeez lad, glad I have an expert like you around here to calm my troubled mind. I almost thought the LNP were completely against medicare.
Oh wait a minute. THEY ARE AND HAVE BEEN SINCE THE DAY MEDICARE WAS CREATED
SHOOTERS
AND
FISHERS
>>79264865
>not an argument
fuck off "expert"
I just want all these cunts sent back they have a very arrogant, thug mentality about them they'll literally never fit in Australia.
>>79264771
>Hold on mate! I'm being sarcastic
yeah you've got a bit of a problem with that permeating every single thing you post
>Remember all that research you did about the parties you're going to vote for?
you seem convinced they're going to do it so i'd like some sort of evidence that you've read more or less proving it
>>79264911
as long as they stay in lelbourne I don't give a shit about em
reap what ye sow
>>79264775
They've wanted to for a while. Its one of the few gibs I support because the cheap university meme actually does make society better if you limit it to STEM.
>>79264911
They're good as individuals, but in groups, not so much...
>>79264968
I'm in brissy and we had a few of them in every year level.
>mate! she just ran over 2 cars with the 2 major party's logos on them! Ha! sick!
She's literally retard-tier
I accidently voted for Nick Xenophon because i thought it was the Sex party
>>79264192
Bit to the right economically.
Just got back from Early voting
RIGHT WING MEME PARTIES
>>79265091
good lad
>>79265091
>not numbering the whole senate paper
shameful
>>79264871
>>79264908
fuck off back to #qanda you petulant shit
>>79264985
>They're good as individuals, but in groups, not so much...
fucking kek, we had a sudo who banged about with us in high school, we used to lay so much banter on him as well, good guy
found out later on that we was pretty much king shit of his little black clique, and all the sudos looked up to him as their impromptu leader, up to date on "street style" and fresh kicks and all that american garbage, he pretty much ran the scene
we had no idea because we were all in school uniform and couldn't give two shits about black gangs
>>79265091
animal justice what a faggot
>>79265091
Very nicely done m8.
>>79264192
Match me.
>>79265091
Great ballot m8, good job.
>>79265226
Animal justice are only there because the big parties always come last.
>>79264881
LDP want to bring back guns
>>79265354
They also want open borders.
>>79264918
>yeah you've got a bit of a problem with that permeating every single thing you post
it happens when you swim about with retards for long enough
>you seem convinced they're going to do it so i'd like some sort of evidence that you've read more or less proving it
most definitely. for one, the Liberals blocked medicare being created 3 times back in 1973 - 1974
The moment Labor actually got it passed through, the Liberals were openly for dismantling it as soon as possible. Since then till now, the Liberals have done whatever they can to cut funding to it, but just enough to go under the radar. Which wasn't very hard considering the Murdoch-Rinehart lenses most stories pass through.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_(Australia)#Medibank
https://www.crikey.com.au/2016/06/21/coalition-will-destroy-medicare-via-private-health/
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/medicare-architect-hits-out-at-privatisation-plan-reports-20160209-gmpe0r.html
If you still think LNP doesn't want to destroy medicare, your synapses must be firing mighty slow
>>79265221
still not an argument. it's actually amazing how far into denial most aus/pol/'s are about how shit LNP is. Whatever, you're gonna have to sleep in the bed you make
>>79265091
10 meme points to you, good sir!
Take this upvote and Gold Karma.
>>79265091
>Crossing your 7's
Are you German?
>>79265526
i'm not arguing because i cannot be fucked doing any more than insulting you. you're here just to throw snide comments at everyone who doesn't agree with you, which leads me to believe you're either reddit overflow on one of your little campaigns to teach those no-good 4channers a lesson, or you're just drowing in your own aspergers and can't stand to lose an internet fight.
have i yet stated that i support the coalition?
like i said before, fuck off cunt.
>>79265091
Whoa another person that crosses their 7
How old are you?
>>79265455
>it happens when you swim about with retards for long enough
>IM SO SMART IM SO SMART IM SO SMART
are you insecure or something
>the Liberals blocked medicare being created 3
yes opposition parties more or less oppose the government on things.
>1973 - 1974
...
not a single thing here saying that 4 years of turnbull will mean medicare is getting scrapped. if you want to talk about overarching motivation sure but it's not immediately relevant right now and if LNP goes too far it'd make them unpopular enough to lose an election.
so i'm not understanding this hysteria from you and don't call me mate you cheesy cunt you sound insincere at the least and like you're roleplaying a bluecollar worker at the worst
>>79264775
Everything they say is scaremongering. Their only policies are "We'll teach your kids to cut their cocks off and rub the stumps together in holy matrimony" and that is literally it.
>>79265750
Fellow 7 crosser here, I'm 21, is this an old person thing, or...? I just do it to avoid confusion with 1
Can anyone do a TL;DR? Do you have your own Trump or this is just a mock election like always?
>>79265444
TRIPS OF TRUTH
I can't really understand the LDP position on muh refugees, so it will go below those who are clearly anti-shitskin
>>79265824
I've only ever seen continental Europeans do this. My maths teacher in high school was German and he was the only person I've seen who crosses their 7's.
>>79265444
>>79265881
This is a whole lot of unsourced shit
>>79265824
I'm a bit older. I have no reason why I started doing it. I think because my pop used to and I picked it up. Are you wog?
>>79265846
tl;dr: snooze fest
nothing exciting, same old same old, two major parties that are essentially 90% alike, but there are a few more fringe right-wing parties gaining traction than there have been in the past.
the biggest thing that could possibly happen this election is that we actually get a PM who serves an entire term, instead of being thrown out by his own party.
>>79265846
We have about 5-10 Trump-like parties that will only get like 1% of the vote, total, if lucky.
The rest are cuckservatives, cucks and total SJWs.
>>79265929
So what is their policy?
>>79265924
My grandparents from England do it, but they don't do the weird 1 like many Europeans do. I don't know anyone else who does the 7 like >us though.
>>79266031
Idk I'm a statist source it yourself
>>79265824
>I just do it to avoid confusion with 1
I just write me 1 with a horizontal line on the bottom.
>>79265946
Nah, full on Anglo, I guess I just picked it up from my English grandparents or something.
>>79265846
quite a few nationalist parties this year that won't do much unfortunately. Pauline Hanson might do ok but won't blow anything out of the water
>>79263217
Who is this guy?
Why is he such an enormous faggot?
>>79266145
I put a cross through my 1's to avoid confusion with 7
>>79266153
He gets paid to be
>>79266147
maybe all euros do it/used to do it
>>79262636
Im currently mulling between One Nation and ALA for #1 senate vote
Also heres something
>meeting a cousin for the first time in several years yesterday
>politics comes up
>ask what his views are
>Starts off by saying
>"Turnbull and Shorten are two sides of the same coin, and the greens are the merchant banker holding the coin"
>exchange knowing looks
God i love this country
>>79262736
Fuck I hate that cunt and his stupid mrs
>>79266031
From what ive read, David wants a $50k charge per asylum seeker entering the country
>>79266145
Yeah, I've tried that, but it always just looks and feels wrong to me. I can't help but do what's comfortable.
The Labor party is racially targeting voters again. the y will balkanise this country with identity politics just like the Democrats in the USA have done:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-30/election-campaign-letters-accused-of-racial-profiling/7557258
>The material targets voters whose last names suggest they have an Asian background.
>The letter was sent by a local GP called Dr Stanley Chiang and in it he writes about his support for the Labor member for Batman, David Feeney, and encourages the Chinese Community to vote for him.
>>79266295
that fucking retarded cunt
it's truly amazing what passes as a politician in this day and age
>>79263588
Fuck off muzzie scum.
>>79265750
>>79265824
Also a 21 year old 7 crosser.
I can't even remember when I started doing it because I never used to do it in my childhood.
>>79266228
protip: your cousin knows you're pathetic basement dweller and didn't want to offend you by telling you that you conspiracy theories are batshit
>>79266411
>crosser
show boypussy
>>79266228
Did everyone else in the subway car give you a standing ovation?
>>79266462
>He gives a fuck about the holocoast
>>79266530
What does the Holocaust have to do with this?
>>79266594
Need to gas those cunts desu
>>79266651
Rude. I'm Jewish ;_;
>>79262636
>tfw I voted for a Poo In Loo Australian
What have I done bro's?
>>79266228
If you're QLD go for Pauline #1
>>79262736
Had to vote Labor in my area to prevent the Greens from taking it.
Feels bad man.
>>79265735
>you're here just to throw snide comments at everyone who doesn't agree with you
Kek, and what do you think you're doing? It's just amazing that you think the LNP has your back.
>>79266721
Lelbourne or Albonese's seat??
>>79266693
He's Sri Lankan, not Indian bruh
>>79266774
frustrating, isn't it sperger?
>>79262812
Goddamn, what fucking marxist faggot cuck wrote this?
>Their positions are looking a little like Islamaphobia because they're atheists
>>79266689
sames
Why do I keep getting greens on that stupid test. I don't even like them. What the hell is wrong with me
im in <3 with gemma pike, lads.
>>79266721
m8 you should want the Greens to take a Labor seat.
It sows discord between them. Makes Labor salty as fuck.
>>79265773
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/12/28/ama-concerned-medicare-cuts-will-raise-healthcare-costs
They have made cuts less than a year ago, cuts that have already had a big impact on medicare. And they are going to make more cuts given the chance. What makes you so sure they aren't? MATE?
Any cunts on the Gold coast please volunteer for your local One Nation candidate we need a couple more to have all the stations filled. One in Ashmore and a few up near oxenford
>>79266944
You are young and dumb and don't understand much about either politics or society.
>>79267006
Labor should always be preferenced over Greens
>>79267042
I don't give a fuck who's dying in the street we have kiwis coming here and using their cousins medicare card to get free healthcare it's a fucking rort we are running a deficit with a welfare state and open border I am voting for the fucking sane party you ideologue fuckwit
>>79266191
He's actually been offered money to stop making videos about particular issues. Companies owned by the Rinehart-Murdoch-bullshitters
>>79267172
Nah, just need to tax big business more, mate.
Which party embodies "fuck off we're full" the most?
>>79267170
No, the two party system needs to be destroyed. The Greens are key in destroying the left half of it.
>>79267303
One Nation
>>79267303
One Nation.
>>79267303
One Nation or ALA
>>79266820
Yeah, its strange how a snide comment you seem to disapprove of is the same thing you use to make your political stance feel bulletproof. Might just vote greens to spite you. Howzat
>>79267287
I agree some cunt needs to kneecap the big ten and multinationals
>>79263261
I'm actually curious about this, how many mouth breathers will emerge from under their rocks not realising that only a single vote above the line is now informal? Enough to change the election results?
>>79267432
>Howzat
Not out m8.
>>79267516
>a single vote above the line is now informal?
They anticipated this m8 and a 1 above the line will still count. It is called a "Savings provision"
>>79267172
Lol, true, i'm the idealogical fuckwit. Not the one believing LNP's scaremongering about the deficit that Labor supposedly created. LNP is giving abhorrent tax breaks to businesses. While education and health get thrown by the wayside.
Actually curious, where should i look to find actual numbers about what LNP has done for Australia?
>>79266816
Albo's seat m8.
Made me sick to do it, but fuck I can't stomach the Greens. They and their voters have fucking ruined this area.
>>79264771
>you've got some solid evidence to back up your claim that LNP isn't going to dismantle it
>solid evidence to prove a negative
mate...
>>79267441
LNP are not the ones to do that. They're making it easier for them to rought our country
>>79267006
I don't care about making Labor salty as fuck. I just don't want the Greens to have any fucking power. The less power they have, the better. They are a fucking cancer on Australia.
>>79267589
Gillard government was taxing people under $20 at 30% and Tony wiped that and made them pay no tax at all
>>79267530
>boooo
>Australia
>Politics
lol who even cares
>>79265091
>le dead girl may may
>>79267688
$20k
>>79267589
*Tax breaks to multinational businesses.
They are literally paying the same amount as small independent businesses in Australia
>>79267659
If you could show me to where LNP has supported healthcare mate I'll vote LNP
>Labor wins the election.
How do you feel?
>>79265881
Leyjonhelm came out after the Paris attacks and specifically said that Islam is incompatible with Australian cutlure
>>79268004
Zinged
Is Xenophon like xenophobe?
>>79268004
They won't. They'll swing back a few seats in the lower house, but not nearly enough.
>>79267746
30% is pretty high for 20k. 20% flat tax would be pretty sweet though. Tbh i love paying taxes, makes my country great
>>79268075
More like Xenophile
>tfw my brother is voting Greens first
>in his words: "the greens support my ideals first than labor and I would prefer a coalition"
> "My Girlfriend identifies as pansexual so I'm voting greens because they're the most progressive in terms of transgender rights"
Upon hearing this I said
>no, your GF is bisexual. Biologically speaking there are 2 genders.
To which he responded with ad hominem
> It must be so hard for you, being a cis male
Fuck me boys, they've gotten to my brother
>>79268075
No.
He wrote some killer histories, though. Check 'em out.
>>79264118
when will the fag marriage and rapefugees memes finally end and millennials wake up to themselves and realise that importing mud people en masse and taking loads in their asshole isn't sustainable for the next century??
just voted
guess who i vote for
>>79263679
>>79263701
>>79263760
wow, this thread is FILLED with kikery.
Look ausfags, yeah, only the party that never made it to the electoral roll was worth voting for, we gotta settle for a slightly cucked party like one nation etc, but that DOESNT MEAN KIKERY IS OKAY!
>>79268211
Younger brother?
>>79264253
that quiz is bogus, im a natsoc hitler larper as fuark and i got told to vote greens, questions are loaded and biased.
https://mic.com/articles/147399/after-istanbul-attack-cenk-uygur-explains-why-hating-muslims-doesn-t-make-any-damn-sense#.QBhslDH5K
>feminist online media outlet
>pro-muslim
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN
>>79268305
Yeah, goes to uni in Sydney
>>79268211
Put the boot of your car, take her out back, shove a nigger dick in her mouth (You will need a nigger), and cut her fucking throat
>>79267928
From the horse's mouth, https://www.liberal.org.au/our-plan/world-class-healthcare
Unfortunately, Labor have decided to promote diversity by employing inbred PNG refugees with Downs Syndrome to design their website, but http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/#policy-cat-making_health_our_number_one_priority has actual policy buried deep within it.
>>79268395
forgot to men tion you need to take a pic of the nigger dick
>>79265444
No they're still fine with the "fuck off we're full" immigration policy unless you can bring 50k with you, and you aren't entitled to NEETbux for a certain time
>>79266228
Either way, ONP and ALA are each giving preference to each other for second preference on their how to vote cards so I think that you should be fine either way mate. If ONP come out on top most ALA votes will flow to them and vice-versa.
>>79268392
Tell him to stop being a fuckwit and a poof, and if possible beat him up. Just unrelentlessly mock and insult him. My big bro did this to me and he set me straight. You'd be surprised how effective discipline from a big brother is.
>>79266689
Meet me at the Brisbane Synagogue cunt
>>79265773
>liberal shill still doesnt learn
Go fuck yourself retard, you cant trust a single thing a liberal leader says about anything they lie every fucking day. The only promises abbott kept were the ones nobody wanted, useless cunt, and Malcolm kikebull is even worse.
Libs hate medicare, if they even hint about it, it means they WILL destroy it. its already partly privatised you cuck.
>>79268682
What an awful post full of ad hominem and baseless claims.
Does anyone know anything about Nick Xenophon's personal life?
Is he married? Divorced? Kids? Gay?
Haven't seen any sources posted supporting LNP. The only things this thread has is
>gonna vote fuck the muzzies
>labor is using scare tactics
>LNP is good because (no reason actually given)
Not a plebbit pinko or some lefty shill. Couldn't give a fuck about this race wall you guys want.
Nobody has been able to source information that LNP isn't out to cut public services that benefit a massive majority of Australia.
Bros the services we have available here are so amazing, and despite what LNP or other bullshitters tell you it isn't crippling our economy. The global recession a few years ago hardly dented Australia's economy, and we had a Labor government in charge, and all these services still available during the worst of it.
LNP is going to take these services we have all used at least at one point in our lives, and that we all take for granted. Before you write this off as "scaremongering", look it up yourself. Really look. Don't roll back onto your unsourced opinion.
LNP is going to destroy the amazing healthcare we have had the privilege to use for the last 50 years, and all you can say is "fuck the boats".
If you vote LNP you better have a look at private health insurance and the loading fees ontop of it that you WILL have to pay for.
>>79268826
>this whole post
Woah the Labor shills are really stepping it up today
so why was Based Tony impeached again?
never understood this
>>79268791
His parents live in Eastern Adelaide and his Dad is addicted to pokie machines; Nick also has a sister. That's all I know sorry.
>>79268544
My Dad's pretty leftist too, I'm trying to redpill by it's going to take time
>>79268877
It turned out he was letting his mistress run the government and she was fucking hopeless.
His own colleagues had to get rid of him as it had become embarrassing.
>>79268826
Sorry but I'm not voting for fedora lord cucks from the progressive cuck partyin my local electorate
>>79268785
fuck off to reddit you cuck, man, cuckchan gets worse every week. Glad i got a real alternative.
>>79264118
>Significantly increase Australia's Refugee Intake
Here, I'll reword it into english
>Increase the amount of women taking muslim penis and jobs being surrendered
>>79268826
>No response to this post
>>79268433
>>79268976
Oi cunt volunteer for the one nation candidate
>>79268976
>those body proportions
In a national socialist state he would be humanely euthanized.
be true to thine own heart, cunts
>>79268976
You basically just yell memes at cunts as they walk in and you get a free shirt
>>79269064
Your post was literally /r/Australia: The post. You're not fooling anyone reddit.
>you are a faggot and liberals are meanies because I said so REEEEEEEEEEE
>>79263760
Probably last time anon was in a population centre > 20,000. Even Bendigo is getting one.
>>79269111
I'm not that guy if that's what you're saying
But maybe I should next election, I will be more than ready. One Nation have a good chance in Moncrieff I reckon
>>79265455
>Which wasn't very hard considering the Murdoch-Rinehart lenses most stories pass through.
Jesus Christ, just fuck off to r/Australia you stupid cunt.
>>79266153
He's a compete cunt
And not in ye hows it going Cunts way
>>79262840
THIS
Look how great Sydney was under The White Australia Policy in the 1960s:
>Life in Australia: Sydney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR1CU8NjGW0
No Lebs
No Leb rape gangs harrasing girls
No Leb bashing
No Muslim drive-by shootings
No Muslim terror attackd and plots
We can bring it back
BRING BACK THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY
It worked then, and it'll work now
question to the aussies itt. what exactly is your election and who is the /pol/ candidate, if there is one. I was so caught up in brexit I didn't really check any other political news till it was over, and I only noticed this this morning.
>>79262940
rise up is against national socialism and wants to ban any positive connotations of it.
I'm a Queenslander who hates that softcunt Jew Turnbull as much as the next bloke but I plan to put Labor last in my local electorate and follow the KAP's voting advice in the Senate.
>>79268004
Pissed
But thankful the greens have no power
>>79268433
>doesn't mention the cuts they made in december in 2015
>doesn't mention that prescription medication is already extremely cheap, just says its going to change it to 60%
>rhetoric
No evidence that they aren't going ahead with Labor's so-called "scaremongering" about LNP's actual plans with medicare. Medicare is amazing at the moment. LNP is going to make it fucking terrible at best
>Australia will never have a GOAT national anthem
>You will never hear this sung by 80,000+ at a stadium by loyal patriots
Kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
>>79269158
Top kek, I was wondering where you went.
>>79262988
>say what you will but i know people used to at least entertain the idea of compromosing or being wrong about something but now it's a blatant screaming contest
Yep, this.
It makes no difference what I do, both parties are shit and at best represent me on 10% of views. I am preparing to draw one of the bigger dicks I've drawn on Saturday on my ballot paper.
Yeah yeah one nation, whatever. Good luck with that in cuckold capital Victoria.
>>79268785
Lol have you seen LNP's medicare plans? It's all rhetoric and ad hominem
>>79269394
>No evidence that they aren't going ahead with Labor's so-called "scaremongering" about LNP's actual plans with medicare.
Burden of proof lies with the accuser.
>>79269373
I'd swap Hanson and Lazarus desu
>>79269173
this is why there was the exodus.
I have never been to r3ddit, outside of screencaps i've never seen the site, that you know of this subr3ddit just proves me right, fuck off back to r3ddit cancer, you forgot your trip.
Liberals are shitcunts, labour are turning into communism-light, greens and sex party are marxists-commies in the flesh. Not that you bothered to ask my political affiliations cunt. I hate them all.
>>79269480
Yes I have, and they are merely an outline of their policies. You are spouting shit yet again.
>>79269225
No but you're the anon in moncrieff we need someone to yell memes at cunts at ashmore primary on Saturday and hand out how to votes you will get a free shirt and some free beers on the night from the campaign I'm volunteering too
>>79269373
I'm impressed that Katter preferenced Pauline.
I thought he might have been wary of getting bad press for it.
Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck.
>>79269541
t. asshurt redditor cuck.
>call them any name you want and it will roll off off him like water off a ducks back, but call him for what he is, a redditor, and look how he recoils "oh no! I've been found out"
>>79269373
Wow what a cuck Lazarus has put the greens on his cuckslip too
>>79269541
The exodus to Cripplechan that doesn't work and has a god-awful lay out?
No one is saying the LNP are the best, I certainly won't be putting them near number 1. I'm just arguing with this guy who believes that Labor are genuinely better.
>>79264373
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>>79264192
>when you're trying to give international elements and jews a tax break but mummy won't let you
>>79262988
>naturally it's the lefts fault
Wew lad, the double think is palpable
>>79269720
What's up Melbourne?
>>79269603
I would love to bloke but I'm heading out into the bush this weekend. I already went and pre-voted with ONP for #1 (I'm technically in the electorate of Wright) wearing my MAGA hat and t-shirt. Good luck tho this weekend m8. Hmu if you want to keep in touch.
>>79269541
People still use 8gag?
That's sadder than people still using 7chan desu
>>79269261
Would love to see the sources you've been citing mate. Would be a real hoot
>>79269536
Yeah that's probably good advice, actually I'll probably put her 3rd after Shooters/Fishers/Farmers. She's not the brightest spark but the troll potential of SENATOR PAULINE HANSON is outstanding.
>>79269788
Sent you a PM
>>79269373
Swap Lazurus for Pauline
Also consider dropping Lazurus entirely for another Right Wing Meme Party
>>79269394
It's their fucking policy page. It's not meant to be an exhaustive list of their failings. Nevertheless, it clearly answers the question, which was "show me to where LNP has supported healthcare".
We also have no proof that Shorten won't blow us into record deficit funding refugee rights for trans whales, but at some point you have to have a little faith that the two major parties aren't actively suicidal.
>Turnbull is a fucking Republican
>a Republican is the leader of the Liberal party
How on Earth did they allow that?
>>79269515
If you'd been reading there are sources of proof along with most of what I've posted. LNP is cutting medicare, look it up if you want
who do i vote for to get good nbn and to stop migrants from shitting up unis
>>79269692
better that r3ddit faggot. Far better, works better in many ways to cuckchan, but there are flaws yes. What truly makes it shine, is the PEOPLE are superior to anywhere else cuck.
>>79269657
Go fuck yourself cuck shill, im angry at all the kikery i see here, so many people who should fucking know better deserve a gassing in this thread, not respect. I say fuck you, because FUCK YOU cunt.
>>79269965
Globalists brah
>>79262812
Fuck, this actually makes me want to vote labor. They should advertise themselves like this.
>>79269344
get real nigger
natsoc = nazi murderers to mainstream plebs
>>79269978
Want to know how I know you're retarded? You keep referring to the Liberal Party as the "LNP"
>>79269906
If you're thinking of ALA then I'm not so sure about them, they have an Indian Muslim as their spokesman. The idea of an anti-Muslim party bending over backwards to be PC just seems incredibly silly and counter-productive to me. They need to take a lesson from President Trump, stop being defensive and just let it all hang out.
>>79268826
>services we have available here are so amazing
>isn't crippling our economy
Have you looked at our National Debt? Per capita, it's approaching that of the US, but we don't have any industry to support us when China doesn't want what we dig up.
>>79270103
Don't do it m8. The "LNP only exists in Qld" bit of pedantic memery really shits me off.
>>79269978
Sure, that's why they're providing an additional $2.9 billion in public hospital funding over the next three years (an increase of up to 6.5% a year), and introducing initiatives to improve medicare efficiently without cutting.
I hope to see you here on Saturday evening when the results come in. It will be lovely to see your tears flow.
>>79270043
>two good policies in one party
What bizaro Australia do you live in?
>>79269597
Outline of what? Medicare is already doing what they've outlined. You haven't noticed that pretty much every "plan" that LNP outlines is worded just vaguely enough to twist it however they want? And their policies on mental health? Jesus. Last time LNP talked about mental health (when Neuman was going nuts on the bikers) all they did was introduce more layers of beurocracy that made mental health workers jobs harder.
>>79270070
>1 post by this ID
>>79270195
Please try to articulate why a large public "debt" is a problem for a sovereign government.
>>79269897
Haha on what platform?? I don't have a 4chan gold account
>>79270285
We need to have the surplus so we can loan money to cunts and put a plug in inflation
>>79270051
>What truly makes it shine, is the PEOPLE are superior to anywhere else cuck.
Regarding chans, I'd honestly rather hang out with the pretentious faggots at 99 or the paedophiles at master, and that's fucking pathetic.
Hey, lads! What's the news? When's that election? What's the best party? How much will be invested into state run shitposting programs?
Can someone answer these questions for little old me?
>reminder not voting one nation 1 in queensland is treason
>>79270268
So their increases in spending are not actually increases at all? What are you saying?
Election odds are Coalition 1.08, Labor 8.00. See you on Saturday mate.
>>79266947
it's all about veronica milsom desu
>>79270103
Cuz theres a bunch of shit liberal groups lumped into LNP. I leave the Liberal tag for the Liberal Democrats
>>79270201
It's correct though
>>79262736
top kek
>>79270233
Why did they cut hundreds of thousands in dec 2015
>>79270347
well you post here and arent shitting on cuckchan users so your opinion is pretty much worthless mate.
I have a standard, its not often met, and i always dish out abuse when its not, but it almost never seems to be met on cuckchan, and sometimes does on cripplechan.
I still never seem to understand how anyone can shit on cripplechan, its head and shoulders above here, and far better setup than other minor chans. Not to mention the board owner doesnt sell you out to the feds, at least not openly.
>>79270521
You went and did it m8.
>>79269334
Like Labour vs Conservatives in UK. Here it is Labor vs Liberals (our name for Conservatives) in coalition with the Nationals (who used to be called the Country Party half a century ago). (PS we spell "Labour Party" American-style as "Labor Party" - no idea why.
>>79270375
Election's this Saturday lad, One Nation et al are the best parties, national shitposting funding is more than healthcare and education funding combined.
>>79269897
Haha on what platform m8? I don't have a 4chan gold account
>yfw labor/greens coalition in charge on sunday
>>79270426
Seriously doubt they're going to follow through with it. If they're going to put more into it why have they made cuts about half a year ago?
>>79270572
Specific operations like throat and ear surgery were removed because they cost the government far more than their utility granted. You can continue and say
>WELL THAT MEANS LIBS HATE MEDICARE REEEEEEEEEEE
But with their announcements that they are increasing public health spending, clearly they are restructuring in a manner that is more efficient for everyone.
>>79270669
Get gold mate
>>79270572
Posted the link before but here it is again
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/12/28/ama-concerned-medicare-cuts-will-raise-healthcare-costs
>>79270285
You have to pay for your debt by issuing more bonds. At some point, the market for your bonds starts to become saturated, and you must offer higher and higher returns on them. Eventually, nobody will buy. You are forced to print money, experience hyperinflation, attempt to implement price controls, then finally your currency crashes and you adopt the USD.
>>79270722
I will film myself drinking car oil and post it on /auspol/ if they win. Because it literally doesn't have a chance.
>>79270830
Wow, yep, went full retard
>>79262812
EVERYONE REMEMBERS ANGRY ANDERSON FAGGOT
>>79270624
I'M RIGHT THOUGH
>>79270850
The government should just impose the debt directly onto the people it's something like $20k a head
why does the government exist
>>79270798
If they end up following through with that plan, fucking sick. I'm just skeptical of LNP because it's rare they follow through with promises like these
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>>79270972
For admin paper pushing purposes and to represent us when interacting with other nations. Nowadays though it's all "Why won't you raise my kids cunt government? Fuckin gimme a house cunt government. Fucking flood us with the muslims we've just spent a decade bombing ya cunt government"
>>79270850
>print more money
>people are still voting for her
I get the attraction of her fuck the muzzies social stance, but shes full retard with the economy. Maybe if Katter and Hanson worked together, could be a super team
>>79264118
>increase the refugee population
>give the refugees affirmative action and easy uni entry
>degrees worthless since refugees take all the jobs cheap
>>79270342
Inflation is below target. Your other point makes no sense.
>>79270850
Bonds are issued to match deficits which are the net financial saving of the non-government sector. Unless the government foolishly adopts a foreign currency like the euro, or hard-pegs its currency, or adopts some other convertible currency regime like a Gold Standard, there is zero involuntary default risk and the government can keep issuing bonds indefinitely at any rate it chooses.
The disaster situation you described is only applicable to non-sovereigns like Greece, Venezuela, and others that did one of the foolish things I listed above.
>>79270971
The government definitely should not do this.
>>79262812
>this is how Melbournians actually see this election cycle.
>>79268682
That's good I hate medicare too.
>>79266295
Stupid cunts like feeney sum up everything wrong with labor today
Source: labor party member
