Go here to see if your polling place is having a sausage sizzle: http://democracysausage.org/
If you are a very lucky boy then there might be a cake sale too.
Have you voted early? Who did you vote for?
If the answer wasn't One Nation in the Senate then you have made a serious error.
Youngsters should watch this video for a bit of background on Pauline Hanson and the One Nation movement in the 90s. Just check out the protestors! This same shit has been happening for 20 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYKiT2Z8
Voting Labor to save this nation
>>79254124
More like to dissolve it friend.
>>79254124
İs aus labour as based as nz labour?
>>79254295
Better
Your election doesn't matter you are still just a colony of Britain and you are still ruled by the British monarchy
This is the redpill Australia
>>79254336
This isn't a redpill, it's shitposting and you're terrible at it.
Go get shot by a nigger, wetback.
>>79254124
this
>>79254336
You burgers can never be made to understand that republicanism is a leftist hobby horse. It is a front of the cultural marxist war on national identity.
Only leftists and fags support ditching Her Majesty.
Fuck off.
Strewth I must have started the thread too early.
Only NEET Labor voters are posting at this hour.
>>79254523
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WELDING LAD
VOTE ONE NATION TO SAVE THE NATION
>>79254046
Just got home from work, can see every labor voter doesn't have that issue ;)
LDP all the way lads, based David will get our guns back.
>>79254627
Finally a real Aussie not afraid of a hard day's yakka.
>>79254523
You are probably NEET because you are here. I am a student and the Libs don't give a fuck about me even though they claim to be all about jobs and growth. Where is the growth and jobs going to come from without students graduating into the work force?
You better not be one of those retarded cunts that virtue signal by saying you are voting for Liberal on social media and are doing it here amongst literal anonymous strangers. Your memes will ultimately cost you your future and what's left of your life, you meme spouting faggot.
>>79254396
I know its hard to swallow but your whole democracy is a sham set up by the British elites to keep you happy
No matter what happens in your election you will still be ruled by the British Monarchy
>>79254690
>based David
He has been in the news for throwing a tantrum over The Chaser targeting him with one of their gay stunts.
>>79254818
Oh looks like I was right; you are a literal meme spouting sperglord.
Oh well, this is why democracy is a bad idea, people like you should not have a vote.
>>79254442
>Only leftists and fags support ditching Her Majesty.
As long as you admit that Australia is still a British colony
G O L I B E R A L
daily reminder that every auspol thread gets rammed by greens/labor faggots for the first few dozens of posts before proper discussion begins
>>79254848
I know you're american and I don't expect you to know anything let alone anything outside of america but we are a sovereign nation, having a monarch doesn't effect the way our sovereignty works.
>>79254848
why there fuck are you here you fat fuck, i can hear a nigger upstairs raping your wife
>>79254978
We are a self-governing British colony. And happy to be so.
>>79254994
>implying she's being raped
>>79254982
*proper memeing begins
Be my guest, go vote Liberal in an attempt to win internet meme points with your anonymous buddies but don't cry when the shit really hits the fan and you are begging on the street for food scraps.
>>79254983
>sovereign nation
>ruled by a foreign monarchy
pick one and only one you cant have both
>>79255149
>ruled
>no idea how sovereignty works
your shitposting is futile, i can do this all day, pedro.
>>79254046
Going to be voting for this sheila
>>79254046
ALA for kebab removal
>in b4 zionist shill
This was Hitler's first solution to the Jew problem. Send all the kikes to Israel.
>>79254891
Do us a favour
>>79255097
kek, look at this melbournite
yeah, sure, i'll go vote for a bunch of globalist neoliberals, that's sure to help me, a poor student, right?
fuck you, cunt. "if you don't like labour your must be liberal, burn the witch!" people like you are the worst.
>>79255149
>you cant have both
But we do m8, we do.
>>79255348
Good man.
>>79255149
The British Monarchy has no political power in British Commonwealth constitutional monarchy.
>>79254982
Greens = baby's first political party. If you're +24 and vote for them, you're a failure.
>>79255097
thanks buddy.
i got at least another guy who won't vote lib or 1N.
>>79255421
He may be yet young, chap. This might even be his first election.
He may not even realise that both major parties are not much more than globalist neoliberals with different window dressing.
>>79254046
Kek, I hid when they did the roll so I don't get a fine for not voting.
Fucking rekt the system ey cunts?
>WHO HERE REAL LIBERAL HOURS?
>HIT THAT MUTHA FUCKEN CONTRIBUTE BUTTON
Will Anna's late use of meme magic save this election for the Libs?
>>79255647
I used to be more enthusiastic and registered to vote and now I regret it because I can't work out how to get off the fucking thing now that I'm on it.
Like my meme page cunts
fb.com / paulinehansonsonenationememes
I'm flying to Chicago on Saturday to dodge the election. I'm using a sleeping bag and sleeping on the streets, wish me luck
Voting Shooters, Fishers and Farmers.
Vote goes to Nationals if they don't get in, so it's a win win.
I was thinking about voting for One Nation but I'm uncertain.
>>79255746
Take a holiday next vote period, ask to be unenrolled to avoid the fine.
Then just hide in the bush for a few weeks before election day to avoid the headcount.
voted for Lord Turnbull and voted to have the senate filled with One Nation fellas the steer the glorious Turnbullreich in the right direction
>>79255660
Those cunts meme about as well as they run the country.
Daily reminder if you're in your late teens or early twenties and NOT a tradie you should be put to the sword
>>79255873
>just hide in the bush
My gf shaves m8.
>>79255260
>>79255433
Its not rocket science Australia doesn't even have its own flag there is a reason why the union jack is still part of your flag and thats because you are still a British colony
A Colony cannot be sovereign
>>79256012
You've worn out your welcome Scooter.
>>79255492
Do you really believe that?
>>79255660
I'm predicting Libs will win but only just and Turnbull will probably get ousted by some other cunt who is actually a conservative halfway through the term. Hopefully Barnaby Joyce, not that I like the libs but it would be funny
>>79255965
I've seen these cunt walking down collins street a few times, wearing his hat erry time.
fucken based.
>>79255978
Then hide in the fat folds in your case anon.
Not all of us have such big gfs.
Tell me about Australian politics.
>>79256162
>Turnbull will probably get ousted
I agree there is going ot be tension and drama between the factions.
But could they really do ANOTHER coup?
I reckon if Turnbull wins this election in his own right he should be okay unless his egomania gets the better of him and he starts being high-handed and doing lefty shit and rubbing it in everyone's faces.
im gonna get my name marked off, throw my ballot in the bin and grab myself a sausage sizzle
>>79256099
kek
>>79255606
you know what breaks my heart? the hardcore older generation of labor supporters.
my father is a prime example, working for the unions, working state labor, one of the youngest staffers for NSW Labor, etc, etc. i know he eventually quit because of scum like Obeid doing shifty shit, but he still hangs on to his "anyone but liberals" mentality because he spent 20+ years of his life fighting the Lib/Nat anti-union bullshit they pushed up to the end of the Howard era.
now they've got the same old neoliberal-controlled Coalition being opposed only by a Labor party that's a sick parody of what it's supposed to stand for.
>90% identical policy to Liberals
>infested with newspeak, SJWs, populists and immigrant lovers
>has to bend to the will of the fucking Greens in some areas
>completely at the behest of corrupt unions
both parties are woefully incompetent, in not in their ability to govern, then definitely in their ability to lead and show initiative to the public
i never thought in my fucking life i would even consider voting for Hanson, but i think a radical injection of the right wing should be enough to shock our useless pollies into responsible immigration policy. even fucking Bob Carr has said immigration will be the end of us.
>>79254833
Hey cuck enjoy no job market place after you graduate.
Who /voting more than once/ here?
>>79256364
fuck off ya cunt sausages for patriots only
>>79256204
If you see Bob Katter in real life, do not approach him, do not wave, do not call out to him.
Look him in the eyes, give him a solid nod and he will nod back.
Such is our way.
>>79256464
we will always need lawyers
Who here /comfy/ at Coalition vs Labor polling?
>>79254124
Ignore this shill.
>>79256463
>i never thought in my fucking life i would even consider voting for Hanson
glad I'm not alone
Liberal, Lib Dem, or Family First.
>>79256566
> we will always need lawyers, goyim
[ rubs hands ]
>>79256626
Word on the street is that Coalition have a narrow but comfortable victory in the bag.
Labor has basically given up trying to win.
>>79256695
LDP, obviously.
>>79254523
Yeah bit early mate
>>79256699
we will though. turnshit might be a lawyer but he's a merchant first and foremost. he could have been a good leader like Howard but he's too much of a kike businessman.
post your reaction when you see seppo's in our australia
>mfw see uni-student brother studying music with his gook girlfriend
I voted yesterday, I made my decision based upon who would secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Steve Burgess got my no 1 vote.
Post your face when shorten has shat the bed
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/newspoll
I voted national and idek if it's a good choice.
>>79254833
Labor isn't going to graduate for you
>>79256934
It's a terrible choice.
You should have voted SFFP or LDP.
>>79256895
I loved him as host of Wheel of Fortune.
Voting Liberal because I am a from a wealthy family in the eastern suburbs, fuck you Labor plebs.
>>79256895
Farmers union iced or its nothing amirite?
Yeah shorten has fucked up big time i reckon. Stupid cunt talked too much about social justice to appeal to anyone over the age of 30.
>>79254848
OMG You're right, we could totally trade the queen for a gay communist nigger and be just like you!
>>79255149
Nice border fuckwit
>>79254833
what are you studying
probably gender studies, you limp wristed fairy cunt
>>79257032
Hopefully that will be a lesson Labor takes from its defeat.
They need to be more centrist and leave the SJW shit to the Greens.
>>79256310
>But could they really do ANOTHER coup?
I heard the same thing about gillard
Well, guess our internet's gonna remain fucked for the next few decades
This node business is not gonna be easy to undo, especially once the libs sell NBN Co off
>>79257015
t. parasite
>>79256974
law
>>79257132
>Labor learning from its mistakes
>>79256099
>>79257039
>>79257098
Sorry for ruining the mood but i just dont see the point of these Australian election threads
Any major policy change involving Australia will be decided by Britain, Your election is literally just for show so whats the point?
>>79257206
Says the cunt who probably needs to go to centrelink.
>>79254046
You fellas have elections? Who is expected to win and what are the major parties? (relate them to American parties so I understand)
>>79257292
>fake elections
>>79257197
I've already got my FTTP NBN 100/40 am in hog heaven. Like piggu in shittu.
>>79257102
law
>>79257292
turnbull is trump and people are memeing about him like they do with trump, to appear cool and to win meme points online.
shorten is like bernie, based as fuck and cares about the people.
"A picture says a thousand words"
>>79257292
Liberals will probably win, they are a bit like republicans except less socially conservative. They are in a coalition with the nationals, who can be fairly based.
Labor is like the poor mans Democrats, they are mostly run by union thugs, very fiscally irresponsible, appeal to bogans and scum of the earth.
The greens are communists.
>>79257493
That graphic still show Fat Clive holding a seat.
>>79257357
You'll get sick of law mate, guarantee it
just become a tradie mate, you earn good money early on, which makes it easy to have kids early
>>79257351
yeah good onya mate
meanwhile the majority of us still have nothing, and now we'll be forced to use the shithouse copper lines for the next 30 years
Mister Innovation's really fucked us over on this one
>>79257435
>Turnbull is like Trump
Fuck you're an idiot cunt
I don't know anything about Australian politics, but judging by this thread, aus/pol/ are the most liberal people on this forum.
>>79257692
We couldn't afford a decent NBN with the financial position Labor had put us in.
>>79257197
>mfw construction has started in my area and is due to be finished by the end of the year
Also who /OneNation/ here?
>>79254046
Voted Family First and One Nation.
>>79257746
spot on
>>79257435
>shorten is like bernie, based as fuck and cares about the people.
what a tasteless joke to make
bitchtits is going to lose, deal w/ it
>>79257692
>copper lines
Mine was so bad before I got NBN that the internet used to go down every time it rained.
>>79257493
The LDP are realistically going to get at least one seat, with a good chance of two.
>>79257746
Nah, don't listen to the cunts from Melbourne, they have nothing better to do but sit on pol all day and jerk off to the greens.
>>79257022
the servo i worked at made more off of FUIC than petrol
>>79257746
Our liberals are classical economic freedom liberals. They are socially conservative (The politicians aren't but they know if they don't argue it they'll lose power)
>>79256934
disgusting choice, whether you're right or left
the nats are supposed to be for agribusiness, fishermen, transport, all the iondustries that our country should be built upon.
but they sold their soul to the real estate jews, handed beir balls to the liberal party, and are comprised mostly of idiotic "good old boy" pollies more concerned with the politics of zoning and building hotels where we should be making millions on tourismbux.
>>79254336
>shitposting in a nest of shitposters
Nice try m8 but the suns rays have mutated us by now
>>79257239
Dude, shut the fuck up.
I know you just got done watching The Ring of Power on YouTube for the 5th time and you need to sleep, but that tinfoil is constricting the circulation around your brain.
Take another dab and pass out. The THC will keep the spy drones and the reptilians away from your bed tonight.
>>79257817
>a good chance of two
In your dreams kujo.
>>79257769
We can't afford the so-caled "cheaper" MTM right now either, according to your logic
The cost has blown out to about equal what the original rollout was forecast to cost, and we're not even going to get anything good out of it
>>79254295
They're like British Labour
i've found the meme party i'm going to vote for
http://australianlibertyalliance.org.au/
it'd be a pirate party if they weren't hijacked to be literal open border shills
>>79257871
Well said m8.
>>79257959
In the Victorian election we were the #4 party based on overall votes.
We're doing better in this election than that one.
>>79258046
Is that you Leslie?
>>79255149
It's not a foreign monarchy, Lizzy holds the title of Queen of Australia separate to the title of Queen of the UK
>>79257871
>disgusting choice, whether you're right or left
>right:British surrogate
>left:British surrogate
You Aussies sure have a tough decision to make
>>79258084
Nah m8, but literally who even calls him Leslie?
>>79257239
>why would you have a thread about an election on /pol/
>england makes australia's policy decisions
i'd be mad but i'm not even surprised that an american would say this lmao
>>79257435
>shorten is like bernie, based as fuck and cares about the people.
where the fuck are you getting this bullshit? believing all the hot garbage he spews on qanda is like buying a car solely for the paint job
if you had any knowledge on the current political situation in our country at all, you'd realize that he's just grovelling for the youth vote he's steadily losing to the Greens
these are career politicans, m80, you cannot go on what they say, only on what they do.
>>79258157
That's how it is written on the restraining orders m8.
>>79254124
good goy
>>79257945
Name one Major policy change Australia has ever passed that the British didn't approve of
>protip you cant
Fuck me dead cunts Hungry Jacks is doing $4 whoppers on election day, might have to sell me kid and stock the fuck up for when the value increases
>>79258261
They let us hold a plebiscite on becoming a republic in 1999.
What the fuck happened to the chaser, I went to watch their election coverage, for muh bluepilled nostalgia, and theres a fuckload of nobody women shitting up the show.
>>79258261
Mate, the only reason we are not a republic is that people here are afraid we will end up like you.
>>79258101
You learned Australian politics from weed and YouTube videos.
>>79257746
all the fags from /r/australia congregate here
>>79258316
>hungry jacks
why don't you just fistfuls of shit instead
>>79258261
Name one Obama policy the American people approve of
>protip 60%
>>79258316
Mate, it's the current year.
Why would you get any kind of fast food except HSPs any more?
>>79258358
>theres a fuckload of nobody women shitting up the show
Because it's 2016 m8. The ABC probably made them do it, but they wouldn't have put up much resistance.
>>79258358
they merged with the unfunny cunts at Hungry Beast/The Checkout and turned it into amateur hour
at least the 2004/2007 Election Chasers were kind of funny
Mad As Hell beats the pants off it as far as jokes actually hitting their mark
Gonna vote for Family First lads
>>79258179
England does make all of your major policy decisions
Why has Australia always gotten involved in the UK's wars?
Becausse England wanted you to
>>79258558
Vote One Nation m8. Family First are Christian weirdos, not true patriots.
>>79258558
fair enough
Quick! Someone give me a single reason not to vote for the LDP!
>there are people out there who seriously vote for Clive Palmer
>>79258316
Aw fuck yeah
>>79258261
Name one thing America has done that the world approved of
>protip: you can't
>>79258633
Tfw volunteering for one nation and got a sweet shirt for it
>>79258633
One Nation are on my Senate vote too m8
>>79256555
Trips of truth.
Bob Katter is fucking based as fuck.
>>79258487
this
they were generally lefties in the first place, but some of the better educated and self-aware ones. probably only took a sternly worded letter from the ABC upper management to make them sing a different tune.
damn shame.
>>79258719
>and got a sweet shirt for it
Cool. Do they make them in 5XL?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>79258747
>One Nation are on my Senate vote
Good man.
>>79258612
why do you have opinions on countries you proved you don't know anything about?
>>79254867
he's a fucking hypocrite.
>MUH FREE SPEECH
>MUH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE WRONG
then when someone exercises their free speech he calls it "abuse" LMAO. just as bad as any feminist. fuck the LDP
>>79258719
i put my hand up for vote scrutinising but never got contacted :(
>>79258825
Dunno but they're pretty elastic you could get one of the fatter ones and have it die after a while, for your mate of course
>voting for one of the big two
>>79258952
I'm going to put the smaller parties I want first but I am definitely putting Liberal last.
>>79258952
>vote for anything else
>muh preferences
>ended up effectively voting for one of the big two anyway
>>79258929
>scrutinising
Handing out HTV's will be much more useful.
>>79258935
Are they made in Australia m8?
>>79259032
Depends which electorate you are in.
>>79258612
Why did the US join WW1 and WW2?
That's right it was the secret British aristocrasy who rule America from behind the curtains
That "special relationship" is more special than we thought
>>79259020
>definitely putting Liberal last
putting shorten a literal cuck before liberal top kek
>>79258449
>HSP
>giving your money to mudshits
You sicken me
>>79258952
I'm preferencing right wing meme parties above the majors in the lower house, Liberal ahead of Labor ahead of Greens.
Gonna put Liberal on my Senate ballot at last spot after the right wing meme parties, just as a safeguard against Labor getting in.
Red pill me on what Labor have said regarding rapefugees/boats and Defence.
>>79258915
There's a big difference between generic crude humour and following someone to their house with targeted insults.
>>79259308
>we the labor party are complete fucktards and are going to do exactly what got us kicked out last time because we're incapable of learning also muh carbontax #openborders2016
>>79258915
Also, he hasn't once called for them to be banned from doing that.
He supports their right to be idiots, but he doesn't have to respect them.
Oh shit m8 DELETE THAT I am not even memeing.
>>79259308
>what the liberal party is doing is barbaric we're going to oppose them by adopting their exact same policy plus another 30,000 immigrants per year
is what it boils down to
on defense, i can't comment, but for what it's worth, none of my army buddies will be voting labor.
>>79259201
The USA joined WW2 because of the Japanese sneak attack on pearl harbor
Why did Australia join WW2?
>from google: Austrlian Radio received instant news from Berlin, London and Paris - Britain and France had declared war on Germany. Prime Minister Menzies received a telegram soon after from the BRITISH Admiralty requesting Australia's assistance in the war
Sounds like you joined because England told you too.....
Burger here, who is the /pol/ candidate/party?
>>79259384
Absolutely Un-Australian. What pack of galahs.
>>79259480
are you aware that Darwin was bombed by the Japanese during the war?
DELETED IT
>>79259490
literally anyone but the labor party or greens is fine more or less
>>79259480
>>79259480
m8 you are talking ancient history. Arrangements have changed since then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_Act_1986
>>79259490
this semon demon
http://paulinehanson.com.au/
not joking
>>79259214
We don't vote for people we vote for parties. STOP THIS MEME RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79259490
Pauline Hanson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrEL1qAkVpI
>>79259574
Top kek you actually deleted it. I don't know what they were thinking doing that.
The old "Nationalists get their merchandise printed by chinks or curries" is such a standard attack.
>>79259658
are there even any basic t-shirt manufacturing facilties in australia at all?
>>79259765
Yeah but it would probably cost you $30 a shirt and they probably only have the capacity to print a few dozen a day.
>>79254046
>http://democracysausage.org/
Wait do we get free snags for voting?
I'm a pomm new citiizen, never voted before in straya.
Sausage sizzles are shit though, a slice of white bread and a coles brand beef sausage baka.
>>79258261
Please stop posting. You are embarrassing yourself.
>>79259637
>implying we don't live in a pseudo-presidential system when it comes to political decisions
>implying the leader doesn't have a massive amount of power and sway for the parties policies
>Positive discrimination for abos, women and "LGBTQI peoples" in schooling and the workforce
>muh cyclists infrastructure
>banning animal testing
>taxing emissions
>expanding public properties in a housing crisis
>more bennies for everyone
>redistribution of wealth
>muh multicultural society
t. Labor
>>79259879
>this is what liberal voters really believe
Well, say goodbye to your penalty rates.
>>79259865
Proper sausage sizzles have onions and dead horse
If I vote under the line can I just number the top (X) number of candidates I'd vote for or if I choose to vote under the line I have to number each and every one?
>>79259865
Get the fuck out of my country
>>79259865
>Sausage sizzles are shit
get the fuck out of here
>>79259557
So?
>>79259963
I think you only have to number 12 now
Which is a pity, because I used to love filling in every box under the line to piss the counters off
>>79259865
>Sausage sizzles are shit
GET OUT YOU WHINGING POMMY CUNT
DUDE NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>>79259865
>Sausage sizzles are shit though
Why are you here?
>>79260011
>>79260018
i agree with him the sausages are shitty and the only thing you can do to make them edible is smother them in the coles brand tomato sauce they give you
pies would be better
>>79260028
we had more than just appeasing the poms as a reason to enter the war
>>79259952
Yeah my local member whose not in the cabinent has a massive sway over the parties policy. Fuck off faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOPsxpMzYw4
>voting for the party of this
Kys
>>79260050
Just most of them. #NotMyMajority #2ndReferendum
Liberals cause lower taxes
>>79260033
You can vote for as many as you like, it's just a minimum of 12 below the line
>>79260144
noice thanks for clearing that up
now I can keep the dream alive
>>79260033
cheers
Who should round out my top 12?
LDP
Shooters
One Nation
>>79260126
i bet you do miss all that hot german mustard in you, fag
go back to your rainy little island
>>79260096
>the sausages are shitty
But when they are cooked on a BBQ it imbues them with the taste of Australia m8. Savoury and special.
Honestly some cunts need to be deported.
>>79260011
>>79259958
>>79260018
>>79260036
m8's I miss the proper winter German markets in the UK.
Nice baguette hollowed out and filled full of hot german mustard, stuffed full of big hot bratwurst.
Your local animal shelter bbqs can't compare.
>>79260126
You forgot the Starbucks latte and anal sex with a large black man you fucking poofter
>>79260191
No worries m8, follow your dreams
>>79260205
Well said m8.
I bet big hot bratwurst isn't all this cunt likes to get stuffed full of.
Only question any Aussie bro needs to ask themselves before voting is this: What would Steve Irwin do?
>>79260206
i'll never understand the man who throws coles brand snags on the barbie and doesn't cook them to well done.
>>79260106
I didn't say I liked them I just don't want penalty rates gone and I don't want 54 billion taken out of medicare and handed to corporations.
>>79260205
>muhhhhhh SAUSAGES
lmao this isn't food this is rubbish deal w/ it nigger
>>79260299
Poke it with a stick.
>>79260214
Look at these beauties roasted over an open flame.
Just admit you want one in your mouth.
>>79260299
Say he's working the Saturday and just head off down the pub with Baz and Stevo
So lads what do you think of my preference list? Spent all afternoon looking at policies
House of Representatives:
1. One Nation
2. Family First
3. LDP
4. LNP
5. Mature Australia
6. Labor
7. Greens
Senate:
1. Australian Liberty Alliance
2. One Nation
3. Family First
4. LDP
5. Katter's Australian Party
6. Sustainable Australia
7. Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
8. LNP
9. Veterans Party
10. Rise Up Australia
>>79260315
>buying meat from coles
>>79260315
This so much. baka.
>>79260299
save the fucking barrier reef, not just talk about maybe possibly throwing some money at it to maybe help the tourismbux keep flowing
we lost a national treasure that day, fuck stingrays
>>79260100
You were already in the war. The allies were using those bases.
>>79260315
>undercooked sausages
>>79260347
Better than a bacon buttie or chip sarnie m8.
>>79260380
What about the anti-paedophile's party? Ron is willing to say what other pollies won't.
>>79260380
Not bad at all. I like it.
>>79260347
Fuck off leb.
>>79260451
ayyy well true that come to think of it
>>79260436
Liberal = Rectal Cancer
>>79260389
Is that bad?
>>79260358
HA! I was hoping someone would make that play! You win 10 interwebs and an amorous stingray.
>>79260531
Musn't be available in QLD
>>79254046
MILITARY COUP TO REINSTALL ABBOT WHEN
>>79260556
Quick Hahndorf trip lads, get some German sausage in ya.
>>79260389
Gotta support the underdog, woolies are straight pooftas m8.
>>79260341
>falling for the medicare will be privatised meme
Literally an issue manufactured by labor which is blatenty lying to the population. Nowhere have the liberals said that they will cut health spending, yet labor are saying they will.
>>79260646
their meat is awful
buy from a proper butcher
>>79260637
>SCUZE ME MELBOURNITE COMING THRU SHITLORDS
>>79260637
NOOGAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79260727
>calling coles the underdog
m8 come on, who are you kidding?
IGA are the only underdog.
ALDI are foreign so they can get fucked.
>>79260849
>ALDI are foreign so they can get fucked.
I'd shop at Aldi but I'm boycotting all German businesses
>>79260927
>Tfw boycotting oreos
>>79260362
"Curry Sausage - German Style"?
Seriously, WTF? No such thing as "German style" curry anything. Add some sauerkraut to the sausages and we'll talk.
>>79260541
YOU'RE FROM WAGGA MATE
>>79260727
>>79260849
>IGA
m8 only brown people shop at IGA.
Got one vote right? Why does it matter if you put Greens as 2nd or 6th, what's the difference?
>>79260987
>what is currywurst
>>79260987
The currywurst is the most popular sausage style in Germany m8.
They are a national institution.
That is how far Germany has fallen.
>>79261020
>m8 only brown people shop at IGA.
Can confirm, also people who are on Centrelink come often too.
>>79260987
Currywurst lad - it's really popular in Berlin
>>79261020
There aren't even any brown people living in my town and our IGA is great.
>>79260425
The japs were trying to cut us off from the rest of the anglosphere.
Thankfully based USA came in and saved the day. Converted a few of their cities into nip dust too, that was a plus.
>>79261054
You put them last or not at all you little fuck
>>79254046
pick the UK freindly one...we need as many mates ass poss atm aussies!
the trade we did with the EU gotta go somewhere...and id rather it be you and NZ than fucking merkel.
>>79261054
reminder that if you don't vote liberals you are killing the country.
>>79260732
Oh whats that? You've been proved to be retarded a few years before you were even born.
https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1300&dat=19870602&id=FPRUAAAAIBAJ&sjid=dpIDAAAAIBAJ&pg=1735,556186
very nice.
>>79261054
You vote in order of preference. If your #1 vote doesn't get enough votes to get in, your vote goes to your #2 choice, and so on.
>>79254046
Voted early. Greens last for house of reps. ALA first for senate.
Anyone else think that the senate paper now resembles one of those Jewish scrolls?
(((pic related)))
>>79261252
>You've been proved to be retarded a few years before you were even born.
what did he mean by this?
>>79254046
>Who did you vote for?
ON for the senate, followed by KAP then blah blah blah
I went LNP for my MP - not because I particularly like the LNP, but she's actually been a good representative so I want her to get another go-round.
>You'll never get to experience a true German Oktoberfest
>Helga and Brunhilda will never make strong Aryan babies with you for the Furher
That's the worst thing about Germany being raped by the muzzies.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/09/muslims-in-germany-demand-end-to-un-islamic-oktoberfest/
>>79261351
Fuck you Hun loving cunt
>>79261284
>>79261339
m8 you voted for (((ALA))) who are a zionist front.
>>79255835
jesus
>>79258532
>Mad As Hell
>good
The only humorous political commentary of any value from this country is Clarke and Dawe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
Classic bants. Every week while I have my tea.
Pauline Pantsdown would be just about our only non globalist wouldn't she?
The Liberals only care about big business so how do you explain how every Australian on /pol/ is voting Liberal?
Is aus/pol/ full of CEO's?
>>79261020
>She will never cook you up a bratwurst sandwich
>>79261339
Top kek, they do look like the Jewish scrolls
>>79261201
Just using them as an example, not voting for them, not even numbering them.
>>79254046
So, who does /pol/ want to win?
>>79261452
I am aware of this. But they are most anti kebab party around
>>79255835
you know it's like a $100 fine if you don't which would have been cheaper than a plane ticket right?
What happened to the dream of an all White Australia I want that back or at least an Australia where Islam is outlawed.
>>79261223
God damn that is fucking cringeworthy
t. a fucking leaf
>>79261474
I agree Clarke and Dawe is the only political comedy show on the ABC worth its salt any more, but Mad As Hell is at least better than this latest Chaser disaster
>>79261490
No, Bob intends to shoot globalists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
>>79261548
>But they are most anti kebab
This is the way they want you to think. the kebab issue is a distraction from the more important ones.
You fucked up m8.
>>79261119
That's much worse than I thought m8. When I was at uni in Germnay currywurst was around but good old bratwurst were still the KINGS of sausages found at bratwurst stands and spots. Yummy deliciousness was easily had for cheap.
I know very well why you're all claiming to be voting Liberal; because contrarianism is back in fashion and your lives are so void of any substance that you think you're achieving something by simply going against the grain.
It's really pathetic really, but that's the main reason why people like Trump have such a big political following, despite the majority of his "supporters" being jobless white teens with social media accounts.
>>79261490
>Pauline Pantsdown
Don't write that shit again m8.
>>79260987
>"Curry Sausage - German Style"?
It's CurryWurst. It's like German fast food.
Sliced Bratwurst covered in an insane amount of ketchup with curry powered sprinkled sprinkled on top.
It's actually pretty nice.
>>79261680
>not knowing pauline pantsdown
hello millennial. voting liberal this election, you trendy meme loving faggot?
>>79261323
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/medicare-architect-hits-out-at-privatisation-plan-reports-20160209-gmpe0r.html
What I'm saying is when in a years time you sit there and wonder "ah shit I wonder why the hospitals all suck and aren't efficient" you'll only have yourself to blame.
>>79261667
>Going against the grain
>By voting for the party in power
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/election-2016-bill-shorten-says-turnbull-government-creating--preconditions-for-disadvantage-and-inequality-20160629-gpuqdu.html
>Malcolm taking Australia down the road of Brexit and Trump
Thanks for settling my vote Bill "The Literal Cuck" Shorten
>>79261520
right wing meme party #322 but realistically Libs
I thought barbecued sausages gave you cancer.
>>79261712
Is there a Nigel Farage of Australia?
Don't worry boys, I have all the answers.
>>79261761
You're voting Liberal because all your pals on /pol/ are doing so and you know it. If Labor was cool like Trump, you would be voting for Shorten.
>>79261474
>Yeah I just killed two people m8
>>79261848
Australia is 10x more xenophobic and racist than England, we have about 4 different Farage's here.
Google Bob Katter.
>>79261894
Are you the same lad trolling brexiters in brit/pol/?
>>79261894
you sure are butthurt for some reason
the chiding motherly tone of your posts where you call everyone a contrarian teenager is pretty fucking stupid too, maybe you should try reddit where you can downvote and ban people who you don't agree with?
>>79261706
Ketchup is the cheap way.
Real carry wurst has its own souce.
>>79261932
I got Cortana to Bing him. Seems pretty unpopular, unlike UKIP.
>>79259020
Good goy.
Shorten is literally the least likeable candidate of all time.
>>79261932
Bob Katter is actually soft on the race question m8. He loves boongs and is a literal Leb.
>>79261848
One Nation, most of the other right wing parties are way more socially conservative than are nige
>>79261894
Most people are voting Liberal because they're against immigration and Islam and all though Liberal have said they will let them in they are the lesser evil of the 3.
>>79262073
has there been any explanation for the tragic incident that lead to him literally growing breasts or is that still a mystery?
>>79262073
Yet none of you have even mentioned how or why.
What are your thoughts on Xenophon?
>>79262073
He was in my town on Monday, was disappointed.
>>79258316
>eating fast food
Lets get a new thread lads
>>79261474
fucking classic
Do they have steak sandwiches as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2C8JbvXb2c
>David's whole point is that, even if you don't find something funny, you have no right to stop other people from doing it
>They get mad and decide to make personal attacks
>He tells them to fuck off and leaves, but doesn't interfere with their right to do something he finds personally offensive (his whole point to begin with)
>Somehow this means they are right(?)
So out of place on a chaser program. Then again, they're not actual Chasers
>>79262346
The Libs are actually pretty based on the whole safe school thing, I've been impressed.
>>79262193
Lefty cuck, almost always sided with Labor and the Greens as an indpendent. I doubt his party will be much better
>>79260541
Bunnings snags are garbage mate, you can smell that shit from a mile away. I know you think you're being true blue by pretending to enjoy shitty food.
>>79262459
t. leb
>>79262365
>women in charge of understanding rights than only men had to die to earn
Well of course they'd fail to understand it.
>>79262365
Fuck me the chaser have hit rock bottom
>>79261873
holy fucking shit, that did not even try to be unbiased
>>79262459
>he doesn't enjoy a cheeky snag while picking up some supplies on a satdy arvo
UnAustralian.
The polling place I usually go to doesn't have anything listed.
But there's one about a 10-minute drive away that has sausages, cakes and coffee. Hard choice.
New Thread:
>>79262636
>>79262636
>>79262636
New thread:
>>79262636
>>79262636
>>79262636
Closing thought to my m8s down under, if you want your candidate to win, do like the fuckshit democrats do in 'Murika - Vote Early and Vote Often!
Cheers!
Closing thought to my m8s down under, if you want your candidate to win, do like the fuckshit democrats do in 'Murika - Vote Early and Vote Often!
Cheers!
Closing thought to my m8s down under, if you want your candidate to win, do like the fuckshit democrats do in 'Murika - Vote Early and Vote Often!
Cheers!
>>79262365
>If these people had their way they'd be put off the air
>How do you even fabricate that?
faggots
