Chicago Police Scanner Thread #5
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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
who is robert?
Current time: 12:18 AM CST
The night is dark and full of niggers
ROBERT
robert
first
1st for robert
First robert
first for wheres pcp granny
>>79135713
Stay safe Robert.
ROBERT
2nd for Clarissa
>car parked in a handicapped spot
FORGET THE HOMICIDES EVERYONE THERE NOW.
reposting nigger maps
Paul Robert?
Robert
>>79135713
4th for Robert
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
What in the fuck is happening?
I've been off /pol/ all day and come back to this. Is Chicago going insane or something?
30 for NY cuck.
>FEMALE TOOK DRUGS NOW UNRESPONSIVE
robert
Reporting in. Is Clarissa still taking that prepped bull dick? Robert
female with lupus taking drugs?
1st for the bull and kucked
>>79135874
Holy fuck
>>79135911
every night bro.
some guy got shot in the back of the head and no one paid any attention to it.
parked i handicap spot. call in the fucking marines
>Drugs and Unresponsive
Robert
>playing basketball
>>79135911
Only every day and every night
Chicago nigger stats
What is local time in Chicago ?
BOYS PLAYING BASKETBALL
>>79135911
Chicago goes insane every night.
>>79135874
Oh damn, he just got blasted.
>>79135874
WHENS MAHVEL
>>79135911
This is a perfectly normal night in Chiraq.
This is car 11 king to dispatch
robert
>>79135990
12:21 am
This nigga is all over Chicago
>SOMEBODY SITTING ON VEHICLE WEST ON TRAIN STATION
robert
>>79135911
>Is Chicago going insane or something.
Chicago is always going fucking insane, Missing grannies, turbosluts, PCP, Nigs and shootings 24/7.
>>79135990
21 past midnight
>>79135951
typical self-righteous BLM look. Like he's Rosa Parks or something
Mini Nogs running around throwing their basketball at peoples garages. So glad i live in a white/asian neighborhood
>6 MALE AND 3 FEMALE GANGBANGING SPICS
GANGBANGERS DRINKING BY A MINIVAN
GANGBANGERS IN THE INDUSTRIAL AREA DRINKING
6 MALE 3 FEMALE ALL HISPANIC
GANGBANGING IN THE BEIGE MINI VAN
>I already can't take the stupid tonight
ROBERT!
FIRST FOR
>I ALREADY CANT TAKE THE STUPID TONIGHT
robert
>ah I already can't take the stupid tonight
>I already can't take this stupid tonight
>I already can't take the stupid tonight
Sassy operator. I like it
>AWWWW I already cant take the stupid tonight
fucking kek
>I already can't take the stupid tonight
TOPKEK
>>79136005
Only in summer/warm weather, during the winter its pretty quiet because it gets pretty cold.
I'm glad /pol/ finds my home so amusing. Bout time.
>spic female gangbangers
>i already cant take the stupid tonight
CAN'T TAKE THE STUPID
" I already cant take the stupid tonight" lol
THE STUPID
robert
can't take the stupid tonight
>"I already can't take the stupid tonight"
DISPATCH ALREADY CANT EVEN INTO THE STUPID TONIGHT
"I already can't take the stupid tonight." -Unidentified Female Officer in Chicago
>I already can't take this stupid tonight
"I can't take the stupid tonight"
>>79135713
Real Nigga Hours
Cant handle the stupid
>i cant take it
Women
"I already can't handle the stupid tonight."
IT'S ONLY 12:30 BABYYY.
Is Humboldt Park neighborhood shitty? I have a close friend who just moved there from out of state
>I already can't take the stupid tonight
Fucking kek
>>79135961
>>79135985
>>79136005
>>79136028
>>79136067
But if this is every night, then why am I just now seeing a big really fast thread on it? Did you all decide now's a fun time to tune in for an all new episode?
search google maps with the locations given on the scanner for bonus laughs
robert
Anything having to do with criminals is not the job to have if you can't take stupid.
>>79136041
Sounds about right.
I was listening to NYPD ESU , and they had like 5 suspicious package calls in a row.
but chicago is hella worse.
be 3 weeks ago
>Black man in cargo pants and navy top fist fighting in wallgreens.
>>79136189
RIP FRIEND
reminder to watch your keys
robert
>>79136187
she prolly just clocked in lol
EDDY
>>79136189
no its hipster central
BACKYARD BBQ
black comedy
>>79136225
It's just a comfy thread where we get together and be glad we don't live around niggers.
Holy shit this song on yalt is someone's remixing of a song I made, the fuck?
fucking rosa is batshit crazy
>>79136189
I live close by and have spent my entire life in Chicago.
Compared to any other reasonable residential neighborhood, yes, it is very shitty. There is still a lot of gang violence. The only people who live there are art school students and Hispanic families.
DRUG DEALING NIGGAS
>>79136189
E of the park its fine, W of the park its not quite there yet. I knew a girl who lived on Hirsch just past Kedzie and she did fine there, but I still wouldn't go wandering away that side of the park.
>>79136297
>>79136351
10-4
>DRUG ACTIVITY BIG FIGHT
robert
When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnite cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
Robert
>>79136189
Figure out where he lives so you can raid his house for free stuff after he gets shot
>>79136351
robert.
>>79136246
Suid Afrika anon, please tell me. Will the Boer ever rise up against the Kaffer?
>>79136373
another Mensa nigger
>blue-er gray or white jeans didnt give ciggs rip
>muh cigarettes
Spics going out tonight
gibs me dat cigarette
"Are you guys selling demons?"
>>79136297
Niggers don't know how to duck and roll.
Homie putting his mark on you because he needs cigs
>>79136251
I would check her keys, if you get what I'm saying.
DOA female 40
OH SHIT DOA FEMALE
>DOA female, 40s
Dead on arrival?
Holy fuck
>>79136307
>live in St. Louis
>the white part
>house is right over a T1 cable
So glad i dont know any nigs. There was 2 when i was in high school
2 year old child fell out of second floor window
robert
>two year old child that fell out of a 2nd floor window
DOA broad
And a 2-year child fell out of a window
2 year old child fell out of window
robert
TWO YEAR OLD CHILD FELL OUT OF A SECOND FLOOR WINDOW
>2yo child fell out of second floor window
>natural selection
robert
2 YEAR OLD CHILD FELL FROM 2ND FLOOR
"2 year old fell out of a second floor window."
This gun be fucking good.
>Child fell out of second story window
robert
>>79136251
top kek saved
2 year old child holy shit
>2 yr old child that fell out of a 2nd floor window
fuuuck lol
mashed potato nig now
2 year old child fell out the damn window
>child """""""fell""""""""""" out of 2nd story window
>>79136525
NOPE
Oh shit, there are 22 Roberts now.
>two year old child that fell out of a second story window
God damn.
>>79136225
Police scanner threads come and go. last time it was Detroit.
Who lives the window open especially when a 2 year old is able to get to the sill. How fucking dumb can one nigger be
>>79136418
>Apartheid ended in 1994.
what do you think?
> and shes been drinking
>arguing with ex gf, ex gf drunk hit her wont gibbs back property
who the fuck is this robert guy? the one at HQ?
>>79136326
this version is so batshit crazy just like lady rosa, i love it, whoever did it
>>79136363
So is rent cheap there or something? He doesn't fit any of those groups
How long does the stream usually last?
>>79136596
>How fucking dumb can one nigger be
There is no limit Anon
>>79136652
robert = robo cop
>>79136652
robert
>>79136652
It means the same thing as Roger, welcome to the thread friend
Who the fuck is robert
>>79136652
He is a vigilante crime fighter.
>>79136652
it just means acknowledge or something
>>79136652
>who the fuck is this robert guy?
nah, it's their way of saying "over", or "10-4"
>2 yr old child that fell out of a 2nd floor window
Pretty sure my two year old would bounce, must be the welfare food.
The 2 year old falling out of the window is the first story that might make the news tomorrow, unless there was an expressway shooting that I missed.
>>79136652
"Robert" means "received" like how the military says "Roger"
>>79136596
Natural selection
>>79136673
24/7 bro.
>I already can't take the stupid tonight.
robert robert
first for
>car wagon gibbs female meds
>>79136719
theres ben over 20 shootings including someone getting the back of their head blown off
>>79136752
your stream is slow
>>79136782
exactly, nigger paste will be the only thing that makes the news
>>79136695
Robert Cop.
The single best Engrish ever.
>Drunk nig woman wont leave the lobby
>>79136723
Any idea of chicago's whole phonetic alphabet?
GIBS ME DAT LOBBY!
robert
>TFW Robert is not a real person
drunk chick 642 n pulaski
>intoxicated female refuses to leave lobby
>moar fireworks in park
>refusing to leave the lobby
>still shooting fireworks on a Tuesday night
1730 robert
>intoxicated female continues to refuse to leave lobby
>fireworks in the park
>still no word on that baby
>>79136782
>threads have only been up for an hour and a half
No wonder Chicago is such a shithole
>>79136782
No one gives one fuck. Two year olds on the other hand are tear jerkers.
>>79136791
>>79136864
Fucking Mr. Mosby KEK
was the nignog in the ghillie suit ever apprehended?
>>79136891
not if its black
>>79136944
They couldnt find him
>tfw need to shit and get more food but dont want to miss crazy nig happenings
>>79136944
nope and checked
>>79136864
Fucking KEKed out loud
GUNSHOT
>male black
no shit
>david keller
>15 shell casings
fug
CRITICAL KEVIN
robert
>>79136989
Time to go mobile anon
>>79136989
We'll keep you posted. Grab some tendies, set a pot of tea, we've got all night.
>>79135713
>REAL NIGGA HOURS IN CHIRAQ
>WHO UP? SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON SENPAI!
How's it going, anons. I've been looking forward to hopping on with you all tonight.
Fuck all you guys getting names and SS numbers
Good thing JapMoot blox them
xxx-xx-xxxx
>>79136989
>tfw wireless headset
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
>>79136611
Yeah but dude, what about Orania and Kleinfontein?
Guns are legal, why can't the Boer just get armed to the teeth? Not even to hurt people, just protect their shit?
I want to create a Huge Amerifat trust for them if it's legal.
Who will replace BASED TERRE'BLANCHE??????
>>79136910
Oh shit.
>>79136833
Is it not posted in the thread?
>>79136189
It used to be completed shit full of dirty Puerto Ricans. Now it's a mix of them and dirty hipsters. It's not as violent cuz of "great" gentrification but it's still shit cuz hipsters suck.
What's up with Clarissas cucked bf? Has he killed himself yet?
GANG BANGERS DRINKING
>>79137057
was gud mane, it's finna go down famm
>>79136891
>>79136967
This is IL, not only will everyone care, this will be fodder for a new "all windows closed" bill.
>>79137066
xxxx-xx-xxxx
wow it really works
>>79136838
>convinces the world he doesn't really exist
>tfw it's all part of the plan
Still thinking about that two-year-old.
Hope he's okay, but it still makes me sad he'll grow up with niggers.
12 Robert is best Robert
>>79136782
"News" typically refers to things that don't happen everyday.
Besides, as you can see from this stream, you'd need a 24/7 dedicated channel to cover all of the black violence in just one major city.
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
>>79137049
>Thank you, Robert.
>2 MALES FIGHTING
>TALKING ABOUT SHOOTING SOMEONE
Goddamn, off to a good start
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
robert
Nigga Moment in real time
>>79137140
Never foget the Chicago Cuckening
another shooting
TWO MALES FIGHTING, ONE SUBJECT TALKING OF SHOOTING SOMEONE
HER PARTNER CALLED *ALL* THE NUMBERS SHE HAS AND GOT VOICEMAIL
>>79135911
Apparently it's always been like this, but /pol/ just discovered we can listen to the police radio net. It's a warzone in Chiraq, erry night my nigga.
>>79137125
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79137158
kek
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
>>79137182
1032 robert
>>79137231
No fucking way theyre arresting that many people that fast
>>79137182
>>79137207
>boondocks
noice
>>79136510
Which part? My parents live in Arnold, no the best suburb, but at least it's not Ferguson or St. Anne.
>>79137049
THANK YOU ROBERT
>>79137287
You underestimate Chicago.
>>79137049
ayyy thanks Robbo
> oh boy
Old man Douglas lost his car
GROUP OF MALES LOITERING
>>79137287
Have you seen their crime stats? Chi town is the only reason AMERICA's crime stats don't look like Switzerland.
>>79137328
Robert
>>79137158
596-42-7667
>>79137049
Thank you Robert
>>79137231
Robert means "Roger" or "received"
>fucking googled it and it was the first thing Jesus Christ guys
>>79136457
It's because they're lanky. You see the same thing in basketball, constantly getting leg injuries.
DRAG HIM OUT LOL
>he wants us to drag him out
>>79137382
kek?
>>79137382
....
>>79137382
Oh fuck delete this how
>>79137312
Mehlville, Arnold isnt terribly bad hut it isnt great either
Never heard of a person wanting to be dragged before?
>"(unintelligible) was walking down the street, got shot"
>live in Chicago
>get shot
THE MEMES
>just drag me out!
>>79137425
Praise Robert
>>79137382
aaaaaaaaaaaand saved.
>>79136833
ABCDEFGHUJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
>woman drinking in a van
WOW
guys
Robert is just the CPD's version of kek, their god in the darknes to lead them to the light
Robert also seems to highly favor certain digits
>>79137227
I always knew I could listen to police scanners but I didn't know Chicago was this bad. I mean, listen to this scanner and compare it to others, even New York or LA.
pretty sure you can hear buncha guys at hq banting
>Call to West Ainsley.
Well shit, son. Time to oil up.
>>79137425
Click check box, click delete at bottom of page
>>79137489
>itt we summon Robert
drinking in a red van sounds fun
>>79137457
Well to be fair I've spent a fair amount of time in Chicago and I've never gotten shot. But hell if I don't hate the fucking city and I hate going there every single time.
WOAH NIGGER WAS RUNNING
HAPPENING
>>79137425
into the pokey with you, faggot
>>79137425
Ru new or just dumb? Or is this a clever b8 that leads us to someone you hate or that's long dead?
>>79137531
It don't work
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79137507
Bear in mind this is multiple scanners simultaneously
>this one new guy who has no idea what he's doing
kek
>>79137533
wow. robert!
>>79137425
>596-42-7667
damn son, you're credit score is terrible. Time to make it worse!
>>79137227
Chicago is even more insane on a long weekend, wait for July 4th. The record is 82 people shot for one long weekend but usually there is at least 50+.
Every single one a nignog getting shot in the south side which nobody in their right mind goes into. Downtown Chicago is a totally different universe
>>79137533
>itt witnessed
2012 robert
>>79137425
Reply to the post you want to delete like this:
[Your name here], delete post >>xxxxxxxx
>getting beat up by your gf
>>79137582
if you post a credit card number the auto-delete system will purge all your posts from the past hour
>girlfriend was beating him up
more cuckenings
2416 listeners and growing
I can't hold all these Roberts
>Went to voicemail
>woman being assaulted while on phone with 911...tried to call back, no answer.
:(
>>79137542
Why would you ever travel to Chicago?
Whatever the reason, it's not worth it, robert.
> FAG GETTING BEAT UP BY HIS GRIL
>GIRLFRIEND BEATING HIM UP
hue hue hue hue
>>79137382
This cannot be real.
Noone can be this new
>>79137617
*your
>HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS BEATING HIM UP
WOW
>>79137433
Ah, my dad drives through Mehlville every day to work.
if these kids had more okie doke, there wouldn't be as many roberts.
>>79137666
Is it Satan's or Robert's trips at this point?
NEW THREAD WHEN
another drunk chick banging on windows
>men cant get beaten up by women
>56 year old having a stroke
>>79137674
he dead fo sho
>>79137678
Friend lives there. For whatever reason.
>>79137718
Yel, if he avtually lives in Arnold then he's a 15 minute drive tops from where i live
>>79137728
In at least another 10 posts
OPEN KEY
CHECK YO KEYS
>>79137559
>clever
I think you're the new one here. It's like you've never pretended that you've deleted system32 and are now posting from your phone because your computer bluescreened.
check your keys
Check your keys Robert
CHECK YOUR KEYS
robert
all lives matter
ROBERT YOUR KEY
whats city wide?
how do we get city wide?
>>79135713
>Shootings Scoreboard:
>95% male victims
but women are the most vulnerable and at risk, guys.
>open fucking keeeyyyyy
>if it's an emergency go to citywide
I thought we were listening to citywide?
CHECK YOUR KEYS PLEASE
SWITCH OVER TO A CITYWIDE
OPEN KEY ON THE ZONE
UNITS CHECK YOUR KEYS
OPEN KEY ON THE ZONE
ROBERT
11-12 ROBERT
ROBERT
UNITS CHECK YO KEYS, THERES AN OPEN KEY IN THE ZONE
>>79137777
Keys and quints checked.
>>79136251
CHECK EM
R O B E R T
>>79137629
So is western and northern Chicago. So so much nicer. Peaceful people, mostly of Polish, Irish, and Italian ancestry.
ROBERT FOR FUCKS SAKE THE KEY
K E Y S
E
Y
S
>>79137582
sorry robert
DISGRUNTLED MALE BLACK IN A SAFETY VEST
>be a CPD officer right now
>see /pol/ have a CPD thread
>tears.jpg
Lads I'm out here. Zone 10.
>male black
>shiny rims
>wear a shirt only
kek
>Black male shot
>In the dark
>Black pickup truck
Can it get any more invisible?
>>79137891
Prove it. Say something on the scanner.
>BLACK PICKUP WITH SILVER SHINY RIMS
niggas be pimpin
>>79137891
even if you are lying, I love you.
Dispatch: Robert your Robert, Robert.
Officer: Robert.
>>79137891
STAY SAFE ROBERT
>>79137678
Chicago is kek's Mecca.
You want to make the pilgrimmage, don't you, robert?
>BLACK PICKUP
>SHOTS FIRED
>DEM SHINY RIMZ
>>79137891
is that you robert?
>>79137891
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY ROBERT
The keeds are playing basketball
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A BLACK TRUCK SHINY RIMS AND LOUD MUFFLER
>>79137891
district 10 and 11 bless you Robert
>>79137678
It's only that one area full of nignog gangsters where all these shootings and calls are for. Downtown Chicago is a regular American city with low to average crime. Drive into these suburbs though and you've just entered Raqqa
ANONYMOUS
>>79137891
Kek. Better get to that nigger beating up his girlfriend in the middle of the street
>>79137846
Yes!
I saw it coming!
>>79137821
The scanner is already tuned in to multiple city-wide channels.
>>79137891
Robert?
>tfw you will never be a black hood rat
>>79136525
this isn't related at all and is full of illegal shit.
>WHITE MALE BEATING UP WHITE FEMALE WHITE SHIRT AND JEANS
also robert back
I'll let you guys know when I'm about to key up and go down on this mission. Should be like 20 mins.
FUCKING WHITE MALE!
>FIRST FOR SPOOKY WAR OF THE WORLD NOISES
The fuck was that sound?!
>>79138264
stay safe out there anon
>>79138264
Pic of duty belt with timestamp or fuck off Robert
>>79138413
I'm pretty sure it was interference from another unit. Dispatch told one to STFU so 32 could have the air.
>>79138417
Thank you I'm about to key up on a mission z10 in 10 mins.
>SMITH AND WESSON 40 CAL
robert
great now california is in chicago
Sorry lads on scene with the guy shot in the dick instead right now.
>>79139342
pics
>>79139719
Just left. He'd identified the guy who shot him. Here we go about to go on this mission. Z10 for my fellow Roberts.
>MALE WITH MACHINE GUN HIDING IN MAIN ENTRANCE TAN MACHINE GUN
Boom. Thanks for the threads lads. Now that I know you guys do that I'll be around every now and again.
Robert signing off!
>>79140078
There's new threads robert
This one hit the bumplimit and is about to be locked robert
>>79140231
