>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
who is robert?
FIRST FOR ROBERT
These threads fill up crazy fast
>>79137883
first for Rosa BATSHIT Crazy
First for Robert
>>79137883
Is that Robert?
1132 robert
loud muffler nig still cruising
nigger spotted, robert
>shiny rims
>loud muffler
AYO HOL UP
CHECK
YO
DUBS
Holy shit there's a lot happening at once.
7th for RIP 2nd floor babby
>>79137950
the first 90 posts are people first for roberting
>kids playing basketball
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS
Check your keys mean check your mics. Like it means someone's walkie talkie is still on
What does check your keys mean
>person stabbed now
kek
>man beating up female in street
kek
Male beating up female? THE BOYFRIEND ISN'T GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!
>>79137976
>>79137942
Nth for ROBERT
>BLACK PICKUP
>SHINY RIMZ
>SHOTS FIRED
>BATTERY IN PROGRESS
>CHICK GETTING BEAT BY HER DUDE
nth for Robert, Robert.
STABBED
BATTERY IN PROGRESS
ON THE STREET
>>79137950
Deez nigs be doin dem crimes fast
>stabbing
>BATTERY
>FEMALE GETTING SHIT KICKED IN BY PIMP
>Male beating up female.
>Stabbing.
Oooh boy, it's picking up.
Who plays basketball at 1:45 am on a Wednesday?
beating his bitch up on the street
stabbing~!
ANONYMOUS
THEY KNOW
>>79138042
stuck radio mic.
We got a stabbing and someone beating up a female on the street
>male beating females on the street
damn, robert
>>79137883
ill just leave these here
If the Zone 10 guy is here, do a comm check on the scanner to prove it
>>79138037
damn keeds
>>79138058
FUCK YOU CLARISSA
FUCK YOUUUUUU
>>79138078
Niggers, obviously.
>>79138042
Open Key = someone has their mic trigger depressed on their radio, and it's broadcasting on the channel. Radio shitposting.
>>79138120
>>79138120
>Kilbourn & Washington
KILLER K'S AT IT AGIAN
>>79138070
dey din do nuffin, dey gud boyz goin ta church n sheeit
>>79138123
just say robert, robert.
ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE
PRAISE KEK
>>79138155
>Radio shitposting.
kek, Robert
I bet the cut muffler nigger thinks he's hot shit.
>shiiiieeet cuz, watch me be a complete asshole to everyone in a 3 mile radius as we cruz the blok
Does the Republican governor have no control over Chicago?
>>79138177
dey was finna get they life back on trizzack
>>79138078
Black people ranging in age from 10-15. Over 15 they are stoned or out committing crime.
Clarissa getting her ass beat for cheating now
>>79138078
White preachers
Oh shit singing faggot makes an appearance. I need more!
>>79138216
Just about zero
WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE
>MALE WHITE
>MALE WHITE
>MALE WHITE
STORMFAGS BTFO
Meanwhile, Clarissa still taking prepped bull dick, robert
>>79138216
its a dem
>>79138123
>>79138179
Zone 10 is the best zone
>>79138120
>>79138120
Wow you racist
>>79138216
Are you listening? Nobody has control.
>whites battery
IT'S THE CHEATING HO, CLARISSA
>>79138216
Abosolutely none.
>>79138216
Governors don't usually step on local governments' toes. City Government doesn't like it when the State starts sticking its nose in their business.
>>79138251
Nah nigga the cuck was calling from New York
Jesus Christ
this fucking city is a god damn war zone
its like full blown gta nonstop
how is this shit real
>>79138293
Oh fuck did i miss some of the cuckening?
>>79138291
Robert runs this town
That Clarissa bitch deserves everything comin' to her
34 ROBERT
>>79138267
She hit him first, most likely.
First for
>there's no-thing else~
robert
Cop-anon, hook me up with one of the dispatch ladies
>mfw i hear niggers be dyin' and sheeeit
>>79138216
Kek, good one.
>>79138281
The mayor's a Dem. Governor's a Republican
>>79137883
Who the fuck is Robert?
>>79138283
When he said Zone 10 he meant Districts 10 and 11 comms not the neighborhood
>>79138285
Get cucked, Robert.
>>79138325
Because Chicago is Little Liberia.
>>79138325
>how is this shit real
With niggers anything is possible
Holy shit that feedback.
shit wtf happening to the radio
>>79138370
robert
>>79138330
Guy called the cops saying he had tried to call his GF but a man answered
cops called the GF, she said she was with her "boyfriend"
top kuk
>>79138370
The best Chicago cop you'll ever hear about.
He's so damn awesome they constantly say his name to become better themselves.
>>79138370
I am
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
>>79138415
now a guy is beating up a woman in the streets
Clarissa just cant get enough of that Tyrone dicking. Couldnt wait for her boyfriend to leave for New York in search of better job prospects so she could reap the benefits of rich whitey and big dick Tyrone at the same time
>>79138389
The more you know. Thanks, robert
>>79138444
repeating digits confirm
>female caller getting spooked
LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>79138469
>tyrone
>not Robert
>>79138370
Robert is an idea.
>>79138444
Trips of truth, Robert.
>>79138444
Trips checked. If anyone still doesn't know who Robert is, and what keys are, they need to research themselves cause they ain't with the shits
>>79138467
I WILL NOT BE KEKED AGAIN CLARISSA! THIS WILL NOT STAND!
>>79138444
>>79138483
anytime Robert
Nothing comfier than ambient music and the Chicago police scanner before bed.
check with the detective robert
>>79137883
>Same feed with ambient music:
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
KEK
THIS IS ART
>>79138506
>baby falls out window
>shots fired at least once an hour
>sassy dispatch
>nothing
>there's no crime scene, but i'll check again
>>79138506
Give it a few minutes anon, something will happen and make you flip your shit laughing soon.
>>79138546
post the music
>>79138325
Imagine being a politician in this place and actually caring and wanting to help?
It'd be soul crushing.
>>79138444
Proper digits, robert
I'd imagine Robert is like chad thundercock in police blues. Anyone else?
heres your districts with beats
>>79138444
Praise Robert
>>79138370
He's the man we all aspire to be.
>>79138370
The best damn cop in C-town.
Gif related, it's him
>>79138538
I WAS LITERALLY JUST SEARCHING FOR THAT PIC GODDAMN.
>>79138511
robert = kek
PRAISE ROBERT
DEUS ROBERT
chiraq Tuesday night is the most high energy thread on /pol/ all night
>>79138538
New to these threads
Can someone break down what goes on here?
>>79138612
excellent.
>>79138595
Why would anyone want to help these subhumans after witnessing even a fraction of this
>>79138506
That's how it works, it's SHOTS FIRED for like 40 minutes, then nothing for 20 minutes, then something bizarre as fuck happens.
>>79138546
>>79138573
real /cyber/ hours
>>79138590
see
>>79138573
>>79138654
Never mind, I missed the fact that it was in the OP
>>79138661
bang bang niggers ded
13 Robert best Robert.
14 a shit.
>>79138511
>>79138444
>>79138531
OC from last thread
Robert
>>79138590
https://dreamcatalogue.bandcamp.com/album/hk
Good shit
>not sure if shot or struck with blunt object
classic
>>79138661
Sit back, get comfy and listen to a city tear itself apart overnight..
Rinse and repeat.
>>79138666
Crack rock pcp granny and Clarissa the Cucker are my favorite so far
>>79138661
Chicago goes down
>>79138661
Niggerish behavior
gun in bag
>>79138633
kek
A GUN WAS STOLEN
The guy actually called the cops because he thought there was no way his gf was cheating on him.
>Smith and wesson 40 caliber
ITS HAPPENING
>>79138718
>13 Robert
>not 9/11 Robert
>>79138661
>Can someone break down what goes on here?
Robert.
Smith & Wessen 17 shot?
GET READY GUYS
Ooooh, .40 S&W, now that's some good shit right there.
GET READY
GET READY FOR THIS GUYS
>>79138573
The only way to listen.
>FAWTY CALIBUH WEAPON
Somone solvin' problems up in the Chi. Shiieeet
>checking out Englewood on google maps
>all these shitbox houses
>>79138612
1633 checking in!
>>79138743
>>79138752
What;s going on in Chicago, the fuck did I miss?
>>79138779
Seventeen Shot!
>>79138749
>not Lady Rosa
>>79138776
He needed to invoke Robert to not be a cuck.
>40 s&w
gimme gimme
>>79138666
shots fired = drink
and 666 proves robert is with us
>>79138792
>tfn 14/88 robert
>>79138776
lol what ever happened were they just like fuck it
>>79138826
same
His name was Robert Paulson
>>79138749
I enjoyed the brief mention of a man in camouflage which came to no conclusion
>>79138573
sweet
>>79138797
I don't think standard .40 M&P's carry 17 round mags. My 9mm is 17 rounds. I thought .40's were only 15.
But stolen gun. Top kek. Nigger hit the lotto stealing that bag.
>>79138612
1514 here robert
nothing ever fucking happens here robert
>>79138907
Guillie suit nigga, he was too good. Couldnt find his ass once he went ninja with that shit
>>79138916
robert
>>79137883
holy shit guys the crime map corresponds perfectly with the concentration of black people on this map: http://demographics.coopercenter.org/DotMap/
its almost like black people are more criminal or something!
What happened to the grandma on PCP and broke TV?
I love how they'll cut in just to say
>Robert
And that's it
>>79138900
Polish or Mexican?
>>79138830
Chicago is going on
Each night of the year brings forth events both expected (shootings) and unexpected.
Robert getting asked to clear nineteen oceans.
That's a lot of work for one super cop
Did we ever find out what happened with the KUK from NY?
>>79138671
it should be african percussion music, like the real ooga-booga shit. would be hilarious
>>79138953
Place your bets lads, how soon until an unlucky citizen is on the receiving end tonight?
>>79139019
Robert.
Robert means arrest made goys
they found the truck!!!!!!!!!!
>>79138994
I call bullshit, 15th district is in the worst neighborhood
male black with gun
dreadlocks red coat with drugs
>person with gun
>male
>black
>drugs
>corn rows
kek
light skinned nig?
>>79139032
Both
Still hunting for the nig in the black pickup
LIGHT SKINNED NIGGA WITH A GUN
nigga with a red coat with a gun and drugs robert
>cornrow nigger
>>79139111
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
>>79139063
YES.
>>79139111
chief keef
This picture has been circulating on Chicago social media, people claim this is the Ghille suit man, but I don't see anything.
>>79139001
>they don never sees me now!
>>79139053
They checked on girlfriend and she told the police that Tyrone was her boyfriend. So they left. Pretty straight forward cuckening
>>79139126
him and the ghilli suit nigga hiding real good
>male black with a gun
no way
>>79139113
It's like a stereotype or something..
>>79138612
0815 reporting, robert.
>>79139063
SPACE MUSIC PLAYS INSTEAD...
WE
Condition of the victim?
"He dead."
did dispatch just say Praise Robert?
>>79139084
It's 1am. If you're outside after midnight you deserve whatever happens.
>>79138538
>Ray Liotta
>>79139113
THAT'S DESCRIBING EVERYONE I SEE
ROBERT!
>>79138595
Or imagine being Tim McManus
Serious question though, when are we going to ban assault U-haul trucks?
>>79139157
Thank you Robert
We dun see nuffin
Nigs be breaking in to orielys
>>79139239
SHALL
>>79139157
Thank you Robert!
>auto parts store getting robbed
oh oh oh oh o'reily's
anyone got a rolling total of the shootings so far?
>>79139157
Thank you Robert
>>79139216
FUCKING KEK
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Just came, someone care to explain?
>inb4 robert
>auto parts store getting ripped off
robert
>>79139205
>WUZ ASS THEDIC AND SHYT
LOOTIN DA ORLY AUTO PAATS NIGGUHH
>>79139281
NOT
>>79139220
I would say if you're out past 10 you deserve it
Chicago’s death toll from 2001–November, 26 2015 stands at 7,401. The combined total deaths during Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003-2015: 4,815) and Operation Enduring Freedom/Afghanistan (2001-2015: 3,506), total 8,321.
>>79139239
>Not banning assault murdering ghilli suits
I mean look at that, they haven't found him yet. Obviously a ghost suit! Undocumented.
Somebody have the pic of OP's cop as Captain America?
>>79139314
Robert
how much crime can a city have in one night?
>>79139338
ROBERT
>>79139300
for the night? no.
for the week / month / year check OP.
>>79139314
Robert.
>>79139314
Not much to explain, just sit back and enjoy the ride
>>79139300
lost count
robert
>>79139338
ROBERT
>>79139157
Thank you Robert
>>79139157
Thank you Robert
>>79139224
He probably wont be around much longer.
Is Robert a good name for a son?
>>79139157
Thank you Robert
>>79139346
Where are you from, anon? After 10 here is barely after the afterglow from the sunset.
Are the Chicago spics just as bad as the blacks?
>>79139370
Only Robert (roberts be upon him) knows
>>79139377
KANGZ
CHECK YOUR KEYS!!
>>79139370
this is nothing compared to this weekend fourth of July is gonna be lit
CHECK YOUR KEYS
CHECK KEYS
>>79139346
I won't argue with that. I never leave the house so I'm always safe.
How the fuck can I find South African Police feed?
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS
>>79139422
Only if you want your son to be the most powerful crime fighter of all Chicago
we gotsta check yo keys
>>79139314
>Just came
Me too, fapping to dispatch is the best.
Y'all motherfuckers need to check your keys.
>>79139366
dubs confims it, i fuckin knew it.
We must call optical prime
Check your Keys
>CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
