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Chicago Police Robert Thread #6


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

who is robert?
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FIRST FOR ROBERT
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These threads fill up crazy fast
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>>79137883


first for Rosa BATSHIT Crazy
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First for Robert
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>>79137883
Is that Robert?
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1132 robert
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loud muffler nig still cruising
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nigger spotted, robert
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>shiny rims
>loud muffler

AYO HOL UP
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CHECK
YO
DUBS
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Holy shit there's a lot happening at once.
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7th for RIP 2nd floor babby
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>>79137950

the first 90 posts are people first for roberting
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>kids playing basketball
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS
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Check your keys mean check your mics. Like it means someone's walkie talkie is still on
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What does check your keys mean
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>person stabbed now

kek

>man beating up female in street
kek
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Male beating up female? THE BOYFRIEND ISN'T GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!
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>>79137976
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>>79137942
Nth for ROBERT

>BLACK PICKUP
>SHINY RIMZ
>SHOTS FIRED

>BATTERY IN PROGRESS
>CHICK GETTING BEAT BY HER DUDE
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nth for Robert, Robert.
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STABBED
BATTERY IN PROGRESS
ON THE STREET
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>>79137950
Deez nigs be doin dem crimes fast
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>stabbing
>BATTERY

>FEMALE GETTING SHIT KICKED IN BY PIMP
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>Male beating up female.
>Stabbing.

Oooh boy, it's picking up.
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Who plays basketball at 1:45 am on a Wednesday?
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beating his bitch up on the street
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stabbing~!
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ANONYMOUS

THEY KNOW
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>>79138042

stuck radio mic.
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We got a stabbing and someone beating up a female on the street
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>male beating females on the street
damn, robert
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>>79138042
see>>79138041
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>>79137883
ill just leave these here
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If the Zone 10 guy is here, do a comm check on the scanner to prove it
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>>79138037
damn keeds
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>>79138058
FUCK YOU CLARISSA

FUCK YOUUUUUU
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>>79138078

Niggers, obviously.
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>>79138042
Open Key = someone has their mic trigger depressed on their radio, and it's broadcasting on the channel. Radio shitposting.
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>>79138120
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>>79138120
>Kilbourn & Washington

KILLER K'S AT IT AGIAN
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>>79138070
dey din do nuffin, dey gud boyz goin ta church n sheeit
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>>79138123

just say robert, robert.
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ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE


PRAISE KEK
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>>79138155
>Radio shitposting.

kek, Robert
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I bet the cut muffler nigger thinks he's hot shit.
>shiiiieeet cuz, watch me be a complete asshole to everyone in a 3 mile radius as we cruz the blok
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Does the Republican governor have no control over Chicago?
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>>79138177
dey was finna get they life back on trizzack
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>>79138078
Black people ranging in age from 10-15. Over 15 they are stoned or out committing crime.
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Clarissa getting her ass beat for cheating now
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>>79138078
White preachers
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Oh shit singing faggot makes an appearance. I need more!
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>>79138216
Just about zero
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WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE
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>MALE WHITE
>MALE WHITE
>MALE WHITE
STORMFAGS BTFO
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Meanwhile, Clarissa still taking prepped bull dick, robert
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>>79138216
its a dem
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>>79138123
>>79138179

Zone 10 is the best zone
>>79138120
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>>79138120
Wow you racist
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>>79138216
Are you listening? Nobody has control.
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>whites battery

IT'S THE CHEATING HO, CLARISSA
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>>79138216
Abosolutely none.
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>>79138216

Governors don't usually step on local governments' toes. City Government doesn't like it when the State starts sticking its nose in their business.
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>>79138251
Nah nigga the cuck was calling from New York
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Jesus Christ

this fucking city is a god damn war zone

its like full blown gta nonstop

how is this shit real
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>>79138293
Oh fuck did i miss some of the cuckening?
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>>79138291
Robert runs this town
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That Clarissa bitch deserves everything comin' to her
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34 ROBERT
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>>79138267
She hit him first, most likely.
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First for
>there's no-thing else~
robert

Cop-anon, hook me up with one of the dispatch ladies
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>mfw i hear niggers be dyin' and sheeeit
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>>79138216
Kek, good one.

>>79138281
The mayor's a Dem. Governor's a Republican
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>>79137883
Who the fuck is Robert?
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>>79138283
When he said Zone 10 he meant Districts 10 and 11 comms not the neighborhood
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>>79138285
Get cucked, Robert.
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>>79138325

Because Chicago is Little Liberia.
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>>79138325
>how is this shit real

With niggers anything is possible
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Holy shit that feedback.
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shit wtf happening to the radio
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>>79138370
robert
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>>79138330
Guy called the cops saying he had tried to call his GF but a man answered
cops called the GF, she said she was with her "boyfriend"
top kuk
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>>79138370
The best Chicago cop you'll ever hear about.
He's so damn awesome they constantly say his name to become better themselves.
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>>79138370
I am
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SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
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>>79138415
now a guy is beating up a woman in the streets
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Clarissa just cant get enough of that Tyrone dicking. Couldnt wait for her boyfriend to leave for New York in search of better job prospects so she could reap the benefits of rich whitey and big dick Tyrone at the same time
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>>79138389
The more you know. Thanks, robert
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>>79138444
repeating digits confirm
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>female caller getting spooked
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LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING
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>>79138469

>tyrone

>not Robert
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>>79138370
Robert is an idea.
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>>79138444
Trips of truth, Robert.
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>>79138444
Trips checked. If anyone still doesn't know who Robert is, and what keys are, they need to research themselves cause they ain't with the shits
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>>79138467
I WILL NOT BE KEKED AGAIN CLARISSA! THIS WILL NOT STAND!
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>>79138444
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>>79138483
anytime Robert
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Nothing comfier than ambient music and the Chicago police scanner before bed.
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check with the detective robert
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>>79137883
>Same feed with ambient music:
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago

KEK

THIS IS ART
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>>79138506

>baby falls out window
>shots fired at least once an hour
>sassy dispatch

>nothing
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>there's no crime scene, but i'll check again
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>>79138506
Give it a few minutes anon, something will happen and make you flip your shit laughing soon.
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>>79138546
post the music
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>>79138325

Imagine being a politician in this place and actually caring and wanting to help?

It'd be soul crushing.
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>>79138444
Proper digits, robert
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I'd imagine Robert is like chad thundercock in police blues. Anyone else?
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heres your districts with beats
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>>79138444
Praise Robert
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>>79138370
He's the man we all aspire to be.
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>>79138370
The best damn cop in C-town.

Gif related, it's him
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>>79138538
I WAS LITERALLY JUST SEARCHING FOR THAT PIC GODDAMN.
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>>79138511
robert = kek
PRAISE ROBERT
DEUS ROBERT
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chiraq Tuesday night is the most high energy thread on /pol/ all night
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>>79138546
>>79138590
this
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>>79138538
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New to these threads

Can someone break down what goes on here?
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>>79138612

excellent.
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>>79138595
Why would anyone want to help these subhumans after witnessing even a fraction of this
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>>79138506

That's how it works, it's SHOTS FIRED for like 40 minutes, then nothing for 20 minutes, then something bizarre as fuck happens.
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>>79138546
>>79138573

real /cyber/ hours

>>79138590
see
>>79138573
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>>79138654
Never mind, I missed the fact that it was in the OP
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>>79138661
bang bang niggers ded
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13 Robert best Robert.

14 a shit.
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>>79138511
>>79138444
>>79138531
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OC from last thread

Robert
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>>79138590
https://dreamcatalogue.bandcamp.com/album/hk
Good shit
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>not sure if shot or struck with blunt object

classic
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>>79138661
Sit back, get comfy and listen to a city tear itself apart overnight..

Rinse and repeat.
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>>79138666
Crack rock pcp granny and Clarissa the Cucker are my favorite so far
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>>79138661

Chicago goes down
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>>79138661
Niggerish behavior
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gun in bag
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>>79138633
kek
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A GUN WAS STOLEN
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The guy actually called the cops because he thought there was no way his gf was cheating on him.
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>Smith and wesson 40 caliber
ITS HAPPENING
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>>79138718
>13 Robert
>not 9/11 Robert
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>>79138661
>Can someone break down what goes on here?
Robert.
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Smith & Wessen 17 shot?
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GET READY GUYS
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Ooooh, .40 S&W, now that's some good shit right there.
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GET READY
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GET READY FOR THIS GUYS
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>>79138573
The only way to listen.

>FAWTY CALIBUH WEAPON
Somone solvin' problems up in the Chi. Shiieeet
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>checking out Englewood on google maps
>all these shitbox houses
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>>79138612
1633 checking in!
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>>79138743
>>79138752

What;s going on in Chicago, the fuck did I miss?
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>>79138779
Seventeen Shot!
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>>79138749
>not Lady Rosa
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>>79138776
He needed to invoke Robert to not be a cuck.
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>40 s&w

gimme gimme
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>>79138666

shots fired = drink

and 666 proves robert is with us
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>>79138792
>tfn 14/88 robert
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>>79138776
lol what ever happened were they just like fuck it
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>>79138826
same
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His name was Robert Paulson
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>>79138749
I enjoyed the brief mention of a man in camouflage which came to no conclusion
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>>79138573
sweet
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>>79138797
I don't think standard .40 M&P's carry 17 round mags. My 9mm is 17 rounds. I thought .40's were only 15.

But stolen gun. Top kek. Nigger hit the lotto stealing that bag.
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>>79138612
1514 here robert
nothing ever fucking happens here robert
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>>79138907
Guillie suit nigga, he was too good. Couldnt find his ass once he went ninja with that shit
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>>79138916
robert
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>>79137883
holy shit guys the crime map corresponds perfectly with the concentration of black people on this map: http://demographics.coopercenter.org/DotMap/

its almost like black people are more criminal or something!
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What happened to the grandma on PCP and broke TV?
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I love how they'll cut in just to say
>Robert
And that's it
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>>79138900
Polish or Mexican?
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>>79138830

Chicago is going on

Each night of the year brings forth events both expected (shootings) and unexpected.
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Robert getting asked to clear nineteen oceans.
That's a lot of work for one super cop
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Did we ever find out what happened with the KUK from NY?
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>>79138671
it should be african percussion music, like the real ooga-booga shit. would be hilarious
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>>79138953
Place your bets lads, how soon until an unlucky citizen is on the receiving end tonight?
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>>79139019

Robert.
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Robert means arrest made goys
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they found the truck!!!!!!!!!!
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>>79138994
I call bullshit, 15th district is in the worst neighborhood
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male black with gun
dreadlocks red coat with drugs
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>person with gun
>male
>black
>drugs
>corn rows

kek
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light skinned nig?
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>>79139032
Both
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Still hunting for the nig in the black pickup
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LIGHT SKINNED NIGGA WITH A GUN
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nigga with a red coat with a gun and drugs robert
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>cornrow nigger
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>>79139111
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
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>>79139063
YES.
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>>79139111
chief keef
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This picture has been circulating on Chicago social media, people claim this is the Ghille suit man, but I don't see anything.
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>>79139001
>they don never sees me now!
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>>79139053
They checked on girlfriend and she told the police that Tyrone was her boyfriend. So they left. Pretty straight forward cuckening
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>>79139126
him and the ghilli suit nigga hiding real good
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>male black with a gun
no way
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>>79139113
It's like a stereotype or something..
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>>79138612
0815 reporting, robert.
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>>79139063
SPACE MUSIC PLAYS INSTEAD...

WE
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Condition of the victim?

"He dead."
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did dispatch just say Praise Robert?
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>>79139084
It's 1am. If you're outside after midnight you deserve whatever happens.
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>>79138538
>Ray Liotta
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>>79139113

THAT'S DESCRIBING EVERYONE I SEE

ROBERT!
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>>79138595
Or imagine being Tim McManus
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Serious question though, when are we going to ban assault U-haul trucks?
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>>79139157
Thank you Robert
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We dun see nuffin
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Nigs be breaking in to orielys
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>>79139239

SHALL
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>>79139157
Thank you Robert!
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>auto parts store getting robbed
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oh oh oh oh o'reily's
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anyone got a rolling total of the shootings so far?
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>>79139157
Thank you Robert
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>>79139216
FUCKING KEK
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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Just came, someone care to explain?
>inb4 robert
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>auto parts store getting ripped off

robert
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>>79139205
>WUZ ASS THEDIC AND SHYT
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LOOTIN DA ORLY AUTO PAATS NIGGUHH
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>>79139281
NOT
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>>79139220
I would say if you're out past 10 you deserve it
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Chicago’s death toll from 2001–November, 26 2015 stands at 7,401. The combined total deaths during Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003-2015: 4,815) and Operation Enduring Freedom/Afghanistan (2001-2015: 3,506), total 8,321.
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>>79139239
>Not banning assault murdering ghilli suits
I mean look at that, they haven't found him yet. Obviously a ghost suit! Undocumented.
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Somebody have the pic of OP's cop as Captain America?
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>>79139314
Robert
>>
how much crime can a city have in one night?
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>>79139338

ROBERT
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>>79139300

for the night? no.

for the week / month / year check OP.
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>>79139338
BE
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>>79139314

Robert.
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>>79139314
Not much to explain, just sit back and enjoy the ride
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>>79139300
lost count

robert
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>>79139338
ROBERT
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>>79139157
Thank you Robert
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>>79139157
Thank you Robert
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>>79139224
He probably wont be around much longer.
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Is Robert a good name for a son?
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>>79139157
Thank you Robert
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>>79139346
Where are you from, anon? After 10 here is barely after the afterglow from the sunset.
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Are the Chicago spics just as bad as the blacks?
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>>79139370
Only Robert (roberts be upon him) knows
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>>79139377
KANGZ
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CHECK YOUR KEYS!!
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>>79139370
this is nothing compared to this weekend fourth of July is gonna be lit
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CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>
CHECK KEYS
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>>79139346
I won't argue with that. I never leave the house so I'm always safe.
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How the fuck can I find South African Police feed?
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CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS
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>>79139422

Only if you want your son to be the most powerful crime fighter of all Chicago
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we gotsta check yo keys
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>>79139314
>Just came
Me too, fapping to dispatch is the best.
>>
Y'all motherfuckers need to check your keys.
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>>79139366
dubs confims it, i fuckin knew it.
We must call optical prime
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Check your Keys
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>CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
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>>79139444

Spics are more likely to stab you than shoot you.
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>>79139355
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>79139444

no, not really at all.

mostly just want to work, smoke a little weed, and play guitars on the public transit.
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back porch squatters
gotta check em out, Scoob!
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>>79139438
Chicago, nigger
>>79139444
Depends on which part of the city you are in
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>group of 5 at the park after close
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5 NIGGERS AT A PARK
>>
How do you close a fucking park?
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>>79139355
How chaotic is it out there right now?
Could I potentially go get a hotel with a balcony and some binoculars (and popcorn) and go front row with this sheeiit?
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>>79139233
kek
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>>79139422
Is Robert a good name for a king?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSp2KGMQEk8

Here's Chicago
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>>79139355
This just goes to show that rural white male conservative veteran legal rifle owners are the real problem.
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>>79139478
Same
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>>79139509

So, about as bad.
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>>79139479
Just Google your questions. That's what I do.
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>tfw you can set a timer on iPhone to stop playing after a set amount of time

Well shit set a timer for 15 min and am about to pass out

Top bantz 2nite m8s
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ROBERT
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>>79139397
im listening.
Its like the cheeky breeky buzzer days but with niggers?
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>>79139576
>king bob
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>>79139530
fair enough
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>>79139481
kek
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>>79139593

Pretty much yeah.
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>>79139479

no electricity
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>>79139555
If the hotel is in Oak Park.
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>>79139628

good night m80
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>>79139555
We're listening to multiple feeds from across the city, unless you had a private blimp and a pair of binoculars you aren't seeing a thing
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I think I've figured it out
keys = digits
robert = kek
digits = various praises of the gospel of robert
>>
Are all cities like this or is this a uniquely Chicago thing?
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>>79139628
take 'er ez fampie
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>black blazer
WE WAZ UPPER CLASS N SHIEEET
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>>79139638
Overall puerto ricans and blacks are the same breed of nigger in this city, with mexicans it's different.
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>>79139676
Blimp you say?
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[Charlie enters.]
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>>79139701

Just cities with a large majority of brown people.
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>>79139655
KEK is speaking through fives.

If I were rich I'd spend my July 4 this way
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>>79139701
It's a nigger thing.
>>
how come all the criminals drive vans
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>>79139479
Some departments resent that people can hear them on scanners so they have gone to other formats. In your case they probably couldn't figure the radios out, but you should be able to hear rhythmic percussion in patterns if you open a window.
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>>79139701
Pretty much any democrat run city is like this, Chicago just stole the spotlight
>>
OP is passing out. Take the pasta and rebread. See you tomorrow night.

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

who is robert?
>>
>>79139701
This is pure Chi, anon. Most cities have a "hood"

Chicago has the reverse.
>>
>>79139701
Mostly a Chicago thing, but the other black liberal cities to the west are bad, just not THIS bad.

If Chicago wasn't part of the US our crime stats would at the very least be cut in half.
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THAT MOTHERFUCKER TAKING ALL MY PILLS!
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>>79139692
>keys = digits

lol yes.
>>
we got an hero
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oh boy /r9k/ is feeling suicial again
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>took all his mothers pills

ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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S U I C I D E B O Y Z
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>FEMALE screaming in an allyway

>/r9k/ feature
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>Feeling sucidal
ends it with blood pressure pills
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>>79139701
What the fuck do you think happens with a ban on guns and lots of black people?
>>
We got a possible suicide, shit ain't worth it mang. But in Chicago, probably is. :^)
>>
>STOLE HIS GRANDMAMMY'S BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS

>CHECK YOUR GODDAMN KEYS ROBERT
>>
>TOOK ALL OF HIS MOTHERS BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS

KEK
>>
CHECK THOSE KEYS HOMIE
>>
>>79139701
ambient-music stream lets you switch from various streams across the states, even a couple in Canada. Take your pick.

CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>
suicidal and took all his mommas high blood pressure meds
>>
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS PLEASE!
>>
>>79139779
Check yo keys Robert
>>
Niggas heart gon pop!!
>>
SHAWNTÉ...NOW WHY DID YOU TSKE THOSE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS?
>>
>>79139837
>that gun
for when you absolutely, positively, want to make sure your target isn't getting up
>>
i've been posting in other threads and forgot to remove the "robert" from my name
>>
>threatening suicide
>Just fucking do it faggot!
>Robert..
>>
Wash those heart meds down with some tendies at least!
>>
>stable is not a condition
>>
>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>
>>79139964

ajahahahhaha
>>
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>>79139895
in case you want to make one of your own
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>>79139908
A

FUCKING

ROBERT
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>>79139908
Robert is an avatar of Kek, Kek's will made incarnate with flesh and bone.
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>stable is not a condition
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But the baby that fell out the window...
>>
Stable is not a condition.
>>
>stable is not a condition
my sides
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>>79139635
So far we have
Guillie suit nigger who disappeared
Semi ran into building then drove away
40 or 50 shots fired so far - 2 hours in
Granny on PCP and Crack breaking shit and going crazy
A boyfriend who called his girlfriend from New York just to have a nigger answer so he called the cops. They checked and she says Tyrone is her boyfriend, cops have yet to call him back and tell him he is getting cucked
Baby "fell" (probably thrown) from a 2nd story window
That's probably the bettter stuff so far and ive only been here for an hour and a half
>>
I L L I N O I S M A S O N I C
T H R E A T E N I N G S U I C I D E
S T A B L E
I S N O T
A C O N D I T I O N

Thank you robert
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>>79140011
Rosa is batshit crazy
>>
>>79140004

They probably just called a coroner and didn't bother to report it back over the channel.
>>
>>79140004
Fug dat baboo, gun grow up to bee 10 and git shawt anyway.
>>
>>79140029
mega kek.

Robert delivers
>>
i'll bake new bread
>>
>>79140011
Has there been any update on the possible human bone found?
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awful quiet
>>
>>79140011
don't forget batshit crazy lady rosa
>>
>>79140011
You forgot about Lady Rosa.
>>
MACHINE GUN
>>
MACHINE GUN
>>
>>79140011
>>79140124

holy shit... race wars???
>>
>male with a fucking machine gun!!!!!
>>
Male with MG
>>
>male with machine gun
>>
>ANONYMOUS REPORTS MALE WITH MACHINE GUN HIDING
>>
>machine gun

HOLLLLLEEEE FUCK
>>
MALE WITH A TAN MACHINE GUN
>>
Tan machine gun OH BBY.
>>
anonymous saw a male with machine gun
>>
>Male with MG.
SHIT SON, WARZONE NOW. BUCKLE IN BOYS.
>>
>machinegun

HAPPENING
>>
operator with machine gun
>>
>MALE WITH A MACHINE GUN

AWWWW SHIEEEET

ITS BOUT TO GO DOWN
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>male with machine gun
>>
>Machine gun
>>
>male with a tan machine gun
>10-4
>>
Machine gun=Tec-9 or other ghetto blaster
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>man with a machine gun on top of building
>>
>>
Male with a machine gun!!!!!
>>
HOLY SHIT WE GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!!!!!
>HOLY SHIT WE GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT WE GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!!!!!
>HOLY SHIT WE GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!!!!!
>>
What the fuck is this city a war zone.
>>
>>79140097
That was put on the back of the list.
>>
>>79140169
MAKE NEW THRED ROBERT GODDAMN
>>
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nigga got a machine gun
>>
>A FUCKING MACHINE GUN
>>
>>79140163
I thought Chicago was a gun free city? Right?
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>>79140097
Chosen Undead on the loose!
>>
>>79140206
its not a full capacity assault rifle, so no worries.
>>
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Can I speak with Robert?
>>
>>79140211

See: >>79139355
>>
Send Robert your energy
>>
HAPPENING THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jho-peCAKs
>>
MACHINEGUN
>>
>>79140231
NEW THREAD
>>79140231

NEW THREAD

>>79140231

NEW THREAD

>>79140231
>>
Jesus. Some of these neighborhoods have had two people die every block this year
>>
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>>79140241
u thott
>>
>>79138666
Damm they slow at reloading.
>>
New bread ?
>>
We need new thread
>>
>>79140277
kek
>>
>>79140253
For some reason i thought light machine gun when they said machine gun. In all probability it's most likely just a Tec-9 or some other shitter gun
>>
>>79140011
>calling 911 because you got cucked
>>
watch out for the nigga with the machine gun
>>
Deploy LADY ROSA!!!!
>>
machine gun is the guy in camo with bag, boyfriend of clarissa called him in
>>
Please be brown.
>>
>tfw when sitting comfy in the safe quiet part of the loop over looking navy pier drinking my protein shake and listening to cops taking care of the scum that taint this awesome city.


And a lot of anons posting shit, yes Chicago has stirct gun rules but with concealed carry, it trumps Crook County (chicago) laws.

I carry daily.
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>>79140497
Hey Rich fag, get me a job?
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Holy fuck, this ambient feed

>Music swells with ominous bass
>"The cousin.... never returned from the movies"

I want a list of these songs or I'm going to sit here at 2am using Shazam into a pair of headphones
>>
>>79140624
Yeah me too robert
>>
>>79140624
Doing what?
What skills do you have?
>>
1110R is probably our best SGT. we have in our district. Praise 10 Robert.
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Calling it. Goodnight lads, hope you're adequately entertained by whatever else happens tonight.
<3
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>>79140648
Shit's pretty good.
>>
>>79140692
My only skills are severe depression and anxiety. I'm really good though.
>>
>>79140648
THERE ARE MOMENTS WITH THE MUSIC WHEN THE SCANNER TRAFFIC TURNS INTO FANTASTIC SAMPLES

ALL WEE NEED IS SUM BEATZ AND CAN DROP AN ALBUM
>>
>>79138538
HAHAHAHA
>>
A new thread, pls?
>230 lincoln
>>
>>79139233
L M A O
>>
>NEW BREAD!!!
>MACHINE GUN NIGGER!!!
>>79140231
>>
>>79139806
#chexit when ?
>>
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>>79137942
>>79137958
>>79137972
>>79137973
>>79137989
>>79138017
>>79138061

can someone explain this robert meme to me?
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