Chicago Police Scanner Thread #3
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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
ROBERT MUST BE STOPPED.
>>79129606
What exactly is going on?
First for Robert
5th or 6th for bones and shit
>>79129606
My grandpa left Chicago when the niggers start flooding the city, I now know that he make the right call moving to Chula Vista
Please tell me this will be nightly like nigs @ night.
Current time: 11:10 CST
The night is dark and full niggers
>>79129693
Robert is on the loose.
>>79129693
Nigs being nigs
Friend of mine invited me to Chi for the 4th weekend... should I do it lads?
CHECK
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79129693
lots of shit, bone found in park, nigger with a silver gun and white shoes.
also shots have been fired
>>79129693
niggers
>>79129693
guy drivign buick shot at crashed into tree
FIREWORKS!
>>79129693
GTFO
>>79129693
just another night in the chi
>>79129606
Why do these baboons shoot each other all the time?
When lefties complain about guns, we don't have a gun problem we have a nigger problem. They kill themselves so much.
>>79129693
>Homeless shelter on fire
>possible human bone found
>someone shot up a Buick and it crashed into a tree
>fuckton of fights shots reported
>>79129757
thanks lad
>>79129746
nope.
>>79129693
We're trying to stop Robert you dumbass. Read the fucking thread.
Newfag
I live near St. Louis
in a 95% white village
Is there anything comfier?
>swede hospital
We need to fund this /pol/ nightcrawler drone stream idea.
It's just too good.
>>79129693
Your average night in the windy city.
>>79129798
U a chiraqi anon?
>>79129606
A FUCKING WHITE MALE POLICE OFFICER
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
abdomen...
HUHHH
>>79129757
thanks mate
>if only they didn't have guns it would be so peaceful
these nigs can't be domesticated
Who else /HYPE/ for july 4th weekend?
>>79129746
take this with you
>>79129746
Hell yea, what are the chances, so many people there. Don't you like to gamble? Well gamble with your life or valuables on your person :^)
good night(or morning now) /PST/
>>79129693
its like when McNulty became a normal cop but its real life.
>>79129822
>pacific northwest
>5 acres, mostly wooded
>recreational cannabis
>>79129822
Fuck im jelly.
Purse snatching..
>>79129882
We might even hear about some white crime for once
>>79129606
Is it true that black chill outside all night? Why aren't they in bed like everyone else?
>>79129746
stay on the north side youll be fine if you like redditors
>SWEDISH HOSPITAL
>>79129822
You lucky fucking bastard.
>>79129882
Was that a cat?
>HAAAALP
Cop is gettin deep in taht puss
was that a baby in the background of the dispatch?
>>79129930
>Why aren't they in bed like everyone else?
You can stay up late when you don't have to go to work in the morning
>>79129952
hyde park
>>79129606
That pic gets me every time.
>I love being White
>>79129999
I heard a cat
>>79129930
too hot they dont have air conditioning
>>79130005
this is exactly the truth.
Who wants to get this drone streaming thing going?
>>79129832
Oh, we're playing some nightcrawlers? I'll get my blanket
>>79129832
or a hot air balloon with a high power zoom video lens high up in the middle of chicago zooming in 10000x
>>79129999
CHECKED
>>79129930
it is true, because they are niggers and they have a less chance of being found doing nigging things in the dark
>>79129999
That's what it sounded like.
Also, nice QUADS.
>>79129930
those are moon koons.
http://www.raccoonatticguide.com /daytime.html
>>79130046
The chimps will just shoot at it.
These keys should be checked. So should my doubles.
>>79130053
WHY DON'T WE PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE, ANON?
>>79129999
Kek is amoung us
>>79130104
that's fine. makes for better content and more viewers
>>79129930
Because they don't go to work in the morning, so they have all night to hoot and holler and deal/do drugs.
>>79130115
nice try, now check THESE
>>79130104
their aim is shit, considering they hold the guns sideways
Checking in from last night. Hows it lookin boys?
>>79130188
not bad. howeever...
>they're assaulting the bus drivers now
>>79129606
You should add a gang map to this thread. although they can be unreliable and complicating, i still find them fascinating when it comes to chicago.
>>79130188
Praise kek
>>79130218
They found what might be a human bone
>>79130218
possible.
human.
bone.
>>79130218
Human bones found, loli got hit, several shots fired, man waving silver gun in middle of street.
>>79130188
Not too shabby
>>79130188
witnessed
>>79129999
it sounded likea drunk girl getting arrested.
>>79130218
bones found, multiple gun shots, multipe dometic issues, car crashes
typical night
>>79129901
>its like when McNulty became a normal cop but its real life.
kek, good one libya
>>79130188
>>79130244
noice, praise
>>79130104
there was a fat nigger named alfondia who got shot in the ass last night, we'll be fine
>check the fucking keys
>>79130218
>black male
>black male
>sword
>human bone
>black male
>>79130218
Very nice..domestics, gsw's, nigs in the street wavin guns..pretty normal actually..
>>79130013
near the rich university and museums so even though its the south side it's pretty safe
keys
fucking again
I fucking love this city. I'm having a great time.
>>79130104
That's why we need one of these
Somebody should drive over to 3532 Van Buren and roll down the window: "Heard you need a transport. Get in and let's make this country great again!"
>>79130292
forgot 8 people beating someone
8 kids disturbing store costumers
someone waving sword in the middle of the street
someone screaming for ten minutes
>8 nigs a chippin
>lost contact with 71 robert
>5 males
>3 females
What did he mean by this?
Funny thing is I'm listening the stream and my neighborhood is very quiet other than the occasional firecracker. I love my bipolar city!
>>79130483
me sides
>11 32 robert is dead
>>79130557
Robert cannot die
>>79130517
Brazzers
https://www.amazon.com/DJI-CP-PT-000312-Phantom-4-Quadcopter/dp/B01CFXQZD0
Anyone here filthy rich?
>I need some kids picked up and while you're there they might give you a bullet pick-up
>male black driver wearing white T-Shirt
jeez talk about paranoid cops LMAO
go pick up 3 kids and a bullet at the hospital
now you all know why COPS is such a popular show
Bullet pickup..evidence for sure..
>>79130613
Well I'm filthy
Gangland map: 2013
https://americaninfomaps.wordpress.com/2013/10/05/color-coded-map-of-chicagos-gang-territories/
>>79130613
>3 mile range
I'm not getting that close to them
>>79130613
Not wasting dosh on this when some nigger is just gonna shoot it
>>79130659
Sure hope the bullet's okay
Did she say grandkids needed picking up?
>>79130188
MOON MAN MOON MAN, BLACK LIVES MATTER
Don't know if this will help but here is the territories of all the gangs in Chicago.
>pick up a bullet and 3 kids
>>79130722
do you got a URL I can add to the pasta?
>>79129606
They finally cloned Dolph Lundgren?
>>79130251
>http://chicagogangs.org/index.php?pr=GANG_MAP_SOUTH
>http://chicagogangs.org/index.php?pr=GANG_MAP_SOUTH
>http://chicagogangs.org/index.php?pr=GANG_MAP_SOUTH
>>79130721
They're worth less than fecal matter.
Shots fired.
Drink.
>>79130674
How come csi has there own city show but cops doesn't have a chicago or detroit dedicated one?
>>79129736
These threads are so great. I'm so glad I don't live anywhere near niggers.
>>79130722
got a bigger version?
>>79130104
That's exactly why it needs to get streaming.
>>79130639
topkek totally underrated
>>79129746
You have absolutely no reason to be in the violent parts of the city as a tourist
If you come here and get shot, it's your fault for doing something retarded. The areas people outside of think of as "Chicago" aren't what you hear about on the scanner. It's places like my neighborhood, where there's nothing except grocery stores, weave shops, and mid rises that are filled with crime. There ain't a reason to be in any of these spots unless you live there.
tl;dr crime is high, but happens only in a few far away districts of the city where most people avoid
>>79130767
>2008
I have one from 2013
https://americaninfomaps.wordpress.com/2013/10/05/color-coded-map-of-chicagos-gang-territories/
>>79130787
There's an idea for a drinking game for the 4th.
>>79130793
the joos couldnt handle that
> 3 shots fired
kek
>>79129746
Depends, do you have a fully armed battalion with air support?
If not, no.
>>79130793
The COPS TV show was denied chicago episodes
>>79130767
those will be especially old. I used to visit that site a lot actually, lol. Hasn't been updated in awhile.
>>79130787
Yeaa, cause I was really trying to die from alcohol poisoning tonight..should I live stream it?
>male black with dreads
>>79130722
thats a big picture
>>79130787
We'd all be dead within the hour.
Why do Illinois voters let their state be decided by criminal niggers and spics?
>>79130869
Not even a Finn or Russian could handle that much booze.
>>79130793
Because on some nights Chicago has more shootings than Baghdad in the mid-2000s.
>>79130739
>blacking out the name
for what reason?
>>79130955
Because Illinois Voters are Spics and NIggers.
>walking down the street with his pants around his knees
>>79129922
Kekkin and checkin a bonafide underrated post here m8s
Dispatch is just straight up listing disturbances.
Just listing them.
Holy shit.
>pants around his knees
>pants around a guys knees
kek
Just checked my city and it's pretty quiet. Large (for the midwest) city
Chicago confirmed for dumpster fire
>>79130888
tfw checking my own trips
>Fireworks being shot up at a house
kek
Dick swangin, ass hangin nig
taking bets on the race of the assailants who were not arrested
Chicago really loves fireworks.
How has this city not been declared a warzone yet?
>>79130955
>implying chicago is all of illinois
Know your dispatch:
Loud black girl
Stern white chick
Cold latino chick
Vaguely gay male (rare!)
>fireworks
couldn't wait til next week
>>79130864
What if I want to visit the high crime areas as a tourist because it's high crime? Like, going on safari in Africa, you know? It's my fault if the natives shoot me?
Holy fuck just drop that happenings
>>79130955
Lived in Illinois for quite awhile in Chicago and mostly out of it. Chicago area doesn't represent the rest of the state at all. It's night and day.
>>79131151
oh for weeks dude.
>>79130763
>https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
The website has a interactive map that shows all of the territories in Chicago at the moment
the son struck his mom is def latino
>>79131154
lol tourists have money dont they?
>>79131150
OC of loud black girl
>>79131146
>democrats
>>79131151
They fight with fireworks, literally. They'll toss them at each other.
>>79131146
Cuz that wud be raycis n sheeit
>domestic violence
no way
>go ahead
>WUB WUB WUB
fireworks
fireworks
fireworks
fireworks
'merica
this weekend is going to be fucking goooood
>hitting his mother
if only they had good father figures in their lives
>>79130955
Because the population of Chicago alone outnumbers the rest of Illinois combined.
They're held hostage.
Fuck that old bitch complaining about the car in the handicap space..
>>79130902
Some day, I will learn to read before I post.
>son is doing drugs and has struck his mother
>needs to be escorted out
Is it that much of a normal occurence that they arnt even going to arrest him?
>>79131210
thank you anon
>Chikembe Okongo
>>79131140
White male!
CIS!
Straight!
>>79131255
you niggers stream is ahead of mine by ~5 seconds.
>>79129606
Why are Chicago white males so beautiful? Irish genes?
>>79129606
i love how this thread triggers my scanner everynight.
updated pasta:
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
who is robert?
>>79131249
I'm so excited. Getting /comfy/ the night before
SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
shots fired
>>79131255
You know his mother hit him a thousand times by now. Suddenly she gets hit and calls the police.
shots fired!
Been here for 2 minutes and already shots fired
I'm just gonna keep this stream on whenever I play Gta and have the game radio off. Why haven't they made a Chicago GTA?
>>79131423
drink
>>79131374
Most of Chicago is Polish. Illinois observes Polish heroes BTW.
>traffic light not working
>>79129930
See this
>>79130036
I live on the south side too, a lot of our buildings are old as shit and it gets too hot to sleep at night. I spend most of my day downtown in the city where there's AC.
I can afford a bunch of fans and a dehumidifier, but I'm not living on food stamps.
Oh also just heard 7 pops, dunno if gun or fireworks.
>>79131374
we're hard as fuck. and we're racist by force, not choice.
>>79131482
they have it is real life.
Anyone every used google maps street view and go through some of these neighborhoods? If not you need to do it asap
>>79131463
Get comfy anon.
Is it over for Robert?
FUCK WHY IS MY STREAM SO FAR BEHIND
>>79124311
Zone 6- englewood and west lawn chicago heights.
Arguably the best scanner outside of whole chicago but you don't have to deal with a whole bunch of dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
>>79131463
Welcome to the show
LADY ROSA
BATSHIT CRAZY
CONFIRMED
>>79131394
My nigga so sleepy yet I gain power from my maga hat as I hear this shit.
LADY ROSA
IS BATSHIT CRAZY
teeeeeeeen
foooooooooooo
LADY ROSA IS BATSHIT CRAZY
LADY ROSA BATSHIT CRAZY ABSOLUTE KEK
Lady rosa is batshit crazy.
10 - fooooooo
Lady rosa is batshit crazy
>Lady Rosa is batshit crazy
KEK
Lady rosa is bat shit crazy!!
Fuck my sides
BATSHIT CRAZY!!
lady rosa is batshit crazy
BASED ROSA
Rosa confirmed for batshit crazy
Lady Rosa best waifu
THIS GET IS DEDICATED TO LADY ROSA
>>79131605
Get this man a donut.
>>79131566
Torrented the app for the stream, seems to be way ahead of the browser version
>>79131631
>>79131630
>>79131628
>>79131614
>>79131610
>>79131605
TEEEEENNNN FOOOOOOOO
>>79131552
Thought I was the only one.
lady rosa completely btfo
>>79131257
FUCK THIS
/CHEXIT/ WHEN?
18 wheeler hit a building
Robert just did a hit and run in a tractor trailer.
>>79131711
checked
>>79131568
Glad you found it lad. I'll check it out.
>>79131552
Listening to this I'm amazed that car managed to make it through those streets.
I know that cop be on 4chan before he gets the call.
Just got home and opened the thread, who's Lady Rosa? What'd I miss?
>lady rosa is batshit crazy
>>79130251
Nah, most of this shit is teenagers who have micro gangs that are just the block(s) they live on now
Shits disorganized
>>79130795
It's nice to appreciate a good virtual safari expedition from the comfort of our non stolen computers in our safe houses paid for with money from our jobs that us crackers have.
>>79131730
Good god, some of those shitholes make me happy where I live
Rosa here
I'm not a lady
Those cops are fucking SHITLORDS!
>>79129746
Yeah, it's fine. Just don't go to south side. All the murders are them shooting each other.
>Semi truck hit and run
I hope he ran over some niggers
>Hit a building
Oh
>>79131289
don't hurt yourself. it's hard to find decent maps of the gangs, but they really are fuckin interesting (to me anyways).
meanwhile /sg/ has these lame ass maps that are updated daily... wish someone figured that for chicago, a truly special place when it comes to gangs.
the map the other anon posted was pretty shit too, it's much much more fragmented than that, and it's only worth it when it shows the different sets. The site you posted to used to be solid as fuck, but yea, just out of date.
>>79131809
B A T S H I T
WILLIAM BONAPARTE III
>>79131875
CRAZY
>>79129606
test
ANOMELOUS?!
William Bonaparte the third..
>>79129822
Same m80. Edwardsville represent.
anonymous quit bitching about the neighbors, let them kill each other
>>79131773
Heard that too, thought i had imagined it since it sounds so bizarre. They said it drove away also
>>79131920
welcome to 4chan.
>>79129606
What a chiseled specimen.
No homo.
>>79131916
TEN
>Anonymous
SUSPICIOUS PERSON WEARING CAMOUFLAGE
COD fag in camo.
>>79131939
ayy
bethalto here
>>79131989
WITH A BAG
man with camo and a bag, the plot thickens.
Longest dead air yet. Looks like the chimps are starting to go to sleep
anonymous callers
anonymous
theyre anonymous
>>79131989
teeeeeeeeeeeeeen
fooooooooooooooooooooo
amberlamps on the way
Any shots fired tonight? Explosions? Tank Rounds? 187's? Sawed off Assualt Rifles ?
>Norway at it again
>Male on the bench unresponsive
Is that the are where they found that human bone?
Dead nig on bench.
Ill be in bridge-view in a few weeks, how fucked am I?
>>79131838
Southside of Chicago was never good. The sad part is they allowed things to spread further north with hispanics and blacks mostly. Berwyn and Cicero went to shit back in the 80's and 90's.
>>79132071
>any shots fired tonight
fucking kek
>>79132036
Nah, they jus be at da club n sheeit. It'll heat up soon
>>79132071
Shots fired and a Semi plowed into a building then drove off. Chicago really is a battleground
>white
>hispanic
>>79131826
It's almost like a third-world country in some neighborhoods.
>>79131989
>>79132005
>>>>OPERATOR SIGHTED!
>>79132125
Roberts going get it in
>>79132114
Was he one of the drunks that drowned a couple hours ago?
>>79132071
>Any shots fired tonight?
At least seven instances in the last 45 minutes.
>Explosions?
Mostly fireworks.
>>79132198
The hero we need
check your keys and these dubs
Just drove through Cicero any news?
Norwegian?
>suspicious individual wearing camouflage
i'm just picturing some stealthy nigger in the bushes wearing a full Ghillie suit
>>79132247
Better call saul.
>>79132071
>explosions
>making me remember the kids with FUCKING DYNAMITE last night
>>79132247
bones and batshit rosa
>>79132262
Probably looking for whitie, other nigs just dont have enough money to justify robbing them
oh ya robert get some
This has been my comfiest experience on /pol/ and maybe 4chan in general.
>>79132357
>he doesnt remember TREE KING
>laughing at car accident as hokey
>>79132125
Bridgeview is like 95% white, it's just a small suburb of rich whiteys.
>>79132357
You should of been here when the Gaza strip bombings where happening live and we could hear call to prayers on loud speakers while bombs where being dropped, best experience I had on /pol/
>>79132357
>LOUD MUSIC AND SHOOTING UP CARS
lel
>>79132357
>summer fag
>>79132357
You and me both annon
>PROSTITUTION
Slow it down? Low energy cops
>>79132434
The fall of Tunisia, 2010.
Sounds like all the drunks are coming home and beating their wives
>>79132002
ayy lmao
>>79129811
>spend last 10 years of life coming to this god forsaken site
>spend busy tuesday at work not on /pol/
>be complete newfag again
Wew lads
New thread time.
Fresh Bread
>>79132536
Fresh Bread
>>79132536
Fresh Bread
>>79132536
Fresh Bread
>>79132536
Fresh Bread
>>79132536
>>79132466
Probably just from a different board, we dont have comfy moments like this on /a/ so this is a first for me too
>>79132574
Just the first wave, the next 2 hours will be full of DVs and shots fired.
>>79132431
Bridgeview is a good place to get mugged and probably raped.
>>79132574
BAT SHIT
A
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S
H
I
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>>79132412
NEVER FORGET
Midway anon.
I didn't even think about starting this threads.
I pretty much should make this a duty for you guys because Chicago scanners are legit. Always something crazy
Fresh Bread
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>>79132733
Your airport a shit.
t. ORD
Suicidal grandmother smoking pcp and rock, why don't they help her out of her rmisery.
Suicidal grandma on pcp and rocks n shit!
Wew lad
