>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
Last night:
shootings, robberies, muggings, car chases, motorcycle races, fireworks, explosions
So far tonight:
Shots fired, crazy people screaming at no one
Just now:
Female resident puts sign in window that says "help"
get to know your dispatch
>loud black chick
>stern white chick
>snarky latino chick
bonus/rare:
>vaguely gay male dispatch
>caller heard a loud bang
>explosive device
Officer Mumbles is my favorite chicop.
>victim called was beaten by group of children
battery in progress.
also something about a grandma and a knife.
Ooooh carjacking.
>888 listeners
Now 9:10 Chicago time.
>white pickup truck on fire
why is there so much crime in this city?
>>79119154
areyoufuckingkiddingme.bmp
>>79119154
It makes me kind if jealous. I'm a copfag, If you guys listened to our radio at night you'd all fall asleep from boredom
>fireworks
>traffic stops
>people with stupid legal questions
>>79119295
Hello LEO! It is a pleasure to have you in the thread.
>>79119407
hes lying
>>79119440
Maybe you're lying.
Maybe I'm lying.
>blah blah blah open key
>female shot in the head
fuck fuck fuck hilarious.
>>79119440
"I'm a cop"
"nuh uh!"
Every time.
Holy shit are you listening?
Someone is fucking flipping out on their key.
Dispatch getting pissed.
>>79119556
lol fucking this
>>79119632
>loud black dispatch is asking citywide for people to look for an open key
>>79119632
>Everyone switch to citywide because OPEN KEY
beautiful.
Sad and yet funny, really makes me think...
>extra sharp cheddar
>stoneground wheat crackers
>legal WA state weed
Anyone else comfy?
>>79116266
>http://homicides.suntimes.com/
WTF is wrong with Chicongo?
I live in a 99% white city in America and we don't see 1/1000th of the murders that Chicongo does every year.
>>79119869
I am sure it is the economics and systemic white on black racism. The bell curve is a myth bro.
>>79119843
I wish I lived there.
FUCK dispatch is flipping out. what the fuck is even going on?
is she just pissed off about the open mic?
>>79119994
Missing officer
>963 listeners
There is a strong correlation between number of listeners on the channel and intensity of Chi-mpout.
>>79120067
oh shit missing officer and an open key.
that sounds fucking horrible.
>I need to find this officer
>is anyone looking for this officer?
>[Clicking Intensifies]
>>79120166
1 black male shot lol
Holy fuck shots fired everywhere
Is it still a driveby if the shooter is on a bike? A rideby?
>>79120319
It is only 9:30 on a tuesday night.
>banana seat
>>79120385
It's fucking nuts. When are we going to nuke this city. It's beyond saving.
>>79120555
Chicago is a region of peace.
>>79120599
Trips > Doppels
Key favors my answer
>black male with a gun
>>79120555
At least give some warning first, lots of not-so-dindu in near the suburbs
>>79120555
Going by Shadowrun, 2055.
>>79120599
I wish they'd put a couple thousand refugees on the south and west side. That would be amazing.
>>79120719
I heard that like 10 times already and I've only been listening for 10 minutes.
I fucking love my city.
Holy shit yes.
>>79120835
Welcome chibro.
>>79120798
That's a lie. Everyone knows that only white people have guns. The police are just lying so they can murder innocent black people.
did she just say there was a cop car on cop car accident?
shooting at a hospital?
LOL a guy exposeing himself..
>>79121028
St Anthonys right?
>>79121028
No walk in with GSW
1146 listeners.
the chire rises.
>>79121087
>and that is disturbing the customers
lol no shit.
>Shoplifting at Home Depot
>More fireworks
At least 3 to 6 shot
>>79121294
I Heard something about SWAT cars at a hospital..
>>79121294
>at least 3, could have 6
>>79121225
id hate to work at a Chicago Home Depot, the theft rate is high enough where i work in a nice white country town.
>>79121340
No, dispatch was requesting squad cars to hospital to get statement from walk in GSW victim
>>79121294
>>79121365
niggers killing niggers
>this won't be on the news
>>79116266
>open this thread
>immediately some dindu starts lighting off fireworks nearby
th-thanks /cps/
Chicago is hilarious
National Guard when?
>>79121524
Of course it wont
>>79120835
>loving a crime infested shitfest
you cant be serious
WATCH YO KEYS
Dispatch still complaining about that open key.
>>79121597
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THE BACKGROUND
>>79116266
God damn Robert, gonna ravage Chiraq again tonight, crazy bastard, thought untouchable criminals were only found in the movie.
Any Robert sightings yet?
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings
updated pasta including homicide/shootings link:
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79121524
>>79121575
I remember when I thought this phenomenon was explained by a news media that was at best unsympathetic and uncaring, or at worst, racist.
It's a strange sensation to look back to a period of time before your eyes were opened, and wonder how you could ever believe what you did.
>>79119154
NIGGERS
>>79119154
Becaus it is the city of the frog god of chaos, it is the city of kek. It is his home.
>>79116533
More from last night:
10yr old holding momma hostage gunpoint
Guy in red short shorts ringing doorbells for over 2hrs at 2am, multiple reports by residents
Guy in uhaul crashed through a fence, slumped over steering wheel.
Pregnant woman thrown out of moving car.
Tonight gonna be good, Robert mentioned already in few secs.
>>79121662
I heard a Robert just now
>>79121938
ROBERT MUST BE STOPPED.
My first night in one of these threads, need to get away with the constant fucking shilling.
Any established memes yet? The fuck am I getting myself into?
>>79122010
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
TFW I have been listening to these channels on my home police scanner for months now, didnt know we did a nightly chiraq thread.
>guy on a bike with a gun
>>79122050
I told Robert to go out into Chicago at night and commit as much crime as he could, and he did it! The absolute madman!
>>79121938
Who's Robert?
>>79122050
ROBERT, he's all over Chiraq, total madman.
"we got a mess up here"
>>79122184
>>79122143
I used to sit at home and listen to Baltimore scanners. Niggers out robbing people dressed like the guys that work on the side of the road, riding four wheelers up and down the road and shit.
time to get comfy lads
>>79122210
another name for Kek I think.
>his name was robert paulson
GUY WITH GUN U BOUT TO GIT FUGGD
>>79122184
Nothing's more black than a hi-point and a stolen bike
>>79122210
you missed out. now i go to sleep listening to this scanner
i hate niggers so god damned much
the north side is filled with white people but there isn't nearly as much crime
>>79122210
An absolute madman
shoplifting at home depot.
>Please be careful
>Thank you
>Anytime man ;)
>>79122210
Just keep listening, he goes on random crime sprees.
>>79122361
anyone have the recording?
>>79119154
Same reason that Detroit is a shithole and Tokoyo has 0 crime
Demographics
19th call guy with gun, my ears deceive me?
>>79122361
robert runs Chicago. total mafia boss type.
>>79119869
Gun control in action. The law-abiding citizens have all been disarmed.
>>79122420
>Tokoyo has 0 crime
except for the koreans
>>79121938
You forgot the dynamite.
>>79122420
so like blacks then?
Robert 2016, for a truly progressive and diverse America.
#ImWithCulturalEnrichment
>>79122440
It's Chicago so no
>>79122460
But it's all right, Chicago is a vibrant multi-cultural society free of hate :)
>>79122540
what if robert is a FUCKING WHITE MALE
hwhaaat
fire underneath the train! We use to do that shit in NYC, also another favorite neighborhood weirdos would throw mannequins in front of trains pulling up to stops.
What the fuck was that WHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Assault in progress by a male and female black
>>79122616
I don't know if anyone has seen him.
Assault at CVS by black woman
>>79122666
Never fails.
>>79122650
Story time?
Do the cops know that we're listening in?
>>79122650
lol every time it happens here in chicago, union pacific fucking shuts all the rails down, and we dont do a lot of bridges around here, so traffic gets fucked.
How long is the delay between them actally talking and us hearing them?
>>79122748
Yes
PHARMACY
MALE BLACK&FEMALE BLACK
THEYBOUTODOIT
>HWhaaat
Got a domestic going on, dis gon b gud
>>79121874
but its good to see, is it not, brother?
>>79122748
I'm sure but there is really nothing they can do about it..
>>79122748
Yes.
They don't know about this thread necessarily, but they know a lot of people listen.
A lot of people also listen in Chicago using local radio receivers.
LOL pointing a green fucking laser at people driving by
Maybe one day we will get live video feeds, That would be awasome
>>79122875
nightly entertainment..
Dispatch:
Loud black chick (power: hhhhwhat)
Stern white chick (power: giggles, sighs)
Snarky latino chick (power: generally bitchy)
Vaguely gay male dispatch (power: ultrarare)
CHECK YO KEYS
>>79122732
Too many, but this is how NYC was in the 80s, was brutal now that I think of it.
>>79122771
Yea, they'd shut down the line for hours, was a nightmare when it happened. People stuck on the train, then walked off, you're talking hours to resolve just in case it was a jumper or someone pushed. I know one woman who got an anxiety attack and gets panic attacks now cause they killed power to the rails and the lights went out and she was trapped in a subway car for hours till cops came.
>>79123102
Check your keys already people.
what is a key?
ROBERT 1713
ROBERT
this guy is half asleep
>>79123178
radio mic is stuck open
ROBERT
how can anyone understand black people over the radio?
>>79123180
1695 ROBERT MALE HISPANIC JEAN SHORTS WHITE CAR. ROBERT IS A HISPANIC?! ROBERTO!?
We in Dindu territory now boys
Spic stealing a woman's purse kek
rooooooooooobert
>Officer Kek?
>>79123298
just like understanding any other language or heavy dialect.
like, han solo can understand chewie, right? I sure as fuck can't
AHAHHAHA pitbull rottweiler women running for them yelling for help
>>79123321
Could it be our hero Roberto?
>>79116266
32.9% nigger
31.7% human
28.9% spic
10 gang members with a pitbull and rottweiler chasing a woman.
>10 gangstas chasing 1 woman screaming for help
Typical cityfolk
Gang chasing woman. lmao
>>79122681
The rumors say he's a close blood relative of the infamous at-large multiple mass shooter and current high score record holder Sam Hyde.
>10 nogs with dogs chasing a woman down an alley
>>79123396
>pitbull rottweiler women running for them yelling for help
>>79123310
your ears must be shit.
>>79123388
>>79123396
>>79123406
>>79123425
That white woman is racist for not allowing the niggers to culture enrich her.
>tfw from chicago
Southside of Chicago is where all the niggers reside, and where 99% of the crime is.
Man, I love these threads. Feels like a spinoff show from the certified classic, Nigs at Nite.
>>79123425
>nogs with dogs
>>79123480
soon they will be wanting to "enrich" white men too..
Robert? is that YOU?
>robert
???
>>79123520
according to this you are slightly wrong:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
>>79123625
That's what they do in prison.
REMOVE HOMELESS PEOPLE NOW
>screaming from a building next door for 10 minutes
>>79123520
>>79123520
I don't know where this "safe north side" may-may came from. I live in chicago and my car was stolen in lincoln park when parked outside a jamba juice
after that I moved to englewood and life is a lot easier now. I don't even need the car anymore because the green line takes me to work downtown (i'm white BTW)
>someone screaming in the building next door for 10 minutes
lmao
>someone screaming next door for 10 minutes
/r9k/ plz stop
>>79123804
This board makes the weirdest fucking pasta.
>>79123674
Yeah, Southside is the worst portion.
West is pretty bad too. But they're all heavily nigger.
Compare this map to the other map. Niggers really are just the worst.
GANG DISPERSAL
lol nigger dispersal unit deployed
>>79123870
with key, my bad
>>79123922
armed with job applications no doubt
>>79123804
Because 10 years ago the north side was safe enough place.
I left before shit started getting bad
>>79123870
your map has no key bro.
am I supposed to guess?
is green black? apples are orange?
did robert steal the open key?
Smashed car window. Dindu nuffin
>>79122875
>>79122748
Lived in Chicago all my life. Worked night deliveries for a few factories, expedited stuff. Part of this machine breaks on the night shift, need a new one, theres one available in a warehouse across town etc. A lot of schlepping between Indiana and Bedford Park. Kept a scanner on just so I could avoid jams and keep away from real shit. Everyone who works nights outside has one. Literally everyone.
>>79123804
I always get like that at Feel o'clock too.
>>79123942
lol I just finished belittling you.
my bad.
Who /chicago/ here?
This is my first time in one of these threads. When did they start?
hairy zebra
>>79123942
is that a shareable url? I will stick it in my OPasta
>wants to jump off a train and die
Fuck being a cop must be shit
>calling up saying you want to jump off a moving train
lelwut
>>79124077
/me/ River North fag reporting in
oh shit male jumping on moving train
voice message
habbening brank bros
>>79124100
http://demographics.coopercenter.org/DotMap/
or
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chicago bro. You guys should listen to zone 6- Districts 7 and 8. It's englewood and west lawn.
What happened a few weeks ago
"district 8 and 7 was going crazy last night. At like 1040 there were 2 police chases at once and they both shot at cops. Another with a bunch of teens with a shotgun and another where a kid is off his adhd meds who shot excitement on his mom's mattress.
That first police chase was at 54 and keeler went to 58th and Koster and I guess he ran to archer park. A manlet mexican with glasses shooting"
Fun stuff. Fuck listening to music at night
>>79124133
shouldn't I be bombing you?
>>79124127
Fuck you rich boy. Give me some money.
>>79116266
SAID HE WANTED TO JUMP OFF TRAIN
GOT VOICEMAIL TWICE
>>79124172
thanks friendly anon.
All this shit in one night?
>>79122050
>IS THAT A FAT-ACCEPTANCE DILDO?
Fuck it just never ends
nogs forever noggin
>>79123564
I kek'd
>>79116266
its always happening in chicago
>>79124211
summer in Chicago. it really calms down in winter though, nobody goes outside much.
>over 1500 listeners..
Is this all of us /pol/?
>>79124182
Find the link
>>79124077
>When did they start?
About a couple of years ago
No regular threads though
The night is still young, anon.
>>79124210
no problemo
Did Robert just ace a motherfucker?
Group of boys with stolen bikes
Shela&Latoya gonna git it
MISSING PERSON
>NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
>>79124322
I started posting the past couple of nights but there have been scanner and chiraq threads on /pol/ for years.
>>79123396
Truly a progressive utopia.
>>79123804
It's more, safe northwest side that isn't any fucking place that ends in -park. Lincoln park is a crime infested shithole becaue of its proximity to lincolnwood and skokie which are utter ghettos.
>>79124375
And people say it's just a meme.
And more fireworks calls.
Stolen bike. Wew
Bomb went off, its habbenings!
What just happened. All I heard was some spic with tats was chilling in a backyard and a woman said it sounded like a bomb went off.
>>79124182
link?
updated pasta for pasta aficionados:
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert?
>>79124474
>sounded like a bomb
>>79123942
Didn't realize Mt. Greenwood had that many... impurities
POSSIBLE DROWNING?
Niggers drowning at the beach? did i hear that correctly?
Fucking got drunk and drown
Please tell me this is gonna be around tomorrow I'm at my college orientation and all I have is my phone. Looks really fun.
>>79124553
Two of em, someone drowned and a drunk dude swam for him then drowned
>>79124592
I heard white male
>>79124553
>intoxicated, never left the water, another male in close proximity swimming around screamind.
Dude is dead.
Just went you thought it couldn't get worse, random drownings!
>>79124592
>>79124553
>>79124625
I'm a good swimmer but you should never drink and swim in an open body of water or a river.
also shots fired
>>79124592
Drunk went into the water and didn't come out. Didn't catch if they mentioned race.
male white
Oh shit trespassing and shots fired
This ambient music really sets in the coming apocalypse mood.
>>79124350
the hispanic areas look denser but have less crime
>>79124641
Use 5-0 Radio app for iPhone or "Police Scanner" for android
Shots fired
>>79124718
Ever see one of them?
They're more pink than white.
>>79123564
>>79124767
this is the answer. it might be in the pro version but you should be able to configure alerts.
very helpful for happening-tracking.
>>79124767
Broadcastify is a good one for Android.
Injured officer
>93 yr old
>>79124736
Beaners in Chicago are generally pretty hardworking.
That's the glorious thing about Chicago: it's heavily, heavily segregated. Rahm, despite being a fucking blowhard, actually does a good job keeping the rich neighborhoods nice, hence why the average Chicagoan hates him.
guize I ran out of chips and I am slightly less comfy.
Old man lost and confused ;_;
I actually live in Chicago.
all of this shit is commonplace, 63 people were injured just three weekends ago
>>79124935
>appears lost and confused
>>79124964
I lived in McKinley park in 2008 for a bit before moving up to white hipster land. Now I live in the woods in the Pacific Northwest but revisit the Chicago I love on the scanner.
wtf is 1713 robert
>>79124988
Rip
>>79124935
>>79125010
>he doesn't know where he is
>>79124852
I downloaded it for listening in on car chases but now use it for this and happening stuff. They've got all emergency services including amateur bands storm chasers in my area use.
3 future rhodes scholars involved in an attack
>>79124988
move the fuck out brosis.
>>79124964
yea if nigger or spic crime spills into the white neighborhoods cpd shuts it down fast
they stay to their containment zones
The fuck was that voice? D:
