Chicago Police Scanner Thread #2
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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert?
Time for another comfy night of reckless monkey business
Will they catch Robert itt?
Why can't niggers behave?
>>79126476
ASSAULT FIREWORKS EDITION
Loud explosion!
Explosion!
Explosion, unsure if fireworks
>5'6" male hispanlet
is the intense stuff on a secure line?
>>79126612
I believe we all have to detect and arrest our own inner roberts.
>>79126476
>male hispanic dark skin 140 lbs
fled northbound on kaminsky from 4130
3130 burglary in progress fled northbound
wanted for burglary
A fucking explosion
HEY CHICAGO WADDAYA SAY?
Get comfy lads. It's about to get crazy.
>>79126612
EXPLOSIONS! HAPPENINGS!
Spic just robbed someone
>>79126476
I feel bad for Americans listening to this. 99% of dispatch calls resolve around a hispanic or black.
>HE DINDU NUTHIN
kaboom baby
>>79126476
hispanic man running in striped shirt burglary in process
>>79126653
>hispanlet
Spics on a roll tonight.
check your keys people
OPEN KEY FFS
CHECK YO KEYS!
Would you people check your damn keys already?
OPEN KEY YOU NOGS
CHECK YOUR KEYS UNITS
Someone needs to make a score card for all the crimes and which races commit them
>explosions
>shots fired
>AUUUGGHHHH
>burning homeless shelters
hide you keys
Check your fucking keys
LOUD NOISES
>>79126843
that is in the OP.
jesus really?
CHECK YO KEYS, NIGGA
21 ROBERT U THER NIGGA?
>>79126843
THIS
Can I turn this into a drinking game somehow?
Found out about robert
>ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79126900
10-4
SWINGING A SWORD HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA
A SWORD!
A FUCKING SWORD
WE WUZ SAMURAI AN SHIET
MAN WITH A KNIFE
SUSPECT SWINGING A FUCKING SWORD
>>79126900
it would be very painful
4330 lawndale, man with a knife no confirmed race, but we all know who it is
10-21 ROBERT ARE YOU CLEAR?
Fuck she sounded so perky and cute
Male swinging a fucking sword at someone.
A FUCKING SWORD
>>79126900
If you want to die of alcohol poisoning, sure
>swinging a sword
WHAT THE FUCK
*unsheathes katana*
*starts swinging it in the air*
pssh...nothin personnel...nigga
sword swinging not sure at someone or in air BAHAHHAHAAAaaaaaa
>>79126869
A bingo card would be better
>>79126476
Just crime after crime. Niggers can't into society
Fucking ninja alert
>>79126954
tfw no qt police dispatch gf
>>79126921
Thanks Robert.
dumb ass swinging a sword
jesus the key shit omg
THE KEYs, CHECK THEM YOU MONGS
>>79127060
"how to get shot, a guide"
I CANT COPY BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS OPEN KEYS
This chick about to go ballistic
>>79126612
Robert isnt the criminal, it's one of the cops dumbass
>>79127101
all night with the keys. not sure who the fuck they have working tonight.
>>79127129
Step 1. Be black
Step 2. Have sword.
>uuhhm
hhhhnnnnnnggggg
>>79126567 made me laugh out loud on the BART. Thanks dickhead.
hahahahhahhahahahah fuck someone is fucking with her.
I love watching Nigs at Nite
>>79127036
They're all thicc
But thats my preference anyway
LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE FIGHTING
>>79127161
Nigga you dumb. It's a new meme.
LARGE GROUP FIGHTING
BEATING WHITE MALE
LMAO
Gang beat down
FUCKING KIDS LOITERING
>when dispatch doesn't know what crime scene you're guarding
8 to 10 urban youths fighting
>Large group of people fighting, beating on one male
we know its niggers
THAT SOFT VOICE
"How can I help you"
MY GOD MY HEART IS MELTING
>8-10 male black teens harrassing customers
Why am I not surprised
LARGE GROUP BEATING ONE PERSON UP!!
WWUUURRRLLLL SSTTTAAAAAAAA
FUCKING WHITE MALE (with bat)
sshhhhhh robert is speaking
8 to 10 black meals annoying costumers
bunch of kids loitering or something
white male with whtie bag looking "for some more"
there should be a glossary for all the codes and stuff
WHITE MAN WITH A BAT, RACE WAR STARTS TONIGHT BABY!
maria is suicidal
>>79127161
Robert = Arrest made you dingus
White male worth a bat
suicidal male
>>79127453
shut the fuck up dude what the fuck.
>>79127440
They call him "Race War Robert"
>>79127453
i thought that was roger
red shorts! oh my! hispanic door bell ringer from last night!!!?
>male black 1964
>still dinduing
fugging hell
>>79127438 I literally just posted it lad
>>79126921
2002 silver toyota camry
car stolen keys were left in vehicle
we know
>open strem
>suspect is male black
time to make another cuppa tea
>>79127516
robert strikes again
04 toyota Camry
keys in the vehicle
>>79127440
If only our beloved mistress were here to witness it.
>>79127536
oh shit sorry
Gun Shot wound to the abdomen in Critical Condition
>shot in abdomen
that nigga gon die
OH my sweet lord just saw this thread of my hometown. Good lord why did I not think of listening to the pa calls. Also my face when I know exactly were everything is.
Critical condition!
Critical condition
Gutshot man in critical condition.
>>79127563
>tfw its almost midnight EST
>just turned on In the Ghetto at a soft volume while listening to the scanner
>want to sit here shit posting and listening all night
>have work in the morning
its a bad feel
>>79127516
>it's this one mexican boxer high on some shit
>stomach gun shot
wew lad
Dumb bitch doesn't know what an abdomen is.
Wait what happened with the person shot in the stomach?? what was the story??
>critical condition
gunshot wound to stomach
definitely nigger violence
male yelling in streets obscenities
>abdomen
>sorry, wuuuuh?
>stomach you fucking ignorant bitch
>>79127654
you good my nigga
gun shot critical condition at Snt Anthony hospital
F
Male in the street yelling obscenity
REMINDER:
It is tuesday night.
Fourth of july weekend approaches.
Robert.
>>79127654
Our forgiveness can only be earned.
>>79127681
just wait if your weekend starts on friday especially in the 4th weekend this shit will blow out.
We need some Chimpcongo fags to go to the crime scenes and stream video for us
damage to property, people knocking on doors asking for entrance.
Is 72 Robert De Niro?
>>79127743
Can't wait to see what happens on 4th of July weekend.
homeless shelter still on fire.
GANG ATTACK
Is this the same homeless shelter on fire or are there two of them now?
>gang attack at 7-11
>>79127821
I don't want to die m8
does anyone else notice how defeated and sad they sound?
>door knocker
what's his plan?
>homeless shelter on fire
SCATTER
>vice at a 7/11
we /drugcrimes and hookers/ now
>>79127812
I'm being a normie this weekend.
Visiting my parents in New England with the gf and some of the lads
Was anyone listening over Memorial Day weekend when 60+ people got shot in two days?
>>79127866
that is a rough turn of affairs for the homeless.
>>79127821
So basically a /pol/ exclusive version of the film Nightcrawler?
free brass
>>79127675
.gif turns into gary buseys son at the end
>>79127906
maybe they will keep streaming after stealing your phone.
unit got shot at ?
someone skating
terminator on radio
>>79127866
TFW libya knows how to survive in my hometown.
Abolition of slavery was a mistake
God bless these people having to deal with this crap on a nightly basis
Nig beatin' on his woman
>male black
>she just got beat up, boyfriend left the scene
I PRAY that is a Coal burner
>male black
>>79128103
>Makes me a little more racist every time.
>>79128037
get ur sandnigger shit name outta here please
>male black
color me surprised
>>79127995
I literally just finished watching that movie 45 minutes ago.
Pretty good flick. I'll also never look at the news the same
SHOTS FIRED
>shots fired
>>79127821
POL nightly news on the scene
>>79127995
You have to make the money to buy the ticket
dude waiting for the cops, got shot at.
>Listening to this stream for the first time
Jesus, lets nuke some of these areas.
>>79127840
niggers are like vampires, if you let them in you might die
>>79127974
they're dinduing
some poorsoul got his car fugg'd by them.
SHOOOTINGS
>>79127906
dont worry it'll be like nightcrawler
>>79127917
>you will never cuddle a thicc CPD dispatch lady and assure her it's all gonna be alright
>>79128179
>tfw been out of work 5 months
>would actually consider moving to chicongo to make money selling tapes of niggercrimes
>>79128076
Sounds like real living to me, exhilarating - a glimpse into the true heart of the nigger race on a nightly basis.
Hearing the call and going out with your trusty 9 to put those unruly coons down. Glorious.
>person with a gun
>male black
PERSON WITH A GUN
MALE BLACK
5'7"
ANGRY NIGGER MANLET ON THE LOOSE!
>male black
>waving silver gun
kek
Wavin a silver gun
Waving a gun around, woo.
>waving silver gun in middle of street
HAPPENING
standing in the middle of the street with a gun
1947 south st louis pl
male black waving gun in the air
Blacks waving gun
>male black waving a silver gun
black male waving a gun on the street
BLACK MAN WAVING SILVER GUN OFFICERS USE ALLEY
DEY SHAWT TYRONE TIME FO SUM STREET JUSTICE DAWG
>male black waving a silver gun
man this nigger got a good robbing career going if he can afford silver guns
>>79128135
get your leaf up your ass
We need more listeners its about to hit 1888!
>black male waving gun
I live in the world's coolest city and I don't regret a fucking second of it.
>>79128328
>NIGGER MANLET
THAT WOULD BE A NIGLET
WE /FULLCIRCLE/ NOW
check your key
Almost 11pm boys. The drunks are going home get ready.
Also tell this guy to let go of the fucking transmit button.
CHECK YO KEYS
Train happening
>>79128340
oh I see you are new to chicago.
>>79128379
WE HOLDIN COURT ON DA STREETS!
OH SHIT THEY'RE JAMMING THEM
THE DINDUS ARE EVOLVING
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING OPEN KEY
CHECK YOUR KEYS GOD DAMMIT
She's upset!! Open key on the zone!!!
CHECK YOUR KEYS
FOR FUCKS SAKE
CHECK
YO
KEYS
Inb4 open key is runner cop's radio.
Almost 11 PM
Almost 1900 listeners on stream
>good morning
It's 11pm at night
how many of you guys actually live in Chicago?
>neighbors shooting off fireworks
every night
>silver gun
we van nigsen now
>locked in the basement with her 4 yr old
every night
Oh shit woman+kid locked in basement
what a time to be alive
>>79128305
>live less than an hour from Chiraq
>Thank God the shit that happens stays there and in Gary
3 males beat up a male in front a bar
>>79128460
I am a happening enthusiast and connoisseur I can't contain myself.
>>79128547
cops are logging into their shifts.
>>79128547
1967 listeners. all 4channers?
>>79128597
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!
>>79128551
Lots.
TFW there's a Concealed Carry Advert on the stream.
8 people fighting on the street someone on the ground
this has been going on for like 30 minutes now probably dead.
>Locked in basement with 4 yr old
Must also be on 4chan
>anonymous heard about shots fired
which one of it was you
>>79128654
This
CHIRAQ IS FUCKIN TURNT!
>>79128657
probs
>livestream of a guy following around crimes via dispatch
If it wasn't for the gas costs i bet this would be a very popular and profitable stream. Set up donations and the like
CHICAGO NIGHTCRAWLER!
>>79128640
been there, done that
was not fun, broke my nose
>shots fired
you fuckers sure there isnt a Gang war going on right now?
Am I the only one that thinks the Chicago and Detroit PD should have 1/3 of their force replaced with private contracted military outfits during the summer so that those 1/3 of officers can go to the middle east and teach our soldiers better ways to waste durka durkas?
>>79128657
no, we are merely a part of a larger phenomena.
ANON HEARD SHOTS FIRED
KEKago
>>79128761
Trump supports this.
>>79128740
Is there ever not a gang war going on in Chiraq?
>>79127821
Implying I have a death wish
>go through heavily black inner city
>black people literally just standing around, sitting on steps, and walking aimlessly; not going about any kind of business whatsoever, recreational or otherwise
>black neighbor
>dude is always just sitting, standing, or laying around outside
I'm convinced that black people being bored out of their minds has a strong correlation with their going out and committing crimes.
How hard is it to go play some videogames or hit the courts? Even if you're piss poor, gaming can be such a cheap hobby these days that even starving African children can play.
>>79128765
reddit?
>>79126476
This is a great thread, it's crazy how many fun related crimes are in progress
>>79128547
>he doesn't have a night time life style
afew months ago i used to literally wake up at 11pm, go to fast food place and get some burgers&kebabs, soda and other junk food, sit infront of my pc until 1pm then go to bed.
What time does the hood shit really start?
>>79126476
what's the link to the stream?
>ROBERT GEORGE OCEAN SAM
WE GOT HIS FULL NAME BOYS
>>79128740
That's literally Chicago on a daily basis
It has the toughest gun laws in the nation to boot :^)
>>79128551
Chicongo, Reporting.
>>79128822
Sounds like you're going to die of a heart attack tbqh
>>79128838
blowout soon, stalker
>>79128761
supportive KEk
>>79128838
its 12am eastcoast, so right around now. higher chance on weekends
HUMAN BONE
HUMAN FUCKING BONE???
>>79128838
S O O N
>>79128811
You'd have to rob that gaming system then the bigger guys would rob you for that gaming system. Like who's gonna pay the power bills as well?
anyone catch the wifes #?
>bone that may be human
oh kek its a gore thread now
Possible human bone found.
holy shit human bone found. possible
>>79128847
The first three greentext lines are the audio stream.
>Shots fired
Again? Jesus.
>A fucking Bone found not a chicken bone
>bone found, may be human
>human bone
fuckin chicago lol
>BONE FOUND NOT SURE IF HUMAN
WE WUZ CANNIBALS AND SHEEEEIIIIIITTT
>>79128838
friday is the first of the month so they all get their govt money plus its 4th of July weekend so its gonna be cracking
>Human bone found
>bone found
guy laying on a bench
> possible human bone found
> stack that along with the noise complaints
Wow Chicago
>a bone
>>79128918
>>79128920
>mfw I heard hambone
> human bone found
who calling it
>>79128813
lol no.
there are a lot of people who listen to scanners, and a lot of people listen to chiraq.
it has had about 2000 listeners a night for the past 2 - 3 months.
>Human bone found
Is Chicago even real?
11pm, niggas finding bones n sheeeit
>>79128993
the dead can wait
>>79128974
Oh man, they gonna be gettin high and 4th july, chicago is done.
>>79128999
PRIASE
Could we like, all put in for a drone to fly over Chicago and go visit these scenes?
its so quiet.....too quiet
person shot with something open
>>79129051
I always thought if I knew what was life but didn't know if now was the time?
>>79129134
>quiet
>possible human bone found
what?
>>79129112
this..this is actually not a terrible idea
man, you'd make millions on just donations. Fuck one drone, have like 20 in strategic locations.
>>79129112
And get it stolen?
>>79129112
pretty sure u would get picked up by the NSA for having adron following cops.
>>79129050
Truth.
>>79129051
It's as real as kek is.
Which means it's realer than anywhere else.
>>79129112
Somebody would shoot it down.
LITTLE GIRL GOT HIT
loli down!
>>79129229
the views you would get on youtube would pay for 10 more
Starting to understand why cops are super fucking nervy and stressed out in that city.
The odd """"innocent""""" nigger death via cop is the price you have to pay for safety.
girl got hit
injured
>but nobody shot right?
>excellent
>>79129202
Don't tempt me fucker that investment is insane.
>>79129179
>transnigger
nobody shot right?
>nobody's shot right?
>nah
>excellent
>>79129134
lol
>>79129112
a fucking predator drone?
>black man wearing red
Hey I'm by 35th and kings drive, just heard gunshots about 10 mins ago. Anythin on the scanner?
>>79129229
niggers cant hit what they aim at
Male black on a porch shooting a gun off.
same niga with the silver gun judjing by the dark red attire.
guy on porch with gun
probably drunk lmao
>>79129294
haha kek
>>79127995
>>79128171
>>79128294
>>79128739
>>79129286
We need to build our own TIV for this
>pic related
chicago is fucking crazy lel
>>79129340
>confirmed for stormtroopers
>>79129112
I will empty all the change from prepaid debit cards into a go fundme for this purpose.
Black male with dreads firing off shots on porch. God this makes me crave some Chicago deep dish
>"Nobodys shot right?"
>"No"
>"Excellent."
>>79129332
someone waving gun earlier
>Anonymous male shooting off porch with a gun
Jesus Christ it's like something is happening every 2 minutes.
WE NEED NEW THREAD
>>79129332
bones and shit
South Illinois here
Why should I give a shit
could you imagine if you had a non emergency how long it would take for these guys to show up
new thread
new thread
new thread
I can go for a real nice 'go 'za right about now.
Check your keys!
>>79129439
Because when chicago falls, all that cultural enrichment is coming your way.
>>79129444
The answer is never
>checked
>>79129484
/ck/ please
shots fired
More fucking gunshots
STOP HONKING
shots fired at 46th around the block
robbery
shots fired
>>79129444
Praise!
>>79129415
It's good to live in the boonies.
Even the cops are bitching about open keys now.
>>79129484
Fuck off
Shots Fired
>>79129484
I prefer a nice 'go 'og with neon green alien sperm relish
More shots fired
Buick shot up.
90th
of course
CAR SHOT THEN WENT INTO TREE
> shot up a buick
9-10 SHOTS FIRED
ALSO CAR SHOT, VEHICLE CRASHED INTO TREE
car shot at, crashed into tree
anonymous quit complaining about gunshots!
also "car got shot up and ran into tree"
Someone shot up a Buick and it crashed into a tree.
TREE IN CRITICAL CONDITION
shots fired 14th 19th
8 or 10 shots
someone else shot and injured
someone shot at car
car crashed into a tree
>>79129506
St. Louis is close, can't they just go there?
I like my village
someone make a new thread im no good at such things
Into a fuckin tree..jesus christ
and this is the state our president was from shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
literally 2 seconds into his shift and shots fired
1 shot at north of David square park
new thread
>>79129721
new thread
>>79129721
new thread
>>79129721
new thread
>>79129721
new thread
>>79129721
new thread
>>79129417
Eh? Well there was definitely about 4+ gunshots just a short bit ago. Honestly, I hear gunshots every once in a while, but not a peep on the scanner. I'm not really sure what the general procedure is
>>79128799
Bless kek
I knew I wasn't alone
>>79128892
Think about it, they've seen more improvised shit than we could ever dream of and the different crazy tactics they encounter on a regular basis would lead to some bretty good new styles of fighting gorillas
1419 West 90th Street, this is where one of the shootings happened
https://www.google.com/maps/place/1419+W+90th+St,+Chicago,+IL+60620/@41.7302274,-87.6592548,3a,54.8y,92.87h,72.02t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sfQK-jxYnLlfK262hHzLNGg!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo0.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DfQK-jxYnLlfK262hHzLNGg%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D53.564659%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e257890d92f1b:0xc52899ff70a51720!8m2!3d41.7301889!4d-87.6589648!6m1!1e1
>>79129590
It's their natural danger avoidance response, being closely related to the common North American Black Bear.
>>79129112
1) You need a license
2) You can't fly them more than 100ft in the air
>>79130065
What if it never it turns off it's lights and lands on a secret charging pad?
Someone asked me to work for them on the 4th of July and I thought, "nope, I'm staying home with 4chan listening to the Chicago police scanner."
>>79130183
Still need a license
I was about to start a virtual tour company for house realty with multi million dollar homes so people didn't have to go to actual walkthroughs
I got almsot everything set up and was about to buy my drone when the government went and blasted those restrictions on us.
passed the congress and senate in less than a month flat and screwed me out of potentially several million
>rape kits
Sadly most of the shootings occur during daylight and dusk hours, some are smart enough to know that they need to see who they're shooting.
holy shit
cops in houston are surrounding a bunch of people that broke into an elementary school
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14514/web
migrate
>>79129606
>>79129606
>>79127970
yes, my childhood neighborhood is unreal. glad I got out alive
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