>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79014304
First
>>79014304
First for
>IDA...NORA...
TRUMP WILL WIN
Facebook of the girl who got shot
https://www.jewbook. com/dorian.mcintyre.792
259 Robert
>gif related
>>79014349
Post
Live quote from Chicago Mayor Tyrone McNuggets:
MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
>inb4 more armpits get shot up
Really makes you think.
>shots fired in the park
>didn't see a shooter
That means he's black. They blend in with the night.
>>79014373
KEK
xth for nigrigged weapons
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
its 2 perfect m8
You people spend nights posting on an internet message board while listening to a police scanner. What sad pathetic lives you people must lead.
>>79014294
>guests refusing to leave
>>79014373
thats an oddly white name for a nigger
>>79014373
ahahaha fuck me, you're doing good work
>can sit at home naked and comfy
>listen to a city eat itself alive
>can look the victims up on twatter to check them out
WHAT A FUCKING WORLD!!
>>79014403
fuckin mumbling savages
Previously on;
>Rookie Cop waiting on Body Removal, he forgot to get CSI to check body first
>Possible Homicide soon
>Burglary in progress, they have a getaway vehicle, possible car chase
>Missing 8 year old girl (it's fucking 12 at night)
>Shooting at medical facility
>Gangbangers in a park with Police Scanner
>Guy and Coalburner got got in the armpit
>more dead and more body removal requested
>intoxicated white person throwing things
>>79014463
[spoiler]Melons[/spoiler]
Neet in apartment throwing things?! Maybe?
>>79014408
I love jojo pepes.
>>79014476
It really is a magical time to be alive
>>79014483
>Mexican in red shorts won't stop ringing people's doorbells
this is important
I love you guys. I hope the black community can fix themselves some day.
>Frank garcia.... I mean Gonzaled
They all sound the same.
>>79014428
You best smash dat mf like button, senpai.
>ROBBERY IN PROGRESS
>>79014450
what do you do, watch tele?
>>79014428
>I KNO HE STILL A GANGSTER, BUT YOU CANT CHANGE HIM, HE'S GOTTA CHANGE HIMSELF
>*gets shot*
>Some blacks to an iPhone from someones pocket
>nig nogs steal guys iphone
>>79014483
>Missing 8 year old girl
Oh fuck
>>79014450
this wont last forever. enjoy the good things in life anon.
That hispanic fag in red short shorts still ringing doorbells?
>>79014580
>>79014476
>You can listen to nogs getting shot
>While reading japanese comic books
>and drinking tea
>In the comfort of your home
What a time we live in
the only place ive ever heard of a cop taking a bribe in the US is in Chicago, and im from LA.
lmao passed out behind the wheel
>>79014476
Doesn't it make you wanna praise kek?
>>79014450
weak b8
AHAHHAAH UHAUL I CANT
drunk guy passed out and hit a fence
>>79014450
>You people
I never understood self-righteous people around here who are also spending their time browsing 4chan
>>79014580
Uhaul crashed into McDonalds?
>Someone in UHAUL trunk passed out behind wheel and crashed
kek
>MAN CRASHED THROUGH A FENCE IN A UHAUL PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL
>>79014648
The future is pretty rad.
>male in a U-haul truck crashed passed out behind the wheel
Poor guy. He was probably trying to move away from that nigger hole.
>>79014689
>>79014730
>>79014731
Too drunk to finish the move
>traffic stop
>inb4 vietnam vet gets out with his 22.
I remind you all this is monday night.
>>79014682
Kek be praised, anon.
November is going to be M A G I C A L.
>>79014757
Away??? what makes you think that :^)
>>79014450
Go watch some TV show about white women fucking niggers if you want...This is more entertaining
>>79014761
>tfw Chiraq doesn't let you leave
OH SHIT BRINGING OUT THE TAZERS
>MULTIPLE UNITS ORDERED TO RETRIEVE TAZERS
>>79014805
Mega city, Although the real fireworks will be on July 4th, pun and not pun.
>>79014846
>dispatch laughing about the 711 accident
>>79014790
I saw that the other night, truly horrifying. I still hear the screams in my head.
>>79014811
He's agreeing with this post anon
>dispatcher laughs at mat hitting fence behind 7-11 with UHaul
wew
>>79014886
Yep, been saying for three threads this is all building to the 4th.
>>79014805
wew lad
>>79014834
Or multi-task.
>eating pretzels
>crafting in runescape
>listening to comfy stream
>while shitposting on 4chan
What a life I live.
OH SHIT NIGGER, GET THE TAZAAAS
D r i v e b y
>>79014913
We're going to need a betting thread on the 4th. 200-300-700? How many shootings!
>>79014873
>RED SHORTS GUY IS GOING THE FUCK DOWN
>HISPANIC DRIVE BY
>4 hispanics
>shots fired
B U I L D W A L L
>4 hispanic males pulled up in a car
>driveby
AND HERE WE GO
>>79014805
The thread on Friday or Saturday(can't remember) was glorious. Weeknights are exiting too but I'm really looking foward the 4th
NOOO
>>79014891
Hispanics shooting blacks, good times.
>>79014902
I believe. Our memes are no longer dreams.
The world is ours to remake, as long as our GETS are WITNESSED, and our memes are DANK.
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND HAS GIRLFRIEND AND BABBY CORNERED IN A BASEMENT AT GUNPOINT
GUN TO THE BACK OF WOMAN HEAD
NOG TAKES HOSTAGES
WE /Rainbow6 siege/ now
>>79014811
>listening to chiraq scanners when Trump wins
ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING BLOODBATH
JUST LEAVE THE LITTLE GIRL GO, FAGGOT.
Reminder that this is real life.
>>79015055
KEKS WILL PBUH
>>79015055
Them digits and my god I didn't even think of that. It's going to get /comfy/ at that time
MFW change to my city, fight outside bar, BOOOORING
New Chicago PD episode sounds promising so far
>>79015111
shh. no tears now, only chiraq scanner
>>79015075
¡SÍ!
>>79015075
Taco did you hear the mexicans doing a driveby, it's time for a wall
>>79015055
Kek reconfirms
>drunk boyfriend holding girlfriend and their baby hostage
what the fuck is wrong with people in the world
>>79015055
So much this.
>>79014913
>>79014976
No way to follow live on the 4th. Anything minor will get overlooked for the more important calls.
Weirdest shit we'll never hear about, and they might get away with what they do. The chaos of legal and illegal fireworks allows for a lot of criminal opportunities.
SHOTS FIRED
>>79015055
Chicago, LA, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Baltimore, DC.... where else?
>>79015144
Most of them are chicanos tho.
You can't deport that scum.
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>BITCH GOT HIT UPSIDE HER HAID BY HIS FIST
>tfw comfy and drinking coffee while coon city goes up in flames on a regular early tuesday morning
SHOTS FIRED
>>79015170
People are being this way since the dawn of civilization.
>>79015212
I wish we could and I'm half mexican.
7732185671
you know what to do
I never knew /pol/ could get this comfy.
>>79015212
All /pol/lack mexicans are honorary Americans anyway. Thats what the big beautiful door is for
>>79015330
pretty comfy board actually.
Struggle
>>79015354
we are going to have the best door.
>This scanner tonight
mfw rn
>>79015330
746-9882 she just said we could call her directly :^)
>>79015330
I have a freshly washed blanket and everything.
KILLING SPREE
>>79015356
It was comfy before but this is heavenly.
Like a happening delivery service.
god bless this police officers.. seriously.
i'm comfy as fuck just enjoying the thread and the broadcast as if it isn't reality.
>>79015330
Who needs happenings? This city is like a fondue fountain of monsterous, ghastly shit.
>>79015374
It's gonna be YYUGE!
>>79015374
A fair door, an honest door, but with a good security lock and deadbolt.
>>79015415
>tfw you start the police academy in less than a month and can't wait to help people.
>>79015330
>>79015411
Like someone said last thread, cities are basically a constant stream of low-key Happenings
Not so crazy that you can't step away, not so quiet that you run out of shit to banter about
Is it a bad idea to join CPD, I really wanna be a cop but this shit is crazy.
>>79015417
Its the fountain of youth for happenings
The fountain of happenings.
>>79015415
/req/ that picture of the aryan-as-fuck CPD cop from the BLM protests last year.
White tank tops are popular men's wear tonight.
>>79015330
mfw i might have to go play csgo instead of listening to comfy chiraq
>minor getting picked up by her 35 y/o bf in a van w/ tinted windows unknown for weapons
waitwaitwait is some bitch being beat up in the park by her significantly older boyfriend?
ALSO- Liberals don't give a fuck about this kind of shit until a cop shoots a black person. Then it's national news. They don't care about the 7 murders that happened over the weekend that were perpetrated by blacks.
>>79015504
that's all they can afford
>girlfriend getting beat up by hear boyfriend... male black
you can hear in her voice how she doesn't even need to say the skin color.
>>79015474
Chicago is a microcosm of what would happend if the white man left. Pure unadulterated coonery
>>79015455
good on you anon.
god speed. i could never do what you do.
i'm more of a finance guy myself
>>79012161
Greenville SC reporting.
>>79015523
>tfw when liberal but also racist
>>79015535
Well duh, only whites in Chiraq are cops
>>79015549
Isnt this city the crowning jewel of obamas campaign to ban guns?
>>79015521
Sounds like it.
>>79015505
>csgo
get out normie reeeeee
>>79015480
pls this, was looking for it earlier
>>79015465
>>79015455
You'll be cleaning up society's messes and be forced to deal with non-problems. People will blame you and call you a pig just for keeping basic order. If it's a large city, you'll encounter deep corruption, trickling down from the very top. It's a thankless job, but it needs to be done.
If I wasn't leaving for Navy in a month, trying to get into police would be my second choice.
that white girl dispatcher could do phone sex lines in her spare time
or I wish she did
>>79014304
My mom used to work as a dispatcher in Northern California and I went to work with her a few times. It was pretty interesting
should i go play CSGO with my normie friend or stay listening to nogs nogging?
im just so comfy
Anyone else google mapping these doomed addresses?
>>79015523
>7 murders over a weekend.
Try more like 60, Billy.
>>79015549
>We let a man from Chicago be president
why
>>79014827
the shoes?
>>79015534
>>79015504
they're called wife-beaters.. cheap as fuck.. pic related
>>79015647
Oh dude I already know, I know I want to work in Law Enforcement, and I do live in Chicago, but idk if CPD is a good idea.
>>79015663
Get your friend to listen with us
SHOTS FIRED
>>79015687
He was better than Clinton
are cops shot in chicago everyday?
>>79015663
What does your heart whisper to you, anon?
>Do you even need to ask this question?
>DRIVER OF A WHITE BUICK REGAL SHOT FROM THE LEFT
>>79015553
Bro, it gets my blood flowing thinking about stopping fuckers from hurting others. Thankfully I'm in a pretty safe area, the department requires a bachelor's degree and there are only around 5-10 murders a year. I'll post on here a lot when I become a certified officer and let you know what's what.
>>79015647
Can't wait. City has almost half a million so the chief is a politician already.
>>79015505
kill your parents
kill yourself
>>79015687
>man from Chicago
>believing the myth
>not knowing he's a muslim agent from kenya with no us birth certificate
baka 2bh
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79015698
>wife-beaters
>>79015706
Dude fuck cities like Chicago. I applied to a very large city and the pay was 15k less than suburban areas. Go to a suburb, Chicago is lost.
>>79015568
Racist as in...You believe in everything scandinavia did politically but it only worked because the countries were 99% white...
Yeah, thats 90% of this board.
>>79015724
You know they say starting in shitholes like Chicago makes a great copper. Good experience, but shitty.
>>79015774
I laughed at that too.
>>79015384
But what is the area code? Chicago as like 20.
>>79015455
Prepare to lose all faith in humanity 2 weeks into working the beat.
>>79015774
yeah that lady was not having it. Long shift, probably.
>>79015600
NYC is worse for gun control but gentrification, post-9/11 paranoia and it being the home base of the international jew keep it relatively tame when compared to Chicago or LA.
>HOODIE ANONYMOOS MOAR SHOTS FIRED
>that sassy black woman
>this many fucking crimes in one night
What the fuck and it's just one city
>>79015600
>campaign to ban guns?
how bout banning niggers, that would work
>>79015825
she's helping the new guys
>>79015801
>Prepare to lose all faith in humanity 2 weeks into working the beat.
already lost, friend. i post on /pol/, remember?
>>79015833
check the racial dems, friend-o.
>>79015787
Dude pls, the suburban cops don't do shit except speed trap, I wanna be proactive, especially in Illinois.
>>79015825
>Stable is not a condition
>>79015844
>>79015825
>dubs names sassy black dispatch
>trips names stern white giggling dispatch
>quads names vaguely gay male dispatch
>>79015844
At this point doing that would include nuking chicago.
>daughter's "friend"
boy ur not fooling anyone
>>79015866
Check out the pay grades and get back to me. You can find a large suburb near Chicago and I'd bet they pay way more.
>>79015844
When Trump's President we're shipping them up to you so be ready.
>>79015825
It's their insider, Shaniqua Brown! Expert on dindu negotiations, and since it's a sheboon, they can keep a third of the kfc bucket
>>79015883
sassy laquisha
>>79015695
>>79015698
only in america!
>1657 listeners.
>thats alot of comfy.
>>79015931
>When Trump's President we're shipping them up to you
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS
>>79015930
I understand but money isn't everything to me, I wanna actually make a difference, although it may seem impossible and retarded.
>>79015806
NYC was bad from the 50s to early 90s.
>>79015833
It be's that way Sven.
>cant hear over my friend talking over steam
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>1657 listeners
>I'M AT 24 ROBERT WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY? I'M AT THE FRONT DOOR.
>>79015985
Im sure Trudeau will be happy about it too
>>79015989
get into a smaller city than chicago then.
you want to be in a department large enough to grow in but small enough to get noticed in.
>>79015985
Imagine it canada. Muslim and Dindu ghetto wars.
>>79016007
Tell him to shut the fuck up
>>79014304
HAPPENING
Police involved shooting in sheffield, lots of fighting happening
>>79015977
yeaaaa son!
>>79015989
Your heart's in the right place.
>>79015833
Well yeah, the population of that one city is equal to half of your entire country.
Do you or other Euro's know the size of our country?
>>79016044
>>79016030
STOP BULLYING I HATE NIGGERS TOO
9 YEAR OLD HOLDS MOTHER AT GUNPOINT FUCKING KEK
>>79015989
I hear you. My two choices was a city with almost half a million people and a very large metro city. The pay in the metro city was less, they were losing hundreds of officers a year to other departments, they had more officer involved shootings, and they were more corrupt. I chose the smaller department. Less bullshit, man. Believe me.
>>79016030
He's already prepping his wife.
Shots fired
>GUN TO THE HEAD OF A ??? MOMMA DONE STRUCK A BOY DOWN IN THE FACE TO THE GROUND
>>79015647
>leaving for the Navy
>a fucking leaf
Explain yourself.
>>79016044
Only if we can bet on it
>>79016043
Meh that would be the smartest idea, Imma be retarded and take my chances as a Chicago Police.
>>79016083
danks
"Struck the 9 year old boy in the eye. Holding a gun to the ground."
Jayzus
Is it just me or does anyone else hear someone who sounds just like Bernie Mac on the scanner?
>Uh oh
>>79016133
Awww shieeet!
/comfy/ report
legal recreational cannabis
fine hard cheddar
stoneground crackers
lemonade
O shit son we doin this again?
>>79015977
So there are 1600 people lurking and only 52 posters..I know there are a lot more lurkers than posters but that's ridiculous
>>79016160
Should make it into a bloodsport. Could rake in billions from america.
>HOME INVASION IN PROGRESS
Did I hear 'ambulance'?
Home Invasion Happening!
Three burglaries in ten minutes, I'm surprised there's anything worth stealing
>>79015883
Welfare
>>79016209
>everyone listening to broadcastify is also in this thread
That is not quite how the internet works brother.
>>79016125
We don't have that many crimes in one night, country wide.
>>79016146
We have boats too, m8
Who is this Robert they're talking about?
>>79016231
>10 4 on the way
it's just like in the movies
>>79016327
It is code for "received" it means they got the message.
>>79016354
>miquel garcia,
>medium everything
>>79016327
Robert = Roger = Received = Affirmative
Fucking Miguel..
>beating on the doors and windows
yep nigger
god damn there is a lot of crime in this fucking nigger infested city.
HIS NAME IS MIGUEL GARCIA
MEDIUM EVERYTHING
MIGHT HAVE STABBED THE GUY, MAYBE
>>79016228
I'd watch the shit out of that. Brainstorm for a dindu vs fez deathmatch reality tv show
>>79016354
I'M SO EXCITED
>>79015994
I'm talking about modern day. NYC in the 70's makes Detroit look tame.
Of course, there are still parts of the city outside of Manhattan and the nice parts of brooklyn that are hell on earth.
>>79016327
Famous Chicago Crime Lord that always seems to be everywhere at once
>>79016327
The robert they add after each beat number is just a symbol they use for midnight cars
>>79016209
>>79016278
>internet works
I agree, but I'd prefer if those lurker numbers.
Number one rule, Lurk moar.
Just another day in Chicago with black crime and murders. The Leftist gun-control utopia
>NOG REFUSES TO LEAVE THE PROPERTY
>MIGUEL, MEDIUM EVERYTHING
kek
>>79016354
It's the best shit on the net.
>>79016383
>medium everything
top fucking kek
MIGUEL HANDSOME
>>79016327
It's just police code. Like 23 Robert is car #23R or something similar, code for a car assigned to a certain area
>>79015883
Dindu
>>79016397
kekd
>>79016397
He's the Sam Hyde of Chicagolypse.
>>79016327
First Heaven
Now Robert
Who's the next big crime boss?
sounds like mostly white people on the police force.
Thank God.
>>79016280
We have 3-4 mega cities comparable to Chicago.
You don't have a single mega city.
>>79014428
Did she just get shot tonight?
>>79016535
aye lad.
>>79016278
4 chan gets 22 million visitors a month pol gets a third of that....That's a lot of fucking lurkers
>TRANSIENTS, TRANSIENTS, POSSIBLE SHOTS FIRED...could be fireworks, maybe...
