>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Last weekend:
>30+ shot
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79010666
HAIL SATIN
first for Sticks of dynamite
>>79010666
DIS DUDE DONE YALL
Took her teeth and went to the basement?
first for hispanics
jesus christ not even southern california is this bad
>>79010666
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Same stream as in OP but with /comfy/ ambient music
>GRANDPAPPY'S DEAD!
RIP in peace, Grandpa. I'm sorry your chilluns failed you. :(
>possibly deceased nog
press f
>derrick niffinnigger
How do I get auto-scroll to work? Does it have problems with certain browsers or something?
>>79010666
did she just say nigger?
>tfw I left Chicago last month and now live in the PNW
>niffinigger
unkey mic, it's time to laugh
>>79010765
Oldfag reporting in.
Niffinegger?
holy shit did they just say Missinigger?
Derek nissinigger?
>>79010795
Thank you, hat
>>79010913
yea
>>79010795
will add to my pasta for the future thanks.
>>79010666
Your trips are fitting for this thread, I'm sold OP.
Reporting for duty!
>>79010975
get comfy.
can some1 post what number mean? 24 Robert? 10-4?
CHICAGO
>>79010795
I've been listening since you posted in the last thread. Magnificent A E S T H E T I C.
>Chiraqwave
>>79010888
>>79010899
>>79010906
>>79010913
>>79010914
Hahahahhajajaja
>>walking into your house to find your grandpa dead
What was that guys name? Numanigger?
>>79011014
robert = recieved
the fuck this dopey nog on about
>>79011051
15 drunk people
niceee
>>79011014
>google it, there are whole website with very simple to read lists
police scanning is a pretty big hobby
http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html
>13 niggers drinking and partying in a park
bangers?
bangers
>>79010666
why the checkerboard around their hats? it looks like the one british police have
Chicago citizen here. Ask me anything.
I've survived for 24 years.
>>79011074
Robert is used in the beat number for midnight cars.
>>79011155
>http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html
holy shit.
>>79011020
>>79010888
>>79010899
>>79010906
>>79010913
>>79010929
didn't follow the thread. good to see you guys had a laugh at that too. kek
Bit off topic but I'm starting A Link To The Past for the first time and I'm in a room in the castle basement and there's 2 cracked looking walls and some metal things blocking the exit, how do I proceed? I'm only like 10 minutes in.
What are the best city scanners to listen to?
>>79011155
Informative digits, friend. Observed!
Rules and regs for CPD. http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>79011181
is it even possible to visit without getting shot
I've been to LA and san fran, both pretty nicely segregated from nice areas to absolute shitholes
is it an entire wasteland?
>>79011298
>house ransacked and destroyed in south central
>>79011298
North side, loop/downtown. Same thing, Just don't go to far west or south without someone who knows the area.
>>79011236
you need bombs for the walls, m8. Those come later.
So who is this Robert fellow?
>garbage fire #1423435857457356457365
>>79011298
I just visited from florida. it was pretty nice just stay around the loop/michigan avenue.
ransacked & destroyed
stand by
>>79011236
Push the metal blocks. Just hold the d pad in the direction to move them out of the way.
Cracked wall is later.
>>79011450
ok fucking fat travis
>selling drugs behind the library
sounds like a nigger thing to do
>Drugs behind the library
Fuck. Now I know where to get drugs!
selling drugs....BEHIND THE LIBRARY?!
fucking animals.
>Drugdealer behind a library
>Ransacked houses
selling drugs behind the library
OPEN KEY
>white male selling drugs in a car behind the library
adderal for those fucking college niggers
>>79011181
Born in NYC, moved upstate as a kid. Is Chiraq really the war zone it's made out to be? OPSEC of course, do you live in a 'bad area'?
>>79011298
The loop and downtown area are safe. Expensive stores there so it repels the blacks. North side is good too.
There are some safe places. In the neighborhood I live in, its mostly white people with 1-2 mexican. We had mudslimes before, and they fucking had chickens on their lawn.
Eventually they couldnt afford to live here and left. Kek.
>>79011298
downtown is fine, nothing but businesses and ungodly rich people.
it's the southside that's a disaster area.
>>79010795
COMFY
>>79011260
>>79011155
other links like this plox
>>79011549
>college niggers
u w o t
Contaminated evidence?
contaminated burglary?
KEK victim contaminated her apartment no crime scene investigators for you!
>>79011549
I thought it was a white CAR behind the library, m8ty
>>79011700
racist.
>>79011651
>Affirmative action doesnt exist in chiraq
almost forgot
>>79011587
>>look out for negros and hispanics
Ahahahahaha stupid chick fucked up her own crime scene.
Guys I just got a call from my Dad saying my Mom's at the hospital
nothing major but she was feeling pressure in her head and heart, high blood pressure
they told em to stand by while they wait for x rays
;_; pray for her
Missing person gone for a few hours? They're probably out drunk. Wait a day.
>>79011587
The black parts, yes? I once had to help my friend move shit from his dads place, it was in a very black neighborhood. The kind of place where you keep your windows up and never stop driving.
So yeah avoid the south and west sides of chicago.
>>79011606
Man is 4chan fucking up unichode fonts now?
This is a test. In the name of aesthetics.
>>79011760
RIP in peace
>>79011775
no idea what you are on about friend.
>body removal form
>body removal
fucking lol. what a job.
>>79011760
RIP. She was a good boy
>>79011511
Cheers man, I tried that using the A push but I guess that didn't count.
should i get another cup of tea and risk missing some comfy nog crimes or just stay put?
>>79011927
Get a cup of tea, mate. I got coffee
>>79011927
Get tea, this goes 24/7 usually.
>>79011927
Go get some tea and watch out for death spiders
>>79011927
Get a cup. It's gonna be a long night
>>79011892
dude, what the fuck
>chicago region flag
cant wait to hear you on the scanner, faggot
>Current year
Man officers in Chiraq need to wear livestreaming body cameras for us to watch. We could make a special network online or on TV and make a fortune
>car on fire
How many niggers dindu nuffin so far tonight?
>>79011822
that post was unicode fullwidth, it looks like they are flattening it to ASCII 128 now.
Wasn't like that before.
>be advised
>car on fire
>>79011967
>>79011975
>>79011982
>>79011997
ok, i'll bite the bullet
>car on fire
fuuuuuuck, i need that tea
>>79012043
car on fire, dynamite, body removal
Are there actually happenings on this or is it a snooze fest usually?
>live in Chicago
>get shot
>/pol/acks guess your ethnicity as you lie bleeding onto the pavement
>die alone, cold, in the dark
Body removal
>still waiting on the body removal
It must be decaying by now
>>79012104
Remember, the best way to enjoy the dystopian present with with /comfy/.
Have your tea, anon.
>have to process the body before we can make the removal
>they'll let you know
Jesus Christ I thought I had it bad when I lived in east side Las Vegas. This is a whole new level of niggerish behavior
>>79010666
we need to do what Brazil does with their favelas and just send the military through arresting everyone suspicious looking.
and then shoot them
>>79012173
you millennials are impatient as fuck.
>>79012222
It's remarkable, isn't it?
>>79012222
Your quads don't lie. Other cities should use this stream to improve people's opinions of them.
where are mine 187 lol
BURGLERY IN PROGRESS
>Hispanic
>>79012160
Pretty tame for chicago. Went there in 01 and got robbed 3 times.
>Burglary in progess
HAPPENING
BURGLARY IN PROCESS
THEY HAVE A GET AWAY VEHICLE
>BURGLARY IN PROGRESS. A CRACKER AND A SPIC
>burglary in progress
hell yes
>BURGERLY IN PROGRESS
>keeping you up.
>possibility of another homicide
>POSSIBLY ANOTHER HOMICIDE COMING IN
>possibility of another homicide
Get ready for happenings
>possibly another homicide
>possibility of another homicide
fucking chicago, WTF
Ha I've thought about starting one of these threads.
I'm in the 24th district. Far north side but we still have shootings.
It's the time of year for gunshots or fireworks, so scanner constantly on.
Last week called in a shit faced dude wandering the street with a 6 foot boa around his neck. Cops busted him. Don't know what happened
I'm keeping you on because there may be another homicide coming in
>tfw when
>MISSING 8 YEAR OLD
THE HITS KEEP COMING!
WHERE'S THE CHILD?
>body removal
>homicide
>burglary in progress
>missing 8 year old girl
>>79012241
I'm just asking a question gramps
Obama is listening to the police scanner to crying
8 years old
where my mum
>>79012412
and this is an easy night, prolly
>>79012175
we all die alone
>mfw we could hear a shootout on livestream
a little late but reporting in
ahahaha this white dispatcher sounds like she's chewing gum and filing nails with eyes rolled up
>>79012429
"Is she supposed to be with a parent or friend?"
Nah we just let eight year olds roam the streets, you new here?
>>79012419
Smiling, you think him or Rahm are upset about any of this?
I live in the Hoffman Estates which is about 30 mi northwest of Chicago and this shit happens all the time.
Shit my buddy and I at work take bets on whos weekend kill count is closer to the news amount. Considering the holiday weekend I'd say about 30 killed, 80 wounded.
>you dont need guns, silly dumb american
>body removal
>homicide
>burglary in progress
>missing 8 year old girl
>>79012414
*puts down shotgun and fiber pills*
Just listen to the fucking thing. Shit is going crazy.
>>79012482
She had that accent from Fargo, felt like someone punted my sides
>>79012474
Literally every dispatcher does that.
And they're all fat.
>Rookie Cop waiting on Body Removal, he forgot to get CSI to check body first
>Possible Homicide soon
>Burglary in progress, they have a getaway vehicle, possible car chase
>Missing 8 year old girl (it's fucking 12 at night)
Time to get ready
As scary as Chicago can be, none of its parts have anything on the sheer apocalypse zone that is Gary Indiana.
>>79012365
Maybe we get a new Freddy Gray tonight?
>>79012483
Was joking, we all know Obango loves this shit
>>79012175
two future rhodes scholars in a physical altercation
>SHOTS FIRED
>shots fired
>battery in progress
>man stabbed
>>79012541
Hahahaha right? Half an hour in already, what a shit show.
>Stabbing happening!!!!!!
STABBING, AND STILL FIGHTING
>son stabbed
>declined EMS
Someone got stabbed
Top fucking kek
SHOTS FIRE WENTWORTH
SHOTS FIRE WENTWORTH
IM DONE
KEK STABBED AND REFUSES EMS
>son in law just got stabbed
>>79012483
LOL no if they were something would've been done already
>shots fired
>I'm off radio
>I'm done
…
>battery in progress
her son-in-law? kek nigger families
stabbed son in law
Battery, declined EMS.
>>79010666
I live in chicago i hope you all realize the shootings are niggers shooting niggers. This is a good thing. Niggers are thinning their own herd. This is why chicago politicians and police let it happen. If you are not black and not in a gang you are fine. The media tried to make a big deal about an "innocent" girl getting shot while sitting in a parked car a couple years ago . But then it came out that she was dating a known gang member and the car belonged to the gang member. So yeah she knew what she was getting into by dating a gang member. So just let these little nigs and spics keep shooting each other. BLM blames white people but all these chicago murders are black on black and occasionally hispanic.
>stabbing
>>79012506
>YFW Popeye was a commercial for spinach
>>79012685
>hope you all realize the shootings are niggers shooting niggers
No shit m8
>>79012712
>yfw it worked
>>79012571
idk if I agree with that. I used to go to Gary all the time on photo expeditions (super white dorkfag).
people in gary were always really friendly. even the dudes with fucking grills and shit.
>>79012685
Live in Chicago as well can confirm, we should just pull all police out since they don't like em anyways.
>>79012685
Like anyone who is anyone on /pol/ doesn't know that.
>>79010901
Holy shit that must be quite a change for you.
How much land do you own?
>Male autist having a seizure
>Ok, what's goin on ova der
- in whitest guy accent
>>79010901
just saw this, I am in Olywa.
>Male hispanic ringing doorbells and won't stop
Guy ringing a bunch of door bells???
How has Chicago not burned to the ground at this point?
I listen to my local police scanner sometimes, and it's nothing like this.
>>79012990
FUCKING HAPPENING
>ringing everyones doorbell, man in red shorts
top kek
>Person with a gun, officers told to respond
>groids wont stop ringing my doorbell
Crazy hispanic ringing doorbells
Place your bets on if he gets shot
>>79012794
I'm just used to people saying chicago is so dangerous when in reality it's the safest it's ever been. I wish it was shittier and scarier actually so the rents would go down like back in the day. All the crazy shit is in the black neighborhoods. In the normal white neighborhoods it's safe as fuck.
we got a door bell ringer boys
Male hispanic in red short shorts ringing everyones doorbells?
>>79012891
Vancouver Checking in. FUCK KING COUNTY FUCK THE SEAHAWKS FUCK PORTLAND
>>79013048
Get off my porch you fucking spic
back, any dead nogs?
>shootings
>stabbings
>body still not picked up
>gang bangers still in park
>doorbell guy
>with RED SHORTS
>>79013028
I'm really thinking about moving back to Chicago. (I lived in Lincoln Park for a year in 2014.) I am worried about crime, but I have guns.
>Male fighting female
>>79013026
$10 on him getting shot
>>79012998
Well the scanner everyone else is listening to collects feeds from various districts around the city, if you listen to individual zones, it won't be as crazy.
>>79012998
see this
>>79013028
It's a huge fucking city. Numbers alone allow this amount of police work.
I could have sworn she said red short shorts
>>79013088
Yeah two dead body removals
>>79013088
what you missed
>>79013090
>female college kids fighting
i fucking told you back here>>79011549
>>79013028
>All the crazy shit is in the black neighborhoods
TIL black people can't ride the fucking El
>6 people screaming at nothing on the beach
we got a happening here
>>79013088
They said one cop is waiting for body removal. So someone is dead.
One of them said that there is going to be another homicide soon.
>dude pushed out of a car
>>79013028
Even places like Pilsen is getting safer because the hipster gentrification.
head bleeding... finally blood!
>off duty too much pregnant with twins pushed out car, bleeding.
>woman shoved out of car by man
>hit her head on door, bleeding
Pregnant with twins gets pushed out of moving car.
>>79013214
http://homicides.suntimes.com/2016/06/27/week-in-review-dead-from-violence-in-chicago/
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjbaebcOQU
>KIDS ARE ON THE SCHOOL PROPERTY
>GETTING HIGHHHHHHHHHHH
GETTING HIGH
>Criminal trespass, kids getting high on school property
fucking lel shoot them
haha kids gettin high
>>79013251
It's what eye heards too's
>blazing it on someone elses property
>on school property getting high
KIDS ARE ON THE SCHOOL PROPERTY GETTING HIGH?!?
>she's complaining kids are on school property getting high *audible sigh*
Dispatcher is pissed someone called with something that isn't murder.
>people going to school and getting high
fucking kek
I can't believe nobody has linked this yet
http://heyjackass.com/
basically a total breakdown of all the shootings in the city
I watch it every weekend to see the amount of new deaths
>call says they look like gangbangers
>they may have a scanner
oh shit!
>>79012891
>>79010901
Port Orchard here, I just want a happening so I can go innawoods
GANGBANGING RAPE SQUAD WITH SCANNER
>they may have a scanner
OP, RUN!
>PREGNANT BITCH PUSHED FROM CAR
>KIDS AT A SCHOOL GETTING...HIIIGHHHH
>GANGBANGERS CREEPING, PROBABLY HAVE A SCANNER
gang banger MAY have a scanner
"caller says they look like gangbangers"
>they arent gangbangers?
>gangbangers
>may have scanner
They're on to us nigga. Run!
>Officer going to lunch
>white kids hiding behind cars
>look like bangers
>may have a scanner
ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS
gangbangers. they may have a scanner, hiding behind white van
oh shit gangbangers hiding behind a van watching somebody on the block
apparently they might have a scanner
>>79013309
>>79013370
>/pol/ meetup
>>79013345
thanks I will add it to my pasta.
taste my pasta
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Wizard-tier Chiraq Scanner Info:
http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79012685
>This is why chicago politicians and police let it happen.
They don't have a choice because of BLM and the media, so.
Kind of ironic though how those two entities, under the guise of being helpful to them, actually only hurts them by tying up the hands of law enforcement.
It's almost as if they were engineered to have that effect in the first place, naw, couldn't be.
>>79013104
It's safe as fuck. I mean it's a big city so lock your shit up and trust no one, but chicago is the safest i've ever seen it. All the neighborhoods are getting gentrified. Neighborhoods like logan square that used to be sketchy 20 years ago are now filled with blue haired feminists and fags walking pug dogs and white couples pushing strollers. Lincoln Park is like fucking rich white disney land. Safe as fuck. Just don't live in a black neighborhood and your fine.
>gangbangers
"DAS RACIST PULICE BE PROFYLIN US IN DA STREE MANE
>mfw CPD kills 4 kids for getting highhhhhhh on school property at midnight
I like that this is a nightly thread now. It amazes me that Chiraq is so dangerous hundreds of people use the police scanner as late night entertainment
Will people call police on me if I'm seen holding this outside in Chicago at night?
all we need is a fellow /pol/tard to go out in a chicago street covered in a bathrobe screaming /pol/ was right, KEK WILLED IT, ITS HAPPENING!!
>>79013443
Excellent.
>>79013480
It's pretty comfy
>>79013480
Anytime I see one of these threads, I just listen to it while reading chinese mangos
>>79013480
Its like listening to the Purge... love this shit
>>79013480
it's comfy "just got back from work" and "bored at work on lunch break" entertainment
fuck retail
>>79013480
Reminds me of the Detroit Safari countryball comic
>>79013458
>Lincoln Park is like fucking rich white disney land.
I know. I live in downtown Phoenix now and I truly miss that. Still, I didn't walk around town at night and always had my shit locked down.
Thanks for the response.
>>79013309
Smoking weed
>>79013564
How do you read mangos?
so 13 killed just in one week ? dammmm
>7 SICK REMOVAL
What the fuck that means?
TRYNNA GEINDA BASIMENT
PERSON SHOT
>>79013480
It's a good way to kill an evening in between major HAPPENINGS
>>79013592
I live innawoods on 5 acres. My closest neighbor is a retired sawmill engineer who plays with quadcopters and rides a bmw motorcycle.
sometimes the neighbors lab fights with my dog and steals my chickens.
Home invasion followed by someone getting shot
>Person shot walking into health center. Name is Sergio...lel
>>79013590
Maybe we should call these threads "Chicongo safari"
>person shot walking into a hospital
