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Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread #2


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Last weekend:
>30+ shot

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

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>>79010666
HAIL SATIN
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first for Sticks of dynamite
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>>79010666
DIS DUDE DONE YALL
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Took her teeth and went to the basement?
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first for hispanics

jesus christ not even southern california is this bad
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>>79010666
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Same stream as in OP but with /comfy/ ambient music
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>GRANDPAPPY'S DEAD!

RIP in peace, Grandpa. I'm sorry your chilluns failed you. :(
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>possibly deceased nog

press f

>derrick niffinnigger
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How do I get auto-scroll to work? Does it have problems with certain browsers or something?
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>>79010666
did she just say nigger?
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>tfw I left Chicago last month and now live in the PNW
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>niffinigger

unkey mic, it's time to laugh
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>>79010765
Oldfag reporting in.
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Niffinegger?
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holy shit did they just say Missinigger?
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Derek nissinigger?
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>>79010795
Thank you, hat
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>>79010913
yea
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>>79010795

will add to my pasta for the future thanks.
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>>79010666
Your trips are fitting for this thread, I'm sold OP.

Reporting for duty!
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>>79010975

get comfy.
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can some1 post what number mean? 24 Robert? 10-4?
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CHICAGO
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>>79010795
I've been listening since you posted in the last thread. Magnificent A E S T H E T I C.

>Chiraqwave
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>>79010888
>>79010899
>>79010906
>>79010913
>>79010914
Hahahahhajajaja
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>>walking into your house to find your grandpa dead
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What was that guys name? Numanigger?
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>>79011014
robert = recieved

the fuck this dopey nog on about
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>>79011051
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15 drunk people
niceee
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>>79011014
>google it, there are whole website with very simple to read lists


police scanning is a pretty big hobby

http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html
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>13 niggers drinking and partying in a park

bangers?
bangers
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>>79010666
why the checkerboard around their hats? it looks like the one british police have
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Chicago citizen here. Ask me anything.

I've survived for 24 years.
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>>79011074
Robert is used in the beat number for midnight cars.
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>>79011155
>http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html

holy shit.
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>>79011020
>>79010888
>>79010899
>>79010906
>>79010913
>>79010929
didn't follow the thread. good to see you guys had a laugh at that too. kek
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Bit off topic but I'm starting A Link To The Past for the first time and I'm in a room in the castle basement and there's 2 cracked looking walls and some metal things blocking the exit, how do I proceed? I'm only like 10 minutes in.
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What are the best city scanners to listen to?
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>>79011155

Informative digits, friend. Observed!
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Rules and regs for CPD. http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
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>>79011181

is it even possible to visit without getting shot

I've been to LA and san fran, both pretty nicely segregated from nice areas to absolute shitholes

is it an entire wasteland?
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>>79011298
>house ransacked and destroyed in south central
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>>79011298
North side, loop/downtown. Same thing, Just don't go to far west or south without someone who knows the area.
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>>79011236
you need bombs for the walls, m8. Those come later.
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So who is this Robert fellow?
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>garbage fire #1423435857457356457365
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>>79011298
I just visited from florida. it was pretty nice just stay around the loop/michigan avenue.
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ransacked & destroyed

stand by
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>>79011236
Push the metal blocks. Just hold the d pad in the direction to move them out of the way.

Cracked wall is later.
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>>79011450
ok fucking fat travis

>selling drugs behind the library
sounds like a nigger thing to do
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>Drugs behind the library
Fuck. Now I know where to get drugs!
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selling drugs....BEHIND THE LIBRARY?!

fucking animals.
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>Drugdealer behind a library

>Ransacked houses
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selling drugs behind the library

OPEN KEY
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>white male selling drugs in a car behind the library

adderal for those fucking college niggers
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>>79011181
Born in NYC, moved upstate as a kid. Is Chiraq really the war zone it's made out to be? OPSEC of course, do you live in a 'bad area'?
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>>79011298
The loop and downtown area are safe. Expensive stores there so it repels the blacks. North side is good too.

There are some safe places. In the neighborhood I live in, its mostly white people with 1-2 mexican. We had mudslimes before, and they fucking had chickens on their lawn.

Eventually they couldnt afford to live here and left. Kek.
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>>79011298
downtown is fine, nothing but businesses and ungodly rich people.

it's the southside that's a disaster area.

>>79010795
COMFY
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>>79011260
>>79011155

other links like this plox
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>>79011549
>college niggers
u w o t
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Contaminated evidence?
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contaminated burglary?
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KEK victim contaminated her apartment no crime scene investigators for you!
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>>79011549
I thought it was a white CAR behind the library, m8ty
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>>79011700

racist.
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>>79011651
>Affirmative action doesnt exist in chiraq

almost forgot
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>>79011587

>>look out for negros and hispanics
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Ahahahahaha stupid chick fucked up her own crime scene.
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Guys I just got a call from my Dad saying my Mom's at the hospital

nothing major but she was feeling pressure in her head and heart, high blood pressure

they told em to stand by while they wait for x rays

;_; pray for her
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Missing person gone for a few hours? They're probably out drunk. Wait a day.
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>>79011587
The black parts, yes? I once had to help my friend move shit from his dads place, it was in a very black neighborhood. The kind of place where you keep your windows up and never stop driving.

So yeah avoid the south and west sides of chicago.
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>>79011606
Man is 4chan fucking up unichode fonts now?

This is a test. In the name of aesthetics.
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>>79011760
RIP in peace
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>>79011775

no idea what you are on about friend.
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>body removal form

>body removal

fucking lol. what a job.
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>>79011760
RIP. She was a good boy
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>>79011511

Cheers man, I tried that using the A push but I guess that didn't count.
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should i get another cup of tea and risk missing some comfy nog crimes or just stay put?
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>>79011927
Get a cup of tea, mate. I got coffee
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>>79011927
Get tea, this goes 24/7 usually.
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>>79011927

Go get some tea and watch out for death spiders
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>>79011927
Get a cup. It's gonna be a long night
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>>79011892
dude, what the fuck

>chicago region flag
cant wait to hear you on the scanner, faggot
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>Current year
Man officers in Chiraq need to wear livestreaming body cameras for us to watch. We could make a special network online or on TV and make a fortune
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>car on fire
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How many niggers dindu nuffin so far tonight?
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>>79011822
that post was unicode fullwidth, it looks like they are flattening it to ASCII 128 now.

Wasn't like that before.
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>be advised
>car on fire
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>>79011967
>>79011975
>>79011982
>>79011997
ok, i'll bite the bullet
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>car on fire

fuuuuuuck, i need that tea
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>>79012043

car on fire, dynamite, body removal
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Are there actually happenings on this or is it a snooze fest usually?
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>live in Chicago
>get shot
>/pol/acks guess your ethnicity as you lie bleeding onto the pavement
>die alone, cold, in the dark
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Body removal
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>still waiting on the body removal
It must be decaying by now
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>>79012104

Remember, the best way to enjoy the dystopian present with with /comfy/.

Have your tea, anon.
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>have to process the body before we can make the removal

>they'll let you know
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Jesus Christ I thought I had it bad when I lived in east side Las Vegas. This is a whole new level of niggerish behavior
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>>79010666
we need to do what Brazil does with their favelas and just send the military through arresting everyone suspicious looking.
and then shoot them
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>>79012173

you millennials are impatient as fuck.
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>>79012222
It's remarkable, isn't it?
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>>79012222
Your quads don't lie. Other cities should use this stream to improve people's opinions of them.
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where are mine 187 lol
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BURGLERY IN PROGRESS

>Hispanic
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>>79012160
Pretty tame for chicago. Went there in 01 and got robbed 3 times.
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>Burglary in progess

HAPPENING
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BURGLARY IN PROCESS

THEY HAVE A GET AWAY VEHICLE
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>BURGLARY IN PROGRESS. A CRACKER AND A SPIC
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>burglary in progress

hell yes
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>BURGERLY IN PROGRESS
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>keeping you up.

>possibility of another homicide
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>POSSIBLY ANOTHER HOMICIDE COMING IN
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>possibility of another homicide
Get ready for happenings
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>possibly another homicide
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>possibility of another homicide

fucking chicago, WTF
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Ha I've thought about starting one of these threads.

I'm in the 24th district. Far north side but we still have shootings.

It's the time of year for gunshots or fireworks, so scanner constantly on.

Last week called in a shit faced dude wandering the street with a 6 foot boa around his neck. Cops busted him. Don't know what happened
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I'm keeping you on because there may be another homicide coming in

>tfw when
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>MISSING 8 YEAR OLD

THE HITS KEEP COMING!
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WHERE'S THE CHILD?
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>body removal

>homicide

>burglary in progress

>missing 8 year old girl
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>>79012241
I'm just asking a question gramps
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Obama is listening to the police scanner to crying
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8 years old

where my mum
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>>79012412
and this is an easy night, prolly
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>>79012175
we all die alone
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>mfw we could hear a shootout on livestream
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a little late but reporting in
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ahahaha this white dispatcher sounds like she's chewing gum and filing nails with eyes rolled up
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>>79012429
"Is she supposed to be with a parent or friend?"

Nah we just let eight year olds roam the streets, you new here?
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>>79012419
Smiling, you think him or Rahm are upset about any of this?
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I live in the Hoffman Estates which is about 30 mi northwest of Chicago and this shit happens all the time.

Shit my buddy and I at work take bets on whos weekend kill count is closer to the news amount. Considering the holiday weekend I'd say about 30 killed, 80 wounded.
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>you dont need guns, silly dumb american

>body removal

>homicide

>burglary in progress

>missing 8 year old girl
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>>79012414

*puts down shotgun and fiber pills*

Just listen to the fucking thing. Shit is going crazy.
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>>79012482
She had that accent from Fargo, felt like someone punted my sides
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>>79012474

Literally every dispatcher does that.

And they're all fat.
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>Rookie Cop waiting on Body Removal, he forgot to get CSI to check body first
>Possible Homicide soon
>Burglary in progress, they have a getaway vehicle, possible car chase
>Missing 8 year old girl (it's fucking 12 at night)
Time to get ready
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As scary as Chicago can be, none of its parts have anything on the sheer apocalypse zone that is Gary Indiana.
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>>79012365
Maybe we get a new Freddy Gray tonight?
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>>79012483
Was joking, we all know Obango loves this shit
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>>79012175
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two future rhodes scholars in a physical altercation
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>SHOTS FIRED
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>shots fired

>battery in progress

>man stabbed
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>>79012541
Hahahaha right? Half an hour in already, what a shit show.
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>Stabbing happening!!!!!!
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STABBING, AND STILL FIGHTING
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>son stabbed

>declined EMS
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Someone got stabbed

Top fucking kek
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SHOTS FIRE WENTWORTH

SHOTS FIRE WENTWORTH

IM DONE

KEK STABBED AND REFUSES EMS
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>son in law just got stabbed
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>>79012483
LOL no if they were something would've been done already
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>shots fired
>I'm off radio
>I'm done
…
>battery in progress
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her son-in-law? kek nigger families
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stabbed son in law
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Battery, declined EMS.
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>>79010666
I live in chicago i hope you all realize the shootings are niggers shooting niggers. This is a good thing. Niggers are thinning their own herd. This is why chicago politicians and police let it happen. If you are not black and not in a gang you are fine. The media tried to make a big deal about an "innocent" girl getting shot while sitting in a parked car a couple years ago . But then it came out that she was dating a known gang member and the car belonged to the gang member. So yeah she knew what she was getting into by dating a gang member. So just let these little nigs and spics keep shooting each other. BLM blames white people but all these chicago murders are black on black and occasionally hispanic.
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>stabbing
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>>79012506
>YFW Popeye was a commercial for spinach
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>>79012685
>hope you all realize the shootings are niggers shooting niggers
No shit m8
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>>79012712
>yfw it worked
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>>79012571

idk if I agree with that. I used to go to Gary all the time on photo expeditions (super white dorkfag).

people in gary were always really friendly. even the dudes with fucking grills and shit.
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>>79012685
Live in Chicago as well can confirm, we should just pull all police out since they don't like em anyways.
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>>79012685
Like anyone who is anyone on /pol/ doesn't know that.
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>>79010901
Holy shit that must be quite a change for you.

How much land do you own?
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>Male autist having a seizure
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>Ok, what's goin on ova der
- in whitest guy accent
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>>79010901

just saw this, I am in Olywa.
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>Male hispanic ringing doorbells and won't stop
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Guy ringing a bunch of door bells???
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How has Chicago not burned to the ground at this point?

I listen to my local police scanner sometimes, and it's nothing like this.
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>>79012990

FUCKING HAPPENING
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>ringing everyones doorbell, man in red shorts

top kek
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>Person with a gun, officers told to respond
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>groids wont stop ringing my doorbell
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Crazy hispanic ringing doorbells

Place your bets on if he gets shot
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>>79012794
I'm just used to people saying chicago is so dangerous when in reality it's the safest it's ever been. I wish it was shittier and scarier actually so the rents would go down like back in the day. All the crazy shit is in the black neighborhoods. In the normal white neighborhoods it's safe as fuck.
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we got a door bell ringer boys
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Male hispanic in red short shorts ringing everyones doorbells?
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>>79012891
Vancouver Checking in. FUCK KING COUNTY FUCK THE SEAHAWKS FUCK PORTLAND
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>>79013048
Get off my porch you fucking spic
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back, any dead nogs?
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>shootings
>stabbings
>body still not picked up
>gang bangers still in park
>doorbell guy
>with RED SHORTS
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>>79013028
I'm really thinking about moving back to Chicago. (I lived in Lincoln Park for a year in 2014.) I am worried about crime, but I have guns.
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>Male fighting female
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>>79013026
$10 on him getting shot
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>>79012998
Well the scanner everyone else is listening to collects feeds from various districts around the city, if you listen to individual zones, it won't be as crazy.
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>>79012998
see this
>>79013028
It's a huge fucking city. Numbers alone allow this amount of police work.
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I could have sworn she said red short shorts
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>>79013088
Yeah two dead body removals
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>>79013088

what you missed
>>79013090
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>female college kids fighting

i fucking told you back here>>79011549
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>>79013028
>All the crazy shit is in the black neighborhoods

TIL black people can't ride the fucking El
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>6 people screaming at nothing on the beach
we got a happening here
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>>79013088
They said one cop is waiting for body removal. So someone is dead.

One of them said that there is going to be another homicide soon.
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>dude pushed out of a car
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>>79013028
Even places like Pilsen is getting safer because the hipster gentrification.
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head bleeding... finally blood!
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>off duty too much pregnant with twins pushed out car, bleeding.
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>woman shoved out of car by man
>hit her head on door, bleeding
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Pregnant with twins gets pushed out of moving car.
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>>79013214

http://homicides.suntimes.com/2016/06/27/week-in-review-dead-from-violence-in-chicago/
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Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjbaebcOQU
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>KIDS ARE ON THE SCHOOL PROPERTY
>GETTING HIGHHHHHHHHHHH
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GETTING HIGH
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>Criminal trespass, kids getting high on school property

fucking lel shoot them
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haha kids gettin high
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>>79013251
It's what eye heards too's
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>blazing it on someone elses property
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>on school property getting high
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KIDS ARE ON THE SCHOOL PROPERTY GETTING HIGH?!?
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>she's complaining kids are on school property getting high *audible sigh*

Dispatcher is pissed someone called with something that isn't murder.
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>people going to school and getting high
fucking kek
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I can't believe nobody has linked this yet

http://heyjackass.com/

basically a total breakdown of all the shootings in the city

I watch it every weekend to see the amount of new deaths
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>call says they look like gangbangers

>they may have a scanner

oh shit!
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>>79012891
>>79010901
Port Orchard here, I just want a happening so I can go innawoods
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GANGBANGING RAPE SQUAD WITH SCANNER
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>they may have a scanner
OP, RUN!
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>PREGNANT BITCH PUSHED FROM CAR

>KIDS AT A SCHOOL GETTING...HIIIGHHHH

>GANGBANGERS CREEPING, PROBABLY HAVE A SCANNER
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gang banger MAY have a scanner
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"caller says they look like gangbangers"

>they arent gangbangers?
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>gangbangers
>may have scanner

They're on to us nigga. Run!
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>Officer going to lunch
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>white kids hiding behind cars
>look like bangers
>may have a scanner

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS
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gangbangers. they may have a scanner, hiding behind white van
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oh shit gangbangers hiding behind a van watching somebody on the block

apparently they might have a scanner
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>>79013309
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>>79013370
>/pol/ meetup
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>>79013345

thanks I will add it to my pasta.
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taste my pasta

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Wizard-tier Chiraq Scanner Info:
http://www.neweastside.org/scanner.html

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
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>>79012685
>This is why chicago politicians and police let it happen.
They don't have a choice because of BLM and the media, so.
Kind of ironic though how those two entities, under the guise of being helpful to them, actually only hurts them by tying up the hands of law enforcement.
It's almost as if they were engineered to have that effect in the first place, naw, couldn't be.
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>>79013104
It's safe as fuck. I mean it's a big city so lock your shit up and trust no one, but chicago is the safest i've ever seen it. All the neighborhoods are getting gentrified. Neighborhoods like logan square that used to be sketchy 20 years ago are now filled with blue haired feminists and fags walking pug dogs and white couples pushing strollers. Lincoln Park is like fucking rich white disney land. Safe as fuck. Just don't live in a black neighborhood and your fine.
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>gangbangers
"DAS RACIST PULICE BE PROFYLIN US IN DA STREE MANE
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>mfw CPD kills 4 kids for getting highhhhhhh on school property at midnight
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I like that this is a nightly thread now. It amazes me that Chiraq is so dangerous hundreds of people use the police scanner as late night entertainment
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Will people call police on me if I'm seen holding this outside in Chicago at night?
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all we need is a fellow /pol/tard to go out in a chicago street covered in a bathrobe screaming /pol/ was right, KEK WILLED IT, ITS HAPPENING!!
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>>79013443

Excellent.
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>>79013480
It's pretty comfy
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>>79013480
Anytime I see one of these threads, I just listen to it while reading chinese mangos
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>>79013480
Its like listening to the Purge... love this shit
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>>79013480
it's comfy "just got back from work" and "bored at work on lunch break" entertainment

fuck retail
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>>79013480
Reminds me of the Detroit Safari countryball comic
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>>79013458
>Lincoln Park is like fucking rich white disney land.

I know. I live in downtown Phoenix now and I truly miss that. Still, I didn't walk around town at night and always had my shit locked down.

Thanks for the response.
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>>79013309
Smoking weed
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>>79013564
How do you read mangos?
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so 13 killed just in one week ? dammmm
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>7 SICK REMOVAL

What the fuck that means?
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TRYNNA GEINDA BASIMENT
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PERSON SHOT
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>>79013480
It's a good way to kill an evening in between major HAPPENINGS
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>>79013592

I live innawoods on 5 acres. My closest neighbor is a retired sawmill engineer who plays with quadcopters and rides a bmw motorcycle.

sometimes the neighbors lab fights with my dog and steals my chickens.
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Home invasion followed by someone getting shot
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>Person shot walking into health center. Name is Sergio...lel
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>>79013590
Maybe we should call these threads "Chicongo safari"

>person shot walking into a hospital
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we got a shooting boys
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>person shot
>person's name is Furgiera?
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WE GOT ONE SHOT BOYS
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>that's a brown sugar

Does that mean BS?
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>PERSON SHOT AT COMMUNITY MEDICAL CENTER
>PERSON SHOT AT COMMUNITY MEDICAL CENTER
>PERSON SHOT AT COMMUNITY MEDICAL CENTER
>ADDISON AND CENTRAL
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>person shot 16th district
>I know that hospital
>live really close to it
>fuk
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>>79013674

chicago is like a slow motion constant low grade happening.
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>>79013700
Sergio
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>>79013606
Chinese Black Magic, also known as mangapark
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>>79013681
Damn anon, I'm mad jelly. Sounds like life is good.
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>>79013723
Stay safe brolack
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this shit is going to be beyond lit on july 4th
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>>79013723
Go see the body, poke it with a stick
MAKE US PROUD
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>>79013706
I'm actually really curious about this too.
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>>79013197
They don't prowl around hunting whites. The murders are in a sense "business related" and due to gang issues. Gangs have no legal recourse if a competitor steals their drug selling corner so they kill each other. So it's not like they target random niggers either. These are serial killers or spree killers they are gang members killing the competition. There's a method to their madness.
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>>79013723
Run down there real quick and start screaming about the illumanti and MK ULTRA. We'll listen here
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>>79013775
I'm safe where I am, niggers don't wander this far north.
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Redneck drunk being public nuisance
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>INTOXICATED MAN WALKING ON THE TRACKS
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>>79013807

I agree with your premise but I have ridden the red line so I know you are wrong.
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>camo shorts walking down the train tracks, fucked up
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>shoot at a health center
haha what the heck? what's next ? A crazy shots up a hospital ?
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It's amazing how "somebody shot" gets a few words but the drunk fuck walking on train tracks gets 30 seconds.
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>>79013843
>inb4 train KO
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>Portage Park
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>>79013818
this. put tin foil on head though for extra keks
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>>79013863
Really makes you think
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>>79013480
I hope everyone that listens realizes that Chicagolypse is literally kek's city.
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>>79013778
that lip piercing
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>>79013807
But they're medically retarded, have no impulse control, and they absolutely do hunt whites.
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>Lizzie Denise

Two first names?
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>>79013888
same
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>>79013881
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>did someone say contact name was lazy dennys?
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>>79013614
Chicago is one of our mega cities where blacks kill other blacks, so they can maintain control of a city block or two.

Ingenious really, instead if attack the rest of the country, it's a media ignored game where you see which 'gang' controls most of the useless real estate.
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>hipster passed out in front of bar
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>>79013883
Get on board or get run over?

>Chooses incorrectly
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>>79013922
>checked
Kek has given his approval
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>mfw New York scanners aren't even like this on a Monday night
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isnt it a fucking monday night?

why's everyone drunk?

>ALFONDIA KING
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>first name alfandia
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REQUESTING CRIME LAB
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>First name... Alfondia
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these guys can't fucking NATO phonetics
>>
alfondia!!!!

HAHAHAHA
>>
ALFABIO
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>>79013443
Wizard stuff is wrong. What's left is years out of date
>>
Alfondia Telly

What a weird fucking name. (Male, Black) oh
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>6FT 240pounds

holy shit
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>>79014050

*nods*
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>>79013986
>male, black, 6', 240lbs
>Alfondia King
repeate after me
HE
>>
What happened to Alfondia? Is he died?
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11 YR OLDS MAN
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I like how the cop is kinda winded saying "male black", like, holy shit, the guy's name is Alfondia.
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>>79014037
CPD doesn't use NATO phonetics, they use exactly what you just heard.
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>REQUESTING CRIME LAB

>DRUNK FUCKS WITH FIREWORKS

>NIGGA SHOT IN RIGHT ARMPIT
>>
>shot in the fucking armpit
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>>79014081
Typical black gorilla in the US honestly

>Also someone got it in the pits....FUG
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>>79014093
DINDU
>>
>shot in the armpit
Fuck, that must hurt

ANother one got shot too. Fuck
>>
fucking rookie cops
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Coalburner in stable condition
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>dorian macantire
fucking brit
>95
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>>79014160
>NIGGA SHOT IN RIGHT ARMPIT
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>>79014150
NUFFIN
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>looking for a guy that was holding his side
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Did they just say they're looking for a guy walking around holding a Scythe?

Reaper is in town
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>>79013922
I have my suspicions that we started BLM by raiding and being unbelievably racist to

>Black intellectuals

Which lead to the police pulling out of black cities
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>Ida
>Adam
Why don't they teach NATO phonetic alphabet in cop school?
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Someone bake new bread
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>>79014111
yeah and it sounds retarded

>Ida
>nora
>nora
>adam
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Guests refusing to leave lmao
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>>79014244
Who knows but that's what they use
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>>79014258

>>79014304
>>79014304
>>79014304
>>79014304

new bread
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kek here's the facebook of the girl who got shot
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>>79014230
MEME MAGIC
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>>79014189
new guys get the night shift
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>>79014322

awesome work anon.
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MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
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>>79014230
We're always doing the lord kek's work, anon.
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>>79014055
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>coalburner shot
>banger with french name shot

>intoxicated elderly
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>>79014322
That's fuckin sad
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>>79014111
>>79014037
>>79014273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAPD_radio_alphabet#Table

They have their own standardized radio alphabet.
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>>79014397
Yeah I knew that but didn't know what it was called.
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>male in uhaul truck passed out crashed into fence

awesome!
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fug this is addictive, I need to go to bed.

at least I know it'll only be the same or worse (better?) tomorrow.
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>>79014753
you can count on it! leading up to the 4th!
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>>79014753
Listen on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th of July. I'm calling it now, 20 dead niggers.
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>>79014927

Each day.
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>>79014753
nigga this is Chi town on a TUESDAY morning..imagine the weekends.
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>>79014948
I wish. I meant total for the weekend.
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>>79012554
>Literally every dispatcher does that.
>And they're all fat.

I found out some of the reasons for that recently. Pretty interesting. I mean, I know Americans are Amerifats, but the fat thing with dispatchers is out of control. So this friend of a friend is a dispatcher locally and we had a talk about it. She is literally the only thin dispatcher at her department.

Dispatchers basically have the same stressors as officers, although by proxy. They know their officers, they care about them, they know what the officers are going through and they hear it all over the radio--but they can't really do shit. Two of the women at our department were working the day one of our best-loved officers got shot and killed. One later had a breakdown and had to quit. Plus they deal with the public at their worst, all the time. Plus, they often work long AND unnatural hours, staying up all night, shit like that. On top of that, it's a sedentary job, ten to twelve hours a day. At least officers get exercise.

The sum total is--body clock fucked up, sleep cycle fucked up, incredible chronic stress problems, constant adrenaline and cortisol rushes straining their cardiovascular systems and fucking up their metabolisms, depression and other mood issues from the horrible graphic shit and human misery they listen to all shift, and they sit on their asses through all of it.

And on top of that, unless they manage to bring good food from home every day, they often end up eating fast food and takeout crap every day.

Moral is: dispatching is not for sissies. It won't just harsh your mellow, it will also rek your health unless you fight back, hard.

I hadn't thought of any of that and I ended up feeling pretty bad for dispatchers. Not a profession I could do, that's for sure.
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>nice! drunk nog with gun and baby mama in basement with kid.
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>>79015007
20 for the weekend is a low number
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>>79013881

Well, one happens every hour in chicago.

The other doesn't.
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>>79015068
>>79015007
yeah, no - you're thinking small. in the past hour, on a monday, 28 of june there was 3 deaths. there is going to be 20 deaths a day and over 200 deaths this 4th of july weekend.

screenie this prophecy.
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>>79015041

Yeah I never thought about the correlation to stress eating, but it does make total sense.
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>>79015068
Not low for dead. There's usually only 3 or 4 killed each weekend.
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>>79015114
>Moral is: dispatching is not for sissies. It won't just harsh your mellow, it will also rek your health unless you fight back, hard.

the official stat is 2 hrs and 15 minutes and someone gets shot and killed every 13 hrs and 22 minutes
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l;l
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I need to get up early but this is so fascinating.

Thanks for the thread! Goodnight! Can't wait to hear what happens next!
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>>79015319
Fuck those Chicago women must be tough as nails. I gotta tune in.
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>>79015179
I can confirm this as accurately Happening.
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>>79016260
>tfw no fat sassy hard as nails CPD dispatch fwb
Why live.
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