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from old thread: tell everyone else how much they suck, as follows:

Take this accent test and see what part of the nation you belong to.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html

Your way of speaking strongly reflects and influences your culture, how do you think this affects your political affiliation?
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>>77730574

1st for ketchup hate
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Fry sauce is GOAT
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>>77730785

i really don't understand that. ketchup on a hot dog?

i think the false flaggers are getting out of control
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CHICAGOOOO NIGGAAAAS WHUDDUP

LETS SHOW THESE GOOFIES

https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan

go get yo colors
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CA MASTER RACE REPORTING

>>77730785
>>77730940
MUSTARD A SHIT!
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>>77726663
>Fucking yanks, you give them a perfectly good language and they have to fuck it all up.
Our dialect/accent is actually closer to what we spoke in the 1600s than yours is.

>It was around the time of the American Revolution that non-rhotic speech came into use among the upper class in southern England, in and around London. According to John Algeo in "The Cambridge History of the English Language" (Cambridge University Press, 2001), this shift occurred because people of low birth rank who had become wealthy during the Industrial Revolution were seeking ways to distinguish themselves from other commoners; they cultivated the prestigious non-rhotic pronunciation in order to demonstrate their new upper-class status.

In other words, the way you talk is literally the result of tryhards attempting to seem posh. So shove it up your ass, limey shit.
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Reminder that we Americans are superior to Nigel, Harry, and Mary.
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I didn't save the map but apparently I have a New Jersey accent. But I come from Long Island which is close enough. My dad talks just like Tony Soprano too.
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>>77730855
i'm warming up to this idea of fry sauce. going to try it out next time.
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wtf you guys?
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>>77731725
Wasn't there another name for it? Like none of the ones they showed?
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>>77731725

>you guys
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>>77731666
what is val accent supposed to be satan?
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Real American coming through.
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>>77731792

No idea, but let's call it "you have to go back".
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>>77731666
Why do I have a NY accentc (the oder big red is saint louis)
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im literally from minneapolis

shut it down
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>>77731792
Valley
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>>77731783
>yinz
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>>77732257
Oh, that's really not a thing aside from a few stupid white women.
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>Say these words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/regional-dialect-meme

I say "aunt" like "taunt" and "data" like "day-ta". I also spell it "theater" and "pajamas". This triggers bongs.
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>>77732283

What's yinz, my unknown friend.

>>77732082

You watch too many American films.
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yep, they got me. I'm from LA
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>>>/soc/
>>>/trash/
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>>77732685
pittsburghese
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>>77732685
Philly I think
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>>77731778
I would accept all hollows' eve
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>>77730785
1 post by this ID
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I's thuh Texanist, purrntly.
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Apparently its true that NOVA is an unholy abomination of Yankee and Southern.
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>>77731946
this is just niggerspeak
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>>77733082

It all eventually gets appropriated by whites. Accept it. It makes you more cultured.
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Pretty accurate, NYC here.
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>>77730574
>the wolf is giving birth
>grin.jpeg
>the devil is beating his wife
>mfw
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>>77733386
Forgot my pic
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>>77730574
Considering I have a really conservative accent, you can probably tell I'm very conservative. It's strange how I lived in the states for 5 years, developing a perfect American accent, and came home and picked up my old accent again, while people like pic related never moved out of Canada yet speak more American than me.

My accent is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAITudG7U00
I'm told it's like a west country accent mixed with a Scottish and Southern American accent.

I'm from a small fishing community. Everyone is mostly uneducated; I dropped out, but I still like to read and research.
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Well this seems pretty accurate
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>>77730574
It knows! When people hear me talk, they have no idea where I'm from. Apparently there are ways to tell that are too fine-grained for most people to pick up on.

What blows my mind is how many things I didn't have a word for. I never thought about the night before Halloween, I mean why would anyone? Caddy-corner? Who cares!

>>77731182
breh
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>>77733416
I literally say "How are ye"
Hehe.
Some people say "How em ya". One chinese fella came to school and said "Teacher, what does 'Howemya' mean". Of course, she didn't understand, being from outside the community. She said to him "Use that in a sentence". And the Chinese fella replies "Well, I was on my way to the lockers, and my friend says 'Howemya?". She realizes "Oh, you're friend means 'How are you?' ".
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>>77730574
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>>77730574

4th gen Texan.

Pretty correct
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>>77733080
Northern VA is literally Standard American
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>>77734137
Yea that seems right.
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From Massachusetts.
Its pretty accurate
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>>77733996

Lmao, just noticed the darkest part inside Texas is where I was born.
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Never set foot on on US soil. Learned British English in school

Boston accent.
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>>77731725

It's called mat night
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Who /Masshole/ here?
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>>77734858

I kek'd on that one too.

Probably a cali hippie fag thing.
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>>77734858
i'd say terrace
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Anyone else not from Philly call a Hoagie a Hoagie? I be from Baltimore
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>>77734942

>spicy hole pleasure
>jewgle chrome

This meme I like.
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>>77733801
>oh wow your from florrreeeeeeddddiiiaaahh
faggot detected
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>>77734571
Congratulations, this is what Boston people often sound like. It's accurate to say that swears are filler words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaVxTmB5k4
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>>77735146

Dude, it's a sub.
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It thinks I'm from Kentucky.

Not too far off.
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>>77734137
finally finished my quiz too, Arlington is close enough for me to be pretty impressed
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I've also lived in the UK for two years so I guess that has affected my pronounciation as well.
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>>77735146
I do, but my dad's from philly.

When you say water, is it WAH-TER, or WUH-TER?
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>>77735500
WAH-TAH
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>>77734571
>>77735364
>>77735418

How do you pronounce any of these words?:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
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Apparently I should move to Corona in Cali but I live in Virginia.
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>>77732144
sup fellow Minneapolis /pol/ster?
>you betcha
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>>77735594
Aughnt, root, wahsh, oil, theatah, iahn, samin, carmel, fiyah, watah, shoah, data, roo-in, crayahn, toilet, New Orleahns, Pee-can, both, agen, probably, Alabama, Loyer, Coopon, manaise, seerup, pajamas, cot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Vjd_hdYYw
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>quiz just uses the location on your phone or computer
>fag thinks 'oh wow, this quiz is dead on!'
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>>77736066
this
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>>77736066
Are you retarded? The source explains how this works. Different Americans in different regions use different words and pronunciations for the same thing.
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>>77736066
I'm in Leaveland OH
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It told me i belonged in syria ?
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>>77731783
except blacks took ya'll with them when theey spread out and now suburban white kids all over the country use y'all to imitate the cool black rappers they idolize
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>>77735886

Your pronunciation seems kind of ugly but I keked heartily at the vid. If it's cool in practice, it's cool. Now that's American.
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>>77730957
Nigga you oregon.
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>>77735594
Ant
Rowt
Wah-sh
Oi-ill
i-urn
car-mel
fi-ur
wa-tur
shur
day-tuh
roo-in
kray-yawn
toy-let
new or-lins
pee-can
boe-th
ag-ain
probully
law-yer
koo-pon
seer-up
caut
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>>77733082
>>77733206
nigger speak largely came from scottish/irish settlers
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>>77736244
Am I the only one who's noticed white liberals talking like southern black women now?
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>>77736244

I can attest to this. I'm in Portland and non-natives here unironically say "folks" and "ya'll".

>>77736382

I'm a student.

>>77736235

Hahaha! I wonder why, Ahmed.
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>>77736462
In Massachusetts the liberals have the standard American TV accent, everyone else has at least a slight Massachusetts accent.
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>>77736066
just use a VPN to test your theory then
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>>77736410

Midwest? We have a similar accent.
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>>77735594
/o:nt/
/ru:t/
/woʃ/
/oil/
/θi:tə/
/aiən/
/sæmn/
/kæræml/
/faiÉ™/
/wo:tÉ™/
/ʃo:r/
/deitÉ™/
/ruin/
/kreijən/
/toilet/
/njy: orliənz/
/pi:kn/
/bouθ/
/agen/
/prababli/
/spiting imidÊ’/
/ælæbæmə/
/loiÉ™/
/ku:pən/
/meijəneiz/
/sirəp/
/pədʒaməz/
/ko:t/

>inb4 americans who don't know IPA
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>>77736066
Nope, it detected my accent is Californian, but I currently live in Alaska.
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>>77736836
NW Virginia
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>>77730574
Thank fuck I'm not from fucking Texas.
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>>77730574
Wow that's neat, im actually from and living in Louisville. We use half southern and half midwestern terms for everything. It's a weird place.
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>>77736898
you accent is faggot
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Pretty accurate b/c I'm from Vegas.
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civilized folk incoming

also

>how the fuck do you pronounce "mary and merry the same, but marry different

mary and marry are clearly the same, but merry is different
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Looks about right.
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>>77737078
Agree, want to know who pronounces mary and merry the same and want them out of my country
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>>77737014
eat shit, cunt. California is the 6th largest economy in the world
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The first time I took it, I got all southern Florida cities like Miami.. Now I took it again with different questions and get California.
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>6th generation Texan
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>>77737182

oh yah eh?
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>>77730855
Whats fry sauce
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>>77737394
>a dozen different fucking names for a bug I've never heard of
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>>77730574

This quiz a shit, it doesn't allow for multiple choice but a lot of times I, or people in my area, will use several terms for the same thing.

Coke, pop, soda, etc. for example.
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>>77734571
remember that swears are filler
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I hate the American accent, it's an accent of slaves.
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Best hotdog brand (thats not a rarity)???

Let me guess: hebrew national
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>>77737299
>6th largest parasite
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central valley CA here
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>>77735500
WAH TAH
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>>77737592
Vienna
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>>77730574
Apparently I'm hawaiian
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Who Boston accent here?
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>>77737492
What do they not have fireflies in Canada?
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>>77737299
>agriculture center forced to be there because shitty laws prevent it from being in a place that makes much more sense, the south
it would be even more profitable there
i however dont live in either of those shitty regions
Arizona Master Race reporting in
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Born in Austin, living in Houston. Pretty close.
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>>77737874
Theyre called somalis
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>>77737805

WAAF best radio station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Vjd_hdYYw
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>>77735594
Aaant
Rowt
waash
Oi-il
Theeter
I ern
Samon
Cara mel
Fie -ur
wa tur
Shure
Datuh
Rune
Cra -on
Toilet
New Orlins
Pee caan
bOth
A-ggen 'soft g'
Probubbly
Spitting image
Alabama
Loyer
Coo-pons
Mannaise / Mayo
Surup
Puh jamas
Caut
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>>77737900
>Arizona

No wonder you're so mad
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>>77736874

I understood most of it. I can't tell if you're more American or British, though.

>>77737078

That's what I said, then everything suspiciously went blue.

>>77737492

It's too cold up there.

>>77737585

We have the coolest accent next to Australia.
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>>77737874
I'm familiar with fireflies, I meant the other one they mentioned. "Pillbugs" I think they're called.
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>>77737731
me too.
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>>77737948
I like Dennis and Callahan personally
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>>77737900
>I know nothing about USDA hardiness zones, frost conditions, soil science, or the length of harvest period
>muh glorious south and evil desert california meme
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I am from all over though.
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They know
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>>77737900
>>77738462
Wouldn't the Midwest make the most sense for something agriculturally focused?
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Who likes to pahk the cah in the Hahvid Yahd?
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>>77735594

aunt (like 'taunt'), r out, wahsh, the a ter, i urn, sal min, fi ur, wah ter, shur, day-tah, roo in, cray-ahn, toy lit, (not sure how to pronounce it), pee cahn, bowth, uh-gin, prob-ly, Al-uh-bam-uh, loi-yer, kyu-pahn, ma-yahn-nays, sier-up, pa-jah-muhs, cawt
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>>77738249
I'm a total fag and I'm not into sports, my dad loves that shit though.
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>>77738792
Me you fahkin losah
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the quiz did alright
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>>77738176

A.K.A. rolly pollies. They're insects that live in the dirt and curl up into balls when touched.
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>>77730574
r8 my poo map lads
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>>77738462
>>77738753
>muh glorious south
pretty sure i called it a shitty region

Arizona>>>>>>>>>>>california or the south
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http://nyti.ms/1UfXTSj

Anything different is absolute halal.
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Im very cosmopolitan
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From western Kentucky.
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>>77738986
We call them woodlice for some reason
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>>77739422
>Springfield MA, Providence and the Southwest

I can only assume that you're Mexican
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>>77739422
in other words a slave
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>>77730574
LA reporting
Mom's from the south, dad's from Beirut.
(i'm not a shitskin, my ancestors weren't raped by muzz)
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Philadelphia here. The question asking about sandwiches gives it away when I answer "hoagie".
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>Complete quiz
>"Sorry, an error has occurred."

This website is trash
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>>77737454
Either mayo and ketchup or mayo and BBQ sauce. I've seen it both ways.
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Central Jersey.
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>>77739907
I've had to do it twice. Whyte ppl can't into computers
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>>77739549
Half but I'm a 5th generation American and have lived in Texas my entire life, don't even know any spanish. My skin is so white no one even can tell.
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TRAFFIC ISLAND
AHAHAHAHA
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>>77730574
To any anon that can make a wallpaper out of that blueish color, I would really appreciate it.
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>>77740419
>bubbler
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>>77738792
right heeh ya fucking shit
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>>77740943
>water fountain
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>>77740985
Water fountain is the best term. A 'bubbler' sounds like a bubble machine.
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>>77740602
Like this?

>>77740943
>bubblah
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>>77739261

Here's a (You). American films/10.
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>>77741100
i mean with the kind of bubbly look to it. I really like the splotchyness it reminds me of like... really thick water that you would see if you were at goo lagoon
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>>77739382

Halal means good. Haram means bad.

Chicago here, so similar probly.
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>>77733206
>Oregon
Should I even be surprised you spew such degeneracy
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>>77741100
>>77741177
>>77741199
>>77741522

wew lads
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Bubbler gave me away
> t. Cheese
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Rate, I'm from oregon.
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I fit in almost everywhere
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>>77741522

I'm a student from Chicago. Portland is degenerate, but I doubt the rest of the state is like this.

RAW Footage, Part 1: 2nd Trump Rally, Portland State University https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8HZgSo1D4g

When Canada Rules the World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G84iG3Ny3o
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>>77732873
1 post by this ID
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>>77739525
we call them slaters, but that wasn't there
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>>77741882

If you went to Chicago, you'd probably sound like a nigger without all the slang.

>>77741780

If it's a backwater where people wear flannel unironically, then 8/10.
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>>77734137
Standard American is literally Midwest. Newscaster accent.
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>>77730574
Everyone who isn't me is objectively inferior.
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>>77735594
>Ant
>R-out
>oyle
>theeter
>I-rn
>samen
>carramel
>fyre
>w-otter
>shure
>dayta
>rewin
>cr-eh-on
>toylet
>New Orlins
>peecan
>bowth
>agen
>prawbably
>alabama
>loyer
>coopon
>maynaise
>sirup
>pajamas
>cawt
>>
I don't think my location affects my political leanings in the slightest.
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>>77742926
IT'S CAR-MEL YOU QUEEN LOVING FUCK
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>>77742357
>>>77741882 (You)
>If you went to Chicago, you'd probably sound like a nigger without all the slang.

What does that even mean ctfu
I've been to Chicago and it's not that hard to fit in
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Should I just kill myself now and be done with it?
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Somehow i speak somewhere between a Mormon, spic and a nigger.
mcfucking kill me
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more maps like this of other states please.

Also if you call a drinking fountain a bubbler you are officially a man child.
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The only states I've lived in are MA and NH, so its accurate.
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>>77730574
>has lived in four different states
>mostly in the Midwest/West
>has never lived in AZ
wot
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>>77733082
That's funny because the term 'sketchy' is usually used to describe where black people live
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What does it mean by this?
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Can you guess what state I'm from?
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>>77741076
>>77740985
>not 'drinking fountain'
>the term that clearly makes the most sense since it's a fountain you drink out of
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>>77743887
Then again, I've never really spent much time in the South or Northwest.
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>>77744480
exactly. A water fountain is just a fountain.
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>>77741199
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>>77735594
Ant, Root, Oyle, Therater,I ron, Samon,Keramel,Fyre,What er, Chure, Da ta, Ru ine, Cr ray on, Toil let, Nuw Or-leanes, Pee can, Bothhe, Agen, Probly, Spittin imaje, Albama,Loyer, Cupon, May o naisse, Syr-up, Pa jam ass, Cawt.
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>>77744868
thanks
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>>77743506
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>>77744868
That's a bit aesthetic
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>>77742604
some midwesterners sound canadian
id say standard american is western
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>18-wheelers
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master race reporting in
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>>77745813
It's trucks you retard.
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>>77746009
dont you mean tractor trailers?
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>>77746085
What? Trucks are y'know, Trucks.
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>>77746139
Truck is a generic name for everything that includes pickups trucks to tractor trailers, my maple syrup swigging poutine consuming asian friend
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>>77745121
I love it. These are the best representation of America known to man
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>>77746215
It's still trucks for all of them, I also live on the east coast.
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>>77746335
Truck is the proper word, but there are different types of truck, to be more specific.

I live on the east coast too
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>>77746139
That's like someone asking whether you say crayfish or crawdad and you replying "well I just call it an animal because that's what it is"

Well yeah, that's correct, but it's not specific. A truck can refer to a wide variety of vehicles. How would you respond if someone asks whether you're talking about a pickup truck or an 18-wheeler?
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It's called pop and yinz all suck
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>>77746486
fuck off pennsyltucky, its you'se guys
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>>77746486
>yinz
wat?
>>
Texas
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>>77746578
its pennsyltucky faggots

you'se guys is the only proper one from PA
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>>77735594
>not pronouncing wash warsh

haha peasants
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>>77746420
Yeah, But they are all called trucks in the grand scale. Like a Ford Ranger is a truck, And a big hauling truck is by default a truck. It's just because here people talk like gatorade drinking foul mouthed irishmen on meth.
>>77746467
See above, We try to be as fast talkin as possible.
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>>77746678
Phillyfag here. I unironically use youse guys
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>>77746704
NEPA detected

pretty nice day out, heyna?
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>>77733801
Ayyyeee I'm from Pembroke Pines
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>>77746755
I'm born and raised NYC/NJ, but currently NEPAfag. I don't use heyna or youse guys or any other valleyspeak, I keep my NYC accent, but I know of all the PA accents and words
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>>77746678
Just say "you guys". You sound like an inbred faggot if you say it any other way.

Although I will say I said "you guys" to a couple ladies at a restaurant I worked at in my teens and one of them went off on this whole thing about how she wasn't a guy or something. She didn't even have a southern accent or anything so she surely heard the term before.
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T E X A S
E
X
A
N
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>>77746993
I say you guys, and I use it for groups of either gender.

You'se guys is a PA thing, I've never actually heard anyone say it but its a meme just like wawa vs sheetz


fuck sheetz
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not murrican but took the test anyway
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New Brunswick is practically Maine anyways, just with different flags.
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Everyone in PA just says you guys or yinz. And its called pop you faggots
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Makes sense, I guess. I did spend most of my life in Missouri, specifically St. Louis County.
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>>77747102
I only know what the wawa is because of the bloodhound gang :^)
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>>77747271
Its called soda, fuck off pennsyltucky for the 3rd time
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>>77747271
Damn right it is!
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>>77747351
It's called "soda pop". Yeah let's call it "soda", the fucking adjective of the phrase. Makes real sense
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I'm from the Twin Cities what the fuck.
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Can I into freedom?
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>>77731725
Why isn't nothing an option? I've never met someone who gives a shit about the night before.
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>>77747351
fuck off you Jersey jagoff, go live in Philly with the niggers if you think you know PA so much.
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>>77747525
learn you phrases fellow cuckstater

This is what a REAL Minnesotans map looks like
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>>77747724
I'm from NYC you fat cunt, I've been up here for 14 years.

Philly isn't PA, give that shithole back to maryland
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>>77730574
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I have never heard of a "Kitty corner" or knowledge of what the area between the grass and sidewalk is called. Why do they bother to name these things?

Southern Kommiefornia, btw.
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>>77730574
B O S T O N
O
S
T
O
N

Is this good?
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>>77747687
Lmao I only picked Mischief night because I watched that episode of Rocket Power.
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>>77747908
wow NYC, a fucking shithole city that smells like shit and piss all year long
>>
>>77730574
Since I'm from North TX I'd say this is pretty accurate
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>>77747237
>New Brunswick is practically Maine anyways, just with different flags.

NON, TABARNAK DE CALISSE DE CIBOIRE de crisse de tabarnak.
de calisse.
maudit.
sacrement.
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>>77748011
>implying the entire city is made up of manhattan and brooklyn

I'm from the whitest neighborhood in the city, as well as one of the richest.

Fuck off nigger
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>>77747962
I've heard kitty corner my whole life, but I agree I've never heard of a term for the grass between a sidewalk and a road. Like what does anyone do on that patch of land to deserve a name for it?
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Houston Texas here
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Im Canadian. Somehow I landed Boston. Ive seen good will hunting anf we dont sound like those demented pasty plastic paddys with their 'ya fawkin hawdddddonnnnn' towbooth willy accents.
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>>77730574
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>>77747624
yes. The most freedom that can freedom.
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>>77747971
pls respond
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>>77747971
Some would say that Boston and New England are the only good parts of America
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>>77748133
FERME DONC TA CALISSE DE YEULE AMERICAN A MARDE

SIGNED AN ANGRY DRUNK QUEBECER
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>>77748179
aw that's nice, I bet you pay your cuck taxes all year long
>>
>>77748230
>what does anyone do on that patch of land to deserve a name for it?
when niggers murder each other, it gives the cops some navigational info as to where the bullet casings are found etc.
>>
If you aren't from New York or New Jersey, you literally have a shitty accent and talk like a fucking fag.
>>
>>77748416
I didn't pay taxes when I lived there, and I pay PA taxes now :)

>>77748387
some are retarded
>>
>>77748363
This is what Boston people often act and talk like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaVxTmB5k4
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>>77748407
>AMERICAN
baise mon trou d'ane calisse
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>>77748465
this

staten island/bayonne here, where u at fellow taylor ham and egg bro?
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>>77748474
>he lives in Faggotsylvania and is talkin shit about New England
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>>77748474
good, drink your pop and shut your mouth
>>
>>77748534
Most of CT is literally nigger infested, Boston is also nigger infested, as is most of Massachusetts. I've been to NE many times, its a depressing shithole full of niggers and retarded accents.

>>77748584
I don't drink soda, only sweet tea, water, and raspberry iced tea
>>
>>77748387
>>77748478
Thank. Also, this is just like listening to Croatian. I'm referring to excessive use of fucking of course.
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>>77748363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwbzGyC6t4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Vjd_hdYYw

Essentially, It's the master race accent.
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>>77748708
New England is literally one of the whitest areas of this whole country, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>77748363
>please clap

way to go croatia. You sound like a Boston piece of shit. maybe the worst dialect this country has to offer
>>
>>77748505
Tom's River nj
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>>77748834
Fuck you too guy
>>
Pretty good.
I'm from Virginia.
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Seems accurate. I grew up in southern Indiana and the majority of my family is from the St. Louis metro, both the Illinois and Missouri sides.
>>
>>77748791
Lmao Seth Meyers lace curtain Bedford NH faggot upbringing comes through a little bit
>>
>>77748834
>what is scranton

ey youse guys wanna go down ta da bahr and grab a couple two tree beers, heyna?
>>
>>77748708
Where the hell did you go in Boston that was so infested with niggers? Roxbury, Dorchester, Mattapan? Boston is the most unintentionally racially segregated city ever.
>>
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>>77733080
where in nova? I grew up in fauquier county and ended up with this.
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>>77749126
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston#Demographics

I went to boston
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>>77748879
it's between a NY accent and a Boston accent as the worst. I can't decide which is worse
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It knows!
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>>77749179
Compare this to literally any other major city in the US outside of Montana, Wyoming and the Daktoas. They're all like that or worse. I'm 40 mins from Boston and it's 98% white, all the towns around are the same.
>>
>Aussies in Virginia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E
>>
>>77731725

Up here we call it gate-night
>>
>>77736066
my accent was bay area and i live in south carolina
good one retard
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>>77748133
Nobody likes Quebecois, and nobody can communicate with Acadians.
Seriously, not even Quebeckers can understand Acadian Franglais. It's kind of amazing.
>>
>>77749212
Boston is definitely worse.

East coast accents are all trash though, and southern accents are only okay on women, sound like shit on men
>>
>>77749212
>>77749470
Reminder that if you have a general American accent you have no goddamn soul and learned how to talk from TV.
>>
>>77747624
>>77748295
>>77732082
>>77731905
>>77735418
Maps make no sense, probably speak shit enlglish

>>77735364
>>77735418
>>77737731
>>77739261
>>77743317
>>77747127
>>77748295
>>77748363
People who speak bong-language

>>77744234
you can't speak properly
>>
>>77749566
>coastal talking about people not having souls

Wew
>>
>>77749179
Almost every major city is full of niggers, but considering you were a tourist I doubt you would see the worst of Boston's negro population. Yes, you will see quite a few blacks here and there, but compared to most major cities in the US, Boston blacks mainly prowl in their own little designated areas. Is Boston the only major city you've been to? Go to Philly and NYC and then comeback and talk about nigger infestations.
>>
>>77749697
>Boston blacks mainly prowl in their own little designated areas.
This is true in almost every major city in the US
>>
North Jersey master race reporting
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>says I'm from western NY cities
>actually live on the eastern side

Close enough, it is all dark red anyway.
>>
>>77749694
>eating fried gravy balls, talking slow and Nascar

Quite the culture you guys have.
>>
>>77749466
>fucking leaf
partir the fuck out.
>>
>>77749762
Not really. Have you ever been to Baltimore, Chicago or Philly? You could be in the most touristy section and be 30 seconds of walking distance away from a gunfight.
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What does this mean?
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>>77749566
lel no. If you lived in the midwest you talked like this from the start, and TV copied it because it sounds way better than your shitty coastal accents.
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get the fuck out of here, this shit is dead on, i'm in NYC
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>>77730574

Sure right on the spot, Minnesota.
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>>77750074
Just do it.
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>>77749832
>Nightclubs, never going into nature and vomitting on children at Phillies games is """culture"""

Coastals are pathetic
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>>77750074
It means you sound like a brain-dead Californian
>>
>i'm from Australia

on holiday in california for the past month, is this why people think I talk funny?
>>
From Detroit
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>>77750392
I'm Scottish.....

How can that sound like a Californian?
>>
>>77749958
>partir
Quit speaking in faggot and I might know what you're trying to say.
>>
Anyone who calls coke "pop" is disgusting. i seriously cringe hard when i hear the word "pop" used. i cringe just thinking about it.

>muh pop
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Toronto, Ontario
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>>77750504
idk, maybe scotts are the Californians of bongland
>>
>>77750664
i really wonder what determines our difference as far as Arizona goes.I'm from Minnesota, basically Canada Mini, and I had all of the west from New mexico west all red/orange
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>>77750616
I didn't get the soda question. Is it random?
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yea its accurate it triangulated my posotion
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>>77751038
I visited Minnesota once (Little Canada, funnily enough) and I did notice that a lot of the people spoke with what we would think are "Canadian" accents.

Are your parents/family from the southwestern states?
>>
>>77732144
>im literally from minneapolis
Strongly consider suicide
>>
I call ''soda'' fizzydrinks.
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Lived in Rhode Island my whole life

Pretty accurate
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I don't think this is all too accurate for non-natives. That said, i got Boston and New York.

The most defining question was about sneakers/trainers, I was taught sneakers at school and apparently that's east coast dialect.
>>
>>77751369
No one in my family has ever lived in the SW. Everyone came from around Minnesota. So I'm not sure where the differences come from.
>>
>>77735776
As a person who lives 15 minutes from corona, don't eve go there
>>
>>77744336
Canada?
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