Take this accent test and see what part of the nation you belong to.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html
Your way of speaking strongly reflects and influences your culture, how do you think this affects your political affiliation?
Gomer Pyle checking in from the other thread.
My accent reflects my culture, which is non-SJW realistic liberals with blue collar Irish immigrant culture dominating.
>>77721537
I had a conversation with another southerner recently about how we pronounce hog, dog, log, frog, fog, etc.
most of us say "fahg" for all of them except dog is "dawg". I feel like a total phony when i say "dahg", whereas hawg sounds like a complete moron.
AZanon here, pretty good test
>>77721817
what is distinctive about arizona? I used to have co-workers in phoenix and they sounded neutral to me.
>>77721941
no fucking clue, the test knows what it is apparently
>>77722064
It's less the accent and more the words you use for different things.
>>77721158
>Your way of speaking strongly reflects and influences your culture, how do you think this affects your political affiliation?
I don't agree with this, in general, except when people from different areas interact sometimes one will think the other sounds unintelligent.
I think Bernie would have done better in the primaries if he had a less-pronounced accent.
>>77722529
It is verifiable fact that the words you use affects the way you think. Your higher order thinking is a semantic network.
>>77722495
>It's less the accent and more the words you use for different things.
I'm surprised it didn't include "pie" for pizza. I can't stand to hear that; to me a pie is a sweet dish.
On the other hand I grew up referring to soft drinks as "cokes", which is pretty retarded.
what did they mean by this?
fugg, am I a cuck?
>>77722759
Looks like Wisconsin and upstate New York best reflect the dialect of whatever part of Britain you're from, I assume England.
>>77722789
>fugg, am I a cuck?
No, but if you ever visit america you will be welcomed in that area, and some other areas will treat you like an invader.
>>77722859
I have a mix of accents, I was born in Russia lived there until 9, moved to Swtizerland for 4 years and now living in UK for about 7/8 years.
Interesting. I love these kinda of linguistic tests
>>77723150
Some of my favorite accents are blends like that. Maybe it's because you have an accent that's practically unique.
I have a vietnamese friend who was born in america to vietnamese immigrants, and she has the strangest accent ever, but she sounds amazing.
>>77723234
Was it accurate?
Pretty accurate. I live about 20 minutes from Santa Ana and a lot of my family is from Michigan.
I was born and raised here in commiefornia, but nobody I converse with believes me when I say that. Most everyone thinks I come from strange parts (areas include the southern states, britain, new zealand, australia).
I just don't geddit.
Help me out my American brothers
>>77722708
As long as you dont call it "pop"...
Seems very accurate.
Michigander
accurate
>>77723775
Really seems like a lot of foreigners are basically just New Yorkers.
>questions 1
>Can't answer because there's no "yousens" option
Fuck sake. I just want to see what kind of yank I would be.
I'm okay with any result as long as it isn't related to the nigger-infested south.
>>77723936
>Maine and Kansas are the same
This doesn't really surprise me.
>>77723857
What the fuck is yousens? Is that your plural you?
Flyover reporting in :^)
I guess Boston aren't as Irish as they thought
is this good?
I'm from Columbus, Ohio. This doesn't surprise me because it's a microcosm of America. I'll say shit like "Y'all wanna pass me a soda?" The way I speak is almost ironic, but I did live in Athens, Ohio for 4 years and Alaska for a summer, now I'm in Chicago.
>>77724051
Yeah.
South Illinois reporting
What does this mean?
>>77724172
> using soda
> not calling it a pop
>>77724206
you brits and your butchered english are pretty fucked up
rate me
>>77721158
Never knew Delaware and Alaska spoke so similarly
>>77724392
>using pop
>not calling it soda
kys
>>77724432
I think it's exclusively a Northern Irish thing, to be fair to the rest of the Brits. We call "gym shoes" guddies, for example.
>>77721158
Midwest anon who lived in Massachusetts for a year here
pretty accurate
>>77724392
If you call Soda, pop you might as well secede because we don't want you.
>>77724481
>southern CA
faggot or beaner/10
>>77724392
I know, it's weird.
I also picked up "the devil is beating his wife" a long time ago and still use it. I assume that's a southern thing.
I believe it
>Sorry an error has occurred
Fuck sake.
Am I a true American?
Chicago nigga.
I got pinned for a major urbanite all the same.
>>77724537
You mad you ain't got no culture? Do yourself a favor and get a cray-ahn, paint yourself car-ra-mel/car-mal and move to Chi-town, via your most convenient expressway.
Apparently I'm from Boston.
From the UK, never visited the US in my life.
Is the dark island to the top right...Long Island? I sound like one of those douchbags?
>>77724677
>that one spot in Eastern Pennsylvania
Wat? Because the Amish?
>tfw live in Orlando
>tfw eternal Florarayan
Feels good man. Only problem is that I wasnt even born in the U.S.
>>77724792
Forgot my pic...It was the terror of sounding like i'm from there.
Can you guess where I'm from?
i'm from dallas, kinda surprised how close this was. usually these accent quiz things are awful
i have a very bastardized accent i blame on television.
>>77723625
forgot pic
>>77724172
>>77724380
>>77724534
>>77724727
Represent.
>Be from New Hampshire
>Get mexicommiefornia
>>77724863
congrats here are you new neighbors
Pretty accurate. Amusing that half my answers were "We don't have a word for this."
We learn californian english in France apparently
>>77724091
Boston terminology is actually pretty Anglo derived.
>>77724870
Worcester
>>77724997
Whoa man, far out. Tubular. How do you say coffee, bro?
>>77724986
I know that feel.
>>77724677
No. your region must be relevant on the geopolitical scale.
Shit I live between Seattle and Tacoma..bretty accurate.
Interesting. I am from Argentina, so I don't really know what this means.
Is it bad?
>>77724764
IT'S SODA NOT POP YOU NIGGER!
other part of new york
>>77725347
You speak English like a New England Yankee
either this is just a way to find out where you live, or someone thinks a panther and a mountain lion are the same animal
>>77725356
Its pop, its always been pop.
Pepsi, Coke, Lemonade....all 'Fizzy Pop'
>>77724938
this one has always been spot on for me
my original map had Charlotte instead of the SC-GA border which is more accurate since I'm from Winston
>>77721817
Also AZ anon
>>77725287
We should honestly force immigrants to pronounce Worcester properly before they become citizens.
>>77725226
Chicago here. We have no word for it either. I like devil beating his wife, though.
Here's a script/ff addon to add your state and region flags:
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
Born and raised in New Orleans. People tell me I do have the accent
>>77725168
Californian English is very neutral compared to the rest of the nation, so I'm not surprised
>>77725453
I hope you pronounce it 'Wooster' otherwise you are wrong.
Close
>>77725226
devil is beating his wife
my grandfather used to say it whenever he heard any thunder regardless of situation, but I know that's what the term is meant for
>>77724825
Pennsylvania Deutsch. Amish is a religion.
>>77725444
Where do you live that lemonade is fizzy?
>>77721158
Atlanta here
>y'all, Coke, and doodle bug
>>77721158
I was born in NE Ohio and raised by people from there but I grew up in central Florida. I got the same results when this came out years ago and it pisses people off who get narrowed down because they feel like the generator knows too much or something. Be jelly, predictable fags.
>>77725576
Lemonade is always fizzy...are you taking the piss?
>>77725513
>pronouncing "war-chester" as "wooster"
>>77724677
You should apply for a job on CNN or some other network, since you seem to have an "american" accent, rather than a regional one.
>>77725509
born in new england, live west coast now
>>77725513
Wor chester, Harry.
I'm in MI, pretty accurate, but I want to move to Portland or Seattle.
Londoner here
Test didn't work for me but I got based Michigan when I did it before
>>77725404
you speak english like a Jew apparently
How did I do /pol/? Good or bad?
>>77725660
No, I'm being dead serious, lemonade is not carbonated buddy. Unless lemonade is something else in Bongistan?
>>77725760
i like the cut of your jib
classic ny accent with a bit of a coon influence
>>77725660
Lemonade is never fizzy.
You make it by putting lemon juice and sugar into water, unless you used club soda instead or something.
>>77725517
Where though?
>>77725622
No kin of mine.
>>77724764
>cray-ahn,
HOW CAN IT NOT BE THAT?
also I bet you say "pie" for pizza without gagging. I heard a yankee once say that if he needed money he could always "drive pies".
I buried his corpse out behind the shed.
>>77725695
Our Wooster was before you Wooster, therefore we are right. Ours is near Gloucester...Pronounced Gloster of course.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worcester
>>77725622
>>77725404
>>77725347
>>77725168
Seemingly all the non-americans are scoring pretty high on Hawaii.
>>77725552
I know Amish is a religion. I was being a tit. Guess they don't get out much around there.
>>77725660
if you have bubbles in your lemonade I think you're the one taking/drinking piss
>>77725782
They're referring to something similar to Sprite or Sierra Mist.
Fucking Eurotrash.
>>77725288
>How do you say coffee
Is that a trick question? How do you Oree-gon hipsters mangle that?
>>77723782
Fuck you southernfag
>>77721158
(((scott golder)))
Any other Baltimorons here?
perfect
>>77725782
So am I, Lemonade is always fizzy...I have a bottle in the kitchen right now.
Lemon, Sugar and Water....is Lemon Cordial, or just Lemon Juice..
Any other bongs back me up on this please. Lemonade, Fizzy...
>>77725674
>I have never heard of such a thing
Goddamn Eurofags
>>77724844
that test is frighteningly accurate; how can florida even have a regional accent, with all the snowbirds, cubans, and rednecks mixed together.
unless they use your IP too.
Commiefornia here, how do other burgers refer to freeways? Always super weird to me that people say "110" and not "The 110"
>>77725846
IT'S "CLUB POP" YOU NIGGER!
>>77725729
Holy shit I just noticed I should in Hawaii
>>77726030
sorry man let's hope i win the green card lottery so i can see the freedom :^)
>>77725939
Sprite is nothing like Lemonade you tart. Sprite is Lemon/Lime flavoured fizzy pop.
Lemon juice and water is just Lemon Cordial.
>>77725878
Not very much at all.
Most of them are ex-Amish, or on Rumspringa.
>mfw i live in iowa and use pop and soda interchangeably, often switching between the two at random
>mfw i do this for a lot of shit
Fuck this test, it gave me commie-fornia.
A lot of this road specific shit just baffles me.
People have a word for the strip of grass between the road and the sidewalk?
Fuck this, I'm out.
>>77726005
That's nonsense. Citrus flavored carbonated beverages are just called soda
>>77726134
easement wasnt an option, so berm
Russian here. Well, they teach us British English, not 'merican one.
Bostonian here
>>77726066
http://groceries.asda.com/search/lemonade?cmpid=ahc-_-ghs-_-asdacom-_-hp-_-search-lemonade
Lemonade motherfucker. And Asda is owned by Walmart...so even Walmart calls it Lemonade.
>>77726108
WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN?
>>77726078
Well Hawaii does have the cuckstamp on their flag
>>77721158
chicago native, seems pretty accurate.
>>77726108
>mfw Americans call it "Lemonade", not "lemon lime fizzy pop"
>>77726224
pic didn't load
>>77726108
Lemon Cordial? What's that gay French shit? It's lemonade. And fizzy pop? Who are you, Willy Wonka?
>>77726241
>cuckstamp
Kek you alright there pajama flag?
>>77721158
Wait, so "sneakers" is only a northeastern thing? What the fuck do the rest of you call casual rubber-soled shoes?
also
>devil beating his wife means sunshower
wut
>>77721158
It got it right in that it guessed Utah, but that it guessed it mainly because I call them potato bugs is kind of weird.
I don't think it affects my political affiliation though, because I have an accent that nobody can really place. No matter where I am in the country, people think I talk weird. Even where I grew up.
>>77726046
it would be I-110, like I-40, I-95 and I-85 and I-77
>>77725434
I'm certain it did not ask me that. I'm in NC where we don't have any animals like that, so I wonder if the test DOES use your IP location to a degree.
>>77726240
http://groceries.asda.com/search/lemon%20cordial
Lemon Cordial...its Lemon...not fizzy.
>>77721158
What does this even mean?
>>77726134
I'm a calistani and iirc 'island' is the legally defined term here.
I've never heard of a kitty corner though, it's just a fucking corner
>>77726200
New England English is unsurprisingly pretty similar to British English
>>77726386
Route-110
>>77725660
you are probably drinking something like pic related. my grandparents are Italian so I've had it a couple times
lemonade has no carbonation
>>77726388
it randomizes questions
>>77721158
Holy shit, Louisiana lit the fuck up when I said Poor Boys
>>77726244
You a fellow nig?
>>77725811
That's tight, son. Knowhatimean? Forget about it.
>>77725856
Nah senpai, it's just pizza. "Pizza pie" belongs on television.
>>77725864
Go ask Alastair how much he hates you that you assume you know how to say Scottish placenames, but can't because you're a posh prick.
>>77725946
I'm only a student here in Or-re-gin, and in Portland, no less.
>>77726320
I thought bongs spell if pyjamas?
>>77726317
Pop is a catch-all term for sugary drinks.
Fizzy Pop is a catch-all term for carbonated drinks.
Lemonade is carbonated.
Lemon Cordial is not carbonated.
Its not fuckin rocket science yank, I know you get confused with too many words...but really.
yinz is a pretty dead giveaway desu but oh well
makes sense seeing as i'm from the oklahoma city area
They got me down to my city wtf
Live in Columbus, Ohio. I'm thoroughly midwest
>>77726340
I just call them shoes; or if they are specialized, running shoes/tennis shoes/etc (depending what kind of sport they are designed for).
>>77721158
listening to a podcast with 2 guy from jersey and one from staten island has left its mark
>>77721158
Pretty good test they came really close for me.
>>77725509
I'm seriously starting to think your IP plays a part. I know that some people in New Orleans have that creole thing going, but where in the test was that asked? Unless they gave you different questions, like that mountain lion one that they don't seem to ask everybody.
Pretty fucking creepy how accurate this is, I have been in Alaska for 15 years but I lived near Aurora for most of my childhood.
I would have been impressed that they just got it down to Colorado, or Denver. But so specific as Aurora, fucking creepy.
>>77725622
Love you Ivan
>>77726512
I'm not posh you dickhead, Northern England. I just know how to say place names properly.
Fucking yanks, you give them a perfectly good language and they have to fuck it all up. Next you'll be telling me ebonics is a language too.
>>77726523
Your fucking test already cucked my spelling fml.
>>77726524
Your asshole is a catch-all for Muslim penis
>>77721158
>http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html
im from gilbert, az..
QUADS
>>77726473
San Pellegrino is the shit. Mixes well with alcohol too
Hey their right.
literally where
>>77726388
as a fellow NC, you know what a mountain lion is just by extension. Hell, Western Carolina are the Catamounts which are the same thing
>>77726524
Pop is the normal word for soda.
Lemonade is not carbonated.
Fizzy pop and lemon cordial are made up words. Don't need em.
Nigels btfo
>>77726541
Have you ever left, though?
It knows I'm a Utahfag
>>77721158
Did I dun good?
>>77726524
see >>77726473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade
"Most lemonade varieties can be separated into two distinct types: cloudy, and clear, each known simply as "lemonade" in countries where dominant. Cloudy lemonade, generally found in North America and India, is a traditionally homemade drink made with lemon juice, water, and sweetened with cane sugar or honey. Found in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand, clear lemonade is a lemon, or lemon-lime flavored, carbonated soft drink.
The earliest written evidence of lemonade has been found in Egypt, dated to around 1000 AD, It is believed that the fruit was introduced from Asia around 700 AD. Here, a wine made with lemons, dates, and honey was enjoyed by peasants, and bottles of lemon juice with sugar, known as qatarmizat were imported and consumed locally.
In 1676, a company known as Compagnie de Limonadiers was founded in Paris. Having been granted monopoly rights to sell lemonade, vendors roamed the streets serving the drink in cups from tanks on their backs.
The first reference found to a carbonated lemonade was in 1833."
>>77722759
>aurora
why did they point out that shithole to you
>>77721478
autist detected
>>77726691
Thats right bitch, get btfo and resort to 'muslim' calling. What you at now, 63% white? Another 13% and the US isn't a white country anymore.
Whilst we tootle along at 84%. Bunch of yank half-breeds.
>>77726626
I think the questions are switched out at times. I took it again and I got the mountain lion question which doesn't matter because we don't have those. The only local question it asked me that seemed local was the crawfish question
Tfw New Yorker and I go to Miami all the time.
>that kitty corner/whatever question
I've never heard of such a retarded set of words.
>>77726524
But you sound like a fairy talking about your "fizzy bizzy lemon cordial pop"
>>77724638
Yea man its a southern thing. My great granny saido it all the time when I was little.
surprisingly accurate
>>77726999
You mean caddy-corner, right?
>>77726626
I don't think it does. I took the test a while ago and got slightly different questions than today.
Wtf? Are all non-americans learning their English from Seinfeld and Friends?
>>77726960
>white homeland
>only 84% white
Wow what an accomplishment
>>77727104
yes?
>>77726631
You probably put out some weird ass tell-tale signs. You probably have a name for sunshowers and everything.
>>77726663
On fonem, fuck niggas keep talking like they ain't got a fucked up lining and shit, youse an ugly mufacka real talk imma flame yo ass nigga tryna tell me i ain't got no language and shit
>>77726960
Is it true you guys dont put ice in your drinks?
>>77727113
You elected a Kenyan president.
>>77727104
pls no bully
Did i win
>>77721158
Dead-on
>>77726960
See
>>77726892
You sound grumpy, Achmed.
>>77723782
no it is called pop
Am I the only person that calls the grass in the center of a boulevard a centre?
>>77727188
Depends...I usually do, some people don't.
>>77726968
ok, that makes sense, sorta. i'll take it again and see if it still puts me in fucking alabama. I've lived in NC my entire life, and other native north carolinians have accused me of sounding like a yankee.
Dead on
>>77726998
miami has the same lexicon as NY because all the NY jews go down to miami to retire
>>77727284
No as grumpy as you Tyrone.
What do you all call the cart you get at a grocery store, and how do you pronounce "grocery"?
A shopping cart, and "groshery".
South Jersey/Philly
>>77727292
yes. it's a fucking median. DON'T DRIVE ON THE MEDIAN.
>>77727292
>centre
turn off the proxy, nigel
>>77727291
It's called soda you simple faggot
>>77727325
Which side my nigga
>>77726134
I'm from Iowa too and it always guesses Des Moines and Omaha for me.
rate me lads
>>77725434
Up in some of the hick parts of the rockies mountains I have heard people call cougars, panthers.
>>77721158
mainefag. midcoast specifically.
>>77724537
chill out bro.go get a pop to cool off
Rate me
>>77727197
And the mayor of your capital and largest, most influential city is an actual confirmed Mohammedan and is actively trying to enforce Sharia under the guise of leftism. We're in the same boat, bucko
>>77721158
Interesting test, and very accurate too. Midwest is the best senpai.
>>77727413
Gonna throw a spanner in the works here.
Its a shopping trolley.
>>77727416
It got mine exact, I live in philly
>>77727295
Oh, I always heard you guys drank everything room temp, good for you though.
>>77727413
grow-cer-ee, which usually just become gross-ry
shopping cart and buggy are interchangeable
I get the feeling this has me pegged for one of those faggot non-white yanks.
This test was creepily accurate. I live in Maine and Maine was the only red state on the map.
Meanwhile, apparently Michigan and Louisiana are the least similar out of anywhere. Freaks. Y'all should go buy a pop bubbler at a rummage sale, catch some peenie wallies when it gets dark and then kill yourselves because your dialect makes no fucking sense.
Fug. How do I get redpilled on Texas?
>>77727579
Trolley just means cart
I'm from St. Louis. What the fuck do you call your drinking fountains?? Since when are we the only ones in the world that call it that?
I don't see the similarity, tbqh. I sound more like a Stark of Winterfell than an American kike.
>>77727413
grow-shee
Kitty-Corner master race reporting in
>>77727543
The best
>>77726960
>Getting THIS mad at how people pronounce things
>>77727634
By moving out of Latvia
>>77727599
Some people do. I like my pop/lager/beer at least at fridge temperature. Pop, chuck some ice in and its good to go.
You guys get those cool as fuck freezers with ice makers in though.
Accurate to where I live now, not where I was born.
>>77727543
>Baltimore
>St. Louis
You listen to a lot of rap music or something?
>>77721158
Can't believe that there are actual drive through liquor stores in america, never even heard of that before.
How fucked am I if I want to immigrate to the US?
Not really sure what to make of this. I'm from BC though.
>Not calling it a Cougar
>>77727680
go have a drink out of you bubbler and put you hormones in your baige faggot
>>77727496
>>77727543
ok, this "rate me" shit doesn't make a whole lot of sense. everyone in america can understand everyone else, and unless you are a fucking yankee, you pretty much accept everyone else's accent and evaluate them on their actual intelligence.
the only way to fail the test is if it says your three cities are all in new jersey.
>>77727384
Can't blame them, it's a really nice place.
>>77727672
Starks confirmed for kikes
>>77726864
how the fuck does someone manage to get NYC and buffalo at the same time?
>tfw chicago
>>77727719
Nah, just bored waiting for food to be ready. Better arguing about pop and language than going into the Brexit or Trump threads.
>>77726340
Shoes. But then there's skate shoes, running shoes, tennis shoes, and whatever, you can get more specific. You guys are fucked up, nobody calls them sneakers.
>>77721158
Test said Yonkers, which is odd because I grew up 20 miles from Yonkers in Northern Westchester, NY.
Pretty accurate desu senpai.
Are the accents from these places nice?
>>77727619
>catch some peenie wallies when it gets dark
homosexuality is ok with me.
Miami,FL most my life, TX recently.
Pro-Trump Cubano
>>77727778
No, i hate nigger music
>>77727675
>grow-shee
The fuck, Bulgaria?
>>77727777
underrated get
>>77727765
>tfw bong and have no icy-slicy in my frosty jack-box
>>77727777
that's weird, mr all sevens but for the 2.
you must adapt rapidly.
>>77727787
Yankee-Tier. What kinda American shows are you watching?
>never ever EVER been to northern california
>all my life I've moved sporadically around the southwestern US and Texas
>spits this at me
what did they mean by this
If you don't speak Chicago you're a fag
>>77727781
me neither. I think that's a trick question.
>>77727241
>prolly a democrat, the dialect
>>77727787
Just live in New England. It's the whitest part of the country anyway. Smartest too
>>77727820
>the only way to fail the test is if it says your three cities are all in new jersey.
Or Philly
>>77727801
do people actually call a drinking fountain a bubbler? it sounds like something a child would call it.
>>77728014
I guess most of us grew up watching Friends.
>>77727896
NO.
ive never been to hawaii
>>77727997
Ok, I admit, that one was funny.
See that little red spot on the top of Michigan? That's me
B U B B L E R
>>77724051
I think it's a contraction of "yourselves". Where I come from, we have something similar, along with "mesen" for myself, "yusen" for yourself and "ussens" for ourselves.
>>77727981
>fucked that one up..
grow-sheree
>>77721158
>almost every non-American in this thread has a New England accent
What does it mean?
>>77728128
Christ that cuck propaganda is exported?
>>77727896
It's New England. That means everything is pronounced sharply and clearly
>>77728101
>Drinking fountain
It's water fountain actually.
>>77728186
where exactly are the bubbles in that water fountain?
>>77728186
Reminds me of that infamous diarrhea bathtube image of the early internet days
You guys need to learn what a rotary is.
>>77728190
Atta boy.
>>77728101
people from Minnesota do
>>77728268
Water fountain master race!
To differentiate from the coke fountains during the age of trump prosperity.
Fuck sake. I'm pretty sure this makes me a cuck.
>>77728186
That's an interesting way of saying drinking fountain
>>77728214
New Englanders talk like Europeans. It's called "New England" for a reason. I should know, I live here
>>77728296
In the south you really dont want to encounter a rotary while driving.
French guy living in Seattle, married to a Virginia boy. Looks like I got some random expressions here and there.
I already did, and I remember getting New York, plus a few other east coast regions
>it guess I'm from rochester
fucking pretty neato
>>77728384
can't imagine
I remember running water from the fountains at school after summer vacation where the water would be brown
>>77728395
not really. outside of the northeast and the south, all american accents are considered more or less neutral.
>>77728395
Depends if PA votes trump maybe not
>>77728330
I've lived in minnesota for 27 years. I've never heard one person call a drinking fountain a bubbler
>>77727413
Shopping trolley or just trolley and grosery.
Well I definitely got the region I live in right.
Yankee Scum get out.
>>77728005
I've moved around a lot, especially in the south. It's hard not to adapt to dialect when you hear it all day long.
>>77727852
>>77728062
Which side doh
>>77725782
We don't have kids squeezing lemons for us at the side of the road. We drink it fizzy.
Am I a nigger?
>>77728532
Those are obama fountains
>>77728395
Aloha, kuʻu limey makamaka!
>>77728395
California master race, bong.
>>77728555
it's more wisconsin than minnesota
>>77727781
Only some places. Arizona in general, but scattered around the country otherwise.
>>77727790
you're mum's a cougar
muh rotary
>>77728624
Probably seems to be partial to major cities of the south aka groid hives
>>77728499
>gay Frenchman living in Seattle
It's like pottery
>>77728624
>richmond
yes
>>77728513
No surprise with that flag
Okanagan born reporting in.
>>77727853
I stay away from those threads.
>i don't support any of the current candidates
>i don't know much about European politics, so i don't shit the board up there.
Good luck with your independence and such.
RHODE ISLAND STRONK
BUBBLERS STRONK
>>77728446
In Mexico its called a diarrhea fountain
>>77728384
Water fountain here, as well.
>>77728575
You like having the stereotype of talking like a retard?
>>77721158
90% sure the primary question in the quiz is the one about long sandwiches.
>Northwest Florida
>didn't even get Mobile
Fuck being near the air base.
>>77728823
FAKE MAP
FAKE MAP
FAKE MAP
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77728187
So you talk like Jar Jar Binks then?
>>77728610
No, you drink it clear. We drink it cloudy, but since your kind doesn't exist here really we just call it lemonade
>>77728876
Po-Boy master race
Live in northern Virginia, it got me pretty close. I guess it's a mix of northeast and south.
DC has its own accent, it's Warshington DC, not Washington. It's woiter, not water.
This area has a lot of transplants now so there isn't much of a dialect here anymore though. I've lived here my whole life though and I still say 'yall' and 'aint' unless I'm trying to sound formal. But I went to school with a bunch of farmers.
>>77728485
I agree, because you southerners don't know how to drive.
>>77727781
Its like you think we are kidding about this whole freedom thing m8
>its rare but expanding, as wells as highway speed limits being raised nationally little by little with no ill effects
>>77728876
>90% sure the primary question in the quiz is the one about long sandwiches.
maybe not, I didn't get that one.
Top cities:
>Seattle
>Tacoma
>Reno
>>77727104
Pretty much.
>>77728777
>I don't shit the board up
Fuckin normie
>>77728513
New Yoek has a lot of Italians.
I'm a mixed Slav here. I'm mainly Croat but Italian is the other biggest part with some German and Russian mixed in.
Does that make me an Aryan-Slav /pol/? I don't have the round head.
>>77721158
it was pretty much solid blue for most of the quiz
>>77728601
Whatever aurora is. I'm from Dallas but made myself honorary chiraqi
Anchorage reporting in
>>77728629
My sides.
>>77728632
Cheers lad. It's where i'll choose my sanctuary city.
>>77721817
>http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html
ayyy
got the same results.
>>77721158
They almost got my area code.
I dunno how cot and caught could be pronounced the same. How are you people saying these words?
It's always been gym shoes, you guys, and pop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqrtoFWglMY
I'm 30 miles south of slc so bretty close
>>77728876
Gotta eat that sub fresh.
>>77729046
>Slav
>Italian
>Aryan?
You already know the answer, homie. Mutts don't cut.
>>77723782
thank you, people who say pop are barbarians.
>>77729121
>choosing a sanctuary city in California
That's a mistake
wow pls invade
being an american should be a fundamental human right
Neat, it's actually 100% accurate. I live in West Texas. Great test!
>>77728972
Idk they drive fine, when I'm coming up behind them on the left lane they kindly move, then they hear the doppler effect of me saying "thank you kindly" with the window down.
>except when its an illegal mexican going 10 under with his suspension fully dropped due to the weight of the family/drugs
>>77729152
>gym shoes
>pop
Sneakers and soda, you savage.
>>77728995
Lived in Vancouver all my life...good job NYT
>>77726043
It's not IP. I was correctly identified as a South Floridian even though I'm living in Oregon right now. Accurate test is accurate.
Keep in mind this is less about ACCENT than it is DIALECT. Many of the questions are shit like "what's the word for THIS ITEM" so as long as the cuban and the redneck and the NY jew all go into the 7-11 and ask for soda instead of pop or fizz or coke they fit with the region.
>>77729236
Where's a better choice? Because i'm legitimately doing this, i've got enough money saved up and i'm sick of living on this depressing rock.
>>77729255
Isn't alcohol against Sharia, Abdul?
>>77723150
>>77722759
My mom is English and I had an English accent until I went to pre school.
New England, the northeast and parts of the mid west are the closest to English accents.
>The south is a false accent
>Left coast and valley accent is an abomination
>>77724091
I am from NYC and got parts of Connecticut and Pennsylvania
>>77728624
>Detroit
I don't remember an answer for 'ayyy yo, were da wite wimen at'?
>>77729152
tennis shoes and cokes, you re-
wait. my parents were retarded.
carry on.
>>77721158
NYC born and raised, pretty accurate
>>77724764
>>77726244
>>77727852
>>77728062
I put ketchup on my hot dogs
>>77729270
I usually say coke for coca cola specifically, or pepsi garbage if thats what they have.
Its a jack n coke not a jack n pop or jack n soda. Fucking savages.
I put soda in the answer though because they said just, generically. If I say pop its to be eccentric.
>>77729294
thanks for the post.
whoever put that test together is pretty damn good.
>>77728876
Nah. I chose grinder but it still nailed me in the west.
>>77721158
>TFW I've lived in Central Florida my whole life
>>77729381
>I put ketchup on my hot dogs
NOOOOOOOO
>>77729381
Same, maybe some crushed fritos/onions/bacon.
Mustard/Pickles goes better with a sub.
>>77729152
Sneakers, you guys, and pop. Gym shoes is an alternative. Which side?
Chicago really representin'. Ya'll need to step up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karEEz-82h8
>>77729317
Now is your issue the people or the environment? Because I'd personally suggest Northern New England, since though it's not as sunny as Cali the sights are gorgeous, and moreover the people are all white and extremely friendly as compared to the spic infested Cali.
>>77729381
Nope ketchup is only for dipping fries
>>77729325
>Jordan
>sharia
>>77729381
So do I..I don't get it, is it supposed to be disgusting or something?
Isn't ketchup and mustard the standard?
>>77727820
>unless you are a fucking yankee
you wanna get fuckin rekt bitch
Accurate test. From Grand Rapids and lived in Michigan my whole life.
>>77729525
Cold vinergery ketchup & hot crispy fries.
>>77729381
I do this too when I'm lazy
>>77729492
>>77729519
>>77729525
Wait, not everyone puts both ketchup and mustard on their hot dogs?
>>77729604
Forgot pic.
>>77729598
Some musTARDs go crazy over it.
This is pretty accurate. I live in MO near the border to KS.
>>77729325
only in ramadan
>>77728916
kek. bongs confirmed nigger race
>>77729444
i think it's a jack n coke because it literally uses Coke
>>77729381
I only put shredded cheese on my hotdog
>>77721158
Philly, here.
We're a dead giveaway because of hoagie, but the actual Philly dialect is one of the oddest in the country.
My job is driving around the tri-state, and people routinely ask me if I'm Irish, English, or European.
>>77729598
I don't know too much about it in depth. Seems to be a white people thing. You shouldn't put ketchup on a hotdog because it messes with the other flavors you'll put on and make the whole thing moot, I think.
I used to put ketchup on it too. Now I just use actual tomatoes.
>>77729659
Fuck no, ketchup is liquid filth. I don't need that bullshit for anything.
>>77728296
a what??
>>77729598
Chicago fags put an entire salad bar on their hot dogs, but for whatever reason they reeeeeee about ketchup.
>>77729749
Even if I know ahead of time the place has pepsi, I'll ask for a coke.
>hey I'll have a jack n coke
>is pepsi okay?
>triggered
>y-yea. Whatever.
>>77729779
you shouldn't put ketchup on anything
Upstate New York reporting in.
>>77729516
I'd like a combination of both, assuming that's possible. Although there's a certain appeal about the American midwest.
NCfag reporting
>>77729886
yes you should put it on everything
>>77729886
How do you think your daddy tolerates your moms vaginal flavor?
What am I?
>>77729886
ketchup x mustard is a god-tier dip for fries
>>77726398
In the 1980s there was a big migration of the upper-middle class from the PNW into Florida; there was a regional downturn in business in the PNW coinciding with a regional boom in Florida. It was a perfect storm that brought alot of entrepreneurs into FL from the PNW where they started using their regional lingo. Their employees were largely cubans and other Carribean hispanics who didn't speak much English, so they were blank-slates in terms of dialect. They learned the language from the PNW bosses and their kids learned it from them, and now the linguistic character of Florida is more similar to the PNW than to the rest of the South.
I'm a bit surprised to see it so far up the panhandle though.
>>77729381
You sick fuck.
>>77729525
That's what fry sauce is for pleb.
>>77729886
Yeah, high fructose corn syrup is shitty. Still doesn't taste bad.
>>77729739
All the brits who posted here have gotten different regions. Just goes to show.
>>77729846
lol
>>77729991
no kin of mine
>>77729863
why would anyone make a jack and pepsi
pepsi lacks the crisp tang and tastes flat
>>77724938
dallas bro reporting in
it pinned me in Irving too
>>77729959
I was shown by a lebanese to dip pizza in ketchup, its actually OK for certain pizzas if they aren't top tier pizza. Wouldnt dip every bit though, personally.
>>77729915
Yes there is
>>77729444
A jack and coke is literally supposed to use Coke.
A scotch and soda, however, is not a scotch and coke. Although scotch and coke tastes great too.
>>77730073
I know.
Usually restaurants without coke have no choice. Sigh.
why do people do this and not repost anything.
>>77729929
good job. NC all my life and they put me in fucking alabama.
>>77730092
Yeah ketchup on pizza is good when the pizza is shitty.
>>77729770
You guys sound like fucking inbreds from your dirty little city
>>77728707
after my trip to scotland i started to call them roondaboots
>>77730170
I mean in that case I wouldnt put it ON the pizza it would make a mess.
>>77730138
God no. Nigger, shut your mouth.
>>77729959
>>77729988
>>77730019
>>77730063
looks like I triggered the Heinz warehouse employees
listen you stupid idiots; ketchup obscures and dilutes the flavor of whatever you put it on. all you will taste is ketchup. you might as well just drink the ketchup straight from the bottle
furthermore, ketchup tastes like bloody diarrhea from a sick fat dog
>>77730170
GOOD LORD STOP BUYING SHITTY PIZZA
damn.
northern Alabama
>>77730227
Roondabouts are when kangaroos surround your car and demand your eldest son as payment for safe passage
>>77730279
Not all of us have a choice
>>77730275
that's what I thought...
>tfw 120'f tomorrow
>>77730275
Depend how much you put on, unless you fucking eat your food like an alligator and you just taste the exterior.
>>77730275
>He doesn't put ketchup on his steak
>>77730383
weeewee
look at that there sun belt
>>77730279
$1.25 totinos pizza with self added extra cheese breh
>>77730275
>looks like I triggered the Heinz warehouse employees
hey man i just have tomato in my veins
>>77730477
That is where I draw my line senpai.
>>77730477
>his steak is so shitty that he needs to cover the taste with vegetable sauce
Come on bud
431 posts in this thread.
Really makes you
think
>>77730574
>>77730574
>>77730574
new thread to continue the hate
>>77726663
>Fucking yanks, you give them a perfectly good language and they have to fuck it all up.
Our dialect/accent is actually closer to what we spoke in the 1600s than yours is.
>It was around the time of the American Revolution that non-rhotic speech came into use among the upper class in southern England, in and around London. According to John Algeo in "The Cambridge History of the English Language" (Cambridge University Press, 2001), this shift occurred because people of low birth rank who had become wealthy during the Industrial Revolution were seeking ways to distinguish themselves from other commoners; they cultivated the prestigious non-rhotic pronunciation in order to demonstrate their new upper-class status.
In other words, the way you talk is literally the result of tryhards attempting to seem posh. So shove it up your ass, limey shit.
>>77723782
I agree. I grew up calling it "pop" and then a southerner was arguing with my friend about what it should be called. "Soda" is much better, so I've called it that since then.
>>77730497
That would be the best belt atm. Which is why Californians keep coming.
who /fry sauce/ here?
feels good to be white
>>77730275
>being this triggered
unless it's a chili dog, I've never in my life had a hotdog without ketchup on it.
>>77729863
>>77729749
>>77729444
>>77729270
all this talk of coke and pepsi. both garbage.
>>77730856
if there's anything more that goes into you're hotdog other than the bun and the weiner you fucked it up
This makes zero sense
>>77730888
>coke
>garbage
go the fuck back to New York any time yankee boy :^)
>>77722789
>South Florida is red
FUCKING DIRTY YANKEES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>77730783
wtf is fry sauce? i think frenchfags dip their fries in mayo.
>>77730783
Feels good to be Utah.
>>77730574 →
>>77730574 →
>>77730574 →
new thread to continue the hate
>>77730888
Only the best.
>>77731038
Ketchup and mayo mixed, some places add something else like In and Out puts a little relish in theirs.
>>77726003
KCfag here, nailed mine, too
>>77730217
>inbreds
Top lel, we got the lion's share of white immigration. New York didn't become the hub until the mid 1800s and Civil War.
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