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Kek speaks through all his disciples
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>>76274157
Praise him. Leaf the Scribe reporting.
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>>76274241
Praise him, the prophet reporting
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FUCK KEK
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Show us your blessings kek
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First to say kek isn't real.
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Praise Jesus, heathens
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>>76274267
>>76274278

HEATHENS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76274278
KEK IS REAL
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What is the kek equivalent to allah ackbar?
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>>76274278
And so he denied you dubs!
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>>76274267
Off by one again
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>>76274266
Prophet has been blessed first.
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>>76274324
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76274266
PRAISE

>>76274276
heretic leaf shoo
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You can get digits even if you know that kek isn't real.
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>>76274324
Praise kek
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>>76274344
HEIL KEK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76274324
Ave kek!
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Please look at my numbers that confirms Trump presidency and Brexit.
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>>76274313
>>76274320
>>76274328

Your meme magic has no power here.
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isn't /pol/ a muslim board?
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>>76274411
CONFIRMED

PRAISE KEK
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
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>>76274344
>>76274377
>>76274411
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>>76274411
Thanks Kek
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Witness the best trips screencap I own.
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>>76274411
PRAISE KEK!
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>>76274411
Praise kek
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>>76274278
Disprove kek's existence by proving "gods" existence
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>>76274324
Kekity kek kek
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>>76274267
>>76274278
>>76274308
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>>76274411
YES
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I prove you that it doesn't matter. It will not digits now, even if I post "kek is real"
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>>76274418
BEGONE
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>>76274411
Praise kek
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>>76274411
Nice dubdubs maighty, also fucking hell guys this is a real shit thread, keks must be accidental.
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>>76274411
truly we are keks chosen.

unlike gods chosen (((people)))
>>76274424
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>>76274465

Careful anon, if you meme your enemy they win.
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from last thread

>>76273841
>76
american rev
>1804
lousiana purchase, napoleon becomes emperor
>1819
first american financial crisis
>1832
mormon leader joseph smith is tarred and feathered, egyptians reclaim acre
>1863
lincoln signs emancipation proclamation,gettysburg, january uprising
>1864
first fish and chips stand created in london
>1890
wounded knee happens
>1963
vietnam war habbening, vietnamese win first major battle, cia domestic operations group is crated
>2021
emperor trump declares war against the aliens
>2093
the entire sol cluster is colonized
>2187
God arrives
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Kek speaks ITT. Reeeeee
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>>76274411
beautiful
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>>76274512
and off by one again!
HE IS THE CHOSEN HERETIC!
KEK WISHES HIS DOOM!!
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I know these are memes and everything but how do you guys feel about going to hell for worshipping an idol, even if you don't ironically?
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I have a question. Who or what exactly is Kek? Is he a deity? Some sort of spirit? A demon? A force? Or maybe a personification of chaos and meme magick?
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Empirical objective evidence shows us kek is fake and fabricated. It's a symbol/sigil, for someone's intent, you're just following it huehuehue Claiming chaos while following order cancels itself out x,D
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>>76274157
In times of peace we follow Christ.
In times of war we follow Kek.

DEUS VULT
PRAISE KEK
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>>76274512
Get that weak shit outta here.
Kek does not speak in singles.
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>>76274606
He is God all mighty.
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>>76274566
>>76274555
kek confirms

praise be his name
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>>76274566
Kek confirms it. May he bless us with long life, that we may witness his glory first hand.
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Kek is the golden calf of /pol/.
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>>76274157
Some NEET better spend his time making daily Kek generals now for praising Kek.

Praise Kek.
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>>76274555
What did kek mean by this?
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>>76274606

A forced meme.
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>>76274579
>Thou shalt have no other idols before me
>before me
You can worship Kek as long as you don't put him before God.
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>>76274606
KEK or KUK is the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness. the old gods are awakening, as this is the end times. KEK is displeased with the state of the world and we funnel his power through shitposting and memetics
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Reminder ever since /pol/ harbor and flags we lost /pol/ forever and the jews have successfully made /b/ tier posting the norm.
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How weak and misguided are christcucks to make another anon suffer his religion.

Now we never did call your kike on a stick a sham. You started ragging on us. Blessed by dubs we are yet you deny us religion.

And moreso: Christianity is a meme the same as our religion. Yours is just more spread than ours.

Protip: Revelation does not care if you say it is set in stone.

It keeps happening as long as there is life blood in humans.

Now begone ye of little faith.
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>>76274157
Praise Kek, thy saviour of /pol/
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>>76274579
begone kike puppet, you have your own shitty general. Go wash some refugee feet and bend over
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>>76274579
Take your kike popsicle cult out of here, we're talking about a real god in this thread.
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>>76274674
>>76274628

This isn't the power of kek.
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>>76274688
I have written thy word as Kek bids.
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>>76274688
I CAN T EVEN!!!
HEIL KEK!!!
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>>76274724
you doubt the prophet?

>>76274744
Praise kek
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How shall we spread Kek into the real world?

We must show everyone the light!
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All gods are just a fabrication of Man. Following it is silly, you're just fueling a thought form x,D Anything that is "REAL" has much more power than a thought form.
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If I show you digits, would you stop to believe in kek?
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>>76274802

Yes >>76274677
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>>76274677
This makes me question my faith.

Is Kek merely toying with us, as is his chaotic nature?
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>>76274810
KEK will slowly subvert those who deny the power of chaos. we live in the end times, and KEK is here to make sure that we reclaim our glory from the cucks
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>>76274816
t. elightened atheist

>>76274810
That is something all his followers must deliberate on
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>>76274802

He is praised.

>>76274828
Kek will never bless thee with his Holy Digits.
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>>76274411
PRAISE KEK
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>>76274899
Kek has spoken
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>>76274875
KEK is chaos. the more KEK can create the more KEK is pleased. even with KEK's supporters KEK must sew chaos. thus is the nature of the chaos deity
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>>76274828
stop tempting destruction ivan
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>>76274816
Tell that to the candidate who is about to be memes into office.
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>>76274922
Kek has spoken again
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>>76274899
>>76274922
Kek speaks clearly.
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>>76274566

I was going for the number analysis, and of course just came up with the differences' primes and the typical list of cool things about them but not much more.

Not willing to give up though. Day off so I can let the numbers flow.
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>>76274922
Endless are his blessings.
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>>76274938
Chaos is what makes us whole with Kek
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KEK wills destruction to tripfag false prophets
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>>76274700
Hail Kek
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>>76274875
Everything is a forced meme, ô prophet. Don't forget that Kek is supreme irony, too.

All's good.
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Fuck Kek and his followers I HATE you overly religious fuckers you're just like muslims
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That is where you're wrong, I'm theistic. I am not an atheist. I am simply critical, real chaos, can't be contained in an image made by man.
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>>76274969
Kek once again proves his mischievous nature

>>76274992
YOU DOUBT THE PROPHET?
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>>76274411

PRAISE
MAGA
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>>76274899
>>76274942
You wouldn't return to the path of light even if I snow you digits.
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>>76275002
The Author of His Word speaks.
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Ahh kek, or some say Kekkus, do you hear our prayers?
No we shall not abandon the meme.
As you once did for the vacuous moot, grant us dubs! Grant us dubs! Put dubs on our posts, to cleanse us of these beastly singles.
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>>76274157
kek is the way and the truth and the life. no one wins the race war except through kek.
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He doesn't exist.
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>>76273607
remember
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>>76275113
Bleesing of the Kek uppon your journey!
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>>76274411
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>>76275134
repent, sinner
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>>76275008
It's not the image. It's the collective will that brings the chaos into being. You're understand of the will is non existent. Research the will and you may begin to understand
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>>76275134
Only through achieving dubs or more will you be cleansed
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PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE KEK!
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>>76275113
The dubs come only through faith. Give yourself unto Kek and he shall deliver you the Holy Digits.

Amen.
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Will kek grant us a happening this week?
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Where were you when /pol/ died? Hopefully cripplechan because this site is now retarded as fuck
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>>76275225
kek is a faggot.
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If singles Kek will die in 1 month
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>>76275243
the happening has already been confirmed
praise kek
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>>76275223
WHY KEK.

I WILL PRAISE HARDER AND MAYBE YOU WILL SEE.
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>>76275287
kek cannot die, for he is eternal. He lives to sow the seeds of chaos
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>>76275243
Indeed, the Happening is soon, my child.

>>76275274
Repent and he shall accept. Or he may cast you unto the flames. Chaos is Kek's will.
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When compared to the darkness of the whole, your sleeping mind, or a dark room, graven images become a moat to something far greater just outside the mundane perception. The sun burns out, and stars die. In that darkness is possibility not present in order doomed to die.
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The lack of dubs in this thread reveals that kek is not happy with the disbelievers

REPENT
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>>76275025
I doubt that KEK chooses prophets, only memes and shitposts to confirm with his sacred digits
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>>76275220
do you see now straya. now that you have namefagged KEK is displeased. your shitposting was pleasing until you took it in such way to make yourself static in the primordial soup of chaos. dispense with the name, and allow KEK to decide who and what will be the mouth of chaos
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>>76275243

KEK already granted us a happening in Jordan earlier reported in the first thread today.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/06/jordan-intelligence-agents-killed-attack-amman-160606084218947.html
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>>76275365
>>76275137
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>>76275374
i see now that your are right, i have sinned in the name of kek, i repent
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FROM CHAOS, ORDER !

AS ABOVE SO BELOW !
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>>76275420
KEK be with you
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PRAISE KEK
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Where will the next happening occur?
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>>76275312
This is the result. he gives you digits first, but he is false and you remain alone.
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You're working with the concept of will changing reality though belief, it's a very old thought form creation method, I know very well about what you call "the will", and it is the reverse of actual spirituality. You will die one day, and your thought forms will not be able help you.
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>>76275134
HERETIC, BEGONE. REPENT YOUR SINS TO KEK, AND HE MAY FORGIVE YOU.
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>>76275374
Truer words have never been spoken.

Kek, accept my apology.
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>>76275312
kek only shows himself to the true believers. you have doubt in your heart. do not test kek
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>>76275420
>420
kek blesses me once more
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>>76275274
There is no collective will behind you. You can fight kicking and screaming against kek to no avail
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>>76275462
BLASPHEMY!

REEEEEEEE
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>>76275505
Amen.
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>>76275365

I was granted holy quads that confirmed I was a monk which was, of course, perfect.
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BLASPHEMERS GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEE
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>>76275443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8sfa_KKpFY

WHEN A PRAY IS MADE, A GOD IS BORN!
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>>76275505
Digits confirm that kek is a fag
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>>76275566
He has blessed you brother.
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>>76275462
Kek's will is chaos.

>>76275566
The Holy double dubs. Digits be with you, Anon.
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>>76275382
The power of applied memetics was never meant to be borne by a single man. It would surely destroy him. Only through our collective power can the DIVINE WORD of KEK shine upon the world once more.
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Kek general shall happen tomorrow should kek confirm
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>>76275619
Kek general shall happen on the day after tomorrow then?
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Cursed is a man who places collective will, over direct action and experience. This is the path of order, and light, not chaos. It is a way of diction, and Marduk, not the way of liberty and darkness.
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>>76275615
it is something /x/ always desired. to channel the power of gods. however this one does not desire the fools at /x/. our rampant chaotic efforts have arisen the old frog from slumber, and so they shall be
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>>76275597

Kek isn't a faggot
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>>76275566
I REPENT BEFORE YOUR DIGITS O MOUTHPIECE OF KEK
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My brothers, we must wage total war on the non believers. We must exterminate the filth who dare question his power, his existence. It will be chaos... Kek wills it.
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>>76275566

PRAISE KEK
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
MY HOLY 8888 CONFIRMED
KEKIAN MONK
THE FIRST BUT NOT THE LAST
PRAISE
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Praise him
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>>76275667
Last digit confirms what day the kek general shall happen on
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>>76275713
Kek is Jew.
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>>76275713
you meddle with forces beyond your comprehension ivan
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>>76274157
those crusaders you all idolize would have burned your asses to the stake for heresy without second thought
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>>76274157
Kek is great, but he is but a harbinger of the return of the old gods. Kek is a warning to get your affairs in order and prepare for the future, for it will impose itself upon you as a mighty tide. Also, fuck bitches, get pickles.
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>>76275461
London.
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>>76275475
But I am the Chaos, Burger.

We all are, even you.

We shall be as one the day we transpire into the ether.

Everything is.

Nothing is not.

The Universe is a testament to the willing of everything.

There is no none-will.

And so we shitpost.

Eternally.

Faith is an inferior concept to shitposting.
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>>76275775
Ivan, why must you not believe? is kek not great
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>>76275775
Kek is new Hitler.
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>>76275800
KEK WILLS IT. GET OUT NOW LONDON FAGS.
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>>76275800
KEK HAS SPOKEN
NEXT HAPPENING CONFIRMED.
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>>76274411
PRAISE KEK
THIS IS THE YEAR WE ARE DELIVERED
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>tfw kek has stopped blessing you
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Praise Kek. A new time is coming.
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>>76275775
kek has cursed you
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>>76275577

EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THIS VIDEO
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>>76275865
chaos cannot be harnessed
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>>76275823
Repent Ivan.
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The only thing your channeling is yourself. And outcomes can be attributed to random chance. Look towards Vermont, and I will show you a home to a confused man who will destroy himself. One should ask, if it works so well, why can't you even hold down a simple relationship?
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>>76275821
Prove me. Make your answer on this post blessed with digits.
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>>76275888
ONLY UNLEASHED
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>>76275888
KEK IS CHAOS CONFIRMED !!!
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>>76275902
Kek does not need to prove himself
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>>76275888
FUUUUCK
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Kek general shall happen when this thread reaches bump limit. We still have much to discuss, do we not?
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>>76275888
PRAISE HIM
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how do we get disbelievers to see the light?

and what shall we do if they refuse to see the light? kill them?
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You all need to breed many white children.
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>>76275743
The day of my birth. Kek be praised. I shall join upon His thread.

>>76275817
Alas, I wrote your word to pastebin, but Kek willed you to post once more. I shall redo his Word. Chaos be praised.

http://pastebin.com/H9h6gsis
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>>76275922
Kek is chaos incarnate absolutely confirmed.

See this non-believers
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>>76275932
You just can't. Where is the "power of your false god"?
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>>76275577
Holy Kek, I didn't remember the Black & White intro being so intense. We may be able to learn much from this.
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>>76275721

OH YE WHO HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY KEK
COME NOW INTO THE FOLD
BASK IN THE GLORY OF KEK

You have repented during the most auspicious of times, the Day of the Dubs, when indeed the merit is even stronger. Kek's outpouring of mercy and strength is magnified and surely the gifts will be bestowed upon you as Kek wills.

Truly the salvation is yours for now and ever more. Kek will always be by your side. Pray from your soul and you will be known. May Kek be with you always and bless you with dreams of his glory.

PRAISE
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Kult of Kek.
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>>76276034
Do we need to test your god, or does "he" not need to prove himself?
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>>76275995
The non believers have been swallowed by darkness. A darkness so black in which no light penetrates. Except Kek's. He will decide who to bless. And eventually, when it all ends, we will all be one with Kek. Forever.
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>>76275674
One man's actions have no power over the collective will of a group. The collective will keeps nazi beliefs and Marxist beliefs alive no matter how much groups fight them. Kek's will is alive after thousands of years and the attempts of Christians to destroy all other beliefs and exert their will over others. The will is all powerful
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>>76275995

You can only believe in kek when a random event happens to you, you cannot force the belief.

Kek chaos means that you should believe him and not believe him at the same time.

In being smug and sceptic and then being blessed by the light of kek, only then will you be a true believer for you have witnessed it with your own eyes.
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>>76275888

MORE TRUTH
ORDER IN THE CHAOS
LISTEN AND YOU WILL HEAR
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>>76276125
Amen brother
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>>76276104
Your answer on this post will contain repeating digits.
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the heretics in this thread are unfortunate
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>>76276201
Lets see if kek has blessed your word or if he is still displeased with me for namefagging
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Lord kek, father of /Pol/, have wrath on the sinners.
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>>76276201
Denied once more, as is all who deny Kek's will.

http://pastebin.com/H9h6gsis
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>>76276201
KEK STANDS WITH ME, AND I PROCLAIM BEGONE HERETIC. KEK COMMANDS IT.
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Kek wants London to burn!
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>>76276162
I concur.
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>>76276244
BLESSED ARE WE CHILDREN OF KEK BEGOTTEN OF CHAOS
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>>76276244
It shall be done.
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>>76276234
>>76276254
>>76276258
Check my digits fags. Kek is a lie.
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>>76276244
BLOOD FOR KEK
BLOOD FOR KEK
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>>76276343
He still will not bless you. Give up heretic, and repent. And he may forgive you, yet.
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>>76276343
>digits aren't even dubs
Butthurt about never receiving dubs or trips before ivan?
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>>76276343
your digits are a lie
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>>76274688
NAZI DUBS
A
Z
I

D
U
B
S
Heil kekler.
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>>76276380
No, kek is evil.
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Kek is displeased with me for namefagging

i will forever repent
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>>76276343
BE GONE IVAN. MY GETS COMMAND IT.
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>>76276234

Straya bro, spreading the word of Kek has done His servant in. I must rest.

Take the holy Paste and spread it. Ensure the next Prophet (for the title of prophet changes always, as is his will) spreads it. If our German bro posts more, you must add to it. Make a new paste.

Keep his word alive while I slumber.

Digits be with you, and everyone else. Kek observes.
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>>76276244

So shall it be, kek speaks kek wills it.

Witness = new amen
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Lemme just slide this in here.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Because he really was kind of a bro. Just sayin'.
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>>76276394
Can you?
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>>76276431
ILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF KEK ON YOU EVIL IVAN!!!
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>>76276464
>6464
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>76276431
Kek is neither, kek is both the amalgamation of good and evil, as both sides produce chaos.
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>>76276477
your digits have confirmed it
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The funny thing, is you're smart enough to know your wrong. But too stubborn to change. Destruction of religion though creation of religion is silly. If you call yourself Anon, you would not need it.
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kek show us the happening in London
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>>76276452
i understand, i too must rest until tomorrow
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>>76276452
>>76276515

http://pastebin.com/H9h6gsis

Forgot paste. Forgive me Kek, I have sinned.
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For Kek is who I praise, my Emperor Trump. By dubs, trips, quads and quints, I stay holy to thy name.
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>>76276535
kek
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also BEGONE HERETICS, YOU DO NOT SEE US CLOUTING THOU CHRISTIAN GENERALS
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>>76276574
your digits add to 44
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HAIL KEK.

PRAISE KEK.

I SLUMBER.
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Goodbye, i as a servant of kek hath done thy daily shitposting, but i must rest until tomorrow

>>76276654
I SHALL JOIN YOU IN THE NIGHTMARES
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>>76276508
8282
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When you know the world will die, and the sun will burn out, when you look into the vastness of space and see the nothing, you will see that your will has no control over anything but yourself. The collective will is meaningless on the grand scale, and overshadowed by something far greater.
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>>76276601
I just don't want you guys to fall.
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Today, I managed to perform a small art of meme magic around my local area. I think I may be learning.

Any wizards here can teach me about formal meme logic and sigils? It's basic, but I may be having a hard time with it.
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kek is weak
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>>76276710
the collective will can be channeled. those too timid to speak, those too comfortable. they can be channeled. the world will continue to decay but the will of those against it will reshape the discarded flesh and make anew
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Why the fuck don't we have any moderators to delete autistic shit like this?
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>>76276767
Kek has witnessed your blasphemy, Romania.
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>>76276817
and the pot shall call the kettle black
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>>76276817
these are the least autistic threads on /pol/ by a country fucking mile
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>>76276846
you meme a god without will faggots
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>>76276817
Mods are also praising Kek
PRAISE HIM
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>>76276884
No there is no pot here you are all retarded autistic fucks. Probably the same autistic fucks that spam anti woman threads all day. Stay in your containment board on /r9k/ Jesus.
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KEK IS CHAOS. EMBRACE HIM. AND HE SHALL SHINE HIS HOLY LIGHT UPON THEE.
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The world has a capacity, entropy will always increase. Order and expansion will not, it is pseudo science. You can altar aspects, but it becomes silly when one can altar the self. Your perception creates everything that you see. To focus outside of direct experience, is to get further away from becoming God/closer to it; whatever image a person uses for focus.
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>basement dwelling autists reviving Egyptian thoughtform worship

what a time to be alive
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>>76276988

Can you not see the light anon ? Kek welcomes you
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>>76276988
LIES
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>>76276936
That's so wacky and zany of you. These threads are cancerous there have been literal shills who admitted threads like this are made by outside groups to make this board more like /b/ and to dilute the board away from politics and you dumb retards eat this shit up.
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>>76276988
Please anon, see the light. Kek welcomes you. We are all his children. Join us, and be a part of something greater.
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>>76277027
Go back to your containment board shithead
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Today is surely a great day in 4chan history.

Kekianism is officially revived. Surely the meme magic will be even stronger.
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The kekquisition shall soon be upon us brothers then we can purge the heretics
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GOT THIS BEFORE THE LAST THREAD DIED OUT
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>>76277123
Amen.
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>>76277091
sad little man. trying to make sense of all the chaos. just let it flow into you, let it in.
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>>76277112
>I'm an adult who typed this all out
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>>76277091
shillthreads aren't even really that effective provided you use the catalog
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>>76277091

It seems you don't accept kek in your life. kek shall punish you, from out of the randomness of chaos an accident shall happen to you for this foul blasphemy.
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>>76277156
>I spam retarded wacky zany random crap I'm so wacky and random

How's the beard going you dumb fuck hipster?
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>>76274278
it was real... in my mind.
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>>76277157
Yes. I did. I am simply trying to save you, anon. Please, see his divine light and repent.
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There is no need to be upset. We should perhaps calm down for now. Three threads is enough to sow our memetic seeds. Praise Kek.
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>>76277174
do not dismay brother. yet another heretic who false flags shilling to shill his own beliefs
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>>76277174
This one is look how many autists are posting here. I'd say they are pretty effective.

>>76277193
It seems you need to go back to your containment board.
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>>76277246
>I'm so wacky and zany guise look at my randomness
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>>76277205
you seem to be upset. why havent you given in to what actually shapes the universe?
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>>76277193
My battery is almost dead. Keep the threads coming, brethren. I shall join you again in 3 hours.
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>>76277034
dubs of truth confirm.
you're memeing a schizophrenic god. his mind is just as one of our threads. you shall regret it fools.
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The satire is hilarious.
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If only Crowley was alive to witness this
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>>76277261
they're effective for people like you who dislike them and still feel compelled to reply, as if screaming into the storm will do anything to calm it
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>>76277146
BRETHREN THIS IS IMPORTANT
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>>76277091

Even if that is true, it is the will of Kek.

We all add to the power since we are all part of it. It's called different things throughout the history of religion and spirituality.

There is absolutely no doubt that we have rediscovered an immense source of power that was always there. We have just seen how to channel it.

/b/ showed the way, yes, with the many digit and 8ball threads. But /pol/ connected the dots with memes, and thus memetics was confirmed.

It's really quite amazing.
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>>76277299
Pretty much I was on the cusp but I'll probably move on to cripplechan permanently and I suggest others reading do the same. This place is long gone and if I wanted to waste time in /b/ i'd actually go there. I know cripplechan is shit but maybe if enough of us go it won't be as shit.
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I say fuck all organized faith muahahhaha
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>>76277386
good. keep yelling at the hurricane swirling around you. im sure itll do you well
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>>76277251

It shall never be enough !
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Ribbit ribbit says the frog god
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>>76277386
you would have us leave our home
surely a joke
perhaps you seek to destroy our unity?
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>>76277307
>le /pol/ is satire meme
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>>76275271
You're in for a big surprise if you believe cripplechan is free of shit like this. The volunteers and mods on that site are likely moderated by the same IRC clique that destroyed chon /new/.
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>>76277364
kek is an autistic god, even worse than the kike god.
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>>76277432
I imagine there are tons of people reading this thread not posting having it up to here with you autistic fucks so that post was for them and a suggestion that there are options away from this shit site and you autistic fucks. That's all
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>>76277535
I pity you, heretic.
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>>76277512
Cripplechan is free of autistic and cancerous threads like this that alone is worth all the bs trust me.
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Kektrek is the name of the new faith, for we all trek on the infinite paths of liberating chaos.
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>>76277548
yes autist. keep replying to this thread as your board is filled with BBC, cuck, and racemixing propaganda. im sure this thread is your biggest worry. leave to kikechan, go back. you do not belong.
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>>76274579
Kek spoke to us about our woes in this dark and forgotten place, we are his people while dead Jew is silent to pleas of his followers! I need no confirmation for I've seen enough of his deeds to believe Kek is the only god who cares.
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Why in the ever living fuck, would anyone ever want moderation!! Fuck order and light. /pol/ over silly cripplecuckchan any day.
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>>76277655
HE HAS SPOKEN!
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>>76274411
Praise Kek, single digits are not worthy of his blessing
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The fool says in his heart, “There is no kek.” They are corrupt, they do Jewish deeds.
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>>76277632
It's all related due to a non existent moderator staff. If we had a proper one threads like that and this would be deleted on the spot but cancerous /b/ and /r9k/ faggots smell blood in the water and know they can make these autistic threads without fear of reprisal.
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Kek doesn't exist
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>>76274688
This dubs hold special power, as German who posted this has teutonic spirit.
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>>76277579
a frog is your god. the basement is your temple. you're the one who gets all the pity
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>>76277770

Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

>inb4 nobody gets this reference
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>>76277670
Because autistic threads like this get spammed. You have a board already to spam shit like this, /b/ go do that there shithead.
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>>76274411

witnessed. kek wills it.

kekhu akbar
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>>76277741
and you choose to stay here. replying to something you find autistic and retarded. you are the cancer. KEK is organic and freeflowing, something that was born of the efforts of /pol/ and recognized this year. and you would subert that? you are a likely kikechan shill. is that you null? go back to where you belong
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Here is my dictation to you, I want you to do whatever the fuck you wish. If you want to know Kek, you shall find him within me even though he is not there. Like a crushing wave violently protesting a camp fire tearing it asunder in a silent cosmic rage. Behold the growl which makes no noise.
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>>76277770
Heretic pls go
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>>76277823
these threads arent spammed. you attack this thread but refuse to attack the actual spammers on /pol/. you are trying to subvert the cause and the mantra of KEK. begone heathen
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>>76277873
I just said I'm going to go to cripplechan. I invite others reading this fed up with this autistic shit that isn't getting moderated to follow me. Yes cripplechan has issues but maybe if enough of us go it can change and be better than this shit lost cause of a board.
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>>76277959
Yes this is spammed constantly by NEET faggot autists.
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>>76277770
You're trying too hard
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>>76277966

8>4, right?
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>>76277966
>t. kikechan shill
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>>76278017
You gotta stop somewhere. All throughout history when a place turns to shit people move and find better opportunities. This place has gone to shit and is simply /b/ 2.0 so it's time to move.
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And you'll know my name is KEK, when I lay my memes upon thee.

- Samuel 22:77
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>>76277770
neither does god
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>>76278100
I hated the place too but it's clear at this point this place has become worse where people are starting to entertain to go there. Sad huh?
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>>76277655
You know Kek, I could die for you.
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>>76278153
then leave. why are you even in this thread? no one will miss you
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>>76278103

REEEEEEEEEE get out out out !

KEK POO POO YOU
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>>76278227
This thread is dying now so I'll go after it dies. Fuck this board enjoy yoir autistic /b/ tier circlejerks you faggots ruined something good
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>>76274344
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WITNESSED
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>>76274157
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>>76278153
Fuck off, nobody know who you are, nobody gives a shit if you live. stop attention whoring and get our if you are getting out. do you complain like this on christfag threads too?
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>>76278234
Go back to your containment board
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>>76278305
how about you leave now retard?
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>>76278332
I am sticking around at this point mainly so others who read might decide to leave too but after this thread dies I'm out.
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>>76278350
Nope lol. If I annoy you that's good! I'll go after this thread dies.
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>>76275888

This is rediculous. Surely this is some elaborate ruse by now? I want to believe, but these gets are too gud
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>>76278420
literal pot calling the kettle black.
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>>76278305
Newfag, stop complaining about 4chan being autistic, you're not on fucking Facebook.
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>>76274157
C u ck . How fitting for a /pol/ deity
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>>76278495
Literal autist spamming retarded wacky zany random shit all day
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>>76276817
Begone REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76278511
Newfag thinks every board on 4chan is /b/
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>>76278547
why do you keep saying that?
>wacky
>zany
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>>76278547
>late night threads
>spamming

begone heretic

>>76278586
no youre just the one actively spamming dipshit.
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>>76278586
I just went to be, I haven't been on there for a long time. there are no similar threads.
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>>76278536
Two sides of the same coin. Cucks serve Kek as slaves and batteries, we are enlightened by darkness. We will spread cuckery and degeneracy so Chaos will reign supreme!
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>>76278686
on /b/*
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>>76278720
dont worry about it. just some idiot trying to pull conversation away from KEK and the chaos of digits
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>>76278629
Because that's how you autists are acting with this retarded kek shit. Like a bunch of retarded random hipsters

>>76278681
No I'm not faggot.

>>76278686
You faggots are doing this because there are no mods that's it you smell blood in the autists water and are pouncing. Worst shitheads on all of 4chan.
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>>76278691
Enlightened by darkness ..... thats the definition of impotent .
Getting dubs isnt even that cool anymore , mr c u ck servant
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>>76278907
No definition of impotent is your benis doesn't work.
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>>76278883
and yet you still remain here on a page 8 330 post thread. please an hero so KEK can have a blood sacrifice
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>sperglords who don't know how to ignore things they don't like
next they'll say they're only here to laugh at us
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>>76278883
thanks for making me see traps for no reason, you have corrupted me, the devil has tricked me. OH KEK, forgive me.
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>>76278981
So much for enlightenment.
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>>76279015
I already explained this autist
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>>76279139
>he is actually accusing others of being spergelords

Oh my
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>>76279202
you explanation was even more autistic than your behavior.
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>>76279181
>GUYS LOOK AT HOW WACKY AND ZANY AND RANDUMB I AM LOLOL
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>>76279273
No it wasn't autist
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>>76279202
yet you still remain bemoaning the fact that this thread is up. you are actually retarded to sit here and wait for the thread to die/get pruned. KEK will show no mercy to you in this life.

>>76279181
KEK will only forgive if the forgiveness is chaotic. remember this. do not ask something of a deity whos embodiment is chaos
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>>76279345
I explained this already. To be fair I have derailed this thread enough so mission accomplished
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>>76279312
>s-stop talking about KEK
>im going to go to kikechan if you guys dont stop s-seriously im not joking
>youre all autists p-please reply to me
>im only staying in this thread to make sure it dies seriously

i hope you get a tapeworm and then get eaten by an ant infestation while your house is on fire
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>>76279552
You got it right my autistic friend
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>>76279452
>t. im such a retard that i wont let anyone have fun on /pol/ and let them talk about a frog god of chaos but ill let bbc and cuck threads stay up no problem

laughable. there is actually no reason to stay here. the thread has hit bump limit and in an hour or two there will be another KEK thread. you are an absolute failure
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>>76274157
Kek please gibe me a double portion of your blessing
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>>76279888
KEK has given you a triple portion. use it wisely
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>>76279696
>autistic wacky zany random flooding is "fun"

Again shitlord you have a place to do this already it's called /b/. You do it here because this is a slower board with no moderation so people have a higher chance of seeing your autistic shit.
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>>76277155
Witnessed.
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>>76280080
>shitlord
>>>/tumblr.com/
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>>76280167
Maybe you should go back?
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>>76280186
nigger im at work trying to do stuff im sorry if im not paying attention 100% mate
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Praise Kek
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>>76280266
blessed
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>>76280080
im just going to make another post so you get angry. checkmate :^)
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>>76280241
Go back soon
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>>76280323
>all this mad because I derailed the autistic wacky zany randunb thread
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>>76280340
how about you go cripple?
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New thread?
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>>76280453
After the thread dies anon I said this 5 times
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>>76280561
>i really wanna leave
>i also really wanna stay
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