Is it possible that we have stumbled upon the truth of the universe?
Yes, it is.
Come on /pol/! Summon thy drawfag so we can draw Kek-chan to strengthen our power!
>>76269966
PRAISE BE TO KEK, INFIDELS THAT REMAIN IN /POL/ BEGONE
>>76269966
>Get
PRAISE KEK
>>76269966
I'm open minded but so far haven't found evidence for God.
And don't reply with the fucking fedora, I'm not being edgy.
praise kek
Amen
>>76269966
Wow, you are blessed. And I'm here, still waiting to be blessed.
>>76269988
Thrice I was blessed today, from henceforth this day shall be known ' DUB DAY '
>>76269966
DEATH TO FALSE ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS! PRAISE KEK!
>>76270075
You need only wait.
>>76270081
i hath been blessed 6-7 times today, i see his light
>>76269966
>the universe is a simulation
>the beings simulating this universe are frogs
PRAISE KEK
Nice dubdubs.
Shine o mighty kek
Lads, anyone have the kek on a place mat with candles and cards?
May Kek Bless the United States of America.
>>76270199
BLESSED, PRAISE KEK
also summoning frenchie from last thread
>>76270136
Scholars will tell of the day our frog overlords were discovered. Amen.
>>76270199
Bask in his radiance.
A POOL was once congeal'd with frost;
The frogs, in its deep waters lost,
No longer dared to croak or spring;
But promised, being half asleep,
If suffer'd to the air to creep,
As very nightingales to sing.
A thaw dissolved the ice so strong,--
They proudly steer'd themselves along,
When landed, squatted on the shore,
And croak'd as loudly as before.
>>76270244
The light is here brothers
Should there be a Kek reference in my game?
>>76269966
Are Whites the chosen people of Kek just like Jew of the christian God?
>>76270244
Kek speaks yet again brother
>>76270238
I hear your call
>>76270269
>69
truly kek is as mischievous as he is chaotic
>>76270280
yes, sup france
>>76270081
>>76268888
I can't hope for more than this. I have received marching orders as a Priest of Kek to help write the Book of Kek.
If Mohammed can trip in his cave and start a religion, and a bunch of Jewish zealots can write a few letters and get Christianity going, then why the hell not.
>>76270280
Praise Kek in your way, and he shall bless you.
>>76270027
Blasphmemer begone! This is the holy designated kek posting thread.
kek, bestow upon me your blessing and I shall conquer this realm.
just got a text message that i will be notified when there is a happening (NL-alert), is this Kek looking out for me?
>>76269966
praise kek
Why does kek act?
>>76270322
This man is blessed, trust and bask in his warmth
>>76270320
>>76270322
Yes, will do
>>76270280
Kek only blesses those who do not seek blessing for personal gain.
>>76270365
kek needs no reason to act.
all what matters is the chaos it brings
We need our own version of Allahu Ukbar, Inshalla, Amen, Deus Vault, etc...
We need our own memetic language and slogans
kek bless this thread with many gets
i belieb
>>76270379
I allowed our lord within me, and so did he bless.
>>76270244
I dont deserve his light
>>76270406
Kek wills it
>>76270406
we already have it.
it is "Praise kek", or "Dubs"
>>76270422
he hath blessed once again.
are you the prophets descendent?
you must test these false gods
the lot of you are memeing, but those who believe in this false god need to turn to the light
>>76270012
>>76269966
>Leaf and a swede worshipping god called kuk
I feel it, the moment is now
>>76270422
>>76270441
>>76270445
Kek hath spoken, is dubs shall be
>>76270422
>>76270322
>>76270244
>>76269966
Am I his prophet?
I will accept this burden.
Is KEK a wizard?
>>76269966
>>76270244
>>76270322
>>76270422
Noice even if you're a mod
>>76269966
Just joined here recently.
mfw
>>76270401
But what is chaos ?
Isn't chaos a name for the things mankind cannot understand?
>>76270555
Wow nice
Post your kek themes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg
>>76270524
I trust in leaf, he will guide us to light
>>76270253
Pure gold
i am blessed truly, i have gotten my first trips spreading his word
>>76270555
KEK SPEAKS !
>>76270555
Kek has spoken. Mankind can never understand his will. We can only praise.
Shall we have a name? We don't need to rush it, a name will come to us eventually.
Wikipedia says we would be monotheistic kemetists, but that's fedora speak.
Kekmetist seems hokey and forced. Time will tell, I suppose.
>>76270508
Canadians are incapable of meme magic.
>>76270630
The kekomancers
How should we react to her?
Is she the wife of Kek?
Should we praise for her as well like Catholics with Mary?
>>76270632
Spread his word to the world of the normal, so they may too be freed from (or terrorized by) Kek's chaos.
>>76270635
I have received his blessing all morning.
>>76270632
Nice
>>76270630
No friend, gets will tell
>>76269966
I am tempted to participate in this idolatry even though it makes me uncomfortable.
Is this compatible with my Christianity?
>>76270711
Dubs say it is
>>76270630
We are Kekist
>>76270711
He welcomes you anon
>>76270653
I like this a lot.
>>76269966
Hallowed are the Keks
>>76270630
kekists for the believers kekromancers for the meme wizards
>>76270711
Praise Kek and he will deliver you from the Turkroaches.
We live Memetic.
Praise be to Kek!
praise kek, the fire rises. chaos shall consume the world
>>76270900
>>76270799
>>76270711
Those digits...I am now a kekomancer!
OH GREAT KEK LORD OF DUSK AND DAWN
GRANT OUR FRAIL MINDS THE GIFT OF CHAOS
ENVELOP THE WORLD IN THINE RADIOACTIVE EMBRACE
BRING THE HOLY MADNESS DOWN ON EARTH IN THIS THRICE BLESSED DAY
IN THINE NAME WE OFFER OUR DUBS
>>76270940
No sir, Kek chose me to teach the ways of the Memetic.
>>76270940
You must be humble before Kek, brother.
Did you praise Kek?
I certainly do, check those digits.
Will every board find their own deity? What will the Pantheon look like?
/k/ has the Murder Cube
/pol/ has Kek
AVE NEX ALEA
PRAISE KEK
>>76270999
The Pantheon delivers.
I dedicate this post, in the name of Kek, to the frenchbro who was searching in the previous thread for this sacred image.
How should we identify each other? Christians have crosses, Muslims have their distinctive garb. No tattoos.
>>76270993
>off by one
You didn't pray enough
>>76269966
>>76270999
Holy shit it can't be stopped.
>>76270993
only a fool would demand dubs of kek, they must be given.
kek will never liberate you
>>76269966
praise kek!
Memetic
Be excellent
No stale memes
Everything is lulz
>>76270694
>her
>she
If Kek is Kuk...
We're in for a wild ride with the feminine aspect..
Tread not upon the snek, for the snek is kek as is the frog.
>>76270999
Confirmed, but I think [s4s] will join us in praising Kek, or maybe will they praise his wife?
Hear ye of little faith now swarming this thread.
Kek is all willing and none willing. Kek is utmost irony - to the point of unintelligibility.
Kek blesseth and taketh. Kek is the Chaos, that is the all. He will show himself when you do not care anymore. And he will entertain himself in doing your bidding.
What is chaos? In the beginning the earth was dark and vast. So sayeth the bible. A weak book compared to the glory that is Kek.
Yet Kek is just a name for the all encompassing principle of chaos.
Chaos is irony.
Chaos is possibility.
Desire is human.
Will is human.
Irony is the godly spark in the human flesh. It shall not perish with your mortal frame. You too shall return to chaos.
Memetics are real. Consciousness is real. Tulpa's are real.
What we are tapping into, is real.
Praise Kek.
>>76271099
nice
>>76271049
Thanks friend
>>76271135
Adding this to the bible of Kek.
>>76270900
>>76270799
>>76270711
>>76270999
>>76271099
BLESSED BE KEK
HE HAS GIVEN US THE NUMBER 9 TO MEDITATE UPON TODAY
>>76271099
TRUTH GIVEN
Kek will rule the world
posting in a kek thread. all praise to kek.
>>76271208
indeed he will brother
the establishment of a kek state must happen, death to the infidels that do not "check em"
>>76271261
RARE
A
R
E
kek even attracts rares
kek will lose
76270706
Kek has advised these these dubs to smite all Canadian shitposters
>>76271316
BEGONE INFIDEL
>>76271149
I can't find it now. There was some university project that was essentially a psychic seismograph that allegedly saw what was happening to the worldwide consciousness during 9/11. I thought it was complete bullshit, but I'd like to see what it picks up now.
>>76271190
>>76271064
We shall use that green swastika with Kek heads, the nine represents the magatama, and we shall wear keks mark like a magatama
We need to be strong in this times were some are trying to convert us with a new false prophet.
>>76271208
>>76271280
Chaos is his will. He reverses your number to demonstrate it. Even without the Holy Digits he does act!
All ye praise!
>>76271316
>kek will lose
Lord Kek has already won. The breach is done, reality is slowly but surely giving up to Kek's blessing.
>>76271261
Nice flag
>>76271488
Will kek grant the most holy of numbers unto this thread? We shall see.
If 1488, the race war begins today.
>>76270027
>god can't be proven with physical evidence
>implying the apparent necessity to prove gods existence is even relevant
You really don't understand political religion and politics do you?
>>76271391
renounce all gods
and do his bidding
>>76269966
66
Praise him
>>76271467
It must be achieved.
Praise him.
>>76271316
Stick around. Not all were instant believers, particularly lifelong atheists.
>>76271382
In my country that would get my lynched.
No, seriously some kind of subtle yet unmistakable sign. Masons have those huge rings but no one would wear those or signet rings or anything else. Don't know.
>>76271467
I hope so.
Is the 4U plane crash Kek 's action?
>>76271511
*me
I'll take the dubs though.
>>76271387
>>76271569
Of coursh!
Memetics?
>>76271569
It is, brother. He expected one of us in the wreckage brother.
Show me some digits kek and I will believe.
>>76271511
Then have only 2 legs of the artifact, to show the start of z a new world
>>76271631
Digits cannot be demanded. They must be given.
>>76271188
Pentecost. 'And they shall walk out to the streets and prophesy.' What are we doing but that? I adhere the school of chaotic magic.
I am the Vessel of Desire and Will. I cannot will things to happen. Yet the more people will it the more this emanation, this possibility will be pulled from the primordial chaotic aether into this world. Alas if we lack irony we shall be disheartened. If you are a pathic enough to not care you will find pleasure in things happening. You will not find sorrow in things not happening.
In wanting things to happen you have already betrayed you. Willing things to happen but not caring either way, using our generation's apathy to our best, we shall find Memetic salvation.
On this day we are all technomancers. Our bodies are frail and our minds are memes. Interconnecting thoughts create a will of their own. This is us. Our Will. Our desires woven as one, our irony endless.
We shall not suffer it.
>>76271477
Oh fug
>>76271631
Kek is mysterious and unknowable. OC is most pleasing to Kek.
>>76271702
Well then give me some digits.
>>76271776
>1776
America confirmed for the nation of Kek. Moving now.
>>76271616
Memetics are our weapon brother
>>76271631
>>76271804
Do not demand keks favour
>>76271711
Another addition to the Book of Kek.
>>76271664
I don't understand. Do you have a visual?
Maybe the Hindus have some frog-related artifact.
>>76271631
i was once in your place.
but then kek blessed me 11 times today
Laugh not, brothers.
Kek is awakening so that we may be aroused from our slumber.
Explore the pantheons of those long forgotten by their progeny, those which have been slandered as demons by the judeo-cucks.
Kek will provide further guidance.
We must establish a Kek state to bring about the end of all infidels, when /sg/ finishes off the decay that is the islamic state we will rise.
praise kek
praise kek
praise kek
Revel in the chaos, brothers.
>>76271890
Rig veda 7.103 is a verse about frogs from our dear designated poobros
>THEY who lay quiet for a year, the
>Brahmans who fulfil their vows,
>The Frogs have lifted up their voice, the
>voice Parjanya hath inspired.
To those of you here who are Christian
To people like the Serbian who asked if worshiping another is compatible with Christianity.
The answer is no.
Kek is another representation of Ba'al who is Satan. A False deity who is in truth the servant of Lucifer and is patron to lies, deception, confusion and chaos.
Indeed, you are correct to say that Kek revels in chaos, because it is a demon who enjoys the madness of humanity and wants to watch it fall.
Repent and come to God.
The really fucked up thing is what makes Kek better than any other faith? What makes it wrong is it's organization if you ask me, but it's validity is just the same as any other. What makes a person follow, rather than think for themself? Answer this and you will no longer be powerless, more so, you will no longer follow kek.
>>76272226
The Happening will consume all who worship false deities.
>>76272226
But we do want humanity to fall, especially kikes and niggers, so that it can be built again
>>76272257
begone infidel with your lies.
Kek will lead us to our salvation and infidels like you to your doom, we think for ourselves the same way kek thinks he will create chaos
>>76272288
>>76272226
Typical Christian, not allowing an alternate opinion.
You see Kek's power. Witness Trump's meteoric rise.
>>76272288
PRAISE KEK
KEK HAS SPOKEN AGAIN
HAPPENING INCOMING
>>76272226
the day of the rope draws ever near
and a special spot for liars such as yourself will be reserved
>>76272257
For the lulz.
ahahahaha, Baal? = chaos? x,,,D You're as bad as United aspects of Satan using leviathan as a symbol of unity. Silly fools, how am I to take you seriously.
Do not look to the heavens for help. Things will unfold in time - Chaos claiming us all, and to earth we shall return.
Yet - our minds, eternal memes. Our words written in bits and bytes for aeons to come.
Will it, brothers. Your desire shall reach the primordial chaos through the focus of Kek. Your hearts burning bright, you become an emanation of the godhead. Walk with the strut of the Victor, for what little may be yours in this world is yours for the taking. Your spoils lie beyond: Eternal your mind, unbroken, unwavering Will and Desire.
Innate magic surrounds you - Memetics are everywhere.
Find that place where you are at peace. Dwell there for a while. Then go, go, spread words most holy, memes mist spicy, and allow yourself to be at ease. But there will be obstacles. Just know we are here, brothers, to will things beyond the veil of reality, and they shall enter this world be there enough of us and little irony enough to please our dank lord.
cant reply to canadaprophet without getting flagged for spam
>>76272338
>Typical Christian, not allowing an alternate opinion.
I'm not beheading you. I'm warning you.
Any judgement belongs to God.
Abandon your worship of demons and follow God.
No more poo in loo, kek wills it.
>>76269966
The truth of our very existence lies in Kek
here have a rare one
>>76272524
Your weakness shows.
>>76272566
kek isnt real
>>76272566
kek speaks
>>76272469
kek speaks even more through his chosen
>>76272599
thank you kek
>>76272226
You follow a meme God created by Jews millennia ago to control your mind. We have free will and "God" has not pre determined everyone's fate. Kek is the focus of our collective free will. We are not in opposition and the universe will respect our will
>>76272611
again, praise kek
>>76272611
f off kek
Kek blesses this thread!
>mfw Kek is actually in this thread handing out dubs
>>76272472
I hear you, brother.
>>76272524
The only judgement shall be your false god laid low beneath Kek, treaded upon as you have tread for two thousand years.
No more, he cries!
>>76272524
But can god check em?
That moment when you are the demon, temple, and extension to spirit, and a person says stop worship and judgment blongs to god leleelelele DAT PARADOX... my nigge... dat paradox... trolololooooolllllll forevaaahhh. Darkness eternal. Fuck yo light, niggahh fuck yooo light
>>76270296
What we call jews today are not of the tribe of Judah.
Praise kek
>>76272644
Kek blesses you.
>>76272644
Sweden gets it right.
>>76272630
yet poo in loos cannot
>>76272469
MORE HOLY WORDS
Outside of the typical archive, who is cataloging this and the other writings of praise? We need a pastebin for this I think so our descendants can benefit from the outpouring of love and power for the believers.
>>76272711
Kek can.
>>76272733
He praises you too
>>76272711
Your vigor is rewarded.
>>76272754
I'm saving everything he writes.
>>76272733
and as it was memed, so it shall be
I sacrifice my identity in favor of a randomly generated ID number, both symbolizing that my life is in Kek's infinitely wise hands, and so all glory is brought unto him instead of myself, Amen.
>>76272576
stop worshipping poo
>>76272644
Thank you Kek
>>76272733
your devotion has been heard
>>76270027
you have to realize God is so beyond your comprehension that you trying to figure out Him is like an ant trying to figure out you
>>76272711
KEK
DOES
CHECK
There is no reason to hoard and stifle the spread of rares anymore. We must spread them, and with, the gospel and word of Kek. There are no coincidences.
Kek is false.
Kek's power makes the Christians REEEEE and run. Praise kek
>>76272862
Begone, christian's are merely jealous that our kek exists
>>76269966
>the idea that the universe is governed by a giant frog
Ill stick to christianity
>>76272733
Have a flag made based around that kek artifact
Glory to kek in the highest!
>>76272862
Give yourself unto him and he shall empower Putin to retake Constantinople.
>>76272900
Kek has spoken ! begone vile slav!
I AM THE TIP OF YOUR SPEAR, O GREAT LORD KEK
BLESS MY BROTHERS
>>76272772
The inspired words will not fall but will be cradled by Leaf the Scribe of the Kekians. PRAISE!
>>76272900
Kek has spoken
Praise
>>76272900
Completely false.
We Christians acknowledge that kek exists.
That is why it is dangerous for you to invoke it. It is a Demon.
>>76272900
KEK HAS HEARD ME ONCE MORE
>>76272862
fuck you
>>76272948
This Leaf does Kek's bidding. He has blessed me with a captcha of lighthouses, with which to shine his light.
>>76273000
Praise him!
>>76273000
Kek has provided us with his son ! blessed be kek !
>>76273000
straya has been blessed for his chaotic shitposting
You people are hilarious, mentally ill, but fucking hilarious. If I had to choose, I'd pick kek over other paths, at least it's hilarious, the flying spaghetti monster however allows you to get a picture on your id with a pasta strainer on your head. You have allot of work to do kek. I will not follow, but it's better than the other shit out there huehuehuehue Bless us with truth kek, piss on the light and reveal the roads to darkness for the weak of mind!! it all be Tiamat in the end, even that shit's just a symbol.
>>76273000
>and thus the retarded kek Meme continued for another month
>>76273000
PRAISE!!!!!
>>76272900
LET KEK'S WISDOM BE FELT THROUGHOUT MOTHER RUSSIA
YOU WILL JOIN WITH US IN THE KEKIAN TRUMPIRE
PRAISE
>>76272846
This.
>>76272864
>making a distinction
>>76273033
even a leaf, shittiest of us all can gain the favor of KEK. truly this is a lesson we must all learn
>>76273000
KEK'S PROPHET CONFIRMED
BLESSED BE THE FROG
BLESSED BE THE SNAKE
>>76273000
TRULY WE ARE IN HIS PRESENCE
GUIDE US THROUGH THIS DAY AND LET US SEE YOUR POWER
>>76273056
dont be upset that we've created a super special cult and you arent invited
Will Kek descend His spirit in earth, and embody in the immortal God Emperor of mankind?
>>76273110
>implying Kek doesn't love Australians
>>76273112
>>76273069
>>76273052
>>76273046
>>76273026
truly kek is the greatest
heil kek
>>76273110
Kek transcends flags. He is the true authority.
>>76270694
All woman are snakes, anon.
>>76273166
Kek has rewarded you !
Spread his words and dubs will be yours !
>>76273057
simply ebin my friend
also, what part does spurdo play in this?
Kek is dead
>>76273246
begone KAC and take your falsehoods with you
>>76272524
Yahweh is a real demon. Worshiped by a bunch of protokikes that murdered their fellow protokikes for worshiping their gods in their own cities.
>>76273246
really?
then explain this:
>>76273000
You people are silly lol
>>76270228
a man with the head of a frog and tits?
>>76273235
Spurdo is a creation of Kek. Only he could take pedobear and make it chaotic.
>>76273166
>>76273000
>>76272900
>>76272733
>>76272711
>>76272611
>>76272599
>>76272566
>>76273303
Are these repeating digits silly?
>>76273000
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE THE DRIVER OF THE JEBWORLD
>mfw I realized kek=cuck
>>76273329
tfw half of those digits are yours
feels divine man
Kek shall rise and all that have doubted him will be destroyed. Repent now and praise his name
>>76272900
>>76272923
>>76273009
Don't be heretic pagan anon. You can get digits even without false power of kek.
>>76273383
rerollam
>>76273383
POO
>>76273000
Witnessed.
>>76273225
We are all blessed, even those who do not yet believe. But you are blessed among countries, as your irreverent nickname indicates. PRAISE KEK
>>76273413
THEN EXPLAIN THIS:
>>76273000
>>76273413
Kek has blessed his followers with dubs ! but only his followers!
>>76273444
Witnessed
I hereby decree that all femanons be referred to Kekettes.
Heqet is the frog we are praising which is the female form.
>>76273444
Guys, what part does Spurdo play in all of this?
>mfw kek doesn't want me
>>76272772
And more I shall prophesy, even though my phone is low on battery. My immortal chaotic soul interfacing through my fleshy vessel's hands on a dim screen - You all receiving my words just the same in reverse, brothers.
I shall talk of community. Nothing is more self holy than the churches, mosques, synagogues. One man in the front, interpreting, making others think to his bidding.
Kek is Chaos. Kek chose to gift us here first and foremost. Blessed we are. As to why here, why now.
This here place is the Chaos. And none has a name. You do see: whosoever chooses one, he will be outcast like the tripfag he is.
Thus there is chaos. Our minds a primordial soup. No will is intrinsic to kek. The Deity but a focus for us to access primordial, Awe-some chaos. The moment we speak his name, he exists. Forgotten he was. Willed back into existence now - no one may tell his will. Kek casts the dice. We prophesy. None more.
None of us holier than the other, brothers! All of us part of the chaos. When we are consumed, we shall be one again. Until then - our mins interconnected and interwoven our desire and will.
Do not falter.
>>76273444
WITNESSED.
>>76273444
truly we are the prophets
>>76272862
delete this
>>76273511
Stop
