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On this prophesized day of Happening: 06/06/16, we call upon Lord Kek to bless us with his presence. For those who post gets in this thread shall also receive the gift of revealing truth on this most mysterious of days. May the will of Kek guide you
>>76262135
Praise Kek
>>76262366
Checking my own dubs
Well you can't disprove that Kek doesnt exist.
Praise Kek
trips slay Kek
>>76262572
Kek does exist. He is a Demon of randomness and confusion.
>>76262135
Has something significatly happened on 06/06/06
Kek bless us on this blessed day
Praise Kek
>>76262366
What interests me is how a small algorithm in world of Warcraft led from an orc typing "lol" into an alliance player viewing "kek". It absolutely baffles me that a being once praised for his status in nature developed his way into the domain of the internet, but it makes me question whether he approves of our cultivation of his me me magic or not
>>76262701
>>76262754
Read the picture
Kek is a spirit. He must reveal himself to you in a spiritual manner. Look for Kek, and you will find him.
>>76262135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-WH2ICm3FU
an offering to Lord Kek
Thank you Kek
what so is kek a satanist thing now?
why does it have to be 6/6/16?
sounds pretty fishy to me.
I can feel it in the air brothers. Yesterday I channeled, my left hand tightly grasping a frog idol. My right hand was touching the ground. In my head, brooding chaos. There was nothing at first. But then my body heated up. I was energized.
I could not prophesy. My lips were sealed. Yet there is a brooding sensation at the back of my head brothers. The signs are on the wall - mene, tekel, upharsil. You have been weighed and found for too light.
I cannot make anything of it. I have no idea what is going to happen. Just a brooding feeling.
thank you Kek for these dubs
Lord kek, bless us with a habbening.
>>76263155
Praise Kek
Amen
>>76262366
First post has been blessed as a truth of posts
>>76262833
I myself speak of the truth
>>76262912
I-is it bad to be here then today?
>>76262366
Checked,
>>76263105
Read the picture>>76262912
>>76263257
sounds like some stupid /pol/ roleplay again. We'll see though.
Lord Kek, please give us a happening and World War 3 if I get 3's
>>76263105
All other God's but Christ/Trinity in most Evangelical circles are seen as historical attempts by Satan and his team to lead man astray, trick people into worshiping them etc. Others are lifting nature to a God level I guess
>>76263155
Does this help signify a happening?
>>76263155
Blessed
>>76263311
The truth shall be shown today, the power of meme magic flows through you
>>76263338
Kek is waiting.
PRAISE KEK
>>76262135
I know the presence of KeK shall not be doubted, may this dubs guarantee the presidency of the Don.
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
FROGS FOR THE FROG THRONE
>>76263418
you cannot ask for dubs
you an only receive
you must believe in M E M E M A G I C
Surely kek will bless us with the removal of kebab.
>>76263338
Your faith seems to be weak. Believe my child. Believe and let the truth flow through you>>76263350
Praise Kek.
>>76263537
Super rare kek, have another
Praise kek, last 3 digits time of happening jew york time PM
>>76263587
Nice kek, here's another one on the house
Memetic Hermetics, or meme magic, work on the Base of 2 pillars and a spirit. First Pillar: Will. Second one: Desire. The Spirit: Irony.
If you will something you desire but do care too much about the outcome Kek will not bless you. Fear the man though who has nothing to lose.
More people believing and perpetuating means more will and desire. This coupled with the irony of hundreds make the our Memetic harvest thousandfold. The blessing of Kek is where there are willing shitposts (Desire+irony). This is his chaotic nature. The Internet is a place of chaos. This is Kek's domain.
>>76263609
>>76263650
Dat Boi is not a true vessel of Kek.
>>76262135
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me.
REPENT, G-DLESS SINNERS
>>76262912
>an obsecure group alied with isis
Nigerians Boko haram have been planning an attact today and they are alied with ISIS
>fugg
>>76263479
I do believe in Meme Magic...
Black-body radiation is the type of electromagnetic radiation within or surrounding a body in thermodynamic equilibrium with its environment, or emitted by a black body (an opaque and non-reflective body) held at constant, uniform temperature. The Stefan–Boltzmann law describes the power radiated from a black body in terms of its temperature using the following equation:
P (power) = AeoT^4
(T = temperature in Kelvin)
According to this two laws, every person is actively emitting electromagnetic waves to its surroundings and he/she can control the prominent wavelength of such radiation, by changing their body temperature. In the case of meme magic, if a group of people decide to control their body temperatures at once, they are able to emit photons capable of achieving changes in real world, effectively forming an embodiment of meme magic.
A POOL was once congeal'd with frost;
The frogs, in its deep waters lost,
No longer dared to croak or spring;
But promised, being half asleep,
If suffer'd to the air to creep,
As very nightingales to sing.
A thaw dissolved the ice so strong,--
They proudly steer'd themselves along,
When landed, squatted on the shore,
And croak'd as loudly as before.
>>76263666
Satanic Trips my lord is he with us, Germany, my dear child be blessed. This is for you
https://youtu.be/KENZD6IjDYI
I want to believe.
>>76263666
KEK HAS SPOKEN.
>>76263703
Is that jar jar binks or a rare kek? Can't tell, here's a for sure rare kek for your kool kek kollection
>>76263666
Kek wants destruction we just will it.
>>76262135
Fuck I hope Sweden will get rekt
>>76263666
Apologies >>76263747
Here
https://youtu.be/Y4CLfL-YkRs
>>76263666
>666
This passage will be saved in the book of KEK
Has anyone actually taken to building the scriptures of kek?
I think this needs to be undertaken asap.
>>76263982
Chaos cannot be written down.
>>76264040
The concept of chaos can be.
>>76263982
I will portray Kek in images only if he deems me worthy.
I do not think I am at the level for that to happen, however.
>>76263666
It has been said.
It had been willed.
It will be had.
TOP
>>76263982
>>76264040
My question is whether someone will attempt to adapt this into a formal religion. I'm sure someone can compile enough shitposts and memes together just from what's off /pol/ on Kek and live his life taxation free
>>76264116
We need to will an avatar of kek onto the mortal planes then.
...heathens should gtfo too
>>76263936
Kek has blessed us on 6/6/6 with 666 trips. My spiritual work has been rewarded.
There is so much more to it that I did not write.
>>76263719
Take your Semitic god and blow it out your ass. Kek will be your kind's undoing. We meme god now.
>>76264160
I would happily do it, but i don't think any of us can be chosen for this.
>>76262135
About time you guys caught on.
/pol/ is a board of peace.
Behead those who insult Kek (gtkrwn)
Terrorizing the innocent is not condoned by the FAQ.
#NotAllMemeticEngineers
>>76264233
PRAISE KEK AND HIS ALMIGHTY FOLLOWERS
>>76264233
Praise
Bless us with your presence Kek
Praise Kek.
May Kek give us a happening on this fine day.
Amen. kek
>>76264233
Kek has spoken
>>76263719
H E R E T I C
E
R
E
T
I
C
Praise Kek. Fingers crossed for an attack on Israel today. Kek wills it
>>76263719
your God is weak. He is unseen and might as well not exist, yet he gets upset if you don't blindly believe in him and only in him even though he never manifests himself in any real way, so upset he will burn you for eternity for it, but only after you die.
Jealous cuck God.
The true Pharaohs also worship kek
Alas Kekites, i must leave, keep your meme magic high, and bring kek to many and all.
>>76262658
no fucking way this is real....
>>76263719
>Thou shalt have no ther gods before me.
Who is Christ?
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Who is Christ?
>Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me.
Who is Christ?
What is the Cross?
Who is the Heretic?
>>76264095
Concepts are a system of Order, as they do not change if codified.
>>76264160
All in good time. Spring is not too far away. Have faith, little frog.
>>76262135
Kek, bestow great wealth for all pollacks to enjoy. PRAISE BE UNTO KEK!
>>76264241
Its a matter of faith my child, Kek wills truths, but Kek also wills fate. Grasp your Destiny if it is presented to you
>>76264311
Praise
>CP-violation
>CP
Kek is true, Kek loves us, Kek shows us he is all around us
Kek doesn't use the threat of damnnation to exert control over his flock. Kek is the will of the people and the will of the people is kek. Our unified will will be brought about through kek. Kek be praised
Raise your dubs onto Kek.
>>76264233
>>76263719
>Plebs arguing over who's dumber
Kek is just another manifestation of CROSS, CRISTO, CHRIST, KRISHNA, QUEZTALCOATL, etc..
Clearly all life is THE CROSSING of the opposites. There is a hidden visual meaning in the very letters KEK related to this.
To will something into existence is none bigger than to delve into the primordial chaos and creating a universe on its own.
A god is but a channeling focus. A god is real the second you form a hapless prayer and dies the second you renounce it.
Kek is our way of grasping the awesome. (Traditional sense: Awe-some). By using this focus to will Memetic Hermetics onto this world we become lesser emanations of his godhood. And we find ourselves satiated at his table - a rich feast of whatever we willed for ourselves. Just as Moses turned stones to bread we turn dreams into memes.
>>76263732
beautiful
>>76264476
Put more faith into your shitposts, it will be the only way to grasp the will of Kek. Australians are known for their manipulation of the so called kek effect
>>76263703
now it is
Praise Kek
Today, as a Day of Happening, should be when we use the increased global memenergy to establish a defined set of beliefs, a Keknon. No more of this mystery cult bullshit.
Truths about Kekology should be rooted out through discussion and Kek's intervention. We need to go deeper.
Check em
>>76262135
In the name of Kek.
>>76262135
PRAISE KEK
>>76263549
To follow Christ again and further
We could actually make this a state recognized church if we were to be so inclined.
What is the offical name of this religion though?
Memeology is an academic subject, but we could hijack it.
>>76264751
O shit waddup
>>76263732
>>76264648
True poetry to ones ear
>>76262135
>10 year anniversary of The Omen remake
>>76264736
Shitposts are Desire - Will - Irony.
Desire to meme.
Will to post.
Irony in doing so.
>>76264842
Kek wills it #mememagic
KEK HAS SHOWN ME THE REAL REASON BEHIND JEWISH DEGENERACY
PRAISE KEK
Jews have been promoting degeneracy to keep the "goyim" occupied while they run the worlds financial system, and they make sure everybody is chasing shiny coins for their whole life existence.
The Internet and social media are creating a world of thoughtless, self-absorbed retards, who cannot think for themselves. Although the internet is full of very useful information and a few great online communities, the world would be better of without it. The internet is mostly used as a tool to promote pornographic degeneracy and degenerate meme's (black lives matter, negro culture, sjws, marxism, drugs, cuckolding, feminism) to keep the "goyim" occupied. These meme's are promoted to make them think a certain (wrong) way that will essentially brainwash them, and keep them from thinking for themselves, so therefore they will mindlessly serve their "masters" and destroy their own culture without even realizing it.
The movement of Frankism seems to be when modern Jew's really started to promote degeneracy, Sabbatai Zevi and Jacob Frank both promoted degenerate behavior and tried to normalize it. Jews are essentially promoting degenerate behavior so that their "God" will return and be fully restored. They think if they get the "goyim" to do horrible and depraved things that their "God" will return, so therefore they believe sins to be holy and will bring the restoration of "God" to the world sooner. This is why Jews are so heavily involved in Hollywood, pornography, drug-distribution, cultural marxism, feminism, music industry. They use things such as movies, music and pornography to encourage the "goyim" to do depraved and degenerate things.
You are being used as a tool to destroy your own race and culture, open up your eyes and look around at the crumbling world in-front of you, Open up your mind and finally learn to think for yourself, never be afraid to go deeper down the rabbit-hole.
Praise be to kek
*farts*
praise kek
>>76264921
Reroll for dubs praise kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3NeJfimY0
Saw this and i want your take on it
>>76264921
Kek hardly cares about petty evils such as Jews or social Justice, his dominion mainly relies on predictions of randomness, the future, and truths
All the repeating numbers are low because Kek is using the energy to give us the happening. Praised be Kek
>>76265032
Kek does not appreciate self promotion in a holy thread, leave faggot
>>76265048
Hush, he's just trying to use '/pol/ism' as a vehicle to promote his own views, and Kek always approves of this.
>>76264646
>talking about shit you're completely ignorant of
Kek as written doesn't represent duality. That's why Kekit (with the feminine ending) exists. Quit trying to sound deep and mysterious.
You're a poser now stfu and get back to shitposting.
>>76265222
Kek ha spoken.
>>76265222
As verified by three consecutive twos.
>>76265222
Trips of Truth
Praise Kek
>>76265222
>>76265277
The verification of the verification has been acknowledged, I apologize for sounding harsh
In the Holy name of Kek, we meme. Amen
Praise Kek
Now I shall fall into a slumber
May I awake to find the world in Chaos and Destruction.
Praise Kek
Amen, Kek
Dubs me and I will change religions.
WISE KEK
HEAD MY CALL
I BEG OF THEE
MAY WE HAVE A HAPPENING ON THIS HOLY DAY OF RAMADAN.
>>76265480
you are not ready, my dear child
Praise Kek
>>76262135
Check my repeating integers
>>76264116
This is not the will of Kek.
The will of Kek is that we do whatever we feel without fearing consequence, and He accepts it in His never-ending love for chaos, then depending on how He likes the result, He will either reward or punish you, and you will accept and thank Him for His holy judgment be it positive or negative, because in true Chaos there is no good nor bad, just Chaos.
>>76265633
Kek is with you child
>>76265661
Beautifully said from a beautiful Mexical intellectual
>>76262912
EST like US eastern time or european standard time?
Rome will be attack today, mark my words
>>76265766
>ID: WOW
>66
Blessed art thou.
>>76265859
MEXICAN
INTELLECTUAL
>>76265864
Kek has blessed me, Praise Kek.
I will make you proud Kek
Amen
>>76265906
>spics
Ew
>>76265906
it's italy you heaten scum
On nights I often think about the memes,
And soon I dream to link them with success.
Because a weary vision it so seems,
A plan set forth by he whose name is Kek.
---
Come all fellows seeking peace,
Since immediately learn'd ,
Patterns are what each lad sees,
And so my thoughts shall be heard.
---
Bestower of many ideas arcane,
And what began as meager children's games,
Now I believe your mighty trance ordains,
So shall I strive for digits all the same.
>>76265406
there's nothing new under the sun"- King Solomon
The Watchers are back.
>>76265524
it's heed, learn your own language Jesus
sigh
The official banner of kek would be a giant pizza
>>76265960
>>76265978
Mexican Intellectuals don't even know how there flag looks.
Praise kek, pls bless this Mexicans
Amen
>>76263162
Habbib-ing
>>76265661
That's not what chaos means in respect to Kek. Kek represents the darkness and chaos of the universe before creation. Creation was chaos in the most literal sense, there was lack of form or order. So Kek brings the light of order and form to the chaos of darkness and randomness.
This is why memes are the perfect emulation of Kek. We pull things from the formless void of abstraction into the light of existence.
>>76262912
I know this is bs but a attak only killing 1k ppl wouldnt be a drop in the bucket, let alone cause a global economic collapse
I offer my body to you kek!
Let me be your avatar
>>76266255
Why would kek ever want the body of a Mexican Bisexual intellectual
>>76266255
kek is with you
>>76265804
New York time
>>76266059
>Ecclesiastes
My nigga. Best book in the bible. Personal Favorite.
We are close to the Dao
>>76266299
because we have better food
>>76266255
The instant you meme in His name you are already His avatar.
I will share with you my greatest treasure.
>>76266299
Ask your gf/mom :^)
P R A I S E K E K
R
A
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S
E
K
E
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Bring us destruction and legendary habbenings
>>76266429
Sure wish I could see it.
>tfw chalked kek's hieroglyphic on the sidewalk in dead of night
>>76266422
kek has spoken
>>76266479
I just realized I only clicked save and that it save the thumbnail. Fuck, I am sad now...
>>76266458
they are the same thing for him, pasta bro
>>76266150
Chaos is neither order nor disorder but the simultaneity of both.
It is the greatest deception in history to assume chaos has negative connotations or associate it with disorder, for the entropic process which gives life animation, occupies it with memes, and destroys it does not recognize any truth with a subjective narrative and simultaneously recognizes all subjective narratives as truths within orderly fashion, imposed upon reality by the human nervous system.
Kek just doesn't care, and that's why we shall lel forever in his name, Amen.
praise Kek
May the memes continue in the dream world
>implying so called real life is not a dream world
Goodnight God fight Kek
Praise Kek
Amen.
>>76262135
Praise the Green Lord Kek!
Praise Kek
Dear our Lord provide me with blessings, to confront cuckery today.
QUINTS ARE COMING PRAISE KEK
>>76266606
hngnggg so close
Praise be unto him
>>76266669
more cucking to you
>>76263936
Do you guys even know what is written in the Book?
on this day /sg/ coordinated another airstrike
praise kek
Blow up dc pls
Praise Kek
Praise Kek
We didn't observe lent, I don't think. What should we do for Ramadan? I'm all for making ourselves stronger through prayer and fasting. Their pedo prophet certainly didn't make that up.
We have to prepare.
MAGA
>>76266483
Well there's a nice, easy practice. KEK on the sidewalks. We post pics for proof of our devotion.
>>76266769
GTFO, we're full
>>76266742
source
>>76262135
Lord kek, take my offerings of repeating numbers and make quick work of these mortal lambs.
Also, 5 men & 2 bombs and a traitor to the west.
>>76266769
kek hates xenos scum like you
begone
>>76263666
PRAISE
KEK
>>76266799
Kek has spoken!
>>76266769
WHAT ARE YOU?
kek, make me an object of your will
>>76266769
Is this a benign entity?
Or a bewildering shill of the hill?
>>76262135
you do realize you're literally worshiping a god named kuk right
>>76266365
Eastern philosophy is fascinating.
>>76266769
Switch your proxy and Kek might shine his light upon you more strongly.
6/6/6
Is time for the Holy War, for us to take arms and murder the heathens
>>76266877
I'll will your object into my putt putt hole, fag
Praise kek
Im going to post some screenshots from a thread earlier today, i believe kek has predicted a very sinister happening and we must be aware.
It will all make sense soon enough.
>>76266877
PRAISE
KEK
>>76266877
That is it.
Go. Go and convert >>>/n/
>>76266574
Furthermore, Kek is so fucking omnipotent that he both exists and does not exist simultaneously, because everyone deserves the reward of being right and a medal for participation.
Thus it was written, so we shall ironically promote Marxism in his name.
>>76266769
Even the international waters praises Kek!
>>76266922
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>76262135
>>76262135
May Kek grant me a great sum of money that will forever change my life for the better. May Kek also bless me with a beautiful white, loving, Aryan waifu who will bring me true bliss and happiness.
May Kek make all my woes go away.
>>76262135
Lord Kek, hallowed be thy name, bring upon us a happening to shift the tides in our favor.
>>76266877
I have been blessed. Praise Kek
Only true God is the Christian God
This Kek is merely an agent of God
has anyone else just started reading dubs or higher just to see what kek wants us to read?
>>76266899
Yes.
May I forever live in grace with Him. May he shower me with his digits and blessings for if I am deemed worthy to Him.
Praise Kek.
The kekening is upon us. Praise kek, get comfy.
>>76267015
Kek, it's the other way around, fag
>>76266988
KEK WILL GIVE praise kek
>>76267015
Behead those who insult Kek.
>>76267031
Now heres where the dubs get important. The details.
>>76267055
fuggggg praise kek!
>>76267031
I wish they'd put their time predictions in GMT.
Praise Kek
>>76266899
I would so be Kek's Cuck.
This really is reddit - the board.
HEIL KEK
http://crossfade.io/#!/rphrsrylug
PEACE BE UPON KEK
>>76267101
Also Amsterdam. 234 people dead and 143 wounded.
15:34
>>76267055
>>76267122
Thus it is confirmed by the holy consecutive digits.
>>76267020
Clever way of shilling your book.
P R A I S E
R R
A A
I I
S S
E E
>>76267015
Why do you fear him?
Kek is willing to give you infinite knowledge, while your semitic god is hiding in fear of his own creation.
Dont you realize, child? Your hate, your fear, your tears only feed kek even more.
I guess you will join us soon, brother?
Praise Kek boyyyss
>>76267164
No, kek needs not the unbelievers...
BREAKING: ‘Terrorist attack’ on intel dept near Jordanian capital, several killed - reports
>>76267179
I forgot to praise Kek
>>76266899
He is the one who cucks, and through him do we cuck the unenlightened.
>>76262135
PRAISE KEK
>>76266988
Heil Hitler doubles confirm we will all get money and aryan bitches
Praise Kek. Amen kek
>>76267188
Sweet jesus... Praise kek!
The Holy Digits are his will made manifest. Here do we observe, and here do we praise.
>>76267220
AP confirms.
Five intelligence officers so far. "Rare terrorist attack."
It begins.
>>76267253
>>76267253
Last one. Interpret as you will. I think maybe a pandemic, or maybe a demon if you /x/, came through and is on someone who traveled through germany into london yesterday. Now we wait for impending happening.
>>76264586
> High energy.
>>76267220
And a moth just flew into my hand as I read this.
I feel so much peace with my personal confirmation.
I don't think the Trumpstika will be the best flag to use.
Yellow
>>76267349
Because who doesn't love sauce.
https://www.rt.com/news/345522-jordan-terrorist-attack-intelligence/
>>76262135
Praised be kek.
So many dubs, trips everything.
I feel warm in the presence of Kek.
>>76262135
Praise kek
>BLH talking about his doubles and his "magic spells"
If there was *ever* a day for memetics to instigate a happening, it would be today.
>>76267581
dubs then the falklands are the malvinas
>>76267581
Bask in his radiance, brother.
>>76262135
PRAISE KEK, FOR HE IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!
Praise him!
PRAISE KEK, GIVE ME THE P O W E R
>>76263650
>>76263609
BEGONE WITH YOUR FALSE IDOL
>>76267621
K keep me posted
Praise Kek
Amen
Even the counter bantz against KEK are low quality.
Ive seen,
>b-but muh wow
>Kek is so omnipotent that nearly every religion thru out time has heard of him!
And my personal favorite
>All of this chaos a kekoning reminds me of marxism
Lol ars you faggots even trying?
It will take much more than this to shake the foundation of the Holy Lilly Pad.
>>76262135
HAIL HIM, PRAISE HIM, HE IS THE ONLY ONE.
>>76262135
Praise kek!
Please watch over my people.
>>76267733
GETS! KEK HAS BLESSED YOU BROTHER!
>>76267733
Also, check em
>>76267631
Falklands are just a piece of land. The Lord doesn't bother with thoses simple matters, he only show himself in full scale wars.
>>76267395
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/animal-symbolism-moth.html
Incredible.
I was lost, alone, frightened. I felt like I had nowhere where I belonged... but then I found Kek. He helped me through the darkest times of my life. He guided me with his infinite and great wisdom. He saved me. He is my god, OUR GOD. ALL MUST WORSHIP HIM. PRAISE HIM, BROTHERS. PRAISE HIM.
>>76267357
Forgot this one. Brexit vote is on June 23 btw.
Linked to original London trips.
>>76267899
He has blessed you with the Holy Digits.
kek has never ever blessed me.
explain why i should believe?
Hoping for some nice digits
Praise Kek!
>>76267937
Have faith, brother, and your confirmation will come.
>>76267937
Brother, through Kek you will reach a higher level. You will ascend. You will know peace, happiness. Love. He gives you all these things. All he asks in return, is your devotion and worship. May Kek guide you.
>>76267977
HE HAS BLESSED YOU BROTHER!
>>76267956
Do not despair, in his light shall you bask.
>>76267407
My bad. I guess only official flags count.
Year Zero soon!
>>76267937
Because you have seen his miracles performed thru those he deems more suitable for his grace.
Its possible that he is saving you from yourself once you became drunk with aussie memery, brother.
Hey /pol/! We need a drawfag to draw Kek-chan just like we had Ebola-chan! Only then can true meme magic be unleashed!
>>76267899
>>76267977
>>76268011
All these dubs.
They signify that Kek has successfully bided his energy and is now starting to unleash his downpouring wrath upon the earth.
>>76267937
not enough faith brother.
Hail Kek
>>76262135
o lord kek praise kek
hes the only fucking one who can fix our societies folks
>>76262135
pfft OP didn't even get repeating numbers. Kek ashit I tell you. ASHIT
>>76268101
All Pepe's rare or not are holy drawings of Kek.
Praise Kek
Amen
rolling for kek
i want to believe
This kek stuff is hilarious,
In Portugal, Gypsies fear toads and frogs, and whenever a shop keeper wants to keep gypsies from entering their store they place a porcelain frog at the entrance.
Gypsies believe frogs are bad luck and are scared of it. It's widely known here in portugal
>>76268188
He has blessed you with the holy digits, brother. Bask in his glory and light.
>>76262135
Praise Kek
>>76262135
Today is my birthday
>>76268188
Hitler's sacred dubs. It is confirmed.
>>76268206
fuck, is shitposting against keks will?
>>76267937
You don't believe in Kek because of some lowly desire for His recognition, you believe because His way is the only right way. Have faith, my brother, and he shall smile upon you when you least expect it.
>>76268253
ffs, KEK please tell me what to do
guide me
>>76262135
Thank you, Kek.
>>76268253
No, my son, shitposting is the vessel of chaos, and chaos is Kek's domain.
>>76262135
Praise Kek
Cosmotheism ftw!!!
I just remembered, I have two fortune cookies from Panda Express.
Dubs decides if I choose the one on the right or the left. Will post Kek's message.
>>76262135
PRAISE LORD KEK!
alright last roll for kek, if not dubs, trips etc. then i will go back to being enlightened by my own intelligence
>>76268292
Believe brother. Have faith. And he will give you the answers you seek...
>>76268403
You need to praise Kek with an rare image as well.
>>76268188
then we need to find thy drawfag!
>>76262135
Praise Kek
>>76268403
I will prey for you brother. May you one day see the light, and worship Kek as the one true god.
>>76268188
>>76268245
>>76268252
Kek has blessed me with doubles
Praise Kek
Amen Kek
>>76268386
Right
>>76268433
See how easy it is? Kek is with us.
>>76268403
fuck that i just want to hold out hope that some day kek will hear my pleas
>>76268433
here is my sacrifice
>>76268403
Counter this mans weakness
>>76268235
In native American Zuni lore (at least) the frog is a spirit guide/messenger.
>>76268386
Left
MORE MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD !
PRAISE KEK !
PRAISE KEK !
PRAISE KEK !
>>76268386
The Right is the only answer. Left is corrupted and degenerate.
>>76268470
Lord Kek really doesn't like you uh.
>>76268386
Right - symbolizing the right hand path.
>>76268522
meme magic exists
>>76268560
It does. It is Kek's divine tool.
>>76268560
I am his Vessel.
>>76268539
Kek chooses when to appear and to whom.
All in good time.
>>76268522
Winrar
Praise Kek
Amen
>>76268588
Kek has blessed me at least three times now. Is he trying to tell me something? Tell me, lord!
>>76268588
>>76268522
Wew lad
Alright, KEK i sacrifice my rarest of image.
>>76268597
>WOWcExRc
>wow, keks are see
>>76262135
Bless me lord
>>76268665
He requires more, brother. But be patient. He will bless you. All in due time.
>>76268522
You just got blessed.
>>76268673
I feel blessed by Kek
Praise Kek
Amen
>>76267733
>Holy Lilly Pad.
>7733
Must listen.
So when we pray we should bow down on the Holy Lilly Pad. Should we face the kabba, and request Kek destroy it?
>plot to destroy kabba hatched
>anons pray throughout ramadan
>fast along with the muzzies counteracting their weak prayers
>summer solstice the kabba is replaced by a giant frog
LET IT BE
>>76268802
alright nope cant do this anymore
kek truly does hate me
Lord Kek asks very little of me, and has granted insight, which is all I really desire.
Praise Kek, bring to light what was once shrouded in darkness.
>>76268844
AS HOPE WANES, KEK DELIVERS. CHAOS IS HIS WILL.
>>76268844
KEK, BRINGER OF LIGHT AFTER THE DARK
>>76268844
holy fuck what did kek mean by this?
>>76268453
What does /pol/ think Kek-chan would look like?
>>76268844
Well, well what have we here, ye of little faith?
>>76268844
HE HAS DONE IT. SEE BROTHER? HE HAS BLESSED YOU! BASK IN HIS LIGHT!
>>76268844
HE'S SO KIND
>>76265025
Kek would never bless Bernie with dubs
Heil Kek
>>76268888
HOLY SHIT
>>76268877
He blesses you twice. Go unto the Board and make for him a new Thread.
>>76268893
>>76268888
>>76268875
>>76268875
>>76268874
I see now #ImwithKek
>>76268922
praise kek
>>76268888
I AM BLESSED
HOLY KEK QUADS
NEVER HAD QUADS
PRAISE
>>76268877
YOU SEE?
>>76268844
He loves
>>76268888
YOU ARE ONE OF KEK'S CHOSEN.
>>76268888
Praise Kek
Double HH
Heil Hitler
praise kek
Amen
THIS THREAD, ITS TOO MUCH
>>76269020
I have been blessed twice, we must go unto other boards and spread his word
>>76264921
you're wrong.
>>76269020
He talks to us
>>76269043
Yes. We must spread the good word.
>>76268844
See, brother? Kek has finally smiled upon you. Now that you know His love, you will never leave.
GAS THE KIKES START THE RACE WAR NOW !!
>>76268877
That you can't force it, only notice it when it comes around.
>>76268888
DOUBLE HITLER DIGITS
HE BLESSED
GRAB THE BIKES, RACE FOR NOW
>>>/b/688127619
Go, my friends.
>>76269122
Kek as spoken yet again
>>76269070
Prove its not true
Mexican Intellectual
>>76269156
t. tour de france participant
Lord Kek bathe me in thy darkness... so I can see light
In fits of rage I shall hone my craft
In times of despair I shall keep my faith
In battle I shall have no fear
In vengeance I shall have no mercy
In death I shall have no remorse
Grant us thy power oh lord, cleanse this earth with thy salt.
>>76268522
KEK IS WITH US TONIGHT.
HE IS HERE.
>>76269122
Kek loves his sons
where were you when you were blessed by kek?
>>76269203
Praise Kek
Amen
>>76269233
a third time, it is truly my dad, thank you kek
>>76269233
Praise Kek
Amen
May Kek guide us all in this time of great turmoil
>>76269233
In his radiance.
>>76269203
Kek is kind to his faithful.
/pol/ has Christianity generals.
Perhaps we shall have Kek generals. Why not?
Regardless, this thread is drawing to a close.
It's been quite the ride.
>>76268998
>>76268989
>>76268962
>>76268949
I will pray as I promised and will fast for Kek to annul all prayers against him during Ramadan. May my faith be sincere and my prayers accepted while his glory is unleashed throughout the universe.
HAVE WE BEEN CHOSEN AS A KEK PRIESTS?
>>76269271
shit meant *Day
>>76269194
lord bless thy barbosa... ;__;
>>76269233
On /pol/ obviously, he is the guidance we needed
>>76269278
Yes, and we should writte a serious Holy text in the name of Kek.... 200 years and is going to be as relevant as christianism.
>>76269293
WE WILL SPREAD HIS WORDS TO THE INFIDELS.
THE KEK STATE WILL RISE
>>76268
You've been blessed by the almighty brother.
>>76269331
Thank you lord, I know you do not grant doubles to those who desperately want them but to those who shitpost for the fun.
Thanl you for making an exception, I shall ask for double no more.
i know this is just a meme, but i slowly starting to actually believe...
Start here, Priests of Kek. We must initiate those of the fallen board /b/.
>>>/b/688127619
>>76269396
amen
>>76269415
Believe
>>76269415
Join us
>>76269256
Since Kek is an egyptian god she should wuz kangz too senpai
The mythology says she is supposedly a snake too.
>>76269122
See my 666 post in this thread. Desire - Will - Irony. Only when you stop caring kek will bless you.
>>76269203
The memes are real. Prais Him
>>76269418
Did dubs get re-enabled on /b/?
>>76269418
The keksionaries
Does anyone have the kek on a place mat with candles and tarot cards?
>>76269468
Thanks for the advice
>>76266669
quads checked
praise kek
is there anyway to acquire kek merchandise or will we have to make it ourselves?
>>76262135
Kekocracy when?
>>76268888
You have been blessed brother.
Also, does anyone have the pepe meme wizard with antlers and a snake staff?
>>76269485
Did they disable dubs? I don't really browse /b/ anymore, but I have seen it lately.
I mean, ahem. How dare they defy Kek's will.
>>76269576
Never charge money for anything Kek related.
Money is a Jewish invention
Kek is free
Kek is freedom
>>76269583
Now
>>76269468
>meme magic powered by apathy
We are the generation born to power this ancient engine
>>76268888
You are expected brother.
>>76269625
nope they havent
>>76266669
Kek gives you strenght oldest brother ! ´
WITNESS HIM
Still waiting to be blessed
>>76269625
That was a while ago, I didn't go to /b/ for a few years
>>76269485
>>76269625
>>76269704
We just got dubs twice.
Brethren, remember the day you found Kek.
Keep track of when he speaks to you, through you.
In future threads we will share our testimony with those who have not witnessed his holy glory.
>>76269713
Praise
>tfw this is probably how christianity started
>tfw we will become kek's apostles
>tfw in 2000 years kek is the main religion of the world and we will be regarded as the anonymous apostles.
>tfw churches of kek will just be interactive imageboards where people can get guidance through dubs.
>>76269590
Truly, as the sun rose KEK shone his light on me stronger than ever before. My prayers will not be in vain and KEK will protect all who praise Him.
>>76269576
Someone will do a Kek Bible and sell it like the Lolcat one. Only this one will be original and as Argiebro said just as relevant as the Bible in a few hundred years.
WE ARE WRITING HISTORY
>>76269725
Will do, brother
>>76269691
i have been blessed 4 times today, it is also the first time kek has spoken through me.
it will come soon do not falter
>Kek showing himself in his actual form
>>76268292
>>76268253
just look deep into your soul, it will come, if not your just not a real aussie
>>76269725
Indeed. Someone must get to archiving this thread. Many blessings.
>>76269794
It is his will.
>>76269800
>00
BLESSED
>>76269800
We are!
>>76269800
He confirm it. He want us to write the Book of Kek
>>76269866
BLESSED AGAIN
>>76269822
>>76269866
Meme magic is all powerful
>>76269966
>>76269966
NEW THREAD
>>76269822
it is confirmed by your repeating digits brother
>>76269866
praise !
>>76269927
truly it is.
also sidenote: are the french keks descendents considering theyre frogs and all
Will I leave this thread unblessed, or does or Lord show himself only on moments of doubt?
>>76269998
he has blessed me 6 times today while i doubted his existence
>>76269996
Nice to know, since I can't really get a get today
>>76269794
>anonymous apostles
Far better than those dozen namefags who all had solo projects after the band broke up.
>>76269998
Do not give up! Look at your post! 1 off from the most prestigious of quads!
>>76270038
See you in next thread ausbro
Brothers, I'm leaving to go to a migrant-infested shopping centre (Sweden Yes). Will Kek bless my voyage and guarantee my safe return?
>>76270248
He will witness your suicide mission and give his blessings.
Kek, if you are indeed the lord of chaos that will bring about a new human through your prophet Trump, praised be your name
>>76270444
Praise be his name
>>76270444
Human Era*
Amen
>>76269618
Blessings upon you, brother.
Let me be the spear flung from thy hand, Lord Kek.
