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ELECTIONS TOMORROW!!
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>>74627459
>>74627459
>>74641170
Really hope you make the right choice!
Godspeed you Habsburg bastards
>>74641170
>>74447075
>>74500623
>>74474966
Threads from the past few days.
Daily reminder to MAKE AUSTRIA GREAT AGAIN by putting an X with Norbert Hofer tomorrow!
German TV duels between Hofer and VdB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icYjavKYj8Y
http://tvthek.orf.at/program/Das-Duell-Norbert-Hofer-Alexander-Van-der-Bellen/12756430/Das-Duell-Norbert-Hofer-Alexander-Van-der-Bellen/12778046
ORF playlist for the last debate.
Daily reminder that the ORF is full of lying scumbags.
Make
Austria
Great
Again
Okay so how based is Hofer? On a scale from 1-10 (1 being trudeau and 10 being hitler)
>>74641428
7.5
But I assume his powerlevel is much higher.
>>74641170
Austro-Bros, will you MAGA tomorrow?
Make Austria Great Aagain
>>74641170
wird's irgendeinen livestream geben? ORF oder so?
Thread theme
https://vimeo.com/166873548
https://vimeo.com/166873548
https://vimeo.com/166873548
>>74641170
>22nd May 2014: UKIP wins the European elections, starting the ultimate downfall of the EU
>22nd May 2016: Hofer wins in Austria, becoming the first elected nationalist leader in 70 years
spoopy
>>74641170
I love triggering leftist faggots and cucks on derstandard.at comment section.
Swiss Memetic Warfware Shitposter Division 5 is helping its beloved neighbor Austria to MAGA.
>>74641542
ja sicher. werden wir hier schon posten
AUSTRIA NO
>>74641613
Gonna make another account for the liveticker tomorrow. Getting those faggots BTFO
When he gets elected, does this mean we will see a fascist Austria?
>>74641613
thx, swissbro.
>>74641542
Sonntag um 17:00 fährt der Zug in Richtung "ÖsterREICH" ab.
Pic rel.
>Austria almost 10% Mudslime
>they think a guy who will be shut down by the EU is going to magically make them leave
lmao.
my eyes !
>>74641747
don't fuck this up
>>74641606
>2042: Globe has been cleansed of barely-humans
>Pax Terra announced
>2059: First colony on Mars
>2142: First contact with aliens, insektoid, non-intelligent except for some queens, only threat is them breeding en masse
>cleansing continues
>>74641858
pic rel
>>74641813
We won't. Hopefully anyway.
>>74641515
Very nice, have some OC.
>>74641170
What role does the president have in Austria? Does he have any power at all?
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wycb_falco-vienna-calling_music
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wycb_falco-vienna-calling_music
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wycb_falco-vienna-calling_music
Do the rigth think Austria.
>>74641962
>"It has to be done"
>>74641969
he actually has some power ... like disbanding the parliament iirc
>>74641962
>>74642009
Anschluss Jetzt!
when
I am really pissed that i cant actually vote because i moved from bavaria...
>>74641170
Good luck Austrobro.
>>74642077
soon
Whole family is crying about Hofer. Almost everybody in my fathers company is voting for him though (~15 people). Mothers says literally everyone she knows votes for Hofer (and she knows a lot of people). People really seem to think the ORF fucked up the last debate and that Hofer clearly won. Family knows I'm voting for him but doesn't want to confront me directly about it. Maybe tomorrow before we vote.
>>74642042
>Germany anschlusses almost whole of Europe with an unconditional surrender of national power, disguised as trade agreement. Nobody bats an eye.
>Anschluss Südtirol with a referendum and everybody looses their fucking mind.
>>74642190
>tfw no national unity
RRRRRR
Tomorrow is MAGA day, my friends. Call your relatives, call your friends, call your fucking dog - get everyone you konw to vote for Österreich! Don't miss the poll! Together we can make it happen to stop the illegal immigration from the Middle-East (Wall not confirmed). Make democracy the way it is supposed to be in the 21st century.
krone.at and diepresse.com is already 80 % Hofer. Probably the other folks of Österreich (newspaper) etc are on his side too. derstandard.at refuses the redpill and continues to be full lefty blue. You can trigger people very easily if you post on derstandard.at.
Hofer (probably) only needs 14 % more to win. It is therefore very likely that he wins the election. Especially after thurday's TV debate (link below).
>ORF BTFO by Hofer (the thursday's happening)
http://tvthek.orf.at/program/Das-Duell-Norbert-Hofer-Alexander-Van-der-Bellen/12756430/Das-Duell-Norbert-Hofer-Alexander-Van-der-Bellen/12778046
>Das Duell ohne Moderation (ATV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZdkt68vF58
>Rally Linz/Urfix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB9G4gx4-zU
>Rally Salzburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvvu9TEAhmM
>Petition to kill the Rotfunk
https://www.change.org/p/gis-gis-geb%C3%BChren-abschaffen
For non-Austrians: to win the presidency you have to get 50 % + 1 vote. The first poll had 6 candidates and Hofer achieved about 36 %. The second poll has only the top two candidates. It is very likely that these 36 % will vote for him again and that he needs only 14 % in the second poll.
>>74642184
>Whole family is crying about Hofer.
>>74641667
>>74641747
Danke, danke! Kann's kaum erwarten
>>74641428
>1 being trudeau and 10 being hitler
>that butthurt from the german leftwing politicians when Hofer gets elected
>mfw
Can't wait!
>Aus-pol
well well well, gday faggots
>>74642184
My grandfather said
"I hope none of you are voting for that marxist free mason green shithead"
He was born 1934, so I guess he knows what he's talking about.
Can't wait for the Hofer Jugend to march down the streets.
>>74642895
GEZ financed Rotfunk will we foaming mad. This gonna be gud.
>>74642940
You grandfather sounds like a Hitler youth.
>>74642940
exciting times bit jelly m8
>>74642982
"manchmal überleg ichs mir schon ob der Hitler zurückkommen sollte"
Some more of my grandfather's golden statements.
>>74642997
Don't worry, y'all will have Nigel's corps marching on London come summertime.
This year is going to be filled with happenings.
Good luck Austria
start the domino to make sure all green parties in europe are kill
>>74641974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGN4oYd4vwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGN4oYd4vwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGN4oYd4vwU
>>74641170
It's glorious. They don't understand what's happening and they're kicking and screaming on their way out.
https://youtu.be/3K2b_SAuk9g
The "democracy lab" chick does make a few good points though.
>yfw Austria annexes Germany this time
>>74643440
>wanting cuckflies in your soup
>>74643494
kek
>>74641170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluxUjVSMW0
>>74643535
Seriously though. There is zero reason for it. Even Hitler undertook the project way too fucking late.
>>74643440
Piefkes should've made that choice 160 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06643umEJZg
Austria you are the last hope for the German people
My family and girlfriend will vote Hofer. My friends, however are beyond redemption.
I have dropped several red pills without naming Hofer and knocked on their Van der Bellen echo chamber on facebook. Let's hope for the best.
FOR REX AND BASED MORETTI!
make austria great again...deus vult...
>>74643285
>"manchmal überleg ichs mir schon ob der Hitler zurückkommen sollte"
Called it.
Thats the funny thing isnt it.
You FPÖ guys get offended when someone calls you a "Nazi", but deep down you actually do hate Neger and Juden.
>>74644904
>You FPÖ guys get offended when someone calls you a "Nazi"
Because being a Nazi is a criminal offense according to the Verbotsgesetz that can put you in prison. Calling us Nazis when we're neither members of the NSDAP nor have any policies of the 25 points plan of the NSDAP is Verleudmung.
If I ever plan on going into politics I'll finance my party with leftist that can't let go of the Nazikeule.
>but deep down you actually do hate Neger and Juden.
Yes, but that's nothing unique to Nazis.
>>74644904
Nobody gets unironically offended, that's just for the media. Same for Hofer saying he won't go full Hitler mode and dissolve the Parlament if it misbehaves, we know he is going to do it, that's why we vote for him, but you must not say that publicly (yet, once we have freedom again this will be no problem).
>>74644904
>you FPÖ guys
I'm not a party member.
I vote for the people who work in the interests of Austria, with reservations about democracy.
Who is to say that I don't get the liberty of hating niggers and kikes?
It is just an opinion after all.
Also, it is far from the truth to call the FPÖ nazis, the antifa are more like nazis than we are. I don't recall the last time we went and beat up random people for no reason.
In the 1920s the Nazis and the communists were killing eachother in broad daylight. Its not a fair comparison. Maybe when the next SS marches and starts sticking up mudslimes will you be able to make that comparison, but then it will be too late anyway.
Muslims and jews?
Bad news!
>>74645047
Assuming you don't mean "NSDAP member" by saying Nazi, but saying you want to be a welfare state (zi) for your own people (Na). There is nothing wrong with that.
>>74641676
we make everything right, great and good again :)
>>74643398
I wish that retard in the beginning would learn proper english though. he is not Arnie so he shouldn't act like he is.
>>74645032
Semantics. No surprise there. I bet you love posting in /natsoc/.
>>74645047
At least this deluded Spast is honest.
>>74645050
>I vote for the people who work in the interests of Austria, with reservations about democracy.
No politician is working for the interests of Austria, not even Hofer.
The FPÖ in power (Kanzler) would fuck up again, just like the last times.
>>74645553
>being leftie
>using a handicap as insult
Classic.
>>74645553
>No politician is working for the interests of Austria, not even Hofer.
"with reservations about democracy"
Suppose reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.
I want to believe that the FPÖ won't fuck it up like they did in Kärnten, but I doubt that too.
Maybe Austria really does need the next Arbeiterpartei to save us.
hofer voters want normal border politics like under schröder in germany or klima and vranitzky in austria. those were socialist. now supposed conservatives like cameron or merkel are shilling for open borders. it's the unified eu bootlickers party...
>>74645746
true
>>74645553
>Semantics. No surprise there.
No, it's not semantics. We're talking about a criminal offense that's codified under the law in this country.
Why is it that leftists think they can use words as if they have no meaning anyway?
>I bet you love posting in /natsoc/.
Never been there, I can have discussions about national socialism here if I want to.
>>74642940
>Freemason
>marxist and green
Does not compute.
>>74645904
I think he was trying to avoid the words "jewish pawn".
Also does anyone know what is happening in the thread?
I didn't delete my greentext post >>74645431
>>74646045
verfassungsschutz finally on 4chan
>>74646124
They would shut it down, not censor it.
Daily remember for you Hitler loving pricks that Hitler admired Islam for being 100 % fascist.
>>74646124
Kek. I doubt it.
>inb4 I get a visit from the police & my computer is confiscated
well..
>>74646238
Yeah, what makes it more questionable is that nothing from the earlier posts is missing, and that stuff is much more likely to break a law.
>>74646253
>Hitler loved Islam meme
You libtards are never going to let Hitler live it down that he made an observation and comparison, are you?
>>74646253
So? Islam certainly does a better job at keeping Islam islamic than Christianity does, looking at how it got subverted on every level in every country.
The less vague and the more enforced you make guidelines, the better.
>>74646253
Hitler didn't live in a world where Muslims were immigrating in mass to Europe. There is not a single chance in hell he'd accept it today if saw what was going on. He was a man of his time. This is such a stupid meme.
>>74646045
>>74646124
>>74646238
Turns out we aren't posting in English...
the first time I've ever actually seen that turn into a problem lol.
>>74646953
Ei häv no problem wreiting in English leik mei fello Steira Arnie tolks.
How will it affect me in Vienna when Hofer gets elected? Will the the shitskins be gone? Can Praterstern yet be saved?
>>74643285
topkek
>>74647053
praterstern is beyond saving since its existence
>>74647053
Very unlikely.
>>74646999
Wir could just sprechen im ein combination of die zwei
>>74646253
Hey Mr. Lefty! Did you just admit that Islam is 100% facist?
Why the hell do you think I will vote Hofer?
I prefer local nationalism to imported, middle eastern facism.
The left traitors will throw away all their ideals like women rights and anti religious thinking to appease to the Islamic cancer. That's why I hate you so much.
>implying the president can actually cahnge anything
>>74647204
shots fired
>>74647200
Fuck off with that. That's shit happening to our language for about 20 years now. I know guys who switch the fucking language for every second word. I hate that shit.
>>74646312
>>74646425
>>74646471
>>74647204
What exactly makes you so comfortable that I am on the left?
>>74646253
Nothing wrong with that. I don't hate Islam. I hate foreigners.
>>74647196
>>74647150
Oh well...
Then i guess i really should move away from that shithole. No body warned me that it would be a bad decision getting a flat there, but i guess i shouldve done some research
>>74647369
HAHAHA oh wow
you really did rent a flat at praterstern?? how fucking dense can you be man. Bauchstich comes free with the rent
>>74647213
He can in Austria. You will be amazed to see what is going to be possible!
>>74647507
no
>>74647507
kek she got btfo and now everyone is asshurt
Dont get your hopes too high up people.
Many predicted the FPÖ would win Vienna too...
>>74647552
Rotfunk will be over soon
Wrabetz/Turnher/Wolf soon to be seen at AMS
>>74647417
yeah, true that. Cant go to Uni one morning without 5 shitskins harassing me with their "buy some drugs nshit"
Kind of why i drifted to the right.
But fuck that, im saving all my money and getting a flat in 1.Bezirk. Than it shoul be over.
>>74647632
I don't want to know how you will afford a flat in the Innenstadt.
>>74647353
What makes you ask that question considering that I said nothing about you being left?
>>74647632
>flat in 1. Bezirk
keep dreaming my nigga. the last time i checked ~30m2 starts around 1500€/month
you should consider 2. Bezirk, Taborstrasse or similar, my gf lives there.
>>74644595
tobias moretti is voting van der bellen though
>>74647688
me neither hahaha
>beating those shitskins and taking their money (if they have any)
but in truth i have some substansial savings leftover from my father. Just never knew what to do with them. Now i do.
>>74647696
Sorry, I shouldn't have cited your post too.
>>74647842
And you waited years and years to decide what to do?
Have you ever heard of "inflation"?
>>74647811
>Moretti
what would you expect him to do. After all he can't get rid of his Italian genes.
>>74647941
They are in Aktien, so they kind of only grew. My father was smart enough to buy a shit ton of those Tesla Aktien when they were much cheaper, so yeah, im a lucky son of a bitch i guess
>>74647632
You could have a flat in vienna literally anywhere else and it would be a thousand times better.
>>74647811
who is that guy, and why is he important?
>>74648111
>implying Reumannplatz is better
>>74648158
Kommissar Rex.
Hofer and his party leader (HC Strache) support Serbs strongly, oppose Kosovas independence and hate Albanians.
Fuck them seriously, think about it if you really want that.
>>74648111
>implying Reumannplatz is better
checked
Gott Erhalte
>>74648260
>support Serbs
>Serbs are kebab removal masters
No problem with that.
>>74648158
Yeah who is that fag? The show only aired in 104 countries worldwide
>>74648260
>think about it if you really want that
Kosovo je Srbija.
And Albanians are roaches.
So, what's the problem?
>>74648260
Serbs are top-tier Kebab removers and Albanians and Kosovars are drug peddling human trash, so yes I really want that
>>74648271
Better than praterstern in terms of the number of crimes? Absolutely
>>74648366
>supporting warmongers and landstealers
>no problem
K faggot, I know that this board is strongly pro-Serb and I seriously cant get why.
>>74648456
Kosovo is Albanian
>>74648093
What a relief.
>>74648260
I fully agree with remove kebab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s
KOSOVO JE SRBJIA
>>74648281
The last time you tried posting that it got deleted.
Yeah that old senile faggot sucks.
>>74648491
Reumannplatz is more like little-Istanbul.
The whitest place there is Tichy, because mudslimes don't eat ice cream.
>>74648534
And Germany will be Turkish when they outbreed you. But that won˙t make it right.
>>74648534
>Kosovo is Albanian
Which proves that Serbs were right in their attempt to remove them.
>>74647616
nah sadly they just turn into weiße elefanten
>>74648260
I've thought about it and, yes, yes I really want that.
>>74648158
How underage are you even?
>>74648231
>>74648330
>>74648409
Ok, yeah, my fault
>implying the majority of actors arent always leftleaning cucks
STRACHE AND HOFER ARE FUCKING SERBOPHILES
>pic related
Strache holding a shirt 'Kosovo is Serbia'
Kosova is Albania!
>>74648988
Apart from schwarzenegger
>>74648988
>implying the majority of actors arent always leftleaning cucks
of course they are because they get money from them
>>74649155
That one's just a cuckservative race traitor.
>>74649133
diaspora albaner schleich di
KOSOVO JE SRBJA
>>74649133
Man, i have been through albania and spent some time there during a roundtrip holiday.
No place should be forced to be a part of that shithole. It's a humanitarian act to be for a serbian kosovo.
900.000 Wahlkarten.
So viele Menschen sind am Sonntag „verhindert“ — und natürlich wird bei Wahlkarten für alte bettlägrige Menschen und in Altersheimen niemals die Hand beim Kreuzerlmachen von anderen geführt.
Deshalb sind die Wahlkartenwähler auch immer rein zufällig Grün- und Rotwähler.
>>74647811
>plays Andreas Hofer in a movie
>votes Van der Bellen
What a fucking disgrace.
>>74648785
and i got removed in english this time.
janitor kill yourself.
>>74642940
>Can't wait for the Hofer Jugend to march down the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jXoGOTRGLQ
>>74649536
Rainer Zufall
>>74648260
>>74649133
American-Serb here. I think he's doing it to sweep the Serbian diaspora vote, there's plenty of them in Austria but they vote right wing regardless.
Why were the old songs so based compared to the shit music SJWs kill us with today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0p-egT5vek
>>74643377
Checked for awesomness
>>74649536
Oh fuck, and how do you control that there is no voter fraud? I honestly expect vdb / the EU to fuck around with that.
:^)
>>74650002
>American-Serb here. I think he's doing it to sweep the Serbian diaspora vote, there's plenty of them in Austria but they vote right wing regardless.
Yes, Serbs vote 75% FPÖ. Very reliable and large group, crucial to win Vienna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA-fNeoscQ
>>74649834
One of my favorite marches.
Also video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky-zdHMNFNM
>>74650132
>If Hofer wins, how do I rape white women? :(
Sandniggers on suicide watch
>>74642242
I was born on the border with Tyrol and I can't thank you people enough for bringing this Selbstbestimmung question up once again.
One day we will be free from italians, we will build a wall, a beautiful wall, and all the peoples of the former empire will live in peace and order alongside each other.
Someone had to start the fire and I knew it would have been the descendants of those who fought elbow to elbow with my great grandfather to protect Europe from the italians.
AEIOU
>>74650041
You can't. But promise that if old Bello becomes president, he will have the Waldheim expierience, and eggs being the most innocent that will be thrown at him during every public appearing
>>74650132
warum nennt der sich Bento?
>>74650041
>Oh fuck, and how do you control that there is no voter fraud?
You can't. We can only hope them fucking Hofer with 200k fake VdB votes still isn't enough for VdB to win.
>>74649133
spotted the albo
kosovo je srbija
Let's go Ostmark. Don't fuck this up!
>>74650249
Auch die Linke hat gemerkt, dass es nicht mehr sehr schlau ist mit Klarnamen zu veröffentlichen.
Aber etwas zu spät :^)
>>74650244
Why do you not assume hofer would have a "Waldheim experience"? I mean he certainly did not travel back in time to commit war crimes as well - but he is no communist either.
Bottomline is, tempers are exploding all around, the next president will have to deal with a lot of hate - no way around it.
>>74650518
Learn to read.
Bello = van da bello
>>74643312
don't play with my feelings
>>74650893
We'll share the earth, Hunbro. You take the east, we take the west and everything south of Europe gets annihilated.
>>74650870
I know what you said, and i asked you if you thought if hofer gets elected he would have no negative reactions of the sort.
>>74651459
Although thinking about it now - i'd say the best thing that could happen to the european right wing is if hofer gets elected and then blown up by a muzzie suicide bomber.
If people thought we were going a bit nazi now, they would learn we are at maybe 30% nazi capacity right now, if even that.
Guys, if I know something about political prediction markets, it is that they are actually a lot more often right than wrong.
I think Hofer has this one in the bag!
Apparently, we might just have a 85% participation rate. People go completely gaga about voting. This is so important, they all go. And as Hofer's supporters have a tendency to actually not very often, a high turnout helps him.
>>74641170
Vote for FPO, your only hope of saving yourself.
>>74651700
>Vote for FPO, your only hope of saving yourself.
True.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4
Betting odds
>>74651813
they were 1.6 to 2.3 the last time I checked.
>>74651619
If i was a betting man i would bet on hofer - simply because the prediction is a close race between the two parties - yet the fpö always polls under the amount of votes they get, the greens always poll over. Simply because it is cool or opportune to say you are voting liberal in public.
That being said, the hofer voters are being a lot more vocal this time around, more so than ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8HoWoj90Jw
Minute 53:00
does anyone know what march that is or is it just an interlude based off Horst Wessel Lied?
It sounds fucking great.
>>74651813
>Betting odds
Usually those guys get it right.
>>74651813
Does betting on that shit cost a fee or something? bwin offers the first bet for 50 Euros for free (if you lose). I am tempted to try it and put the rest on Trump
>>74641170
Ok guys listen. Hofer is a bad man. He consorts with the Jews. I am a #CantFantTheBellen missile now.
>>74652617
5 % Wettsteuer auf den Gewinn
>>74652824
Almost all the new right wing parties in europe love themselves some israel - but then again it is only pragmatic.
There might be up to 20000 jews in austria according to some pretty wild estimates - not so wild estimates for muslims are between 400000 and 500000.
Obviously they are the relevant enemy these days, and they can be felt by almost any native austrian in his everyday life. If you don't live in a certain district in vienna you might never see an orthodox jew your whole life here.
Second bonus is they obviously can use it to deflect any nazi accusations more easily, because they are for israel and against palastine.
>>74641170
is the anti immigration party going to win? the one that won the first round or whatever it was a couple weeks ago?
>>74652824
>Ok guys listen. Hofer is a bad man. He consorts with the Jews. I am a #CantFantTheBellen missile now.
Just fuck off. Jews are based people these days. They are 100% into kebab removal.
If you are so ewiggestrig and want to be anti-semitic, fine, your choice... but keep quiet until kebab removal has been 100% completed. And if Jews help us with that, then I say "Fuck off, Adolf", what we need is a Judeochristian Austria and Germany. We can stand united against Islam.
>>74653333
>my quads will make it so, nvm.
>>74653333
>is the anti immigration party going to win? the one that won the first round or whatever it was a couple weeks ago?
Go smoke some weed, tripple 3-weedman. Everything will be ok.
>>74653347
>Jews are based people these days
>>74653347
>he wants jews in his government and banking system
FUCKING KEK
>>74651589
we were 30% far right since forever, only thing is, that most right voters were unpolitical do to nazi harassment and name calling.
Fortunately the left has fucked their fighting words up so much, even the non political right has become highly politicized and don't care anymore about being called nazi.
>>74651459
Why should he get the Waldheim exp., the far left is far to weak to mobilize again, and left msm has burned their reputation during the fugee crisis. If we become deep blue, I will personaly thank every SJler I know and pay a visit to some of the left "journalists"
>>74648563
>tfw my cousin lives on Quellenstrasse and is all about open borders
>wants to move out of Favoriten because there are too many t*rks
>>74653511
"i want multiculturalism but not where i live!!!!111
i am so morally superior!!11!!1"
How have you not honor killed this kebablover?
>>74653347
Yes, i am glad we don't have as many liberal jews as the americans seem to have who want to play all nice with the arabs and protest for a free palastine and shit.
Because obviously muslims hate the jews with a passion - openly and without shame. If i was a jew i would also not hide my hatred for them and have my 6 gorillion at the ready to destroy people shouting racism.
I think the fpö have a token jew as well, do they not?
>>74653486
I did not mean actual votes for the fpö - just the power level they are working with right now, in comparison to what is beneath the surface.
>>74653347
Jenes. Hell the average Semitic isn't even into politics these days.
>>74653562
i always bash him for his stupid political opinions but it doesn't affect him in front of his family
one of his golden ones was when there was some leftist protest (Occupy Vienna or something) near Reumannplatz and he wanted to join them in, but he just took a leaflet and went home because he had "better" things to do
he's one of those kikebook lefties and probably won't bother to go voting
>>74641170
GLORY TO THE REICH!!
>>74649536
http://diepresse.com/home/politik/bpwahl/4978921/Wahlkarten_Wenn-die-Stimme-verloren-geht
totally an accident, sorry, got nothing to do with your electoral district being majorly pro-FPÖ nuh uh. ;^)
>>74652570
they had VdB as winning the first round.
we know how that turned out.
>tfw wish I was Austrian so I can vote FPO
You can do it Austria! Tell everyone you know to vote!
new flag
>>74653596
Half of the Austrian Jews vote FPÖ. Not even kidding. The Jews in Austria have warned that the Muslims are anti-semitic and want to kill them. Who else should they vote for but FPÖ?
>>74641542
Auf der orf seite hat man frueher im ausland einen Proxy gebraucht.
>>74655203
fucking lel
>reading the standard community comments these days
>their faces
Jesus christ
It's almost like they want him to start the fourth reich.
One of the articles (blog entry by a journalist so i guess it's an "opinion") even argued Hofers principles where "unnecessarily anti-bolshevist" (literally because it's 2016).
I tried to argue against the point about 2 or 3 hours ago. Still waiting for the comment to be published (it's not going to be).
Here is this piece of trash if you really wanna go through it:
>http://derstandard.at/2000037387381/Warum-die-FPOe-gegen-die-Foerderung-von-Frauen-ist
>>74649536
>*tips tinfoil hat*
>>74655203
the fuck?
>>74655604
>It's almost like they want him to start the fourth reich.
I hope he rides the tiger.
>mfw Austria votes for Van der Bellen
>mfw Austria will be forever cucked
the eternal Italian wins again
>>74655203
>Hofer ... Reportagen zur Bundespräsidentenwahl
>VdB ... Bundespräsident
They are doing this shit on purpose aren't they?
>>74656517
DerStandjud? nah, never. swear.
>>74656517
It's the NLP techniques they are accusing other people of using.
>>74648563
Better living in 1. Bezirk than Reumannplatz, Praterstern, OttakringerStraße...
>>74656682
well no shit, funny enough NLP only works on "stupid" people...
>>74656678
>DerStandjud
>not DerCuckdard
>>74656804
Tbh the best low key area to live is Wieden or Simmering.
Plenty close to the city but not that polluted with mudslimes.
Hietzing and Oberdöbling are ok too if you want to spend 40 minutes on public transport getting into town.
Of course the best defense from city degeneracy is not living in the city...
>>74657112
>Simmering
>not that polluted
>>74657254
Enkplatz is bretty ok. Just stay away from anywhere the 6 tram goes.
Reminder that Vienna at this point should just get nuked anyway
>>74657401
I don't want to be nuked :(
>>74657401
Pls no. I like the old buildings and the fraternities.
>>74657571
Is gas okay then?
>>74657542
But it's a lost cause. Just get out of there.
>>74657401
musel und bobos genozidieren reicht aus
>>74655889
Just a small reminder that in Italy it's not allowed to take a photo in the voting booth, because it would be possible to buy votes.
“Vote for XYZ and prove it by taking a picture and i will give you 100€”
And in Austria we send a letter to old people and the family or the nurse votes for them.
>>74641170
I wonder what the odds are for all three happening:
Hofer elected
Britain leaves the EU
Trump elected
>>74657401
It has lovely architecture.
Use gas.
>>74657701
wortwörtlich vernachlässigbar.
>>74657742
>Hofer elected
80%
>Britain leaves the EU
low, 25%
>Trump elected
50%
All three together, not that likely. 2 of 3? Possible.
>>74657742
You're forgetting Le Pen in 2017
I believe that shit's pretty likely to happen and will probably break the EU apart - no matter whether Brexit goes through or not.
>>74657902
>All three together, not that likely.
0.8*0.25*0.5=0.1=10%
heil hofer
>>74657902
>>Hofer elected
>80%
I wish
>>74657636
Seems like a good idea
>>74657993
It's independent probabilites, man.
Today I went through the Hauptstraße in Linz and some guy with a Hoodie that said "Identitäre Bewegung" went by.
I immediately felt opressed by this xenophobic shitlord, but then I saw that he was eating ice cream.
Vanilla to be more exact. The purest (whitest) ice cream flavor of all.
I felt he wanted to shoah me and deport all the refugees around.
This bigotry has to stop!!
>>74658319
And that is why you should vote VdB tomorrow!
>>74658319
I would feel digusted because vanilla is trash
who /himbeer/ here?
>>74657883
“A few votes do not matter. No reason to change anything.”
yeah… right.
Are you going to vote? Because your vote does not matter and is „vernachlässigbar“, there is no reason for you to do it.
Am i right?
>>74658545
>not peanut
Gas the Fruitlovers!
Surace Reich Now!
>>74658567
es geht um ein paar stimmen, und du stellst das wie eine systematische verschwörung da. du kannst genauso davon ausgehene, dass stimmen für hofer gefälscht werden.
>>74658209
>It's independent probabilites, man.
Thanks, at least someone around here knows a bit about statistics.
>>74657993
>>74657993
>0.8*0.25*0.5=0.1=10%
Dude, this is not how it works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noDilePZWj4
>>74658545
Go away raspberry fag. Vanilla all the way
>tfw Hofer senpai notices you
>>74659434
Lemon master race reporting in. Only the purest of white.
>>74659505
THAT'S NOT THE PIC I POSTED!
HIROHITOOO!!!!!
>>74655203
>5203▶>>74655427 >>74655946 >>74656517
>File: fair and balanced.png (58 KB, 660x268)
who says that newspapers have to be 'fair' and 'balanced' ?
nobody believes that shit anyway, so no reason to pretend
>>74658972
>und du stellst das wie eine systematische verschwörung da
And where exactly did i say something like that?
And what about my previous post? Why are you ignoring it?
So, you do not care about bought votes because “They do not matter anyway” and “i guess it will happen for Hofer too”.
You know that only one person is allowed to go into a voting booth? And do you know the reason for that? Think about it.
Wahlkarten are not democratic and they are always pro-green — which is strange, because in my opinion old people are very conservative and would never vote for them.
>>74641170
does someone have arguments why to vote for hofer?
but no meme answers pls
>>74659986
leftists are vermin, I'd rather take a right-wing centrist than any sort of leftie
>>74659978
>Wahlkarten are not democratic and they are always pro-green — which is strange, because in my opinion old people are very conservative and would never vote for them.
Wahlkarten werden nicht nur von alten Leuten beantragt. Sind sogar eher junge Leute die am Wahlsonntag schon was vorhaben.
>>74659986
Future physical safety.
Also to delay Judgement Day, as Hofer will eliminate the second Terminator coming to kill John Connor
Can't we just vote a third time for senpai Fischer?
>>74659986
Social unrest and political correctness (not apprehending criminals out of fear of being "racist") in Sweden, Germany and the UK are a window into Austria's future.
>>74659986
>does someone have arguments why to vote for hofer?
VdB is an idiot.
Simple as that.
>>74660608
>because Hofer is not also an idiot.
>>74660685
>>because Hofer is not also an idiot.
Actually, I think he is not. He might not have a formal academic education, but he isn't dumb. VdB's age has been affecting his brain hard. 10-15 years ago, he could still make a smart statement, but not any more. Even Lugner was more consistent during debates.
>>74659986
vdb is an EU shill that will do anything to please his EU overlords, Hofer isn't
>>74660520
the funny thing is I think i´ll vote for hofer but i am aready brainwashed to a certain degree as to think if i tell people i voted him they think iam a fpö loving nazi which is totally unreasonable. not that i really care about other peoples opinion that much but it makes me think...
a reason more to vote for him
however this election is so overhyped
>>74659986
wenn vdb seine neujahrsansprache beendet, kann er gleich mit der nächsten anfangen, so langsam wie er redet
>>74660229
400.000 old people in Austria have to be constantly taken care of by family or nurse.
There are 800 nursing homes in Austria.
...compared to 250.000 students in Austria
>>74660818
Our country is still on the moderate side despite what people say. It's not our country where asylum centers and party headquarters are being attacked. We're still voting at elections, not with our bare fists. The thing is, you can hide unrest, but you can't hide elections. And we get shit on by everyone else for this while they just put a blanket over what's really happening in their own countries.
>>74660959
nicht jeder von diesen alten hanseln beantragt eine wahlkarte. und ganz ehrlich, wer hätte interesse daran, gerade für die grünen stimmen zu fälschen?
what time should we start seeing results tomorrow then lads?
>>74661200
5 pm in Austria, so 4 pm for the UK.
>>74661101
yes i agree
>>74659986
>TTIP skeptic and advocating more direct democracy
>advocating less centralization by the european union
>not shilling feminazi crap (clearly stated that despite being for equality he's not gonna call himself a feminist - so he's probably aware of the thrid wave bullshit)
>dashing super villain looks
Also VdB is the other candidate.
>>74661376
>dashing super villain looks
kek
>>74659986
Van der Cuck and his Green army of faggots are the alternative, that's all I have to know, the good doctor also thinks it's a positive point when the losers in Brussels like Juncker and Schluz like him.
>>74658209
>>74658973
>>It's independent probabilites, man.
>Thanks, at least someone around here knows a bit about statistics.
care to elaborate?
If I throw a coin 3 times those are also 3 independent events, I still get the probability of getting tails 3 times in the row with 1/2*1/2*1/2
...all that only holds if we assume the probabilities anon pulled out of his ass are right though.
Also, in reality it doesn't work because the events ARE dependent, there are people in Britain who read news, so the Austrian election has a tiny effect on it.
>>74661118
Martin Schultz und Juncker
Wer denn sonst?
>>74661996
die hätten höchstens ein Interesse dran, stimmen für VdB zu fälschen, aber nicht für die Grünen im allgemeinen. Dass die Grünen bei den Briefwählern stärker sind ist nichts neues.
>>74655604
Communism is treason.
Both against your own country and any kind of moral system known to man.
>>74660486
Fischer was pretty based yeah.
>>74659986
>does someone have arguments why to vote for hofer?
Anti-TTIP
Wants to involve the people more through referendums
Won't refuse to swear in a democratically elected government because he doesn't like them
Is for sane reforms of the union rather than just preferring Operation: Weiterwurschteln like VdB has stated he does MULTIPLE times
Is for thorough checks of migrants
Will seek to enforce the Dublin convention meaning people can't trek through all of Europe before requesting Asylum here
Also, yes, dashing supervillain looks.
How far right is he compared to Trump?
Is he going to deport non-Austrians/non-Euros? Ban Islam? Build Wall?
>>74641170
Is FPO the pro monarchy party?
As long as they dont put the current Habsburg heir on, what a disgraceful cuck.
>>74662283
>Right
Means different shit here, at least in some respects. He's more Rand Paul than Donald Trump, really.
>>74661101
Yeah, I do think the fact that we have this election right now is a major factor as to why things haven't gotten out of control yet. It's a way for people to channel their worries, anger, outrage into something other than outbursts of violence. I'm not sure how things would be if the next election was another 2 years away.
I'm really out of the loop...how Jewed is Austrian politics and how aware are people of the merchant?
I know Americans are slowly waking up...
>>74661724
Free Glocks for everybody soon.
>>74662774
Reform of the Waffengesetz would be great. I mean, it's NEVER been much of a hotbutton issue (I recall that the Greens asking the lefty government to toughen laws after our last shooting basically just got a 'nope' and that was the end of it) but a bit more freedom in such matters would be nice.
>>74662903
Tbh if I could get a pistol / revolver without a fucking WBK it would be nice.
>>74641291
hahaha this is great
>>74662903
>>74662999
Yeah. It's total harrassment with all the hoops you have to jump through not only to get one but also to keep it (safety checks etc.)
>>74659681
>"Sei dir meiner Freundschaft gewiss."
Ich werde das nie von ihm hören.
>>74662428
Sorta weak, but better than what your other options are.
How much panic is there over this guy?
>>74662903
>>74662999
>>74663505
Yeah, that'd be awesome. Just getting rid off some of the hurdles would be great. Like the psychological evaluation that costs like 200-300 Euro. If you have no criminal record or history with mental illness you should be able to skip this.
So has this guy supported the lessening of gun restrictions?
Will Austria get America-tier gun laws?
>>74659681
Holy shit.
He "knows".
>>74663829
Full panic. The shills are doing all they can to prevent him from getting elected
>>74663923
>Will Austria get America-tier gun laws?
Not a way in hell.
The only loosening I can foresee is them allowing more tons of weapons to be imported annually.
Maybe you can get to keep more guns at home too, because here in Austria you need to request an "expansion" of your gun license for every 4 or 6 guns you own.
Its absolutely gay.
Just increasing the limit of guns owned would be a godsend.
>>74659681
post translation kurwa or at least copy paste the text
I've seen the most disgusting report about the elections on ZDF a few minutes ago. Fucking hell they introduced vdB as university professor and Hofer as rightwing populist. Then they interviewed some nu males and cunts at a rave party, I almost had to throw up.
>I'm so embarrassed to be from Austria :(((
fuck these cunts, they deserve their multicultural gangrape.
>>74663829
>Sorta weak, but better than what your other options are.
>Sorta weak
We're not a world power, Freedombro, nor do we have the massive amounts of land to keep from burning the fuck down around us.
To each their own, ya?
>How much panic is there over this guy?
ALL THE PANIC
The opposing candidate is baaaaaaaaaaaaaasically more left-wing than what you guys even have.
>>74663923
>Will Austria get America-tier gun laws?
Naw. Which is alright with me, I'm not really in need of full-auto weaponry.
What's fukken homo is just how tight any kind of handgun is regulated.
>>74663863
Word up.
NEW THREAD FOR MAGA!!
>>74664668
>>74664668
>>74664668
>>74641613
>Swiss Memetic Warfware Shitposter Division 5
I need this as velcro patch
>>74661118
Und auch nicht jeder der Studenten beantragt eine Wahlkarte.
Wobei für alte gebrechliche Menschen mit Pflegebedarf eine Wahlkarte mehr Sinn macht als für einen Studenten, der einfach nur seinen Rausch ausschlafen will.
> wer hätte interesse daran, gerade für die grünen stimmen zu fälschen?
Ich rede nicht von bewusster breit organisierter Wahlverfälschung — ich rede davon, dass Parteisoldaten die Chance ergreifen, wenn sie sich bietet.
Hast du einen bettlägrigen Opa, der kaum seine Meinung äußern kann, so ist ein geführtes Kreuzerl ziemlich einfach - eine Parteisoldatin im Pflegebereich kann durch einfaches Beaufsichtigen beim Kreuzerlmachen schon für 100 Stimmen sorgen.
Es ist wie bei den Umfragen:
Einfach die Tatsache, dass Menschen eine rechte Meinung nicht gerne vor anderen äußern, weil sie Vorurteile oder eine Nazikeule fürchten, hat im ersten Wahlkampf schon dafür gesorgt, dass man die FPÖ um ganze 15% unterschätzt hat.
>>74664254
Austro bros need to translate pls.
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