Quotes by Norbert Hofer
"Österreich grenzt nicht an Syrien."
>Austria doesn't border Syria
"Wir sind nicht das Sozialamt der Welt."
>We aren't the social welfare office of the world.
"Als Präsident schaue ich zuerst auf die Interessen der Österreicher, dann auf die der anderen Länder."
>As president I act in the interests of Austrian citizens first, then I look at the interests of other countries.
"Wenn die Verfassung mir erlaubt, eine schlechte Regierung nicht anzugeloben, dann muss man das auch tun."
>Considering the constitution allows me to refuse to appoint a bad government, then I have to not appoint it.
"Heute haben Sie zu viel Kaffee getrunken."
(Nobert Hofer kommentiert Alexander Van der Bellens Erregungszustand)
>Today, you seem to have overdosed on coffee (Hofer on VdB's excited nature)
"Herr Van der Bellen ist ein Kandidat der Schickeria, ich bin ein Kandidat der Menschen."
>Mr. Van der Bellen is the candidate of the jet set SJWs, I am the candidate of the people.
"Herr Van der Bellen ist ein Lebensverlängerer des Systems."
>Mr. Van der Bellen would be life support of the current system.
"Ich bin nicht Heinz Fischer, und ich will auch nicht Heinz Fischer sein."
>I am not Heinz Fischer (the current president) and I will not ever be Heinz Fischer.
"Ich möchte ein föderales Europa und Herr Van der Bellen die Vereinigten Staaten von Europa, wo er nur noch Landeshauptmann werden könnte."
>I want a federal Europe while Mr. Van der Bellen wants a United States of Europe in which he could only be a state governor.
"Mein Kater 'Robi' freut sich schon auf die Mäuse im Keller der Hofburg."
>My kitty cat "Robi" is highly excited about the mice in the Hofburg's (the presidential residence) cellar.
"Wir brauchen keinen faschistischen grünen Diktator."
>We do not need a fascist green dictator.
>>74664668
Just out of curiosity. Whoes your employer and how much you get for such a project?
>>74665186
>Whoes your employer and how much you get for such a project?
Law firm. 0, I am doing it for the world.
>>74664668
Thanks for making those threads.
But when will Germany take their cucks back? They are all in Vienna and vote for Van der Bellen. Even Serbs are better immigrants than Germans.
>>74665536
>They are all in Vienna and vote for Van der Bellen.
Germans do not apply for Austrian passports. Stop shilling nonsense. Look at pic related, the number of people who got an Austrian passport and come from EU countries that have been part of the EU prior to 2004 are an insignificantly small portion of the overall citizenship grants.
>tfw black dad, coalburner mom
>tfw they're either voting Hofer or at least EXTREMELY anti-ORF now
Humanity is waking up.
Yes, yes, I'm a genetic mistake etc, no need to tell me.
>>74641613
>Swiss Memetic Warfware Shitposter Division 5
Noice.
>>74664668
>Schikeria
>Jet Set SJWs
Huh. That kind of works.
>>74665273
>Doing it for free
I don't buy it. You stick out to much for being the usual famefag /pol/ack.
But thanks for the law firm hint, I was under the intention it's coming from a guerillia marketing buisness.
>Did the last debate help Hofer?
>Yes: 82.4 %
>No: 17.6 %
Good luck Austria
>>74666194
>Good luck Austria
Try to not get burned alive Francebro.
>>74664668
Heil Hofer, Heil Höcke!
>>74666521
I never leave my room
>>74664254
>>74666162
"Ever since the so-called liberation of 1945 our land has been run by faceless puppets".
-Odin
"Dear Odin, please don't fret. We're polling great and that's got the powers that be worried. Be assured of my friendship; We'll weather this together. I look forward to seeing you again soon".
-Norbert
>>74666762
Don't get your house firebombed.
Does Austria need redpilled American software engineers? I'm good at counter-protesting commies.
>>74666762
>Je reste dans ma chambre
C'est mieux de mourir au combat que de vivre comme un chien battu. Mais bon, peut-être la france est vraiment perdue.
MÖGA
>>74667041
Sog amoi wos auf Deitsch.
>>74667377
Dayum, that's dank as fuck.
>>74664668
>new record of letter votes
>almost 1.000.000 letter votes
Oy vey what a coincidence!
Its over guys, were stuck with Van der Cuck
>>74667377
Kek wills it
>>74667622
all the young liberals using their grandparents to gain votes, pathetic
never give up hope
>>74667622
>le manipulation conspiracy meme
I swear, you all better go voting tomorow
>>74667041
Just learn the language mate and you're good to go.
>>74664668
HYPED
Please don't be a bunch of cucks, Austria.
You gotta feel sorry for Germany getting all the hate for WW2, while we just pulled of the """first-victim"""" meme and regrouped.
>"Wir sind nicht das Sozialamt der Welt."
Fucking stolen from Republikaner, give back the quote
do it, austria
make them all mad
>>74668047
I swear, you all better go voting for vdb tomorow
fixed
>>74664668
>Schikeria
Where did this word come from?
What's the excact meaning?
>>74668328
>Türkei lässt hochqualifizierte Flüchtlinge nicht in die EU
>Der Vertreter Luxemburgs habe in einer internen Sitzung gesagt, dass die Vorschläge auffallend viele "schwere medizinische Fälle enthalten oder Flüchtlinge mit sehr niedriger Bildung". Ähnliches habe der deutsche Innenstaatssekretär Ole Schröder (CDU) dem Innenausschuss des Bundestags berichtet.
>>74668328
the republikaner have niggers in their party, who cares about them
>>74667622
if hofer has 53% tomorrow he won. no matter what the lettervotes say
>>74668457
>Austria will be Frei once more
>Germcucks still ahve the communistic submarine called Merkel as "Conservative" chancelor
>>74667537
>>74667377
I like those. Where are they from?
I also like pic related.
>>74668529
Whatever it is it's fucking hilarious and I'm going to start using it.
I am so afraid that Austria will cuck itself tomorrow.
>>74668529
high society & wannabe celebrities
http://www.strategieanalysen.at/wahlen/stichwahl/
how realistic is this scenario?
>>74668529
>Where did this word come from?
>What's the excact meaning?
SCHICK
french chic = awesome, nice, cute
SCHICKERIA
those who think they are awesome, nice and cute (the word is typically used in a derogatory way).
>>74668636
i dont believe there will be that many spö voters going for hofer
on the other hand i think there will be more övp voters voting for hofer as they would be the next coalition partner with the fpö
>>74667377
Amazing picture
> tfw gf is a leftist, but also doesn't try to push agenda, is hot af, and rich
I just ride this out or?
>>74668628
same here, family and friends voting Hofer though
I have been betting a lot and this is the biggest ass clench I have ever endured
>>74668583
The Poster>>74667377
is from a Spiegel Article trying to make look Hofer bad and scary. They failed spectaculary and made the best Propaganda piece for him
>>74668874
say you support her views, just put your X on the ballot for Hofer and don't tell her, simple as that
>>74668874
Women are pretty malleable. You can redpill her as long as either of you don't go full retard.
>>74668874
>get her to put you in her will
>have her get enriched by diversity
>use money to fight against diversity
AND there'd be one less leftist in this world. It's a win-win-win.
>>74668984
It's like the FAZ trying to make the AfD look bad, lol
>>74668992
this
>>74668984
>Spiegel
>unintended right wing propaganda
It's a shame the left isn't able to shill for their own people
I've read the president doesn't really have too much power in the Austrian government. How true is that? Obviously you should vote for Hofer but what are the chances he can do anything?
>>74668583
>>74668984
Actually from Die Zeit:
http://www.zeit.de/2016/22/norbert-hofer-fpoe-amtsverstaendnis-autokratie
>>74668992
Nah she knows I'm voting for Hofer and doesn't stress me about it. I'm just talking in general.
>>74669035
After the casual redpills (up to date non-aligned news) I dropped on her, she stopped watching all news, because it gave her nightmares. I'm not even joking.
>>74668984
Like how "looks who's back" completly failed as anti Hitler propaganda and came out as amazingly redpilled.
This picture is Soviet/Nazi classic tier and makes him look amazing
>>74669231
Fuck, nevermind, remembered it wrong.
>>74669227
He is completly in control of the army, can dissolve the goverment and if i remember correctly impose martial and mergency laws
>>74669372
>and if i remember correctly impose martial and mergency laws
He could go full Dollfuß on us.
>>74668984
HAHAHA I actually thought it was some dank /pol/ OC
Fucking leftard idiots can't even do propaganda right.
>>74669227
he can dissolve the parliament if they keep their refugee policy
>>74669372
>He is completly in control of the army
Yes, he is.
Good luck Austrians
>>74668984
same thing with Bioshock Infinite and Trump
>>74669441
I would hope so.
Daily reminder that Dollfuß was also elected by a Christian-Social and nationalist coalition, just like Strache.
THE SUSPENSE IS FUCKING KILLING HOLY SHIT 20 HOURS TO GO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>74669372
>and if i remember correctly impose martial and mergency laws
nicht eigenmächtig
>(3) Wenn die sofortige Erlassung von Maßnahmen, die verfassungsgemäß einer Beschlussfassung des Nationalrates bedürfen, zur Abwehr eines offenkundigen, nicht wieder gutzumachenden Schadens für die Allgemeinheit zu einer Zeit notwendig wird, in der der Nationalrat nicht versammelt ist, nicht rechtzeitig zusammentreten kann oder in seiner Tätigkeit durch höhere Gewalt behindert ist, kann der Bundespräsident auf Vorschlag der Bundesregierung unter seiner und deren Verantwortlichkeit diese Maßnahmen durch vorläufige gesetzändernde Verordnungen treffen. Die Bundesregierung hat ihren Vorschlag im Einvernehmen mit dem vom Hauptausschuss des Nationalrates einzusetzenden ständigen Unterausschuss (Art. 55 Abs. 3) zu erstatten. Eine solche Verordnung bedarf der Gegenzeichnung der Bundesregierung.
>>74669441
Dollfuß war aber Kanzler.
>>74669441
Thats the best case scenario
>>74669626
>just like Strache
will be*
>>74669556
>>74669372
Could he direct the army to secure the borders?
>>74669441
>Playing the Dollfuß
Would be to soon for it. Blue needs more backing in the Länder and some more people in the NR. But it won't be long till we become deep blue.
A big shout out to all from progressiv left to make it possible.
>>74669583
der Oberbefehl ist eher symbolisch und liegt de facto beim Verteidungsminister
>>74664668
CAN'T PUT A STOPPER ON THE HOFER
>>74664668
>van der Bellen
that's a dutch name
I feel ashamed for my people
Don't be a Loafer!
Stand up! Vote Hofer!
>>74669681
he could direct the army into poland of he wants to
serious answer : yes
but our army is already at the border. the problem is that the government put them under police orders and the soldiers are not armed. so they do pretty much nothing but giving out food to the migrants
>>74669868
van Beethoven was based
>>74669629
if the result is close, we will know the final results on MONDAY
>>74669626
hands down Strache would be a shit tier Chancellor
>Tfw you're not even Austrian but you're still incredibly worried about the outcome. Come on Austria start the domino effect.
>>74664668
Hofer will win this election if kek wills it. Be patient /pol/
>>74669763
>A big shout out to all from progressiv left to make it possible.
You gotta hand it to those idiots, only they could make it so that people start to yearn for a fucking Hitler-like police state, a few years back I would have never thought I would vote far right, but here I am voting Hofer tomorrow and FPÖ in every vote ever until this gay world either changes or collapses, well done Greencucks.
>inb4 I was a Nazi all along
>>74669764
>der Oberbefehl ist eher symbolisch und liegt de facto beim Verteidungsminister
Not according to the Constitution. There it is in the hands of the president. The defense minister *may* assume the authority over the Bundesheer if the president so delegates his authority. He can take the authority back any time.
>>74670117
Hands down shut the fuck up.
Strache was a major player in rebuilding the current FPÖ and deserves a lot of respect.
He was and still is the leader the FPÖ needs and can count on.
>>74670174
>Greencucks
Was können die Grünen dafür? Waren noch nie in einer Bundesregierung.
>>74670188
Wird er aber nicht, weil es keinen Grund dazu gibt.
>>74670300
He's a pretty good rapper as well.
>>74669939
Are there that many Dutch people moving to Austria?
Haven't heard of that
Fuck.
Are we like Poles to you or is it rich people using it as a taxhaven
>>74664668
Will Austria join Visegrad?
>>74670375
Shits gonna be on fire, especially the mudslime ghettos
>>74669067
>classical happy nuclear family, mother and father with two kids, all of them white
>oh the horror...look what these monsters want
Let's stop this ride once and for all. Austria tomorrow, Germany next year.
>>74670300
strache is a huge faggot
i hate him for his retarded personality
>Tfw Militia
>Tfw whoever will be voted will have his portrait hang into loads of offices and guardpost and shit.
Fucks sake, let Hofer win, i dont want to look at VanderCucks ugly mug for 6-12 years everytime I go to a Trainingsunit or stuff.
>>74670423
>Die Vorfahren Alexander Van der Bellens väterlicherseits (später in den Adelsstand erhoben) wanderten um 1700 aus der Republik der Sieben Vereinigten Provinzen (Vereinigte Niederlande) in das Russische Kaiserreich aus.[4] Nach der Oktoberrevolution (1917) floh ein Teil der Familie – nachweislich vor dem Sommer 1919 – vor den kommunistischen Bolschewiki ins unabhängig gewordene Estland. Zuvor amtierte der Großvater noch als Leiter einer bürgerlichen Lokalregierung in Pskow. Als 1940/41 Estland durch die Sowjetunion annektiert und die Estnische Sozialistische Sowjetrepublik errichtet wurde, gelang es seinem Vater Alexander, einem gebürtigen Russen und ab 1934 Esten, mit dessen späterer Frau Alma Siebold, Estin, mit der Bahn über Tallinn nach Laugazargen (Ostpreußen) ins nationalsozialistische Deutsche Reich auszusiedeln. Die Familie hatte damals schon den Namen von „von“ in „van“ ändern lassen.
>Von einem deutschen Flüchtlingslager in Werneck bei Schweinfurt kamen die Eltern nach Wien, in das dem Deutschen Reich „angeschlossene Österreich“, wo Sohn Alexander im Jahr 1944 (siehe dazu auch Österreich in der Zeit des Nationalsozialismus) geboren wurde. Als sich die Rote Armee im Rahmen der Wiener Operation dem Wiener Stadtgebiet näherte, floh die Familie nach Tirol ins Kaunertal, wo Van der Bellen schließlich als Sohn evangelischer Immigranten aufwuchs; sein Vater wurde erneut kaufmännisch tätig.
VdBs are cowards, always running away.
>>74670362
>Wird er aber nicht, weil es keinen Grund dazu gibt.
Ever heard of the illegal migrant crisis, the biggest political, societal and economic crisis in the history of the 2nd Republic... which is still ongoing and is actually now intensifying?
Watch what will happen this summer and fall. Hofer will need to take back the authority over the military and order to protect the borders.
>>74670485
*three kids
>>74670459
Does anyone else find some sort of comfort that the shitskins willingly moved into their own ghettos on their own accord, making the potential kebab removal that much easier?
>>74670519
>VdBs are cowards, always running away.
No, they were fascists who ran back to Hitler Germany when the Soviets took Estonia.
>>74664668
any EU government will be rendered completely powerless once the TTIP kicks in. This thread is pointless, and EU should just shut down their governments.
>Hofer wins
>Trump wins
>Brexit wins
>Geert wins
>Marine Le Pen wins
Please God, let the fire rise
>>74670533
Die Balkanroute ist schon zu, und am Brenner geht's bald los.
>>74670626
You forgot the brexit m8
>>74670423
No, his Dutch-Russian family has been persecuted by the commies multiple times. Then they arrived in Austria. Despite his family's history VdB still voted for the Austrian commie party. Crazy guy.
>>74670672
are you fucking retarded
>>74670499
Just put this into your passport
Anyone got that pic of Hofer where he's walking like a madman?
>>74670731
oops, didn't read the brexit one.
I'll see myself out.
>>74670625
>any EU government will be rendered completely powerless once the TTIP kicks in. This thread is pointless, and EU should just shut down their governments.
TTIP, HAHAHAHA. You know that TTIP can be blocked by a single country and that Hofer already said he will simply refuse to sign it into power.
TTIP is dead with Hofer in power.
>>74669067
holy shit, that can't be real. Lovely cake, nice rifle, cute kids and a puppy? The horror, the absolute horror of it all!!
>>74670174
totally agree. I heard someone describe it quite well recently: it's not really the persuasive pull of the right but the repellent shove of the left.
Women getting raped in the streets - no word from the left. But no mention of 'daughters' in the national anthem? That's the outrage? What the everlasting fuck?
>>74670738
dont worry, your beloved strache already did that.
>>74670657
>Die Balkanroute ist schon zu, und am Brenner geht's bald los.
HAHAHAAH, you believed the Balkan route meme. You do know that there are still 1000+ migrants who come to Austria each week and ask for asylum... just as many as in February? And thousands are moving on to GErmany etc.
Why are people believe the Staatsfunk which stopped reporting on this because the government wants to calm the people?
Unbelievable.
>>74670961
>>74670842
man you sure are a gleeful poster
>>74669784
CAN'T KOSHER THE HOFER
>>74670930
I would cream my pants if we had the same border control as Israel.
Maybe even turn some of Italy into Palestine.
>>74670174
>only they could make it so that people start to yearn for a fucking Hitler-like police state
Yes with their austrian guilt, rape from the middle east welcome and everything right of the SP is Nazi they politicised a part of austria that didn't care for politics much till now.
>mfw left strategist always based their predictions on less then 30% """"right wing"""" voters
>>74670362
>Was können die Grünen dafür?
Konservativ Progressive Pädo Partei, sagt glaub ich alles. Die Grünen sind die Versinnbildlichung des pseudo progressiven Juden der seid 1989 den Westen destabilisiert.
You still got some space, Austria?
>>74664668
cringe'd
>>74671153
Only for Bavaria.
>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/19/opinion/austrias-election-is-a-warning-to-the-west.html
>Kauffmann
Every time
>>74664668
I placed my bets, make Austria great again.
>>74671193
Still dreaming of Austria-Bavaria, what a wonderful country it would be.
>>74671312
WTF? Why is it only 1.70???
>>74671327
For sure. Get some bits back from Italy and Slovenia, and bam you've got a guate Alpenfestung going
>>74671312
> 18 euro
Come on nigga
>>74671442
It's even less now
>>74671453
Nächstes Mal ohne Italien....
>>74671442
https://sports.bwin.com/de/sports/61/19792/wetten/pr%C3%A4sidentschaftswahlen
>>74671211
>Austria elects Hofer
>Britain leaves the EU
>we elect Trump
>all of these hysterical Juden lose their jobs for making shit up
>>74670362
>Waren noch nie in einer Bundesregierung.
Doesn't really matter when almost every paper/media and the fucking statemedia has a left/green leaning, since the vast majority of journalists are left/green faggots and our spineless politicians overreact to every medial fart they publish, just look at the last year, all the lies, in the name of "educating" the stupid plebs who have dared to vote different now. They don't need to be in the government when their sissy soldiers sit in every GEWI institute and are writing for every paper and just for the record SPÖ and ÖVP suck hard too of course, but this year we got a glimpse of what an open borders policy would look like and I can do without that, thank you very much.
>>74671133
> Konservativ Progressive Pädo Partei, sagt glaub ich alles. Die Grünen sind die Versinnbildlichung des pseudo progressiven Juden der seid 1989 den Westen destabilisiert.
Amen. Ofen oder Helikopterflug.
>>74671453
Together we could get a massive reduit going.
>>74669300
Just like Hofer and his Israel trip
>>74671600
Südtirol gehört trotzdem uns.
Und vielleicht Venetien. Meerzugang wär schon toll.
>>74671815
Pfoa with sea access we'll take over the world by next Sunday.
>>74671785
Of course, swissbro. You've the original Alpenfestung, will be great honor to be united with you.
>>74671869
Massentod statt Flüchtlingsboot.
>>74671211
>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/19/opinion/austrias-election-is-a-warning-to-the-west.html
>>74668614
>Whatever it is it's fucking hilarious and I'm going to start using it.
Well, you already use Kindergarten and Angst, so feel free to it. It's a pretty good way to describe wannabes while being snobby as fuck yourself.
>>74671815
>Und vielleicht Venetien. Meerzugang wär schon toll.
Not just that. I have long said we should demand 3 islands from Greece. 1 to dump all our "refugees" who are criminals, uneducated or just are economic migrants and can't be sent back home. 1 for Austrians to have vacatiions. And 1 for the Austrian army to play WW3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQRBjLAW6_8
>>74671735
>ID: CUTEu2Xc
kek, hab ich zuerst gar nicht bemerkt
bist du denn ein süßes Mädchen?
>>74671640
MAKE IT SO.
BUMPING, kek demands justice for austria
>>74671798
>Just like Hofer and his Israel trip
NIX SCHERT DEN NORBERT
>>74664668
Good luck Austria.
>>74667457
I kann a bissl boarisch aber ned zu viel. Hab nur Hochdeutsch gelernt (auch gar nicht perfekt) aber es scheint keiner von euch in Deutschland, Österreich und in der Schweiz spricht eigentlich darauf, nur Dialekten
>>74672070
hoffentlich
>>74672469
>BUMPING, kek demands justice for austria
KEK you said?
>>74672836
hoferntlich*
>>74672833
Hochdeutsch ist ein Meme. Jeder kanns aber niemand sprichts.
>>74667377
Or, it could be maga
Wait.. so Hofer will only leave the EU if Turkey joins?
Well that's boring..
>>74671645
Based Jap
>>74670519
>all this shit
>communists wrecking everything
>have to run away half of your life because they take over everywhere
>thiry years later your son joins them
Wow... his father must be so proud.
>>74665536
>But when will Germany take their cucks back?
Germany has a tendency to trust Austrians to fix their shit
>>74670174
I was always a liberal, and I voted liberal on all elections. I still believe in some liberal principles, such as decriminalization of drugs and nature conservancy.
But the current state of "liberals" worldwide has succeeded in pushing me over the edge.
I am now what most mainstream people would consider a 14/88 nazi, with a couple of liberal beliefs sprinkled on top.
HEIL HOFER.
>>74673539
Dam I didn't know Adolf used to c-walk. Pretty based.
>>74673194
he's right. cutting all ties with the EU now would be a bad idea.
>>74672986
So hab ich gehört aber keine Ahnung wo/wie ich ein paar Dialekten lernen kann, besonders im Amiland
>>74673596
>such as decriminalization of drugs
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>and nature conservancy.
Hofer supports that as well.
>>74673539
Heeeey seksi Eva
OBERSALZBERG STYLE OB OB OB OB
>>74673194
Hofer would be the president - it's not quite his decision anyway.
>>74673707
I'm all for decriminalization desu. An individual should have the right to ingest whatever he wants into his body.
Also, paying niggers for shit-tier weed when you want some weed on the spot, is pretty annoying.
>>74673596
>nature conservancy
>liberal principles
Oh fuck off with that meme.
>>74673865
>Also, paying niggers for shit-tier weed when you want some weed on the spot, is pretty annoying.
This. I don't want to support them. I want to support our own farmers.
>>74673539
>Germany has a tendency to trust Austrians to fix their shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4
true, I hope season 2 is kicked off soon
>>74673865
Degenerate.
And individual should NOT be allowed to harm themselves while there is still a socialized healthcare system and we all have to pay for these stupid faggots.
>>74665822
Mixed race mongrel
>female friends told me i have to go vote VDB because a nazi just can not win
>told me they will end friendships with me if i vote hofer
>i tell them i dont know enough about politics, and dont feel satisfied with either candidate, therefore i will abstain
Guess whos voting hofer tomorrow :^)
>>74673994
kek, that's pretty good.
>>74674083
Paying lotsa money for "muh junkies and smokers" is a meme. They die 2 generations before "healthy" people.
>>74673932
>This. I don't want to support them. I want to support our own farmers.
Bestes Alpenheu, hihihi.
>>74674139
>told me they will end friendships with me if i vote hofer
run, run fast, run far.
>>74674139
Gay. You should have told her to fuck off with her emotional manipulation and cut her off. Fucking women always getting away with their bullshit, I'm sick of it. Sorry I'm triggered.
>>74674139
I bet you're also not getting laid tomorrow, you pussy-whipped fuckboy.
Man up and text those bitches right now that you're voting for Hofer and election afterparty is at your place.
>>74674139
TELL HER WITHOUT SHAME OR REMORSE.
TELL HER THAT HOFER IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS GETTING BASED HEINZ-CHRISTIAN INTO POWER AND FIXING THIS SHIT.
>>74674139
>Can't speak your mind about your opinion on politics because female "friends" will leave you
Eurocucks are beyond saving
>>74674385
> a wild shlohmo appears
S-sup. Please no tricks tomorrow.
>>74674139
Faggot. If you have friends that wont accept your political view, you should drop them.
>>74664668
Go for total VICTORY, Hofer!
At what time will we see first results tomorrow?
>>74674434
Tell leftcucks who you're voting for and why.
Just tell them and when they start calling you names, just stand there and smile. How do you think a scene like that makes them look to undecided spectators?
>>74669067
Looks like a nice german family desu
But I bet that magazine hates it
>>74674571
>At what time will we see first results tomorrow?
The military will be deployed on Monday.
>>74674425
This, holy shit. I guess that happens when your penis is 2 inches erect.
What time do we find out who wins?
>>74674255
>>74674275
>>74674285
>>74674425
>>74674507
are you twats kidding me? i go to a university. its social and employment suicide if i reveal my true intentions.
>>74664668
>Mr. Van der Bellen is the candidate of the jet set SJWs, I am the candidate of the people.
did he actually said SJW?
MAGA
>>74674571
5 pm. livestream here on 4chan
>>74674425
>>74674657
Pablo it's fucking 10pm.
Can you come back and mow my lawn in the fucking MORNING please, thanks.
>>74674699
This, unfortunately.
>>74674645
It backfired pretty hard. Most people agreed that it doesn't look bad at all.
>>74674699
What kind of shit do you study?
Please annex us and re-create the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the only good country we were in.
>>74674699
>its social and employment suicide if i reveal my true intentions.
cowardly faggot
what's the point of having principles if you won't stand up for them.
>>74674744
so austrians have the chance to become based ...
don't fuck this up
>>74674699
> workplace where female "friends" say they will stop being friends
niggaaaaa
>>74674699
i'm telling people at my uni the same thing.
>>74674816
what kind of study generally doesn't matter because in the perception of the retards at uni only the uneducated people vote for politicans like hofer
>>74674186
Still..."muh freedom" is also bullshit. I used to be all libertarianfag too a while ago but I'm moving more and more towards fascism with everday I live. People need a tight leash. White people not as much as niggers, but still. ((((Drug legalization))))) is not the way to go for a healthy society. Kicking out Shlomo and Ahmed and bringing traditional values back is.
>>74674723
no, he said Schickeria. Which kinda translates to Champagne Socialist/Limousine Liberal (in this context)
>>74674699
>>74674930
Further proof that universities need to be nuked
>>74674950
>((((Drug legalization)))))
fuck off to 8cuck
>>74668931
>biggest ass clench I have ever endured
so this is what burgers are in for this november?
>>74674997
No, leftists need to be removed.
Universities are useful. Leftists are not.
>>74674816
i study finance and economics at WU. and yes, even with your shitty stem meme people are very left and green.
>>74675006
Not an argument.
>>74674083
Ban alcohol, tobacco, sugar or other unhealthy stuff too while you're at it.
>>74674950
Drinking bierlis is pretty traditional. Literally 0 difference with smoking spliffys.
When you treat it as some "illegal subculture" that's when the leftists gain a foothold with those people btw.
>>74664668
these responses are fucking great
>>74664668
He wont win. That old guy will win, mark my words
>>74674139
>tfw I have obfuscated my affiliations behind multiple layers of ironic poltical humor and intentionally conflicting statements
Even if I told people I'm going to vote for Hofer, they wouldn't believe me.
>>74674767
Splendid. Looking forward to this.
Das geht sich schon aus, Leute. Machts Österreich großartig, wir tun unseren Teil. Das wird schon.
>>74675139
That's how Shlomo argues. Well goy, there's no way you're gonna successfully enforce those laws, so you might as well not even try.
What do you think death squads are for? Drug dealers will be shot on the spot.
>>74674812
>It backfired pretty hard. Most people agreed that it doesn't look bad at all.
I mean, how could people like you know, like who they are?
This is why the cuck meme is so great, they are people who hate themselves so much that they want to defame themselves and wallow in their own hatred.
>>74675098
>finance and economics
>stem
pick one. Finance and economics is part of social studies.
STEM stands for
science
tech
engineering
math
>>74675227
...well, duh.
>>74674609
>>74675071
>>74674385
Holy shit man. You have some of the rarest merchants that I have seen.
>>74674856
>implying you told people you vote UKIP
either you have no fucking friends or nobody cares about you
>>74675098
I thought you were talking about co-workers, are you suddenly a student?
Anyways as a PROFESSIONAL STUDENT, I can say that WU girls are the most vapid and impressionable in Vienna, therefore listening to them is the worst thing you could do.
>>74675348
LOL
>>74674930
>what kind of study generally doesn't matter because in the perception of the retards at uni only the uneducated people vote for politicans like hofer
I'm studying law and all the people I talk to are either right or center.
>>74675098
>and yes, even with your shitty stem meme people are very left and green.
Those STEM retards are the first I'd assume to be left because they need globalist shekels for their research, and the nature of their field is global.
Wien? Well, of course - everything is shittier in that cesspit.
>>74675293
i didnt try to imply i am in stem, but in stem itself, people are still very left leaning. most of my male friends are studying engineering, all greens.
>>74675396
ever heard of a part time job while studying? and yes, the girls are very vapid
>>74675466
Oy vey.
>>74667041
We have our fair share of meme soldiers.
>>74675227
>He wont win. That old guy will win, mark my words
Go bet on it then, you could be rich, like seriously rich.
If you bet 1000 bucks, you will get back 4000 bucks and more.
Meanwhile for a Hofer win 1000 bucks only yields 400 bucks back...
>>74675452
Here in Vienna, Juridicum is fucking filled with slav qts. All pretty redpilled as well, A+++ would recommend.
>>74675452
>I'm studying law and all the people I talk to are either right or center.
That's LAW. i.e the only truly right-wing field in the country.
M A Y B E medicine. MAYBE.
>Those STEM retards are the first I'd assume to be left because they need globalist shekels for their research, and the nature of their field is global.
STEMfags are usually right wing because it's a field about facts and achievement.
>>74675564
>tfw poor student
>don't want to bet my shekels in case I lose
I also thought about betting on Trump.. I'm sure that he wins but I'm still hesitant about it.
>>74675578
Remember, they will need to go back too.
>>74675578
>Juridicum is fucking filled with slav qts
Why would they study law in Austria? Makes no sense.
>>74675564
When was the last time /pol/ won? Poland? Slovenia?
>>74675551
the way he splits the word HEI ---- MAT
>>74670300
Strache and his godfather Haider destroyed the economy for many years to come. Already forgot Hypo, Eurofighter, Sozilkürzungen und diverse Budgetkatastrophen?
He is a fagott and the wrong choice for Austria. I am not saying that VdB is the right one, but Hofer isn´t the right one, too.
>>74675500
I'm doing a part-time job in the UN not a damn uni where I'd actually have to work.
Either way, I thought it was weird because honestly you can literally tell WU girls anything, don't know about the people that work there.
>>74675722
>When was the last time /pol/ won? Poland? Slovenia?
24 April - Hofer
>>74674139
How can you be friends with these people and be able to look yourself in the mirror?
>>74675452
>Those STEM retards are the first I'd assume to be left because they need globalist shekels for their research, and the nature of their field is global
STEM fucker here.
STEM institutions are traditionally undivided. We normally keep out of all this shit (people pretty much hate ÖH and any other party here).
If STEM is involved however, they are normally pretty conservative/no-bullshit.
>>74675738
Ha! Never thought about that. Good observation.
>>74675738
>the way he splits the word HEI ---- MAT
HEIL BOMAT?
>>74675758
But everyone agrees he's the right one. Even the ones who vote VdB.
>>74675767
that doesn't count. That the same win as in France. First round wins don't matter if you don't have a big margin
>>74675758
Shekel damage < demographic damage
>>74675578
are there that many slavs (qt's) fluent in german?
>>74675710
It's k, they don't have to go far, you can visit them in the summer ;)
>>74675711
Many of them have AUT passports, but I still refer to them as slavs, and tbqh I never got shit for it.
Like if a girl would tell me her name is Vessela after saying she's Austrian, I'd just put poker face on and say, "so where you're really from?" and then you get a nice background story about their parents who were immigrants or w/e.
>>74675758
Hofer hat als Bundespräsident kaum Einfluss auf die Gesetzgebung, und mir ist Hofer als Repräsentationsfigur deutlich lieber als der Hahnreiopa VdB.
>>74675839
>people pretty much hate ÖH
well who doesn't, I wish somebody would firebomb these fucks
>>74664668
And so it begins...
Make Austria Great Again
>>74676049
Why wouldn't they be fluent if they grew up here?
>>74676170
Was mich immer ärgert, ist, dass die, die die ÖH hassen, nicht zu den ÖH-Wahlen gehen, und es deswegen immer linke Mehrheiten gibt.
>>74675758
>Haider gets rid of shitty bank in time
>Dies in Accident
>Erwin Prööl buys it back in a Night-decision withouth consent of any parliament
>He leaves politics and gets well paid job at Rival bank
>ITS HADIERS FAULT
Oh, and the Prölls now support Van Der Bellen
So, fuck off Jew
>>74676106
>Hofer hat als Bundespräsident kaum Einfluss auf die Gesetzgebung
Read the B-VG before spouting this Rotfunk BS. The Austrian president has the same possibility to influence legislation as the US president has.
>>74665536
thankfully most of them aren't citizens and can't vote
>>74676281
Didn't know there are many slavs that grew up in Austria
>>74670174
That's how it goes for most of the people I know on the right desu. It happened to me when I was told quite bluntly that non-whites can't be racist, which was a surprise to me as I had grown up in the Middle East and Latin America as a white kid.
Final nail in the coffin was a feminist unironically trying to use the schrodinger's rapist analogy against half the human population and became furious and violent when I asked if it would then be justified to be *especially* suspicious of blacks and mexicans, seeing as how they're more likely to rape you. That gave me the push from 'maybe the right wing isn't a group of racist jackoffs the Daily Show says it is' to 'our politicians need to be lined up against a wall and shot, Peter Hitchens is right about everything'.
>>74675564
So wait, can't I bet the same amount for both candidates and whatever happens I still earn some cash?
>>74676436
>>Erwin Prööl buys it back in a Night-decision withouth consent of any parliament
Pepi Pröll, not King Erwin I.
>>74676450
der Bundespräsident ist nicht Regierungschef
>>74676552
As I read it, its you get 1.22 euros for every euro you bet on Hofer if he wins, and 1.79 with vdB
So nah. Betting agentures arent retarded
>>74676603
Der Hofer is fiax a Chef.
>>74676673
Yes. You should always trust betting agencies.
I live in Leicester.
>>74676603
ER ist der Chef vom Regierungschef.
ps. You are fired
>>74667781
my grandparents and all their friends are redpilled af
>>74676584
Right, sorry. Wrong Pröll, but otherwise thats the story.
Also I love how everyone ignores the Slazburg Banking skandal in the Media cause theres no connection to the FPÖ and the big parties fucked it up.
>>74668529
champagne socialists
>>74670174
>a few years back I would have never thought I would vote far right
>far right
HAHA there is not a single far right party or politician up for election in the whole White world. Only according to Shlomo's newspapers.
>>74676673
>.22 or .79
Meh. Would have to bet a large sum for a decent potential gain, but then it wouldn't be worth the risk.
I don't understand your bastard language. Who do we want to win? Who is winning?
>>74676850
Or the millions gambled and lost by Sobotka.
http://derstandard.at/1271375304542/Rechnungshof-Milliardenverlust-in-Niederoesterreich
But hey, ÖVP is the economic powerhouse, amirite.
>>74676603
>der Bundespräsident ist nicht Regierungschef
Der Bundespräsident ist die oberste Autorität der Exekutive. Genauso wie der frz. Präsident einen Premierminister hat, so hat der öst. Präsident einen Kanzler.
Auch der Kaiser hatte einst einen Kanzler. Der Kaiser war auch damals der Chef des Kanzlers.
>>74676987
>want
Hofer
>is
hopefully Hofer
>>74677023
wie stellst du dir das ganze vor? der bundespräsident macht keine gesetze und er beschließt auch keine gesetze. wie soll er großartig einfluss auf die gesetzgebung nehmen?
>>74676987
> austria thread
> bastard language
You're in the wrong part of /pol/ BOY
>>74664668
Godspeed Austria
>>74668798
chic doesn't awesome or cute, it means high class and expensive
>>74676962
Congrats, you now know how betting works.
Big money for little cash you can only win by stuff like the Leicester Win this year, or when greece became Europe Master.
Or hell, I wish I would have bet on Trump as President a year ago, the quotes must have been insane.
>>74677178
I fuckin LOVE Nigel-with-a-pint pics.
Thanks for your support
>>74677168
Not all of us speak German, faggot. This is an American board.
>>74677343
THIS IS AN AUSTRIAN THREAD, BURGERBOI
>>74677343
Don't be salty. Better hope for us that Austria create the change that's needed for Europe! Yes, it's that important.
>>74664668
Do the right thing, based Austrians
What do the latest polls say? And more importantly: if he's elected, what power does he have to end the cuckery? Will there be some actual policy change?
>>74677431
Don't worry Hanz we'll annex you auf die schnelle, is eh ka problem geht scho
>>74677156
>wie soll er großartig einfluss auf die gesetzgebung nehmen?
The Austrian president appoints HIS government and can dismiss HIS government.
Why do you think this power even exists? The president can tell the government to do certain things. If it does not, the government gets dismissed, and another government may replace it, which will only be appointed, if it agrees to do what the president does.
You will probably say "but but but, the parliament can dismiss the government". Sure, but that is not my point. My point is that the parliamentary parties can form different coalitions and even the same coalition can form different government (the current government has only ONE (1!!!!) person left who was originally appointed in 2013).
So, yes, Hofer can and will have a substantial influence on the government, their execution of laws (and implementation of laws via government regulations) and their introduction of new legislative proposals to the parliament.
This is EXACTLY how the French political system works.
>>74677433
A tater for your thoughts
Many thanks, paddy
>>74677460
>What do the latest polls say?
There are no polls. Pollsters are too scared to predict anything as well. No one knows anything.
>>74677262
Me too lad
>>74674699
You are a hopeless faggot.
>I bend over to girls
>I do not support right wing politics in public
The best way to redpill normies is to put yourself out there. Dispelling their retarded emotional arguments is really easy too.
The goal is to bait a leftist into argument, and then redpill all the spectators.
>>74677594
>>74677460
But there are https://neuwal.com/wahlumfragen/index.php?cid=75
Also, Betting ods are heaviyl for Hofer, and Betting agencys have real money in it unlike Polling dudes, so... GO VOTE MAKE IT REAL
>>74677594
>There are no polls.
???
1. There are polls
2. There are clear analysis of the voting paterns and where people are leaning
3. The betting markets and prediction markets are forecasting a 4 in 5 chance for Hofer to win tomorrow.
>>74677508
Just harmonize the German language then, please. Austrian German is just too confusing for a poor Prussian like me.
Anyway, I assume that we have to party tomorrow. I bought plenty of supplies today to have an awesome victory celebration.
Make Austria Great Again. Europe awakes.
>>74677611
How is this man not getting all of the votes? Methinks those ethnicity demographics charts are not Kosher, Chris. Purge when?
Godspeed. Together maybe we can awaken the sleeping Hitler within Germany again.
>>74671119
It's not an exact rhyme ...
Judges?
** muted deliberation **
We'll allow it.
>>74677863
For that all you need to do is fuck off out of their country and let us do our usual thing.
>Based austria
>filled with balkan scum
Austria JA!
>>74677762
>sample size
>all below 1000
irrelevant
>>74677539
die parteien werde sicher viel spaß daran haben, wenn der präsident sein amt aktiver gestaltet. blockadehaltung ist dann vorprogrammiert
>>74677786
Ok mate. Just for you, here's how you speak Austrian dialect. Think of what you're gonna say in German, then randomly start adding funny-sounding bullshit in or just straight start freestyling.
If whoever you were talking didn't understand you, then just tell them to get the fuck out of Austria.
/bantered
>>74678056
well you are filled with balkan scum, mudslims and niggers up to the brim.
>>74673596
You just described a shitload of former liberals the world over. Modern day "liberalism" isn't even what I'd call liberalism. It's mass insanity.
>>74678056
>Sweden
>filled with scum from around the whole planet and cucksheds
>>74677731
>>74677762
Those have been quite a while ago though. There haven't been any recently.
>>74678096
Sample size of 500 is good enough for polls. Doesn't change the fact that no one answers truthfully anways.
>>74664668
After they do this they should join the union of kebab-free states.
>>74678056
As if exactly you have something to brag about.
>>74678100
Too easy. According to
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96sterreichisches_Deutsch
it's not that random and funny. Get me right, I love the sound and style of Austrian German, it's just not familiar enough. I work since 10 years with Austrians (Innsbruck, Vienna) and I understand most, but can't speak it properly.
>>74678308
only if you also become gypsy-free
>>74678308
Nigga, you better not come here with your intermarium shit again, or I will contact your town-rapist.
We're taking Hungary and Slovenia btw ;)
>>74668040
pic related
On a side note is teletext a european or international thing?
>>74678056
Theyre not that bad desu
A shit ton of them vote FPÖ
>>74677731
Are there actual betting for this?
>>74678440
"Wer spielt heute?"
"Österreich Ungarn."
"Gegen wen?"
>>74678496
Kickl redet immer viel wenn der Tag lang ist.
>>74678519
Ist sogar unser erstes Spiel diese EM.
>>74678496
Send them back.
>>74678519
KEK. I like it.
>mfw van der bellen wins tomorrow and /pol/ will lose it
topkek, will get to taste some sweet tears
>>74678379
Is it okay if we create a state for gypsies in Transnistria? I'm sure they'll be happy in there.
>>74678440
Why only Hungary and Slovenia when you can essentially have Austria-Hungary back? You'd be one of the three most relevant countries in it, just think about it.
>>74678660
>>74678660
NEW THREAD
>>74678710
Indeed, that would be a bummer.
New thread anyone?
>>74678368
I know a German guy from way back, 15+ years.
Anyways, he moved back to Germany after he finished school. Then this madman managed to find some qt from Bregenz and marry her.
When I was at his wedding I didn't recognize his speech and that was only after 1 year of living in Innsbruck.
You worry too much, Hans.
>>74678739
just gas them. the're barely animals desu
>>74678667
top kek, really?
>>74678847
>14.6.2016 – 18:00 – Österreich – Ungarn (Stade de Bordeaux)
http://autorevue.at/fussball/em-2016-frankreich-spielplan-tickets
>>74678670
Nah thats like saying send the slovaks or czech back.
Everyone from ex-austro-hungary can stay as long as they integrate (which most of them do).
>>74674139
>"I will vote for Hofer because I don't want shitskins raping our women in the streets"
Meanwhile women vote for the leftists who will keep bringing the shitskins. It seens like they do not actually mind getting raped, so why do you care?
>>74679033
Definitely going out for this one. The bants will be real.
>tfw Canada will never elect a far-right populist anti-immigrant party
>>74679193
>so why do you care?
Because we need Austrian women to make Austrian children until we have artificial wombs.
That's their only use, really.
>>74679770
Eww, shitlord.
>>74679587
> never
Don't let your memes be dreams, Tru Tru
>>74679770
I was planning on making Austrian children with a slav tbqh. It's not really that crazy of an idea when you look at our genetic haplgroups and all that, our ancestors fucking LOVED that hungarian pussy.
Can't say I disagree with them.
>>74675098
> stem
doesn't appy to you
Had no idea so many Austians were on /pol/, good luck. Could have a huge impact on the EU has a whole (best case).
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