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Friendly reminder that Eurovision kicks off in three hours and is going to be a massive


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Friendly reminder that Eurovision kicks off in three hours and is going to be a massive cringe-worthy SJW fest with one of the interval acts being about a pro-refugee campaign (get with the current year, Europe).

Hash tags #eurovision and #melodifestivalen (Swedish hash tag) will undoubtedly be full of SJWs praising the spectacle.

Can we get some redpill material suitable for spreading?
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I can't wait to see the votes for us.
Probably last because of us wanting to leave the EU hahaha
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>>73601232
>tfw no Eurovision threads on /sp/
thanks moot
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>>73601232
>reminding me of this shit
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We need to collectively fill those 2 hashtags with red pills. We should have organized this sooner though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ

What the fuck is this shit.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html
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>>73602062
>be french
>goto concert
>get shot
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I thought it was this weekend. Why is it on a tuesday night?
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>>73601232
please make a happening happen there
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>>73601232
Oh fuck, a bomb will go off at EuroFest.
If I get repeating digits, itll be a tanned German
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>>73602062
So progressive, it hurts.
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>look up the Italian entry for the contest
>shit song
>scroll through the comments
>see this
>"millions of points to Italy from Israel"
>millions
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>>73602455
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>>73602455
so it begins
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>>73601232

>Watching the Semi-Finals

No
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>>73602062
It can't be possible, please no
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>tfw my country will never have as progressive and brave representative as Conchita
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>>73602758
CAN'T BURST THE WURST
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>>73602758
we did it first you know. pls no buly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr9Pr3GRBA4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_C_6-e9w5w

How progressive is your candidate? We got a lesbian half Finnish half whatever strong womyn this year.
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>>73602912
It's a half poo in loo
Truly a rolemodel for strong modern women everywhere
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http://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/stockholm/alla-ar-inte-valkomna-pa-eurovisionfest

Apperently gypsis aren't allowed in
>Kek
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>>73602864
what the fuck Slovenia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQMSPkGoQrY

>this is considered metal in Cyprus
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>>73603075
in an other scenario I'd be glad to hear that, but this means that the Hungarian contestant will lose all the Transylvanian Hungarian votes, too :(
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>>73602210
>picture

already tweeted
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Vote for us famalam

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBrADG8lWFY
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>>73603075
Came here to post this
I love how lefties are butthurt about this when its a fucking event and the event holders decide what to let in and not.
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>>73602455
I wish man
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>>73603258
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>>73601232
If doubles we will win.
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Help me sweden, what can I tell this guy to convince him that we shouldn't be friends?
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>>73603469
Welp
Anyway, haven't seen Eurovision probably since 2010.
It was okayish sometimes.
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>>73601232
This is Finland's contribution to Eurovision. Written by an American performed by a Finn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGdXSh0eHq
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>>73603500
"fuck off"
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>>73602455
TWO SAME NUMBERS
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if doubles, Britain takes a 153 point lead
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>>73603386
That's actually pretty nice.

No doubt better than ours. I don't even know it, but 100% it will be.
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>>73601232
Wont need redpilling material.
Just wait for the muzzie terrorism happening...
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>>73602864
holy fuck please send laibach in, they'd have a stroke.
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>>73603500
>anime
>lgbt
Say him that he's a faggot.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejSbhxeikKE
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>>73603500
Dra åt helvete din jävla transa
(Go to hell you fucking tranny)

Should do the trick
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>>73603598
>>73603684
I asked him why he added me but apparently he doesn't speak english.

>>73603721
Thanks, I hope he can read it without the fancy "å"
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>>73603589
Why didn't we send this guy
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How do liberals have such omnipotent control over the entertainment industry anyway? Like there is almost nothing they don't utterly dominate.
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>>73603808
Write it like this then

"Dra ot helvete, din jaevla transa"
Or
"Brinn i helvetet, din jaevla transa"
(Burn in hell, you fucking tranny)
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>>73603704
>has a hebrew part

>>73603808
If he doesnt speak english it would mean he is like a 3rd grader which scares me more than if he was a manchild concidering all the tranny shit
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>>73602062
>Implying there arent male dancers and female boxers and that anyone cares
All this political and moralfagging...
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Stream anywhere?
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>>73602455
Here we go lads
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>>73603877
Jews
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>>73602571
Six million points to Isreal
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>>73603877
>they actually believe that shit

I wonder if they ever played any video games online
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>>73602455
let's hope so.
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>>73603589
>when the multiple voices start
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>>73603877

>Men enjoying some fun video games featuring over the top action, hamfisted storylines, and big titty characters
>Misogynist, racist, etc etc
>Female romance novels bordering on smut
>Perfectly legit
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>>73602912
This is xavier naidoo, who was supposed to sing for germany.
But because he openly stated sometime ago that all political views should be respected, even those from the right wing, libtards started calling him a white supremacist and he was forbidden from entering the competition, because germany doesn't want a "racist" to represent it.

Shame because he's actually a really talented singer, but instead we now have some literally who 17 or something girl with a painfully mediocre voice.
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>>73602229
>be norwegian
>go to island
>be shot
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>>73604171
Forgot pic
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>>73604204

that dudes Danish, you faggot.
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>participate in a drinking game every year
>we all randomly pick a country without listening to the entries
>take a shot or down a bottle everytime your country gets Nil Point

I picked Ukraine, I'm pretty fucked.
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EUROVISION FINAL IS ON SATURDAY YOU TURDS.
FINAL IS ALL THAT MATTERS, YOU WILL HEAR THE SAME SHIT SONGS ON SATURDAY, BUT THIS TIME THE VOTING WILL BE FUNNY.
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>>73604434
What is it about tonight then?
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>>73603589
top work
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>>73604547
Semi-Final 1 today
Semi-Final 2 thursday
Final on saturday
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>>73604547
Semifinal

On Saturday you won't hear the eliminated entries, in case the concept was unfamiliar
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>>73604638
What's the point of the semi-finals?
Don't all countries still participate in the finals?
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>>73604808
No, only the stronkest of progressiveness warriors make it to the final
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>>73602062
I'm glad we got kicked out. Where are all the white people in that video?
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>>73604808
Get your shit together Sweden. Even I know how this works.
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>>73604638
Livestream
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563

Also will be here but it's not up yet
https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision

Should make a new bread when it starts

Songs:

Finland: Sing It Away sung by Sandhja
Greece: Utopian Land sung by Argo
Moldova: Falling Stars sung by Lidia Isac
Hungary: Pioneer sung by Freddie
Croatia: Lighthouse sung by Nina Kraljić
Netherlands: Slow Down sung by Douwe Bob
Armenia: LoveWave sung by Iveta Mukuchyan
San Marino: I Didn't Know sung by Serhat
Russia: You Are The Only One sung by Sergey Lazarev
Czech Republic: I Stand sung by Gabriela Gunčíková
Cyprus: Alter Ego sung by Minus One
Austria: Loin d'ici sung by ZOË
Estonia: Play sung by Jüri Pootsmann
Azerbaijan: Miracle sung by Samra
Montenegro: The Real Thing sung by Highway
Iceland: Hear Them Calling sung by Greta Salóme
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Ljubav Je sung by Dalal, Deen, Ana & Jala
Malta: Walk on Water sung by Ira Losco
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>>73604934
That's how it usually works but it's such a last century concept
It's 2016 now, we need to be more inclusive.
Why do we even have a winner?
Everyone should be a winner so that no one feels left out!
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>>73604171
>>73604212
>xavier naidoo
>libtards started calling him a white supremacist
You guys do realize that's an indian, right? How the fuck is an indian a white supremacist?
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>>73605057

21:00 CET

4pm EST
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>>73605057
thanks, m8.
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>>73601232
I hope that Poland wins. They put a semi faggot but it would still piss off the sjws.

https://youtu.be/Sjup9PJ25LM
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>>73603704
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Finland already won Eurovision forever
Why is this competition still going on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O5-2dKakYw
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>>73602062
France YES
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>>73605153
It's liberals man, what the fuck do you expect.
He didn't even say that the right is better than the left, he just said all views deserve to be respected, even those from the right wing
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>>73603589
Fucking kek
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I remember when Based Lordi won Eurovision. It was downhill after that.
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>>73605504
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>>73601232
old /pol/ and /b/ degenerates would organize "Ebola Music Awards" for fun and hijack the hashtags on twitter, #EMA #Stockholm.
but you are not funny anymore, just angry shills
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>>73602455
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>>73605334
Last year we triggered whole Europe by sending sexist and nationalist song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI
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>>73605825
there weren't cyberpolice back then
or muslim mayors/presidents
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>>73605934
I think it was 2 years ago. But wining the constest would make a way bigger damage. Actualy you guys have a chance this year.
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>The state broadcaster has posted a video on its website that purportedly shows one of the guards from the fan area asking an EU migrant to leave the premises and await the arrival of the police. When a Swedish speaker is seen with the migrant asked why his counterpart must wait outside, the guard replies that they “don’t want people who take things”.

Swedens upper crust enrichers have exclusion zone to segregate themselves from enrichment
>http://www.thelocal.se/20160510/guards-accused-of-removing-eu-migrants-from-eurovision-fan-area
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>>73606184
Well, we did well with the audience, but progressive jury hated it. Color me surprised.
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>>73601232


Today's Europe in one picture
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>>73606735
Serbian flag next to bearded lady
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>>73606735
Just perfect.
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>>73606906
conclusion?
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>>73607412
>Uk not being at the same tier as Sweden and Germany
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>>73601232
be European
live in Malmö
wake up
hear local mosque's nasheed
die a little inside
don't want to be intolerant
mutter under breath
get up
get dressed
leave for work a bit early to hit the gym
get on tube
holy shit
white man at the back
we meet eyes
he sees the pain in my eyes
I see the pain in his
nod head
ALLAH AKBAR
get bombed
fuck not again
pick myself up and move on
check Twitter for updates
notallmuslims trending again
sigh
get to gym
get in pool
get raped
leave gym
get stabbed
get to work
get diversity training
"all cultures are equal"
leave early
decide to get some meat balls
remembered swedish food is haram
eat kebab
get home
put on SVT
"immigration is good for Sweden"
"Islam is a religion of peace"
Hillary "Europe needs to be more tolerant"
go to bed
close eyes
evening nasheed begins to play
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>>73602285
semi finals now
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>>73603258
lol metal is white and this bastards are gypsies
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>>73604262
>be American
>go outside
>be shot
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>>73607412
uk is just as bad as greece

>finland
>norway
>cuck resistance
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>>73602455
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>>73603258
Europe is going full faggot and cuck now
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>>73607574
poor guy.....
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>>73607850
whiter than you my mestizo friend
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>>73607412
Outdated as fuck familia. Also

>http://www.politico.eu/article/slovenia-croatia-close-borders-to-migrants-refugees-serbia-macedonia-eu-deal-turkey/
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>>73607412
Seen this map before, makes zero sense.

>Croatia
>1.4% muslim
>taken 0 rapefugees
>cuck tier

>Italy
>taken 20,000
>also cuck tier

>Russia
>6.5% muslim
>not cucks

m8...
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>>73607011

They control the whole media.
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>>73601232
Women are bald and have beards now get with the present year or get going

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgAokCNSw34
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>>73603877
People of Europe, the teachings of anime will be yous savior etc.
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I heard Justin Timberlake will be performing as well. I wonder what country he'll be representing (assuming it's not just some lame solo act)
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>>73604204
>be Danish
>go on the internet
>get called Norwegian

Truly they have it worse than any of us.
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>>73607550
The new mayor of london makes them supercucked.
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>>73602062
music: okay
video: France Yes!
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>>73608081
You had an idiot goverment, is your new govt better?
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>>73607920
>be shot
newfag
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>>73608174
Italy doesn't keep many but lots pass through it.

Croatia's not cucked.

Russia is less cucked than a lot of countries, they conquered muzzie land a long time ago which is why they have muzzies. They didn't just invite them in.
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>>73607982
I think so, you aren't as bad as the UK.
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>>73602455
oh sheiße neger
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>>73602455
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>>73603667
You think it's going to happen? I hope, but seems so unlikely.
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>>73609432
Almost guaranteed they have operatives in Sweden.
Stockholm is likely gonna be packed with people.
It's one of the highest profile events in Europe.

They would be stupid not to try. Whether or not they can pull it off is another thing, the security measures are likely to be very high. Then again, how well can Sweden protect soft targets in Stockholm? I doubt Eurovision itself will be attacked, but after-parties, transit, etc would be ideal targets.
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Wait, is this already the finals?
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>>73610609
First semi-final. Second semi is on thursday. Final on saturday.
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>>73603589
How did i miss this epicness
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>>73603386

Lmao, Croatia so cucked their song is in Arabic

xaxaxaaxaxaxa ))))))
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>>73602062
Hey France,
don't worry.

We have a french song this year, because we will lose anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWm4rYaawAQ
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>>73611225
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>>73602455
wew lad
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>>73611543

I just fuckin realized that bitch is trying to sing in English
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fV-cUE1wMs

LADS
A
D
S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU

KEK Australia's entry
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>>73602455
GERMANY YES
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Post eurovision qts
This one is shy
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Eurovision used to be good :(
https://youtu.be/0JeZ4mNPzw8
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>>73602210
Ukranian song "Muh tatar massacre, fuck Russia"
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>>73606735
>No men allowed
>Two dark skinned
>One "woman"
>only white girl looks disappointed
>israeli flag in the background
>Swedish flag in the corner being brought down
10/10 depiction
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>>73612653
Here is another pic
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Ha ha, time for rage!
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Eurovision is nothing but a pissing contest in who can be most tolerant and progressive. Not exactly news.
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>>73607574
>Malmö
>tube

Rest of it is pretty correct
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>>73601232
i hope Sweden wins again which will speed up its upcoming bankruptcy.
this seems like a memorable way to go, economic death by unsustainable Eurovision victories
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>>73607574
I thought national swedish dish was kebab pizza?
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who even watches the semi finals
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>>73605934
last year you had the cripple. last year was so pathetic with your cripple, Finland's medically certified retards, Lithuania's faggots and an assortment of various shitskins from both West and East
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>>73613308
also Serbia's hambeast
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>>73601232
FUCKING HELL, IT'S THIS EVENING?

good job I got beer. Eurovision drinking games are the best
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>>73613405
>>73613218
>>73610827
Nevermind, false alarm.
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>>73605934
that song is catchy af
also tits
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>>73601232
I hope muslims go aloha snackbar on these people so much.
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This is Norway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
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>>73613100
Not going to happen. We got a teen with autism this year, no joke. His pockets are going to shower the audience in spaghetti.
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OMG… i just turned on the TV and the first thing i see is those bearded woman talking about how bad russia is.
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>>73613624
She is a Sami.
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Best entry ever is still Finland 2006. And they fucking won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
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>>73612913
The fuck is that thing
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>>73601232
I have only one WORD to say:

CONCITA
O
N
C
I
T
A
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Switzerland's song is pretty interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLasLk1a_w

Soldier, take off your armour
Show me your heart; this is home
And it’s stronger, stronger than water
Deeper than reason, longer than time

Here we are at the end of the movie
I’ve never felt more alive
It’s time to rise

We’re the last of our kind
It’s a whole new world
And we’re facing the fire
Not afraid of our own ghosts

We’re the last of our kind
And we’re all that we know
And we’re out of our minds
Not afraid to be brave though

This is paradise
Turn off the search light
We’re where we belong

Standing tall at the end of the story
Watching worlds collide
It’s time to rise

Here we are now with nothing to lose
I know without love we won’t pull through
‘Cause deep in the night
There is a light and it guides us to truth
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>>73613758
Memories... from the day we left behind... misty watercolored memories from the way we were...
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>>73601232
what is euro vision? do people vote or judges?
>>
>>73613726
she's white af. Must be Elizabeth Warren kind of Sami
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>>73613968
both
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>>73605504
Post the right one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
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>>73613973
Can someone explain the difference by the way? Some Sami are the whitest motherfuckers you've ever seen, and some are plain mongol.
Is it like different tribes or some shit?
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>>73603999
Bumping trips with same question.
Also I couldn't find America's song so I'm submitting my own
https://youtu.be/lgIhGgrhQeE
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>>73614308
Samis are not and never were homogeneous. There are 9 different Saamic languages not counting extinct ones.
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>>73613818
Sounds positively subversive. No mention of homosex or multicult. The EU should take steps to ban this filth right now
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Boycotting it this year because of refugee theme
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>>73602455
Our god is an awesome god.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

so catchy you will be beheaded for humming it in the mosque
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>>73602062
>cool song
>video: what the fuck bro
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>>73602455
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>>73613818
This sounds like a total pro white song.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_jrXSCxMbQ
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>>73613624
Thank god, so untalented that we do not win.
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>>73615117
>This is the ghost of you
>haunting the ghost of me
>hanging out in this world forever.
>Tell me who's scared now?

>Can't we get an alternate ending?
>Can't we get an alternate ending? Oooohhhhh

>Somehow we will change everything that we >touch.
>But we held on, took flight
>but changed it too much.
>We sweep up this love
>put the pieces back together
>and if we find more can we bring this to life?

You know, ours could work as a metaphor for the return of the right as well.
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>>73614308
All 4 countries were brutally breeding the Sami out of existence up until the 1970s. Of course the little buggers look white.
>>
Any livestreams?
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>>73615339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRR3ppOqBzw
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>>73615339
https://tv.nrk.no/direkte/nrk1

Get Norwegian VPN if you can handle Norwegian commentary lol

BBC do probably broadcast too, dunno if their web player is free
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>>73611225
>>73611627

t.Diaspora Dragan
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Coverage starting
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563
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>>73615473
>>73615449
>>73615339
Nvm
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You just know it's going to be rigged.
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>>73615311
They were not homogeneous from the beginning and there is no reason to even assume so.

Look at the linguistic diversity and the geographical spreado f it.
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>>73615549
Something in the EU being rigged? It cannot be!
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So points are directly related to refugees taken in right?

our weeaboo will surely win!
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>That Trump wall being blown

L0L
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>>73615700
T. Nigel Farage
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>only white kids

Sweden wtf
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>>73615745
I see niggers
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>>73615745
There's one black girl kek
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We need to make sure no SJW shit wins. Who should we vote for?
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in for the degeneracy
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SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
SUCK ON MY MÄMMI
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>>73615742
Nothing wrong with that!
>>
If digits tanned germans will do a "show"
If not amir will be the winner
>>
This is fucking shit.
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>>73615865
israel
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>>73615788
>>73615814
Mans is racist you know that right
>>
COME TOGETHER
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>>73601232
Going to watch for keks and rage.
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>>73615940
No.
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>>73615865
Israel or Australia
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>>73616019
we have an azn singing for us though
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>>73602062
Where is the videos made by refugees?
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>No LGBT host
>dropped

oh wait that women voice tho, close enough
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i hate these fucking normies reeeeee
bunch of chads and stacys putting on a show for all the rotten fucking housewifes and dumb losers
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couldn't they find a good looking swedish woman to host the event?

she kinda looks like a man
>>
THERES ONLY MIDDLE AGED PEOPLE HERE
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>>73615946
Sauce?
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN WHEN WILL THEY LEARN WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>73616055
And?

You know that hosting this shit will cost you like 300-400 million British pounds?
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>that fake english accent
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>>73602229
Laughed too hard LMAO
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so is this the eurovision finale or just the swedish contest?

i stopped watching this kind of shit years ago (no tv), is this the same as Grand Prix ?

anyway, for you burgers, somehow this/these music contest is very important in europe

the music fucking sucks and its cringe as fuck
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>>73616168
check last years threads
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>>73616199
even if we win we won't be hosting it
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for a moment i thought i heard "multicultural dance school"
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>>73601232
Hungary!
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>>73615523
WTF is this octoshape shit
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>12 points for Russia.

I want him too ravage my boipussy
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Hahahaha Sweden goddamnit you put on a shitty show
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>>73616273
Really?

What about Israel?
>>
>>73616252
it's the semifinal and like 12 or so idk countries go on to the final on saturday, other semifinal is on thursday I think
swedish competition was ages ago
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>>73616132
that's most Swedish women outside the /pol/ meme for stormvirgins
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>>73601232

Sadly, we likely won't get another Lordi.
>>
EUROPE


TÖ TÖÖÖ TÖÖ, TÖÖTÖTÖTÖÖÖÖ

TÖTÖÖT tööö töööt tötötötötö TÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ TÖÖTÖTÖT ÖÖÖÖÖ

what a song ;_;
>>
Also, 2x Gypsies as hosts

so tolerant
>>
>Finland
>White

pick one.
>>
Grab your towels because we're going to cum together. kek
>>
Oh what a joke.
What you're seeing here is not Finland.
>>
WHAT A STRONK BEAUTIFUL LADY
>>
>this haircut

what the fuck
>>
TUMBLR NON-WHITE
>>
luckily i can turn my audio to a radio show (broadcasted by Estonian Public Broadcasting) where two comedians mock this whole event and overall talk politically incorrect stuff...it was even greater some years ago when they "hosted" a drinking game where you had to drink every time they said either "nigger", "fag", "jew" or "hitler" ...
>>
somebody post the Graham Norton stream
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>>73616485
lol
>>
Russia will win this. Can't wait to see people cry for fags in Russia. Will vote 3 times on Poccия
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>>73616339
not sure, i can't see why it can't be hosted in israel besides the not being european thing
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What a fucking ogre
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So progressive! What a truly wonderful and multicultural performance.
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>>73616511
i think he only does the finals
not the semi-finals
>>
Ironically watching Eurovision is still watching Eurovision.
>>
holy fuck either the vocals or the background music are off af between the chorus'

Finland not gonna make it, nothing special and not a jew nor black nor disabled nor trans
>>
Who gonna watch for potential happening live on tv?

I dont give shit about faggot music
>>
Holy shit this crowd is shit
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>>73616619
>Finland not gonna make it
Thank god
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>>73602455
Kek wills it
>>
>>73613758

The album is like listening to 80's metal.

Fun and hilarious.
>>
Vote for us please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRzASa4mDzY
Such a generic pop song, but we had worse once, so ehhh
>>
>>73616619
>nor black

what is she then
>>
Just zappt in ahahaha finnland has a niggergirl loocking like a man
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>>73616641
what the fuck did you expect?
>>
Can someone make soon a New thread just for esc?
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>>73608301
OYYYY FUCKIN' VEYYY F.AM 2BH
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>>73616674
poo in loo
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>>73616641
So it this song.
>>
>>73603075
>beggars errywhere
>people catch shit for trying to get rid of them

>suddenly Eurovision
>cops go full Gestapo
>but only downtown

And there was no change in any legislation or policy, the cops only got greenlighted to assume the gypsies were disturbing the order.
>>
>>73616674
Her dad is Finnish, mother is a poo in loo
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>>73616641

Saw two albanian flags at the front and nearly stroked out.

I honestly hope muslims suicide bomb the final it would be perfect.
>>
I guess the Fins are Finnished
>>
>>73616714
I WILL FUCKING END YOU, AHMED.
>>
>>73616595
im ironically watching this unironically
>>
It's sirtaki debt time
>>
>>73616641
What do you mean shit? As in not applauding a lot? Because that would be hillarious and fitting.
>>
I'm sorry you had to see that
>>
Greek rape babies exceptioneel the girls
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>>73616696
wat is this?
>>
>Greek rap

KEK
E
K
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>>73616760
>ahmed
SORRY WHO HAD THE ARAB SINGING FOR THEM
>>
>>73616666

....annnd I just accidentally confirmed Lordi for bringers of the Apocalypse.

Oops, my bad.
>>
Pay debts please
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
greece....

what the actual fuck is this
>>
PAY
>>
this turk rape baby music is horrible
>>
those clothes look like they didn't have enough money for a proper outfit
>>
1. Greece
9001: Finland
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>>73616861
DENBTS
>>
>>73616506
where
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>>73601232
ISIS for the one God damn time, PLEASE BOMB THAT SHIT TO HELL

fucking hate that shit
>>
Greece WTF, you are not even trying anymore...

also pay them debts
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>grease
>>
>>73616851
I can't wait for what Sweden is sending, don't spoil
>>
>>73616829
It's the arockalypse after all.
>>
Actually not bad looks like greece and own language even so kinda cringe
>>
>>73601232

I am wondering how the brexit will impact the voting as the eurovision ahs always been about politics as every song is fucking shit. I know when germany bailed greece out the greeks voted for the german entry that year, which was fucking shit. I am predicting, a predictable, 0 for britain this year. The song is fucking shit btw.
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>>73616894

You should lend them some more Germany.
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>>73616840
>This is our genuine entry
>>
what a sad display
>>
Greece not gonna make it, sounds shit and is atonal af and the melody is old
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>>73601232
¨someone make official cuckvision contest thread
>>
what's wrong with his eyes like 0 symmetry
>>
>>73616922
I really approve of this.
>>
>>73601232
Wasn't the last one just a few months ago?
>>
New Thread:
>>73616923
>>73616923
>>73616923
>>73616923
>>73616923
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>>73616963
i'm afraid we will
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>No Graham Norton

Fucking dropped
>>
HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
>>
the only thing that was missing from that Soome song was strap-ons attached to these "strong and independent" women
>>
Are they unironically putting on this performance to warn refugees.
>>
>>73616996
>Implying votes are cast based on the music
>>
>>73616917
juur ja kivirähk raadio kahes
>>
The scene looks so shit. Did you spend all the money for the migrants?
>>
Just don't vote for Denmark. We don't want to win and having to pay for that shit. Last time, they went 100.000.000 DKK over budget and a bearded woman ended up winning.
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>>73602455
Praise kek! It's gonna happen!
Let the ravens feats tonight
>>
>>73617033
No it has been a year since may 2015
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>>73602455

>an aussie
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>>73602912

The music from the tampon advert i was forced to watch first was better than the actual song.
>>
Kek, remove the vocals from this song and it might be semi-decent
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>>73602455
>>
>>73616933

Sverige vil sende tanker og drommer om sote promper.
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Atrocious and cringey music
Filled with liberal and SJW cucks
On top of all French cast has an ultra obnoxious gay commentators who keeps giggling

Yep I ain't watching this one more minute.
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>>73616996
kek, everyone should fucking vote greece, they'll need to take another loan to afford the event
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>>73602455
Kek wills it, Straya. What have you done!?
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HAhahahhaha is achmed
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>>73617167
I'm sorry you had to see this.
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>>73617113
10/10
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>>73613758

I loved it until i realised they werent joking, then i got hives.
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I like this song
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Moldova is a blonde woman dancing with a dark man.
>>
OH SHIT

It's this annual shitshow. Have we gone yet?
>>
>>73616595
fuck off im not gay what are you implying
>>
>>73617412
no
>>
>>73617412
You missed your dear neighbor sending in a poo in loo vindaloo
>>
>>73602455

>Dawlat al-Islami Qamat plays while refugees detonate themselves

I really want this to happen desu
>>
>>73601232
Manowar should show up and crash it, and bring several hundred dudes dressed up like pissed-off vikings with them.
>>
>>73617524

You guys fielded a dot Indian, seriously? Pretty tolerant I must say.
>>
Our commentator said that she is gamercurl
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>>73617643
Finland is on the forefront of breaking cultural barriers
>>
we are the heros of our time
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>>73616448
>be Dutch
>have 1 million muslim
>blaming finland
>they have 42.000

Netherlands pls.
>>
>>73605153
Indians are Caucasoids so by the broadest definition of "white" it could be possible.
>>
>>73604171
>tfw Germany tried to escape the null point hell using someone with talent

Bet you good money Germany is single digits this year.
>>
WTF are swedes are always talk in english in taxi and all the cars 4 cameras in the face always o.O
>>
>>73614308
She looks asian desu. But like an aryan asian.
>>
ABU BAKR DO IT AGAIN
>>
ARMENIA IS ON!
TURKS BTFO!
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>>73614308
She is perfect. Would impregnate
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>>73618298

might be finn-swe
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>>73603589
can someone please put this on youtube to save ??
im on mobile
>>
>>73616828

it's a poo in loo curry. Your national dish, so you should love it.
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