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Eurovision Semi-Final NOW!
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
FIRST FOR MOLDOVIAN QT
this girl is a qt
>a fucking women baker
FINLAND 3/10
DEBTS 1/10
MOLDOVA QT/10
>>73616923
>>73616996
>>73616619
Moldovia had the best chance until the supersaws kicked in. Actually, still the best chance cuz the ones before were terrible
TOWN RAPIST
>>73617120
reminds me of that Orange is the new black girl
is this not going to be the next thread?
Fuck You, guys.
Don't you transphobic people like the bearded Lady?
>>73617100
> moldova wither than finland
ayyy
>>73616923
Actualy this is ok
Fuck off with that cancerous beardfag
OT: place your bets here by replying who will win go through this semi final
the fuck with that Astronaut
Woah, spaceman
she looks like a hooker with those low stockings
>>73616923
This cunt loves Arab and African rapefugees boycott please.
Based orban incoming
>>73617238
>Fuck off with that cancerous beardfag
Just wait for our cancerous mustache chick/guy thing :-DDD
>magyar chad
this guy has a small head
his voice is bad too
>>73617205
reminder to prepare my testo shot tomorrow morning...
I'm not a fucking bearded lady btw, that degenerate thing should be gassed.
Pic related a typical norwegian gas chamber, biological ancient recipe, a very evil device
Hungary; handsome Gypsy
Wow he is so sexy ;333
>>73617176
Hungary good voice and white, best one so far
Holy shit that Hungarian is qt too
>>73617465
*not white
>>73617351
Atleast he is a man
People on YouTube were rather positive on him. he will go to the finals I think
There must be one inspiring person. Let's promise that if there isn't to all just vote for Japan or China. They litterly cannot suck more than the others will.
hilariously bad attempt at copying coldplay
still not as degenerate as finland or greecerap
>>73617238
Russia for sure
>>73617465
"white"
PROFESSIONAL WHISTLING TRIO
WE WUZ ATTILA THE HUN
That kung-fu monk is the real MVP
>>73617539
In 50 years, this will be considered white
>>73617583
that fucking trio seriously ahahhaa
the song is not even that bad
>Muh six million people
Am I the only one hearing this?
>>73616923
If that dude shaved his beard he'd almost look like a chick.
people actually watching this
sorry I can watch ISIS gore vids and necklacing all day long, but the eurovision shit is just too much for me
I'll stick to the threads
>That dress
wew
Imma put my finger in that dyke
So when are they adding US and Saudi Arabia to Eurovision?
bomb goes off now
>>73617532
Agreed Russia will win this final imo unless western nations and Ukraine will be butthurt again like last year.
What is with all these tumblr fags
woah that's a "problematic" haircut
The audience is just full of mid-40s balding gay men...
We are watching this...
>>73617706
is '''''''''''she''''''''''''' lesbo or trans?
ANGLO BLOOD IS PUSHING DEGENERACY IN THE ESC
Croatia will not make it, she doesn't fucking sing. Hungary best one so far
>>73617693
that's the jewish intention
>>73617725
Oh shit I won't be surprised if it does...
Someone from the audience just shouted allah ackbar before this song started..
what a dyke
>>73616923
it's the semi finals already???? i thought the thing just started, how come i never hear about it before it's nearly over?
>Anglos
>white
>>73617776
THIS IS YOUR FAULT GOY
YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB
>>73617776
Are the Austrians crypto-Anglo's
>>73617723
China wants to come no joke
>>73617853
delete this
>>73617762
thats sweden for ya
>>73617772
Honestly no idea kek
damn runkeby terrorist are you sitting there watching and enjoying this degeneracy?
runkeby... useless terrorists...
>sing chorus
>sing chorus one octave higher
fucking eurovision always
>>73617829
Lol same for me. I thought it literally just started, I haven't even heard my country's song yet.
>>73617853
Angloism is everywhere you don't expect it to be
>>73617853
Austria and Germany are crypto-Poles.
>>73617890
The Eternal Habsburg has been exposed
>>73617776
>>73617833
Oh shit the roach is back again.
>>73617944
>yfw she won The Voice because she litearlly sang high pitched
Manlets....
>>73617858
i'd vote for something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-URQrU_j9lk
>>73617858
>Another non-european backwards country takes interest in the most dull, corrupt competition on tv.
Somehow I'm not surprised
is this a jew on the backseat?
dae think the announcer looks like a tranny?
>>73617829
they call it semi finals cause they wanna seem important as far as i know this is in fact the beginnig
now we are at the "multicultural" part
TIME TO BUILD A WALL BRITAIN SO THE DEGENERATE EUROPE CANNOT GET TO US
Goddamnit I hate Europe.
I pray for nuclear cleansing.
Kill them
Kill them all
>biggest party in Europe
>not im my pants
Literally who cares? Eurosong peaked years ago and will never be good again
>pic extremely related
>>73618074
Wish granted. Nukes fire in 30 minutes.
>>73617984
>>73617951
communism is ANGLOISM
OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD
what the actual fuck
> who was the lucky guy
>>73617848
fuuuuuggggggggggg m8
> muh dick
the fuck Sweden,
SHUT IT DOWN
>tfw Hungarian and always confused about being white or not
>tfw it doesn't matter because all we want to do is remove kebab
>tfw we are going to send in a loser with a boring song who looks like an autist that could start a schoolshooting with an ugly tattoo on his neck
>nigger and chink gay couple
I wonder who's the bottom.
>trannies and niggers
so progressive
time for some dutch fun
>>73618105
i wish you were telling the truth
>>73618125
Communism was invented by Germans and spread to Russia by Germany in the first world war.
>>73618142
>>>/congo/
>>73618170
chink always
>We send a soft pseudo country song again
>chest/neck tattoo
dropped
Netherlands is best
I am not biased
Netherlands has a good chance but it's like 1950's and not progressive so they can't let them win
Does the sun ever fucking shine in Europe? Holy fuck every single one of these intros makes it look like a miserable, dreary, rainy continent
>Be Europe
>Be maybe.. 80% white
>Be European TV
>Be 5% white
>>73618125
Still on damage control since the Germans were the root cause of the destruction of Europe? 2 World Wars and the European Union and you still do this?
Why do weed people send always such boring pieces?
>>73618222
>Marx
>""""""German""""""
>white
>handsome
>good smile
>great voice
>CONTRY MUSIK XDDDD
the fuck holland?
>>73617772
She's a straight CIS girl, at least she was back in school. That was more than 6 years ago.
>>73618161
your description is surprisingly accurate
>>73618301
>Engels
>Not German
>Marx
>Not raised in Germany by Lutheran church
>>73618272
You must haven't heard the Russian song
>>73618292
>implying we got to choose him
>>73618292
they can't afford to host it
When does the Netherlands have the countryside
DUTCH HIGH CONFIRMED
Oh. Shit. New eurovision, I'm so hyped to ...wait.
What band went there again? Last time we send autists, who can beat?
>>73616923
Turned on the stream. First thing I see is Petra Mede (some retarded Swedish comedian), with two flaming fags. Joined by a drag queen and more fags.
Fucking hell.
>>73618272
is "slow down brother" the new MINDER!?
slow down brother
>>73618222
>>73618289
Communism is ANGLOISM
Aryan BLOOD is the HARVEST
>>73618303
you gotta slown down brother
>>73617762
that's funny because the genre we call "shlager" which is the music from Eurovision is literally for only gays. so it's probably 80% gay men there.
>>73616923
Apparently ISIS are gonna go full kebab on them.
Should be fun. Nothing beats the sight of invaders killing traitors. Wiping out 2 birds with one stone.
>>73618251
>that gif
kek
you think she's ever sucked off a horse?
>>73618384
You sent a literal dindu this year.
good ole eurovision, never gets boring
>>73618409
Marx literally wrote book called "The German ideology". He also praises Germany and Germans in his books a lot as the most revolutionary people ready for Socialism.
Finland's song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>73618278
It's Sweden m8
i laugh so fucking hard when non-Euros call the grey frozen wasteland that is Sweden a "beautiful country"
Armenian immigrant in Germany, a country that just took like 150 jewzillion refugees
she was a punk
She is gonna win take my word
>>73618384
You missed it.
We sent in a poo in loo, I shit you not.
>>73618384
i think you guys sent an autistic hippie asian over there this time.
>>73618466
JIDF pls go
>GENOCIDE TIME
this song is horrible
>>73618536
GIDF pls go
inb4 a wild turk genozides her on stage
>>73618351
>n-no, you see that despite karl marx's entire ancestry being jewish, they c-convered to lutheranism so it's n-not a jewish ideology
DINDU NUFFIN
>>73618466
Anglo BLOOD shill detected
>>73618409
>Roach still on damage control with reasonable counter-arguments.
link to songs goys?
i'm just on the main page confused as almighty fuck trying to find shit.
Why isnt this whore covered?
Where is Turkey i need some genocide bants now
>>73618638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRR3ppOqBzw
im like 95% sure she had a nosejob
>>73618595
Jews suck as well. germany just caused and spread Communism to Russia.
>>73618625
Learn history
>>73618482
why do they all put in this non-western scales in there? It sure is the least developed way of creating melodies.
>Still in the bet for her to win tho
>>73618631
Communism = Anglo-BLOOD-ism
>>73618638
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2016#Semi-final_1
>>73618482
Netherlands is going to win m8
>>73618638
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563
>San Marino has to resort to Turkroach for their song.
>>73618650
Mehmed go away pls
>>73618737
You wrote Russia wrong henk
TURKROACH SINGING FOR SAN MARINO
nope
>>73617776
god u fake germans are fucking stupid shoo go away roach its Austrian :/
lel Armenia spent a lot off money to finish last
Boyarskee lel :3
>>73618676
im 100% sure
fucking Jew nosed Turks ruined all their European neighbors' genes with that shit from Ukraine to Romania
IT'S TIME FOR THE IRRELEVANT COUNTRY
> san marino doesn't win
>>73618739
thanks man.
>literal fedora turkroach for san marino
top kek
This is considered white in Italy
I-I kinda like it.
>TURK JAMES BOND
>muh lady
San Marino is killing it.
>>73618801
We lad, why am I on that list?
This guy look s pretty SKIIPAPPAPADAPPA. PAPPAPADAPPA. SKIIPAPPADAPAPPA.
>>73618687
>yes, silly Aryan, read the Anglo-biased history in Germany that is totally not made by Anglo BLOOD!
>>73618796
>The fuck is San Marino
HAHAHA THE FUCKKKKK
> DIBBBB FEDORA XDDD
>>73616923
WAIT AGAIN?
When was the last fucking Songtext, Germany will loose again. Who is even singing for Germany??
>>73618625
hurr I cant debate better call him a shill
>throatcancer the song
holy shit when the fuck did turkey get into eurovision?
>>73618942
It is documented fact. Germany sent Lenin back to Russia and gave him lots of money to overthrow the provisional government.
I want to see San marino winning the eurovision. Imagine how they will hold the concert!
I'd forgotten just how bad the eurovision song contest was.
VOTE OUT VOTE OUT
>>73618975
a literal fedora roach what did you expect
>>73618944
we send a weeaboo ... also this time we were pretty tolerant - not like 2 years ago when we cucked greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp5hRoU9HgQ
>>73618942
what is your goal turkroache? to sow discontent between anglos and germans welp it isn't working :^)
>size doesn't matter
unless it's the BBC of course
fuck when did Leonard Cohen transform into a cockroach?
Now the best one will be here
Russia will win
Time for Russia to annex this shit
>size doesnt matter
>>73618951
>debating with Anglo BLOOD
russia has already won
>size doesn't matter
>saying right before Russia
>>73619042
brexit won't save you m8 it's tied to broadcasting
>>73618161
Read his Volkskrant interview from last saturday, you're pretty much spot on. Total asshole.
>russians
>eurovision
u w0t m8?
dog confirmed
he can stay
>>73619129
russia couldn't even win last year with a great song and a qt singing it
they automatically lose because they're russia
>>73619151
so anglos are better then you at debating no wonder :^)
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED
Norwegian commentator is dissing the Russian singer.
>russian looking Giroud
>>73619200
australia is in it too
Russia sounds a little low test so far.
>>73619083
I want to reclaim this board for the Aryan race
>boys and girls in the audience
Fucking cunt, who the fuck does she think she is, addressing me with these binary gender terms.
Why is he wearing a straight jacket? Russia, please.
>>73619234
Same here in austria
>>73619221
They will win
birds are very important
It's shit.
Russia can't win cuz Putin
pop intro boring
sounds like eurobeat from chinese cartoons
not gonna win
>fixed my name
>2016
>watching cuckvision
shiggy
that song is absolute pop trash
I'm kinda disapointed by Russia :-CC
>>73619234
He does look like a total faggot, tbqh.
>>73619200
Holy Romain Empire making a return. Last year we annexed Australia
>>73618457
>>73618490
>>73618516
Seems a legit, First we send nutty metal satanists with full cosplay demon thing going on. Then crazy down syndrome people, who can sing like 0,01 songs as it was more or less grunting and beating up the bassist.
Then we send indians.
Holy fuck thanks Putin
Russia will win this for sure
Russia just literally stole the visuals from sweden's winning song last year
>>73619306
The show it's pretty cool though.
>>73619269
by spewing shit that no one pays attention to? well you did a good job no one cares and everyone thinks your Turkish now tell me the next step of your master plan
Russia strong
>>73619252
seriously?
my votes on the aussies if they use an actual didgeridoo
>>73619080
Germany - Zero points.
this is some next level shit russia
Last year's Russia was better
how did he climb that wall? fucking weirdo
jk
>>73619221
Yeah, remember the boycott against Russia last year? People in the audience were booing like fucking children. So pathetic.
>he transcended into 4th dimension
>>73619269
>The Aryan on most of the pictures are a literal nigger fucker.
>>73619390
they use a gook
>caring about eurovision
it's a slav show
>>73619390
we have an azn singing pop trash
The song is shit, but the best show so far.
>>73619390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
>A
>FUCKING
>GOOK
>>73619403
ISIS - 12points
Czech em
>czech qt3.14
why do Czechs always look so German
faux slavs
>>73619373
Upboated.
Why do these European faggots insist on singing in English? It's fucking horrendous.
>>73619418
>>73619437
>tfw Polina.
QT CZECHIA
id fug that
Gabriela SOukalova 10/10
whelp russia went full glorious winged faggot.
>>73619592
agreed
>mfw Russia is gonna win in my lifetime and gays + blacks get beaten up in EurovisionSochi2017
>>73619600
I do not wanna see her BLACKED
>>73619593
i bet 10bucks the ESC didn't want her to win so they cheated
If the Scottish had left the UK we would've at least have some more Western countries ruling the show
>>73619593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gbKglCL5s
I still listen to it occasionally tbqh
so when does america join in with a partially disabled plus sized transwoman of color?
Czech em dubs
>>73619710
It's my guilty pleasure song.
>>73619182
Jesus christ it's worse than i thought.
Guess we'll have to go full British Empire 2.0 to rid ourselves of this trash
>>73619730
a 300 lbs mentally disabled genderqueer transnigger tbqh
>>73619686
No it was because of the western nations that were mad about Russia taking their rightful clay in Ukraine
>C Y P R U S
>Y
>P
>R
>U
>S
>one of the fastest threads on /pol/ is the Eurovisionthread
>mfw
>>73619663
>gays + blacks get beaten up in EurovisionSochi2017
We'll make you guys proud.
Cyprus sends in antifa
>Eurocucks wanking on some cuckold refugee themed music contest
My Sides
>>73619522
I wish Deso Dogg were alive, we could have sent him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmHJ5bWv7Xo
>>73619698
>the krankies
>singing fandabidozi
>flying about on Irn Bru cans
>>73619837
:')
>>73619799
this is actually pretty bad ass
i like it!
2 edgy for me
Well this is disappointing
They look like fags
>>73619837
they can never let russia win because of this
>THIS IS HEAVY METAL IN CYPRUS
name my band
>>73619938
>this is actually pretty bad ass
for you
>>73619894
I would pay to see that.
>>73619962
They do, but at least the song is alright.
>>73619386
>>73619806
>>73619443
getting sweaty that the Aryan man is waking up, uh?
>>73619959
WUZ
Pretty gay. I was almost getting hyped for a second.
Why are most these people singing in English? Shouldn't they sing songs in their own language?
>this human testicle
>that edgy reversecolor effect
so metal
well i kind of actually like this.
>>73619938
> starts with metal/rock
> ends in pop-trash
into the trash it goes
>>73619971
Russia definitely hosted Eurovision before I remember it
The place is now rocking hard #CYP
couldve been a decent song if they didnt go full pop halfway through
>>73620016
Their song is the only thing gayer then them
>>73619980
Bo co/ucks but gay
>>73619938
Agreed even tho they look like Turkish rape babies the song is pretty good.
>>73619971
Yes they can just BELIEVE
They just fucked their song up with the furry howl
The best song so far...atleast its upbeating
>>73619980
The Halloumi Brothers
AWOO
>>73620018
>Turk posting a coal burner
My sides...
>>73619980
nightmare theatre
>>73619980
Between roaches and debts
>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>73620111
*No
>>73619837
The guy you sent looks gay as fuck tho.
>>73619980
The rape babies
new thread when?
AWOOVEMENT
>Literally sending a lolita.
Well done Hitlerland.
>>73620018
everyone knows you are Turkish come actually say that shit to a anglos face hahaha
>>73616923
DONT ENABLE THIS SHIT
DONT GIVE THEM A DIME
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>73620176
Just baiting the fags into the trap, mate
>>73620234
she's fug
HOLY SHIT AUSTRAILIAN QT I WOULD PLUCK THE DANGLEBERRIES FROM HER ASSHOLE AND EAT THEM LIKE GRAPES LADS
muh dick
This is my new waifu
stay away guys
>>73620033
Some do. But noone likes when they can't understand the lyrics, so.
>>73620149
>>73620149
NEW THREAD
> austria
> singing in french
>Hitlerland singing french
The world is definitely ending
Armenia qt
>>73620356
Tune sounds nice though, and it's a white germanic women singing it for a change.
How does it come that every single candidate is a leftist cuck. It's just so fucking obvious. All the woman are shorthaired piercing wearing feminists. All the "males" are hipsters or gay.
I know we need to adjust to the host country Sweden but holy fuck.
White people man..honestly
>all these people booty blasted at Turkroach
You've all been played like a damn fiddle.
>>73619377
>>73619306
No! I ain't watching that garbage of swedish filth! Sweden.. phew.. No I tell you what, I'd rather watch a tv show or movie about propane and propane accessories. Propane. aaahhhh...
Just tuned in.
Any performances with hot women doing sexy shit?
And fuck, this guy singing right now is shit
>>73620491
That's what Eurovision is, a celebration of the left. What else do you expect?
It's like walking into a synagogue and wondering why everyone's so fucking jewish
>>73620604
you act like some of us don't enjoy making a turk type out his poor arguments
>>>int/59148241
>>73620391
Another arab qt
>>73621188
The entire country of Mexico: >>>/wall/
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