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BATTLE OF NATIONS PT 6


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
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>>73301726
awoo
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i'm rooting for the Aussies now
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That's a fat horse
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FOURTH FOR AXEMAN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WFl4Mo1yM
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>>73301826
america a shit sadly
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BLEACHED LATVIA GOOO
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Hug it out boys
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Belarus is too violent for the soft USA 2 team.

You need to get fucking angry and send in the USA 1 team against those savages.
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germany and denmark
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>Denmark playing 3 of next 6 games
They're in for some shit
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>>73301726
REMINDER THAT USA 1 IS THE REAL USA TEAM. THERE IS NO USA 2.
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>>73301726
Belarus

No mercy
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>>73301726
>tfw Americucks keep getting btfo
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>>73301726
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>>73301726
USA 2 Get off the stage, you're embarrassing us
Boo!
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>>73301864
Nah, USA 1 is great. USA 2 is awful thougg.
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Wow
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>>73301864
America 1 is fucking great

>>73301823
fpbp
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What the fuck is this?
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>>73301726
Fucking russian clay belarus destroyed the USA!

Austrians need a new fuhrer!
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we would have won if we had aniki
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>>73301859

for thee
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>>73301935
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neckbeards
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http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
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Does anyone know if Latvia going to fight anymore tonight?
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>>73301986
This is buhurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vla9fSyxnaQ
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>>73302009
Fuck you
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>>73302052
it's better than LARPing with foam swords
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fucks sake hitler

get your shit together
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>>73302052

And you do what?

You'd probably get your head caved in pussy.
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>this Dane
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>this interview
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>>73301826
Mods! Escort this traitor nerd from the premises.
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good lord that fatass
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This shit is insanely fun to watch
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How do you win this?
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lol Autistic Dane
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>>73302229
neckbeard detected
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>>73302277
knocked to or touch the ground = you ded, nigga
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>>73302277
when the other team falls to the floor
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>>73302230
hodor
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we fightin' the emus soon, could be interesting
DEUS VULT, by the way ytb mods are massive cucks
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>>73302293

Faggot cuck detected.
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Let's go Italy!
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>>73302277
By being slav.
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>>73302331
Snax ? ;o
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>>73302052
>>73302293
>implying this isn't cool/fun
you don't need to get mad just because your country threw away its history and culture
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>>73302277
Take the other guy down

is that easy

But i guess the armor makes it hard and it's heavy
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>>73302331
Hodor?
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Italy wrecked by a fucking non-country
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>>73302454
Not as bad as america by belarus
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Moldova confirmed for true heirs to the Roman Empire
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This thread could use some armor pictures
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italians confirmed for not taking it like men
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>>73302392
It's true though, western men have become so soft
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>>73302454
>italy
>winning at all
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why do Italians have to bitch about every sport they are in
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>>73302402

A guy literally almost go paralyzed

and this birds want to flap their beaks.
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Yellow cards all over the place
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Who won last year?
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>>73302333

Checked and kek'd

Aus bantz are top notch lad!
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>>73302553
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>>73302341
>>73302346
>>73302392
>>73302408

If the point of the game is to take your opponent down why are they using plastic weapons and not just going for the take down using classic wrestling techniques?

Seems like it would be easier to focus on the take down part then using fake weapons......
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>>73301726
any1 got full results so far ?
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wait a yellow card means youre out? thats a big disadvantage
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>Moldovan accidentally hits friend in the face then falls down
Massimi Checchi
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>>73302645
no chill

i hope we dont have to fight belaruse
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>>73302671

I haven't seen any yet
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>>73302664
armor and weight. try lifting an american with armor, also hitting body parts makes them hurt and if theyre hurting too bad theyll fall to the floor and give up themselves
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>>73302645
Restless potato.
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>>73302553
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>>73302664
If you lose weapon you can't engage until you get new one. Now try to bring down opponent with both hands busy holding something and while wearing 25-30 kg armor.
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>>73302664
well it's make believe, this is sort of how they fought

I mean without the wood ring

The weapons do hurt on your legs

The challenge is to resist fighting with the armor while getting hit

It looks like a very taxing thing for your body
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>STOPE VIGHT
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>>73302664
Those are metal weapons, although blunt. And they hurt as fuck when in in certain places. One argie got his spine broken by a 2h axe earlier.
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>>73302748

Holy shit that is nice
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>>73302551
no bully plz
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>>73302791
Wait a little bit longer between armorposts pls
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can anyone tell the top 5 countries participating?
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>tfw STAHP FAIT girl gets slightly angry when the fighters don't STAHP FAIT and she has to repeat herself
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MODS BANNING EVERYONE GODDAMN HOW CAN I SUPPORT MY TEAMS COUNTRY ON CHAT? DOES THIS PERSON NOT KNOW BANTZ???
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>>73302884
When is this from? So ornate
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>>73302871

I would love to see some kebabs eating some punches
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>>73301915
Thanks for reminding us, neighbor.
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>>73302902
Russia, Poland, Ukraine usually top
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>>73302331
IM SIEGWARD OF CATARINA
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>>73302664
getting bashed in the head/knees with a two handed axe hurts
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>>73302902
america 1
the blue guys that beat america 2
who cares about the rest
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LOW ENERGY

SAD
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VERY LOW ON ENERGY
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>>73302954
Don't know, found a lot of these on /hr/
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>>73302664
You should try to get a few heavy hits to the helmet with a metal sword and you will suddenly find out, that it's quite hard to stay on foot after it.
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>San Giorgio shield headlocking moldovan fence hugging saracen
BASED
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>>73301726
What countries are fighting
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>>73303001
kek
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>>73303039

Can you stop bud,

We get it
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Those weapons don't seem plastic

It looks like it hurts
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>>73303001
Hmmm.... Hmmmm........
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Whats the point of even having swords? It's basically a wrestling match, who ever hits the ground first, wins, right? Look at those pussy hits with the swords. They don't even clank their swords together.
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moldova stronk
now i feel even better that latvia won against moldova
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>>73303107
They're not? Who the fuck thinks they're plastic?
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>>73302813

Do you know why the fuck does everyone and their dog have a team except us? We have a bunch of medieval clubs as well. Fuck the fuck?
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italian cunts screaming

Jesus calm down cunt
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>>73303071
Moldova v Italy
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>>73303107
this real weapon
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>>73302987

Seems so

Canadians are looking good as well
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Long ass fight
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>>73303191
you havent founded one yet m8
get to it and well see you next year
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the fattys are tiring out
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>>73303183
some amerifat bitched about why are they using plastic weapons instead of normal wrestle fighting techniques if the purpose of the game is to tackle to the ground

>>73303209
i know i was sure about it.
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get a room faggots
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>Moldovan takes out two Italians solo
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
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>>73303158
Can't engage without a weapon in your hand.
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>that bro hug
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>cheeky moldovan resting his head on his arm
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>>73303191
Maybe they didn't make the tournament. I saw us in 2015 one
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I've got to go so somebody take over thread duty
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>>73302936
>She'll never shout at you to stop fapping when she teases you ,get insecure when you don't and start pouting before falling into your embrace and have lovingly sex
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>>73303158
Fag detected
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>>73303309
OOOOhhhhhhh

i get it
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who /moldovanbigguy/ here?
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>>73303191
you can cheer for Poland instead :^)
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They were so fucking tired
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>>73303309
Why? The swords are basically useless.
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>>73302936
>>73303354
>Tfw she's super cute
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>>73302902
Russia
Ukraine
Poland
Belarus
Czech Republic.
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>>73303378
that armor must be exhausting af familiare

it's insane they can even stand and run
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>>73303385
Getting hit with a 1.5kg piece of metal hurts bruv
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>so anon what kind of sports do you like?
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torn cloth on that italians shoulder
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>>73303385
Watch the Russians or one of the other more aggressive teams. The weapons work, the wrestling is just for fatties without cardio who can't swing their arms.
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>>73303191
Same reason why Brazil isn't in and Argentina is
Only white people allowed
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>>73303254

That's the thing, we have several clubs, some of them even going further in time and living out the lifestyle of times before full plate armor. I just... I want to cheer and have good bantz about shit happening and feel more involved, we were big and stronk at that period of history.

JUST...
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>>73303385
So it doesn't become an all out browl
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>>73303385
Because it's medieval fighting you fucking faggot get over it

Leave
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>>73303437
>she
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that was cute, like a two minute christmas truce
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>>73303385
Because those are the rules.

If you wanna watch wrestling, go watch wrestling.

This is meme medieval battles with a fence.

It's not "do I want a sword" it's "now that I have a sword that I have to have how do I put it to the best use"

The answer is to smack the cunt with it.
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>that one moldovan who wouldnt go down
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>>73303452
>a few hundred years ago this is how major wars were fought, with huge armies battling for hours on end
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>>73303479
thats rich coming from France XD
your capital is africa tier
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Kudos to Italy
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>>73303385
>he didn't see Russian team fights
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holy shit this is so fucking cool family. How did I not know about this before
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Some of you guys cream at the sight of any girl, holy shit. All anime posters too, so no surprise to say the least
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Why the swords?
Why dont everyone goes for a mace-hammer since only blunt weapons allowed?
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>>73303437
Putin
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>>73303479
>that webm

This is not how I remember our movement for independence
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This is the lowest fucking energy.
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>>73302787
That's one of the last armors of henry the viii
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>>73303536
Only a few could afford full set of armor

but yeah, even a chest and leg piece is heavy as fuck

But the worst part is the getting hit on the helmet and not having any field of view

You literally can't see shit
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>>73303555
Tbh your capital is filled with nigger immigrants too
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REEEEE I WANT LATVIA TO FIGHT AGAIN
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Why are these people so low energy?
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Moldova too strong
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>>73303460
This is probably my new favorite sport.
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>>73302553

King Henry the 8th's armor

>war doth expand dong
>smithy, accommodate the royal murder-boner.
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>>73302799
The wooden list is the most historically accurate part actually
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>>73301826
welcome
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>>73303665
Ukrainians aren't that bad
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NICE TITS
I
C
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T
I
T
S
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>>73303686
They are indeed
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i am from australia
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TOP SHEILA SPOTTED
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Aussie qt is THICC
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>>73303604
>Why the swords
Exactly, at least have a sword fight and clank them together if you're so keen on bringing a sword to a wrestling match.
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>That australian thick qt
>>73303615
Yeah I actually have no idea what happens in this Webm. Thought that was some South east indian our South american country but it is indeed your flag. Surely a craft shoop or something
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Italian are sore losers and bad sportmans

We know this since zidane

what you have to say, pastakuks?
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GO RED BELT GUY
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So when does shrek come in and reck em all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSFt2SyVXF4
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is USA 1 still in the running? Obviously USA 2 sucks a medieval dick
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>>73303693
same, I just found out about this today

I rarely get this hype for a sport
makes me want to take up welding and make myself some armor
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>>73303723
lol i thought they were imitating field fighting not an actual tournament

Good to know
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>>73303158
>They don't even clank their swords together
They have a shields, you know. You don't clank swords when you have shield. Aren't you a burger by any chance?
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>>73303659
Thats why the Swiss rekt'd everybody
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Thaat Australian qt is the team cumbucket
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STRAYA

STRAYA

STRAYA

STRAYA
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Shit events tb h
Who will be here for based /Eurovison/ in 3 days?
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>>73303778
Nothing

They are. it's just sad
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>>73303468
>The weapons work, the wrestling is just for fatties without cardio who can't swing their arms.
Also luck of proper strike technique. I bet half of the participants didn't do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ILg3mpmTs
It very resembles boxing in many aspects.
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>>73303778
>t. Italian heritage

>tfw half of our team has italian surname including capt
SCARE
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Jesus, this is brutal
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>>73302954
iirc some scandinavian king, 1500s but i might be confused
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AUSSIES CONFIRMED FOR SECRET TRAINING SESSIONS WITH EMU SPECIAL FORCES
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>>73303479
what the fuck is that webm lol
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>>73303852
top kekiz

dem legs
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AUSTRALIA VS CZECH!
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>those headshots

straya knights don't fuck around
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Imagine Albanians taking part
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>>73303871
lgbtvision again win some ugly freak
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>>73303342

Really? Because all I found was that in 2010 a joint Estonia-Latvia team included Lithuania in the name even thought no Lithuanians were on the team.
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How do emus cope with jet lag

They are on the other side of the planet

>>73303968
yeah that was massive
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Wow that takedown
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>>73303039
>moorish decoration
WE
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>>73303871
>Eurovision over tournament of knights
>French Flag
Not surprised
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>>73303882
Why do russians hate tires? They steal your women or something?
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Holy shit the Australians are mad cunts
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THEY
DID
IT

THE ABSOLUTE EMUS
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>THAT SUPERMAN TAKEDOWN
WEBM NOW
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>>73303968
All will learn to fear the Emu's Peck.
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>>73304037
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>>73303871
Fuck off with your cuckrovision
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>>73303871
I am excited to hear /pol/'s opinions on this years Eurovision as we host it and the theme is refugees :D


[if spoilers worked] I have my exit bag and loaded hunting rifle ready, fuck all this shit [/fuck]
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just got back from going to 7/11. did peacock slav gregor clegane cave in anyones heads in with his axe?
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>>73304077
what the fuck is up with the vests

What is up with yellow and green they look like boosters in racing games
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>>73303998
pretty sure other teams would try to kill them for real
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>>73301726
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>>73303871
Nobody in France care about the shitty Eurovision
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Are those swords sharpen?
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>>73304174
Green and gold are Australia's sporting colours.

No idea why they went with chevrons though.
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>>73304037
>trusting tires
>Ever
The ones in Europe are dirty backstabbers

>>73303871
Fuck off you bobo cunt
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>>73303968
>Australian knights are consuming emu hearts to gain their strength in battle
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>>73302664
Because it`s just a cosplay festival, where people without history are trying to create it with fake armor and fake fighting.
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>>73304121
>tfw europe is so cucked
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>>73303871
>no usa
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>>73303871
fuck it, they discriminated romania...
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THAT FUCKING CHARGE
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Look at that czech helment

it's fucking rekt
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>>73301726
So let me get this straight. The weapons are useless because it's basically a wrestling match, and we're letting a non medieval country (Australia) participate in this game?
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holy shit aussies suddenly are mad cunts again
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>>73304236
looks pretty real famalan

why are you so assblasted about it?
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SHITPOSTERS ARE WINNING?
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CZECH BTFO
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Euroshits cucked at their own warfare
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>>73304198
It wouldn't matter, they wear full metal armor, so unless they go halfswording it won't make a difference.
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>>73304296
because this is not historical re-enactments.
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LOT OF NEWBIES
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QT IS BACK
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>>73304354
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>>73304371

We also smashed you yank cunts
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That was amazing.
I tip my fedora to Aussies for this match.
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Straya loving life
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>>73304383
Bf is getting some action tonight
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AUSSIE SHIELA CONFIRMED FOR TOP CUNTS
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>>73304236
>Brazzers
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WE LOST TO FUCKIN EMUS
HOLD ME
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>>73304411
delete this
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>>73304236
>just a cosplay festival,
armor has to be age appropiate
http://botn.info/rule/en-rules-for-buhurt-category
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taking it all in holes tonight i guess.
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Don't fuck this up, Denmark
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Australia, I am applying for visa and coming to steal your wimminz.
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Damn, Australia is great.

Everyone else just has little sword and shield guys but australia has that poleaxe guy who just runs around dodging everyone and hitting people in the the head.

It's great.

And the australian with the mace is savage, how come more teams don't use maces they seem a lot better than swords when everyone is wearing heavy armor.
>>
she will never buy you a bottle of mead and give you a BIG SLEEP
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Looks pretty comfy tbhm8. I'd love to do it!
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Fookin Aussies
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>>73304445

italy rekt
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>>73304427
>mead tonight
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straya gettn some pussi 2nite ladz
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>>73304296
It's not like the Australians are abbos.
Their ancestors participated just as much as any of ours
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legos are ruthless
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>>73304195
>das a noice head ya huff on yo sholdas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAAPJIRTcY
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>>73303376

Commonwealth team when?

>>73303479

WE WUZ LAST PAGANS AND SHIET
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>>73304354
It's Aus team 1
Better than Aus team 2
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>>73304411
NSA TAKE THIS DOWN
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>dat DANE charge
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Well I guess since we have no team....
GO MEDS
FORZA ITALIAAAA
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>>73304579
Aus team 1 vs. USA team 1 when?
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>>73304443
Bf? I though all Australian team. Imagine mounting her wearing le grand bacinet.
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Does Canada have a team?
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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
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That cheeky takedown
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>>73304496
>you will never come off the field sweaty and brusied and bleeding from a cut above your eye
>TOP SHIELA will never hand you an ice cold VB while she unstraps your armour
>TOP SHIELA will never wipe down your face with a towel and then kiss you chastely on the cheek
>TOP SHIELA will never whisper BIG SLEEP in your ear
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>You will never have a qt to help you polish your sword after a hard fight
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>>73301977
>animey
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>>73303703
Not surprised that man was a piece of shit. Certainly is in hell.
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>>73304664
Yep and they did pretty great this morning
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>>73304332
> poor excuses
Am I the one, who is buttblasted here?
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Why only white people?
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>>73304693
Italians are made entirely of cheeky
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>>73304664
yeah you are the faggots that warm up the seats for the real fighters

Go warm my seat faggot

we gonna party tonight
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY
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>>73304409
>>73304579

Damn i wish the austrians had a better group of fighters italy beating them like nothing...
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>>73303604
Because if you fought with warhammers everyone would die.
>>73303757
The point of swordfights is not to "clank" it's to hit the other guy, the guys with 2-handed weapons use them to parry the ones with shields parry with the shield and counter at the same time

And for all the retards complaining that weapons are useless for wrestling: they can and were historically used as levers.
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>>73304730
Not only while... you have a team too, you know
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>Got an axe in your hand
>You use the same hand to punch your opponent instead
Why use weapons if this is basically a wrestling match?
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>>73304724
It honestly looks like it hurts just by watching it

You are just here so people can give you some (you's)

here have some you lonely soul
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>>73304730
There's an Argentinian team
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>>73304730
>why only people

Fixed for ya
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They should have teams of a thousand and really beat the shit out of each other
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>>73304812
because of the rules
see >>73304472
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Aussies would have been absolute monsters on the battlefield 500 years ago
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>>73304561
>WE WUZ LAST PAGANS
But you are not anymore.
Meanwhile in Mordovia.
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>>73304812
How many times have you posted this same comment canadacuck?
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can someone just please let a nigga know if USA 1 is still in the tournament
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>>73304750
I meant one handed hammers nigga
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>>73304472
>> cosplay festival
> aesthetic requirements
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>>73304917
well since it's a competition and people dying is not really a competition.

While some might get hurt people would die from getting trampled to death

That's what war is for

This is just a bit of entertainment
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>>73304812
because without weapons it'd just be wrestling, the gayest sport known to man
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does anyone at all know if Latvia is going to fight anymore tonight


pls guys
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>>73304941
Pure rugby skills.
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Was there situation where last guy won against 2 enemies?
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>>73304814
Actually I`m not watching it.

I guess you can say i`m a bit disappointed by a bunch of retards, that try to extend their botn"knowledge" on society.
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>italian cunts screaming
>people can't focus on the fight
>lose the fight
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>>73303659
All soldiers were required to wear a certain standard of armor, and the heaviest full plate armors for the field were 30kg evenly distributed, lighter than what soldiers carry now.
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Italy couldn't beat Ethiopia
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1V1
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>>73305128
Imagine New Zealand
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Are we starting duels or what ?
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>>73304812
>Why use fists if this is basically a wrestling match?
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>>73304941
They would be rekt by emu and spiders 500 years ago.
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>>73305128
>NZ hasn't just rounded up a bunch of Maoris and stuffed them into plate armour
>Instead we have a bunch of white guys doing an embarrassing haka before getting filled in
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>>73305201
>try to extend their botn"knowledge" on society.

i can't understand this part.

I don't know what to tell you familiare, it's entertaining it surely is better than football
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>>73305051
To the death is still competition. Even if they get trampled.
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>>73305216
>All soldiers were required to wear a certain standard of armor
Maybe in the glorious Roman and Eastern Roman Empire
I doubt this was a norm on the Feudal shitholes of central and northern Europe
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>>73305271
Unfortunately NZ team, despite the all black uniform, has not replicated their success.
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>>73305216
Still your fov is very limited.

That's maybe the biggest gripe
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>>73304663
h0t
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>>73305459
What are those fags doing?
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>>73304954

Still a lively community of Romuva around, Boris.
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>no team of nords of shouting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYTRsEtqKps
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>>73305365
well yeah but it's not in the boundaries of human society and what is socially accepted


don't get me wrong i would watch it but imagine how many people you would need after to clean the field
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>>73305509
A war dance, more manly than your whole faggot country males combine
>>
Sneaky denmark
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>>73305547
fuckin top kek

that is glorious
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>tfw 1st generation Australian & pure-blooded Dane

Having a good day today lads
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>>73305509
he doesnt know what hakas are

stop shitposting leaf
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>>73305578
damm that was super homo kid
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>>73305392
Armies were actually pretty professional, well equipped and well drilled by the time plate armour was being used.

We have records of English armies requiring certain standards in equipment and fighting ability from it's troops, and English armies were full of peasant plebs.
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>>73305331
> i can't understand this part.
Some people think, that this is how it was in history, while it`s only a cosplay. And they constantly insist, that medieval fighting was like this retarded cosplay.

> it's entertaining it surely is better than football
Different species of shit.
But soccer is at least playable.
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>>73305286
>duels
Tomorrow and finals 09.05.16
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Did the U.S fight?
>>
Will this big toothless dane take them both down?
>>
Where's new thread??.
>>
>>73305459
100% Abo team. kek
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>>73305026
Hammers are to puncture armor retard
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Danes hanging in there
>>
FEEF ROUND
>>
>>73305730
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
>>73305711
Yes. USA Team 1 did well, USA Team 2 got rekt.
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>>73305689
>women's duels
shit nigga i wanna watch that
>>
Italy BTFO
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>>73305686
i'm not saying this is what it was like.

I'm saying it hurts and that it's not cosplay

the armor is required so you don't get hacked to death

But ok famelea, don't be so judgemental it's just a bit of fun
>>
>>73305746
Hammers dont puncture retard they dent armor and break bones. Unless if its a warhammer with a pointy head on the other side
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>>73305711
USA 2 fought and lost they fucking suck.

People are saying USA 1 is good though but I can't get a goddamn answer of if they are still competing
>>
is there a team representing Saladin, Turkey or Islam in general?
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>>73305803
They are even more hugging matches than the males due to lack of stamina and upper body strength.
>>
>>73305331
this: >>73305673
> botn-historian blabbering
Yes, this is what i`m talking about.
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lmao how did rome even get so big back in the day
>>
>>73305686
>that medieval fighting was like this retarded cosplay.
It is more of the recreation of the tournaments than combat.
>>
>>73305577
You make the womenfolk of the deceased do it. Easy.
>>
>>73305803
>burly eastern euro dykes knocking ten shades of shit out of each other
Why isn't this in the olympics yet?
>>
>>73305869
USA 1 are still in.
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>>73305894
wheat
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>>73305392
Considering that the very word "standard" derives from the stiff maille collar required of all soldiers you need to study.
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What type of weapon is this?
>>
Who did we fight?
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>>73305968
EVERY

.
.
.
.
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>>73305884
Duels are judged by points system so much less hugging and more striking and fencing.
>>
brutal
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>>73305975
It's a Scimitar.
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>>73305975
I don't know but it looks like it hurts
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>>73305975
Pizza spatula
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>>73305952

dude wheat lmao
>>
>>73305884
>They are even more hugging matches
why do you think I want to watch it
>>
>>73306038
Oh good, might be worth watching then.
>>
>>73306077

Its not its some type of polearm
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>>73306103
kek
>>
>>73305975
falchion
>>
>>73306103
kek
>>
NEW BREAD
>>73306130
>>73306130
>>73306130
>>73306130
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>>73305968
>Israel team's match is up
>they pay a group of 100 mercenaries to fight the 5 man opposition
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>>73305975
Looks like a gigantic paint scraper
I need to get down to the local medieval equipment shop and see if I can get one, that shit would make work infinitely easier
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>>73306103
laughed so hard
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>>73305892
People with an interest/background in history are bound to also be interest in living history, not always the other way round.
And you must be the only russian who's not into this shit what's wrong with you?
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>>73305975
The type you use to bonk folks in the head with.
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>>73306103
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>>73305975
Looks like a knife glaive
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>>73305859
They hit eachother, so it hurts. But it`s still a cosplay.

You can cosplay fight streetfighter-2. Just ban some movements and ban weapons, so normal fighting wont be accessible.

> the armor is required so you don't get hacked to death
And also armor is incredible overpadded, so people literally get heatstrokes in less than 5 minutes "fights" and require shade to "fight".
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Ukrainian team is breddy gud
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>>73306156
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>>73306103
>>
OPEN THE FUCKING GATE
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>>73306231
This is not living history, this is cosplay festival, where retards without history are trying to create one for themselves.
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>>73305863
That's all of them or do you picture cartoon hammers?
Even the flat side is usually small enough to puncture or has one or more spikes.
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>>73305975
Two hand falchion. BTW slav reenactors are very sperg about it you can't use gear that doesn't have historical counterparts.
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>>73306393
>short
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>>73306393

except it has a pole attached to it over 3 feet long
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>>73306551
So why is Australia a team?
>>
can someone restream this shit so we don't have to deal with the shitty mod. he gets triggered if you say GoT is a bad show
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Is mexico participating in this?
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>>73306473
>>73306384
Why are you so buttmad, comrade? Toлчки is a pretty common phenomenon of post-soviet Russia, it's already has it's own history.
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>>73306384
well yeah, you need packing otherwise you can't get back to wageslaving

I still don't understand you dude, this is just a bit of fun, it's not meant to be taken so seriously yet you are so mad about it

These are people that like armor and medieval fighting

But they also have families and jobs

it's normal to want to enjoy a "sport" and still be able to go to work
>>
>>73306384
Heatstroke was a real problem historically too, there are recorded cases of people dying before reaching the opposing side. Biggest drawback of armor has always been heat.
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>>73306536
I was thinking mace actually but they have those spikes in them too. BUT they are meant for bludgeoning armor and not puncturing it all doe it can happen tbqh family.. The maces
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>>73306691

Because the world needs to be shown what skilled fighting used to be
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faaiight
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>>73306393
Short blade, long handle
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>>73306384
It's supposed to be a tournament, not a battle. Generally you wouldn't have a lot of deaths in a medieval tournament- jousts, for example, were carried out with blunt lances to minimize casualties, and melee events were fought until one combatant yields.

It's sport, not warfare.
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