Battle of the Nations 2016 pt.5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
First for burgers getting BTFO
>>73297650
LET'S GO BURGER BROS
THIRD FOR EUROPEAN DOMINATION
USA should just punch the shit out of them, blades seem worthless as fuck.
It's actualy a drow, holy shit.
A tie?
What the fuck America get your shit together.
Hope that huge motherfucker with peacock feathers in his helmet survives a bit longer during the next round.
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>73297995
draw*
Who /hype/ here?
how heavy is theior armor? or are these guys too weak to fight for over a minute
CZECH REPUBLIC GOGOGOGO
>>73297977
Yes you do
U S A
U S A
U S A
FUCKING USA 4 LIFE! KILL HIM!
HOLY FUCK THE FEATHER DUDE KILLED THAT AMERICAN HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK
>Czech axeman goes to town
burgers btfo
GET REKT
>>73297984
You're not allowed to fight without a weapon.
SHIT CZECH IN KILLING SPREE
The guy with the peacock feathers is a big guy
>>73297983
>EUROPEAN DOMINATION
Since when we have become a europeans?
>>73297650
Based OP. You're doing godwork since this morning
>>73297995
That was very tense
CZECH
CZECH
CZECH
>>73298027
~30 kg.
Kill muslims everyday
>1 BIG GUY CZECH BTFO 2 BURGERS
KEKERINO
>>73297984
i cant imagine these autists have real blades, are they foam or something?
C Z E C H
Z
E
C
H
FUCKING DESTROYED HOLY SHITT
>>73298079
What about caestus/cestus?
This shit is so great. Might go to the 6 hour intro class for german longsword in june. $150 aint too bad.
>Tfw you will never have the russian bear emblazioned on your shield
>tfw a fucking leaf
USA BTFO BY POORFAGS WITH DENTED AND RUSTED EQUIPMENT
A
G
A
I
N
Seriously the US equipment is like immaculate and the Czechs have shitty garage welded shit.
the feather guy would be destroying if he could stop tripping himself
Seems that the peacock is a suicide mode tank.
He goes down with his victims.
>this is what brazil felt like during the world cup
>>73298119
They're just blunt.
USA1 won every round.
USA2 is less impressive.
>>73298119
This isn't boffing, burger. It's blunted steel.
>>73298119
They're dull metal.
>that shield
>tfw they're hugging each other
>>73298129
don't think they count it as a weapon in this comp
>The burger tripping
GO AMERICA
Holy shit how had I never known about this before!
>trips
>still wins
feels good
>USA HERE TO WIN AGAINA
burger wanted his head jesus
>>73298138
Czechs are battle tested
>>73298225
>we will never see ippo style dempsey roll someone
>>73297965
We have Smough? Shit is about to get real.
>American blocks the opponent's visor with hand so he can't see while the other finishes him off
My sides
Peacock faggot needs to calm down, suicides every time.
OH FUCK
THAT DUDE HIT THE GROUND SO HARD HAHAHAH
>The Axemen destroying the American
What's the deal with the peacock guy?
wow we just got facerolled
>Czech axeman hammering those kneecaps
Brutal
Has anybody actually get any serious injury in this games?
DESTROYED
>>73298367
hes a big guy
Their peacock tank is laying down the pain.
America needs some huge mutated burger tank to compete against him.
Slavs 2
Anglos 0
>>73298367
he was MVP easy
CZECH MOUNTAIN FUCKING DELETING BURGERS
DESTROYED!!
>>73298367
That guys yuge
this black axeman....
>>73298394
The fucking Finns crushed an Argies spine so hard he couldn't feel his arms.
BOMB CZECH NOW
>>73298367
Wow I don't know
It looks to me like he actually wished to decorate his armor a bit
>AMERICA LOST
IMPOSSIBLE
REMATCH WHEN
>>73298367
The Czech Mountain
>>73298421
Why are Slavs so good at this? Or am I just biased?
>>73298394
Argie got paralyzed
>>73298394
One Argie is now a cripple. Got his neck axecuted by a Fin.
>>73298405
Why does he wear the feathers?
Female knights fights when?
God dammit, USA2. You were supposed to be like USA1 and win every round.
>>73298394
Finnbro went full mongol and broke a guy's spine with a two handed axe.
>>73298394
just 40 minutes ago.
>>73298394
This guy cant feel his arms
>tfw no jousting
>>73298408
All our big guys are on USA team 1
This is USA team 2
The Danes are beasts
That guy in the middle without knowing what to do
>>73298306
he was holding him down imo
so the other one can fuck him up with blows to the head
>>73298367
mvp definitely
so brutal, burgers deleted
>>73298469
we are protected, you can't find us on the map, you guys would bomb Chechnya by accident
Based slavbros demolishing everything.
lankets BTFO by manlets hahahaha
>>73298599
Well they look like them at least
>Denmark losing
Remember when Denmark ruled all of Scandinavia?
Come on, Denmark, stop sucking
>>73298198
just ask the argie you fucks executed
>>73298518
Holy shit
>>73298495
Bigger pool to choose the fighters from.
>>73298495
They like Medieval Shit, or at least that's the impression i'm getting.
>>73298510
Tomorrow, from 9 to 12:30 CEST.
Danes rekt
waste of fucking size
>>73298687
yeah this is just another typical day over there
We'll always have USA1 this morning ;_;
danskjävlar vad gör ni?!
come on denmark..
>>73298598
I was wondering where the monsters that rushed the Finns were hiding.
You need a teams that are composed 100% of those guys.
>>73298656
lmao
Guess you have more in common with sweden than you want to admit
>>73298760
PREPARE ANUS AUSKEKS
Have any Baltics fought yet
?
MY NAME IS AHFKASJH KACHENKO
>>73298814
yeah latvia and estonia fought like an hour ago
>>73297650
>this exists
>>73298814
Yeah we lost one and won one.
>>73298752
There are many clubs dedicated to this kind of fighting here, not so sure about the West.
anyone else somehow infatuated with the female announcer even though you havent seen what she looks like?
>>73298851
Would do you prefer a bull prepping championship?
Belarus is savage
the big Czech dude had a gopro on his head, wanna see the footage desu
belarus going hard atm
R A P E D
>>73298495
blood of steppe warriors, cossacks, and the kievan rus
>>73298907
She sounds qt
>>73298892
the west is full of fags like
>>73298851
>>73298830
>be american
do i need to continue?
>can I have sex with you?
>yes, but after I will beat more enemies
>>73298495
More participants (they have pre event contests in Russia because they can only send 15 people) and since it's more popular they'll have more experience and funding
>>73298949
>All yanks sound exactly the same when presented with a microphone
Do you get coaching in public speaking in school or something?
SHIT THE PEACOCK
Damn, Belarus can fight better than they play Ice Hockey for sure.
>>73299068
Yes actually
>whole team vs peacock mountain
>>73299068
we're all alpha males
the fucking mountain lost
what the fuck
>>73299101
STAHP FAIT girl best girl.
>australia vs usa
OH FUCK
My body is so fucking ready.
>>73298907
We have seen her though.
>>73298949
She wants the american dick lad
>Italy vs Austria
gib rightful south tyrol clay
>>73299185
may the sickest cunt win
>Shitposters are going to be fighting the Bestposters
>>73299185
I hope they do that autistic dance again
Where is this being held?
we are watching it in here if anyone wants to chat with some pol or /v/ tards
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
>>73299068
The goal of every American is to sound exactly like a macho-male hollywood star
>>73299185
I wanna see some Roo-fu from the Australians
>>73299262
That's new zealand moron
Imagine a African country had to fight with no armour and their cow hide shields with spears haahahahahha
>>73299251
>USA is going to permanently BTFO australian shitposters
>>73299306
Prague.
>>73299306
Prague I think
a le salty
very very a salty
a why so salty
can italy ever win?
and is there a list somewhere of the games left?
>Austria vs Italy
>everyone gets in a big gay ball in the corner
Not surprised.
>>73299324
Imagine a Canadian team had to fight with no armour and their leaf shield haahahahahha
are italians even white
ITALY GET REKT
>pussy with the yellow-flag stick tries to interrupt a fight
>gets an axe to the forehead
I can see it happening.
>>73299403
Depends on the region.
>>73299376
All of the teams who made it to today's list are at minumum very good.
>>73299403
Whiter than you, tyrone.
>>73298495
Because the Slavs still live in the dark ages.
>>73299392
Bud you guys got rekt,
We havent lost
>Austrian with the textbook leg sweep
beautiful
AYY RAGAZZI
>>73299497
you guys were not fighting slavic Gregor Clegane?
>>73299376
Ir kāds info kā latviešiem iet?
>>73299458
wooo
latvia confirmed for at minimum very good
why are those women screeching all the time
that fucking turn of events
nice luck italy
>>73298509
Medival Swag.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crest_%28heraldry%29
>>73299572
>Making excuses
Not surprised jamal
>>73299323
There is literally no difference between New Zealand and Australia
>>73299596
Uzvarējām Moldovu un zaudējām poļiem.
>>73299618
>women
you answered your own question m8
Damn that was beautiful
ITALY ITALY ITALY
>>73299676
That was huge.
The Italians are feisty
>>73299648
DUDE THAT GUY WAS A FUCKING BEAST. CANADA WOULD LOSE TO HIM TOO
Invasion of South Tyrol ended in failure
>>73299729
Yeah he was I'm not going to lie.
>>73299618
Cheering for their boyfriend maybe?
here we go boys; the main match is about to start.
SHITPOSTERS VS SHITPANTS
GO USA
it's over for you cunts
USA USA USA USA
WWI ALL OVER AGAIN
Can we get some hype for Straya vs. Burgers?
GREATEST ALLY GO
WOOOOOOOOO
>>73299848
Is that Bruce Campbell?
>>73298518
Fucking hell. That's some serious shit.
>>73299812
>he doesn't know what having a grill is
Bless that anon.
>USA v Australia
>the only 2 australian supporters are both smashing back the pints
Fuck yeah cunts.
REMEMBER, BURGERS, TO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE SHITPOSTERS. THEY SURVIVED THE EMUS.
lol, straya is just running around all over the place.
You know, these fights probably aren't too far off from the real deal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_of_the_Thirty
They fought for hours and only 6 had died. At the end of all the battle after even more time, half had died.
So combat between armored knights in small honorable engagements could take a long time to have anybody die.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
S H I T P O S T I N G
>be Australian
>retreat
>"australian supporters doing what they do best"
>"enjoying a good beer"
TODAY WE WIN
At least we won against mehico
>>73299985
>these fights probably aren't too far off from the real deal.
Holy burger education.
>>73300033
>Dem digits
God the USA gear is so fucking shiny.
Why can't australians hold onto their weapons?
when Argentina plays, or has already been eliminated?
AUSSIE BTFO
>>73300110
they're still in
CRICKEY ITS ANOTHER EMU WAR
>>73298147
That's because you are disqualified of you fall to the ground. Common tactic.
the cheeky headbutt
>>73300166
Dose cunts are making us look all wobbly bobble mate
>American shield bashing the Aussie in the back of the head and he turns around like "oi cunt"
top kek
>that australian helmet
>>73299572
You both fight in shit tier categories, stop bitching, you'll all get rekt when you'll face Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians and Poles.
AUSSIES GONNA LOSE THE EAGLE WAR, TOO.
Butthurt later
>literally fisting his ass and humping him
AUSTRALIA WHY
>>73300063
>stupid serb completely misses the point
The point is that even with real blades it took hours for anybody to die. I can't imagine the fighting looked much different from wrestling around with daggers poking ribs after hours of that kind of battle.
>>73300249
>the emu's peck
>battle of fence hugging
BAN THE FUCKING FENCE GRABBING
umm Australia.. wtf are you doing?
>>73300324
that's because in the west this is just a hobby. For you guys this is just another day in the life of slavs.
I've never seen anythin lamer than this shit
There needs to be blood and pain for it to be fun. Ffs
When is Spain competing?
GO AUSSIES GO
>>73300360
Real life shitposting.
>>73300360
ahahahhahahahahahha
Aussies are madmen
>>73300364
Medieval fights weren't one on one duels you fucking autist.
C'MON SHITPOSTERS, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF CLAPISTANIS
>Commentator: Some intense fighting here
>Both fighters clutching the FUCKING FENCE and occassionally lightly jabbing each other.
CARDIO motherfuckers, do you have it?!
>>73300408
I'm sure you'd love that Selim
>>73300385
Just like in my sports anime !
>>73300385
It's just like my animus, only more gay.
>>73300408
yeah it needs more racemixing and brown cock
>>73300408
We can get the Finns back in with your Swedish comrades and break some more spines if you'd like.
FUCK AUSSIES REEEEEEEEE
>>73300396
Actually, the captain of the Russian team is the son of a high-ranking government official, and his daddy hired professionals.
that fucking emu rush
barbaric
Fence needs to be replaced with a ditch.
P.S. AMERICANS BTFO
>>73300383
They said the judges would intervene if they were hugging the fence for too long but it doesn't seem to happen.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
FIRST BURGER GOT BTFO HAHAHA
Aussies on a war path
SHIT AUSTRALIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>australians keep weaponposting all over the sand
Aussies could easily won all of it if they send emu in armor
GANG RAPE
EMU'd
AUSSIES
BURGERS BTFO AGAIN
>>73300433
Neither was the linked battle, you stupid fucking idiot. I specifically linked a tournament to the death because it was a tournament.
You probably didn't even read the fucking link, you stupid god damn Serb.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
That aus with a axe
AMERIFATS BTFO REKT HAHAHAHA SO WEAK
>>73300548
>emu mounts
>>73300527
>fisting intensifies
>>73300515
they have to hug the fence for 10 secs and neither of them are moving for the judge to intervene, saw it once
BLAX'D
HAHAHAHA BTFO
Australians have lost their weapons in every single match so far.
I'm almost certain that this is some weird fucked up tactic they're using to confuse their enemies.
>>73300515
No, if they arent moving at all for 10sec, then fight is halted
USA2 is bretty bad compared to USA1.
Australians are good at this holy shit?
>>73300607
just wait for the next round. all the american teams are packing glocks and they're just waiting for the right time to bust it out. you will not win.
>helmet has orthodox cross on it
The fuck?
>>73300637
like throwing banana skin on the ground
AUSSIES ARE FUCKING MAD MEN
>>73300675
HE IS KNOCKED OUT!
>Argentina 1
>Argentina 2
do we even play this?
BURGUERS BEE TEE EFF OWW
>>73300637
Onks Suomi pudonnu pois jo?
>>73300617
>>73300655
Ah, still too much fence hugging though.
GO AUSTRALIA GO
>>73300515
they interrupted in the czech vs US fight, both the fighters hugged for too long, so they tore them apart and restarted the 1v1 skirmish
>>73300408
Don't you have a bull to prep somewhere Sven
AUSSIES!
i love how this thing is so hype even when your nation isn't fighting
KANGAROO'd
Burgers BTFO
>>73300690
Touche
austraila and the u.s. aren't even catholic.
>>73300706
>Serbia in charge of knowing their own cross
Excuse me
Why are battles so bad? are they forced to hit ligthly or we are used to cinema battles?
Do they get super exhausted and cannot even use their weapons?
It's something related to rules rights?
It's Moldova time.
>>73300752
Yeah, fence needs to be replaced with a ditch desu.
>USA B team
who let these JV fucks on the field?
>>73300690
>none slavs
>wining anything
top kek
>>73300799
Thats a good idea
>>73300752
its part of it, a "tactic" its shitty but hey, it works.
EMUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>73300548
>Charges
>Knocks two Americans flying
>Disembowels a third with it's claws
>It is driven into a killing frenzy by the smell of human blood
>Stadium has to be evacuated
>Czech army called in to eliminate the threat
>Emu Wars 2: European Boogaloo
are we already eliminated?
>>73300799
((LIABILITY INSURANCE))
THAT EMU CHARGE
SHIT POST'D
>>73300795
No thrusting and you're only out when you lose your feet, so it leads to fence hugging and wrestling.
If it wasn't for the fence it would be fine, but the fence discourages MAD MAN charges.
>Ukraine
>Moldova
>>73300595
These are nothing like the real stuff, in this they purposfully miss the weakspots in armour and go for parts that cause the less damage to the person. Also you didn't have fat neckbeards participating back then.
>>73300795
You tire out pretty fast.
>>73300795
fight to the death is only legal in taiwan
>>73298495
True masterrace
>>73300793
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Orthodox_cross.svg
>>73300490
>hired professionals
Straight from 14'th century?
>high-ranking government official
If i was a high-ranking government official I wouldn't live in Nishiy Novgorod.
GO MOLDOVAAAAAAAAA
>>73300690
This is why you're fat and weak.
Disgraceful. Australia is one of the better soons it appears. Though he maybe a criminal of a son, he means well and will fuck you up.
>>73300658
USA team 1 is all tanks
>A
>FUCKING
>COW
why is eukrane in this shit they arent even a country lmfao
Ukranians have really good helmets, you can actually see out of them.
>>73300959
>america
>weak
you feeling ok?
Ukrainians have good helmets.
Why do aussies have to be so gay all the time?
Ukraine is fucking dominant
>>73300974
I still can't get over Travoltas look a like
>>73300735
Can't believe your shitposting children are winning this event?!?
>>73300751
No idea.
They didn't seem to know themselves if they were still in after the Eesti match.
>>73300974
wouldn't call those fat cunts at the front tanks, but the rest aren't bad.
>>73300548
>implying that australians can tame a godlike creature like an emu
>>73300861
We lost only 1 match with russians today, the other 2 matches with other teams we won. I don't know exactly how it works.
Ukraine vs Russia better happens
Honestly we should of just got football players to play for the US
>>73301030
ill admit that guy outplayed us hard
>>73298943
>Whatcha thinking about?
>Oh, just chivalrous things, I guess.
>>73301005
>muh guns
>not weak
>>73301071
I knew it was a good idea to kick them out. Some delinquent children need it...
>>73301030
fucking Yanks stood no chance against that ninja emu.
http://botn.info/national-team/en-national-team-of-argentina
>that qt
Where the fuck is ENGLAND??
Belarus will obliterate the burgers
>>73301154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TiyXWWtuWU
Hohols are on fire!
How do we stop'em?
Hungary when?
>>73300861
No, Poland stronk
>>73301203
I meant since they probably would of just shield charged everyone
USA 2 about to get rekt again
>>73301030
emu death charge
>>73301257
ded
>>73301110
Well since it's differents pools ,it must be point based ,and then you have a regular tournament with the teams that scored most
>>73301257
someone please post england footage
>>73301257
not playing yet, so far we've done really well though.
RULE BRITANNIA!
>belarus vs usa 2
that's just cruel
>>73301030
HAHAHAH BTFO AMERIKEKS BTFO
Time to cry freedom
>>73301188
angloed seeds victory!
>that ameriaxe
>that weeb bow when entering the ring
gay
>>73298054
>muslimsworstnightmare.mov
>Dat one weeb American who bowed before entering the lists
TIME TO SEND IN THE CAVALRY
This is going to be painful.
Belarus is a brutal team.
Is there a list of results thus far?
americans are so over the top whit their armour
true slav only has chainmail
Belarus is literally Team Blue from Mount and Blade
will Finns fight anymore today?
Jewsa gon get btfo
>>73298495
We had this sport rolling for 25 years. Around 15 years rules were settled at more or less what are you seeing in this battle. More clubs more fighters more experience. This sport in this particular form spreads in Europe from post-USSR countries.
US has SCA fencing but it less physical more around points so they suffer from transitioning into unfamiliar territory.
Prepare for destruction of Americlap 2.
BURGER BTFO
holy shit what the fuck america
WHITE NIGGER SLAVS ARE 10x STRONGER HOLY SHIT
>burgers getting tossed around like ragdolls
Wew lad
That quick BTFO
S-S-S-S-SADISTIC
>>73297650
AMERICA ASSRAPED BY BELARUSE!!!!
...
fuck
Oh my god the burgers got oblitarated!
burgers are getting eaten
BURGERS ARE YOU LITERALLY EVEN TRYING?
BELARUS JUST REKT BURGERLAND!
WONT LET ME POST ANOTHER THREAD IT KEEPS SAYIN DUPLICATE
FUCKING HELLL
Jesus christ US, should have sent some nig nogs maybe?
If they allowed guns we'd win...
belarushed burgers
>>73301553
Belarussian are fucking brutals
>australians in charge of filling out their info correctly
>name not capitalised
>one person just made a blank entry
>picture sideways
>that smirk in announcer's voice
you can tell she fount americunts pathetic after they lost within first 5 seconds
>>73301354
>shitannia
There is only one Nation on this island for me m80.
WEST MERCIAN MASTER RACE!
BELARUS
BELARUS
BELARUS
Jesus fucking christ
>That burger slam
haha oh shit
QUICK! SEND IN THE AIRDROP!
Make it stop
USA is getting obliterated
JUST
damn, no mercy
>AMERICA IN CHARGE OF BEING KNIGHTS
SAVAGE BELARUS
>>73299630
>No jousting
Why live?
>that jumping kick
Nice
NEW BREAD
>>73301726
>People think Slavs can be beaten
>>73301639
yeah, and they still lose to ukrainians and russians every time
burgers never had a chance
so can someone tell me, are there more than one team per Nation?
Because it's normal for the amerifats to be tired after fighting the emus.
If so how many teams per nation are there?
>>73301724
Didn't you guys lose to Israel? kek
New thread?
Belarus shock troops will be needed in the next crusade
>>73301746
USA 1 were beasts. USA 2 is just sad.
I dont know what you guys are talking about, the US did pretty good, it was actually really close.
Americucks so weak
>>73301806
When Northerners get there shit back together we will dominate once again.
>>73301674
>tfw East Anglian
>Shitty Angles
>First to get conquered by Great Heathen Army
>Get cucked by Danes until rescued by West Saxons
Notice how these good eastern european teams don't bother with grappling.
They just focus on beating the shit out of you so you'll give up.
>>73301870
nah
>>73301928
Yeah, they are more aggressive so they win.
>>73301641
>all fighters
>no mages nor rogues
Not gonna mek it.
Murrica just got bTFO as fuck
>>73301928
yeah that seems to be working, Ukraine is aggresive as fuck and they wreck shit up, also their matches are better
>>73302042
proofs
>>73301971
Shut up you ottoman muslim
HE HAS NO TEETH
oh god that potato dane
>>73302194
nice buttmad
>>73302275
mmfh fffmh
>>73301257
It's prayer time mate, so they are all facing east somewhere.
>denmark employing actual river trolls
>>73302275
HODOR
>>73302275
This is some dark soul shit
>>73302275
IM SIEGWARD OF CATARINA
>>73302275
hmmm?............hmmmm
>>73302333
BY ALLAH'S WILL WE WILL TRIUMPH!
