Battle of the Nations 2016 pt.4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
YES
Now here's the Brit we all know and love
This UK guy is a fucking mountain.
RIP
way to not fuck up the op for once
>>73292819
Beastly Brit
>Bongistani team recruiting giants
I take it there are no weight categories.
Couple of highlights.
Is there jousting or archery? Id love to see a bouncy castle siege
>>73292849
OH SHIT
>>73292874
Dark Souls edition.
>>73292874
>stars and stripes tabard
U S A
fuck. missed canada, how did they do?
>>73292898
>That Russian devastation
One of the best performances yet
>>73292913
Jousting is cuck'd
I am not sure if there is any on BoTN but the official ones are, not sure about archery either, I'll let one of these lads give info
>>73292898
delet this
>>73293091
That was a brutal one for you boys
Fucking fence huggers!
SOMEONE STOP THAT FINNS
MEDIC
F
>>73292874
Is this what knights actually looked like when they fought?
>>73292849
Well fug.
Still it's too bad that the Finnish team got passive after this and lost.
Of course it's understandable that injuring someone can crush your moral, but you should still try your best to ignore this shit and continue with the competition.
After all it's a sport where you beat people up with medieval weapons, of course accidents are going to happen.
>>73293305
no, you autistic leaf cuck
>didn't have a priest on their team.
chat bantz.
>>73293305
No. Not at all. It's entertaining though.
When Europe finally comes together as a whole we definitely need to bring the Colosseum renovated and use it as judgement for criminals
>>73293305
AFAIK yes, it wasn't like star wars it was more like a pub brawl with people trying to stab each other's eyes
>>73293029
this guy went fucking berserk
>>73293483
That guys a beast
>>73293305
Any wrestling would have involved daggers being pulled to stab at armpits, groins, and face plate slits.
>>73293305
It's what they might have looked like in some blunt weapon tournaments.
>>73293420
I wouldn't have thought it was that far off when it comes to guys in full plate.
>>73292849
He can still feel his legs though, right?
>>73293583
25 v 25 looks epic
>>73293460
>it was more like a pub brawl
It really wasn't. That's a Victorian spawned myth, they were professional fighters, they didn't just charge in swinging and hope for the best.
>>73293583
That guy is fucking massive.
>>73293583
Bolan vs who ?
>>73293029
In honor of,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WFl4Mo1yM
>>73293583
Imagine how dispersed they would of been if not for the fence
F
He ded
This is definitely /pol/ the sport
>Nationalistic as fuck
>Brutal competition
100 vs 100 on sports stadium when?
>>73293483
I think it's time for Kalevi to let 'er crip!
>>73293305
Probably, atleast with duels between knights. The knights and nobles were the only ones with nice armor and usually were captured/surrendered in order for ransom. IIRC, most deaths occurred from campaigning /marching/disease and retreats, when survivors were run down.
>Mfw France thinks that it can beat UK
>>73293771
>No diversity
confirmed
He lives
>>73293583
>unhand me peasant
>african team shows up
>wooden sticks with straw armor
>>73293733
Shut your whore mouth
He lives on in our hearts
webm unrelated
>>73293029
what a killer man
>>73293861
>tfw not allowed to bring archers
Broken leg or sprained ankle
>>73293876
That as well,
strictly europeans
>>73293998
>mfw in such a rage you almost off a referee.
>>73293979
Everyone would be dead at the start if UK could bring archers.
>>73293979
why are they wearing baseball uniforms?
>>73294086
okay maybe not stricly but majority
>>73293876
isn't mexico and japan in there tho? I wanna know how their knights look like
What a brutal corner beating.
>>73294212
Baseball was extremely popular during the 14th century.
>>73294212
>american education
>>73294140
The kind of armor used for this tournaments is precisely the one that was invented in the middle of the hundred year war to counter english longbowmen so no. Even in the meme battles of angicourt and poiters the enemy knights were captured alive after surviving the arrow rain and the beatings.
>>73294292
Guy took it like an absolute champ though. He had a good stance so he wasn't going down without both legs being pulled.
>medics twice in one fight
these guys either cant take a hit or dont know when to give up.
>>73294292
he held on for a pretty long time
>>73293952
>they still beat finland
just cripple me up
>>73294417
>that corner brawl
>cant take a hit
wew
>>73293979
This show was great for the more accurate medieval fighting if nothing else.
These paramedics must be like "fuck these people are retarded for doing this".
>>73294422
how the hell can you lose to moldova man?
Thread theme https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE?t=4
How have the Australian teams fared?
>>73294500
Oh, I take that back
can you hit the enemy's balls?
>>73294525
Decent, nothing special.
>>73294500
h-haha
A U S T R A L I A
F U C K
Y E A H
C U N T
>>73294470
Yes. Shame they ruined it by introducing anime girls and magic.
Artist was obviously a westaboo.
I didn't know Moldova was an independent country, tbqhfam
>>73294525
They've done ok so far.
>>73294622
>Austria
>>73294469
comparative to other teams and fighters yeah.
>>73294552
Balls are armoured.
>>73294410
Yeah, the middle and end of the hundred years war basically marks the end of medieval combat as has been romanticized. Knights weren't really useful anymore, even mounted cavalry was waning heavily due to pikemen and archers, and then the introduction of primitive firearms started to morph combat.
>>73294627
It was the magical version of STOP FIGHT
>>73294483
I think they probably enjoy the show and are happy to help the injured.
>5th round
why the fuck did two of our guys get sent away
>>73294784
your people are weak
These guys must be tired as fuck.
It's going to be a fence hugging round.
>>73294784
:^)
>>73294714
>mounted cavalry was waning heavily due to pikemen and archers.
A longer lance is all it takes
>>73294470
Name of Show?
>whole crowd cheering for Latvia
haha
>>73294295
kek'd
>Medics tired of walking back and forth from the medical tent
gg
>>73294905
Why are Europeans chanting "Build the Wall"
L A T V I A
A
T
V
I
A
>hi
>hello
>>73294857
Looks like Junketsu no Maria, The Virgin Witch.
>>73292898
I wouldn't know but from what im getting Russia seems to be taking this sport on a more serious / professional while for everyone else its just a "thing" they're into. Like the black knight on the American team was even kinda playing a character during the interview which is cool and all but i'd doubt i'd a character like that would make it if it was more invested in, meanwhile Russia has competitions just to get elected and its obvious they're way more trained
S T R A Y A
T
R
A
Y
A
nice
Fucking yeah! I screamed with that kick at the end. Well done Latvibros!
>>73295029
L
A
T
V
I
J
A
>I got shot
Look at the dudes walking around in full armour in the background
Goddamn so awesome
>>73295103
OY VEY ITS LIKE ANODAH SHOAH
>>73295179
DEUS VULT
>>73295179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
so, Italy 3 is out of tournement?
there are some prime cuties the the crowd
>>73295179
Lewl. What team is that running away?
how are czechs doing?
>>73295179
>GET OUT OF HERE SARACEN
>>73295279
France, I believe
Eestibros, take out at least one spine.
Make us proud.
EZstonia has it
Estonia up
Somebody post the gif
>don't want to leave stream
>have to take a shit and also make dinner
fug
>>73294714
It actually marks the birth of the knight in shiny armor: pikes, pavise crossbowmen, arquebuses, artillery, heavy infantry and cavalry coexisted for almost 3 centuries, it was a very exciting time.
Consider that the swiss mercenaries retired forever after being wrecked by french gendarmes (full plate for man and horse) in Marignano, Italy and they have been neutral ever since such was the wrecking.
>>73295336
No, it's either a Moldavian or a Serb, France is blue.
That argie with the shield bash to the head. Vicious.
ESTONIA BTFO
>>73295481
It might be Poland as well.
>>73295279
Pretty sure it's Moldova
>>73295512
Yeah that shit would fuck up your neck no problems if your armour wasn't par excellence.
>>73292716
>Israel
WE
>>73295527
what do you mean by that
WTF i hate estonia now....
>>73295368
thou shall shit in bottomcloth
>>73293979
Battle of Agincourt, right?
>mfw we win cause everyone is afraid of paralyzing one of our dudes
>>73295570
WUZ
STAHP FAIT
>>73293305
No.
They're fighting with blunt weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcUzVmjNwM
>>73295444
By heavy i mean plate, crossbowmen and heavy maille arguably coexisted for almost 2 thousand years instead.
>>73295688
HUMANS
where are the germans? i want to support my ahmeds
>>73295655
ANUDA FALKLANDS
American knights, look at the size of these fuckers.
>You came to the wrong neighborhood knave
>>73295747
take your antisemitism elsewhere scum
>>73294282
I hope the japanese have samurais.
Have we seen STAHP FAIT grill? Is she qt?
>>73295803
she sounds like it
>>73295781
kek
>>73295781
no wonder they can't be dropped
>>73295781
first guy love beer
which african countries should we invite next year
they have a lengthy history of negro civilization and some of them are LARPers too apparently
>>73295575
I mean Estonia got raped
I wish they just wore their flags as tabards, it gets confusing as fuck trying to recognise different teams.
>>73295688
KHAZARS N SHIEEET
>>73295907
Sweden is already in so I think the tournament has its diversity quota filled
ukraine literally 10 seconds fight
gg
Fucking Khanate
Ukraine is very high energy
lmao italy a shit
rip in peace
Seems like the Italians were shit at medieval warfare back in its day.
Why are these based Ukrainians here and not fighting in Ukraine? fucking autists.
i'm excited to see how the aussies do
>>73296013
cutie pie
USA SOON
>>73296068
Medieval yes, ancient no.
PREPARE FOR SHITPOSTING IRL
>shitaly
Ukies are as beast as Russians for fucks sake
>>73295803
>Is she qt?
Yes
>>73295939
It only get's confusing when they have similar colours imo.
>>73295977
Sweden is not in, to my disappointment.
>>73296075
lol
>>73295781
No wonder that fin went flying. That guy probably slammed into him full speed.
>>73296075
too much alcohol in army
if only Ukraine could fight like this when Crimea was invaded
>>73296013
c..cute
>>73296096
Get away from her, Jamal! She's Europa woman
>>73296134
Ukraine is literally Russian.
>australia
>knights
What the fuck does the armour and heraldry look like?
>>73296075
Why would any self-respecting Nationalist Ukrainian be fighting for the fag Globalist-Puppet government that seized control of Ukraine?
If any Americans lose tell them they can't come back.
>>73296152
>sweden is not in
what the fuck? but Israel and Australia are?
>Aussies now
>Yanks soon
Get hype
>>73294140
Actually we have a longbow club in almost every town with population over 400k people. I was surprised that traditional archery is less popular in UK, than in Russia.
>italians
>>73296173
>Next fight
>USA lines up behind him and rolls him into the opposing team like a barrel
>>73295087
The russian guy said there is a selection amongst 600 of the best from all over russia to get to fight for their team, and we can safely assume the selections are bare-chest shashka fights.
>>73296195
poland think is their slaves
>>73296254
Wait till Israel vs Germany
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>73296269
We're not trusted with pointy objects over here anymore.
IRL shitposting
>>73296243
Yeah I know mate, Portugal is missing too.. Nation was practically formed based for the purpose of Medieval warfare
>>73296243
Yeah, i thought this kind of thing would be popular in Sweden but i guess not. A real shame.
come on cunts, get it together
>losing to australia
AUSSIES REKT
>that dude getting axed to death
kek
who the fuck called Latvia as Mini Poland in youtube chat?
Australia BTFO
>>73296404
ahahahah that was brutal
>Aussies breaks weapon and runs away
fucking aussies dont disappoint
Fucking snapped the shield strap right off
Then finnish style crippling shot
Holy shit belarus
>>73296243
They couldn't find anyone willing.
Not diverse enough.
Too competitive.
Too violent.
Armor reminds them of the Crusades.
>>73296206
like shit
AAAAAAAAA POTATO IS ALIVE THEY ATTACK PEOPLE
>aussies getting shit on
What a surprise.
>belarus's shit keeps breaking
>aussies drop their shit all over the field
This is exactly how I imagined it.
belarus has no chill
also
>belarus blue
>aussies green
wat
>>73296439
he went to pick up a new one though went back in there to shitpost more
>>73296351
Doesn't England still have a law saying that British men must train with the Longbow two hours every day or something like that?
>>73296206
They're using your football team's colours and the Aus flag on their shields.
Looks shite.
>>73296496
Aussie rugby is green as well isn't it?
>>73296496
Green and gold, cunt.
Damn Australia, you're getting your shit pushed in
Is Australia even trying?
They put more effort into shitting up the board than fighting.
Only two aussies remotely competent enough to stay standing for more than 10 seconds. Fucking hell.
>>73296554
Green and gold is fine, there's too much red and blue and white already.
But fuck those shields look like dogshit.
Oh well.
>>73292968
ncie
>No kangaroos on shields
>Shit green and gold
This is terrible
why would anyone use blades? why not full mace/axe team?
Emu War 2.0
Shitposting cavalry btfo
>>73292515
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
if esports have become popular why has this not? we could get the best team ever with enough funding if we worked together
Is the Netherlands participating?
>>73296656
You guys have been getting ass fucked the whole time bud
Is Mexico or Japan coming on soon? I wanna laugh at the manlets they send to get rekt
>>73296657
less reach, harder to thread inbetween armor, no potential for stabbing.
these dudes need some athleticism
it should be go time throw a bitch through the roof when the round starts not wobble and fall over
tfw no byzantine team
>>73296695
Yes
http://botn.info/en-national-teams
>>73296770
they could learn a thing or two from the USA team
>>73296692
Because this sort of thing is revolved around nationalism.. a rare trait in the world of today
Can't wait for the USA match.
I want to see those burger fueled giants with the bodymass of 300lbs minimum rushing the fuck out of the enemy.
>>73293552
Medieval tournament gear.
>>73296752
What will mexicans fight in?
Will the japanese use japanese or european weapons?
this shit stream lags like a motherfucker
>>73292968
thank you for this, this needs more credit.
>>73296763
Stabbing is against the rules anyway.
>Those Austrian helms
Noice.
Who is the strongest team so far?
Is anyone undefeated?
>>73296894
adjust bitrate, its fine on 1080p
>>73296541
A long time ago, you had to practice once a week, on a Sunday, and all other sports were banned.
We also have a law that makes it legal to kill any Scotsman you see walking around the streets of York though, so they are just laws that never got removed, they are not officially still laws.
Archery, especially traditional archery is sadly not that popular anymore in England. We are very urbanised and it's hard to do field archery without fields.
>>73296894
Works on my machine :~)
>>73296816
but everyone cheers for their own country during the Olympics, same shit
>>73296951
Russia.
>>73292898
is this where finbro's spine got broken in half? that was a hard kick.
>>73296825
> bodymass of 300lbs minimum rushing the fuck out of the enemy.
>missing and crash arena
>>73296862
>Will the japanese use japanese or european weapons?
It's all European weapon and Armor.
OSTERREICH UBER ALLES
>>73296951
USA1 won all their fights.
>>73295781
King Obama loves feasts
>>73296987
No and Finnbro is the one who did the breaking
>>73295907
That's not larping that's state of the art.
This would be so much better without the fucking fence.
Half the fights end up being two cunts leaning against the fence. Removing the fence would add tempo and aggression to it. Just have a ring that you have to stay inside.
those retarded camera shots
whos doing the recording job, cant see shit
Go go Moldova!
>>73296983
Not really. That's populism, and I think this is definitely has a truer feel to it
>>73292716
>usa
WE WUZ KNIGHTS N' SHIET
>>73296862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keQkgmr0PC4
>>73296656
They should have Australia's most fearsome creature on their shields, strike fear into enemy.
>>73295907
>africans are less equipped than 1200 year old european battle armor
kek
>>73296862
katana still cutlass
>>73297197
>japan's national team consist of weeaboos.
>>73296692
Large amounts of people play video games, not that many hack each other with swords and axes
haha moldova angry after losing to us
>>73295781
American team has too many tanks and John Travolta
>>73297087
have they announced how is he? holy shit
>>73297369
>american team is fat as fuck
POTTERY
>japan comes out
>katana, wakazashi, nodachi (folded 1,001 times) wielding samurais cut the competition in half
>>73297369
That front guy with the beard looks like afucking mountain
>>73297424
don't forget they're fucking beasts in the arena
>>73297379
They said he was improving so he was sent to the hospital
want womans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5uZFfhJerE
>>73297424
At least they are muscular fat.
>>73296107
Genoa had the best crossbowmen mercenaries hired by literally everyone else, Milan was the first and greater producer of plate armor and wrecked Barbarossa, Venice a tiny city without land conquered half the mediterranean holding off austria-hungary and the ottomans, and many other city states/duchies/kingdoms were all powerful as fuck and/or provided mercenaries all around.
JEDEM DO PÍČI
CZECH REPUBLIC #1
>>73297369
>that bearded beast in the middle
GOD BLESS
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>73292515
>Hitler was an ebil guy he wanted us to breed strong and healthy males
>beaten by Moldova
Kek.
USA UP NEXT
>>73297024
Need more florins fo dem festivals
>Israel flag
Why
>>73295444
>Consider that the swiss mercenaries retired forever after being wrecked by french gendarmes
you are a fucking idiot and should stop talking
>>73297524
>fatty bounces off three russians and collapses
>>73297524
Top kek
>>73297583
>switzerland thinks it's relevant
C'mon you amerifats! show us how well you would have fought in the medieval time!
USA USA USA USA
U S A U S A U S A U S A
USA
>>73296952
>Archery, especially traditional archery is sadly not that popular anymore in England. We are very urbanised and it's hard to do field archery without fields.
That is sad.
>>73297111
Yeah, it'd make the fights more exciting that way i think.
>>73297580
I have not seen Spain fight once. At least you guys are actually in, though. Portugal has 0 members
>america
>knights
CZECH
>US using fists when opponent is using a weapon
kek
>>73297691
>australia
>knights
>>73297529
This, italy has always been a beast desu, lovely history.
>>73297657
USA USA USA
>>73297321
>asian guy taller than them
no homo bro
>>73292515
A friend of mine fought in this last year on the USA team. He is a cop too.
why is no one dual wielding axes? shit would be so awesome
>>73297111
Yup, bigger arena, no fence, just a ditch around it.
USA USA TAKE HIM, DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is this being hosted at?
I really want to see US vs Australia
battle of the low quality posting titans
>>73297814
>Dual wielding
>ever
Enjoy getting destroyed in the first few seconds
QUICK! SEND HIM SOME BURGERS! HE'S OUT OF ENERGY!
>>73297831
Czechoslovakia
>burger humping the czechbro against the fence
Fuck's sake control yourself, faggot.
NEW BREAD
>>73297650
>>73297682
Wtf, even Mexico has a team
lel, that big flamboyant knigga tripped early on. Shame
>>73297634
we could kick out all serbs and your gdp would drop by 75%
>>73297921
do we ???????
>>73297824
Ditch is a good idea actually. Great idea.
>>73297977
Yup.
>>73297087
so fingols are still fine?
purest white genes in europe were too much for them
It was that godamn chat laggin the stream. Man youtube streaming sucks dick
>>73297583
He's right tho Justino
Oh shit, Burgers on suicide watch
>that giant Czech
fuck
what is the weight of a complete armor?
who's that chap with no colors?
>>73297369
Lolz the guy in the back doing the metal horns is a friend of mine.
1:1, here's hoping czechs win
Also I can't wait for the next time Moldovans play. They have the best CoA.
>the american put his hand in front of the Czech's viser, blinding him
>>73298271
>muslim star
trash
>>73295255
>>73295322
>byzantine armour
>lel deus vult mang
USA CONQUERED BY CZECH REPUBLIC
>>73297524
>obese saracen with comicaly tiny buckler
>guy with shark shield
is this the special tournament?
>>73298134
he's a big guy
AMERICANS BTFO!!
>>73298331
>Implying the star has anything to do with islam
Italian education, ladies and gentlemen.
DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK
>>73298402
Burgers getting a taste of the homeland...
>>73298522
slavs gonna win, obv
Bohemian green mile giant fucking rekt some burgers.
Seriously though, this is the first time I started thinking that a bunch of larpers can be intimidating as fuck
>>73298627
Barh. Shameful.
>>73298743
im not a dane, so its ok
>>73297583
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Marignano
Swiss were wrecked by french knight charge and haven't fought in the offensive ever since.
>>73298522
This is why you need more refugees, maybe they could win.
>>73298785
What are you?
>>73298801
>implying niggers are as strong as Europeans
Holy shit that takedown
>>73298810
russian, exploring cuck parts of europe
>>73297814
>latvia in charge of combat
>>73298898
Lend a hand if you can.
Denmark is the Father of England...
Czech's probably too tired after taking down the Mericans.
This is brilliant
>belarus hitting combatants already on the ground
fucking slavshits
iS fINLAND OUT OR WILL THEY GET TO FIGHT AGAIN?
>>73298971
Give back navy!
get fackin ready cunts
Knights who say ree
