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TRUMP GENERAL - PRETTY EDITION


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https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz

GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/

TED CRUZ ABSOLUTELY MELTS DOWN
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html

INDIANA POLLS CLOSE TODAY AT 6:00 PM EDT

>DELEGATES The Winner 1002 / The Defiler: 570 / The Devourer: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule

LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

RALLIES
>South Bend, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
>Fort Wayne, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTc1j3Mipc
>Terre Haute, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWTifoFLmE
>Trump at CAGOP 4/29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2SeiwllHBc

INTERVIEWS
Trump on Fox & Friends 5/3/16
https://youtu.be/wEbWlVCCDNo
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtZGl-guPU
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0r6IL4ICs
>Trump on CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ruJIfhIHYA

ENTERTAINMENT
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMOK-iCrWg
>Anaheim City Council BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxGYWVArs3A
>Trump Supporter Walks through Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Trump Eludes SanFran Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6etpHp_26s
>Niskey Rants about the Anti-Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRSyBZGbOk

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28
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Hey son, are ya winning?
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Are there any early exit polls yet?
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>>72834823
FUCK OFF YOU AUTISITIC AWOOPOSTERS AND YOUR BOTS
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>mfw the priesthood isn't rising
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AWOO DID THIS
-BECK'S LAST WORDS
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>>72834891
Lol, they just have missed the due this one
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how many bongs until exit polls and results?
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>>72834883
Thank you! I miss my father.
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MAGA

MAGA

Come on it's so fun to dance along when watching The Apprentice.
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P-priesthood?
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>>72834887
I voted Trump, so of my sample size of 1 he is currently at 100%.

MAGA
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BECK SUICIDE IMMINENT
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>>72834883
Has there ever been a time where Trump wasn't winning or exceeding expectations?
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>>72834823

>yes my dad killed JFK

holy shit he has absolutely lost it
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>Filename
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http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/

GLENN BECK ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH
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Why did Beck roll his face in Cheetos, exactly?
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TRUMP BTFO
HONEST TED ROASTED HIM ON CNN HARD!!! TRUMP IS FUCKING FINISHED
CRUZ IS CRUZIN TO VICTORY IN THE HOOSIER STATE!
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>>72834823

Rato sure could use some time to shake it off
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>>72834974
5 bongs 27 bings
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>>72835018

Before he was born.
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>>72834974
about 5.5 bongs until last polls close
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What an amazing day...
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I'm the only one with a proven conservative record
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>>72834891

Just get 4chanx and filter the '"mage MD 5"

They will never own up to their cancer and literally have never contributed anything interesting or relevant to any of these threads. You won't be missing anything.
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He can also quote The Princess Bride by heart!
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>>72834945
GET YOUR APE PAWS OFF QUEEN TAYTAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72834974

About six burgers.

I really don't think Wolf will be calling it immediately like last week. If he does it's going to get really loud.
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>>72834960
Fucking lol
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>>72835062
He basically tried to mock donald for being tanned
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FINISH HIM DON, KILL THE PROPHET

FINISH

THE

FIGHT
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>>72835018
He's been in debt.
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So are any of you actually going to refute or discuss what Cruz said, or are you just going to continue on being deliberately ignorant and following the Cult of Personality that is Trump?
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need a mortal kombat "finish him" edit
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>>72834945
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Ted Cruz Campaign theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iozIZBFH45Y
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>I'm going to be losing two, three, four, FIVE states!
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>>72834945
Delete this
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So apparently there is a new character featured in this picture (the one in a cape next to Trump) and I have absolutely no idea who he is. Anybody got a clue to this?
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If only they knew.
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>>72834883
This gives me feels. I was in the TrumpGen the night one anon shooped a MAGA hat on Trump Sr. and Tweeted it to The Donald. He retweeted it within an hour and said, "Thank you. I miss my father."

This is now a feels thread.
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Is this the best day of the election so far?
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SERIAL PHILANDERER
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>WE HAVE GOD ON OUR SIDE

>YOU ARE EITHER WITH GOD(CRUZ) OR YOU ARE WITH SATAN(TRUMP)

>GOD BLESS THE HOOSIERS

>AMEN
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Indiana is just bullying Ted now. He has been completely humiliated
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>>72835166
Well, I for one take the second choice pal.

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!
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TRIPS = TED WILL BE DED IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS
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>>72835226
isn't that krispy kreme? the double chin says yes
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>>72835211
Is there a JUST version of this?
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>>72834945
I am now a #CoalBerner, and you should too!
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Big day today fellow goyim.
Kinda nervous and have finals.
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>>72835101
So there is a specific filter for them, thanks anon.
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>>72835266
The day Hillary literally dies on stage debating Trump will be the best day of the election.
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>rato's defense against trump calling him a liar is 'no u'
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>>72835244
Not again
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>>72835265
link to the tweet pls
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>>72835245
Trump is right. They see those amazing pillars and turn to their wives and say we finally made it.

They are a group of star struck bought faggots.
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>>72835344
El Rato called Trump a serial philanderer. This is true, of course, but so is Rato himself. Fucking kek.
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>>72835366
Please kill yourself, thanks.
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>>72835266
I'm laughing like some madman while reading the news; my neighbours probably think I'm on drugs or something.

>>72835226
Isn't that Bush?
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>>72835226
who's the guy driving the tank?
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>>72835355
This is truely Ted Cruz's last stand.

He is pulling out all the stops.
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>>72835148
>KILL THE PROPHET
Perfect
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>>72834883
I'm winning so much I'm afraid my subjects will start getting tired of winning.
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>>72835366
I think I'm actually gonna miss you. It's funny watching the reactions when the first minion picture is posted.
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>>72835415
>>72835397
REPORTED
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>>72835282

He should have fucked off after the 26th.
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What do yall think the spread of tonight will be
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>>72835302
>>72835322
>>72835366
>>72835397
>>72835415
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>>72835245

Awww look at poor randlet in that picture
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ALICE IS BEST TRUMPFU!
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>>72835397
MOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS
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>>72834823
>mfw someone wants to MAGA
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>>72835421
Milo Yiannapoulos
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>>72835244
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>>72835322
>>72835366
>>72835397
>>72835415
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>>72835486


Looks like the butt-mad Brit minion poster had evaded yesterday's ban, and is spamming the thread yet again.
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HE ISN'T EVEN PRESIDENT YET HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>72835366
At least now you can stop lying about the reason you spam these threads. It was never because of anime images. The reason is that You're just pathetic.
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>>72835486
gtfo britcuck
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I just watched the Cruz meltdown. I could barely process bantz of this level.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to withstand Trump vs. Clinton. My sides simple don't have it in them.

PLEASE MR. TRUMP STOP BANTERING. I CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE BANTZ.
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>>72835497
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>>72835040
When Donald Gets Mad, He Curses
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>>72834883
I didn't come here to feel feelings
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>>72835314
Krispy kreme is besides Jeff Sessions
>>72835226
I think he's Bobby Knight
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>>72835464

Wow,
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>>72835464
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>>72835456
the autistic anime faggots reached tremendous levels of asspain.
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At what time will we know the results?
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>>72835540
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>>72835486
MODS
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>Describes his battles with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam

Lyin' Ted is insane
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>>72835518
He did it a couple of hours ago
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>>72835505
Pretty damn good impression desu. Had we just let Hitler do his thing for a few more years, we wouldn't have these problems.
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>>72835366
>>72835397
>>72835415
>>72835486
>>72835522

THERE HE IS

THERE HE GOES AGAIN
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>>72835525

Won't matter. The Don will make Shillary a laughing stock and make the dems side with him or just stay home.
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>>72835575
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>>72835538
The mind games Donald is going to pull on Hilldog are going to be next level.
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>>72835245
>Carson shilling his book
>Kasich asking if Jeb wants to join him for dinner.
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>>72835336

>Kasich walks onto the stage in a janitor's uniform to drag the body away

"Oh man this is just nuts huh"
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TRUMP'S GONNA LOSE.

ALL HAIL THE TRUE NOMINEE: JOHN KASICH
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good time of the day, trump general
is me, artyom
i bring more leddit screencaps
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>>72835505
This election is fantastic.

No one gets a pass,, if you attack Trump he goes after you
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>>72835494
>have to filter every new IP
Mods just need to stop being faggots and range ban.
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>>72835615
Is this a new spammer?
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>>72835615
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https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz

RATO BTFO
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>>72835226
Don jr
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THERE HE GOES AGAIN
TED GETTING DESPERATE
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>>72835525
amazing
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>>72835273
(You)
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>>72835464
wow,
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hi i just migrated
are we having the minion guy again? meh
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>>72835620
Right? He's already in her head. He's going to fuck with her mind from now until November. She's going to win the election for Donald and not even realize it.
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
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I can't help but feel insignificant in these threads, they are too quick for me...
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>>72835640

The JUST factor.
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>>72835525
Its about time they do their fucking duty.

Becoming a citizen out of spite is not cool though
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>>72835640
Oh fuck, my sides.
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>>72835665
That's such a badass press release. Perfectly worded.

CRUZ UTTERLY AND FOREVER BTFO
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This Cruz madness has been going on for so long that I forgot that today also marks a Bernout.
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>Morning Joe devotes an entire hour to shitting on Cruz
>Ted Cruz starts having an absolute meltdown
>Donald Trump responds and BTFO's him to a different dimension
>It's not even 2PM yet

This is the greatest election I have witnessed.
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Straight up, is Cruz insane? At first it made sense at least in theory, but at this point he's literally shooting the party in the foot and trying to hand the presidency to Clinton. Is he really that mad? Is the RNC really that mad?
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>>72835640
Hahaha nice
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>>72835646
theres a 30 minute wait limit on his 4chan pass once he gets banned, so twice an hour is not that bad
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Your face when not even God or the so called "priesthood" can stump the TRUMP?
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>>72835701

migrated where?
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>>72835551

>There is one new historical figure (fairy, rather) displayed rather prominently. The hint I’m gonna give you is the cape. It’s a well-known nickname of a rather interesting individual, and I’m going to leave it there.

Sounds like it but not entirely sure... anybody else got any ideas?
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The beautiful thing about Cruz's rant is that he's 100% correct and NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

MAGA
BUILD WALL
BAN MUSLIMS
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Well Barron, this sure is exciting, isn't it? If we win Indiana tonight we'll have-

BARRON?

BARRON IS THAT GOVERNOR ON TV AGAIN?

BARRON LOOK AT ME

I SAID LOOK AT ME BARRON

LITTLE BITES BARRON LITTLE BITES

BARRON NOOOO
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>>72835727
have a (you)
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>>72835738
lad wtf are you doing?
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>>72835727
Have a (you). They're pretty fast on election day and during Trump rallies.
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>>72835713
I thought you was pro trump? And that Minion posting has always been apart of Trump-gen?


Keep to your own narrative Muhammer
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>>72835727
It's the nature of the primary day. High energy threads.
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>>72835727
I noticed you, kouhai.
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>>72835753
>>Morning Joe devotes an entire hour to shitting on Cruz

Morning Joe has been god-tier the last couple days. Tomorrow morning is going to be... I don't even know if I can handle it, senpai.
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>>72835640
Thanks based Artyom
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>>72835314
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>>72835551
Come on. You know he just wanted to start another round of names for

Paul "Are you ready to do your Don the service" Manafort.
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>>72835769
from the other thread we had a splitting accident and this one was first
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>>72835582
>>Describes his battles with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam

When did he mention VDs?
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>>72835682
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>>72835806

rekt
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>>72835062
Mental health issues, best left between him and his doctor.
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>>72835777
You are so brainwashed. Most of you here are. Just stop, process, and consider what Cruz has said.
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>>72834891
Every Primary day without fail you come
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LEEDLE TINEE BITEZ
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>>72835665
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz

GOOOD BYEEEEE RATO. WE HATE TO SEE YOU GO
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>>72835846

Oh I thought you crossed the border.

As long as you entered this thread LEGALLY. It's okay.
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>>72834891
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>>72835822
When they showed the bits between Ted and the Trump supporter and it ended, Mika was mad at some guy named "Andrew" saying that she wanted more of it, but the guy who made that video probably only showed the good parts and Mika wanted more of Ted rebutting.
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>>72835854
Thanks, f@m
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>>72835858
You're giving up already?
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>>72834945
DELETE THIS
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Hey you who voted for Trump. How does it feel to vote for him?
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>>72835559
>>72835700
a
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>>72835898
>>72835778
BARRON DON'T LOOK
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>>72835854
his obsession with minions is likely due to his insufficient sized manhood
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>>72835858
And today /pol/ has ruined another man.
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>>72834823
>GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH

Why is it so very satisfying to read this?

WHY DO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH? WHY IS THIS DESPAIR SO DELICIOUS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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The British spammer might even kill himself tonight before Beck does.
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Has anyone heard from Kasitch lately?
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>Minionposter and his boss
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What is Rato going to do when he loses today? He's had way too much of a breakdown these last couple days, it feels a lot like rubio's final hours except with less dignity
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>>72835957
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER
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>>72835265
>>72835385
;_;7
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>>72835979
It is satisfying to see your enemies defeated and forlorn.
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>Trump coyly links Cruz's dad to JFK assassination
>Cruz get's rightfully mad
>Trump btfo of him like a smug cunt
>Cruz comes off like a loser baby

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>72835791
>>72835804
>>72835810
>>72835820


thanks brahs

When will the threads get slower? Tomorrow? By the end of the week?

I'm okay with them being high energy and all, but I'm overwhelmed by all the posts and their speed...
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>>72835957
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER
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>>72835854
I just did.

But still, the idea of having minion posters permabanned is sweet.
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>>72835988
>The British spammer might even kill himself tonight before Beck does.

KEK WILLS IT
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>>72835777
this.
Also that hypocrisy that someone who was groomed and prepared from an early age for some high office, like Ted, is also NOT utterly self-interested
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According to /pol/'s theory re: turning a couple million dollars into a few billion dollars makes someone a worthy candidate.

Trump was able to flip those millions by 900% I have flipped a couple hundred 500%

I once made 1000% gains on a stock. Did I know what I was doing? lol not at all. Complete luck.
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>>72835854
does this carry over to the next thread or do i have to change the id again?
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>>72836017
Fuck that's heavy
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>>72835839
Wow, that one is Paul "If you suffer Cruz Fever, you'll end up on a river" Manafort? Fucking nice
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>>72836011
So this is the last day of this?
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>>72835997
that's what i've been wondering lmao he's not even considered a candidate for anything anymore at this point so they ignore his ass
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Performed my civic duty.
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>>72835724

Jesus Christ this fucking primary season
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>>72836041
by Wednesday unless shit goes down
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>>72835385
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/698740358688194560
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>>72836052
This. Minions are cancer.
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>>72836041
just let it take you m8
give in
It's only gonna get faster and faster
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>>72835547
When Ted gets mad, he hits and rapes his daughter.
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>>72836017
Listening to Trump's dad speak, pretty inspirational desu. Should listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWPTdme2_U
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>the most racist state in the Midwest holds the Republican nomination in its hands.
I fucking love this country.
Any bible-thumping chuckle fucks in here want to tell us the forecast over there?
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>>72835265
Anyone have that cut of Hillary I think talking about her hardships and pictures of Trump at his father's funeral? I should have saved it.
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>>72836041
>When will the threads get slower?

November
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>>72836017
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>>72835997
Yeah, I have, all I hear is

mohnon nomom mohnom
All he does is eat
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>>72835265
I was in that thread too

When Donald saw that picture his feels were felt across the internet
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>>72836014
I'm expecting him to go full Revelations doom preacher
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>>72835997

Probably eating in some obscure diner in Oregon or Washington somewhere.
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>>72835640

Artyom? from metro game? I've warned you of the reddit abyss, be careful saltminer
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>>72836084

Portugal?
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>>72836041
Probably tomorrow afternoon. No rallies and stuff. About this time is fast, but way less than now.
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>>72834883
tfw your father will never see you as the next president of the USA ;_;
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>>72836074
You'll have to add whatever ID he gets in the next thread.
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>>72836131
Trump is gonna crush Rato, I can forecast you that
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>>72836014
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>>72836014

This was the best. The reactions say it all. Even Mark was laughing.
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>>72836072
ok? nice blog faggot
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>>72836190
WALL
BUILD
IT
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>>72836131
>Any bible-thumping chuckle fucks in here want to tell us the forecast over there?

We are going to Make America Great Again.

That is the forecast.
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>>72836130
>He never got to see whether or not Trump became president
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>>72835852
Ted Cruz does not have the Temperament to be President.


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Slow n Steady!

Get ready.
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Is today the day the rat dies? Is he finally done for?
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>>72836017
I'm feeling feels
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>>72836084
VAI TOMAR NO CU, GAJO DE MERDA.
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How does this fag have so many minion pictures? He must use Kikebook

>inb4 filter him
I just did
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>>72836223
kek
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>>72836017

thank you.... copped a feel off this
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>>72836037
YOU MISS THE BEST PART, TRUMP MAKES HIM TELL THE TRUTH

THIS IS THE POWER OF MEME MAGIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfiCm36zWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfiCm36zWs
>>
THESE THREADS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>72835505
Trump's an equal opportunity offender though. Why's the cripple so special? People don't think a successful journalist can handle mockery because he has a limp wrist?
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I'm sorry is the election over?? A large group of great Americans and true Conservatives and I just voted for Ted in Indy. Don't believe the polls, it will be like deja vu from Iowa tonight.
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>>72835957
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER
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>>72835505
Holy fuck, the balls on the guy, though not much in the brains department, he's a lietral spastic and goes after the Holy God Emperor!
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>>72836255

Holy crap. We actually made it to the final boss.
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>>72836119
Not anymore
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>>72836251
Forgot to quote
>>72836084

Feel just like Jeb.
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>>72836017
F
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>>72836315
Fuck off britcuck
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>>72836131
You would be racist too if you ever drove through Gary.
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>>72835047
>Sweden
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>>72836156
>Cruz comes out in a black robe
>With him, Heidi also in black robe and their daughters in white plain tunics
>Reads Revelations
>Takes a sacrificial dagger out of his sleeve, Heidi does the same
>They slice their daughter's throats on live television, spraying horrified people in the room with blood
>Blood sprays all the way to MSM cameras
>Cruz and Heidi hold hands and drive the daggers through each other's heart
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>>72836130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWPTdme2_U

Why haven't I seen this before

Is there any other footage of Fred Trump out there?

What about John Trump, the physicist?
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>>72836360
hey minionposter, do you have the one with a maga hat poorly shopped onto a minon?
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>>72835888
Am I the only one targeting awooposters like this in all caps trying to beat them to first post?
Wew didn't think anyone would pick up on the pattern, and yeah, I appear more often on primary days.
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>>72836072
Trump didn't gamble he built skyscrapers
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>>72836328
I hope whoever made that gif updates it. I fucking love that gif
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>>72835846
>Donald will get murdered
>Barron will become Emperor
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MIGRATE TO EXISTING THREAD

>>72834985

NEW BREAD

>>72834985

NEW BREAD

>>72834985

NEW BREAD

>>72834985
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>>72836328
This will need to get updated! After today, the Emperor will be at the final boss.
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>>72836432
> Posting minion memes
> friends
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>>72836313
>tfw Cruz and his supporters are Jeb! 2: Denial Edition
Kek
>>
OP OP OP

Recycle this split thread:

>>72834985
>>72834985>>72834985>>72834985
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>>72836454

i hope you die senpai
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>>72836328
That is a kickass senpai.
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>>72834985
>>72834985
>>72834985
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE
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Hillary is going to employ Bill in the white house if she wins
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>>72834823
OP OP

Recycle the split thread!

>>72834985
>>72834985>>72834985
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>>72835752
who is this goddess?
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>>72835226
I have no idea who the "cape guy" is. I'm glad others are confused as fuck though too.
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>>72836313
>can't even use the full pasta
Look at these low-energy shitposters from the Cruz camp, folks. They're only doing memes because we started them! I hate to tell ya, but- actually, I don't hate to tell ya, I love it. We have THE BEST memes of anyone in the business. Our memes are always here ahead of schedule, under budget, and danker than anyone else's!
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>>72836084
JEB HEADS UNITE
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>>72836156
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING. BEHEAD THOSE WHO OPPOSE THE PHARISEES. ROME WILL DIE ANY SECOND NOW AND WE WILL RISE UP AND REPLACE IT. THOSE LOONEY FOLLOWERS OF YESHUA WILL BE SILENCED ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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>>72835101
>imblying anymay posters don't make most of the OC posted here

:^)

Most of you fags are too lazy to even make a thread
>>
is actually less fun now
everyone's either aboard on the trump train, or accepted the gommie's defeat, or just eat popcorn looking at the rat jumping into a field of mouse traps headfirst.
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>>72836591
Emily Rudd.
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>>72836017

Thank you! I miss my Eustace..
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>>72836717
why doesnt he wear his hair like this? looks so much better
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>>72835296
Reroll
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>>72836791
I disagree.
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>>72836679
So the disillusioned Bernouts are turning on the ones still riding on with the delusions. Pure comedy m8, other than looking forward to Ted Cruz getting annihilated in Indiana, I also yearn for the weekly Bernout tears.
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So is ratto getting btfo?
If you faggots don't elect a good president the world is fucked and that includes me.

I saw my first sjw 3 days ago. Little underage dyke shit.
Please do something.
>>
>>72836679
Seems like nu-males are very low energy. At least the cruzzmissles are delusional and hyped as fuck
>>
What's the point of primaries like South Dakotas?

A clear winner would've been announced by that time - do they do anything?
>>
>>72836479
Mate, you're an actual cuck. Even your "internet friends" you tell mummy you're talking to hate you
>>
>>72837020
This was to that spammy minion brit
>>
Lads, I just noticed all the minion posts were deleted (I had them hidden so I didn't pick up on this as easily). Anyways we're back down to 273 posts instead of being over 300.
>>
>>72835727
dark/tanned animu girls is my fetish
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>>72836679
>glad to know my mental disorder is an excuse

Faggots STILL find a way to make it about their special snowflake problems.
>>
>>72836943
what a colorful flag
>>
So why did he say his dad killed JFK?
>>
>>72836975
Not really, but there's a tiny chance the state could be important if a candidate was =<29 delegates from the nomination.
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>>72837196
He didn't, he just brought up that Cruz' dad was acquainted with Lee Harvey Oswald and pointed out that nobody ever brings it up.
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>>72836943
I feel ya brah..

SJWs are becoming real in our tiny little country...
>>
>>72836975

Even though the system is rigged, it would be too much of an outcry if we just excluded entire states from voting.

CA is going to be relevant in the primaries, but that's certainly not always the case. Most of the time it's locked by then.

Also taxation without representation. Ask DC about that.
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Anon will make another one, no need to migrate here for a few posts.
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Will Cruz give up if he loses Indiana in a landslide? He's been telling everyone this is the last stand.
>>
>>72837340
He's moved the goalpost further to the West. California to be exact.
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>>72836017
g-guys /trumpgen/ is supposed to be comfy
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>>72837125
Yoruichi is best girl of Bleach
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>>72837418
What the fuck, does he actually think he has a chance in California?

Is this just his religious delusions?
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>>72835988
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How is Cruz going to commit suicide to end his shattered existance?
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>>72834823
Is tomorrow the day of the Indiana voting?
Any other states that'll go simoultaniously?
>>
>>72836213
>that sudden trump spike at the end
What happened?
>>
>>72837579
Today, polls close in 4 hours.
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>>72836679
The best was the Super Tuesday where they lost every state on the map

I wish I could find the screencap, but it was something like

>EVERY FUCKING STATE AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>I can't believe it... we lost every fucking state.
>>
>>72834990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xit2TDm3GcI
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>>72837579
Indiana's the only one today, polls close in 5 hours
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>>72837635
Cruz pulled his colorado no-vote bullshit, then gloated about winning without a popular vote.
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>>72835505
If anything it shows just how fair he is.

Treating everyone as equals when confronting them.

That's exactly what the feminists have called for, no?

TRUMP COME ANNEX THE WESTERN CAPE.

>TRUMP 2016
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>>72837267
No, why did Cruz say it?
https://vid.me/Uk5B
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>>72837662
>can't stand pepe's smug ass face
>they associate it with Trump now
topkek
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>>72836679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AVk35vS4pU
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>>72837838
>Trump killed a traitorous nationwide department store chain with a single tweet

wew
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>>72835065
Your ID says it all.
>>
>>72837734

shoutout my boy johannesburg
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>>72837838
We're taking back our memes.
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>>72837693
>>72837655
thanks m80s
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>>72838104
Come to the Western Cape.
When EFF get elected will band together and gain our independence.
We've got the Boere and other militia waiting.

Trump, we need reinforcements.
>>
>>72837838
>Watchlist

Macy's confirmed for suicide watch
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>>72837579
> Hungary
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>>72834823
>http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html

christ - even Cruz's meltdowns sound rehearsed with his faux sincerity voice
>>
>>72835957
Go away evil dogger
>>
>>72835957
Tough luck evil dogger, your curses don't work on canadians.
>>
>>72835957
Go away evil dogger
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