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TRUMP GENERAL - MEME MAGIC IS REAL EDITION
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>DON DESTROYS TED
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz

>LYIN TED MELTS DOWN
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html

>GLENN BECK ONSUICIDE WATCH
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/

INDIANA POLLS CLOSE TODAY AT 6:00 PM EDT

>DELEGATES The Winner 1002 / The Defiler: 570 / The Devourer: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule

LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

RALLIES
>South Bend, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
>Fort Wayne, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTc1j3Mipc
>Terre Haute, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWTifoFLmE
>Trump at CAGOP 4/29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2SeiwllHBc

INTERVIEWS
Trump on Fox & Friends 5/3/16
https://youtu.be/wEbWlVCCDNo
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtZGl-guPU
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0r6IL4ICs
>Trump on CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ruJIfhIHYA

ENTERTAINMENT
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMOK-iCrWg
>Anaheim City Council BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxGYWVArs3A
>Trump Supporter Walks through Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Trump Eludes SanFran Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6etpHp_26s
>Niskey Rants about the Anti-Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRSyBZGbOk
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BURN IN HELL YOU DEGENERATE FURRY AWOOPOSTERS

AWOO IS FURRY YOU FAGGOTS
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Don't worry chum I never miss it.
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MAGA
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first for Glenn "Dont Come Around Here No More" Beck
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ALICE IS BEST TRUMPFU
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>Morning Joe devotes an entire hour to shitting on Cruz
>Ted Cruz starts having an absolute meltdown
>Donald Trump responds and BTFO's him to a different dimension
>It's not even 2PM yet

This is hands down the greatest day of the year so far
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>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
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>>72835345
Will Hernie lose again tonight?
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>It's not even 2PM yet
oh boy oh man
I'm staying up late tonight
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We have split threads, men. This one came up second. The first one is:

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>>72834823

Migrate and recycle
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>>72835484
More than likely yeah, its hard to tell though. His voters are all college liberals SJW's but I don't think that would be a big enough block in Indiana. He'll probably lose but not in the double digits like the polling says. Hell even TYT is starting to give up on Bernie's hopes for winning so he'll definitely be fighting against Clinton's momentum.
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>Indiana has electronic voting
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>>72835536


how much does the Trump campaign pay you to flood /pol/?
serious question, just curious
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>>72835536
Moving too fast with shitposters anyhoo
I'll stay here.
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>>72835345
I don't know man, I don't think it's very high energy to make fun of a baby dying of SIDS. It's not his fault his dumb mother dressed him like that.
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>>72835774

>is it microsoft again?
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RIP Lyin' Ted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
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someone tell me where to buy this thing before I get all sandy hook in this bitch.
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>>72835081
>I'm a newfag

Awoo~
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WILL TED DROP OUT TONIGHT
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https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800

for those who missed morning joe
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>>72835360
anybody have a link for morning joe this morning?
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can I ride the Trump Train yet guys
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>>72836497
THE RAT DROWNS TONIGHT
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>>72836352
Ooo I am also interested.
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Can someone MAGA this up?
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>>72834985

HELLO.

IS IT TRUMP O'CLOCK YET?
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From the ABC TV affiliate in Indianapolis:

>Aides to Ted Cruz preparing for "a very somber" address in Indianapolis tonight

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/aides-to-ted-cruz-preparing-for-a-very-somber-address-in-indianapolis-tonight
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AWd3tCA1
AWd3tCA1


>This filters the mincuck
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whoever posted the Penthouse Apartment - Trump vaporwave album in the previous thread, thanks, I'm loving it.
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>>72836630
FUCKING HAPPENING
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uh oh this calling Cruz's father being an associate with the murder of JFK just might mean the end of Trump's campaign
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5/3/2012 RealClearPolitics average Obama 47.5 Romney 44.1

5/3/2016 RealClearPolitics average Clinton 46.7 Trump 40.2
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>>72834985
why is ted cruz so funny? This must be the best elections ever, him lashing out against the god emperor and accusing him of all the things the actually does himself was the best thing I've seen until now.

Can't wait until he baits crooked clinton (assuming she will get the nomination)
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again upload your little minion picture and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” minion guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about not liking anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic anti-anime NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THESE MINION MEMES.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FiqP0b77phs
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>>72836334
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>>72836573
I don't need to see it to know there's a penis on that thing
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thank god the mods finally arrived
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>>72836667
your going to get banned at this rate
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>>72836695

EXIT POLLS?
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does the minion poster not know how easy it is to filter on 4chanx? I've been updating this pic everytime and I love it
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This is pure comedy gold
>Morning Joe discussing Lyin Ted 05/03/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMnutUDwP4
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>>72836641

Send the link senpai
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>>72836734
He ban evades
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Rush Limbaugh does realize mentioning zodiac killer and TED Cruz plants seeds in listeners minds.

What a moron
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>POST YFW HE DROPS OUT
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>>72836684
And? Romney is a fucking hack. He rightfully lost. Clinton doesn't stand a chance
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfTgSBfEIg
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has Trump won yet?
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>>72836352
manhunt.net

they usually do cool collectibles for men.
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>>72835476
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html
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>beck on suicide watch
>literally

trumpgen produces only the finest meme magic
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Look at these low-energy shitposters from the Cruz camp, folks. They're only doing memes because we are! Here's the thing, if I hadn't brought all these memes on board, nobody would be talking about them. I hate to tell ya, but- actually, I don't hate to tell ya, I love it. We have THE BEST memes of anyone in the business. Our memes are always here ahead of schedule, under budget, and danker than anyone else's!
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>they are actually going to sacrifice their daughters on live TV
Jesuschrist someone has to stop them
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>http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/aides-to-ted-cruz-preparing-for-a-very-somber-address-in-indianapolis-tonight

"But the aide says campaign officials are bracing for immediate staffing cuts -- "at a minimum.""

HABBENING
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Rush is losing his shit defending Cruz.
Sad!
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>Are you canadian
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Ted needs an anti-bully ranger.
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>>72836684
I dont think there is a point comparing anything to the previous years, this year could even end something like Texas going blue, but at the same time California going Red. The madman is capable of anything, we cant predict anything
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>>72836777
Holy Trips Batman!
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CRUZ IS A MESS
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>>72836867
CRUZ IS A WASTE
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THAT'S JUST A BAIT

TRUMP MADE HIM TELL THE TRUTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfiCm36zWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfiCm36zWs
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>>72836773
they need to come up with a better way of doing this
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>>72836813
two threads ago was some serious meme magic. top three posts awoos, same time posts of trump's press statement. incredible
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>>72836813
How do we produce such quality and quantity? Will we ever inflate the meme market? Or do the cycles of candidates keep the memes at a decent flow?
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>>72836732
I've noticed they generally sacrifice one thread then hammer the fresh one when they are moving this fast.
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>>72836888
reverse poland?
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>>72836851
>The madman is capable of anything, we cant predict anything
We're all really just along for the ride.
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>has Trump won yet?

He is 16 points ahead in today's poll, Aussie. The cat is in the bag.

Once Trump gets in office, we can work on making you guys a state. That way, our constitution will apply to you and your free speech rights will be restored.
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>>72836684
If you think Trump is going to be anything like Romney, oh boy.

If he goes down, and he probably will, he'll at least go down fighting.
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>Rush still defending rato

Its over you fat fuck. If rato can't defend himself from Donald he could NEVER defeat the DNC and Hillary.
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>>72835476
Cruz going full nuclear, he just destroyed himself.
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>>72836894
Ban the entire island. Not a big loss desu
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>>72835135
Why would you pick anything but he big don
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RIP Glenn Beck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
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The last few threads have been fucking awesome. Sides left while scrolling through
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>>72836630
#SAVETHECRUZGIRLS
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>>72836837
It's a last conciliatory concession to the Cruz people who will be very frustrated and angry by tonight. Rush knows Cruz is about to lose big, and he wants to take this opportunity to score some points with the Cruz crowd.
His reservations are obvious.
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>>72835476
Check the OP nigger
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>>72836775
He's got no choice, the entire planet is talking about it, he can't leave it out.
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Thanks mate!
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much appreciated PolandBro
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>>72836051
Most the time, SIDS just means a parent or guardian did something stupid, and the child died. You can't arrest them, or prove it. No witnesses etc. There's some nice charts that put SIDS against things like education, income levels, number of other children...etc.

Sadly true. Poor guy had no fucking chance.
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>>72836753
http://tkxvault.bandcamp.com/album/trump
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>>72836931

Comparing Trump to Romney is like comparing a boyscout to a bulldozer.

Trump ain't the scout.
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REMEMBER WHY WE DO THIS TRUMP GENERAL
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FOUR MORE HOURS

VOTE SO HARD

TED WILL LEAVE A SATANIC CRATER
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>>72836976
thanks mayne
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>>72836895
>tfw i was one of those press release posters
so many (You)s
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>>72836988
The whole day has been truly magical.
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Anon wants to make one more, another pretty edition.
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>>72836928
he will get even further ahead after cruz fucking himself up. God I love this election.
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>>72836966
Always loved this song. If you watch the movie MASH they use the song with lyrics unlike the TV show.
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WE'LL PAINT IT ALL RED, LADS
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>>72834985
What does "satis mentibus obvia" mean?
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>>72836821
Won't someone save the little girls?
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>>72836851
>but then you remember you are a nigger with the face of Miltiades and you kill yourself to help save this planet from the scourge that is niggers.
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>>72837004
>Tfw no Cruz lolis
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>>72836928
make us a southern state though, not the west/east coast faggotry
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>>72835081
>AWOO IS FURRY YOU FAGGOTS
Not only a newfag to this site, but to the internet
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>>72837004
The Trumps should just adopt them. Having Melania as a mother would be like living with a real life Princess to those little girls.
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>>72836924
For you
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I HAVE EVER SEEN A YUMAN BEING LIE THIS MUCH
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I cannot wait for the God Emperor to go after Shillary with the full force of his meme magic, their battle will tear reality asunder!
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>>72837038
Oh, that's where it went...

The old link wasn't working..

it's a perfect album
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>>72836842
favorite moment of the day
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>>72836956
It fucking sucks because I always inherit bans when on mobile because fags apparently like to shitpost on the go. I just like to post from work sometimes but I have to reroll IPs like 20 times to get one that isn't outright b& or range b&. I'm the goodest of goys though and have a Pass so if I roll a range ban, I can still post.
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>>72837081
Movie was great.
TV show was meh, especially after Ferret Face left.
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>>72837090

Look as the Cruz children cling to Melania...

Yet they hate when Heidi or Ted touch them.
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>>72837038
God i loved this game, great editz mate
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>>72836743
Hasn't posted in like a week as far I noticed
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>>72837051
>The whole day has been truly magical.

Trump is a wizard, so it is no surprise that this is true.

Check out this footage in my image for proof.
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>>72837089
Google will tell you in five seconds.
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>yfw rato somehow wins and we have to hear about how God willed the Holy True Conservative over the evil philanderer Donald Trump.
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>>72837042
>tfw Trump invites Rand or Ron to be a part of his cabinet

Where would be the best fit for them? I wanna say Treasury or maybe Secretary of State to keep Trump to his word of non-interventionalism (with the exception of ISIS).
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>>72837145
>Melania teaching Cruz's daughters how to shitpost on redstate and how to rig polls in Trump's favor
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some of Indiana in central time

what time polls close there?

will they go ahead and release east coast results first even tho CST is still open?
they did that in Florida which is still blowing my mind a bit
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>Levin will be live tonight when the results come in
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>>72837218
>somehow
Ah, no. There's literally no way.
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>>72837090
>I spank my children when they misbehave
>tfw when that fat rat faced cuban kike is beating that cute loli
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>>72837145
Aww
>this warms the heart
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>>72837185
Usually, if this happens, I submit a ban appeal, and nine times outta ten, it's accepted.
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>>72837042
>Remember Paul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-_9E0HNY4
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>>72837219
> Dr. Ron Paul as Secretary of State

If there is a god, it will happen
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>>72837050
Want to know a secret? I was the middle awoo-er

I believe you, even though I invented the taking-credit-for-memes meme
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>>72837090
When did Koksal Baba get so tall and come to America?
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>>72836888
Oh my god I'm fucking dying right now.
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>>72837257

I truly hope so. I want to move on to crooked Hillary
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>>72837247

On fox?
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>>72837259
>not hitting your kids
Spotted the numale pussy.
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>>72837075
>God I love this election.

You should.

Guess who becomes commander in chief of those armed forces stationed in your country if elected.

Guess who gets to direct so many of the policies that will directly impact the German peoples?

It is like a birthday party for Germany.
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>>72837190
Eric's literally Bateman.
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>>72837219

They'd be better in the toilet
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>>72837219
>Treasury or maybe Secretary of State

This for Ron. Manlet of the state for Rand
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>>72837218
lel
no.
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>>72837259
you should fucking kill yourself
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>>72837204
google translate told me but I wanted to be sure.
"enough to meet their minds" but it doesn't seems fit.
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>>72837257

It ends today. Rato BTFO. Praise be to Kek!
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and a question here that everyone should ask...
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>>72837145
>mrs melania, why are you prettier than our mommy? we want you as our mommy
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THINGS TRUMP HASN'T MENTIONED BUT YOU HOPE HE DOES
i hope trump reopens alcatraz
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>>72837199
That's what Bernie gets for
being so greedy with the fries.
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>>72837259
That little girl is Intelligent, cocky, and outspoken. He's doing something right
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>>72837190
>>72837259
>>72837302

>Send help
#SaveCruzGirls
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>>72837318
Wtf dude kek
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>>72837236
Since you are too lazy to Google it. It adjusts according to your specific time zone.
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>>72837323
He looks like he could be a super villian.
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IT'S LIKE SHITPOSTING IN REAL LIFE
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>>72837316
No, just his normal show. Wonder if he'll finally break?
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>>72837218
>we have to hear
turn off the TV and it stops, lol.
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>>72837323
Eric has the hottest wife which is bizarre considering Don is better looking than him.

Of course, none of their wives are on Melania's level.
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>>72837424
GREATEST TROLL EVER
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>Ted Cruz is a desperate candidate trying to save his failing campaign. It is no surprise he has resorted to his usual tactics of over-the-top rhetoric that nobody believes. Over the last week, I have watched Lyin’ Ted become more and more unhinged as he is unable to react under the pressure and stress of losing, in all cases by landslides, the last six primary elections --- in fact, coming in last place in all but one of them. Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States.
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>>72837401
Shit, put the girl down. She can walk. He must like touching her ass.
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>>72837387
Alcatraz was a money pit.

You can't use saltwater in your toilets. It fucks up the pipes
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God Emperor-King Trump
Queen Melania

Prince Donald Jr.
Prince Eric
Princess Ivanka
Princess Tiffany
Prince Barron

The Royal Family
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>>72837193
oh yea I've only captured a fraction of them. just my hobby when I'm trumposting on laptop
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>>72837411
I thought polls were closing at 6 Eastern which would be 3 Pacific. Fuck. Another hour to wait.
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FUCK THE PRIMARIES. TRUMP CAN'T WIN THE GENERAL AND GET TO 270. HE CAN'T WIN VIRGINIA,IOWA,NEVADA,NH. WHY DO YOU THINK HE CAN WIN? DO YOU THINK HE IS GOING TO FLIP BLUE STATES OR SOMETHING?
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>tfw drinking warm tea while reading /tg/

heaven
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>>72837319
>implying german politicians will even consider dealing with the god emperor

Please, they are super butthurt that Hofer scored such a huge amount of votes in Austria. They even to influence the people in Austrai so that they vote for that other guy.
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>>72837424

reminder that tomorrow is a FOUR HOUR HIGH ENERGY MORNING JOE
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>>72835360

>gf wanted to fuck last night but told her let's wait until tomorrow
>she's been sending lewd texts all day
>got an email from gun dealer that my hk mark23 shipped
>picking it up after work
>will probably start to fuck gf around the time polls close
>ill get to watch the trump victory speech and cruz meltdown while cleaning my new mark23 after filling my gf with nut sauce

This is one for the books, lads. Thank u Big Donald...
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>>72837389
wew
I should make a laser edit of this one too
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>>72837429
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>>72837424
NOT BY PHONE, PLEASE!!!
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>>72837492
They close at 6 central
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>>72836352
found it. thanks for no help you fucking cucks.

http://salientarts.storenvy.com/

for the rest of you based bros. you are welcome.
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LYIN' TED BTFO
Y
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B
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F
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>>72837395
Those are the traits of a future slut
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>>72837493
We'll see. People said he can't possibly reach 1237 either.
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>>72837424
Going to bed early tonight and setting alarm for 6am
The whiskey will have to wait.
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#SaveCruzGirls

>When my kids misbehave.....
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>Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States.
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>>72837387
COMPLETE OVERHAUL OF US TITLE IX DEATH TO THE SJW STRANGLEHOLD ON UNIVERSITIES
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>>72837502
>4 hours of laughing at/mourning Rafael and Glenn after they kill themselves.
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>>72837483
His Eternal Majesty (HEM) God-Emperor, Donald I
HEM God-Empress Melania
His Eternal Highness Prince Donald, Duke of Manhattan
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There is an idea of an Eric Trump; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c
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>>72837502
I don't know if I can handle it, senpai.
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>>72837190
>>72837145
daughers who cringe and shy away from their father but climb all over his enemies wife. Really may be something to this molesTED meme.

I also like the theory that Eric is death glaring Ted because he just learned of the molestation
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>>72836895
>>72836902

/pol/ is the single most powerful entity on 4chan.
It is powered by the mere strength and willpower of it's contributors, shills and others.
But it is much more than that, it transcends boards and forums.

/pol/ has the ability to breach the walls of electronic seperation, and penetrate into the real world, affecting reality in the process.
Put simply, /pol/ is the scientific form of god, an entity born from many, shaped by the horrors of history, and the darkness of the future.

/pol/ has created a new realm of science, unknown to many, mastered by few. It has the ability to influence reality, and has done so before.
Quite simply /pol/ has become a superpower of it's own, with the power of this newly found science, it has change the world forever, and will continue to do so.

/pol/ is a scientific and natural anomaly, it is unexplainable, yet reality, beautiful by design, pragmatic by nature.
It does not, it can not stop, it is bound only by the laws of nature.
Man has truly ascended itself into a 4th realm with /pol/, creating it's greatest achievement: the meme.
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>>72837555
at least you tried. i'll give you 5/10 for the bantz
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>>72837382
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>>72837387
"I SEE RELIGIOUS LIBERTY EXPLCITLY MENTIONED TWICE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS BUT DRAGGING THE PUBLIC ALONG WITH YOUR GENDER DYSPHORIA DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN THERE ANYWHERE
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>>72837493
I mean, if Trump can't then nobody of worth can. Why even bother getting some neocon just to flip blue states. You would still have a worthless president.
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>>72835126
>>72835823
>>72836266
>>72836408
>>72837026
>>72837118
Triggered? :^)

I'm a Trump supporter and I'm okay with anime. I just really fucking hate awoo.

Of course I'm going to spout dumb shit to bait you fags, all in the name of (You)s. But seriously I hate awoo.
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>>72837552
it'll be by phone otherwise they would have said live in studio
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>>72837502
She's good at that
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>>72837667
T-thanks
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>>72837502
ah, so no afternoon edition today but post-election coverage tomorrow for the cultist mass suicide of the "priesthood"
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>>72837424
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>tfw dying to celebrate early
>still have scars from the wisconsin primary so I'll have to wait
DON STOP BEING A TEASE AND WIN GODDAMNIT
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>>72837555
>an owl with a speech impediment
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Yesterday Cruz repeatedly makes a big deal about how he was trying to respectfully debate. Today not so much.
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>>72837478
the ice skating ring was a money hole until he fixed it
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Does anyone even read these threads any more? Because if you try to by the time you're done with it there's already another thread posted, and by the time you're done with that one there's another one.
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>>72837387
I WILL APPOINT SCOTUS JUSTICES WHO WILL LIGHT A MATCH TO FOOTNOTE 4 AND RESTORE THE STANDING OF AMENDMENTS 9 AND 10 IMMEDIATELY
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After all that 'Lyin' Ted', I just hear Ted talk and it's like white noise.
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>>72837703
I once hated the Awoo like you. But then it just became a thing I expected, and then a thing I came to need.

if it's not there at the top of a Trump General now it's very uncomfortable for me.
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How do I prove to someone that Trump's net worth is indeed $10 billion
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>>72837625
>His Eternal Highness Prince Donald, Duke of Manhattan
tfw I'll never be "Duke of Manhattan"
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TRUMP WINS
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>>72837735
Probably one of the best quotes of all time
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>>72837523
Cool idea
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>>72837703
Same. No one cares about anime but the furry awoo shit is cancer
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>>72837678
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I'll give you 3:1 odds trump makes Hillary cry on stage during one of their debates
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>>72837387
THE SUPREME COURT DOES NOT GET TO CANCEL 20% OF THE ORIGINAL BILL OF RIGHTS WITH A FUCKING FOOTNOTE
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>>72837779
>reading every single shitpost
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>>72837318
Every scientific study has come out saying it causes more problems than it solves
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>>72837779
>actually attempting to read every post
People do this?
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SMUG RULES THE NIGHT
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>supporting a zionist puppet
I hope /pol/ is satire.
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>tfw you see trump at 54% in california

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kcmwXUdDCE
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>>72837779
>not keeping multiple tabs open
Sounds like Heresy.
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>>72837779
NONSTOP HYPE

It's good for pro-trump loosh farming. Very high energy!
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>>72837744
He was dying to debate trump because that would be a trap for trump since trump started to get progressively worse at the end of em.
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I'm not going to respond to any of his attacks

-John kerr...Hillary Clinton
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>>72837659
memes and their power have been around since man first learned to paint on cave walls

we're harnessing some truly primordial forces in order to put our God Emperor upon his throne
praise kek
TRUMP
R
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M
P
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>>72837779
I open a thread, post my shitpost, then go back to listening to Stefan Molyneux or refreshing the catalog so I can be the first to post in the next thread.
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>>72837659
Oh, no. Government agents have been TRYING to harness meme magic as early as the Cold War.

They just never understood that memes must propagate naturally. If you force them, they will never take root. That's why we've grown so powerful, and they so pathetic.
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>>72837834
She's not going to be able to talk out of her past history of lying and she's LITERALLY got that email scandal hanging over her head like sack of bricks.

All Don needs to do is cut the rope and Hillarys done.
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>>72837736

Wisconsin was never polled like this, but I agree. I feel very nervous. Its like the final game of the season, your one win away from the playoffs, and you are playing the 1-14 Browns.
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What do you think of my OC?
(it's) happening

It's a shop I found in the mall.
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>>72837738
What film is this?
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CNN READING TRUMP'S ENTIRE RESPONSE TO LYIN' TED
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>>72837830
>All of the guys roasting him
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>>72837779
If there is over 220, I just wait for the next thread. It'll come sooner rather than later.
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>>72837736
If Indiana betrays us they will be almost as cuck as Ohio.
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>>72837792
Lyin' Ted's voice is irritating. I have to mute him. Even my dogs growl every time he's on TV.
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>>72837779
You have to scan the screen and if you are trained enough in the /pol/atic arts, you will immediately spot the good posts.
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>>72837964
i would rather you post more of that girl
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>>72837865
Trump is literally the least pro-israel candidate in the race
>IVANKA BECAME A JEWISH WHORE
They expected one of them in the wreckage
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>>72837973
stream?
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What is he doing?
https://vid.me/Uk5B
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>>72837954
>talking shit about the Browns
Shut your face
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>>72837588
"He asked me to show him on the doll where you touched me but daddy hates chipmunks who snitch so I didn't tell him. Am I still a good chipmunk daddy?"
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>>72837502
>>72837649
>>72837709
What time?
Will there be a livestream?
I'm off work tomorrow, can stay up and watch!
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