I miss Jeb.
Remember back before Trump when Fox was shilling him so hard and we were so nihilistic because he was in first place?
Remember when we eagerly watched that first debate where Jeb was supposed to make his big impression only to not stand out whatsoever while Trump kicked ass?
Remember when the debates gradually became WWE and Trump would just verbally annihilate the poor guy?
Remember the guac bowls, hobgoblin wife, 'low energy', "please clap", "they're kicking me off the stage!", and the general awkwardness of this poor man?
Remember when he finally dropped out and we all laughed our asses off, only to feel a bit dead inside later.
What the hell is he even doing these days?
Does anyone have that jeb song that's a reworded Eminem song?
If Jeb want to be President, he should have killed his brother before that faggot was elected. No more Bush can into the White House now.
>Macbook Pro, baby!
Jeb was fucking hilarious. I do miss him
We should make Post-Jebcore, music that pretends Jeb is dead/died. Music and memes that cherish the memory of Jeb and the Jebcore he represented.
RIP Jeb. I miss you.
"I met her in lumby, she had barely 3gp to her name"
>>72082633
I miss him too buddy
He was a funny guy
Cruz should have dropped out, his memes aren't even half as funny as poor little jebs
His turtle comeback was hilarious
I miss him and I miss his memes
The first time I read this statement he and his brother George did, I don't have the pic right now because I'm on the phone, but it went something like this
...
George: I didn't grow up wanting to be the president of the United States...
Jeb: I did.
George: I know.
...
I almost pissed my fuckin pants
>>72082633
Pls post more dank Jeb pics
Jebby
My man Jeb
>>72083104
You have to admit Rato is a funny meme
Jeb endorsement
Why Jeb
Damn, Jeb
Whoa Jebster
reminder that over $100 million dollars was spent on the Yeb campaign and it was all for fucking nothing.
>>72083367
Yeah, rato is kinda funny
But turtle jeb was Dank as fuck
Btw, someone happens to have this one comic of trump and Cruz, where Cruz looks like a rat and trump asks him if he ate the boogers and tells him not to lie
Cruz has green boogers smeared all around his mouth, in the background there stands a jar with green slime, labeled "boogers"
I need this comic
Pls halp
Rest in peace, Yeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Jeb is a mess
https://youtu.be/w-McIdVuY88
Jeb talks about size
Eat it Jebby
>>72082633
>Remember when we eagerly watched that first debate where Jeb was supposed to make his big impression only to not stand out whatsoever while Trump kicked ass?
that wasnt how it happened at all, you got just about everything wrong. It's clear you came here later just for the memes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Republican_Party_presidential_debate,_August_2015_in_Cleveland,_Ohio
Trump was already first, he was already winning LARGE. Jeb was in free fall.
Come in baby Jeb, eat it.
Chipotle never gives out enough guac :(
That's it, J.E.B., take it
>>72082759
I gotchu f a m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E
>>72082633
It's sad. He was an autist like us. Cruz was the real enemy the whole time.
Is /pol/ finally ready to apologise?
>>72083596
>over 100 million
Wasn't it more like 250+ million$?
Satisfied, this man would take a cock for your country. J.E.B.'s your man in 2016
>>72083830
>Not just making it yourself
???
2:33 for feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDkxJu8WiE4
Jeb holds it above his head
>>72083211
Top kek. Well done anon, can I save it?
>>72083866
OK I'll do it
She's a beautiful woman and looks not even remotely like a goblin or something
>>72082633
Waiting to get nominated in the 2nd or 3rd round of a contested convention
>>72083912
idk how
Jeb loves you, America
>>72082633
When the Jebhead! Threads began losing steam, I began posting them. Probably 3 or 4 a day. Eventually I stopped because it became really depressing.
He seems like he is a really nice person. But
1. He is backed by the corrupt elite. He is only a puppet.
2. He is too weak to handle the enemy. If he can't even beat Trump, then there is no way in hell he could beat ISIS, Putin, China and the Jews.
>>72084010
this
Would this face lie to you, America?
>>72083785
I was there and I remember they gave him a shitload of time compared to the other candidates, but he just kept falling. Remember the softballs they threw at him while they tried to hammer trump?
>>72084014
Literally peel then squash a couple of avocados and add some salt, pepper, and dab of lemon juice.
>>72084054
What u mean???
TFW your brother kept you safe
This big.
>>72083104
got you, hans
Put this in your anus, Jebby
>>72083880
it could be. last i heard it was 100, wouldn't be surprised
It was about "this" big.
>>72082633
CALL TO ARMS thread may be shit but this got interesting
can anyone help us what he has and bump the thread >>72081419 → →
>>72081419 → →
>>72081419 → →
>german bro unknown cargo with military key harbor and air field is closed
But Jeb especially likes them this big.
Jeb is a highly motivating person
Not even autism can stop a man from dreaming
RIP in pieces le guac merchant
Jeb, in his better days..
>POST YFW TRUMP ANNOUNCES A TRUMP/BUSH TICKET
The US will never be blessed with another candidate like Jeb Bush
I honestly believe Jeb would have done his very best as president, he seems like a nice guy, but he just isn't presidential material.
Hillary has screwed herself, she cannot nominate a male running mate because no woman voter will trust a man that would submit to a woman like that. No man would vote for such a VP choice either. Factor in that no man would vote for a Clinton/Warren ticket either. All choices are equally bad for Ms. Clinton.
>>72083785
My favorite part of it is that for weeks, everyone had warned Jeb just to stay away from Trump, do his stump speech and attack Hillary. "Act presidential..."
And then...
Interesting that Mr. Trump has picked up 3 or 4 campaign managers from former candidates.
>>72084577
Why does he look like he has to go back to Mayheeco?
>>72084947
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
And Cruz is in a pickle. He does not inspire confidence in the Republican active base, the anti-Trump portion. This base is slowly having to accept their only option for survival is Trump. Especially since Mr. Koch is already so vocal about the wolf, or should I say RINO under sheep's clothing, the man is fully willing to publicly entertain backing Ms. Clinton, simply because Mr. Trump cannot be bought. Thank about that, the Koch Bros would rather support a Clinton instead of Cruz, the primary ain't even over.
>>72082633
>Trump loses first round by one delegate.
>Cruz can't win the next few rounds
>10 rounds go by, no one gets majority
>take a break
>Delegates are hungry, ask about food
>oh shit doors are locked, no food either until a decision is made.
>only water fountains available
>vote 20 more times, Kaisch always cucks Cruz out of the necessary delegates to win.
>They don't trust each other enough to make a deal
>24 hours pass, delegates feel the hunger
>hear a window break
>It's the Guac Merchant
>Guac Merchant laughs "Who's low energy now!"
>notice he's carrying bags of tortilla chips and guac
>"Please clap"
>all delegates start clapping, hoping he'd share the guac and chips
>"You know what you have to do"
>majority of delegates vote for the Guac Merchant
>The Guac Merchant grins at Trump
Cruz is fucked, Trump is going to get the nomination, the RNC is just grandstanding, implying to Trump that he'd better not FUCK it up and by that I mean they want him to I spire confidence in the active party base with a convincing win, otherwise it's difficult to get that base confident in, let's face it, Trump is a Republican outsider at best. A useful tool who will happily embrace and extend Republican values since why not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
Jeb is a mess
Jeb is a waste
Jeb is a big
Fat
Mistake
>>72084325
Thanks m8
I would be more than thankful if someone could help me with >>72083649
>>72085044
haha a staple of fox news commercial breaks.
>>72085524
sorry haven't even seen it before
I miss the old Jeb, straight from the 'Go Jeb
Guac up the bowl Jeb, set on his goals Jeb
I hate the new Jeb, the bad mood Jeb
The always rude Jeb, spaz in the news Jeb
I miss the sweet Jeb, chop up the guac Jeb
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Jeb
See I invented Jeb, it wasn't any Jeb
And now I look and look around and there's so many Jebs
I used to love Jeb, I used to love Jeb
I even had the blue hoody, I thought I was Jeb
What if Jeb made a song, about Jeb?
Called "I Miss The Old Jeb," man that would be so Jeb
That's all it was Jeb, we still love Jeb
And I love you like Jeb loves Jeb
So Trump has to make a convincing win to inspire the active core of The Party. The biggest fear on everyone's mind at every single local convention, precinct, and state level so far the biggest concern about Trump raised has simply been one about electibility compared with Cruz against Ms. Clinton. The Republicans who are not voting for Trump are merely not convinced he can beat her, not the Cruz would have any chance.
The polls are way off this year. The missing aspect is the polls are not reflecting the accurate electorate this season. That's easy to see but who is this demographic? That demographic is the former non-voter. They come from all walks of life, all backgrounds, all political parties. They come out and vote for Trump at the primaries. They're too inexperienced to know to deal with a caucus and thats what caucuses are designed to do so thats OK... Anyway these former non-voter are gonna come out in droves and vote their fucking asses off for Trump in the GE. Why Trump and not Bernie you say? Well the same reason Bernie has so much vocal support yet cant seem to tear it up in the polls. Bernie hits a similar Trump vein (Berniefags hate this and are embarrassed to admit) and this is the non-voter demo. Bernie hits it too but his slice NEVER VOTES. They're so fucking lazy and entitled, they are so predictable and simply FAIL TO FUCKING GET A THING DONE AND VOTE. If they could vote they would probably be voting Trump. The other Bernie demo are simply narcissists with an extreme social guilt complex. Super emotional voters. Their demo always fails to materialize but the former nkn-voter demo, the one Trump is hitting, it comes out like cicadas in droves every 16-20 years and crushes the opposition, usually in the Republicans favor.
Exhibit A. The "Guac Bowl"
It was tough on Jeb, feelsbadman.jpg don't get too rough with him, he didn't do anything to you, he only wanted to do things right for America.
>>72084485
I was at the event where this photo was taken. I put the microphone on Jeb's lapel there.
Those were some tough times. I still... I still get a littler teary-eyed when I think about having to just give away all those extra Guac bowls. I gave some to Mom and Dad, they really love them. I gave one to Neal and George too...
Here I am with my beautiful wife.
>>72082633
He should become a youtuber
What's wrong with all of you?
Fuck this guy.
Trump ruining the Republican party's anointed candidate, on whom they spent hundreds of millions to get elected with not even a primary win to show for it, is the best thing Trump has done for this country.
>>72086427
I just hope the American public knows I tried to do something great for our country, to give back how our country has blessed my family, with the honor of serving command twice.
>>72082633
The campaign is definitely not as fun without him. It's like having the buttmonkey character killed off of your favorite show, and then the show is suddenly not as funny without them.
>>72082633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1FRqvn-4A
>>72086680
The money spent on my campaign went back into the US economy and helped thousands of men women children and businesses countrywide. I love our country.
>>72082633
>Remember back before Trump when Fox was shilling him so hard and we were so nihilistic because he was in first place?
yes
>Remember when we eagerly watched that first debate where Jeb was supposed to make his big impression only to not stand out whatsoever while Trump kicked ass?
yes
>Remember when the debates gradually became WWE and Trump would just verbally annihilate the poor guy?
yes
>Remember the guac bowls, hobgoblin wife, 'low energy', "please clap", "they're kicking me off the stage!", and the general awkwardness of this poor man?
yes
>Remember when he finally dropped out and we all laughed our asses off
Yes, shit was hilarious
>only to feel a bit dead inside later.
No
not only no, hell no!
Mah nigga Jeb
This interview with Jeb! and his mother was my favorite moment.
He torpedoed his own campaign with this, what an embarrassment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_9If6S65CQ
Dealin' Jeb, fuck yea
>>72083649
thats too rare for me
>>72086812
>tfw Trump successfully redistributed $100 million from the billionaire class into the working class, by way of all the negative campaign ads Jeb Bush bought against him on behalf of his donors
>>72086926
>>72086808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
don't feel sorry, he's a criminal in the Bush cartel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNf6q-THvTE
>>72086949
Please clap.
>>72086949
*picks nose*
I miss dorner threads
>>72087119
Hey now!
>>72087013
Animeh tittays
>>72087013
Fuck you Swedish nigger Steve. My brother kept us safe.
>>72087021
Remember when everyone thought Jeb was the smart Bush?
>>72087217
I did. I also thought he was better looking.
Fuck.
>>72086733
>The campaign is definitely not as fun without him. It's like having the buttmonkey character killed off of your favorite show, and then the show is suddenly not as funny without them.
That's definitely true. No matter how embarassing an exit Rubio made, no matter how futile Kasich still sticking around may be, no matter how glorious Cruz's inevitable defeat will ultimately turn out, Watching Trump curbstomp yeb! at every turn will definitely be the highlight of the republican primaries
Always wanted to shoop this gif. put Jeb and Trump's faces onto Beavis and Butthead respectively, but fuck it, I'm lazy
>>72087217
I remember running FL and privatizing everything but not bothering with any official oversight so nothing worked as it should but hey, that will just take time and the market will work itself out.
I ran Florida!
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/644338075527696384
>>72083596
>nothing
Memes are priceless.
>>72084014
>>72084108
And peas nigga.
Jeb arc is the best arc
Rubio arc was alright
Ted arc is really dark and is dragging a bit, but it looks like the artist is wrapping it up
Can't wait for Don to fight Clinton. It might be as good as the Jeb arc. I just renewed my subscription to shonen jump.
>>72084014
Also add garlic mate, it gives it just the right kick. Some mild pickled peppers also are nice
>>72088605
Maybe Kasich, the darkhorse that has been hanging around in the background of these sagas, transforms into the most powerful and insane arc that Trump senpai has yet to face.
