Why are they blowing up nuclear bombs in the ocean outside of North Carolina,
Meteorite events are happening too outside of new Jersey and other parts of the East coast
Its finally happeng
>>72066502
source.
nice sauce you got on that bait OP
>>72066502
source or bait
Pics or isn't happening
>>72066502
I hope a nuke hits NC
>>72066678
>>72066646
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
Id's abbedeg
Tsar Bomba when?
>>72066502
just rehearsals for 9/11 Part Deux
and the ashes are all cold there
no more bullets and the embers are dead
New Jersey here. Can confirm. Was hit by meteorite today
>>72067809
Get well soon brother
>>72066502
>]
the ocean thing is a tsunami i looked but not sure about the metorite
>>72066502
AHHHHH
http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=44402&type=2&seriestime=20160423223815
>>72067856
I was just kidding retard
>>72066502
Big meteor shower tonight
Some comet is gonna explode in the atmosphere and send meteorites everywhere
Read about it on CNN.com it was written by some science nerd with a bunch of letters after his name
>>72068159
44402!!
>>72068239
>http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=44402&type=2&seriestime=2016042322381
please let it happen.
>>72067809
Cool. What size? Extract it for its iridium and other rare materials.
>>72068252
its a tsunami you nerd
>>72068159
DUDE
those waves are 131 ft tall
>>72068159
wait the water level is changing by 50 m every 15 seconds or am I reading this wrong?
>>72068358
your joking right
>>72067773
And I'm hoping... for some miracle... to break out, to escape from all this.
W H I S P E R S
>>72068440
>>72068364
>>72068358
someone explain
>>72067773
Because out there the snipers work the ridges
Building bombs and blowing bridges
Out there on a darkened road
The lines are dead and the cars explode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1NpZ7Fl8d0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdTKzBBaHw
>>72066502
on my way home tonight from work most of the street lights were off. South East PA here.
>>72067560
I'll bet my life that they have nukes, or the capability to make them, that are stronger than the tsar by now.
>>72068573
NEW YORK IS FUGGED
>>72068624
And they made up a dance, about that family
>>72068573
No one knows. They're just pretending they do so they can look smart anonymously on the internet to other anonymous people. Sad really. Pray for them
I thought the meteor shower was days ago?
South Jersey here, ain't heard jack shit
>>72068252
>Atlantoc Ocean
>>72066502
Just happen already!
>>72067536
I just want to die :DDD
Staten Island here
I don't see noth
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
I CAN FEEL IT
Tomorrow le gold yuan becomes reality
If repeating numerals happening is real.
When big wave, when?
>>72068159
>http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=44402&type=2&seriestime=20160423223815
4/23, That shit happen two days ago
>>72069979
When the doublez hit the floor.
guys
georgia here
Somethings wrong, the sky is red and the ocean is receding
>>72066502
Fuck
>>72069990
No I could feel it. SC here.
>>72067489
I aint clickin that shit nigga
>>72070080
ill bite any photos
>>72070080
Tsunami. Get to high ground now burger.
>>72066576
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>72066502
why is NC the chosen state of hoaxes? I swear this is why I left facebook, don't bring it here
>>72070080
Go out and gather the fish, trust me.
>>72067489
>hisz.rsoe.hu
>thinking you'll get anyone to click this
>>72070080
>>72070123
2.5
5km NNW of Weaverville, North Carolina
2016-04-25 14:43:29 UTC
>>72070080
>>72070179
Put sandbags around the nuclear power plants. QUICK
>>72070080
Stay inside my friend
>>72070080
kentucky here, can confirm. our ocean is gone.
>>72070179
Also quickly build a nuclear powerplant
>>72070179
what could possibly go wwrong?
>>72070080
r o l l i n g
You've no idea how much I wish this was true. Idk why either, my life is alright. It'd just be a crazy happening to witness.
>>72067400
Caitlyn pls
>>72070195
Wow that's almost enough to feel
>>72070179
Also, look for airplanes
http://www.history.com/news/the-mysterious-disappearance-of-flight-19
>>72070195
Kek, West Asheville here. Dunno bout you but fuck the lowlanders. We comfy
>>72070080
>>72070318
Niggers PICS or GTFO
Utah here, the ocean has turned violent and I can see a lot of new clouds in the sky
Any info on the meteor shower tonight? Might get out my telescope.
>>72070448
>tfw I've been seeing weird looking planes fly around recently
today I saw one of those planes with the weird circular thing ontop
>>72070633
Illuminati confirmed
The fuck 50meter change?
>>72067489
>http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
Can confirm. I just heard a loud sound outside.
>>72070722
Look at the date?
NE Georgia here. I've heard a lot of loud, heavy booms tonight
just had an earthquake in florida
what the fuck is going on?
>>72067489
someone click this and see where it leads
>>72070553
It's a ruse
guys help
>>72070633
I've been seeing a lot more planes at work since we started on the airport project. And the military base down the road has been stopping to fuel up here for training too. Maybe I'm already dead
Mississippi here, all the niggers have receded, I'm scared
>>72070192
It's actually a legit site and an excellent resource. I introduced it to The Happening family on accident.
They read into shit way too much.
>>72070857
>>72070753
>>72070192
Holy fuck I hate normies.
Its a fucking map with all current crises you can view.
>>72070852
It's going on near Puerto Rico too.
>>72070918>>72070852
seen these posts before 5 shekels for both of you
3spooky5me
>>72070709
>>72070633
Anon, you probably just saw an E-3 Sentry AWACS. No ILLuminatis or what have you, but there were Ayyliens. That round circular thing that they claim is the "radar" is actually a UFO jerry-rigged to the top, and the reason we aren't building more is we have run out of UFOs.
>>72070633
UFO kidnapping a plane confirmed
Fucking Obama
>>72070903
a photo is needed
OH SHIT
757FAG HERE
I HEARD EXPLOSIONs IN THE DIRECTION OF LANGLEY AND NOB
WTF IS HAPPENING?
MY EARS ARE RINGING. IM SCARED!
r u all dying americans?
>>72070126
>>72070192
>>72070753
>>72070857
Literally reddi+ on a field trip
>>72070918
>all the niggers have receded
Naw...it's just watermelon planting season
So is something actually happening or is /pol/ being invaded by shitposters again.
oh my god TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
>>72071109
what is happening man, you shit posting or you serious.
>>72071148
TURN ON CNN
Look how safe Canada is
>mfw
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
>>72071148
What do you think? Occam's Razor.
(btw, Estonia is revolting! They are leaving the Soviet Union!0
>>72071148
its in the middle a tsunami is supposed to hit near this time, it did at 2:48, scientist speculate that it will come again, and shills are going out on this thread,
>>72068162
>what is sarcasm?
From what I gathered
Area NOAA Station 44402
Coordinate 39° 17.880,70° 39.540
Damage level Is not or not known
In the house of the snake
In the house of the snake
Stands a solitary candle.
On the day of execution
On the day of execution
Only women kneel and smile.
dudes I saw a spider in my house, a fucking spider!!, is it happening?
>>72071148
well a 180 foot tsunami is speeding towards the east coast at 90 mph. Its habbening mate
Wtf is the "Event into space" in Maryland
Cannot find anything about
>>72071296
Plebbit raid?
Don't say I didn't warn you fags.
>>72071415
fuck
>>72071415
how far will it head inland
>>72071444
anal probing
nice trips senpai
>>72071463
More than likely.
>>72067400
Hey fuck you nigger, im about to masturbate myself to sleep in New Bern
NC here
Please blow this shithole state up
>>72071444
Event into Space just means an unusually bright meteor, possible one accompanied by a sonic boom.
It's nothing unless you see clusters of them.
>>72070318
HOLYSHIT
I just went outside and you are fucking right its gone.
>>72071444
SOS Signal
MDfag here, the Chesapeake is gone. I'm posting on mobile while grabbing as many crabs as possible with my buds. We gon be rich.
This thread is hilarious
>>72071814
hope this is bait, if its gone and you're there you are a dead man
Earthquakes in North Carolina and Tennessee today.
>>72071951
Ofc it is
>>72071966
I'm in Alabama and don't feel anything but my cat is freaking the fuck out and looking around confused and won't lay down
>>72071666
We are about to get rain of fire
>>72071951
Not if I'm in a fucking hovercraft.
>>72072014
you never know we are on /pol/ after all
>>72071327
I'm a Blackstar.
>>72072101
You did that perfect.
>>72072094
a anon said animals can feel weird shit about to happen, could be that.
>>72072101
fuck you lostt
>>72072101
Yeah they clearly have not been involved in ANY happening threads
>>72071097
OH FUCK IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
>>72066502
>meme frog
into the trash it goes.
>>72072351
how big is it going to be exactly.
>>72071603
I spent a lot of time in Havelock from 2003-2007 minus a lot of deployments. What do you do for work in New Bern? Do you guys still have that really small ghetto area?
>>72072457
1.1 - 2.5 km
Greensboro here, Mayor has declared a state of emergency. I'm at the community center with about 1000 others, we hear automatic gun fire outside.
>>72072457
a tenth of the size of the one that killed the dinosaurs.
>>72072718
wew, im glad we dont have dinosaurs anymore
>>72072718
Ten times larger but you know
Baltimore here.
All the niggers are climbing trees and power poles, ohhhhh-ohhhh-ohhhhing and shrieking.
>>72072695
Get some before you die sex.
Look around you, pussy runs hot during Armageddon
>>72067489
>.rsoe.hu
>>72072607
>72072607
2.5 mile wide metor
>>72072761
You don't have dinosaurs where you live? I just took my pet triceratops out for a walk. My neighbors raptor always flips out like it's going to wreck his shit. It's cute.
>>72072957
no, we protect our borders
>>72072695
OP reporting in again, radio reports say all interstates are locked down. Including I40. Nobody is getting out alive
>>72073179
need photos
Is it sad that I really wish it was happening?
>>72073035
More typical ban all assault dinosaurs mentality.
>>72073308
No burguer. We all feel your pain.
>>72073442
please god tell me we get happening dinosaurs to ride against the dindu hoards
>>72071519
Fake and gay
Mississippi River is flowing sideways. St. Louis, Memphis, and New Orleans look like drowned ant hills.
>>72066502
God is a tranny and has been punishing the state all year
>>72073687
sauce
Florida here we have been detached from the United states. I REPEAT FLORIDA HAS BECOME DETACHED FROM THE UNITED STATES
>>72073246
Best I can do. Shit is getting out of control, a woman just went into labor
Georgia here, can confirm happening. Earthquakes and violent bursts of light coming from everywhere
>>72073777
Stop
>>72073687
I live in downtown Memphrica overlooking the river. Still flowing south.
>>72073831
Faggot
http://themostcake.co.uk/we-like/tmc-help-ive-never-been-to-a-gay-bar-by-myself-and-i-dont-know-how/
Omg Seattle Space Needle just took off! It was actually a space ship!!!
ITS HAPPENING
>>72073831
image search returned, nice try
>>72073820
can confirm. I'm hanging my feet on the edge
it's finally habbening, end of the world :DDD
Tallahassee bro here our STD factory has been compromised. Venereal disease are reading at an even higher than normal rate..
>>72073919
>faggot op used pic of a gay bar
Fitting
>>72073961
I FLOATED by this man. I can CONFIRM I FLOATED BY THIS MAN.
>>72070811
Really?
Describe it please
>>72074136
They shook the air, but they didn't shake the structure. They sounded... voracious. Nothing like I've ever heard before.
>4.4 13 minutes ago in Chile
>4.7 47minutes ago near Peru
>4.5 1hour ago in the Philliphines
>4.6 1 hour ago near Colombia
Never seen so many 4.4+ in a row.
Do you retards know what a AU is?
FFS
>>72074212
They sounded hungry? Northwest SC here I don't hear shit.
>>72071444
Click on it, then click 'more details', then go to the description tab.
It is a forest fire that is suspected to have been caused by a Meteor.
>>72074564
Forest fire you say.
>>72074548
they were very huge, definitely bombs. get to high ground, faggot
I live in Lufkin, TX and I just saw a VERY bright flash due south.
>>72074564
Wow thanks. I never clicked the description tab at the top.
"firefighters later discovered a hunk of what appears to be meteorite lying at the bottom of a cratered patch of earth, surrounded by the splintered and charred remains of tree limbs."
Fun
>>72074641
So basically I just go hideout in a cabin somewhere for 4 years when the armageddon begins?
>>72074815
>"firefighters later discovered a hunk of what appears to be meteorite lying at the bottom of a cratered patch of earth, surrounded by the splintered and charred remains of tree limbs."
The same description is used after a BLM rally
>>72070284
that video is pretty spooky
the fuck is actually going on here and whats people fucking around?
>>72076265
What's people fucking around
>>72074979
To me it seems more like "God's" spaceship is going to save some of the remaining humans(144,000) the Earth will be left behind, so just surviving won't be enough.
>>72076265
I know we turned it into a retard tread but seriously wtf happened of the nc coast
The godly pantheon of light will cleanse this world off his degeneracy once and for all.
>>72076526
People pretending like something is happening but it isnt
>>72076755
It's a raid, or shilling, regardless rhe threads all but dead
Haha!
These fools don't get for what happening threads are for.
Don't you get it? The more you want't a big happening, the more you wan't death and suffering, the more it will happen.
If enough humans summon a happening with these thoughts, a happening will actually happen.
This is meme magic my friend, and it works, it's proven.
Don't ever underestimate the power of the human mind.
>>72071121
yis, im ded
Not sure whether it's related to your shitposting (or not?), but in my camp we're on standby since 3AM CEST. We have unusual red skies over the North Sea and some unclear noises in the background. Could be over UK. We're called to shop over to Heligoland in one hour. That's not SOP. Hope to tell you more later.
>>72077212
you have no idea what you are fucking with mate.
>>72076553
Those who remain will continue on, repeating what has been done until they get it right or there are no survivors.
Kitty Hawk NC here. Send help.
>>72077212
Yes I was part of the happening series when we witnessed Japan and Ecuador live happening
But I was wanting San Francisco gone
>>72077553
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>72077553
come on tell us whats happening, if its not bait
>>72078011
The fuck do I know. Just got the order to be ready for departure at 6.30AM CEST, which is in approx. 40 mins. I'm just navigator assistant so I don't know what we're carrying. Boxes are sealed and guarded, which is not uncommon.
Perhaps some UK anon could tell us what's happening over their asses.
>>72077553
Pls help
>>72078369
Just got some info. We're uniting with the Search and Rescue units stationed on Heligoland and then go westwards. Somehow I find that exciting.
>event into space
By KEK this is a total falsehood.
>>72078369
loose lips sink ships, stfu bro! opsec!
>>72078838
What opsec? It's already in German news. Some shit is going on and I'm sailing probably into it in 30 minutes.
>>72078986
>It's already in German news
please post source even if its in German.
>>72078753
Certainly can't happen in Poland.
>>72079051
Since some minutes in the radio. If I find online sources, I'll post them.
We can be pretty sure it's none of the Tsunami shitposting in this thread, otherwise they'd warn and evacuate the coastal cities around me. Radio only calls for civil defense forces. No "stay in your home" stuff or so.
>>72078753
Michelle Obama just blasted back off to her home planet
>>72079218
Typed that wrong. They're not calling for CD, just reporting about their assembly. No warnings for the civilians.
>>72079343
Okay, duty on station in 3 mins. So no posting now. Perhaps when we land in Heligoland I have the opportunity. Wish me luck.
>>72079459
Could it be just a training exercise?
>>72079527
They'd announce it as such. Bye now.
>>72077597
Tell me more, please.
>>72077212
I understand, after every one of these threads I go into my garage and perform a summoning ritual.
Usually for my own protection and safety but with this knowledge, yes my emotions could be adding to the happening.
DAMN YOU PSYOPTS!
Hilarious. Orders are changed. They say that Heligoland's harbor and airfield are closed down. We're getting new cargo in one hour and we can talk a bit.
Just go this. It's the new destination. I'll get the key to understand it before we leave the harbor, but you're free to give me your guesses.
SdPiAnGoHsEaTuTrI>9k
>>72081419
so its unknown cargo, false flag, also can you go to jail for posting?
Please, please, purge the south.
You know in your heart this is the only way the country moves forward.
>>72081419
bump
>>72081419
Attepted bombing at Heligoland's harbor. Kek above Im calling it.
>>72081419
Here from a thread about chinese dick pills, just got a /pol/ apb.
WHAT THE FUCK
Is going on here boys?
Nukes?
Missing oceans?
We need a sticky?
We need comfy?
What's going on here lads?
>>72081419
>Germans ordering weapons to slaughter the invaders
THE TREMBLING HAND BECOMES A FIST!
This is literally all that's going on.
http://www.nj.com/weather/index.ssf/2016/04/was_it_a_meteor_solving_the_mystery_of_njs_tsunami_buoy.html
This is where this shitfest came from. We can all go home now.
>>72082872
Not yet. I wanna know what Hans Sauerkraut is doing in Heligoland.
>>72081419
>SdPiAnGoHsEaTuTrI>9k
It says
>It's happening. Im a role playing shit eater
>>72082962
Probably just shitposting.
epic RP thread guys
>>72067489
>
Date: 25th Apr 2016 05:48 PM
Continent: North-America
Country: USA
Location: [Scarlet Oak Terrace] Bowie, State of Maryland
Event: Event into space
BUT EVENT CANNOT INTO SPACE
>>72066502
this thread is gay but here's a bump
This thread is starting to slide into /x/ tier shitposting.
I'll believe this when it shows up on my magic happening alert map.
>>72066502
fug is happening?
>>72081419
>Heligoland's
http://www.dw.com/en/the-heligoland-lobster-experiment/av-19209337
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>>72083119
Please tell me how you got that result. Otherwise it is not any more beliveable than Hans Sauerkraut.
>>72082857
>Germans
>>72083253
>starting
>>72081419
>SdPiAnGoHsEaTuTrI>9k
SPAGHETT
dinosaur
not sure what l>9k corresponds to
>>72083793
Fuck it's an I godamnit
>>72083793
r9k reference
>>72082784
I got my money on missing oceans. fuckin atlantians are back and stealin shit alread. I'm callin it.
>>72083841
That still leaves us with the mystery of >9k.
>>72083119
It means [SdPiAnGoHsEaTuTrI] is our new OVER 9000
lots of earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. i don't see much about nuclear bombs though. time to revive the quake threads?
So it's finally le happening then?
>>72070126
>>72070192
>>72070857
>>72071984
>>72072901
>>72076661
how can you be this new
>>72084389
They're just not alert and noided like the rest of us, Anon-kun.
>>72084389
yeah my mind is blow, I've been using that site for years
>>72067489
>http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
>small earthquake around vienna
ITS A SIGN. HE COMES!
Its finally happening - confirmed
>>72069830
hahahaha Staten Island, I bet the jews told you and your crew not to snitch too
>>72066502
Earthquake in Georgia?
>>72071109
My ears are ringing too anon, it's weird.
>>72083119
I got, "sapient ghost eater"
>>72086980
>>72086996
hey they match up well
>>72086996
Block
TURN ON CNN HOLY SHIT
BYE BYE JAPAN
TANKS IN 30
I need updates people. Come on, move move move move move.
>>72087224
hanz probably is in prison or shot. I
>>72087224
Billions dead, US govt keeping it hush hush
>>72067489
>http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
>tfw you are the other person on pol that uses this as the "go to"
>>72087224
Hans Sauerkraut is kill. He will be remembered as the whistleblower that told /pol/ of the battle of Heligoland days before it was made public.
>>72066502
NJ here. Can confirm seeing shooting stars on the parkway.
>>72073831
You're in a gay bar? OP is a confirmed faggot.
>>72087505
His name was Hans Sauerkraut.
>>72066502
Two earthquakes just hit california ;OooooOOoOoOoOooo
>>72079275
humans and monkeys live on the same planet idiot
>>72087882
Georgia Arkansas North Carolina and Tennessee
The New Madrid awakens
>>72071444
Poland is invading.
>>72066502
Looking for news about this, but didn't see anything.
Did see this though
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-s-military-just-bought-five-bottlenose-dolphins-it-won-n560471
Does the Kremlin play Red Alert or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3UiNo7Oy1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qenwBIDLI
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ARE WE ALL. GOING TO DIE
>>72088836
no we aren't it was a tsunami that hit a dock, from a metor, and hanz is form the millitary, probably dead
>>72087882
Source? I live in San Francisco and I didn't feel any thing
GET INTO A BUNKER ITS HAPPENING MOTHER FUCKERS
>>72081419
>2 hours later
>No follow up
Germanon is either a total faggot or dead.
>>72088993
That's what your mom said when I was pounding her huge vagina
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
>>72089268
Canada go the fuck to sleep you fucking beaver fucker
>>72089399
Checked!
>fucking beavers is not a bad thing
Ok, sorry for shitposting
>>72089516
Hope you are aware more people live in weedifornia then in cuckanada
>>72087505
HEIL HAN
>>72089664
Isn't Cali considered "little Mexico" ?
>>72090049
No that's texass seriously there is 5 times more farmingniggers there
>>72090049
Isn't canada considered "little France"?
>>72090279
What? That's just grasping for dicks you nigger voting scumbag
>>72070995
>>72090279
Yes
>>72076176
>>72070284
What's it called
>>72090886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>72070318
Sauce
