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Tell me why isn't this banned? It almost killed me.
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Chink here. When I was back in US college I tried this during my freshman year. I thought it was just a different version of red-bull. But no. It was fucking meth or something.

I was rolling in the bed with accelerated palpitation & heavy sweating. Fuck it was a nightmare.

Why isn't this banned?
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>>72077964
Because not everyone is as weak as you
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>>72077964
Because the bottle is like 2-3 servings for a chinaman
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>>72078028
Fuck no.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/hour-energy-drinks-cited-13-deaths/story?id=17725137
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>>72077964
you're prob just not used to the chemicals in it like americans.
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>>72077964
Chinese food has too much MSG. It probably didn't mix well.
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>>72078096
Asians have always been afraid of caffeine. Koreans think redbull will kill you.
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>>72077964
how many did you drink? cause sure if you drink more then 1 then yea you're gonna have problems, which is why it says on the label "do no drink more then 1 within 24 hours"
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>>72078216
Redbull is fine for me...
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>>72078223
just 1 ffs. If I drank 2 I would never been here talking with you guys.
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>>72078262
Sure, nice propaganda china.
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>>72078240
The symptoms you describe sound like niacin overdose. Maybe you're sensitive to that.
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>>72077964

lol. I've gone nights with this + several other energy drinks + adderal and have been fine. Are you some 5'5 115 pound chink or something?
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>>72078240
Retburr*
>just had too
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All energy drinks are degenerate anyway. Don't take any more
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>>72077964
I agree they should be banned. I know this 15 year old kid that had a heart attack after drinking 2 monsters and going for a run with his dog. Somebody found him passed out on their lawn and got an ambulance. If they had found him like 10 minutes later or something he'd have died.
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>>72078262
The directions on the bottle literally say to consume half the bottle first.
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>>72078213
Only American Chinese food fills itself with MSG, it's the only way they can make it acceptable for our generally shitty palates.
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>>72077964
It's literally just fruit extract.

If five hour energy is almost enough to kill you, then you have a sincerely weak body. Not even an insult, but something may be wrong with your heart if a tiny bottle of extract almost killed you.

I used to drink one before every test that I crammed for. They worked great, but taste like horse piss.

Now Hornets? Fuck those things, never touching a hornet in my life.
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>>72077964
Its caffeine and Vitamin B12. The extra Vitamin B12 you will just piss out (no evidence it has any effect on energy) and the caffeine is not nearly enough to actually harm you. Those things are mostly placebo anyways. You can easily get more caffeine from a few cups of coffee.
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>>72077964
>china

nigger you have other things to worry about than 5 hour energy kek

its literally just caffeine and sugar

in china there is shit like fake eggs and other food products that would probably kill you
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uhh you probably shouldnt have drank one with nothing to do but lay in bed
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I drank one of those once after school. CocaCora literally has more effect on me than that shit.
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>>72078428
>i took this once

literally felt like i was gonna die and threw the other 3 away
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>>72078414
Is that actually true, or did you completely make that up. Not saying American food isn't shit, just really had the impression that MSG is actually an Asian thing.
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>>72078390
Leave it up to a leaf to ruin the fun
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>>72078390
You shouldn't ban things because people are too stupid to read directions. If anything it's just weeding out the stupids.
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>>72078390
He passed out from dehydration, which happens when you consume a shit tone of caffeine, don't drink any water to offset it, and then do physical activity. People being retarded is no reason to ban something.
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>>72078390
>I know this 15 year old kid that had a heart attack after drinking 2 monsters
He drank 2 fucking monsters. That's HIS fault.
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>>72078481
You are a much braver man than I am.
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The yellow race has an increased effect from drugs of all kinds.

I have a deeply decreased effect. I chug pills and liquor and gentlemen blunts and I feel nothing.

You know what's best for you. Make decisions carefully instead of blindly trusting what TV says.
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>wah wah I don't like this
>ban it
>wah wah wah
fucking chinks
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Panic attack. Had one the first time I smoked weed and I was totally convinced that I was dying.
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>>72078539
i used to be a degenerate junky with meth, cocaine and heroin

i have quit hard drugs though and only smoke weed now and it is degenerate but not as bad as before

this hornet shit literally made me feel like i was dying compared to any drug ive done honestly
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>>72077964
>The popular energy shot – which comes in 2 oz. packages and packs a powerful caffeine punch, equal to two cups of coffee

>Two cups of coffee.

Aaayyy.
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>>72078486
It's an asian thing, definitely not US only.
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>>72077964
I buy the 6 packs and have had 1 a day for like 2 years, I usually take it before going to work or the gym but if I have it with nothing to do im a little jittery for the first hour or so.
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>>72078297
This, I can't tell if this guy is serious. I drank four of those once and felt nothing. Caffeine has never had an effect on me. Fucking white genes just means we can metabolise everything efficiently.
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>TFW trying to learn mandarin
>TFW having dreams where I'm ordering coffee in chinese
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>>72078443
>fake eggs and other food products
No worries I'm immune to those. Serious talk.
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>>72077964
>being so weak that you need energy drinks
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>>72077964
There are days when I drink two of these and then drink more coffee on top of that. I've snorted, smoked, and injected meth. They are not even close.

You're just a little bitch.
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>>72078729
lel

what are they even made of
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If you think 5 hour energy is strong try one of these
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That's odd. I use to drink 2 a day at my old construction job and I was fine.

Maybe some sleeping problems.
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>>72078834
I donno. Plastic?
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>>72077964
BECAUSE WE ARE FREE
AND DO NOT NEED THE GOVERNMWNT TO MAKE ALL OUR DECISIONS.
WHY ISN'T POISONED MILK BANNED IN CHINA?
OH WAIT IT ALREADY WAS AND THE BAN HELPED NOTHING.
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>>72078890
this shit is strong for real tho
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>>72077964
Pussy.
Like holy fuck, it's just a large dose of vitamins and caffeine.
I've drank it drunk and high on Cocaine after popping 3 viagra and doing a line of ketamine offor a strippers ass.

You need to live some son.
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>>72078028
>This

Guessing OP is the idiot that sued Red Bull for it not giving him wings.
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>>72078890
I had one of those once. Didn't know you're not supposed to drink the whole thing at once. I thought I was about to have a heart attack and had to knock myself out with xanax.
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>>72078983
Are you non-white by any chance?
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>>72079078
i am white and i get "asian flush" when i drink alcohol
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You probably got a Chinese knockoff made of toilet water and rat poison.

There is just zero assurance what you are ingesting over there.
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>>72079156
Are you like 1/8th native american
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>>72079156
That's just being a pussy.
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>>72079156
Yes I guess it's an Asian thingy
>>72079207
I bought it in the USA.
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The only thing in it that actually does anything is the caffeine. You fucking retard.
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>>72077964
>>72078428
>>72078890

Look at you dumbasses with your "energy drinks"

This is the only real energy drink man needs. Pure, unadulterated power in a bottle.
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>>72077964
I always thought this shit was more mellow than redbull. It may be technically as bad, or worse for you, but redbull makes me jittery sometimes
>>72078961
>I've drank it drunk and high on Cocaine after popping 3 viagra
Me too senpai
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>>72078526
>>72078493
>>72078487
>>72078519
They sell this shit to kids though. I think that they should at least put an obvious warning and/or not sell them to minors because even aryan kids don't know better.
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>>72079271
It's
Just
Milk
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>>72079220
no i have irish heritage
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I once drank 4 of a similar drink in the UK. Different brand but essentially the same. Surprised I didn't die
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>>72079251
>caucasian

maybe that has something do with it :^)
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>>72078961
To be fair, if you don't regularly drink caffeine, such a large dose of it will give you increased heart rate and sweats to go along with it. If you've got heart problems (usually undiagnosed), then you'll likely die. There was a whole fiasco about it for a year some, I think, four or five years ago? Same with energy drinks.

Odds are, OP drank a whole one of those, when you're not really meant to drink a whole of them at one time.
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>>72077964
My wife drinks 2 to 4 of these every single day, plus caffeinated tea. How she's not dead yet I don't know.
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If it has high B12 content mixed with the caffeine, it may have triggered a panic attack
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>>72079156
>>72079251
Asian flush is a result of decrease in a specific enzyme.

The normal digestion process of alcohol in the human body is :
Alcohol > Aldehyde >Carboxcylic acid > out of the body

East Asians tend to have a lower amount of the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase than their european counterparts. This means while they can break alcohol down at the same rate roughly they get a build up of the aldehyde. This aldehyde build up is what causes the red face associated with drinking.

Interestingly enough Native Americans don't have the Alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme in the same extent as other people, so they actually can't break down the alcohol itself as well as others. This makes them "cheap dates" as they get drunk off of lower amounts of alcohol also probably contributes to the higher levels of alcoholism.
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>>72077964

I can't believe some poomaster became a millonaire off of these
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>>72079313
It's whole milk enriched with Vitamin D.
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>>72079548
i never knew that

i dont have native american blood though
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>>72079583
A poo in loo made it? Fuck I should've never tried it.
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>>72079251

You are probably just sensitive to caffeine. It makes some people jittery.

If you bought it in the states (outside of Chinatown) i.e. a reputable store, you really have no worries.

The US FDA isn't going to allow anything like that to be sold if there is even minimal danger. It's basically 2 cups of coffee with some vitamins.
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>>72077964
>>72078526
The fuck is wrong with you faggots? I've drank the overpriced 5 hour shit before and it did NOTHING for me, and that was when I was like 12-14.

Drank multiple cans of monster/redbull in short times too, surprise surprise they did JACK. I swear caffeine is a meme or I'm literally immune to it.
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>>72077964
>energy drinks

that stuff is not good for you.
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>>72079626
if you do get red in the face when you drink you may just naturally have a lower amount of the aldehyde dehydrogenase enzyme. What I said above is just trends in populations not absolutes.
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>drink pic related every day, the whole shot in one gulp
>sometimes two a day
>had to study for an exam
>just felt sort of tired but nothing serious

This went on for like 3-4 months. I'm not even a pre-med or anything, all this studying was for an architecture major.

The key is to drink water.
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>>72079696
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>>72079716
its not my face but when i drink i do get red around my neck and shoulder area noticably
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>>72077964
Sounds like a Niacin flush. Big deal, pussy.
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>>72079826
Could be the enzyme levels still. I'm not an MD or anything, just something I remembered from my Biochem class in college.
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>>72079865
http://youtu.be/CVwBMuYCDe4
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I'm sitting comfortable on a ~7-800mg caffeine / day habit.

I only buy the 5 hours if I'm flying and need something to mix into a gatorade. Otherwise it's just a mix of mio energy shots, monster zeros (sugar free/0cal), or the occasional pill.

the mio stuff is fucking great though. ~60mg per half teaspoon. I fill up a 32oz bottle of water and mix it in a few times a day. Keeps that water cycling and the buzz going.
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>>72078390
was the dog retarded?

why didn't it do anything?
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>>72077964
You're a pussy, OP.

I literally take 2000mg of caffeine pills before I lift, my tolerance is so high I barley feel anything from it.
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>>72078390

sounds like dehydration or congenital heart problems

Faggot shouldn't have been running in the first place, it had nothing to do with the drink. It's just a moderate caffeine shot with vitamins and meme hocus pocus additives, like Taurine and l-tyrosine

2 cans of monster isn't more dangerous than a few cups of coffee. Certainly less healthy, but not acutely dangerous.
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>>72080397
>nothing to do with the drink
http://youtu.be/CVwBMuYCDe4

where are your sources?
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>>72078414
MSGs are what gives food the signature Asian umami taste. So it is very prevalent in Asia.
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>>72080229
caffeine pills =/= energy drinks. there's a lot of other stuff in 'em
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>>72078223

lmao, I had to drink 3 to get through a ten hour day once, -

That said, I hadn't slept the previous few nights, but I had three within a few hours.

Never fucking again.
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>not slamming a pack of this

you never lived
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>>72077964
Are you a fucking toddler or something? I can drink like 3 of those and not feel a fucking thing.
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If this thread took off we'd see an energy drink be put out by tencent in a month after they successfully eliminated competition via slander
These filthy slant eyed cunts always do this shit
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>>72080704
looks like you would die

reminds me of synthetic cannabinoid blends packaging that youd find in a headshop
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>>72079292
>I think that they should at least put an obvious warning

It has a warning right on the can..
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>>72080704

You madman.

Reminds me of the time when I still lived in the UK and I bought some herbal viagra from a paki corner shop.

Had a bone on for two hours, fucking hurt man.
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https://youtu.be/CVwBMuYCDe4

mfw aussies can shitpost but can't handle caffeine
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>>72077964
OP those are garbage. I drank one recently and puked(srs)

Get on the good shit that doesn't have bullshit in it and tastes waayyyyyy better + no hardcore crash either

10/10 would buy(this is my second box, comes with two shot glasses that you refill)

Pic related muh box
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>>72077964
Tfw I wash these down with a cup of coffee.
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>>72077964
>Drinks 5 hour energy
>Rolls in bed

You wouldn't happen to be a porn star would you OP? 5 hour energy doesn't even belong in the bedroom.
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>>72080892
lol why did you even think it was a good idea
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>>72077964
I had two today.

Wrote a paper for 18 hours with only 2 hours of sleep the night before.

Life sucks.
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>>72077964
>sugar overdosing
>not using modfinil / modavigil

magna cum lumpen
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>>72080561

>where are your sources?

....the ingredients in the drink? It isn't rocket science, or rocket fuel for that matter.

>premixed alcohol energy drink

Nice video. Alcohol alone and fuck people up badly and quickly, especially teenage girls. You don't pair superdoses of a CNS depressant with a stimulant under any circumstances. An irish coffee or four loko are safe by virtue of dose and ratio. Go get hammered then take 600-1000 mg of caffeine pills. You'll be fine :^)

There's no peculiar danger posed by energy drinks, the caffeine dose is about the same as a decent cup of coffee and nothing else is much more than a dietary blunder.
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>>72078330
Retoburru you fucking tryhard
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>>72078396
literally
>>72078428
literally
>>72078443
literally
>>72078472
literally
>>72078481
literally
>>72078642
literally
>>72079666
literally
>>72080229
literally
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>>72081172
literally autism
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>>72081172
You are literally a faggot.
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>>72081269
did being a junkie make you literally retarded?
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>>72081044

I was pretty drunk, and I saw this little rolled up suspect package, read it and saw "Male enhancement" ..

So, me and my mates all bought one, and the shopkeeper gave us the "You're gonna have sexual emergencies lads" look.

We didn't care.

God it was hell.
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>>72077964
It's not for low energy people,
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>>72077964
>Why isn't this banned?
Fuck off.
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>>72081371
it made me great again
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>>72078428
Definitely more than fruit extract. B vitamins usually come from animal products, caffeine could be considered a fruit extract I suppose.
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>>72081172

Literally cancer
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>>72081392
lel
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That shit is incredible. I hadn't slept in 60 hours and it got me through an 8 hour long day at a chess tournament. I'm really cool huh?
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>>72080974
When I do this I've noticed if you accept the power of a super saiyan and are actually working or moving about its great but if you're sitting around you're going to have a bad day. Web music helps.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0
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>>72080229
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>72077964
Faggot commie
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>>72077964
>Takes liquid B vitamin drink with minimal caffeine
>Can't handle it

Geez, Chang, how are you going to be making those Apple products for 16 hours each day if you can't keep your energy levels up?
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>>72078428
nigga theres no "fruit" ingredients. Its a cocktail of chemicals, less diluted red bull.
Most people don't give a shit what they put in their bodies as long as it makes them work more efficiently. Energy drinks are ghetto cocaine and meth
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>>72080659

Not really.

>B vitamins
do nothing
>ginseng
does almost nothing
>gaurana
just caffeine
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>>72081477

It was one of those erections where it's good at first, but then it gets thick as fuck and the blood being used is needed elsewhere, and your body knows this, but can do nothing about it.

Ended up getting a sloppy BJ from a slag in the pub bathroom.

Ah, well, at least that ended the saga.
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>>72078428
Never took those. They had some shit called mini thins when I was in high school. It was just ephedrine I think. I knew a kid that almost died from taking to many.
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>>72080704
DMAA was the active ingredient in Dyna Pep, though it was listed as under one of it's other names: 2-amino-4-methylhexane.

This substance can be ordered in pure form off the internet (I just picked up 10 grams). If you choose to acquire some, make sure you have a scale that can measure .001 grams (dont get the cheapest one). DMAA can be felt at around 7mg (.007g) but most people use around 15-25mg (.015-.025g) to get twacked out.
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>>72081887
lmao
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>>72080229
YOUR HEART WILL ASSPLODE HOLY SHIT
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>>72081507
>weeb music
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>>72082016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI here u go friend
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>>72081410

b12 is a byproduct of bacteria. Animal sources have it by either supplementation, fortification, or internal conversion by the body (in the case of herbivores).

I would imagine b12 is far more costly to attain from animal products, given the arbitrary medial expense.
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>>72082006

You don't understand lad.
Big cums, I'd have loved big cums

But no ammount of cums would kill this fucking boner.

TLDR:

Never buy male enhancement from shady brown men.
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>>72077964
I used to drink that stuff. It's like guzzling 2 black cups of coffee in a minute, makes your heart race for a second or two but after that you're fine.

I'm, not even big, I'm a manlet (5'8") that's skeleton mode 135lb. Asians confirmed pussy.
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>>72080704
>>72080836
>>72080892
https://www.nutrivitashop.com/products/10pu1dmusp-html
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>>72082112

>I would imagine b12 is far more costly to attain from animal products, given the arbitrary medial expense.

Meaning that you can attain b12 from proper bacteria cultures*
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sounds like you are retarded
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>>72078028
Why do zips hate chinks?
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>>72082156

What is this magical product?
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>>72082258
it will fuck you up desu and not in a good way
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>>72082112
Bacteria still isn't a fruit though.
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>>72077964
There are warnings on the label. You don't think they considered idiots like you?
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>>72078390

>We should ban 5 hour energy because your friend drank 2 Monsters and almost died
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>>72082329

You don't eat the bacteria :^)
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>>72081172
maybe suicide is the next best course of action
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>>72082205
All Asians hate other types of Asians, I've learned this after befriending some from various ethnicities.
Japs/Koreans are the worst, I don;t know why.
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>>72082258
Yeah I wouldn't even look at it without a good scale and a good amount of self control. If you don't have both you have a good chance of having a heart attack.
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Samefagging Preteen Autists: The thread
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>>72082375
I was responding to someone claiming the 5hr is only fruit extracts.
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>>72079666
I experience the same shit, tons of energy drinks do little or nothing for me - Black coffee and NOS are the only things that work.
I think it's because I had a job that basically required caffeine pills to function
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>ban what I don't like
fda should be abolished
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What a pussy. Those are nothing compared to half a bottle of redline and I drink 2 a day. Awesome shit, used by coke and Ritalin addicts to get clean.
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>>72082550
prove it
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Hey mates, while we're here...
Has anyone found any benefits from nootropics, the "brain enhancer" pills? Caffeine gives me a bit of a headache (although most nooteopics have caffeine in them)

They're also kinda expensive...
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>>72082550
?
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>>72082323
I'm intrigued.

What's it supposed to do?
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What would happen if you drank a 5 hour energy every 5 hours?
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can anyone help us what he has and bump the thread >>72081419
>>72081419
>>72081419

>german bro unknown cargo with military key harbor and air field is closed
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>>72078665
I drink coffee by the litre and consume whole cases of lipovitan D at once and I still fall asleep at my desk
If meme sodas are killing you, you are already dead
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>>72082205
They have no souls
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Anyone here taking any kind of "drug"(i.e caffeine) to induce "gains" is an autist.

I have absolutely RIPPED calves from hiking 7 miles up 2000 feet 4 days a week.

And I didnt need any weird drugs/herbal bullshit to achieve it either...
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>>72082069
No thanks I'll stick to my weeb music.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0
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I Drank two of fuckers once and went to the gym. Needless to say I passed out from heart palpitations/panic attack
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>>72082622
you would transcend human conscientious
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>>72082622
100% brain power
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>>72082665
Oh and I went from 150/90 (blood pressure) to 113/70 after a month of said workout.

Only hard work will get you REAL gains.
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>>72078216
Japan has caffeinated everything. Coffee in coffee on coffee in vending machines and conbini everywhere.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/coffee-health-benefits_n_4102133.html

Obviously not about energy drinks but caffeine in general isn't bad for you. People in my family tend to have brain issues later on in life (like go batshit insane)

>"Researchers from the University of South Florida and the University of Miami found that people older than 65 who had higher blood levels of caffeine developed Alzheimer’s disease two to four years later than others with lower caffeine."

Personally I like monster zero because it doesn't have sugar or food coloring
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>>72081773
It doesn't have a ton of taurine in it at least. Plus the caffeine content is only about 150mg which is equivalent to a cup of coffee.
It has a lot of b vitamins which tend to keep people awake if you take enough of them
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>pill popping mericans think this shit is safe for daily consumption

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/08/03/heart-attack-victims-spouse-sues-5-hour-energy-maker-for-wrongf/

27 y/o man died from this shit
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>>72082665
ur name thing looks pretty close to fagot XD
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>taking kike concoctions for energy
>not just eating right and exercising

PURE
PLEB
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>>72082616
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylhexanamine#Safety

it basically gives you vasoconstriction and if you do strenuous tasks you can get fucked up and there has been deaths attributed to it
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>>72082682
I meant this not Luvoratory although it is great!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xqF72NVwIx4
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>>72082791
prob was a numale
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>>72082156

Read that as
> 5G %100 Pure MDMA $29.99
>tfw
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>>72082815

I'm fucking sold, I'm gonna order some, - look for a thread in a few days.

Maybe I'll give some to my chinese friend and see if he dies lmao
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>>72079517
shes going to die if you dont do something thats fucking horrible for you
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>>72082842
$30/g domestic MDMA on the darknet m80
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>>72082636
>lipovitan D
You could save a lot of money buying the ingredients raw and taking them in capsules.
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>>72082896
lel absolute madman
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The official website lists the active ingredients of 5-hour Energy as: vitamin B6, folic acid, vitamin B12, sodium, taurine, glucuronolactone, malic acid and N-Acetyl L-tyrosine, L-phenylalanine, caffeine, and citicoline.[1]

The product is not U.S Food and Drug Administration approved and contains no sugar or herbal stimulants.[2]

>not FDA approved

>sold on shelves

???
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>>72082947

For real though, I'll take some before work, then I'll take some after work and go to the gym, then I'll probably mix it with a little booze.

Degeneracy is fun when it's journaled.

Feel like I might die tbqhdesu
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>>72082953

God bless America.
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>>72082953
fda is a bunch of fag boys
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>>72082785
What's wrong with taurine?

>Taurine (/ˈtɔːriːn/), or 2-aminoethanesulfonic acid, is an organic compound that is widely distributed in animal tissues.[1] It is a major constituent of bile and can be found in the large intestine, and accounts for up to 0.1% of total human body weight.
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>>72078028
Holy shit OP just got Nanking'd
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>>72082791
What a pussy.
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>>72082947
>>72082896
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>>72082636
We're pretty much immune to caffeine now, I think. Coffee is just a generic drink to me that does almost nothing to keep me awake.
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>>72082953
None of that stuff needs to be fda approved, it's just vitamins, caffeine, and a couple other harmless supplements.
You can buy all that stuff at your drug store separately and whip up your own 5-hour energy if you really wanted. It's all common OTC supplements.
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>>72078634
Same desu. Accidentally pulled on a bong for like 5 seconds then ripped the whole thing. Layed on the grass thinking i was gonna die afterwards. Then got super high
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>>72083167

(you)

This is the drug I crave.
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Anyone ever take nootropics?
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>>72083179
Can you Draw well?
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>>72082896
>>72082947
I have some. If you have a decent scale, decent health, and common sense, it is perfectly safe.

>I posted a link for a good source of pure in this thread
>ctrl+f 'tash'
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>>72083257

I can, what do you need senpai?
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>>72083225
It's the only thing that gets me off anymore, outside of my Rhodesian Fantasies and cleaning my guns.
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>>72077964

take it with a bronkaid you pussy
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>>72083338

That looks like paradise.

Here, have a (you) my comrade. x
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>>72083324
no doubt if you have an accurate scale and room with no draft chemicals dosed in micrograms can be safe or with volumetric measuring

but most people dont do that
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>>72078390
I am in the National Guard and over the winter we had to run inside.

Thia black guy had stayed up all night drinking redbull and watching anime with another guardsmen. He had a heart attack 5 minutes or about a half mile into running and died minutes later.

First time I ever felt bad for a monkey desu
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>Chinese
Trying to post about something needing regulation.
Nice try zipperhead
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I've had full weekends candyflipping every 6 hours and aside from the godawful feeling of having to piss all the time while being extremely thirsty I've been fine.

There's nothing better than a full prepared weekend trip. LSD, some weed to enhance it, DMT for the LSD peak, molly to make it all more enjoyable and some opiates like clonazepam to sleep like a baby (or in case someone starts tripping balls). Shit's great. The next 2 days suck tho. No dopamine at all.

Shit, I've even had some weird ass taiwanese energy powder that got me nuts and I've been fine.

Know your body and what it can do.
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>>72083331
I was curious if that was the same Malaysian anon that always has draw threads in /pol/
>I can, what do you need senpai?
Got anything you'd care to share? I studied art history like a pleb, let me make some use of my $60,000 paper
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>>72083393
Good thing this drug isn't active on the microgram scale. I'm pretty sensitive to stims and I'd place this one's threshold around 5mg, well within the abilities of a sub 100$ scale from amazon.
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>>72083156
Kek
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>>72082945
A case of it is like 500 yen for 10 bottles if you get the generic, it's a less revolting caffeine source than bottled coffee at least
If I got caffeine pills I would probably just keep taking them until I hit the LD50

This stuff worked pretty well the few times I drank it
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>>72083456
Clonazepam is a benzo not an opiate.
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>>72083387
have a rare Assad on me, friend.
No, I insist. It's for you.
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>>72083469

I'm pretty shit desu senpai

fulltimegilly on deviantart

Have a look

PLS no stalk me
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>>72082636
I had a Libo this morning, and am having coffee now due to extreme boredom threatening to make me fall asleep.
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>>72083575

Beautiful
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>>72078096

> Article goes on to say it's essentially impossible for these to kill you.

Okay.
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>>72083456
LSD and molly DEFINITELY affect dopamine. Don't you have the internet? Your post is like, really inaccurate man.
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>>72083529
Plus, I actually like the taste, and that neon yellow colour.
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>>72077964
I've drank those before without a problem. I think it's because people from your country are small and weak like turtle while ours are large and strong like majestic whale
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>>72083662
I like the way it makes my pee glow in the urinal, and on my pants
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>>72083736
you forgot the image. I got you bro.
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>>72083598
I appreciate you sharing Anon. Thank, i'll look now.
>PLS no stalk me
Don't worry, I'm not like other anons, I'm a cool anon!
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>>72082205
they are all the same
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Isn't it mostly B vitamins? How shitty is your body
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>>72083768

Like actually glow? That's fucking cool as shit, anywhere I can get this imported to the US?
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>>72083494
I wouldn't start on random drugs annon. Try the Bermuda Truangle method of you don't want your body to get used to the effects of your daily high. Drink your caffeine and energy drinks for a month and when they start to not effect you start drinking for about a month just enough to get buzzed. The third month smoke a Marijuana. By the fourth month your body tolerance for caffeine should be down again. You can avoid being totally sober for the most part while still being able to deal with your family and worklife.
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>>72083551
Yeah my bad, meant opiates AND clonazepam. Always keep some benzos while tripping. I usually have the idea that enduring a bad trip can do wonders to you, but some people can get really fucked up so one clona will do the trick.

>>72083650
Read again. LSD and molly will deplete your dopamine. The hangover will make you feel fucking depressed. That's why sometimes the next days suck.
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>>72083875

You're not like the other guys? ..
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>>72083768
Never had that happen.
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>>72083959
nah that dude knows his shit man
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>>72083469
No, I don't try to draw much. Besides, you don't recall that he was allergic to capital letters and punctuation?

I'm glad he's gone for now though. The autistic attention seeking near the end of it probably did not put much money into his Patreon as he wanted. I do not like it when some asshat causes people to filter a flag and I don't get to have proper conversations.
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>>72083959
Sorry about that grammar. I'm playing a Yusuga no Sora trivia game as I post.
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>>72083959
Caffeine month = happy dad month
Alcohol month = crazy dad month
Marijuana month = chill dad month
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>>72083959
I'm holding up just fine, thanks for the concern.
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>>72077964
to have LD50 you need to drink one for every 10kg
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>>72083959
>Try the Bermuda Truangle method of you don't want your body to get used to the effects of your daily high. Drink your caffeine and energy drinks for a month and when they start to not effect you start drinking for about a month just enough to get buzzed. The third month smoke a Marijuana. By the fourth month your body tolerance for caffeine should be down again. You can avoid being totally sober for the most part while still being able to deal with your family and worklife.
I do all three of these everyday, I don't know what this psycho is carrying on about but you should all be doing at least these three drugs everyday to keep a limber mind in these trying times.
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>>72079292
They do idiot
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>>72084045
>I do not like it when some asshat causes people to filter a flag and I don't get to have proper conversations.
That would piss me off as well. I forgot he never used caps, also glad hes been gone for a while. Sorry, My mistake.
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>>72084352
I feel like all three every month is a little overboard and costly but whatever is whatever.
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>China in charge of lecturing people on product safety
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When I was 14 I had 4 Redbulls and I almost died kek
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>not taking 4 scoops of mr hyde everyday
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>>72077964
I don't think you're supposed to be in bed after drinking that
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>>72084509
>costly
It's a plant

Cheap wine and Coffee are abundant everywhere.
This is just the minimum drug regime you should be taking daily.
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>>72077964
>misuse product labeled as dangerous if misused
>hurr durr why is this allowed, I need to live in a room made of pillows
kill yourself
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>tfw when you know meth is actually safer than these combo drinks
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The real question is why do people drink that headache inducing ass instead of taking provigil like a true patrician?
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>>72077964
The fuck?! I take these all the time and thats never once happened to me
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>>72084636
Agreed.
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>>72084772
Not all of us have prescriptions. Quit bragging.
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>>72084784
You are not asian.
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>>72084636
I don't like wine and family forbids coffee (Utah) so I've got to buy it at gas stations to keep them happy. Can't drink at home as well and that plant is pricy where I live and you guessed it won't grow any myself.
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>>72080561

>dont tell me to control myself
>tell companies to not make energy drinks
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>>72077964
Holy shit this wasn't just me? I had to head to work at 3am one day and stopped by the convenience store to grab one of these and it almost fucking killed me. Same thing right down to the heart palpitations.
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>>72084895
> checked flag
My gf is Canadian so yeah she has the same symptom
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>>72077964
Its not made for chink hearts.
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Oh wow, I actually have one of these above me on my shelf right now
bought it a year ago in case I had to stay up during finals or something.
Never ended up using it, I just take caffeine pills instead.

It's grape flavored and extra strength.
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>>72085078
Now take it. Post stamp. And see what happens.
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