ITT: Type the most occa (aussie) thing you can think of
How can white bois even compete
>>71906003
feeling like a top bloke having the most teeth in the centrelink queue
Cunt
heres some inspo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
Yeahnah cunnox
That's not a noife.
>>71906003
Yea nah cunt
Yeah, nah.
>>71906003
>>71906003
this video should be required viewing for all aussies and all australian studies classes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo
>>71906003
WHEEL OF GOON
>>71906176
>>71906183
>>71906192
Fuck, good timing ayy
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>71906003
Shitposts
>>71906244
this guy's face is so comical
>>71906061
nucken futs m8
>>71906043
UNDERRATED POST
>>71906003
Kangaroo :) haha lol thanks for reading post
>>71906003
>just waiting for a mate
>darren and damo
>centrelink
>state of origin
>VB
>XXXX
>steroidsonic
>trenbolone acetate (hurr muh natural bodybuilding)
>zyzz
>hektik hektor
>rangas
>gangas
>roos
>dingos eating babies
>drop bears
>cronulla riots
>bottle-o
>servo
>golden gaytime
>dollarydoos
>commodore
>collingwood jumper
>bogans
>abos
>suck me off nek station ya dumb dog
list goes on
>>71906003
who the fuck says occa anymore cunt
>>71906003
>mfw australia actually has a NATIONAL SORRY DAY
>>71906003
Oi, mate.
wot
Ur a cunt
Fuk off ya imbecile dick
Nah, you fuck off
U wan a go mate
shit, you're fokin smelly twat who just tryin to get myself in danga.
I'll get my whole emu gang on your ass you fanny fuck
Come on then, you scrubby shit
I'll get my Vergemite and stick it up yer arse until you get to feel disgusted by et.
I'll ge get my fokin smacking koala and beat your silly so much they won't be able to recognize your ass-faced cunt.
Wot can ye lost from et, eh?
I'LL FUCKING SHANK YOUR ASS WITH MY FUCKING DICK AND SHOVE MY SHIT INSIDE YOU.
YOU WON'T DO JACK SHIT YOU GASH
Yeah, nah.
I can't be arsed with it, too much problem with it.
Yah, me too.
Ey, want to go and do some else?
Like what?
Like killing yourself?
Fuck off, ya cunt
Idk what i just typed.
>>71907190
w2c that joocy font rendering?
>>71907610
>he doesn't use a Mac
how poor can u get lmao
Why do they sound like drunk South Africans?
>>71907674
desu I think it mostly looks like that because it was taken on a higher dpi screen than I have
>>71906003
Howard can't bat and can't bowl for shit
>>71906003
Cunts shit hot
>>71906279
you mean uno goono?
>>71906003
THIS IS MY LAND
SUCK ME OFF THE NEXT STATION PLEASE
AND I SAY YE YE
>>71906003
That kids show about the red and pink alien blob things that had a friend with a vagina for a mouth.
Also FUCK OFF WERE FULL
>>71906766
Fuck mate that's a pretty good list. I feel like our government funded Internet shitposting program is really paying off.
>>71906003
Sundie was pretty fucken good mate. I had a couple of snags off the barbie for tea with a stubby of VBs while I watched Daryl's new show - it's a shocker, by the way - on the telly in my Stubbies and a Bingtang tshirt I got off me last trip to Bali.
hello young man, is there any chance you could possibly spare me a cigarette?
>>71907674
>using a cuck computer
why am i not surprised, muhammad jafar ibn al BMW al heinrich
>>71907955
>government funded internet shitposting program
>mein sides
i have heaps mates from down under and some are basically family. i need to visit and not leave, bring some huge shampoo and conditioner bottles filled with testosterone propionate and tren ace, put it into vials after clearing the infamous aus customs and then amass my fortune of australian funny money
my body is ready
>inb4 beaten to death by bikies for selling gear on their turf
>>71906061
Not bad sonny Jim.
>>71906003
yeah nah mate ur a cunt
>>71908048
Whats a pinger?
>>71908167
pills
Either ecstasy or Mdma
>>71908167
fuck off ya cunt
>>71908201
Dingers being mdma usually
Shit cunt
>>71908048
Every. Fucking. Time
>>71908167
Its a tablet blokes in Melbourne push into their arses and then dance like poofters for a few hours after
>>71906003
The V8 may be the mating call of the feral bogan cunt, but the sound of a V6 commodore hitting the limiter in a single-pegger of fury is the unofficial Australian anthem.
>>71908417
FUCKING SUMMERNATS CUNT
youre a dumb cunt mate
>>71908441
A D V A N C E A U S T R A L I A F A I R
>>71906279
>>71907892
It's called Goon of Fortune.
>>71906003
Fuckin', how fucked is this shit? The ute's rooted, and I'm parched, the dam's dryer than a nun's nasty and this turkey couldn't organise a blowjob in a whore house. Shit's fucked.
>>71908511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6BRysuynRE
>>71906244
who is he?
>>71908990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5Hn-5l2o4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55vgxNaaBY
kek
Most Australian thing I can think of:
G'day Bruce ya cunt! Wanna come over this avo for a tinny or two and get sloshed as boongs? Just got me centrelink cheque and a carton of durries. Bout to go pick up some sheilas in the ute for some wristies!
>>71906003
We'll never be Canaddaaaaa!
>>71906061
Tops...
>most teef in mi fucken hed at Cenno
>>71909289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i2eZaJsC7g
>ute
lol.............The Aussie's setting up "safe car rides" for Muslims after a Muslim killed their fellow countrymen in the Lindt candy store
>cucks
>>71906918
Now show my yfw your country elected a nigger president
>>71909395
only if you show me yfw you get rolled by abos for ciggies, nekminnit wake up without teeth in hospital
>>71906918
It's easier than recognising them as human beings in our constitution.
Melbourne is full of chinks, gooks, slopes, curries, SJW's and faggots. They are bringing in sudanese too.
It's a diverse place.
>>71909436
Thats why St Louis has more crime than a country of 25 million people.
>>71909357
Red is Maryam Veiszadeh, curator of the Australian Islamicaphobia Register and all around... Yeah.
I'll admit I have Islamaphobia, they keep fuckin' killing people and walk around scowling in their hijabs all day, be dumb not to.
"Oh Allah how terrible this is, Muslims are truly the real victims here, and not this gay man who would be lovingly and respectfully treated in my culture."
>>71909616
i wouldn't know, i don't live anywhere near that nigger infested shithole
>>71909532
:^) (^:
>>71909606
Sydney is full of the Religion of Peace. Trade you. No backs.
>>71909777
those chinese dindu nuffin wrong dey good bois
let me borrow your lighter damo, giz a vegemite ciggie an all, youve got heaps mate, fack damo
>>71907190
Sounds England...
>>71909834
Again, sounds too English
>>71907921
Plasmo?
>>71909812
Listen close son. Remember my words. Nothing is as bad as living around mass Islam.
Our Chinese suburb, Eastwood, is good. Culturally interesting, pretty friendly, smells like fish, and sanitation can vary a bit, but it's fine.
Our Islamic suburbs are hotbeds of rebellion and crime wherein an alien culture breeds animosity against their generous hosts, and generally causes shit.
Also, our Chinese are generally either Buddhist or Christian, and the Christian ones are pretty bro-tier. Second generation Chinese-Aussie blokes are better than Sikhs. The women can become crazed SJW cock-whores but.
>>71906003
Fucken sconned this this skitz galah this arvo at the bottle o. Piffed a Teddy at him cos he asked me for my hunjy and a durrie , the derro. I said yeah nah get fucked fuck off and he pissed bolted. Come round at sparrows fart bring ya Jaydens, cobbers.
Sudanese in Melbourne follow richfags home when they are out driving their BMW or Merc.
Then they kick the door in and threaten the family with knifes and blunt instruments and burg the joint.
Agro burgs are whats hot with sudanese.
>>71907921
>>71910342
Hurr Derr; nothing wrong with being bought-out by gooks, or becoming a hybrid race of elliot roger betas, hurr derr...
He's got a knife ?
*swing*
That's a knife.
>>71910324
>Nothing is as bad as living around mass Islam.
i will remember this in case we have to see our 22nd amendment go up in flames when Bill Clinton wipes his arse with it and takes his 3rd term and his psychopath wife imports terrorist sympathizers
>tfw jade helm was a military practice for when the niggers and mudshits try to take over
>tfw military looks more and more appealing every day
i hope to fuck that we get President Trump and not the horrible 4-8 years of darkness alternative reality
>>71906003
Fucking muzzed cunt, did I just get pranked by the prank patrol because I'm off my fucking tits right now.
this podcast is the most shitlord occur aussie shit of all time:
https://radio.therightstuff.biz/2016/04/13/knockoff-003-the-5-stages-of-cuckold-ross/
the best 2hour strayan shitposting banter larp fest of all time
>>71908048
Fuck of nick
Idiocy.
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
>>71906003
I wish I was British
Bruce, Kevo, and Gaz all died from getting nipped by a snake, those cunts.
>>71913393
did you just copy paste our slang you fuck?
>>71913657
I saw it posted here by an Aussie once a long time ago and repost it once in a while.
>>71906003
>Type the most occa (aussie) thing you can think of
My guns were lost in a tragic boating accident.
>>71906150
0/10
Proper mad cunt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
>>71909357
>implying that wasn't an excellent shitposting opportunity.
I offered to give Muslims free rides to the airport, either with a 1 way ticket thrown in or hoping that they 'had a blast' depending on what would generate the most mad.
The butthurt was immense.
Cunt
>>71906003
Goon bags, schoolies, centrelink, bogans, abbos, Perth is shit, Gina Reinhardt, Coal Industry fucking the arable land and economy, China's bitch, waltzing matilda, malcolm "turnt" turnbull
>>71906003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
