Do you guys ever think about the poor FBI and CIA faggots who must have to go through /pol/?
Imagine them trying to explain our memes
heh, they probably outsourced it
>>71743726
Knowing how active they are on here because of the good old days of cp spammers and because of people who've done terrible shit irl and posted it on here, I'd venture a guess that any of them assigned to /pol/ might become at least a little bit redpilled after a few months of browsing.
>>71743726
Did you see what happened to Butters?
>>71743726
Harriet Tubman is going to work at the KFC and there is nothing the Treasury Department can do about it!
>>71743726
Someone post the "imagine having to try and explain spurdo" post from nsa bro
I work in IT.
The only people who monitor chatlogs are Pajeets who can barely read english, and 90% of their work is done by word filters.
>>71746350
>I work in IT
>I know how every institutions IT department works
Let me know when my printer is ready fukboi, gain some experience and stop painting with a roller.
BANE?
>>71743726
He wasn't alone.
>>71746275
Anyone got this? Sounds pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp8qUeEHPZ0
I wonder if they think the memes are funny
>>71744096
To understand us, they must be like us. The FBI can either lazy-label us as neo-nazis or dig deep enough to become like us.
The moment a rational mind gets caught in /pol/'s rhetoric, it's over.
>>71747565
Pretty sure this is it, I can only see thumbnails when picking my images to upload
>>71747913
Yeah that's the one
>>71744096
>Government goes on /pol/
>Govenment gets redpilled
Soon we will have Donald and Hilary calling each other Cucks and Obama talking about Dindo nuthins.
I like this. More!
>>71743726
The funny part is a lot of the shit on /pol/ probably really is correct to some degree so they legitimately probably are concerned about certain shit on here (hence when you see certain info and shit what shouldn't be on here deleted within seconds of it being on the 1st page, etc)
Tbqh family the FBI/CIA probably thinks like a lot of /pol/tards considering a lot of the shit /pol/ digs up typically does have truth to it, and in the years i've been browsing i've seen "sensitive" posts about government shit be deleted within seconds of it being posted on the 1st page (as in it being deleted so quick by the time i press the catalog button 2 seconds later its already gone).
I've seen that type of shit on /pol/ a lot more than say /b/ or /x/ or even /k/, so i think it's safe to assume the government is interested in /pol/ probably above all others (Reddit, Tumblr, etc), because /pol/ actually isn't full of a bunch of stupid PC niggers who sugarcoat everything...well at least not all of us are.
CIA here. We track all of your IP addresses in case anything hostile happens.
You're all #CruzMissiles now
>>71748186
I remember that one picture where the guy claimed to be blackbagged and his GPS tag was on an island.
inb4 post deleted
>>71748189
i cant believe people still use virgin and basement dweller as insults
in fucking 1998 this insult was already lame
>>71743726
I think all leafposts are actually CIA
>>71743726
don't care at all. hopefully they join us in existential despair and inanity.
This thread is giving me some good keks
>>71747565
>>71746275
Imagine them trying to explain country banter and relationship of one another to their boss
>Well you see, the Australians are the biggest shitposters
>Shitposters? They post their actual shit on the internet?
>No, yea, well, there was that one guy, but , nevermind. like, guys who post provocative content on purpose to try to bait other users to react
>Bait?
>Yea, okay look, heres a thread telling Indians to "poo in the loo". It is funny to them because Indians have a problem with public defecation, the Indian government even made a song about it, it is pretty funny. There also is the "Designed Shiting streets", because India actually has streets designed for shiting, not kidding. Fucking subhumans right?
>Stop, Wilson, this is disgusting. First of all, subhumans, really? Second, are we wasting resources on this scat fetishist website? I will get Mully to investigate who got us this bad intel, probably FBI fuckers trying to get our budget cut again. You on the other hand. You need some fresh air, so I put you on field mission. Nothing major, get on a plane to Caucasus, meet your contact, you are grabbing some doctor. And get that cheap goddamn frog statue of the table, for for Pete's sake.
>Y-yes boss.
>>71748741
I need some military surplus kek rations.
>>71747565
>Honey, how was work?
>Fine, grmbl,...
>What happened?
>Was it a difficult case?
>Uhm,.. well we're still chasing down multiple suspects
>A Drug kingpin codenamed "Pepe"plus some INTERNET GOOKS and uncle Adolf
>Oh...
>Anon, I wants divorce
>>71748317
Yeah shit like that is one example, among others ive seen throughout the years what got deleted before any posts at all could be made, or only a few.
But that's the type of shit im talking about, /pol/ isn't just stupid racist shit what holds no real intelligence value like say stormfront, i've actually seen /pol/ uncover some serious shit in my day, not to mention the people who occasionally post like you said, there is no doubt agencies monitoring /pol/, they're probably both privately funded also, doubt it's just the government.
There was one dude who actually made a living editing articles and reporting changes to Wikipedia articles, etc, online, he worked for various companies who would hire people to keep on eye on online reviews/propoganda about their item/product, etc, dude posted detailed proof of it but it was shortly deleted, he basically confirmed that Wikipedia is ran by literal leftist shills who pay physical cash to have their ideas pushed on the site.
This is just one of many.
If I was wanting to catch nutcases I think r9k would be the board of choice.
>>71748900
/b/ has most likely been hosted by the FBI since 2006. /pol/ probably has admin access by the Feds, at least.
>>71748760
kek
>>71748189
Why is reddit getting so triggered at the word cuck? Are you a cuck?
They read our email why would they bother with /pol.
>>71744096
I don't they are allowed to be on pol duty for very long for that reason. Maybe 1 week tops.
Ok
>>71748978
Eh as much weird shit and some serious i've seen on /b/ i wouldn't say the intelligence community would be worried about a board what is majority porn threads (literally most of the time), back in the day when before /pol/ was around yeah but now days /pol/ and /k/ take the cake for shit what shouldn't be posted on here (and i dont mean shit like CP), but yeah i'd bet any amount of money at least a handful of feds have complete admin access to this site.
>>71748004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cuckservative
Soon.
>>71743726
they've probably been redpilled at some point along the way
>>71748186
Got to wonder how much money has been used to start dank memes.
No Aus flag so far.. we need professional expertise in here...
>>71748512
That is false, thinking the CIA actively monitors this website is pure paranoia.
The idea that FBI, NSA, CIA etc actually give a fuck what happens here is a meme.
Seriously, apart from trolling news reporters nothing ever happens.
If there are agents here, they come for their job and stay for the bantz.
>>71748760
top kek
>>71749735
I'm sure that everything posted here goes through an automated word filter and posts that trigger their criteria are checked by an actual human. And there is no question that they store the data. They store ALL data.
>>71749735
Sweet summer child... I don't think you realize how bored our federal agents can get. They're probably the ones posting HAPPENING threads on the daily.
>>71743726
lurk moar
>>71749735
FBI agent using a Canadian proxy detected.
If anyone from the intelligence community is here, just want you to know I would love to get paid to browse and make reports on 4chan.
Sounds like a dream job desu
>>71743726
>Imagine them trying to explain our memes
they make most of them
"I know it looks like a credible threat, but..."
"But what, Agent?"
"It says here that /pol/ is satire."
>>71744096
>any of them assigned to /pol/ might become at least a little bit redpilled
like they weren't to begin with? these people see the results of human idiocy first hand all day every day having to wade through blood and gore retarded people tearing each other apart, that alone makes you redpill
>>71749735
>>71749847
That is not true at all lol, if you've been browsing for a long period of time and have the extension which lets you view deleted posts, you'd know there is most definitely agencies, or at least mods working for interest of agencies, on here. I've seen some pretty serious shit on /pol/ and /k/ throughout the years, im not say they're 50 CIA/FBI agents on here all the time but considering there have been multiple mass shooters/etc who have posted here in the past before committing the act, that alone would give enough reason for at least the FBI to monitor this site, that isn't including the other shit like military personnel and people posting definitive proof of them working with the government, etc.
I'm not sure how long you've been here lol..a lot of shit on here is memes but there is some legitimately serious shit what finds its way on here sometimes.
>>71750331
kek
>>71743726
Most of the people "monitoring" 4chan are not LEOs but hired "experts" the F5 /b/ mainly but do check other boards. If they do come across anything they then contact an actual LEO who then contacts the Mods/ADmin here and gets access to all the information.
>>71749847
How new are you?
>>71748286
>implying im not using 7 proxies
>>71749735
>hotbed of extremist right-wing ideas
>full of young white disenfranchised men
>some of which have very little to lose and little other contact with society
>on a website that has been associated with real violence and bomb threats in the past
lol u guys dont be paranoid its just 4chan nobody cares about this site :^)
>>71750516
yeah but they don't need to allocate serious resources to it, they scrape everything and run it through a keyword filter looking for I did this or I'm gonna do that
also they respond to reported threads track CP and that shit.
they have way more to do on facebook
>>71747913
>>71747565
>>71743726
this stuff fucking kills me
makes me think of pic related irl
>>71749504
*ASIS boffin sits down at his desk with his 1st VB of the the day*
>"Farkin hell Phil, haveya sen what those cunts are bangin on about this arvo?"
>>71750666
you get pushed up the list for that
>>71749155
>triggered by the word cuck
couldn't possibly have to do with them being cucks
>>71750603
>Most of the people "monitoring" 4chan are not LEOs but hired "experts"
I've been coming to this fucking site since Oct '03, I don't think they want my kind of expertise, but I "monitor" 4chan all day anyway. Still blows my mind people get paid to do what I do for fun with the slight responsibility increase of reporting to someone else about their daily shitposting consumption.
>>71749488
>m e me cuisine
>>71743726
Hahahahaha. Ya I feel for the desk jockies
>Johnson , what is this pepe and what is its significance ??!
>Johnson your thesis on memes is lacking a lot of the new memes that came out this last five threads. You're gonna have to stay late and present a new thesis tomorrow morning stat. Sorry...
>>71750784
Facebook doesn't consist of the tier of shit you find on here lol, that shit gets banned rather quickly, trust me ive had multiple Facebook accounts banned over /pol/ memes alone which actually didn't violate the TOS at all (i read the ToS a few times to be sure). I'd say FB is more into legitimate terrorism communication, etc. (Islamic state, etc)
>>71749263
What's stopping them from coming back?
>>71751054
they never left
>>71748286
Implying I give a fuck
>>71743726
I can't express how much it tickles me to think that there's a fucking team of feds whose sole job it is to monitor traffic and discussions on 4chan - a group of professionals, people who spent years at the academy studying and preparing for a career in the intelligence community, men and women who probably dreamed of catching serial killers, bringing down criminal syndicates, busting corrupt politicians, and protecting the country from the threat of terrorism.
Instead they get stuck filing reports on shitposting trends and dank memes.
I like to imagine the 4chan Task Force is like a form of punishment for people who fuck up serious cases, and is just full of bitter old agents who botched drug busts or got informants killed... but then there's that one guy in the group who's like Agent Mulder - the true believer who takes all this shit super seriously. He's got like a big corkboard behind his desk with little screencaps and image macros connected by bits of string and shit, and a big poster that says "Take The Red Pill".
>>71743726
>implying they don't use huge faggot hipsters like this for that kind of job. And they are the ones shilling for bernie while paid by FBI
>There are people who think that 4chan isn't a Fed hangout already
>>71750902
Imagine having to put on nice clothes/tie and dress shoes go into a cube farm sit at a desk , go to the various chans run your word filter programs and F5 /b/ all day.
Occasionally you will hear raucous laughter or a disgusted groan from one of your cube mates.
Then you see a post from what you know is a retard 14 year old edgelord talking about shooting up a school WELP that is close to the top of the threat matrix so you HAVE to screen cap it and send it immediately up the food chain to an actual LEO ( who hates your guts and thinks everyone in your department is a caught pedo that made a plea deal for your job)
and the worst WORST thing about your job is you can't respond to idiotic posts or rat out the paid posters you have identified from the various political groups.
It is a pretty shit job
>>71749393
I really have not seen any worthwhile leaks here, at least, not something I didn't see on other sides before. It's mostly just dank memes.
Or do you have some specific examples?
>>71751486
Lol .
Imagine what they have to tell their wives or husbands
>honey have a great day fighting crime
>meanwhile at the office
>PETER , PETER ! CHECK THIS OUT DUDE , LOL THIS FUCKING MEME JUST POPPED UP. LOOK. JUST LOOK , ITS FUCKING JEB BUSH , BUT THEY TYPE IT 'YEB' CAUSE HIS WIFE I MEXICAN , HAHAHAHA ISNT THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS ?!!? BETTER SCREEN CAP THIS SHIT AMIRITE? LOL
I'm sure they realized long ago that /pol/ is nothing more the meme warfare on the internet. They are watching two factions fight in the "culture war" on Twitter and shit.
I'd imagine it's a very boring job, probably checking out the rare threat to public safety or call to violence (which are both most likely trolls or another government agency).
I mean sifting though tons of shitposts from very opinionated people about really stupid topics has to get old, and we do it for FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>is mowing your lawn degenerate
>if I eat apples, am I red pilled
>I'm not a cruz-missile anymore, I'm feeling the bern
>OMG, Russia said something, IT'S HAPPENING
>>71743726
I feel more bad for the agents that have to go through /b/ or /r9k/
/pol/ is quite entertaining sometimes even for normies and the news comes to you minutes after it happens.
>>71750762
What you are describing falls to the FBI
The CIA would get posts like the ones by that Turkroach who spams anti American dead soldier pics.
The various Alphabets are very territorial but the "experts" who monitor the chans and other sites have a dissemination protocol which food chain to send information up to.
>>71750807
>"m8 are you gunna get any fucken wok dun today or are ya jus gunna sink piss and watch Skippy reruns?"
>>71751434
You can't post or save any macros while working.
>hey jimmy , these guys idolize this brevik guy cause he rekt a bunch of leftists kids
>jimmy : "damn that pretty fucked up man " should we start putting all the ISP together on the people who praise him"
>meanwhile in Jim's head "I hate my life"
>
>>71743726
I am the FBI agent in charge of monitoring /pol/. I got 3 men killed by the cartels. Being here is a punishment. Ask me things.
>>71749735
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/spy-agency-whistle-blower-posted-top-secret-report-4chan-users-called-it-fake-gay-1514330
>>71752010
what do you know about bane?
>>71752010
prove it nigger
>>71752010
Are you a big guy ?
>>71747565
>>71748760
Lofty jej
>>71752010
You're the asshole involved in giving them the weapons that were "tracked" huh? Nice hands, feet.
I'm not going to lie, I'm actually kind of OK with where my tax money is going with the amount of mental suffering that some people go through for their jobs.
What entertains me more is the amount of roleplaying in this thread with actual Feds trying to codetalk to each other about their white people problems / job frustrations. This in itself already makes me feel like my tax money was well invested.
>>71752010
>>71752107
He's FBI, not CIA. Don't be ignorant!
>>71752010
What's it like to come home to your wife's well-used and freshly filled pussy?
>>71751716
>Imagine what they have to tell their wives or husbands
Like I said they aren't LEOs or agents they are employees of the various Alphabet groups with ambiguous government titles most fall under some type of IT or Tech title so you can get another job after shifting through shit on the various chans and most are single guys in their 20-30s.
>>71743726
Not really. And so long as they continue with their no recording, form 302 policy, I really don't give a flying fuck. That shit is dirty.
>>71752206
that's what they want us to think
>>71752010
There are no Agents monitoring any of the chans there are civilian "experts" monitor the chans.
>>71752229
Well duh
Russia has a 'troll factory'
Every fucking country elsewhere does too.
The whole
>jidf
>midf
Shit is real lol. Its just not taken seriously because how is it you are getting paid to come on 4chan/reddit/tumblr
You're the ultimate welfare queen/neet hahaha
>Jim , hey Jim , you really gotta check this out , *snickering ensues*
>its just a girl with a breathing mask in a hospital bed
>look at the comments section Jim , just look
>"if I took off her mask would she die ?"
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT JIM , ITS A BANE POSTER ! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM SCREEN SHOTTING THIS FOR FURTHER LULZ
>god dammit Steven can't you just do your job right... I'm going back to my cubicle.. See you at lunch
>>71752443
>Shit is real lol.
The JIDF is 4 basement dwellers in Brooklyn only 2 are Jewish.
The MIDF was actually on the radar for a while because there was a lot of over seas chatter.
>>71751557
>guy who exposed wikipedia what shortly got deleted
>numerous agents have posted their ID's with timestamp and their serial/pic edited out
>the fact soldiers from countries like Ukraine/Syria, etc post on here
>the fact military personnel have posted shit on here what even if was troll, would alarm said agencies enough to look into it
>the fact people have posted happenings numerous times before "it happened"
I used to have my "/pol/ is always right" folder but i lost it sadly or id dump a bunch of examples of random shit i'm talking about.
Not to mention the proof that was posted about those Russians being paid to shill on here and Reddit back in like late 2014.
There is a lot of shit you will stumble across if you browse here a lot and often, a lot of it really probably is troll but some of it, there is no way it is trolling, and if it is, said person is going through a lot of hell making up false documentation, etc, just to make a meme thread what probably won't last but 40 mins on 4chan.
Over half the shit on here is trash but not all of it.
>>71752344
How do you seem to know so much about the subject? Legit curious lol
>>71752010
Time stamp with badge nigger. censor come number tho.
>>71748189
UHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71752657
You really are not suppose to talk and share among the other people in the cube far those it does happen, if you do get caught doing it you can be written up.
But the actual Agent in charge of the department hates his assignment and usually only is there for no more than a year so he only gives a fuck if it becomes disruptive.
Most of the guys in the cube farm do not socialize because they feel it is some weird breaking of rules 1&2 it is strange everyone know what everyone else is doing they know the sites they are visiting they know WHY you were hired and so it is creepy and strange.
Imagine meeting a /b/tard or oldfag IRL you might share a few chuckles but you know enough to not reveal your power level.
Now imagine seeing that guy everyday and 12-15 other guys just like him.
>>71752891
>How do you seem to know so much about the subject? Legit curious lol
I was one of the over paid people who ran scrappers word filters and F5 the various board on the various chans
>>71753663
How do you get into said line of work? I'm guessing they do not look for stereotypical /pol/tards to do their work, probably college educated people with degrees who were formally "bluepilled", is that correct?
You mean there are people who get paid to browse and potentially troll 4chan? Holy shit, send me to Langley.
>>71748760
>Browsing /pol/ is more dangerous than being the guy that has to review all CP that the fed confiscates
>>71754236
A friend actually recommended the job to me
Yes you need a degree but more they were looking for "internet savvy" people, because even their IT guys did not understand "the chans" most don't even understand social media because they are THAT autistic.
In my interview the agent interviewing me was more curious about Chanology than anything else. He asked me stupd completely unrelated to the job like "did you guys really get laid alot at those protests?" "were the nudes posted by the girls really REAL? some of them were SO HOT"
Then after the background check and drug check I got offered the job.
I did feel kind of cool when the various Alphabets were interviewing my friends and family .
But after the initial fun wore off it was a pretty shitty job, and i had to constantly take classes because I wasn't staying current at that job with any marketable skills what so ever.
>>71754679
>You mean there are people who get paid to browse and potentially troll 4chan?
Russia had/has a government sponsored troll force
Many of the Muslim countries do
EVERY political party has one, every candidate for federal office has some form of shill force
You can go on craigs list or employment boards and see the advertisements for them.
Bernie is an idiot and advertised for them linking right to his official site.
Hillary has had a huge troll force for a long time ,her campaign has had a huge amount of twitterbots for years.
Cruz has a professional memer on his staff
>>71755050
>>71755437
I like you even if troll, how would one go about getting into that line of work?
What does the background check consist of exactly?
Please elaborate as much as you possibly can without incriminating yourself, if you aren't a troll, i need this info.
>>71747913
seriously how would you explain spurdo?
>>71755568
1. Get a CS or IT degree that is pretty much required now
2. Check the various Alphabet's website for employment ( some even post on the Job boards like Career Builder or Glassdoor)
3. While in college try to intern at one of the Alphabets or even a local county/state government office
4.Apply like you would any other job
(note there ill be no job offering of "4chan browser shitposter reporter) the listing will be something along the lines of "internet security" or Nation Social Media Data Specialist"
Optional ways:
A..After college or instead of join the military with a computer related MOS.
B. get arrested for a federal beef by hacking or running a botnet or something
The back ground check is pretty thorough they check EVERYTHING, all you social media accounts, criminal back ground ( be ready to explain EVERYTHING including traffic tickets) They will interview your friends, teachers, co-workers, people you went to school with land lords EVERY ONE.They will check your credit and financial history they will check your passport records and any where you have every traveled be prepared to answer why you went to Arizona for two weeks in 2011 and who you went with and who you were visiting.
They will take hair, urine, and blood for the drug test.
The physical you take will just be a routine physical.
IF you are hired it will most likely be as a probationary hire you can not fuck up in the slightest for the first 90 days do not even call in sick unless you have a medical ailment that prevents you from showing up and then have all your medical documents ready to show them.
GET ME THE AGENT IN CHARGE OF THE GONDOLA DIVISION, STAT!
>>71753450
>if you do get caught doing it you can be written up.
LOL govt employees afraid of management? Pfft.
>>71751486
>you can't respond to idiotic posts or rat out the paid posters you have identified from the various political groups.
How do you keep track of the personalities of people posting? Do you have a more defined picture of 'board personalities', and who is dictating the discussion?
>>71743726
Do you guys think fbi officer ever created a meme on /pol/ ?
>>71747716
>digdeep
Sorry bud there is nothing but memes down there.
