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Somalibro is chewing khat today, so go ahead /pol/bro, ask your questions.

Check the threads from the other day for multiple timestamps and a glimpse of what's life like down here.
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What's your favorite anime friend
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Previous threads link
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>>71630462
What is khat again?
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>>71630462
How does a normal somalian survive, do they have water and food supplies?
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>>71630462
Is khat good? I have always wanted to try it
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>>71630500
Ghost in the shell, and dragon ballz.
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How does it feel that you're the only Somali here?
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>>71630462
Stop being a attention whore. faggot.
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>>71630553
Khat is plant you chew on for hours, it's like taking 100 adderalls or a bag of cocaine.
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>>71630462
Wait you are a real nigger living in Somalia? How do you have internet acces and a computer? Where did you learn English? How do you nigs feel about Italian colonialism?
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>>71630568
Ghost in the shell is gay as fuck.

Are you Fatbeard.
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>>71630462
Are you a pirate?
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>>71630462

You owe one guy some pics iirc?
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>>71630629
You jealous he has claimed your 3rd world shit hole title?
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>>71630462
Post more maid
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>>71630562
>How does a normal somalian survive, do they have water and food supplies?

Food is available, water however is scares since people relly on well water and rainfall.
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Why isn't khat haram?

Also are you a pirate?

What kind of porn do you like?
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>>71630462
How much money does the average somalian with a job have per month? What is the unemployment rate there?
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>>71630681
Says the the nigger with a nigger king and nigger currency. Maybe you should stop being a fucking twat tyrone.
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>>71630462
How many people have you seen light on fire?
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>>71630629
20 ft wall
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>>71630462
Is Khat any good as a drug? How enjoyable is the high?
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>>71630792
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>>71630462
Why doesn't Ethiopia conquer you as well as entire Horn of Africa?
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>>71630792
B A S E D
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>>71630771
Look at this angry bean....mad he has to pay for wall..taking it all out on me
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>>71630641
Is it really that addictive and a homewrecker? Dutch gubmint banned khat some years ago, because the male somalian population did nothing else than chew khat and beat there whives under the influence.
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>>71630621
Feels good to be sharing world knowledge with /pol/ instead of Reddit.
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would u want to immigrate turkey ?
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When are you coming to Sweden to continue the cucking?
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>>71630462
Why did you guys get so mad at us in the 90's when we tried to stop Mohamed Farrah Aidid
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>>71630726
another question somalianbro, are you scared of random bombings? Do they happen anywhere or just in crowded places?
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>>71630462
Post goats.
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>>71630869
Yeah fuck reddit! That is no place for a based somali
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>>71630462
Are you a pirate or are you in al shabab?

Do you only send your retarded cousin fuckers to England or are you all like that?

Did black Hawk down make you sad that all these brave Americans died fighting for your freedom?
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>>71630660
50ft, keep talking shit and that wall is only gonna get higher.
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Also, could some white dewilz buy land from warlord and establish independent settlement in Somalia?

Does credits cards/PayPal/etc working there?
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>>71630869
What do you do for living ese?
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>>71630462
What purpose does the Somali forehead serve?
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>>71630642
We love Italians, most of the Southerner s speak Italian, our main cuisine is pasta and macaroni, eating with meat or banana
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>>71630771
>nigger with a nigger king and nigger currency
>country is 100 times better than mexico
>millions of mexicans leave mexico for this nigger country a nigger king and nigger currency
he btfo himself
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>>71630671
Ex-pirare work with 'em as a translator, made tons of cash.
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>>71630462
I don't get it.
You know we are anti-immigration right?
So why the fuck do you want to come here, nigger?
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>>71631068
Seriously? I thought you completely forgot about Italian culture. Good to know
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>>71630462
Is there a way to get your smelly brothers and sisters out of Minnesota
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>>71631132
Sticking with the negros i see good for you monkey.
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>>71630986
wtf belaruse
i know you're country is bad but moving to somalia?

>>71631160
>You know we are anti-immigration right?
>he is on his native country
retard moutainnigger
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>>71630681
Tell him ameribro. God bless the land of the free and the brave.
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I wish i had khat.
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>>71630462
Have you been to/have friends or family in Dadaab?
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>>71631211
Do you even read ronaldo ?
>get to europe or die trying
This guy is a nigger and he wants to come over here to fuck up europe even more
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>>71630869
Do you have a Reddit account? I have one on r/4chan and r/Pyongyang.
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>>71631154
So how does the pirate businesses works?
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>>71630462
When are you going to join a pirate crew and take over an oil tanker?
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>>71631068
btw how much does life cost there?
Are you rich? Are there safe or relatively safe areas?
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>>71631214

Do Somalians like curry?
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>>71631311
Somali bro is cool..he will black your wife sister and daughter. He will let you watch
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Is Somalia really that bad or do people blow it out of proportion?
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>>71631311
Hey medpack can I ask you a question?
What is your best chocolate?
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>>71631211
If I could establish some gated settlement and work in it without paying any taxes - why the fuck not?
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>>71630681
I will in my next thread along with pictures of house.
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>>71630462
I know a somalian who calls himself lebbon to fit in with american niggers, he does coke all the time and has some wierd skin disease where all his skin is falling off. Small somali nig

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
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>>71630927
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>>71631446
Somali bro I love you. You are so based...
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>>71631311
Avatarfag.
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We should just merge this board with /int/

/pol/ is dead. Congratz m00t, you fucking cuck. Who knew it only took flags and ids to kill the best board on 4chan.
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>>71630462
I'm the anon that got you to post your first timestamp with the goats. Hope all is well.

How old are you?

Do you have an email? It would be fun to have a Somalian pen pal
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>>71631311
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>>71631381
this makes me angry
>>71631388
Lindt & Sprüngli AG is pretty delicious
Or there's the famous Toblerone.
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>>71630736
They say khat is haram, but it's culturly is accepted. I watch bbc banging qt blonds.
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>>71630462
Polish visiting germanistan
What Do you think about Poland?
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>>71630927
Jesus Christ WTF man
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>>71631547
But you get to watch and clean up the creampies..be thankful
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>>71630462
Post pic of qt 17 year old housekeeper please.
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>>71631571
Ever any blonde pussy in your town?
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>>71630462
Where can I get some?
You holdin?
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>>71631536
IDs aren't so bad as they stop the shilling and JIDF.
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>>71630836
Ethopia has its own problems plus they are as poor as somalis
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>>71630868
I heard it is actually harmless 100%, but don't have a clue
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>>71630462
Somalibro, what are your thoughts on Canada? Most Canadians don't know much about Somalia other than the fact that we both have fantastic flags
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>>71630462
I have a question, do people around you know about Sweden and all the somalians in Sweden? Do they know all the benefits they could get if all of them claim asylum in Sweden?
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>>71631390
announcing a report is illegal
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>>71631547
>Lindt & Sprüngli
I am intrigued now, thanks.
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>>71630868
Yea it makes hyper and violent, that's why 90% chew it, it makes 'em trigger happy.
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>>71630462
Do you guys know how to take your poo to the loo?
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>>71630462
Do you know anyone who has been killed while engaging in high-seas piracy?
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>>71631740
Bin that report, save a life, m8.
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>>71630877
What's there in turkey, although the turks have invested heavily in somalia recent years, we don't know their end game.
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>>71631773
>filename
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>>71630462
is it you? from the beach orgys?
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>>71630888
Is it true that there are thousands of somalis there or its just a meme.
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>>71631852
ah yes you are. This was the same sentence like in th elast thread
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>>71631394
...anon

would we be able to bring guns and farm culture?
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>>71631681
Based Heroin
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>become radio host for somalia
>tell about things that is going on around the globe
>use 4chan, but dont endorse 4chan at all, literally health risk
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>>71631937
His replies are literally copy and paste. They're just skits.
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>>71631394
because highest murder rate of the world
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>>71630868
>>71631681
wrong pic
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>>71630974
Fucking rekt

God bless you Somalibro
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>>71630904
>Why did you guys get so mad at us in the 90's when we tried to stop Mohamed Farrah Aidid

It was the Southerners faggots

>>71630926
In the north there are no bombing, but regular gun fights.

>>71630973
I'm not al-shabab, they kill innocent people

>>71630986
Yes if you have big balls and willing to deal with the cunning warlords
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>>71632050
but.. why
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>>71630462
post maid nudes
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>>71631941
Yep. No government = make a deal with local warlord and whatever you fucking want.
>>71632055
So? I served in army, I was stupid enough to go to Ukraine, I know how to handle a gun.
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>>71632063
This graphic is retarded. It makes it sound as if 50% of the time one consumes alcohol they will commit a violent crime.

It's probably done based on the inebriant involved in the percentage of all crimes which is a completely irrelevant metric for what this is purporting to measure. Especially since khat is all but unavailable in most places.
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>>71632293
ah i remember this maid shit

where are the maid noodz somalibro
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don't hog all the khat.
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>>71631446
Can I buy my own piece of land in somalia from a warlord
Would it be safe to live and start my business there
Or I must pay a warlord to protect me from attackers
I am serious
And is it expansive
To buy land and protection?
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>>71631068
you gotta be kdding... pasta and banana? How cliché is that?
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>>71630462
Do you remember Reece, Somalilbro?
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>>71631015
>What do you do for living ese?

A teacher

>>71631063
>What purpose does the Somali forehead serve?

Headbutting
>>71631160
>I don't get it.
>You know we are anti-immigration right?
>So why the fuck do you want to come here, nigger?

Where did you get the idea that I wanna migrate, fucking retarded swiss, keep eating cheese with holes.

>>71631195
>Is there a way to get your smelly brothers and sisters out of Minnesota

It's your fault for taking 'em in the first place, let's hope and prey that trump deports 'em back
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>>71631171
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>>71632347
i agree it is hard to quantify "personal/social harm", and that there are many things to use in consideration, but with those they used, it turned out like that. And it's pretty accurate if you look at it approximately.
If you're registered on Lancet, you can read the whole study here
http://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736%2807%2960464-4/abstract

Another graph, which i rate more accurate but do not have a source for, is this one >>71631681
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>>71631247
I feel you bro, that shit will get you so horny you will contimplate fucking goat/
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>>71632050
Wait so Somalibro isn't real?
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>>71630462
When are you fucking apes gonna stop fucking up the planet by breeding like roaches and bringing nothing but savage violence to humanity, and start fixing your own damn country?
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>>71631258
Never been there, but I had a family relative that went England from there

>>71631329
>Do you have a Reddit account? I have one on r/4chan and r/Pyongyang.

No fuck that shit... I'm not a cuck
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>>71631571
Typical nigger.

>>71631503
Burger sucking dick like the cuck he is.

Fucking amazing. One Ethop behaves and you bend over for him? Show him respect, but you don't be a bitch, jesus...
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>>71632790
there is something about people who have spent time on pol... you are different, you are not a nigger anymore... you really sound like one of us
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>>71630462
timestamp
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>>71632777
>trips of truth

A sane yank appears...
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>>71630462
I doubt you are actually somalian...

Lets look at the facts here, shall we:

>somalia
Worst place on earth, almost no internet anywhere and the native people are very unintelligent with little to know true knowledge of the outside world.

So, suddenly a person appears on /pol/ of all places, who is from Somalia. Not only is he from a complete wasteland, he is also fairly intelligent, has internet connection and is fluent in English. Not even to mention the very complicated memery of 4chan which he seems to understand perfectly, let alone he browses /pol/ out of all of the boards, where his ethnicity is practically hated by every single user and making a thread claiming to be non-white would get massive amounts of replies.

Ps. Also clinging to stereotypes of chewing khat and being a pirate seem a bit convenient to me, considering how intelligent this man is, for a somali.

What my theory is that OP has some sort of connection to Somalia, a person or an institution. He then asks the/a person to write down specific words on paper, go outside and take a picture of it and send it over to him.
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>>71630787
Answer this please somalibro.
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>>71632642
Yes but it makes it appear as though alcohol is exponentially more dangerous than similar illegal intoxicants that are far more powerful like benzos and GHB. The only reason that it causes so much social harm is that it's widely available and the graph is therefore very misleading
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>>71631933
Somalia sends its worse scumbags to Sweden, and they are free to rape swedish girls as much as they want.
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>being an ama faggot
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>>71631933

Apparently we had 60k of you cunts over here in 2014

You'll be getting them back soon enough
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>>71632941
This.
The kike are trying to fuck us once more.
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>>71632941
Why would he go through all that effort just to prove that he was from a post apocalyptic African shithole?
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>>71630462
Did you ever post pics of your bang maid?
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>>71631338
>So how does the pirate work
The pirate cove was the most dangerous town in Somalia, a place where you can get kidnapped faster than you can wipe the sweat off your big forehead. But it is also one of the most prosperous due to pirates, to be a pirate all you need is three guys and a little boat, and the next day you’re millionaires, In somalia crime does pay. Actually, it is one of the few industries that does, it was too much for many Somali men to resist, and criminals from all across this bullet-pocked land are have flocked to pirate cove and from other notorious warlord dens along the craggy Somali towns. The pirates were savvy. They were fearless. They were rich and getting richer, it's common to see a pirate walking around with thick wads of hundred-dollar bills, high-rolling pirate swagger. Flush with cash, the pirates drive the biggest cars, run many of the cove businesses and throw the best parties, Women come from across all the Somali speaking communities in other including as well like Ethiopia, Djibouti and Somaliland,
the pirates introducedu a kind of lawlessness and vices that are unknown to Somalia. They spend large amounts
of money on women, they would get the most attractive from across they country, even if it means buying them.
Pirate Parties were the main attractions, these guys at some point were making as much as $240 million a year, so they would throw the parties in the most exotic beaches, beaches that were never been seen or touched by mankind before with the bluest water and whitest crystal sand, having rental planes fly in endless liquor supplies and khat, vices were offered free of charge, and the most gorgeous women in the country dancing to rhythmic tunes, moving their bodies like a like snake. pirated-ships were anchored in the distant shores, everyone is armed to the teeth and knowing that in few days you will be multi-millioniar, you can't stop but drink and fuck bad bitches.
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>>71632901
Respectable black person>Nigger>Somailian
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>>71632941
>worst place on earth
he has 500$ wage as English teacher, while for the same job here you get ~400$ teaching it in highschool.
Serbia is the worst place on earth
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>>71633125
>Sweden
>Deports black and brown people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Can you describe a normal day of yours using green text?
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>>71631380
No but some of our dishes are influenced by indo-paki cuisines
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>>71633225

wew lad, how's that theocracy working out for ya? Any good?
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>>71631382
>Is Somalia really that bad or do people blow it out of proportion?

It's bad to a degree but people still blow it out proportion
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what do you think of greece
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>>71633319
Is it true that you eat nigger balls for dessert?
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>>71633152
If I would have someone in Somalia who could take a timestamp from there I would have come up with the idea of b8ing in a heartbeat.
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>>71631460
>I know a somalian who calls himself lebbon to fit in with american niggers, he does coke all the time and has some wierd skin disease where all his skin is falling off. Small somali nig
>https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america

Deport the degenerate nig
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>>71633367
Answer this please bro
>>71632403
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>>71633370
why did all shitaly's colonies turn out to be shit?

and could you please tell me why youd idnt choose to immigrate to germany or sweden? lazy to go to the other thread (immigrate, not migrate, you're not a bird
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>>71631476
That was alshabab he got excuted, somalia removing kebbab
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Somalibro, many pirates do you know?
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>>71630787
>webm

Fuck me, these are the people we're importing by the boatload
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>>71631503
>Somali bro I love you. You are so based.

Much love to you ameribro.. Have a Somali qt
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>>71630462
Codename Irene!
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>>71630462
Thanks for your time and answers somalibro
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>>71633648
We're not, the continentals are.
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>>71630462

If you really were a pirate, tell us some histoires.
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>>71631536
>We should just merge this board with /int/
>/pol/ is dead. Congratz m00t, you fucking cuck. Who knew it only took flags and ids to kill the best board on 4chan.

Go away gook and stop stealing our fish, you sushi addict degenerate
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>>71630462
>>71631574
Somali bro i never talked to a Black Person ansur plis
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>>71631537
Hay bro, I will post my email next time
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>>71631311
man pls swizercuck go and fuck yourself with your MOE shit gifs
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>>71631574
>Polish visiting germanistan
>What Do you think about Poland?

Poland is based as long as they keep Simon HIV fucking their qt
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>he doesn't like cute things
sorry desu
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>>71631618
>Post pic of qt 17 year old housekeeper please.

I already have leaf bro, check the thread link in the second replay
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>>71633208
how do they get the money? do they have pirate accounts in a jewish pirate bank?
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>>71633878
Stop attention whoring and get off your proxy you piece of shit. You're the reason this board is dead.
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>>71632564
A trump supporter too? Awesome somali bro. Here's my favorite Somali saying - Aqoon la'aan waa iftiin la'aan.
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What's it like having inferior genetics?
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>>71633878
>>71632941
My point keeps on getting proved.

Abandon this shitty thread
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>>71634148
>doesn't like /int/ like threads on /pol/
>enters and posts on /int/ like threads on /pol/
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>>71631649
>Ever any blonde pussy in your town?

Nope, but would love to one day.

>>71631657
>Where can I get some?
>You holdin?

Khat grows in Australia, you lucky.
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>>71634035
Well i didnt hear much about it but i gues that this was in Warsaw. The only City that you could survive Atleast a month without beating. Outside it would be for you like Dark souls on steroid.
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>>71631682
>Somalibro, what are your thoughts on Canada? Most Canadians don't know much about Somalia other than the fact that we both have fantastic flags

Somalis love Canada, but it's too far for them to migrate to. They love you prime minister justin.
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>>71630462
>>71633533
>>71633727
>>71633878

Sup Based Somalibro.
Just after a status update on somaliland? havn't heard anything about the place in awhile, are they any closer to getting their separatist aspirations recognised?
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>>71631761
>Do you guys know how to take your poo to the loo?

C'mon Aussie bro, we are not Indians.
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>>71631773
>Do you know anyone who has been killed while engaging in high-seas piracy?

Yes, few.
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>>71633958
Cool. Hopefully I see the thread. Stay safe
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>>71632209
Sometimes I cant be fucked re-typing a question that I have answered million times

>>71632293
>post maid nudes

Post your sister nudes.

>>71632359
>>>71632293
>ah i remember this maid shit
>where are the maid noodz somalibro

I have already posted her, check the link at the begining of this thread.
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Greetings from Djibouti. Why haven't you left that shit country yet?
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Wanna name this guy?
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>>71633515
>>71633370
somalibro pls notice me );
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>>71630568
Normie detected
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>>71632403
>Can I buy my own piece of land in somalia from a warlord
>Would it be safe to live and start my business there
>Or I must pay a warlord to protect me from attackers
>I am serious
>And is it expansive
>To buy land and protection?

Yes you can, but someone must vouch for you, also protection is a must.
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>>71635028
Also, a follow-up. Why the fuck have you all let yourselves be overrun by fucking Al-Shabaab? Why do the people not stand up? Too busy chewing khat all goddamn day? Seriously.
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>>71632481
>Do you remember Reece, Somalilbro?

Yes ofc I do how could I forget , tell me if remember my name?
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is this your anthem or has it changed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7X_AQfA50
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>>71634691
Is the piracy still "easy" thing to do or too many ships sailing along your coastline are well defended with razor wires, machine guns etc?

If you would ask your pupils at school what they would want to do in future will some of them answer with "emigrate and shit / become pirate" or the educated ones consider themself above this stuff and plans to do something "normal" ?
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>>71630462
ooooggaa booga ooga ooog

why do you chew khat, what kinda high does it give?
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>>71635283
somalibro pls
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>>71630787
None, we don't torch people, nowadays at least.
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>>71632063
This is simply incorrect. They have LSD and Mushrooms at the bottom like they're harmless all the psychedelic "expand your mind, man" hippies say. Every other drug statistic on their much be based on abuse, because there's no way that your average alcohol user (a male 18-50 who has about 3 drinks) is doing any harm to anyone else, and arguably is even improving their personal health. So if we're going to take it that all these are based on abuse; I can tell you for a fact that someone who abuses any hallucinogen is going to be absolutely fucked in the head. It's stupid if they're only counting psychical health. Also, there's thousands of reports of someone taking acid or shrooms and harming themselves or others. I went to college with a kid who lit himself on fire with gasoline during an acid trip, and in Miami a few hours away, they've said that the man who ate another's face off in broad daylight on "bath salts" was actually on LSD.
I don't get the point of making so biased and illogical graphs like this. Is the point just suppose to be "look alcohol is the worse thing in the world but we all use it so you should go ahead and use any other drugs you want too"?
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>>71635153
Will you vouch for us and start a /pol/ colony ?
Also thoughts on Bulgaria ?
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>>71634668
Somalia bringing the bants :)
Whats the deal with ISIS and al shabaab in Somalia are they gonna join up or go to war with each other?
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>>71633269
do this, I'm interested
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>>71630462
>check google
>khat is a schedule 1 substance

Fucking DEA.
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Somalibro, any updates on trying to get free shit from left wing tech companies?
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Pirates and khat are not a stereo type, it's the harsh reality in here, are you that Somali atheist from finland that once asked me, how fucked he is if he ever comeback home, your still fucked dude and please stop trying to Polish Somali image so you can accepted by the people you invaded,
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>>71635817
Still waiting on the pic of your maid you lazy fuck.
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This is gold somalibro

keep it up
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>>71635868
Hawe been posted, lurk more, check old threads
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>>71630562
half niggeraguan here whats it like over there
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>>71632063
Thanks Michele Leonhart, you fucking retard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JFC2IZe04EY
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>>71635817
tfw im begging a somali to notice me
the west is truly cucked lads
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>>71630462
Remember a while back when we mentioned going to Google for shit for your school? How did that go?
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>>71631160
>pol is one person
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>>71630462
R A R E
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Why the obsession with blondes? Do you think their pussy's feel better or something?
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>>71630462
How many miles do you walk for a pale of water
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>>71630462
As a druggie Murican, is khat worth trying? I've thought about asking a Somalian before but just never tried.
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>>71631536
>Who knew
moot knew, that fucker
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>>71635909
Missed it, my bad. Waiting for some nudes now.
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>>71635485
I think they scaled the research like this: dose/intensity of the trip, and established the ratio which they used for every substance and therefore made conclusions.
LSD and shrooms have very little (almost no) physical side effects, and mental side-effects (if any exists) are not substance induced, but individually acquired, and are very rare, and almost always caused by low quality (impurity) of the drug

>they've said that the man who ate another's face off in broad daylight on "bath salts" was actually on LSD
lots of shit sold today is disguised as LSD, and there are so many varieties of the drug/effects, that i call it bullshit. Also "they've said" is not really a relevant proof.

LSD and shrooms should be used for treating depression instead of benzos. Making new serotonergic pathways is way more effective than using SSRIs (when it's low/there's no production of Serotonin)
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>>71632891
calm down Mohammad
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>>71631311
Quit being a fucking autist and shitting up the thread
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>>71636197
>pussy's
pussies. are you chinese or are schools really failing to teach you faggots how to form plurals? I've been noticing mistakes like this a lot lately.
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>>71633269
>>71635698
>Can you describe a normal day of yours using green text?

>wake up 5am
>eat breakfast made by my qt maid, maybe get a quickie from her
>go work
>teach niglets basic english, girls seem to be smarter and more willing to learn
>do some office work, prepare timetables, sometimes call parents because the student scammed the school fee that was giving to 'em for school by their parent
>parents promise that they will beat the shit out of 'em
>feelgood.png
>go for lunch, if the maid hasn't cooked, go to a restaurant eat rice and camel meat
>that will be 140 thousand equivalent to 6$
>niggawhat.ago
>comeback home
>check /pol/
>see what country is getting chucked
>nohopeforsweden.jpeg
>sleep till 4pm
>wake up, take a shower
>go back to teaching the lazy afternoon niglets

Continue?
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>>71636329
There used to be some nice quasi legal research chems that were based on cathinone but they got made illegal. The cathonone based mdma analogue wasn't neurotoxic.
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>>71636040
>that fucking dodging
i want to rip her eyes out
This guy is based though
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>>71633865
>If you really were a pirate, tell us some histoires.

That will be too long, maybe another day
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>>71636553
yeas
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>>71636553
You bed your maid everyday? Whew
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>>71636553
Yes please Somalibro
Also I feel like a fag for not knowing this but what's the whole maid thing about?
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>>71634573
>>>71630462 (OP) (You)
>>>71633533 (You)
>>>71633727
>>>71633878 (You)
>Sup Based Somalibro.
>Just after a status update on somaliland? havn't heard anything about the place in awhile, are they any closer to getting their separatist aspirations recognised?


Somaliland will never get recognition... It's like the Muslims in birrmingham trying to seperate and have their own country
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>>71631681

Shrooms are a lot less safe than LSD and can fuck you up badly. Into the trash with this graph
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Ooga booga ?
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/pol/ friendly talking and banting with a black african american negro from Somalia.
And they dare to say we are racist.
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>>71635049
Yes greekbro, ofc colonies had bad impact on every country they colonized.

There is no point going to Europe now, it's like going to the cinemas when the end credit is rolling. White people will. Dues Vult any minute.
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Are you concerned about the Chinese dominating Angola, Zimbabwe, Tanzania and Congo? How bad is it getting in Somalia with regards to the Chinese?
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>>71636509
I am white and I really just don't care enough to proof read to be honest, I save that energy for when I am at work.
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>>71637003
Also, legitimate negro from legit africa, the real black neighborhood in this planet.
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I need proof that you're actually a Somali.
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>>71636955
citation needed. Alcohol is by far the worse drug. Most drugs are more dangerous by virtue of their being illegal. Opiates aren't harmful by themselves. The profit motive is what makes people add stuff to it to make it less pure so that an addict doesn't know how much to use. The rehab business of substituting a different legal opiate is a huge racket.
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>>71632196
somali people are really fucking getting on my nerve, they're skinny shit niggers who thinks they are like american gangsta rappers.

Not to mention they rape and abuse our women and chew khat and leech on our system.

are somali generally stupid violent useless shits or have i got a bad impression?
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>>71636056
This guy lol
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>>71635505
Yes, Bulgaria is cool, but if ever decide to go to Europe and see based dinko, I will fuck his shit up.
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>>71630462
> plans to become African Emperor and make Africa grea
> eats degenerate krautdrug

Dude don't, only faggots eat that shit
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>>71630462
Respect, Somalibro, keep it up!
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>>71635563
There are ISIS here
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>>71635772
>>check google
>>khat is a schedule 1 substance
> Fucking DEA.

Get it illegally, also fuck the DEA
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>>71630462
Do you have a pet parrot that can say "Walk the plank"?
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When the race war comes, how will we recognize you?
>inb4 4 of clubs
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What does khat taste like? You just literally chew it like a gum?
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>>71630462
Is it a pirate's life for you?
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>>71635868
>Still waiting on the pic of your maid you lazy fuck.

For fuck sake France I posted it already.. Here it is.. Stop doing my head in... She's my maid, I pay her 100$ to cook and clean and fuck, she's is not circumsized, she's a little horny slut.
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>>71637356
How is your airport working and who is operating it? Some warlord or military?

Also what's with your maid, read some people talk about it but don't know what happened?
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>>71630462
Apparently we sold weapons to somalia in the 80s, ever heard of us?
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>>71637311
Ex-heroin addict here, and you're wrong.

The pure/raw heroin, morphine, oxycontin etc. is extremely harmful. Ive known a handful of people that died after using too much, or using something that was too potent

Also the addiction factor is through the roof, and most people will do what they can to get high.
I used to be a legalize drugs faggot until i experienced it first hand.
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i hate somalia
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>>71630927
Flip flops
Brazil comfirmed !
so proud !
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>>71637838

Do Somali girls fuck white guys?
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>>71637838
If I can see her arms you might as well post some nudes already.
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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI
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>>71637838
Does she have a nice body and hair? I feel like the whole burka thing is to make ambiguous how hot a girl is
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>>71632941

This shitnigga is probably sitting in a fine house and has nothing to do with the "real" somali i mean the warzones
Somaliland is a little bit more stable and its kilometres away from the "action"

Pic related is the capital city they dont even have food on a daily basis and OP have internet? Sure thing

Somaliland shitlord or even a white mercenery probably both
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>>71637925
I've heard of our SR-80 rifle and grenade sales to regime-led Myanmar and Cambodia in the 1980s, but Somalia?

> tfw dad was in logistics, loading arms onto ships at Bedok Jetty before it was open to civilians.
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How expensive is Khat? Can you grow it personally?
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>>71637356
>but if ever decide to go to Europe and see based dinko, I will fuck his shit up.
Why so ? You just saying you can or that you want to as well ?
Also good luck m80, gonna need it if you try to fight Bulgarians without unfair nigger tactics, even with nigger tactics you gonna have a hard time. Don't know how much pirating experience you have though .
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>>71637838
Are you going to make her your concubine?
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>>71633208
Did those parties involved alcohol, or just khat ?
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>>71630462
Some of your somalian brothers were recently assaulted and had there stores burnt down in a township close to me last week.
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>>71638303
> He lives near a township

Stay safe, Johan.
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