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fuck off christ chan
So how did you learn English? Do you have any certification ? Or are you just known as that one guy that can speak English and people hire you ?
What's Somali TV like?
H O U S E T O U R
monkey
>>71364330
Isn't Somalia the perfect country to be a NEET in? Basically everyone is a NEET I assume.
>>71364330
Nigger
>>71364027
>we are not Indians
Getting BTFO this hard by fucking Somalia
Will India ever recover?
>>71364238
Yeah, obviously getting gun is easy as it can be. You just said that they have looser gun laws than the US and i find it quite interesting their firearm legislation is one of the stricter ones.
How did you learn English? Did you go to college ?
regale us with some anecdotes about pirate life
Have you ever killed anyone?
>>71364330
ur a faget 2bh lad
>>71364490
just like normal tv except no signal
He should launch a twitch channel
he hasnt even entered the thread yet guys lol
>>71364591
there is no government so there are no goverment handouts
>>71364161
Wtf? We are actually have fixed birthrates, the only problem - immigration from country, but even with it population decline almost stopped. What is your problem, Poland?
>>71364457
kek
>>71364514
>somalian mtv cribs
>>71364330
Are you black?
>>71364729
I bet you get charity handouts plus you can walk out and kill some chicken or something
Can I get a link to the original thread?
>>71364783
OP is not somalibro
>>71364330
When you swing the machete, which part of the body do you aim for first? Neck?
How much time has passed since you last ate ?
Is he actually in this thread or is Malaysia fucking with us?
threads such as these are a thousand times more effective at humanizing Africans to me than infinite pics of crying orphans and ultra-sanitized portrayals of golden-hearted migrant familes in manipulative hollywood dramas about overcoming adversity and muh racism
Oh no, where did based Abdi go?
>>71364933
He had a thread but it reached the bump limit, he's pretty based
>>71364330
Reddit Anti-Racist SJWs will never exchange bantz with some Somali who lives in a village with crumbling roads and goats wandering everywhere
>>71364991
I hope at yid will read this
What would it take for someone to create a government in Somalia?
What kind of resources do you guys have to work with provided they can create a monopoly on force? Are water sources plentiful or are they few and far between? Any mineral wealth? What about arable land?
>>71364737
My problem is that i must live in the same country with fucking Polish inbreds that surround me from all sides. I see brown/exotic foreigner only few times a day and i would see them all the time like in London. But it will never happen because Poland is few times poorer than the West and full of idiotic Polish neonazi faggots who scare off decent people who would maybe want to live here
>/pol/
>multicultural
>against multiculturalism
That's us, we know that multiculturalism should happen only through the internet.
We're the racist fucks that everyone despises yet we're talking normally with a somali nigger bro.
>>71364330
Why is your flag Malaysia?
Do pirates in somalia realize that the western world is moving towards being less peaceful and won't care if countries slaughter them to the last in the future?
Fucking bump limit.
I think he got lost.
Are the witch doctors in somalia really having visions of earthquakes and tsunamis?
>>71365522
It is not actually him.
>>71364606
>>we are not Indians
This was HANDS DOWN one of the best bantz I read on /pol/ this year
>>71364330
Why does Somalia fly the bonnie blue flag?
>>71365309
Somalia is not literally government less
There is functioning internationally recognized government with its' own armed forces.
Its just that the territory it controls is not really under its control, it just isnt controlled by islamists.
>>71365309
>A hefty supply of flame throwers
>a wall
>white colonists
>>71365713
>Its just that the territory it controls is not really under its control
Can you really call that a legitimate government? What's keeping them from securing their territory? Lack of man power?
>>71364991
Agreed
>>71365934
Fair point. Guess what im trying to say is that its not literal anarchy. And there are sizeable areas where the government works as it should be.
But really i am not somalian and the available information is somewhat blunt and not very detailed.
>>71365310
Move out of Poland you cosmopolitan scum.
You don't deserve to live here.
Or move to Warsaw, it's liberal paradiese, just watch out for those poor gypsies to cutlurally enrich you.
>>71366311
Shut the fuck up, Polish inbred mongrel. I fucking hate you and this shithole.
What part of Somalia are you from?
>>71364330
Also what is your opinion on the UN intervention in the 90s?
>>71364330
commit suicide you poor fucking nigger
>>71365295
Hello rato :^}
>>71366407
Go suck a fat Abdul dick you traitor.
You would be first running towards commie side if they Ruskies would ever show up, but don't worry, they will shot you first because you are a disease to them.
Wypierdalaj.
Hay guys, those who ask me about the pirates... I wrote a short summery.
>>71366669
How did you find out about 4chan, where did you learn english?
>>71366669
Are you the guy with the cousin who made a fortune in Angola and who has the slutty maid?
>>71366669
Hey somali bro, love the threads.
Did you ever do that one anons idea about writing jewgle or microsoft?
>>71366669
Why don't you use some shit like this?
http://stabilityfund.so/who-we-are/
>>71365310
What the fuck I swear to god /pol/ is full of all the libtards in poland I always see lefty cucks with polish flags I moved here from The U.S. Poland is based as fuck you don't desirve to live here
> make Poland great again
>>71364330
How good is Somali pussy?
>>71365310
Wow fuck you.
>>71366669
You should start some sort of blog about your experiences, get that advertising money maybe even a book and film tie in. I think Vince Vaughn would be a good fit to play you.
>>71364330
any other /pol/sters want to join forces and become warlords in Somalia?
We could all have harems of qt somali bitches and have huge parties after we kill and rob other warlords.
We could make up cool names for ourselves, like General Garrison or Lieutenant Scourge.
Who's with me?
>>71366861
Don't worry. Those are probably faggots living in Warsaw or other lefty shit paradise.
They are cosmopolitans, they don't feel like part of our country, I belive they should kindly get the fuck out and keep their bleeding hearts with them to shit up whatever Liberal Elysian Fields they would go to.
Where in Poland?
>bro
>the country that objectively never added ANYTHING positive to the world
I would nuke Somalia before Mecca or Jerusalem
>>71366756
>How did you find out about 4chan, where did you learn english?
I tend to read a lot and browse the net more then the average Somali, giving that I been teaching my self english the past 10 years, I read few articles mentioning 4chan forums, so I stared posting in /int/ until someone suggested I post in racist boys board /pol/ I been here ever since.
>>71366781
>>>71366669 (You)
>Are you the guy with the cousin who made a fortune in Angola and who has the slutty maid?
Yes, I posted her pic
>>71366407
Poland is based that's why I moved here why don't you leave and go gobble on Muhammads cock you Cuck
>>71364330
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE
DO WANT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
>>71367132
And what do you think about us racist boys? Do we offend you like the leftist faggots say we do?
>>71366669
Post pics with timestamp you fucking nigger
>>71366783
>>>71366669 (You)
>Hey somali bro, love the threads.
>Did you ever do that one anons idea about writing jewgle or microsoft?
I started wringing the letters and took many pictures of the students, we sending it to 'em next week.. We need to Stamp the letters first.
>>71367248
Don't be mean to him, he's pretty based
>>71367049
I live in Kraków now I lived in Kielce for 8 months tho my wife's from there. I find it crazy that I have more pride in Poland than a lot of poles I see on here it's sad
>>71366669
Name a few towns or villages that you know of that are nice and safe to live in. Preferably, those that speak Arabic, if you know of any.
ABOUT PIRATE COVE
The pirate cove was the most dangerous town in Somalia, a place where you can get kidnapped faster than you can wipe the sweat off your big forehead. But it is also one of the most prosperous due to pirates, to be a pirate all you need is three guys and a little boat, and the next day you’re millionaires, In somalia crime does pay. Actually, it is one of the few industries that does, it was too much for many Somali men to resist, and criminals from all across this bullet-pocked land are have flocked to pirate cove and from other notorious warlord dens along the craggy Somali towns. The pirates were savvy. They were fearless. They were rich and getting richer, it's common to see a pirate walking around with thick wads of hundred-dollar bills,
high-rolling pirate swagger. Flush with cash, the pirates drive the biggest cars, run many of the cove businesses and throw the best parties, Women come from across all the Somali speaking communities in other including as well like Ethiopia, Djibouti and Somaliland,
the pirates introduced a kind of lawlessness and vices that are unknown to Somalia. They spend large amounts of money on women, they would get the most attractive from across they country, even if it means buying them.
>>71367162
Fuck, I wasn't there for that thread. Mind posting It again. For research purposes.
To be honest though I'm not really in there for that. I just want to know, how did your cousin get started in Angola and how did he start up with his import business. I'm tempted to just go to Africa and start doing the same thing.
>>71366407
You piece of shit, you are not worthy of your country. Long live Catholic Poland.
>>71367272
kill yourself you're not special. This isnt politics fuck off back to /int/
>>71367331
He's not based, expected of dumb muricans like you to fall for the bait. I have yet to see this nigger validate his residency in Somalia
>>71367248
>And what do you think about us racist boys? Do we offend you like the leftist faggots say we do?
No, I like the bantz, and the memes
>>71367331
I'm not being mean to him, exactly the opposite. If he has been around here for a while, he knows better than to be offended by us.
That's why I asked him.
how does that arangement with your maid work exactly?
>>71367464
What is the influence of "Al-Yahood" in Somalia?
>>71367377
Dude make an own thread with this, dont let christchan malaysianfaggot steal your fame
>>71367338
It's just in those liberal shitholes like Warsaw.
Where I live but lefties keep their bullshit within Centrum of it.
I sure hope you vote Trump.
>>71365627
>Are the witch doctors in somalia really having visions of earthquakes and tsunamis?
Yes, there will be happening soon
>>71367464
Thought so, you're one of us after all.
>>71364330
shiver me timbers, do you want the fish or the booty first
arr
Repost from previous thread, however I wish to add: Yeah US and Europe needs to pull it self together and take proper responsibility. Preferably by punishing multinational corporations to not fuck with developing countries. Emphasis should be on MULTINATIONAL.They all fuck everybody over. In Denmark multinationals have loophole upon loophole to avoid paying billions of dollars in taxes.
> Stop killing each other because religion
> Stop piracy
> Take responsibility (as you seem you do)
> Stop taking relief from the Western world
> Stop taking advice from Westerns
> Stop taking advice from the Arab World
> Start building your agriculture/fishing industy
> Cultivate proudness in each other and Somalia
> Minimize corruption (the above will help alot)
> Stop chewing khat
> Cultivate your own culture
> Ask expats to come home and help build
> Have a proper and just justice system
> Cultivate dependability, no more African time
And could go on. It is hard work, and you can do it. Be it is not without sacrifice.
Don't forget even though Europe is rich, we have killed each other over and over, with millions upon millions over the millennia.
Now it is your turn to learn the same.
>>71367168
How is it over there? I was if I should move there myself.
>>71366669
If you don't mind my asking Somalibro what do you want from life now that pirating isn't cutting it anymore? If it became a viable means of making a living again would you go back to it?
>>71365678
>>>71364330 (OP)
>Why does Somalia fly the bonnie blue flag?
We fly the Based Bonnie flag, to show that we stand in solidarity with the Confederate
>>71367331
you know he cant fuck your wife through the computer, right?
>>71366407
Top tier bait anon
I refuse to believe a pole is this cucked
>>71367669
Post proof you are somalian or fuck off
sage
Are you a pirate?
>>71367558
I am and I voted for him in the primary my parents are sending me and my wife trump T-shirts so we can trigger liberals while walking around kraków
> make America great again and make Poland Great again
>>71367626
> Stop taking advice from Westerns
> Stop taking advice from the Arab World
> Proceeds to give advice
>>71367132
AYO HOL UP
*checks boat motor*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
YOU WHITE BOYS BE SAYIN'
*gets Islamic with it*
THAT I SHOULD GO TO /POL/ WITH YA'LL RAYCISS ASS?
So what keeps you? I'm sure we can be a good group to bounce ideas off of due to the many skills and shut-ins who read all day.
I think I posted in one of your first threads telling you not to go to Europe because it's quite possible to become a massive meat grinder for non-whites and muzzies in civil race wars soon.
>niggers can use computers
this entire thread is b8
>>71367770
he has posted numerous pics with timestamps in previous thread
>>71367401
>>>71367162 (You)
>Fuck, I wasn't there for that thread. Mind posting It again. For research purposes.
>To be honest though I'm not really in there for that. I just want to know, how did your cousin get started in Angola and how did he start up with his import business. I'm tempted to just go to Africa and start doing the same thing.
Trust get in the Angola business, they will literally but off you whatever good you bring to the boarders including the trucks or whatever transport you delivering the goods in.
>>71367770
just check the last thread you fat burger gobbling fuck
he posted bunch of pictures
>>71367377
Sounds like Black Flag irl, or the good old days of the Vikings. Risk your skin and experience a short, but exciting life! Get rich or die trying!
>>71367770
Are u retarded?
>>71367377
Holy shit. That wasn't in Captain Phillips.
Why don't Somali pirates leave Somalia once they have enough money?
>>71367545
>>>71367464 (You)
>What is the influence of "Al-Yahood" in Somalia?
Big, they fund the worlords, but I don't know what's their end game is.
>>71367856
How religious are you?
>>71367935
>that wasn't in captain phillips
>>71367783
>trigger liberals in Kraków
I would say more people will applaud you than anything else, especially in Kraków. The only people who will get butthurt will be probably some tourists.
You would trigger a lot of people in Warszawa-Sródmiescie tho.
>>71367960
Caliphate?
>>71367626
Very good points... Copied them to my memo.
>>71367565
More about this pls
Do they use hallucinogens?
Who is next?
>>71367990
Obviously the funny part. Glad your found it
>>71367960
Jews like playing both sides as a bet hedge.
>>71368125
I was just pretending guys
>>71367788
>>>71367626
>> Stop taking advice from Westerns
>> Stop taking advice from the Arab World
>> Proceeds to give advice
Kekkk...taking advice from others it's always a help.
Do you think that tribes would be troublesome when Somalia becomes great again?
>>71366669
How do Somalis view race? Do they acknowledge that they are different from typical Negros?
>>71367132
hey man! haven't seen you here in a while, do keep coming back somalibro
have a pretty pic
>>71367856
So you're telling me I can buy shit from say Namibia which is more developed than Angola, drive that shit across the border or near the border. Sell that shit for a higher price that the shit from Namibia and make cash from it.
>>71368021
Well my wife studies international relations and all of her class mates are libtard and the profesors are literal Jews and SJWs the stuff she has told me that the profesors have said I have never even heard from my professors in the U.S. about white privlidge in America and all kinda bullshit
>>71367977
>How religious are you?
>being religious
>or being in 4chan
I chose the 4chan
>>71367272
Awesome make sure to keep us updated, and, good luck.
Not sure if youve ever answered this before, but what do you do for fun over there?
>>71368264
why do you think they all keep genociding each other
Based Somalibro
>>71368340
there are a lot of religous people on 4chan. How new are you
>>71367669
Good luck and prosperity to you, Mr. Somalia
>>71368340
Kek this nigger is based
>>71368052
>Caliphate?
Why would they do that, what's in it for em.
>>71367432
>says the gook
>>71368340
Why don't pirates leave Somalia when they make enough money?
>>71367960
I have about 80k would I be able to go to somali and live like a king?
>>71368340
Who are worse ?
The European Imperialist or the Chinese ?
>>71367696
>not wanting to be an asshole constantly
>cuck
>>71368264
>How do Somalis view race? Do they acknowledge that they are different from typical Negros?
Yes, tbqh somalis are very racist, and they hate nignogs
>>71368443
>nigger
>based
someone post the maid picture please
>>71368331
Yeah this is true. We have some going full SJW in Warsaw Unis too but lucky nobody gives a fuck bout them.
Uni is their safe space, anywhere outside they just get bullied.
Just few weeks ago new gov dismantled Ministery to fight Racism and Sexism that was installed by old gov.
>>71368191
The fact that you understand irony better than a native English speaker does...well that's pretty ironic if you ask me.
>>71367626
Imagine posts like these are the beginning of a great new Africa.
Just fucking imagine.
>>71368425
>there are a lot of religous people on 4chan. How new are you
Few month
>>71368553
Somaliabro I hope you rule Somalia one day.
>>71365295
Ello rato
>>71368553
they aren't aware that they are niggers?
>>71364330
Have you already accepted, that you people are a waste of human resources?
>>71368573
Have you seen this niggers bants he literally said they have clean toilets in Somalia and they know how too poo in loo they are not India
>>71368574
I'll tell you she's 8/10 in England.
>>71365295
Please no. Hello there, Rato
>>71368681
How old are you?
>>71368412
>pooicide watch
>>71368638
Right? He's dodging certain questions too.
>>71365310
Gas yourself fucking kike
>>71368715
I live in a spaceship orbiting mars
>>71368427
Charleston here.
Pic Unrelated
>>71368489
>Why don't pirates leave Somalia when they make enough money?
They will get arrested, Afwayne (big mouth) got arrested in Belgium a year ago, also lixfarod (six toes) got arrested too.. Google em.
>>71367960
Fuckers. Probably to keep an anti-Zionist state in unrest and also to ensure there is a steady supply of refugees to racially break Sweden and Minnesota.
>>71368580
Kek when I was Geting my residency card I rember seeing things on the wall in lots of languages about reporting racism but I went back recently to renew my card and it's gone now thank god. I want to ask you what party do you support?
>>71368936
Or niggers are incompetent violent beasts
>>71367960
More info on this though? Because if this is genuinely this is source of Somalia's problems then that would be huge.
>>71368690
>they aren't aware that they are niggers?
are somalis caucasoid, read more please.
>>71368986
I was voting PO twice in last 8 years.
Probably the worst decision of my life.
Currently I voted for PiS.
I like some of their policies.
American wise, if I could I would vote Trump in a heart beat if I was given an option.
>>71368878
Why do Somalians end up in Minnesota of all states?
Sorry if this is asked before
>>71368690
Yea but they are Caucasoid like Ethiopians and Sudanese, not negroid like the rest of Africa.
appropriate
>>71368878
If there was an organization that wanted to send you money to help your school, how could they send it safely?
>>71369156
Somalians are niggers kill yourself
>>71364330
Have you seen empire of dust?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>71367669
Flew the Bonnie Blue in my dorm room window, told everyone it was a Somali flag.
MFW..
>>71369005
Some Russian guy said it was pretty nice back in the 70s and then apparently, according to Somalibro, Jews fund certain warlords to incite conflict.
>>71369246
>If there was an organization that wanted to send you money to help your school, how could they send it safely?
Thru Somali money transfer systems (hawala), that's how nosy people overseas send money to their families.
The main problem as I see it and other economics, is aid and relief actually is hurting more in the long run.
It encourage corruption, increase violence and crime, stifles growth and leading to a a pure might is right culture, further decreasing the value of life. Starting over.
People wishing to save up and work hard are robbed, with no authority and just justice system besides the local psychotic warlord, society slowly degenerates to something animalistic. There is no other job opportunities than being a completely psychotic killer and rapist.
Sorry to say it, but most somalis in Denmark are totally out of reach. They hang around Arabs because muslim, but they hate them Somalies chewing khat all day dulling the mind, (bonus info: khat and amphetamine are close, meaning they often get a kind to amphetamine psychosis) are pressured to the tribal mindset again and rape small girls, stab people for literally nothing, even being honorably and respectful can trigger them and they are acting completely like non-humans.
I have seen and experienced it time and time again. Even other muslim niggers like fra Sierra Leone have warned me about them.
>>71369168
Oh god don't be a POcuck if I could vote Id vote korwin PIS is ok they are a bit to religious extrem for me and have to many socalist aspects but they where the obvious choice when it came down to the last to people you could vote for
>>71369397
Thanks. But who to send it to??
>>71369351
>Some Russian guy said it was pretty nice back in the 70s and then apparently, according to Somalibro, Jews fund certain warlords to incite conflict.
>>71367132
RACIST BOYS BOARD
>>71368450
Lots of tough ex pirates to indoctrinate. They need soldiers to spread their creed. It's also easier for them to convince people to follow them, as they'll appeal to peoples poverty.
PIC OF MAID
PIC OF MAID
PIC OF MAID
PIC OF MAID
PIC OF MAID
PIC OF MAID
>>71369250
Wow can you calm the fuck down? You've been chimping out about "muh niggers" throughout the whole thread.
Pic related, it's you.
>>71369250
Honestly, piss off Stormfront faggot. This one Somalia dude probably achieved more than you and your filthy redneck family
>>71369156
Somalibro, I missed the thread where you posted the pic of your qt maid. Can you show me?
>>71369406
Like I said, 8years ago. PO can go fuck itself and die in a ditch for all I care.
As for Korwin, as much as I like him, he would never get any position because he is too extreme for typical Kowalski.
That is why I didn't vote for him.
>>71369351
>>>71369005
>Some Russian guy said it was pretty nice back in the 70s and then apparently, according to Somalibro, Jews fund certain warlords to incite conflict.
It's was really cozy back then, Somali was strong in the African stage, then the Jews decided to fuck this place up and it was easy for em. I think they were helping the Arab gulf countries.
>>71369580
You were alive in the 70's? How old are you?
>>71369580
Oil?
>>71369465
>Thanks. But who to send it to??
Why you got money you wanna send me ameribro?
>>71369544
Please don't say bad things about her. She isn't ugly I don't think
>>71366669
Srs question somalibro
As a second generation somali immigrant that
1. Can't speak somali at all
2. Is a atheist
3. Pretty darn liberal by somali standards
Would it be a good idea to return to somalia once i finish off my college degree
>>71369727
>tfw no chubby somali qt maid
why even live
i want 3
>>71369742
top kek
>>71369574
If you guys could get gun rights here and free speech like we have in the US I would stay here but after I am done with medical school I'll have polish citizenship but I'll probley be going back to the U.S. and I will make more money there
>>71369727
shes actually pretty qt for a nig 2bh
>>71369742
>Sweden
>Somali
Epic meme my friend.
>>71369557
>>>71369250
>Honestly, piss off Stormfront faggot. This one Somalia dude probably achieved more than you and your filthy redneck family
Thanks germanbro
>>71368681
are you a pirate?
>>71367377
Get the fuck off proxy, fake faggot
>>71369580
Any sources for further reading on this? I don't doubt you, though.
>>71369727
no she isn't really. I knew she was 17 but actually seeing her, I kinda feel like a pedo because she looks really young.
>>71369742
You've got balls son. Why do you want to go back to Somalia?
>>71369847
Tell us about your accomplishments. Protip having a computer and shitting in a toilet arent accomplishments
>>71369587
>>>71369544
>pls
Someone posted her pic, looks up, when I try to post it gives me error about dublicate.
>>71365295
Hallo, Rato.
>>71369930
No worries my man, I finally satisfied my craving.
Angola-bro here by the way.
>>71369922
might not be in somalia, but they are in india
>>71369930
I posted it because everyone kept asking and didn't read the other thread
>>71369930
How's the weather, Somalilbro?
>>71365295
hey there ted
>>71369847
So who's your local warlord?
>>71369727
qt desu
>>71369727
>>>71369544
>Please don't say bad things about her. She isn't ugly I don't think
>>71369896
>>>71369727
>no she isn't really. I knew she was 17 but actually seeing her, I kinda feel like a pedo because she looks really young.
17 is considered grown women here.
>>71369847
Do you have aids?
>>71369813
Gun rights might happend. We have them to some degree, for example you can own legaly any gunpowder weapons without any license, like flintlocks or colt navy.
As for Free Speech, dunno. Don't think it will exist to same extend as in US as long as we are part of EU where questioning holocaust can get you in to prison.
>>71369922
Dropping out of Highschool isnt an accomplishment, too
>>71369742
>>>71366669 (You)
>Srs question somalibro
>As a second generation somali immigrant that
>1. Can't speak somali at all
>2. Is a atheist
>3. Pretty darn liberal by somali standards
>Would it be a good idea to return to somalia once i finish off my college degree
Yea but just don't run around shoving your ideas into people like Muslims do overseas.
>>71370103
Hey, no sweat buddy, you do your thing in accordance with your culture in your country, I was speaking for myself.
>>71370103
Whats it like being the first Somalian probably to have ever visited this site?
Hey Somalibro
I'm the anon that got you to post the timestamp with the goats. I love reading your threads -- it's fascinating.
Do you have an email? Or a skype or something? I'd be glad to answer any questions you have about America...especially Texas if you're curious.
>>71370103
>17 is considered grown women here.
kek on 4chan its considered too old 2bh lad
>>71370235
Somalians only live to 50 so 17 is like nearly middle aged
Have you ever been abroad if so what country?
>>71370078
>Occupation: Poland/France
>>71370322
Hehe
Somalibro, I was kinda surprised seeing your pictures from an average somali street, I thought it would look worse. Parts of Luanda were (and probably still are) much worse than what your pictures have shown, in terms of slummy-ness.
>>71370322
You again. Stop chimping out about race stuff, we've already established those jokes.
>>71370235
Nah, we are the brainwashed ones. I'm with a 17 year old now and I'm 26, was with her since she was 16 and me 25.
>>71366669
It's "summary" not "summery".
>>71367788
He did ask, didn't he?
>>71370151
Ya the free speach isn't as much of a problem here as the rest of the EU tho I know you can have black poder but that's nothing to me im use to being able to buy anything I want in the US besides explosives I have 3 shot guns 2 pistols and 5 rifles in the US some are antiques I collected but I have a polish AKM47 and Ar-15 to I know I could never have that in the US it's funny the reciver I bought to build my AK was built in Radom but I could never buy it here in Poland
>>71370480
Its not a race joke, somalian life expectancy is 54 years kill yourself
http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/somalia-life-expectancy
>>71369922
>Tell us about your accomplishments. Protip having a computer and shitting in a toilet arent accomplishments
comfortbly living in my homeland and not trying to assimilate into a foreign culture, working and fucking 17year old qt... I called that life achievement by my standered, What have accomplished?
OP, sources concerning the Jewish financial support of warlords please. Somali sources are fine, I can just pop them into translate.
>>71370558
Get yourself Beryl. It's polish version of AK using 5.56
>>71370484
Again, the age of consent is what, 16? I am not accusing anyone of anything, I am just saying that for me personally, she looks too young (I'm 21) it's strictly a personal matter of taste.
>>71367045
I would join
>>71370607
Ok fine.
>>71370624
Someone post pic of qt
>>71369885
>Any sources for further reading on this? I don't doubt you, though.
Just Google somalia before the civil war, plenty material you will find.
Is this Somalibro I was talking to about the difference between life in the west and the wild west you live in?
>>71365295
Hallö rato.
>>71370624
If I converted to Islam and learned Arabic, would I still be kidnapped/murdered for being a white pig?
>>71370757
Concerning the Jewish involvement?
>>71369727
>>71370738
There
How many men do you think one would need in order to carve out a piece of Somalia for themself ?
>>71370078
>>>71369847 (You)
>So who's your local warlord?
They call him dhagacade (white ears).
>>71370728
Don't you guys have plenty of that going on at home?
>>71370704
Meh, I wouldn't feel guilty if I were attracted to a 15 year old. Of course it's wrong to just fuck and dump, but if you end up staying together why not?
>>71370847
Is Somalia white?
>>71365295
Hello Ted Cruz.
>>71370847
please take more pics of your life in Somali for next time
>>71370662
I'm geting this bad boy (pic related) as soon as they they start to sell it in the US MSBS it's what the polish military is switching to its a nice gun
>>71369250
Wow, you really showed us who the edgemaster is, chappy.
>>71370250
>Whats it like being the first Somalian probably to have ever visited this site?
Feels good man.
>>71370624
Tfw only 18 and having a long distance relationship with a 20 year old.
At least I'll get to fuck her in December.
Dont come to europe
Also say it your whole family friends and neighboors
We hate you all
>>71368191
Sure thing ;)
I think you know exactly what I mean by "getting advice".
No same in asking for ->an<- advice. But you know how the UN and such organisations are. End up bringing 100s of "experts", but all doing it for the money, not for idealism.
You don't what to know how much some of the "goodhearted" UN advisors get when they are "helping". It is completely corrupt as well. It is a disgrace!
>>71370847
So how do things work in Somalia ? You got like a big warlord for every region ? Do you have to pay taxes or some shit to him ?
>>71370624
How old are you somalibro?
>>71371013
this dont come to the US either, we have plenty of niggers
>>71370977
That sounds extremely unpleasant. Why would anyone want a LDR like this?
>>71370945
Oh yeah MSBS is some top tier stuff.
Friend talked about it with me.
>>71370966
Would you be in favour of recolonisation by Europe if we helped build infrastructure and encouraged investment?
How old are you?
>>71367094
Then again it hasnt negatively impacted the world either. Id take a few hundred pirates fighting with oil tankers over the JIDF destabilizing most of the Middle East in a power play and the Durka durkas swarming like locusts.
>>71370770
>Is this Somalibro I was talking to about the difference between life in the west and the wild west you live in?
Yes Aussiebro
>>71370881
Hard to say. Wouldn't you say that a line needs to be drawn somewhere? (with regards to age of consent)
Personally, it's a matter of principle as well. I value someone I can talk to about things I care about and I like listening to my girlfriend say her thoughts out loud too. I don't think I could have this kind of conversation with a 15 year old, not in a way that would interest me the same way. Simply too young, too inexperienced at life, to have any meaningful insights to a 21 year old. Unless I was retarded, which despite the presence of evidence, through out time, I don't think I am.
>>71371043
Is Denmark a white, European country that won't be cucked? It seems that you're very white and are considered 'harsh' (by lefties anyway) against rapefugees. Also, your Right wing to Far-Right wing party seems to be popular and gaining momentum with the Danes.
>>71371155
The jewish internet defense force is destablizing the middle east?
>>71371157
>>71371157
Somalibro, with regards to this post >>71370475
How does it feel knowing (all of) Somalia isn't the anus of Africa?
>>71371096
Ya I would say from what I read it's one of the best modern combat rifles and it looks nice to I can't wait to shoot one. I went to a big military convention in kielce in September it was really cool they had lots of military weapons contractors and lots of cool stuff
>>71371183
>implying you wouldn't like to be a 50 year old fucking some 16 year old qt
Would kill my daughter if she did this however
>>71370795
>If I converted to Islam and learned Arabic, would I still be kidnapped/murdered for being a white pig?
You don't have to do any of that, grow someballs buy an ak47, grenades and few landmines, they will stay clear of your way, they only understand violence
>>71371381
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>>71370873
Actually no
>>71371076
Fuck off. Its obvious that somalibro isnt a nigger
>>71371380
I can't speak for future me, but I can definitely see 50 year old me wanting to fuck 18 year old's which I dont want to do now. Such is life.
>>71371381
>a few landmines
topkek
>>71371157
Nice, I hope you're doing well.
I'll try to make myself known to you whenever I see your threads, I wan't to meet this /pol/ faring Somalian in your country some day.
>>71371381
BASED
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>>71371370
Well anon, it was nice talking with you but it's time for me to go.
Good night.
>>71371478
All black "people" are niggers
>>71370814
>Concerning the Jewish involvement?
Some how everyone here believes the country is so fucked because of shadowy jew zionist is working in background so this country can never be great again.
>>71371095
Not really that bad to be honest, my cousin introduced us when she visited me, I got her number, we talked and well shit happened. She's got a great ass and rack but her face brings her down to a five. I'm just going to put a bag over her head when we fuck.
>>71371381
What would be the best way for me to come frome europe to somalia
Do you have airports?
>>71371580
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>>71371583
>great again
>>71371554
Ya me to nice talking to you see ya
>>71370966
Ayy Senpai noticed me, you seem like a nice guy so good luck taking back your country and if I ever see our new Fuhrer in the headlines I'll make sure to send some donations your way.
>>71371332
>Living in anarchy
>Still not the worst part of Africa
Maybe the libertarian meme was right all along
>>71371583
Why do Somalians smell the way they do? We have a lot of Somali immigrants here where I live and they all seem to have this similar odor which is kinda hard to describe.
>>71371711
BO mixed with axe body spray
>>71371583
How likely are you to die by a random pirate or criminal at any time?
Somalia seems like a preety dangerous place to the rest of the world.
>>71371689
I think Somalia has had a government for around 2 years now.
I don't think the Somalians care either way though.
>>71370913
>please take more pics of your life in Somali for next time
I will take a lot more, but the most interesting pics will be, when the khat plane comes and the trucks are distributing the khat, it's the most epic thing ever you will witness in your life, I will record video as well... I want you guys to witness.
>>71371711
Why do Jews have more than a 10% chance of being born retarded, Chaim?
>>71368666
Exactly what I'm thinking and hoping.
>Fucking niggers
>Africa is shit
>IQ low (which it is)
etc.
It doesn't help. And as long as Europe have alot of traitors. greedy internationalist and naive humanist, it will not get better.
I would like to try to stop the future civil war and possible genocide of EVERYONE.
I'm a true nationalsocialist. Believing in every ethnicity's right to develop and have their own homeland without to much interfernce from the outside. Maybe "aryans" are more intelligent and creative than all others.But that doesn't mean they are not allowed to live and prosper.
If that wasn't the case, and extending that though, jews or eastasians would have the right to rule or exterminate aryans.
We should all preserve our race and culture. The human species will win in the end!
>>71371689
key words being "in term of slummy-ness"
Purely aesthetical that is, Angola has police and shit, though civilians are heavily armed from prolonged conflict (war with Portugal then civil war)
>>71371812
>khat plane
what?
please explain, who flies these planes and from where?
>>71371711
No clue, nobody I know likes them.
Not our spics or even our blacks.
>>71371812
I would love to see that man.
>>71371053
>So how do things work in Somalia ? You got like a big warlord for every region ? Do you have to pay taxes or some shit to him ?
Yea each tribe have their own warlords and territories.
No there are no taxes
>>71371978
Niggers chimping out over gibs? You can see that in the US
>>71371812
I just found out Khat is legal here. how are you supposed to take this? is there any way to consume it other than chewing it?
>>71371099
>Would you be in favour of recolonisation by Europe if we helped build infrastructure and encouraged investment?
Yes, but who to trust here every politician is a warlord and every warlord is a politician.
>>71371812
God I love you Somalibro
>>71372118
>is there any way to consume it other than chewing it?
Yeah.
Stick it up your ass
>>71372059
Not on the scale I believe he sees it though
>>71371332
>Somalibro, with regards to this post >>71370475
>How does it feel knowing (all of) Somalia isn't the anus of Africa?
>parts of luanda?
What is anonbro?
A bunch of toothless baboons chimping out over their chew, gosh I'd love a video somalinigger
>>71372122
Trust the guy with the biggest gun. Also with the highest discipline and who gets shit done. Order, progress, prosperity.
>>71372118
Don't chew the brown jew.
>>71372118
Khat is a shit tier drug, don't bother.
>>71372256
I am the dude you replied to when you told us about your cousin, Angola and asked about $15 tooth paste. I lived in Angola for two years.
Also pls respond here >>71371897
Is it like a company doing this or?
>>71371544
>Nice, I hope you're doing well.
> I'll try to make myself known to you whenever I see your threads, I wan't to meet this /pol/ faring Somalian in your country some day.
One day aussiebro, one day.
>>71372464
Make a new thread soon Somalibro if you are going to stay on 4chan for a little while.
>>71372444
Really? Iv'e heard it's supposed to feel like Adderall. the extracts at least.
>Khat contains a monoamine alkaloid called cathinone, an amphetamine-like stimulant, which is said to cause excitement, loss of appetite and euphoria
>>71372464
>>71372539
no don't. Kill yourself nigger faggot
>>71371621
>What would be the best way for me to come frome europe to somalia
>Do you have airports?
Yes we have airport, but the planes coming here are old and manned by drunk russians... One of crashed few years ago when the Russian pilot tried to land on top of a mountain, he drunk on vodka.
>>71365295
hello rato :^)
>>71371675
>Ayy Senpai noticed me, you seem like a nice guy so good luck taking back your country and if I ever see our new Fuhrer in the headlines I'll make sure to send some donations your way.
Thank you senpia
>>71372584
and cause aggressiveness as well as withdrawl symptoms.
>>71371711
>>>71371583 (You)
>Why do Somalians smell the way they do? We have a lot of Somali immigrants here where I live and they all seem to have this similar odor which is kinda hard to describe.
Maybe because their genes are not modified to consume large amount of burgers.
>>71372655
Sup dude!
Thanks for your replies, very interesting!
Have a nice day.
>>71372761
All stimulants do that.
>>71371771
>>71372464
That's probably Somaliland.
What do you think of Somaliland Somalibro?
Is it a thing?
why are somalians heads shaped funny
>>71371770
>How likely are you to die by a random pirate or criminal at any time?
>Somalia seems like a preety dangerous place to the rest of the world.
Very likely, things can go 0-100 in an instant here, everyday is a survival day
>>71372875
Nigger genes
>>71372856
I don't feel aggressive on coke or MDMA, at all. Nor do I feel any kind of withdrawl what so ever.
>>71372856
methyl cathinone is better
>>71371897
>>khat plane
>what?
>please explain, who flies these planes and from where?
Khat is a plant, a drug that people here addicted to, almost everyone. Planes bring 'em from Kenya or Ethiopia
>>71365295
こんいちわラットちゃん
>>71373118
I know what khat is, I was just wondering who was behind the actual air planes flying in.
>>71372444
>>>71372118
>Khat is a shit tier drug, don't bother.
>I am the dude you replied to when you told us about your cousin, Angola and asked about $15 tooth paste. I lived in Angola for two years.
>Also pls respond here >>71371897
>Is it like a company doing this or?
Yea I remember you, no he is self employed, he bring loads of consumer stuff and sells 'em A's whole sale at borders.
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>>71372584
>>>71372444
>Really? Iv'e heard it's supposed to feel like Adderall. the extracts at least.
>>Khat contains a monoamine alkaloid called cathinone, an amphetamine-like stimulant, which is said to cause excitement, loss of appetite and euphoria
Yes it's like taking few adderalls, but they sit down and for long hours, it also make you so horny, you might end up fucking a goat afterwards.
happy to see you deliver somalibro, keep it up and looking forward to that khat plane pandemonium
>>71372539
>Make a new thread soon Somalibro if you are going to stay on 4chan for a little while.
It's late bro.. Next time maybe
>>71372800
>Maybe because their genes are not modified to consume large amount of burgers.
underrated post
Kill yourself you dirty subhuman nigger.
>>71373328
No I mean, the khat plane. Is it warlords bringing in revenue? Is it business men from Kenya and Ethiopia?
>>71372875
>why are somalians heads shaped funny
They have big foreheads. It's one of those things.
Thanks for the replies somalibro, been very interesting . See you next time.
>>71371823
This though, countries like Somalia could be made into very decent places in just a few generations via proper eugenics. The eugenics could be voluntary, it doesn't even have to be inhumane or forced.
>>71373571
>a fucking pepper
fuck off
>>71371248
Of course we can. Our parliamentary system, the way Danes "play politics" and our general quite socialist mindset is a showstopper. However the militant 3. wave feminism, LGBT and the militant left are not so prevalent as other countries.
Why is a good question.
What do you know about Argentina?
Only "MESSI" ?
Have you studied "south american history" at your History class?
Do you play football?
What are your favourite music bands?
What are the main political Parties in Somalia?
Thanks
>>71373445
>What kind of food do you eat in Somalia?
A mixture of Italian, Arabian and paki-indian cousines.
>>71373518
>happy to see you deliver somalibro, keep it up and looking forward to that khat plane pandemonium
Sure will sloveniabro
>>71373682
Voluntary eugenics + elimination of Jewish financial support of warlords are what Somalia needs.
>>71373718
>What do you know about Argentina?
>Only "MESSI" ?
>Have you studied "south american history" at your History class?
>Do you play football?
>What are your favourite music bands?
>What are the main political Parties in Somalia?
>Thanks
Lool, they love messi down here like crazy
No we haven't, but 4chaners keep saying that you guys are white
No parties no government, just warlords
Anything trance
I play football on the weekends
>>71373682
>voluntary eugenics
If someone wants to chop their balls off they can do that already
nite somalibro
I don't know if this is obvious or not. But do Somalians record time? I mean, do you use clocks and shit?
Do days exist there?
>>71364330
How is this even possible
Do you browse any other boards aside from /pol/?
