DAWN OF THE BEGINNING
APRIL HELL WEEK 2016
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HAPPENINGS APRIL 18rd - 23th >>71303958
***IMPORTANT VIDEO***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwm18bB7ftU
reminder EQIDF, denialfags and Israel will tell you its not happening
>Japan with a 7.1+
>Ecuador with a 7.8
>Tonga 5.8+
>Many more places including Nevada, Oklahoma, Indonesia, Greece, Turkey, Greenland and Alaska
>NOW MONTANA, 3 HOURS NORTH WEST OF YELLOW STONE
>Japan Activity has calmed, but sub 4.0 quakes still on the high
>Activity along the Ring of fire through the roof
>over 700 this week (including Mini Quakes)
>More to Come within the next 48 hours
>Solar Activity Ramping up
CURRENT AREA OF WATCH FOR POTENTIAL BIG ONE : CHILE
Livestream : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
chat : https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
>Happening Maps:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
http://earthquaketrack.com/recent
http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/monitoring_map.html
>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
>Commiefornia getting BTFO
one can only hope
EARTHQUAKE WATCH THREAD #44
BLEW MY LOAD EARLY
REMINDER TO WATCH THE STOCK MARKETS TODAY
>>71305535
>>71305588
>SoCal
>I live in San Bernardino.
>Full of niggers.
FIRST GUYS
>>71305588
>>71305633
Oh boy here we go
>>71305588
>>71305633
>>71305700
This is how you start a happening thread lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Fp75pmrWo
LOOK, it's the JEWS again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-T_KvLNdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6dtFYZy1I
>>71305535
>all the cities in Cascadia are on top of the fault
How did you faggots fuck up that badly?
>>71305535
its not happening
I was watching some random youtube video about Yellowstone few days back, it was uploaded ~2 weeks ago. Seems that scientist discovered second magmachamber wich is much bigger than the previously known one.
tl;dr We all fuck'd if it goes off
Singles and nothing happens and we stop spamming happening threads
PREPARE FOR THIRD IMPACT NIPPON!
STAY INSIDE GEOFRONT!
>>71305588
>>71305700
>>71305633
Time to put that coffee on
If duubbss up all damn night, Earthquake watch no fap edition
If Triiips, no fap until happening
If quaaaads... wew lad, nice knowing you its going down today
Califag here...please lord give us a big one so I can loot and raid the niggers across the street
>>71305866
OH SHIT
But nothings happening.
>>71305890
What, are you going to loot some maddog 20/20?
>>71305866
K E K
>>71305866
ITS LITERALLY ALL OVER FOLKS
>>71305838
That's the highway, not the fault, dummy
>>71305866
The dubs choose you
>>71305866
bur
>>71305797
check it faggot
>>71305535
>Solar Activity Ramping up
Yea nah, we're entering the solar minimum, sunspot AR2529 made a huge M6.7-class flare but that's it, nothing is ramping up.
>>71305797
There is volcanic dust coming out of the Yellowstone geysers. Prepare yourselves. Who becomes the topdog country after we get obliterated?
>>71305866
>>71305700
>>71305633
>>71305588
WE ARE ALREADY DEAD
>>71305866
Nice try
>>71305937
Christ I am literally retarded, but so are the settlers of cascasia
>>71305866
Well, shit.
>>71305588
>>71305633
and my digits confirm happening
Beep Beep Beep Beep
On the seabed you will sleep!
Beep Beep Beep Beep
KEK has come your souls to reap!
Watching as the Sea ebbs,
Can you hear HIS footsteps?!
HE is the ender and the redeemer
Will you be HIS victim or a faithful memer?
Only chosen will be saved
Rest will die and be enslaved
Ring of Fire is just a link
In the chain around HIS neck
More is coming, so don't blink
Meme with me and
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
>>71305959
>5959
Does this count?
Did anyone else complete forget today was April 18th? Tomorrow is the prophesied day Yellowstone goes off.
Also:
>It's nearly end of April already
Where does the time go too lads?
>>71305977
ITS OVER
>>71305959
We will use nukes and take the rest of the world to the stone age with us
The elites will emerge from their bunkers gods with the technology and no governments to oppose them
>>71305977
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
>>71305862
Well seems it wasent new as i tought
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/04/24/402032765/scientists-discover-massive-new-magma-chamber-under-yellowstone
>But now a second, much larger reservoir of partially molten rock has been discovered by researchers at the University of Utah. There's enough magma inside, they say, to fill the Grand Canyon more than 11 times.
>fill the Grand Canyon more than 11 times.
>>71305959
russia>china
>This thread again:
What the fuck. You guys, you really want a happening this badly? This is sad. We all know nothing is happening anymore, earth is ok. Nothing important is going on at all.
Come on, stop these threads already... Please, don't be "Happening fags".
>>71306033
ALL THE PROPHECIES COMING TO LIFE
Friendly reminder that volcanoes are peaceful and have not harmed anyone in ages.
>>71305977
Checked out your digits and it seems as though they are dubs
>>71306038
> on /pol/
> hates happening
HELLO R EDDIT
>>71306038
you are here too
you scrolled all the way through hoping for something
:^)
>>71306065
t. volcanoe
>>71306077
Noice
>>71305797
is this the BLOOD MOON SACRIFICE THE JEWS HAVE SET US UP TOO?
>>71306015
volcanoes dont just go off you know yellowstone gps stations are calm as fuck
>>71306077
HOLY SHIT
>>71306033
Confirmed, I guess. While the UN is arguing and the EU putting their thumbs in their butts, NATO is going to get BTFO. Doesn't even work without the US.
I hope the happening comes, I'm really lonely
>>71306088
Man, so many Dubs tonight
>>71306038
>earth is ok
>>71305588
FUCK YOU, PIZZA, WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
>>71306077
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>71305959
where is the source?
KEK DEMANDS IT
>>71306031
> fill the grand Canyon 11 times
Everything is so crazy, man
So many Dubs.
Kek is with us and will grant us the happening we desire
Please do not be concerned. Tunnels, bridges, and all buildings are safe.
>>71306077
Unfortunately they aren't trips
>>71306144
"AND THE LORD SAID FALSE DIGITS AND FALSE PROPHETS WILL ARISE, BUT DO NOT BE DECEIVED"
>>71306122
>>71306133
>>71306144
>>71306155
It is getting scary
>>71305866
I HAVEN*T BEEN TO THE GROCERY STORE YET!
>>71306133
This thread should be ccalled the Check Republic
>>71306025
if yellowstone was that big it would comprise like half our land based icmbs and we would only be able to use our sub based nukes they could deal some damage but not take out the whole world.
>>71306077
PLEASE STOP
>>71306222
fuck you these numbers were supposed to be mine
>>71306234
>>71306222
Your trips say otherwise
>>71306222
Denied.
>>71306077
My digits will strengthen America's digits and it'll be the greatest happening since Halley's comet collided with the moon.
>>71306222
till they come all falling down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL5vG8uRYe8
>>71305535
>Earthquake watch thread.
You guys are so bored you are LITERALLY watching the ground move.
You are waiting for events that take a span of thousands, sometimes millions of years to happen.
Just stop these threads already, you're embarrassing yourselves.
you people are cancer.
>>71306222
Fuck you Japan
>tfw already lived through a deadly earthquake so not afraid
>>71306222
Maybe in nippon...
Dude, man, all this earth shakin' is like, crazy, dude.
>>71306250
We would also take down gps and satellite coms
and we have a shitload of sub nukes
enough to fuck enoough shit up
>>71305977
this is some next-level quantum meme magic, Ivan!
>>71306256
Just embrace the happenings friend :^)
>>71306308
222 Confirmed anti-digits. The opposite of the post is always the truth
>>71306303
Happening when?
>>71306303
at least post the newest video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Fp75pmrWo
And check the happenings at the 3min mark
>>71306379
Fuck off
Found a pic for ants from an old /k/ omegle thread. I want nothing more than to roam the ashlands of New Colorado. Post your masks, fellow ashlanders.
>>71306368
6-6368 c-conf-firmed always r-rright
>>71306333
TRIPS STREAK
Top south California faggot here.
No trolling. Any Cali fags ITT with some sound earthquake advice? I can't decide if staying inside is a meme or an actual life saving technique. I read once on the net that first responders reported most deaths from earthquakes came from retards bunkered under a desk or table inside. I can't find that source anymore, I've looked.
The consensus though is to stay inside, but I could wee this being some bullshit government initiative that's more about keeping people out the streets then actual safety techniques.
My house is old. Definitely not up to whatever the new code is after that massive San Fran earthquake.
I understand the risks of falling debris, power lines, trees, roof coolers, glass, etc. I have empty land about 50 yards back past my back door. Sometimes I think I'd take the huge initial risk to haul ass to the empty ranch area out back because once there its 100% safety (excluding the ground opening up)
Staying inside seems like the initial starting risk is 3x less but the overall risk increases exponentially as the quake rides out.
This shit is tough. Hope the big one doesn't come any time soon because I still don't know. I'm a meet by the way. I'll be home for sure.
>>71306385
mmmmm
das it mane
i need to sleep
dubs renew vow to stay up for quakwatch
trips quit job for quake watch
i just want to rub one out and go to bed
>>71306385
nothing that abnormal in video also all the stations around yellowstone are reading normal if shit was gonna blow there would be very large abnormal readings
Volcanoes are harmless and just want to be left alone, peace.
>>71306420
>>71306439
>>71306457
Leave us alone, reddit.
>>71306222
>>71306333
>>71306373
NOT WHEN BUT WHERE
Usgs geologist here. Everything is normal, and you retards still cannot understand basic geological processes.
>>71306379
>not knowing how ancient maymays work
You must be from 9gag.
I'm ready with my Moonshoes, headed to the SA fault now.
Be there in five hours, wish me luck going to the moon
>>71306517
t. VIDF
>>71306517
Ok, can you explain the sparks flying out of geysers at Yellowstone?
>>71306493
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
Will something actually happen or is it just the usual happening meme?
>>71306517
stfu were having ddubs thread: geo edition
>>71306460
Just leave your house, get in your car, and head straight for the Midwest. The cost of living is so low that you'll forget the earthquake even happened.
>>71306553
Gonna need a source on that one buddy
nigger
>>71306460
Socal fag if it feels like a big one I always gtfo of my house but I live in small single story house.
>>71306517
I'm sure you're excited as I am about Baal coming back.
>>71306598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Fp75pmrWo
Read description
>>71306533
>>71306522
>>71306566
OH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I'm cancelling the happening right now.
Everyone go home.
>You're a large richter number
>If I move the Earth would you die?
>TELL ME ABOUT THE PLATES, WHY DO THEY SLIDE
>Now is not the time for fear, that comes later
>I was born in the Earth, molded by it
>Nobody cared who I was until I cracked the ground
>>71306480
weird lights coming out of geysers is normal?
Shit, didn't know that ameriburg
Trying again for memes
California will perish.
The fact that the US government is flooding this thread is frightening
They obviously are trying to distract us from the happening TODAY
>>71306666
I DID IT
>>71306514
10 bucks on commiefornia
WE SHOULD STOP THESE THREADS GUYS IT IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY WE STILL COULD PREVENT HAPPENING
>>71306666
OH
SHIT
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
>>71306598
Here is a screen catch of the Old Faithful sparks or whatever.
I am under the impression that volcanic dust can create electric activity.
>>71306666
NOICE
>>71306666
It's happening
>>71306666
Holy shit I see two sets of identical dubs right next to eachother
I think a happening will happen soon but not earthquake or volcano related.
>>71306517
>usgs geologist here
Yeah right.
>>71306666
Its all ogre lads.
>>71306666
https://youtu.be/TkBMAHUkibY
https://youtu.be/TkBMAHUkibY
https://youtu.be/TkBMAHUkibY
https://youtu.be/TkBMAHUkibY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHJ!!!!!
>>71306666
CANT ALOE VERA THE CULDERA
I just want something to happen guys, I'm so fucking bored.
>>71306303
>>71306385
>geysers gonna gayse
normal activity for that part of the park, what am I missing here?
>>71306517
>>71306553
>>71306598
>>71306725
Gonna need an answer on that one, buddy.
>>71306666
QuadriSatan have spoken!
>>71306634
Looks like someone was taking a picture of the geysers with a bright flash.
>>71306038
t. San Andreas
>>71306666
It isn't too late to stop this. You could prevent memeing earthquakes into existence.
>>71306222
>>71306333
>>71306666
>>71306681
DEATH QUADS, CALIFORNIA CONFIRMED FOR KILL
>>71306379
>>71306392
>>71306420
>>71306439
>>71306457
>>71306493
>>71306522
>>71306540
>>71306567
>>71306624
>>71306657
>>71306710
>>71306753
U.S. GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO DERAIL
>>71306666
HOLY FUCK IM ACTUALLY CRYING
Greece sinking HYPE
posting the set because you guys are a heard of gullible niggers
>>71306666
San Andreas will let it go
>>71306811
well you got duubbs in epic thread
roolling for AUS happening
>>71306666
excellent
Is this part of Kek's great plan? see pic related for further information
>>71306861
The fuck? Are you a shill for real? Watch the video. Take this seriously. That isn't what it is.
>>71306666
QUADS CONFRIMS
>>71306460
You get yourself one of these and get bumped through the streets of LA while the others are panicking.
>>71305588
>88
first post best post
>.Earthquake watch thread.
.You guys are so bored you are LITERALLY watching the ground move.
You are waiting for events that take a span of thousands, sometimes millions of years to happen.
.Just stop these threads already, you're embarrassing yourselves.
>>71306915
Will remove all the rapefugees. And borders will be secure.
>>71306933
THIS WILL ONLY BRING IT TO LIFE FASTER
SOMEONE REVERSE IT!!!!
>Happening threads
>Full of pathetic faggots spamming the most cringe tier memes while losing theit shit over dubs like its 2007 /b/
Holy shit how can you be this pathetic on 4chan let alone the intenet
Wait, is California breaking off to chill with Hawaii?
>>71306666
Nice numbers Stan
But how about these ones
>>71306868
Don't try to stop this. We must let the world burn
>>71305866
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US.
>>71306979
Dude, you've posted this like three times, and no one cares. Move on.
I AM THE QUAD SATAN
IF YOU SCROLL PAST ME TYPE
>SAVE ME LUCIFER, BRINGER OF LIGHT
I WILL SHOW YOU THE PATH OF LIGHT
>>71306984
fug i shrekt myself
have a picture of meat in compensation
>>71306992
lol you are here with us
you scrolled all the way through too lol
fag
lol
>>71307003
It's like that world is shit video from years ago where California breaks off to go and party with Hawaii in the end.
>>71306666
>6666
>April 2016
>4/16
>4 6
>4 6's
MAY KEK GRANT YOU MERCY
People a denying the power of Kek but try to end the thread.
What are you afraid of people?
>>71306666
>be me, califag
>see this
>shit myself
>mfw
>>71306992
It's the Government trying to derail
Every time thIs happens a major quake happens some where
They are trying to distract us
>>71305535
3 massive explosions just went off somewhere in my area. windows were shaking. we don't have any vulcanic activity in central europe. I have no Idea where these explosions came from. something's happening
>>71306992
I bet you want to talk about gender.
>>71306725
Pyroclastic materials in large eruptions can generatehigh levels of static electricity from the high levels of kinetic energy between interacting particles.
I'm not sure what that is, could be a camera anomaly, could be some bioluminescent organism, but its not any sign of an eruption I know of.
>>71306992
I command you to leave
>>71306992
Why don't you like fun?
>>71307006
Pathetic
>>71307067
*are
>Implying it isn't true.
>>Earthquake watch thread.
You guys are so bored you are LITERALLY watching the ground move.
You are waiting for events that take a span of thousands, sometimes millions of years to happen.
Just stop these threads already, you're embarrassing yourselves.
>>71307038
Kill yourself.
>>71306988
Lord Kek is definitely sending messages!
>>71305588
Fuck off. Nothing is happening you gaping stinking vagina. And if anything is happening, it sure as hell ain't gonna be in the Golden State you faggots. I hope the world turns to shit as I hit the beach alongside my boy chad and all these beta-hating white girls.
>>71307054
FIRE ZE MISSILES
>>71306992
Says the faggot posting furry shit
>>71307051
>keystone lite
Whiskey Tango confirmed.
>>71307093
What would be the point?
I'm already dead inside.
>>71307091
>>71306979
I don't understand desperate faggots like this
>>71306666
>>71305535
>southern seaboard of CA collapses into the ocean with no time to escape
>California becomes a red state as 90%+ of the lib-dem population take up new careers as fish food
>>71306980
Refugees will enter the Bulgarias. Only we deserve the pity kill.
>>71307099
It seems he deemed you worthy to spread his word
>>71306666
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71305535
It's San Andreas Fault
But it will be you who pays for his mistake.
>>71306460
running like an idiot during a big earthquake its natural but you must stay above your retardness and stay put away from things you might think they gonna fall
also if you start feeling anxious because of the tremor japanese people actually start doing light jumps it might feel like a retard thing to do but people find it comfortable to not feel the ground shaking
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M9YUKr42xw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-FMpNBfna8
also if you live near the coast 1-2km you will have roughly 30 mins before the tsunami comes (if the quake happens on cascadia) DONT FUCKING GO near the coast and dont let anyone else do this maybe expect the surfers cause they dont have brain cells anyway
>>71307075
Start filming.
>>71307091
Its (was) sunday night, /pol/ always gets a little sad on sunday nights and want happening to feel better. Leave us alone
>>71306992
>being a furry
>calling people pathetic
lol
MayDay:
>Global Earthquake/Volcano/Tsunami Happening
>Terrorist Attacks all over Europe at the same time
>Market Crash
>Obama sends troops to Syria
>>71307184
Koala please
>>71307110
WTF m8
HAIL SATAN
>>71307196
I CAN CONFIRM IT IS TIME
>>71306038
Shut up Mariano
>>71306992
And
yet
here you are
>>71307171
See this is the kind of dumb shit I hate
The San Andreas fault is a strike-slip boundary. That means that it is two plates moving laterally next to each other. You won't have subsidence, you want have a tsunami, and you won't have volcanic activity.
>>71306992
>Not believing in meme magic.
>>71307110
Can Alaska come too?
>>71307196
don't hear any police or ambulance sirens yet. will keep you posted
>>71305535
>mfw live on the ring of fire
night dudes
signing off here in AZ
>>71307260
Let the man dream
I WILL WIN
CALIFORNIA WILL BE NO MORE
I VOW IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=86&v=gHMAU-7qAxg
>>71307201
Meme. Magiks.
>>71307301
Sleep tight and enjoy the new beaches once californias gone
>>71306933
>San Andreas will let it go
>>71307296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykNDDUitMWE
>>71305977
IT'S OGRE
>>71307333
Welp it's officially happening boys
>>71307333
>>71306666
I LUCIFER HAS SPOKEN.
>>71307333
Satan already got quadruplets. Calm down with those triple tres
Can we meme yellowstone into errupting?
>>71307333
we are all ready dead
You have just finished off the wounded children and their mothers
>>71307287
what's also strange is that you can hear the ovious sound of a big airplane every 15 minutes. there's no commerial plane in the airspace above us at the moment according to flightradar24
>>71307430
Natives made it a meme already.
>>71307422
So disregard that because I didn't realize you were one and the same
>>71307393
>>71307333
You fucking madman! How can you harness this much meme magic?
>>71307196
they found some bombs recently in Vienna Europe.
>>>71304260
>>71307422
HOLY SHIT
SIMMER DOWN BED TIME
SO TIRED BUT SO MUCH CHECKING TO DO
LAST 5 ARE THE US ZIP CODE FOR ANNIHLATION
>>71307422
WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME
FLESH AND BLOOD
MAN AND SPIRIT
>>71307430
pls no
I live near there
>>71306666
>>71307333
I can finally go to bed knowing that California is doomed
Sorry, cannot into making gifs,but here is the geyser activity looped. Dumbfuck USGS geologist says "that's just camera flashes"
https://gifs.com/gif/Z6GPy8
https://gifs.com/gif/Z6GPy8
https://gifs.com/gif/Z6GPy8
https://gifs.com/gif/Z6GPy8
https://gifs.com/gif/Z6GPy8
>>71307164
lol, beat me to telling that cuck off
>>71307496
I figured that out Satan, don't kill me please
See >>71307480
DO ANY MORTALS CHALLENGE, I, LUCIFER
>>71307496
>96
>Traditionally, the book of Revelation has been dated near the end of the first century, around A.D. 96.
dudbbs for quake watch
otherwise beat my meat and sleep
>>71307519
it wont matter where you live if a supervolcano erupts
>>71307547
Ok it wasn't really that hard.
LOOPED VOLCANIC ACTIVITY IN YELLOWSTONE GEYSERS. USGS SHILL SAYS IT IS CAMERA FLASH.
>>71307617
yeah, go to sleep
>>71307617
1 and 7 are kinda close
last 3 are area code where happening will happen
SHOULD I SHREK ANY MORE STATES?
>>71307592
Don't cut yourself on that edge
>>71305535
>No, Korea is on the list
I will bring my popcorn
Tell me about him
>>71307653
k, night russia bro
>>71307672
Shrek the world lucifer
>>71306988
DUBS ON THE ITS OVER GIF
WE'VE FALLEN AND WE ARE NEVER GETTING UP
>>71307692
Ameribro ?
>>71307651
Swamp gas
>>71307683
THE ONLY EDGE CUTTING WILL BE THE ROCK FORMATIONS SLICING YOUR JUGULAR, FAG ENABLER
Black cock
>>71307547
That video means nothing, show me a study proving there is a phenomenon, and then linking that phenomenon to volcanic processes and I will give you a high five.
Until then this video goes in the same category is the "NOISES HEARD ALL OVER THE WORLD" that ended up being made in garage band
>>71307717
Where's Harvey Dent?
>>71307756
BUG BLACK
NOW WHO WILL FOLLOW ME?
Bless us with quads of 7, Lord Kek!
i want /b/ to stay here
>>71307781
>>71307781
>>71307781
>>71307672
can you sink new zealand?
>>71307723
THEN I MIGHT AS WELL DO NOTHING
BUT I WILL DO AS YOU PLEASE
>>71307592
Get triples in the next five minutes for the demise of Cali
>>71307765
Ok, but ASSUME for a moment that there is electrical activity at the geysers. What would that mean? I do not give a flying fuck about getting my shit peer-reviewed you faggotass ivory cucktower.
ok guys
im seriously not even kidding mentally ill
im at my computer and im scared to go to bed
like im frozen in my chair afraid to look away from my screen
fuck this shit, they switched my meds to risperidone and its not working as well
fucking a im no shit scared
>>71305890
>Califag here...please lord give us a big one so I can loot and raid the niggers across the street
My kind of thinking time to pillage and purge.
>It's happening
>Oh wait it's not
>Better act like I'm 13 while turning the thread into a /b/ check em thread
Every single god time
>>71307075
Didn't someone make a thread just like 30 minutes ago about a bomb found in vienna?
>>71307807
Get fucked. You'll sink before us, repeating digits commands it.
>>71307888
Holy kek it is happening. West Coast becomes Somalia in less than 24 hours.
>>71307388
I want off this ride
>>71307888
Rare nigger trips
>>71307940
DAMMIT!
DEUS
E
U
S
VULT
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Fuck California
>>71307876
How much autism do you have?
>>71307825
Will do
>>71307989
why?
>>71306011
No but yours do
>>71307977
HAIL KEK
>>71307226
Shut up mohammed.
After my Lance Armstrong post, I have officially obtained Australian citizenship.
>>71305535
The power of the meme magic in this thread is terrifying me.
Yellowstone will not erupt, most of us would die a slow and ignoble death.
>>71307863
Electrical activity? Well if there was electrical activity it would mean someone hooked up a car battery to the geyser.
Geological processes only create electrical phenomena in the most extreme circumstances, and in those cases it is because of static build up.
Geysers don't make electricity. If that video is anything it is a cluster of bioluminescent microorganisms (which are very common in geyser systems) being ejected from the reservoir.
>>71308108
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>>71307977
Don't you see brethren? This is the power of the Lord Jesus Christ!
>>71308175
Can I get everyone ITT to laugh at this cuck with me?
>>71305535
my bdays on the 22nd i hope it happens after im loaded as fuck
>>71306222
The trips have spoken!
>>71308191
Go away heathen
Please meet Lance Armstrong
He is a paralympic fencer with no arms who became famous during the 2002 Sydney Winter Olympic games
Unfortunately, he was convicted for the murder of his Boer mistress, Bar Refaeli and will spend his time in a Swedish jail.
Hi POL, normal person here. What is a happening (you realize this is incorrect English, right?) and what does it have to do with green frogs?
>>71308217
You know, just because you don't understand something doesn't mean you have to get mad about it. You might even learn something once in a while!
CANT CHILL THE CALDERA GRILL
>>71308283
That is not incorrect English, you fool. You do realize that you do not know how to use a semi-colon; right?
>>71308263
My godly digits of Jesus are more powerful than kek will ever be.
>>71308283
A happening is when you kill yourself
And the frog is who you do it for
>>71308371
Made me lol
>>71308299
Yeah, but those explanations do not even begin to explain what I am seeing in the gif here>>71307651
Those are pretty clearly not microorganisms or camera clashes. What is the next dumb theory you are going to offer?
Do you think you are "smart" because you are a geologist? You know everyone laughs at you guys, right?
>>71306460
>No trolling. Any Cali fags ITT with some sound earthquake advice? I can't decide if staying inside is a meme or an actual life saving technique. I read once on the net that first responders reported most deaths from earthquakes came from retards bunkered under a desk or table inside. I can't find that source anymore, I've looked.
If its a small suburban house GTFO and get into your car
If its an office building then go under your desk or something.
>>71307164
>not understanding people
>worships lil aftershocks.
LOLOLOLOL
You people are sad.
>>71308470
it's just a weather balloon goy
>>71308470
I don't think you can discern anything "pretty clearly" from a video taken by a 0.1 megapixel camera running at 3 frames a minute in the dark.
I don't mind McDonalds employees laughing at me, you guys gotta get some happiness at of life too
>>71308530
That's my thing. You don't get to say that snowgoyyim.
>>71308360
You are so delusional that you dont even realise Kek bestows the digits upon us.
>>71308588
Nope, just too rich to have a job my good goyish friend. Enjoy your rocks hahahahha kekekekeke.
>>71308623
>that picture
Why is she screaming? Look at all that free meat!
Nothing's going to happen and you know it
>>71308699
I do enjoy my rocks, and I enjoy my job. I'm sorry you're such an angry person. Maybe you will find happiness some day.
I will pray for you :)
>>71308931
>religious
>scientist
I'd keep that shit to yourself if you want rise in the geology field.
>>71309085
Plenty of people are religious in science, science and religion aren't mutually exclusive.
There are some questions that science can't answer
>>71309220
Like how you get sparks flying out of a geyser?
>>71309251
>sparks
Just because something is light doesn't mean it is sparks
>>71308623
Then why does kek not give you digits like my God does to me?
>>71309416
But you got your digits from Kek.
>>71309514
I invoked God using my battle cry "deus vult", God gave me dubs, not kek.
>>71306992
Fuck off Gman
>>71307038
SAVE ME LUCIFER BRINGER OF LIGHT
STRIKE DOWN MONTANA?
FUCK YOU GUYS I DON'T WANT TO DIE
>>71307122
Just fuck my thread up, all these fucking repeating digits
TELL ME ABOUT APPLIED MEMETICS. HOW ARE THE MEMES APPLIED?
>>71310215
Directly to the forehead
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