DAWN OF THE BEGINNING
APRIL HELL WEEK 2016
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HAPPENINGS APRIL 18rd - 23th >>71303958 →
/b/ tier posts and dubs "get" posts are against the rules
***IMPORTANT VIDEO***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwm18bB7ftU
reminder EQIDF, denialfags and Israel will tell you its not happening
>Japan with a 7.1+
>Ecuador with a 7.8
>Tonga 5.8+
>Many more places including Nevada, Oklahoma, Indonesia, Greece, Turkey, Greenland and Alaska
>NOW MONTANA, 3 HOURS NORTH WEST OF YELLOW STONE
>Japan Activity has calmed, but sub 4.0 quakes still on the high
>Activity along the Ring of fire through the roof
>over 700 this week (including Mini Quakes)
>More to Come within the next 48 hours
>Solar Activity Ramping up
CURRENT AREA OF WATCH FOR POTENTIAL BIG ONE : CHILE
Livestream : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
chat : https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
>Happening Maps:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
http://earthquaketrack.com/recent
http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/monitoring_map.html
>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
>>71307818
OH NO XDXDXD
>>71307781
Third impact will happen tonight at midnight
>>71307781
SAN FRANCISCO KEK'D
>>71307833
Lel
>>71307781
................
..........desu
ok guys
im seriously not even kidding mentally ill
im at my computer and im scared to go to bed
like im frozen in my chair afraid to look away from my screen
fuck this shit, they switched my meds to risperidone and its not working as well
fucking a im no shit scaredfff
>>71307833
REPEATERS
WE ARE SO FUCKED
>>71307781
IT IS I
QUAD SATAN
I'm comfy in California's capital - fucking bring it.
>>71307951
>>71307934
if singles you shall be put to death by loard kek. ONLY DUBS CAN SAVE YOU
Why are we autistic about earthquakes now? They happen all the time.
>>71307781
AWOOVEMENT OF THE TECTONIC PWATES
BLESS OUR CAUSE
Hah i remember that earthquake in melbourne, barely more than a tremor
>>71307951
You have no power here
2
Friendly reminder that volcanoes are peaceful and have not hurt anyone in a long time.
THE MAGIC HAS TO BUILD UP IN THE THREAD TO BECOME APPARENT
YOU WILL SEE SOON MORTAL
>>71308058
DEVIL
1
>>71308008
>BooB get
Can he be stopped?
K.. Keep me posted
>>71307994
still up
so tired but scared to go to bed
feel a poop coming but scared to go to bathroom
fuck this shit
you misspelled 'lord' so im good I think
>Nothing happening
>Have to freak out over post numbers to keep these shitty theads alive
Bless us Lord Kek!
>>71307934
just go to bed
>>71307781
This is just like the economy crash thing, have you guys just discovered earthquakes? lol they happen all the time.
>>71308144
DELETE THIS
>>71308144
HAPPENING!
tfw snug and cosy australian
>>71308110
Cant keep you posted when you're under water
>>71308144
Lol, gotta express our autism somehow
>>71308177
>>71308144
>>71308088
Dear god
>>71308183
friendly reminder when a cascadia quake happens
rush to the sea to see the beautifull waves coming in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiENf1f1tIA
tfw snug and cozy in rural nz
>>71307781
> yfw mods mass ban kekposters every other thread
>>71308134
dude pol does this every few months, it's fine.
>>71308177
can't wait for the white christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBRpMy44JUc
>>71308403
until NZ sinks beneath the waves
>>71308229
>>71308183
>it's getting cold, isn't it?
ICE AGE IMMINENT AFTER THE ERUPTION
this is the end
What kind of horrible creatures will come out of the cracks in the ground to feast on the living, mole or shadow people?
>>71308411
you can't stop a god
>>71307781
>reminder EQIDF, denialfags and Israel will tell you its not happening
it's not happening.
and you fags all have ADHD, and this thread theme won't last more than a week.
>Tfw state unable to be effected by large Earthquake
Feels good, I've been ignoring all this dumb shit for a while, I guess I'll browse these threads now.
>>71308544
>>71308544
>>71308544
THE LIGHTS ARE GOING OUT!!!!!
>>71308544
No doubt about it, the time of the crab people is finally here
>>71308679
then how do you post?
>>71308768
Witnessed
DO NOT FEAR, YOU WILL BE SAVED IN THE END
DEATH OS NOT THE END
>>71308844
checked
>little earthquakes here and there
>happening
Off yourselves.
>>71307781
>Mfw Australia 90% white
>Mfw best place to live in the world
>Mfw we live in the middle of a tectonic plate and those earthquakes on the map were caused by fracking
>Mfw if you're not an aussie you're a shit cunt
>>71307889
I have to fuck Misato before the special forces are deployed.
>>71308844
Please stop posting
Go back to /b/
>>71308844
Checked!
>>71307781
1
2
>>71308844
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT WHITE DOT ABOVE THE MOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71308898
Dude aren't video games and shit banned there? And what about the spiders?
Happening over ?
>>71309069
We reliving circa 2008 /b/
Give us a moment
i keep seeing this shit plastered on the front page is this an actual happening or is pol just being /x/fags again
>>71308844
WITNESSED
>>71308724
Crab people and Mole people are in an eternal struggle with one another, they both want to rule the surface world but despise us humans, setting off the Ring of Fire and Yellowstone is their master plan in eradicating us all.
Can you imagine what crab people /tv/ would be like?
>Instead of Crab's legs they eat human legs when going to the movies
>>71309003
Video games are degenerate, and spiders are little bitches. Buy a pair of boots and crush the fuckers into paste. You are literally a god from their perspective.
Pls happen
>>71309133
This happening is coming sooner than later, also checkd
What dignified pose will you do when we all get encased in ash?
time to go to bed, hoping to see a real happening when I wake up.
>>71309323
> 23
> Michael Jordan
> Bulls
> Cucks
Kek is cucking us on this one guys
Weren't a lot of these dormant earlier and yesterday?
I'm starting to grow concerned
>>71309382
>>71309382
Hundreds of earthquakes happen every day, and have always happened. Nothing to see here, faggots.
happening threads always turn into dubs threads because nothing ever happens
except these sweet digits
>>71309479
>>71307889
>>71309634
Like these ones
>>71309777
>>71309777
>>71309777
>>71309777
>>71309777
>>71309777
awwww shiiittttt
>>71309777
>>71309777
You just triggered a volcano you crumpet!
>>71307781
here http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/
Lost
>>71307781
>Ring of Fire explodes
>Pacific Ocean heavily contaminated
>Oceanic temperature rises across the board
>Increased temperature causes massive red tide bloom all throughout area
>Contaminates over 90% of earth's oceans
>"Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became like the blood of a corpse. And everything in the sea died." Revelation 16:3
We couldn't have prevented this. This ride never had any brakes.
>>71309777
Amateur.
>>71309860
Fucking saving this
Thanks bro
Cmon north west happening...
The waiting is killing me
>>71310165
>>71310196
Zero proof that a volcano will blow besides shit tier speculation.
I can see cali getting a minor quake or something sure, but the its happening crap is garbage and unwarranted.
Stop being reddit.
>>71310360
Hello u.s government
>>71310360
anti shill detected
>>71310360
He bears the mark of the beast
>>71308544
feminists
>>71310420
Every single one of these threads, none of you dumb fucks have provided any proof that a volcano will blow.
I asked in the last thread and several of you beat around the bush with vague uneducated answers.
Provide me with actual proof this might happen in the next 4 days.
>>71310360
Fuck off.
JACKPOT?
>>71307781
AWOKEN
>>71310554
PROOF
R
O
O
F
JACKPOT
>>71310360
go home Rabbi Schomo Shekelgoldbergstein
>>71310704
How about that evidence, goyim?
>>71310507
the shit will go down once you see the gps stations
http://www.uusatrg.utah.edu/ts_ysrp.html
going apeshit upwards
currently the volcano is sleeping not a single one is showcasing any indication of rising soil
>>71310808
go away shill nobody likes you here
Holy shit, califag here.
I was just jolted out of bed from a violent quake. Please tell me it isn't happening
>>71309156
the mole people have the jew gene called CONIVER that will serve them well to cheat others when the shit hits the fan..
>>71307934
Earthquake gon' get you lil' nigger
>>71310857
stop shitposting
>>71310857
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>71310857
Probably not unless you live literally on one of the red spots.
Come on, literally nothing is happening. Why don't you just ignore this perfectly natural phenomenon and vote for #KasichsBasics this Tuesday?
I smell ... something... is this fire?
it's gone and yet I feel it... as if it happened to another reality that this time line is passing through...
>>71308844
what is "Death OS?"
>>71307889
Midnight where?
>>71310857
where? Im in Burbank and I have not felt a thing.
>CURRENT AREA OF WATCH FOR POTENTIAL BIG ONE : CHILE
A-am i gonna die?
>>71311131
Windows 10
>>71308038
We are the knights who say kek
Post yfw a massive earthquake destroys mecca
>>71311221
Only if u didn't pay for winrar
>>71310857
I'll jolt you out of bed you aperaping faggot
>>71311383
>>71311221
Yes ;_;
>>71311192
Where ever it's midnight...
>>71311383
>>71309930
We need to pour bleach into the ocean
>>71311448
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>71311383
DEUS
E
U
S
VULT
U
L
T
>>71311383
PRAISE KEK
and hope for Mecca M9.5
>>71311621
We want them to die, not get smeared over the pavement.
>>71311574
>>71311696
??????
I'm pretty sure we want both
>>71311383
Youse fucks couldn't meme magic a dick into your own mouths
>>71311714
DON'T DO IT!!!
>>71311696
>We want them to die, not get smeared over the pavement.
One nuke after happening for disinfection
>>71311731
Dude, think about the clean-up.
>>71311774
Inhaled a bit much of the ole petroleum did ya warren?
>>71311808
I like it.
stop getting my hopes up you fucks it isnt even happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXctoh4q0U
>>71311779
I will crash this place
>>71311991
at least i have my masks
>>71312148
I tried to stop it
b u t i o n l y c a u s e d i t
>>71312232
You cant stop the inevitable
California here.
The only thing shaking is my hand up and down my cock.
I'll update you in ten.
>>71312375
no homo If I hold f11 its as if I am complete and total homo jacking you off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57etGc2mHW8
>>71311879
Why would we clean it up? It would be a nice tourist spot with all the mooshed mooshlims
>>71307781
Texas checking in with a fucking huge storm
I had to move my car an hour ago and the flash flood alerts on my phone keep waking me up (inside)
Gg world it was fun while it lasted
>>71313120
China and Afghanistan have flash flooding too
Revelation?
>>71313184
>Revelation?
Probably not, you'll likely see it on the news tomorrow
Last time it rained this hard for some odd reason it made global news
>>71307781
>Australia not affected at all
kek, eat shit
>>71313294
being so relevant to the world that not even earthquakes find you interesting
KEK BAAL US OUT
Alright fellow sweaty man meats, I'm back.
Cali reporting in.
I'm in a real sticky situation.
I thought the ground what moving but it was just my leg thumping from the really really good jack off I just did.
It look to be about a 6.7 on the erection scale.
I came as soon as I could.
.what did I miss?
24 minutes ago Pennsylvania 2.4
Huh...havent seen a quake in that are in...well never
>>71313445
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/states/pennsylvania/history.php
>>71307781
RIP Ecuadorbros
FINALLY
JACK POT
Pack your belongings and get out from Commiefornia because Kek is coming and we need to make a good sacrifice to receive all of his wisdom.
>>71313407
Kek
Roll for LA monster quake
>>71311435
Based most cruel race.
>>71311557
The fish will thank us.
if d.u.b.s, Yellowstone blows today.
>LA and SF gets destroyed
>Commiefornia is now a red state
I would be willing to make the sacrifice /pol/.
/salute
>>71307781
I blame land-HAARP-like system
Grecee will pay debts ,one way or another
>>71308544
rare pepes ? they will bring the KEKlord
Hey guys, Jesus here.
Don't go to earth on Sunday, especially the southern parts.
>>71314854
Ayy thanks m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om5rbtudzrg
>>71308544
Frogs
AYYYY SEMFAI a little quake just happened in santiago
JACKPOT 5.7 I believe
KAZOO JACK POT BOYS A FUCKING 6
>>71307934
Take a deep breath and relax cunt
6- shindo ladder.
ITS HAPPENING
Japan JUST GOT A 6
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>71315665
>>71315631
Where was the center?
I just feeled that quake m8s
LOOKS LIKE QUAKES BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>71315778
Looks like southern Japan like the rest have been.
get ready for the BIG ONE JAPAN
>>71315764
Source?
>>71315956
STREAM
T
R
E
A
M
ACTIVITY IS BUILDING UP RIGHT NOW
>>71310491
Oh my fuck Sweden has already fallen...
>>71315956
You know....the fucking stream that's been at the start of the thread.
>>71315956
Le fucking nothing
http://www.jma.go.jp/jp/quake/20160418204545395-182042.html
>something happened once a hundred years ago
how is this even an "interesting coincidence"? are you people retarded?
I am going to kill myself, have fun guys with end of the world
Are they talking about minamiaso village? Was it hit again? Jap pls translate.
>>71316070
hold on Hirohito! We gunna open our border to wapanese refugees
>>71316180
TO VALHALLA
>>71316023
>>71316051
>>71316070
Not gook.
Can't read moonrunes.
Translate?
holy fuck
HOLY FUCK
CHILE JUST GOT HIT WITH 5.6
F
U
C
K
@@@
>>71315956
I feeled in chile
>>71316372
5.6 JUST HAPPENED
FORESHOCKS
GET TO YOUR FUCKING SHELTER
>>71316372
Fuuuuuu
Is the Pacific plate collapsing or something?
Shindo +5 quake, pretty big.
ILLAPEL CHILE GOT A 5.6
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>71316347
There are numbers in all over the damn screen. Literally it tells you on all the windows.
>>71316505
You've been saying that for days
>>71316288
|ALARM!!!|
Oh wait, look at the flag...
>>71316571
LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED
>>71316595
*again
5.3 JUST HIT JAPAN AGAIN
FUCK FUCK FUCK
ITS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M8 chill out that thing was nothing
8 or nothing
>>71316686
No chile hasnt had any significant quakes yet
First Japan then Ecuador now Chile and japan again
over 900 people killed so far
dont be in denial either join us or go back to Cuck meme thread #24352377838684
Who is next?
JACK POT JACK POT JACK POT
>>71316876
A 5.7 5.3 AND 4.1 ALL WITHIN 10 MINUTES APART
JAPAN GET OUT NOW
>>71316723
Kumamoto
Come on summon a earthquake in chile , i don't wanna work tommorow.
Pic related my doge
>>71317032
is that your leg? what kind of gay comfy pjs are you wearing esteban?
I have a real bad feeling it's coming...
If it's supposed to happen why has it still not happened?
happeningfags btfo
You guys hear about the 5.8 aftershock in Nipponistan or am I late?
>>71317142
>multiple 5 to 6 magnitude quakes in Japan and Chile almost simultaneously
It's coming Mohammad
It's japan you retards, they always have earthquakes.
>>71317212
It's not, josé
>>71317222
>THEY ALWAYS HAVE M7 QUAKES XDDD
Just to prove I'm legit when I say this will all happen on the 20th... Follow this volcano.
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/crater_lake/crater_lake_monitoring_125.html
You'll start to see activity VERY SOON.
>>71317253
but they do.
>>71317032
But you are not gay if you of the other gender
>>71317244
Youre going to look really retarded when another 300 thousand gooks die
Just came over from my NHK free preview. They didn't break in for this but they'll probably stick with coverage for at least a little bit.
Where's the feed with the live seismograph? I loved that thing. . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
doesn't have it anymore
>>71317299
no they dont the last significant quake was 5 years ago
>>71317327
that feed is offline sure to come back soon now
>>71317288
It's funny because crater lake is fucking dead.
>>71317181
Just a few minutes ago
Where do the rest of you monitor the quakes?
>>71317311
Because you nuke them again? America is the biggest enemy of humanity.
>>71317401
I just use the RT extension for Chrome.
>>71317401
the OP has everything you need
Who /comfy/ here lads?
>>71317383
Thanks. There has to be more than one feed for this though. I'll continue searching and post if I find it. I can't be the only one mesmerized by watching needles move.
>>71317358
ook merci pour ta contribution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Japan
>>71317476
negro ghetto
>>71317302
Ayyy my mistake
>>71317086
>>71317548
proof or yellowstone errupts
>>71307951
So, is this Fatty Boi Un and the Nork's fault?
Testing those "nukes"?
Shakin up already unstable areas?
>>71317521
> literally one 5 a year since 2011
> Japan has had every quake from 2012 to now times three in 4 days
KEEP being in denial
Gooks are being quaked 110%
Yellowstone Best Brutal Dubstep when?