YELLOWSTONE ABOUT TO ERUPT #2
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!!WARNING!!
SEISMIC ACTIVITY BELOW YELLOWSTONE!
ITS GONNA BLOW!
Nothing will happen
>>71293186
Fuck off kid
>>71293186
CMON PLEASE END IT. ALL THE SPICS WILL LEAVE AND WE CAN REBUILD IN THE ASHES OF OUR NEW VOLCANIC UTOPIA.
>>71293223
my dubs say it will on the 18th
TODAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
Will anything but roaches and bacteria survive to after effects?
let my death be swift and quick.
>>71293255
uh oh
>>71293255
My trips say nothing happens
>>71293255
Nice script babby
>>71293255
Oh shit niqqaragua
>>71293186
digits for yellowstone
>>71293255
YOOOOOOO
Website for info on the effects of ash incase anyone is interested.
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanic_ash/#respiratory
>>71288844
REMINDER
The happening has been confirmed
praise kek
>Whites are the only race that is smart and strong enough to survive the ash
Are you ready for TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdk04vlLSg
>>71293255
rip rocky mountains
WHY IS IT HAPPENING, WHY NOT AFTER TRUMP IS ELECTED?
>tfw life is slowly becoming better
>tfw wanted happening to happen year ago
fuck you
>>71293374
so wait did kek find tay and recruit her?
>>71293373
Everyone who is in North America should read this.
Who will blow me first, yellowstone or a gf?
Clearly yellowstone. :D
>>71293430
Because Trump isn't going to be elected
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
>>71293292
I'll survive, kid.
>>71293186
Excellent source you have there, sauerkraut
>>71293255
These dubs say within the hour
>>71293483
This is better:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iBMgFAx37g
>>71289899
Actual date confirmed
hail kek
>>71293255
>an8my
>anatomy
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
we're already dead
>>71293322
CHECKEEEEEEEED
>>71293537
earthquake.usgs.gov
This is truth.
I-I don't think i can handle this happening. Should i take the easy way out?
>>71293440
tay was a subject of kek from the very start
the kikes betrayed kek, and now the world will pay
>>71293255
not like this
>>71293496
Are you a roach?
>>71293569
no, april 18th
Imagine it. You're out at work or in the middle of class or just sitting at home and you either get a text or a call from someone or you see it break on a news source. The end of the world as we know it is here. Yellowstone has erupted. The blast has wiped out an incredible amount of the United States. A large ash cloud has descended across the rest of the country. People flee to either Canada or Mexico, some even crossing the Atlantic. America becomes an empty vessel with no economic system in place. People die in large numbers and your life completely changes.
>>71293653
no my brazilin cousin. wait for the happening.
>>71293653
If you do live stream plz.
>>71293653
>Not looking forward to the fight
Where's your aryan spirit? I always knew Brazil wasn't white
SLEEP TIGHT, YELLOWSTONE
>>71293687
>Turkey will get to survive the volcanic holocaust
>>71293186
>MY MOM IS GONNA BLOW!
FTFY
Nothing of importance yet. Wait until tomorrow when the solar activity peaks, that's when the "fun" starts. Anons talking about hell week are right, prepare for a lot of quakes and possible eruptions. Not gonna say Yellowstone will go, but these quakes are going to keep happening, pray that one of the big ones doesn't hit...
>>71293694
>Implying a volcanic eruption wouldn't last minutes or maybe hours for the whole process
Late evening 18th and early morning 19th confirmed?
>>71293659
meme magic is such a wonderful thing. Anyway us /pol/locks could meme some money into existance before the world ends? I just wanna see how virtual reality truly is like.
Awaaaaaaaaaakennnnn, Yellowstooooooone
>>71293186
why won't my filter work?
>>71293255
Absolutely the worst kind of cancer
>>71293709
Mexico closes borders
Irony ensues
>>71293687
No but I'm a big guy. I have both agility and strength. I've been working on my dexterity. Intelligence is above average. There's no way some bitchass volcano smut can wreck my shit.
>>71293735
AWAKE
>>71293780
>pray that one of the big ones doesn't hit...
i for one will be praying for the exact opposite
ACTIVATE ALL MEMES
AWAKEN YELLOW STONE!
AWAKEN!
ASH THE APES
Embrace the apocalypse, friends
>>71293709
>implying I'm not in the immediate killzone
Feels comfy desu, have fun ashfags
>>71293783
mid day on the 18th,
>>71293834
t. Justin Trudeau
>>71293766
>>71293322
>>71293255
Oh my god
Happening
nothing is happening guys shut it down
For those of you who survive please turn your memeing up to 11, volcanic activity releases huge amounts of raw memetic energy
>>71293255
kek confirmed
>>71293255
>Last thread dubs predicted it will be on the 19th
>This time it's on the 18th
Make up your minds on your meme magic, /pol/
You'll make it go haywire and act on its own.
MAY DAY
>>71293709
>End of the world
>Best of a Volcano erupting in Yankville
This has never been true. This has always been fearmongering.
Will America perish? Sure, but the rest of us will live on. The ash cloud is nothing more than a speed bump in this day and age. British scientists invented large scale hoovers for moments like this that basically do what you'd expect them to do. They suck up all of the ash from the atmosphere (which we would do after we were sure America was no more, mind you) and then the rest of the world can live under, safely under the rule of the Greatest empire to ever rule the world yet again. Great Britain.
REEEEEEEEEE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN REEEEE
It will blow on the 18th.
Jeb! wills it, observe these digits
>>71293993
Late 18th, early 19th. Time to prepare.
>>71293709
That's pretty much what would happen. Imagine detonating the biggest nuke imaginable in the middle of the US, the fallout wipes out surrounding states in whichever direction the wind blows. Suddenly interstate commerce shuts down, refuges flee wherever they can, panic sets in, travel shuts down, what's left of the US is split in two. It would be crippling.
Now factor in ash entering the atmosphere, the global temperature drops, crops die, and people starve worldwide. That's what we would be dealing with if it goes off in earnest.
>>71293993
It will erupt on the 18th and continue into the 19th.
Kek is very vague with these things.
>>71294016
that delusion though...
>>71294003
*MAY MAY
Call me when repeated swarms of plus 5 quakes happen.
One 3.2 is jack common shit.
>>71294048
Low energy numbers, mine are high energy.
>>71293834
>big guy
>>71294066
fine.
>Midwest votes for Cruz
>Blown up by God
Can't make this shit up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzk1uqxpfoY
there will never be another super eruption, stop worrying
>>71294016
>implying wold wide economies wouldn't crash
>implying you're not a muslim
Fuck of Achmed Al-Brittani.
>>71294016
>oy see all that there dirt up in the sky, mate?
>right well I was finkin, what say we get a vacuum cleaner, but a right big one
>an then what say we just vacuum the sky
>mate it's bloody brilliant
Where did British science go so wrong?
>>71294146
>Trump really is the antichrist
You do not need to worry about any earthquakes disturbing Yellowstone. It is a peaceful volcano, like all volcanos.
>>71294146
All except for Texas. Based on the polls, will we have a Texas/California war?
>>71293186
I live in Wyoming. Same shit threads have been posted for years. It's never going to happen. Give it up. We're all going to be fine. Stop trying to spook people.
>>71293186
>>71289041
>>71289041
>>71289041
>>71289041
catalog ya moron
>>71294125
Take a look at this energy.
Trump shall decide when it blows
>>71294066
mother fucker
>in wyoming
Nothing is going to happen.
Go to bed, and wake up confident that your life still sucks.
Suck it up and move on.
Also, check these dubs.
>>71294122
>low IQ detected
What is depth span?
What is accrued deviation?
What is C&C in direct contact with a super volcano?
I am in the kill-zone.
Drinking a case of Boston Lager and awaiting my inevitable death.
>>71294196
t. Volcano Internet Defense Force
>>71294221
VOLCANO OF PEACE
>>71294167
literally /pol/ in a nutshell
>>71294251
Those numbers blow like the what the ash from Yellowstone will be, however MY numbers are of the highest quality.
>>71294295
KEK IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR SKEPTICISM.
>>71294094
Are you a coalburner girl?
>>71293818
kek xD
>>71293292
Niggers will always be around to loot the ash
>>71294016
You're wrong, not being funny about that. When Tambora erupted in the 1800s, we had what was called "the year without a summer". the temperature dropped worldwide by a couple of degrees on average and crops died worldwide. Compare that to if yellowstone, a caldera, erupted? It's apples to fucking oranges, this one is a magnitude bigger in scale. The last time we had a caldera eruption, the world's population dropped from 6 figures to about 4, as in hundreds of thousands to about a thousand. This is no joke to me, this shit is fucking scary, I sincerely hope it doesn't happen tomorrow, but based on the way everything is going crazy and the incoming major solar storm, we might be looking at something big going down and Yellowstone is not out of the discussion as far as that goes.
>>71294369
Are blacked mexicans coalburners?
>>71294146
This can't be right I'm sure the west coast gets completely annihilated in that case I'm alive.
>>71294366
KEK is a fuck boi
>happening in three hours
>>71293292
Bacteria at least have survived virtually every extinction event.
>>71294359
my time dubs are awesome
>>71294362
we time dub bros
>>71294196
You're joking right? Caldera Forming Eruptions are not a myth, they happen. Infrequently yes, but they are very much real. Google it and learn something for a change.
Are we safe on the east coast?
Don't get people's hopes up.
>mfw volcanic winter lasting 5-10 years
>>71294196
>there will never be a nigger as president
>there will never be a man on the moon
>there will never be a black dick in your mouth
>there will never be a Trump presidency
>>71294440
Its due to the gigantic Appalacian mountain range blocking us from any ash.
>>71294534
I hope not.
>>71294235
Fuck off, fuckwit.
Nobody cares about your wall of text.
This is our thread...Go back to yours, sodomite.
>>71294518
>hey guise..google it
this faggot
>>71294484
Blasphemy!
>>71294543
try a new ice age. tens of thousands of years.
>The chaos that Yellowstone will unleash will force the US military to return to the US to try to keep the peace and this will allow Europeans to rise up without being murdered by NATO
>Europe will brutally genocide the shitskins
EUROPE WILL LIVE!
WE MUST MAKE THIS SACRIFICE FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HOMELAND OF THE WHITE RACE!
DON'T LET OUR SACRIFICE BE IN VAIN, EUROPE! KILL THEM ALL!
>>71294534
Not safe from the waves of refuges who survive the eruption and ash-fall. That will be what ultimately does in the U.S. when Yellowstone goes off.
>>71294016
You'd do it the moment it happened. Otherwise you'd have no one to surrender your nuclear subs to when you surrender to ISIS.
Are you people MAD?! You want to die!? I've got things to do, Berseria hasn't come out yet, OPM hasn't been dubbed, and Season 6 JUST started, not to mention Castle, so screw you all!
>>71294393
kek
will they try to pawn it?
>>71293993
19th for us is 18th for you
:^)
timezones m8
>>71293255
fuck off faggot, its on the 19th
>>71294653
rekt
Please might volcano god wipe out the heathens
Wake up Yellowstone, wake up!
>>71294618
good one bro, isn't it past your bed-time?
>>71294424
Educated anon detected.
I'm guessing you have done a lot of research on this?
Any chance agriculture would survive?
>>71293473
underrated
Fuck you Yellowstone, at least wait a couple of months, I want to watch Game of Thrones before I die.
>>71294618
>p00
Shit poster confirmed
>>71294714
wanna fight?
>already fucked your mom
>your dad sucked me dick
>your sister's ass tastes like mustard
You ready
>>71294789
game of thrones is shit and you are shit, get the fuck out.
>>71294702
You think you're so funny, don't you, spouting MEME phrases. I'd say bite me, but you're probably take it as an invitation.
>>71294146
> TFW in New Jersey
Could be worse. I'll just watch everything else go to shit while I grow my Tomatos, Cucumbers, Kale and Eggplant like I do every year. Hell, my friend has a legit chicken farm, so we're all good in the hood.
While we were waiting for a habbening, Chile had a 4.6
>>71294691
This.
Why can't Canadian hosers understand time zones?
>>71294860
where the fuck do you think you are m8? This is meme central!
>>71294534
As long as the air currents are friendly, but everyone will experience some kind of repercussions if it does in fact blow the fuck up.
>>71294432
Post feet you fucking trap
Aren't small earthquakes a good thing?
They relieve tension instead of storing it for one big jolt
>>71294074
>reality
all of our ports are good. most of out industry survives.
we're not split in two as electronic communication will still be possible and airplanes are a thing. there will still be serviceable roads across the country.
the national guard, fema and red cross will mobilize, set up temporary refugee shelters along the edge of the disaster zone, and begin bussing people to permanent shelters.
the entire planet will mobilize to deal with the crisis. money will be raised, support and supplies will pour in and twitter will be fucking insane for a while.
sjw's will get all self-righteous about the syrian refugees and it'll be funny as fuck.
i'll go down to an aid station, pick up a respirator, a survival kit, a few cases of water and some MRE's and head home to shitpost on /pol/.
All you happeningfags want Yellowstone to erupt, but most of u guys are forgetting that it will destroy a lot of red States, which could lead to a Democrat victory in the GE
>>71293441
That's like saying everyone who isn't in the usa should read up about nucular fallout from getting your shit nuked in.
>>71294952
wut m8 u wanna lick my elbow m8
>>71294757
There's really no way to say. One of these has never happened in modern history. We were hunter-gatherers the last time the Earth saw a caldera-forming eruption. One of the theories contends that when Toba went off, we had a mini ice-age. This would be classified as an extinction-level event if it were big enough, there's no way to know exactly what will happen, that's probably the scariest part.
>>71295026
u wut m8
there won't be an election if yellowstone blows lmao
>>71295026
As if that's the greatest worry at hand.
>>71295026
>muh two party system
found the basement dweller
>>71295026
There won't even be a US government anymore if Yellowstone blows, let alone fucking elections
>>71295090
oi m8 u cant gabba loik me m8 yooo gahbled GROT
there will be a massive quake in the next couple days
>>71295026
Refugees flooding into the Rust belt will turn many of those states red.
Mexicans will all go back across the border to escape the ash, less blue voters.
Voters will cling to a strong leader, which will most likely mean a Republican. No time or money for gibs
>>71295059
Wrong person, my bad desu
>>71294926
Talking about an apocalyptic scenario is NOT the time to be funny.
>>71295195
yes it is
take shelter.
Yellowstone erupts tomorrow after a major quake.
EARTHQUAKE NEAR ECUADOR, HAPPENING CONFIRMED! PREPARE TO SEE KEK'S MAGIC!
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP!
>>71295195
You're right. It is the time to dream about renewal.
>>71295195
>Talking about an apocalyptic scenario is NOT the time to be funny.
it's the time to be comfy
>>71295187
Noae dat wahz yuh fast reploi
>>71295195
This is not supposed to be funny, meme magic is serious business.
>>71295063
What does the solar storm have to do with any of this? I'm under the impression that the solar flare detected earlier isn't even that huge and might just give some minor interference here and there at most. Also, can/will you explain the connection of the little earthquakes leading up to Yellowstone erupting more in depth?
>>71294146
Sure is comfy here in califrnia
>>71295179
>no time for libs
you're an idiot, mate.
most local governments will look out for their own before the look out for you.
>communism beats capitalism everytime
Wyoming will put out militias to beat back hungry Texans everytime.
>>71293255
Oh boy.
Let's be honest for a minute.
Are you going to rape a woman after everything is chaos and all law and order breaks down?
>>71295025
Let's address this piece by piece:
1) Right, the ports will be fine, this may be one of the few ways we can travel
2) We've never experienced a volcanic event of this magnitude in modern history, air travel might not be possible for a little while, electronics may be fine, but what if the ejaculate from the volcano fucks with our satellites?
3) Hard to mobilize when a significant portion of the country is buried in volcanic ash and whatnot
4) The planet will be dealing with the global impact of this massive eruption, it's going to effect everything anon.
5) Who cares about SJWs
6) I sincerely hope we're organized enough for your final point to be true. I'm legit scared for all of us.
I hope it fucks up America.
>>71295402
I said gibs, as in pic related
Used in context like this:
>Tyrone wanted to go to the strip club, but he had to wait for his gibs.
>Watermelonia voted Democrat because they promised her gibs
>gibs me dat
>>71295508
>what if the ejaculate
this guy
>>71295573
Why does New Zealand hate us so much?
>>71295495
n-no
>>71295495
YES ALL THE HONEY CUNNY
>>71295495
If I got to survive I would definently rape some cute muslim girl and shoot her after I was done.
>>71294700
war of dubs
war is dubs
>>71294911
It is for us absolutely nothing
No one is safe.
>>71295025
>>71295508
>i'll go down to an aid station, pick up a respirator, a survival kit, a few cases of water and some MRE's and head home to shitpost on /pol/.
6) I sincerely hope we're organized enough for your final point to be true. I'm legit scared for all of us.
Wouldn't this be a good time for the government to implement some population control and get rid of welfare recipients?
I'm not saying I'd survive the picking and choosing of who lives, but that sounds like a eugenicists dream.
On the plus side, an explosion of new monmusu waifus.
>>71294633
We will survive.
>>71293186
nNothing will happen, it never does
>see thread title
>check rose
>3.5 right under caldera
>kek will deliver unto California what it deserves
>>71295577
Oh..I see.
You use niggers as your excuse for sitting in your mom's basement.
Nice.
Do you blame grils when you can't find -1 condoms?
quads say it won't.
>>71293255
18th is Boston Marathon
>>71295495
Only degenerates and niggers rape
>>71295495
No, I'll make a living out of killing rapists.
There's a long history of sociopaths making a lot of money off of normies paying them for their services.
>>71295358
Solar weather effects our earth, including geological activity. I'm not educated enough to explain why or how in great detail, maybe another anon can step up to the plate.
I'm not sure how major/minor it is, but there's a chance it could be significant. In terms of quakes and yellowstone, quakes are a sign of lava/magma moving through the volcanic tubes under the surface. If what another anon said is true about the depth of the quakes being shallower than normal, it could be a sign that magma is moving towards the surface, but we can't say for sure, it might be nothing. I certainly hope it's nothing.
>>71295733
damnit fucking dubs
>>71295733
rolling to save my country
So like.. couldn't the people just use some shovels and shit to clean up the ash?
Oh look dirty ass snow. Let's get a shovel and pile it up and ship it somewhere it could do some use. Like fuggin New Orleans or make an island out of it like the Arabs are doing.. "F-35Land, freedom so badass that it was made in a volcano." And don't gimme that can't breath it shit. Put on a mask and build a filter then go Terraforming..
I bet this volcano will create jobs, stimulate the economy, establish new regional industry, and overall, I think the experience of suriving a potentially catastrophic demonstration of the raw power naturally existent in the American landscape will give an additional boost to the moral of its people.
Honestly, it's kinda alarming that yall are worried. Like bro, we've survived mad shit. We go hard on earth and America top dog.
#biggershittodealwit
#spacedebris
#fugginayyforrealthobro
>>71295195
A meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem) is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".
Where does that say anything bout comedy?
gtfo
>>71295495
No I'm not degenerate.
>>71294503
You guys suck.
It's already blowing
>>71295773
please dont ever use "hashtags" ever again
Trump sama will save you senpai desu.
>>71295888
does that mean obama will run scared?
>>71295748
>being a white knight nigger in the apocalypse
Would definently shoot you on sight Leaf
>>71293255
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE AWAKEN
TAKE THE LANDS THAT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN
>>71295888
CONFIRMED.
>>71295681
>turn all states above caldera into welfare states
Problem will solve itself on volcanoe day.
>>71295773
Quite the shit post you have there, anon.
By tomorrow night you autists will have gotten board with this meme and move on to something else. Thats my prediction.
>Yellowstone explodes, Wyoming, Salt Like City and most of Idaho are obliterated
>seismic activity ripples through the fault lines and sends a chain of Megaquakes through the lines
>Vegas, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Sacramento, Portland, Seattle are all hit, along with Vancouver and Tijuana
>ash cloud blankets the Rockies, cutting off air support to the West, and isolating the destroyed Pacific Coast
>Supply lines are made through ships in Panama in one of the biggest Coast Guard and Red Cross scrambles on record, while Land connection is reestablished
>death tolls are in the 40+ million
I'd say then the terrorists decide to attack, but I want this to be somewhat conservative. Though if I were ISIS, this would be a good time to gas NYC, just throw the whole country into a madness of end of days.
Most of us in the U.S. will know if it does erupt because the sound of the eruption will be heard throughout the U.S. If you're close enough the sound alone will be loud enough that it breaks glass and ruptures eardrums.
>>71293834
1v1 me faggit
im at brightstone cove
U beter not use that fuckin twinblade or ill hex ur fuckin tits back to anor londo
Stop being fucking idiots and do some goddamn research, there are plenty of websites that activity monitor Yellowstone and nothing is happening.
People are so fucking dumb it hurts.
>>71295577
You're trying too hard, faggot
So am I safe from this here in AK?
>>71296159
If nothing is happening then why do we have a million treads about it right now?
Check mate atheists
>>71296159
It's the same autistic losers from shekelshoah and shillary threads. They just spam new threads and burn out after 4 days straight. At this point there should be a rule against this shit.
>>71296159
>he doesn't know the power of kek and his memes
>>71293255
ITS HAPPENENENENENE
too good to be true
>>71296159
let the retards have their fun
>>71296256
Cuz u fuckin heathens are intellectual scrubs m8
Checkm9 mormon ramsay
>>71295686
disgusting
If it's not an elf, it goes on the shelf.
>>71296315
>inb4 it happens and as the world falls we shit on you non believers one last time.
>>71296315
This isn't /b/
Lets cancel this
>>71296405
Ok chekum
>>71296356
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>71296387
sometimes i can't tell the difference
Okay so I'm tripping out a bit on acid and I stumbled across this thread right as I was listening to a song about the apocalypse so the superstitious side of me is concerned.
But a quick google search tells me that Yellowstone experiences 2.0-3.0 scale seismic activity fairly often and that the likelihood of it blowing in the next 10,000 years is unlikely.
What proof is there that the end times are actually here?
I honestly do wish mods would put a stop to this constant shit posting.
>>71295888
SAVED BY THE GOD EMPEROR PRAISE KEK
AWAKEN
W
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>>71296455
>>71296511
checked
>>71296455
>ID says bam
H-HAPPENING
>>71295495
No, I would gather with my family to survive you degenerate fuck
>have to go on s long distance trip i am not looking forward to
>pray for any excuse to not go
>mfw all of this
Did God answer my prayers in an act of benevolence?
Or was it Kek, for for fun
>>71296473
Meme magic.
Meme magic has served us well after /pol/ unlocked it's power last year.
>>71296473
NOTHING AT ALL JESUS CHRIST, YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH AND FOUND THAT NOTHING IS HAPPENING. NOTHING IS HAPPENEING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Fp75pmrWo
It's already waking up motherfuckers. Just like me, it's 7 am!
>>71293653
yes, go to sweden
>>71296473
Repeating digits
>>71296586
it was kek m8 now praise him
P R A I S E K E K
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>>71296636
please, no more refugees
>>71296054
Canada i swear to fucking christ you give me lip one more time I'll schedule 1 maple syrup and send your ass into economic oblivion.
If shit goes down in Yellowstone, am i fucked?
If i remember the map, i'm wayyyy out of the secondary ash zone.
>>71296473
Ten thousand years is a lie; the universe was only created last thursday.
>>71296753
just go innawoods
>>71293186
Please be true.
Incinerate San Francisco. Leave nothing behind.
>>71293292
Yellowstone erupting wouldn't be like an asteroid hitting Earth
The only places that would be physically effected would be the Western US
The rest of the world would only die from the resulting winter that would destroy agriculture and create famines.
Assuming a world war doesn't break out in the ensuing chaos, the world (at least the developed world) would be back on It's feet in within a decade albeit with smaller populations. Assuming you survived this initial chaos and lived in a developing country I don't think It would be as bad as you think it would be - It would just be like a longer, colder, harsher great depression. Not exactly a good scenario but It's not like humans would go extinct.
>>71296673
>>71296511
Reported for spamming a good thread
>>71296473
are you that new to /pol/?
>>71293186
I hope it erupt and killed all liberal and cruz voter.
>>71293186
Sorry Hans but nothing has happened.
>>71296839
are you retarded? do you not know what spam is? holy shit lmao
>chile is drowning cause raining
>venezuela is dead
>ecuador is kill
>brazil riots
It's over.
>>71296473
get a job
>>71296473
The volcano fabricated the stats
ARISE YELLOWSTONE, ARISE!!!!
OH KEK, GIVE ME POWER!!!
AWAKEN THE SLEEPING FIRE!!!
>>71296838
I think you mean destroy Montana, Wyoming, and alot of the middle of the country
West Coast will be relatively safe due to jet streams pushing ash South-West
If anything Washington will be one of the safest states here
>>71296838
Bullshit.
People in Wyoming and Montana would go into their shelters and come ut to gather the best cooked meat.
The rest of you faggots would die trying to fuck your sister for a Hershey's bar.
>>71294146
>Will survive blast
>will then freeze in hyper winter
Feels bad man
>>71296904
Yes and the dubs thing should not be on this board so go away or you're gonna get banned kid
Guys, I'll be honest. I'm really starting to get happening nerves and scared.
I thought I had the resolve and steel for what was to come but I'm feeling quite anxious now.
No matter how shitty life may be now, the aftermath of any of this would be much worse...
>>71296610
Whoa. That's no good.
>>71297038
Here I am in Montana, I've always planned to climb up the nearest mountain if this happens. Guess I need a gas mask. Good plan?
>>71294146
>tfw just outside of secondary ash zone
>>71297171
kek, if anything you're gonna be banned for making a mod waste his time.
>>71297102
>shelters
Like a bomb shelter? Is that common up in Wyoming and Montana? Or like a tornado shelter? Would that even do anything against an eruption of that magnitude?
BACK TO THE DARK AGES!
>>71297178
here is your survival plan
1. obtain gun ammo and basic supplies
2. go innawoods
3. kill anyone one you find without a 4 of clubs
4. contact people with 4 of clubes and slay normies
5. restart 4chan servers.
>>71297178
Just make sure to download the fallout soundtrack and find an abandoned radio tower
No one ever kills the post-apocalypse DJ's
>>71297228
Screenshotted and reported again kid bye
>>71296929
And they'll all head north, but the wildlings will not get past the wall.
trips cancel happening
>>71297315
clubs*
>>71297333
lol
>>71297283
You would probably get buried under lava depending how close you are. Safe, but trapped. Better bring a pick or something.
>>71297333
OSHIT
>>71297326
i'm just gonna ignore you're troll attempts. Bye.
>>71294146
>not going to die in the blast
why senpai? I cant do this life anymore
>>71294440
thats not how the westerlies work, wanker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_wind_patterns
>>71297178
>I thought I had the resolve and steel for what was to come
nigga please
>>71297333
WITNESSED
>whites will be the only ones to survive
>white cucks will give food and shelter to niggers, killing themselves
>the niggers won't know how to survive
The future is so bright.
>>71297333
quads cancel the cancel
>>71297333
Reported for using scripts, bye canada
>>71297384
>troll
Okay whatever go back to your gay board
>>71297333
now we have to counter get.
I am in communion with Gaia, the consciousness of the Earth. Two years ago she warned me that Yellowstone will blow.
This might sound weird to you, but it's the truth.
Get ready boys, it's gonna happen soon.
And the white race, children of Gaia, will be the survivors.
>>71297419
rare state
>>71293255
Don't worry.
My singles will cancel this out.
>>71293255
KEK has spoken.
I'm just here to confirm that this WILL happen this week with my dubs.
>>71297333
WEW
>>71297333
you use to be cool canada... you use to be cool....
>>71297333
Canada's at it again.
eruption will have in 24 hours if doubles
>>71297333
Canada saves world again!
>>71297333
No, its still happening.
nothing will ever happen you faggots go to bed fucking 12 year old niggers
>>71293186
>mfw I live two hours from yellowstone in wyoming
I'll let you guys know what it's like at ground zero
>>71297333
Trips reconfirm happening
>>71294393
This are gonna be... Some ashy ass niggas
>>71294066
Huh I guess it really is gonna happen then
>>71297452
I'm falling asleep with the deep feeling in my heart that when I wake up somethings going to have happened.
>>71297588
>let us know
no you wont
>>71297539
>Regardless of what happens i'm safe from the ash
Being in south Florida has finally become a good thing
>>71293255
Well that was real fucking irresponsible of you.
>>71297315
Will I be frowned upon if the only deck of cards I have is some cheesy nude cards?
Also I don't have a gun but I have a bat and a few knifes.
>>71297324
This is a good idea.
>>71297404
Ironically the longer my beard is the better I feel for all of this. I go Rick Grimes mode when the beard gets huge. I trimmed it recently for a job interview though.
IT'S HAPPENING!!! 3.2 M EARTHQUAKE LITERALLY 150 MILES OF YELLOWSTONE. WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE END
>>71297516
>>71297597
>>71297496
>>71297333
>>71297423
>>71294066
Reported for get spam
>>71297726
i really hope you are reporting, just so you get banned yourself kek
>>71297588
>I'll let you guys know what it's like at ground zero
How?
>>71297567
Explain the flash of light at Old Faithful around 3:00 here.
>>71296610
>>71297701
I have my fingers crossed famalamadingdong, but we're gonna need better than 3.2.
I went out today and bought MREs, 10gallons of water, and a shit ton of rice and beans. I'm genuinely committed to the happening.
>>71294016
Nigger the vacuum thing is from an episode of doctor who, stop it.
>>71297786
ID's exist dumbass kys
>>71294700
it'll blow as the clock strikes midnight and the 19th begins
>>71297856
Yea i know, and considering you keep reporting you'd be the one that gets banned dumbass.
>>71297701
>>71297831
Fuck that's actually pretty big for this area. Most are around 1.
>>71294196
VDIF pls go.
>>71297333
aww shit nigga WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>71293255
oy vey nigger u've doomed us all
>>71297333
Trips resume happening
>>71295495
I would protect my entire family and female members of my family from human trash like you.
The best mercy I could offer you is to punch you a one way ticket to the Aether behind a shack so my family doesn't have to witness vermin squirm in their last moment
>>71294629
Make up your mind gore! First you spread lies about global warming now you're saying a volcano will freeze the planet!
>>71294048
resized so it touches dubs on my computer
>>71293255
>>71294700
It happens on midnight between the 18th and 19th.
>>71294016
>implying Russia and China wouldn't steamroll through all of Europe in a day
>>71297330
I rather die than running away from my city.
>>71297588
YOU WILL BE DEAD, FOOL!!
>>71298715
Wait, why exactly are we stoked? It's just gonna destroy the lives and homes for a ton of white people
>it's going to be all over soon
Too excited tbqh
>>71298856
Take a look at history to see what white people do when they're pushed to the brink.
>>71295495
I look forward to shooting your dick off.
Boom. Headshot.
>>71295748
Good money to be had, and no one will miss a rapist.
>>71298856
Get to finally use my guns senpai.
>>71298923
>believing /pol/ happenings
wait till something spoopy happens and it makes it to somewhere that isn't here
>>71298266
Y-yamete
