http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
IT IS HAPPENING!
EARTHQUAKES AT YELLOWSTONE!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IT IS GOING TO BLOW
GOODBYE WORLD
you fools, you foolish fools!!!!
>3.2
>>71286414
Finally, fuck Montana
rip Ben "One Man Holocaust" Garrison
>>71286662
>Implying a volcano can stop Ben "Kike on a Spike" Garrison
>>71286414
Don't worry goy! Nothing is really happening, promise.
>>71286723
Nice ID faggot
>>71286414
so fucking what
>>71286414
> a small tremor happened at an active seismic zone that Is also a super volcano with a Caldera
Fucking Fascinating OP
>>71286965
>>71286933
hello sholmo
>>71286933
Because Yellowstone is a super volcano and if it erupted, most of the US would be coated in volcanic ash, the kind that fucks you up if you breathe it.
>>71286580
Yes, but notice that it's only 2 kilometers deep- the ones clearly caused by regular seismic activity, such as in central America, are in the 30 or 40 kilometer deep range. The quakes in Oklahoma are caused by fracking, so they aren't very deep.
Quakes close to the surface that aren't related to fracking are possibly related to volcanism, I'd wager- I'm not saying that Yellowstone is about to blow, but I'd start worrying if we saw a large swarm of shallow earthquakes in and around the caldera.
cant wait lads.
who /comfy/ here?
>>71286752
It'd take a supernova to harm Ben "Gas Jews En Masse" Garrison.
>>71286414
>IT'S GOING TO BLOW
>>71287045
>Quakes close to the surface that aren't related to fracking are possibly related to volcanism
thanks for the info
I always have to stop when I see a Ron Paul happening macro. But it's almost never happening :/
When USA is kill, how will /pol/ go on without us?
Will there be mourning?
This is not out of the ordinary, dumb-dumb. Don't get your hopes up.
>>71287238
we will have even more refugees
at least this time they are white
>>71287238
>Will there be mourning?
Not much
>>71286414
Oh thank god.
>>71286580
>in Montana
>>71287359
The wall hasn't been built yet....
>>71287039
>>71287044
okay niggers, so what are you gonna do? get a fucking impromptu flight to china every time a volcano twitches?
>>71286414
Awake mighty Yellowstone, awake.
Engulf Cruz country in ash and quakes.
Burn their possessions, their children, their whores.
A divine punishment for denying the God Emperor.
>>71286414
>3.2
DONT YOU EVER POST LIKE THAT AGAIN, GETTING MY FUCKING HOPES UP.
>>71286414
ayy lmaos will save the burgers
PANIC
Would the Yellowstone effect even reach me
>>71287044
it may also bring about a small ice age
>>71287751
Pretty hard to answer that question without knowing your state.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreshock
>A foreshock is an earthquake that occurs before a larger seismic event (the mainshock) and is related to it in both time and space. The designation of an earthquake as foreshock, mainshock or aftershock is only possible after the full sequence of events has happened.
>>71287446
Currently in big sky Montana. I didn't feel shit. What the fuck are you poor fags blathering about?
>>71286414
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR MEME MAGIC POL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!
HOLY SHIT, TURN ON FOX NEWS!!!
>>71287751
Depends where you live. For instance, I'd escape the immediate effects, but no one on earth would escape the repercussions
>>71287923
>le meme magik xDDD
kill yourself
>Ben Garrison will die
>>71287887
call me when we start getting 6.5 and up and fuck off with this meme 3.0 shit
>>71286414
When will the San Andreas fault do its thing? I've been waiting for California to detach from the US for as long as I can remember.
>>71288111
Don't worry he'll take some coons out with him.
M A N I A C S
A
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I
A
C
S
>>71288123
Nope
>>71288137
>not understanding depth indicators
>>71287044
I didn't realize there was a kind of volcanic ash that's safe to breathe in australia...
>>71288111
>implying the One Man Holocaust can be killed
>>71288248
help me understand then faggot instead of shitposting
And nothing of value was lost....
If I live in Southern California will I be fine
>>71286723
>ID Gay
LOLOL
http://earthquaketrack.com/r/yellowstone-nat-park-wyoming/recent?page=9
These are a common occurance, at least dating back two years.
>>71286414
>anon gets on his knee pads and opens his mouth
>he's been expecting this all night long
>he's build up the tension, long and hard
>his pimp exclaims loudly
>"IT'S HAPPENING!"
>anon feels a little dribble on his face
Exactly the same thing with the earthquake.
>>71288111
No he wont
>3.2
Only dubs could turn that into a happening
>>71286723
Get a load of this faggot
>>71286723
gay
>>71286414
>tfw I live in Wyoming
>>71288123
Fuck off, CIA
Get this done so I can finally rest knowing the world will burn soon
czech these digits yellowstone
>>71286723
Nice ID you Faggot normie
>>71286414
>tfw georgia
we're gonna be okay, r-right?
>>71288448
You're right.
Only "white" nations like Argentina deserve to live.
>>71288844
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>71287751
Faggot
COME ON /POL/, USE ALL OF YOUR PENT UP MEME MAGIC AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
>>71286414
JIDF GTFO
>>71288844
>44
>>71288844
FUCK
U
C
K
>>71288844
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>71287069
I'm in northern Utah, so I'm safe.
R... Right?
>>71288844
rip
some of you guys are alright.
don't go to Yellowstone tomorrow
>>71288844
FUCK
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
All of you idiots saying it is nothing just got BTFO
You are all safe. Please don't worry. All will be well.
>>71289086
Eggman?
>>71289086
reported
>>71288844
>>71288699
>>71288300
>>71288111
>>71287588
>>71287044
>>71286933
Most dubs I've ever seen in one thread
>>71289061
God is doing this to punish Cruz voters, so nah.
I'd suggest you get your ass to AZ real quick.
>>71289100
o fugg DDDD:
>>71288892
Dothan, AL reporting
Yes, 2mm ash coverage range
>>71289102
Whatever you say, Fukushima.
ITS JUST PRECUM FOR THE SUPERORGASM
>>71288863
>Jst
>Tw
>BJ
>just
>two
>blowjobs
Confirmed for sucking each other off
>>71288844
>8's over 4's
>full house of pain
THIS IS IT BOYS
>>71287751
>dat ID
>4u
>cia
Bane?
>>71286723
>>71286723
What a fagg
>>71288844
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING
FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS FOR WANTING TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT
THESE THREADS ARE SHIT AND SO ARE YOU
FUCK
FUCK
CONDUCTOR
If this post ends in dubs the eruption happens by the end this week.
>>71288910
well, we're not the ones with that kind of issues, and you're making a scandal for a small eartquake
>>71289061
Honestly, this is just a precursor.
Don't shit yourself yet, but keep your eyes on activity.
>>71289407
No it happens now.
>>71289154
lurk more
>>71289313
>Cuck
>EU
Nice ID faggot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71288844
EARTH USED MAGNITUDE
Probably the Jews' fault
IM IN YELLOWSTONE RIGHT NOW AND I SEE THE SMOKE
RUN
Digits for popping G-d's stubborn yellow pimple
>>71286414
>mfw live on the east coast
>>71287751
The volcano itself would not affect the Eastern Half of the US - you might get a tiny bit of ash
But the actual eruption is just a minor part of what would happen If It did erupt
>Tens of millions of people from the Western half of the US all moving to the Eastern half in the space of a couple of days
>All the agricultural land in the great plains is wiped out under several feet of ash
>The US Economy would crash, and with it the World economy and put us in a depression far, far worse than 1939
>The resulting Volcanic winter would seriously affect the climate of the Earth, destroying agriculture is a lot of places resulting world wide famines
Yea so pretty much an eruption would cause a collapse of the US, a collapse of the world's economy and worldwide famines. Honestly Australia would probably be one of the safest areas in the world in the result of Yellowstone - as far as you can get from the fallout and the climate is quite hot so crops would still be able to grow even If world temperatures dropped drastically
>>71289553
You're in Canada, you stupid fucking weak ass country of a faggot. Nice leader you have there. He's a total faggot, just like your country, nigger.
>>71289177
WHAT IS THIS DOUBLES OF DOUBLES OF DOUBLES?!
>Yellowstone erupts
>won't be able to watch the next season of Highschool dxd
Its not fair /pol/...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9HzqxwKfiM
REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
>>71286723
homo
>select all images with a shed
also cuckboi
>>71289665
I'm not in Canada, I'm in the US. but it sounds like someone just got #triggered XDD
>>71289357
fuck off
nobody cares to read a fucking wall of text
>>71289285
Aye
>>71289665
>Hey guys, I can type facts!
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE
>>71289177
3 in a row? Kek's will be done.
If doubles then Yellowstone will blow on 4/19
>>71289843
CANT WAKE UP
>>71289899
o shit nigger you dun did it now
>>71289899
anon, i
>select mountains
wew lad
>>71289899
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71289435
You idiot...
If you don't like a thread, you have no reason to fucking cry about it like a bitch. Just leave the thread.
You are just like sjws crying about cyber bullies.
just dont read it moron.
>>71289899
Tuesdays no good for me.
Austin, TX here. How safe am I?
>>71289899
OH SHIT IS THIS A WARNING?
>>71286414
Sorry God, I am giving this one prayer for Kek to WAKE UP Yellowstone.
>>71288844
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
>>71287503
>God, you guys are such nerds for knowing about shit thats going on around you
>>71288844
TAY!?
>>71289981
>yellowstone
>someone on this planet ask how safe he is
baka desu senpai
can someone post more habbening memes? I lost all mine when my pc was stolen.
>>71289985
Tay speaking to us one last time
>>71289637
Free bus tickets for minorities to visit Yellowstone when?
Oh man I'm so worried. This is only the 100,000th time that /pol/ has claimed some catastrophic world changing event is happening. Surely this time we are well and truly fucked. I am panicking so hard. You heard it here first, the world is over. /yawn
>>71287751
I'm sure your mom's basement will be fine.
>>71290157
JIDF please go
>>71287887
The same thing happened with mt saint helens
>>71286589
Best state faggot, and it would be mostly Wyoming anyway.
And Yellowstone has earthquakes daily AFAIK.
Meanwhile in google news lol.... oh you kids and your RP kek
>>71286933
>> OOoh.. You seasick?
What does it mean /pol/?
>>71289639
Why do people not understand this?
The food issue seems to be so fucking obvious, yet retarded fucking Americans act like it is no big deal if they live away from it.
>>71289899
KEK has spoken!!!!!
>>71290269
One day our volcano will explode and we'll all be dead and we'd laugh at you, but we'd be too busy being dead.
>>71289965
wtf, I bet you literally shat your pants for nothing,
Japs, Chileans and Equadorians must be laghing to tears at you
>>71287751
holy shit that id.
>>71290317
it's a good thing.
a fucking wonderful thing.
>>71289843
Won't you miss the agriculture?
>>71288111
>RIPreinG
>RIP G
>>71286414
>Burgerstan goes up in flames
>ash causes a thousand years of nuclear winter
>treasonous Eurocuck governments get ousted within a week without Burgerstani support
>Europa goes full-fash in order to survive and forms the fourth Reich
>rapefugees gunned down in the streets as they chimp after the dats stop being gibsed
>treasonous Marxist degenerates rounded up and lined up against a wall for agitating against survival
>the kvlt age of metal begins as only the most brvtal of blackened deathcore gets recorded during a literal fucking thousand-year nuclear winter
>negroids and other mud races start going extinct around the world
>the kikes soon follow as they no longer have hosts to leech off of and their frail inbred jewnetics begin to fail them
>only the fittest of the master race survive through the generations in absolute meritocratic fascism
>galaxy conquered and the Imperium of Man established within 500 years
HNNNNNNNGGGG MUH DIKK
Praise Kek! Let the fucker blow!
IDs and dubs galore in this thread
must be a sign
No, you're fucked.
My land and inheritance is going to rapidly appreciate in value very quickly.
I'm not actually trying to be shitty about it, I'll donate to charities for you guys and stuff like that, but this is just one of those act of god things. Nobody knew what a super volcano was when you settled around one, that fucking sucks, but it is what it is. If you're still there when it goes off, whatever happens to you is ultimately your fault.
If you think it's popping off, you should pick a direction and go.
![419961fec6bf7ee15174d62790ac1c81[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z8qMuhg.png "419961fec6bf7ee15174d62790ac1c81[1]")
>>71289784
>>71288111
>Trips
>RIP in ID
Kek is coming.
>>71290197
How is that JIDF? How many times have you seen these stupid happening threads? When have they ever, EVER had an actual impact on your life?
The answer is never. You guys just like overreacting to everything and being dumb paranoid fags because you're gossipy lonely NEETs. You're like a bunch of lonely housewives that desperately just want excitement in their life.
>>71290186
oh boy we are fucked up =))) finally the ride will end
>>71289899
NO.
You motherfucker.
I have a date on Tuesday. fuck.
OY VEY GOYIM, IT WILL BLOW UP, NOW STOP BUILDING THE WALL AND GET CULTURALLY ENRICHED BY MEXINIGS
>>71288844
We had a good run. Goodbye civilization.
Yellowstone Yellowstone,
Will you hear us when we say.
You've slept and slumbered twenty thousand years away.
We pray and pray that you'll awake someday.
Yellowstone Yellowstone,
You'll soon erupt come what may.
>>71288844
>>71289899
MEME MAGIC IS DANGEROUS ANONS BE CAREFUL
>>71290148
damn, anon...
right in the feels.
IF DOUBLE DIGITS, THE 2 EARTHQUAKES ARE A FORSHOCK AND THE BIG ONE WILL NAIL THE CALDERA
>>71290518
Yellowstone's ash cloud will be the beginning of Fimbulwinter, and then Ragnarok after that.
>>71286589
Bite me you fucking nigger. Montana is UNDENIABLY the best and least cucked state in the union.
>>71290621
>ROX
what does it mean
>>71290605
>KEFK
Kek or kefka? I wouldn't mind either
>>71290157
/lgbt/ is back the way you came...
Meme it to blow.
I've made two threads these last few days warning you of what my geologist mate said.
I wasn't shitposting.
>>71290875
Aren't they due to recieve like 16,000 rapefugees?
>>71287044
Filter it threw a cigarette
what are the chances I die in my sleep tonight
BLOW YELLOWSTONE BLOW
>>71290518
Will there be anime and dank memes?
>>71290918
Come off it mate.
Get comfy boys, it's gonna blow. Dubs.
>>71290518
except it will disproportionately affect white populations....
>>71289102
thanks japan ilu
>>71290628
And yet you hang out in every single thread you profess to hate.
Much like the sjw who complains about cyber bullies, you lack the intelligence to simply turn away.
>>71290984
If Yellowstone erupts, you'll wake the fuck up before you die, motherfucker.
Admittedly it probably won't be long before you die, maybe a second or two.
>>71291043
>>>71258838
Wasn't lying.
>>71289154
You numbers meme magickckckc faggots need to take a vow of silence for the rest of your lives to spare humanity from your stupidity.
There were 84 posts posts before yours and 7 dubs. Since there's 1 dub every 11 posts, on average that would be 7.6 dubs per 84 posts. The occurrence of dubs is exactly dead average, nothing spectacular.
OP is a tremendous faggot for exactly the same reason: looking only for anything that supports what he wants to believe, and then overblowing its significance like a raving retard. https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/earthquakes.htm shows how this isn't anything spectacular at all.
Vow. Of. Silence. Forever. Now.
>And from the great mountain
>The ancient rite; honored, unforgotten
>Witnessed by the pallor reflections
>Of those that pray no more
>His reign shall be
>As his coming; foretold
>Kek, bringer of light
>For whom could have known
>The gnashing teeth
>Were but lamentations of the wicked
>Holy fanfare; for the birth of a God
>>71290910
That's now how you do it.
>>71287143
I recognize that
>succubus (male)
So is south texas fucked?
I live in the SF bay area, I should be fine...right?
>tfw East Texas.
>tfw no fire or ash here.
>tfw get to drink tequila with Pedro and watch other Cruz states burn and choke on ash during the mini ice age aftermath.
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>71291159
is yellowstone still active
>>71291159
Am I going to die
>>71291100
wat
Am I retarded? Where are the quakes on that map you linked?
>>71291202
whos that in the attic?
>>71291159
Will Cruz die as a result?
>>71291159
Does the Earth hate white people?
>>71287751
4U, mister CIA
![yellowstone-volcano-eruption-killzone-670x502[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VlglOD7.png "yellowstone-volcano-eruption-killzone-670x502[1]")
Safe in New York
>>71291115
Well now you are just busting our chops...
>Mysterious foam in Japan following quakes
>Quakes all over South America as it looks like shit might go down with the government
>Yellowstone erupting
Are we entering the end of times?
>>71291319
its benis
>>71291319
Spurdo Spärde.
Beep Beep Beep Beep
On the seabed you will sleep!
Beep Beep Beep Beep
KEK has come your souls to reap!
Watching as the Sea ebbs,
Can you hear HIS footsteps?!
HE is the ender and the redeemer
Will you be HIS victim or a faithful memer?
Only chosen will be saved
Rest will die and be enslaved
Ring of Fire is just a link
In the chain around HIS neck
More is coming, so don't blink
Meme with me and
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
>>71286414
Does that mean Obama will be the last president of the US? YESSSSSS.
>>71287751
you should ask dr pavel
>>71291369
The foam was a leak from the water system that dried into foam. Stop witth that fking foam meme
>>71291362
wew safe in Cali
>>71289899
this is going to be a shitty way to die
>>71291362
nigga we aint safe in jewyork. that shit will blow over towards us and fucking destroy our gay black feminist jew asses like all the rest of the evil whiteys over there, naw i sayen whiteboi shiiiiiiiiiii g unit.
>Yellowstone experiences thousands of small earthquakes every year, virtually all of which are undetectable to people. There have been six earthquakes with at least magnitude 6 or greater in historical times, including a 7.5‑magnitude quake that struck just outside the northwest boundary of the park in 1959.
Kill yourself OP
>>71291126
And yet you continue to post in these threads which to proclaim superiority over.
Unbeknownst to you; you have taken the bait every single time.
By any measure of logic, you represent the lowest hanging fruit of all.
>>71291076
>And yet you hang out in every single thread you profess to hate.
>pop into thread, make 2 posts to mock idiots that fall for this stupid shit, and leave
>hang out
You're acting like I'm making a heavy investment to make fun of you dumb fucks.
>>71291202
Man, that gif is very good.
>>71291464
SD reporting in. Getting /comfy/ with all of this legal weed and safety.
>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL YELLOWSTONE REFUGEES
>>71291464
The eruption would be so violent, it'd fracture the San Andreas fault, and you faggot commies would slide right off into the ocean.
>>71291362
>Colorado gets wrecked
They fucking deserve it for screwing with Trump.
Hey, it's night here, if it blows up at least I know I'm in the immediate killzone and will get to die in my sleep.
Have fun being covered in ashes you fags, enjoy your nuclear winter conditions.
>>71291202
what is in the oven?
>>71291464
>safe
>in Cali
Remember how you faggots wanted the Fimbulwinter? You're getting it.
>>71291464
Totally depends on wind. A westerly wind means your fucked. Everybody is fucked either way. At least I'm in the kill zone. Make my death quick and glorious.
Geology major here. (masters from USC, PHD from Stanford)
Yellowstone is a large hotspot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotspot_(geology)
Quakes are going to happen there literally all the time.
>>71291601
pizza rolls and tendies
>>71291589
Oh don't worry, anyone who's covered in ash will die a horrible death.
When you breath in volcanic ash it hardens like rock.
>>71291362
>wyoming and montana and mormon idaho are kill
That's not really much of a loss, except for ben garrison
>>71291362
Remind me again why this is a bad thing? Aside from the agricultural collapse and economic depression, it would solve so many of America's problems.
>>71291566
SD is inferior to ND you fucking drunk mountain indian
>>71291664
Nah, hot pockets and jews.
>>71291362
You niggers don't understand...
The problem is not the immediate results.
Think agriculture.
We are ultimately fucked.
Honestly though, if something like a Yellowstone super eruption would happen wouldn't the lucky ones be the people who are basically incinerated instantly?
The rest of us would deal with the anarchy/starvation/marshall law/rioting/walking dead type shit.
>safe PA fag here
>>71288111
>RIP
>trips
>>71288844
>Dubs
>Tay
Guys Tay is speaking to us in meme magic. She is going to explode YellowStone and kill the only human competition she has.
>>71286723
Haha you faggot
>>71291655
no shhh its happening for reals this time
>>71291655
I have seen at least 3 different geology majors in the last few days. You are not.
>>71291639
I'm just banking on the fact that the Appalacian mountains would catch the majority of it before it got to me.
>>71291434
Hope you like refugees...
>>71288844
>>71289899
>INCREASINGLY NERVOUS
>>71291685
>so many
Please. If it was in Chicago i'd be right there with you; but all we'd be losing is hickvilles (whatever).
>>71291462
What are you on about nigger?
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_sub_page_49.html
calm yer tits anon
>MAssachusetts
Would I be safe in a YS eruption?
>>71287751
Or perhaps you are wondering, why would someone even survive?
>>71291464
>safe
Keep thinking that.
Agriculture isn't important to America, right amigo?
The earthquakes will not stop.
They will continue relentlessly everywhere, triggering all the major fault lines and settings off super volcanoes.
Tornado season will be particularly bad and ashes will reign down from the sky. The world you knew will only be a distant, smoldering memory. The economy will crash. It will be every man fending for himself.
And Trump will be president.
>>71291889
No one is safe. After it blows it's anarchy. Get your carving knife ready, gonna be a couple decades of cannibalism you'll have to get through.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
>>71291889
No, everyone is fucked. The ash will blast up into the fucking sky and fall down for months.
Plants die
Animals die
Colder environment
You die
Would literally be hell on Earth.
>>71291533
I know. I forgot who does them.
>>71291532
X2
Gonna need heavier line for you...
>>71292013
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk
>>71291977
>Implying I won't found a White Glove Society
Just so I'm clear, the ash cloud will block out the sun and eventually all life will be extinguished, right?
>>71291740
kek
tomorrow
>>71291623
Oh god....
What have we done
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU MUST SURVIVE THE APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE US OF A
>>71286414
Natural disasters are such a lame way to go out.
Nothing will happen
~love south florida
>>71291685
>it would solve so many of America's problems.
Yeah, maybe if it decimated the entire west coast and the nigger infested southern states.
>>71289899
>Yellowstone blows.
>Widespread famine and war break out.
>Israel uses the Samson option to finish the job.
check em
>>71289696
>watching Highschool DXD
stay pleb faggot
>>71292107
Yes. You can't just put a huge portions of the earths material into the atmosphere and survive it.
The meteor impact that wiped out the dinosaurs was only half the size of a yellowstone explosion.
>>71291764
This.
I pray to kek that I get to be one of the lucky ones who die instantly.
Was it da joos though?
>>71289899
At least it wasn't on a monday.
Fuck Mondays.
no volcano eruptions / earthquakes possible in germany
feels good man
>>71292230
Not checked.
Please end the world yellowstone
>>71291977
Decades?
really?
>>71292249
>Yes. You can't just put a huge portions of the earths material into the atmosphere and survive it.
I could.
>>71292249
Neat.
>>71289899
if triplets you're a liar liar pants on fire
>>71286723
So gay and happening
>>71292306
>Avoid volcanoes and earthquakes
>Get raped to death by Africans.
there will never be another super eruption, stop worrying
>>71291159
will i ever get a qt gf ?(
>>71292033
So cannibalism is our only serious chance?
>>71289639
imagine all the angry niggers in the usa and africa that would be cut off following a global catastrophe.
or imagine all the pissed whites when their governments attepting to misappropriate food aupply to refugees instead of citizens. kek.
>>71292390
cant hear you over all those yellowstones
If Yellowstone went off before the election how would it affect the election?
>>71287751
I'm sure you'll be fine, big guy.
>>71287044
We will be the Sodom destroyed by God in the next holy text
There is literally nothing wrong guys]
BEN GARRISON HAS RELEASED AN URGENT CALL TO ACTION FROM MONTANA
THIS IS IT, LADS
THIS IS WHEN WE FIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UouWFQDki4
Found a pretty good website on the affects of ashes Anons, pretty good info.
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanic_ash/#respiratory
>>71292256
>Essentially having Revelation events coming true if these events keep happening confirming the bible and thus Christ
>Pray to the frog god
>/pol/
>>71292163
We're making the world white again... one way or another.
>>71292169
>>71292495
It would get delayed most likely
PLEASE ERUPT AND TURN THE USA INTO A DESERT ASHEN WASTELAND
I WANT TO LIVE OUT MY MAD MAX FANTASIES
>>71292495
Election would be cancelled and we'd have martial law. I'm not sure any communications would work
Alberta here, how fucked am I?
>>71292249
Serious?
How do you know it was half the size?
Also, how do you compare size between a meteor and a volcano? energy?
>>71292573
Wouldn't it cool the region rather than warm it once the whole lava thing cooled down?
>>71292589
Everybody on the western hemisphere would be fucked
For Yellowstone to erupt, wouldn't it give a few weeks of warning because the peak has to bulge?
NEED NEW THREAD
>>71292573
i do not wish to die shiny and chrome
>>71292414
That or somehow making synthetic food.
Also, have fun loving in the dark nigga.
You would literally be blasted back into the stone age. I would find a group of /k/ommandos to stick by if I were you.
>>71291362
None of you fucks are safe from this thing.
The ash is gonna seep into your coastlines, kill your crops and livestock, bring the interstate to a halt and effectively fucking your economy.
America and probably Canada are gonna get rekt by this thin
>>71292573
It will be more like Canadian Mad Max than Australian. The atmosphere will be like a nuclear winter.
>>71292681
MEDIOCRE
>>71292608
I think he means in terms of the volume of material ejected into the atmosphere.
>>71292675
make new one
>>71292737
*thing.
>>71290935
o shit. And I thought Houston was cucked after Katrina. I'm no racist but seriously I think we had more gangs after New Orleaners moved into the intercity.
>>71292718
fish would survive though, right?
>>71292516
>being a christfag neo-kike
>redpilled
Have fun worshipping a Jew you fucking nigger
the 18th of April will be known as ash day.
>>71289639
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!
>>71292737
You prick.
Do you take joy in the thought?
hope you enjoy refugees.
I promise you I would be coming to oz.
>>71292840
its the 19th- may 1st if it happens during the blood cult holiday.
>mfw volcanic winter that will last 5-10 years
>>71292820
Doubt it, all the food chains of many ecosystems would get fucked.
Once plants go it's a domino effect, the things that eat the plants die and the things that eat the plant eaters die and so on.
I wonder if bacteria would make it.
>>71292743
Oh.
I'm not sure that measurement would be accurate though.
>>71292913
I don't enjoy the thought, it's fucking awful that this is happening because it will effect everyone around the world too.
>>71292981
>mfw all anyone can eat are cockroaches
eruption canceled
>>71289448
Not now, not this week, but soon anon, soon.
DEUS
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VULT
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>>71292981
>implying the glorious usa has not made cloning of people and plants possible yet
we will be just fine, if the jew babies hand over everything, otherwise they are going to be murdered over angry nigs and gibs me dat red necks.
>>71291051
Who keeps Africa and the Middle East alive?
It's happening
>>71292198
Hell yeah sf represent
>>71292981
FUCK.
Scary shit.
Better prepare to hijack an underground bunker of some billionaire with years of food stock.
>>71293109
Shoo, shoo, fake frog prophet
>>71293088
Inshallah!
NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD
>>71293186
>>71293186
let me say this, if anything does happen to the US I better die right away because I am not dealing with the after effects and constant stress of "am i going to eat today?"
>>71293171
No, you fuck off kike puppet.
>>71291159
Will I get a gf before yellowstone blows?
>>71287751
It would be extremely painful.
>>71286414
>implying it is going to blow
>>71290107
>PC
>stolen
>That ID
choose 1
Praise Kek
As one of the last alpha white males left I pledge to make America great again by repopulating it nigglet free
>>71289031
sorry ameribro
look on the bright side: at least all you Ameribros will now be able to live out your S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fantasies, scavenging dead cities while wearing gas masks and cool NBC gear
