https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36aTF2rQZ4
>Old Faithful is named such because of it's pattern. Although it does not go off at precise times as some people think, it does have a pattern of eruption (usually a couple of minutes), and then stopping, with only a little steaming in between these steam eruptions. I have noticed lately, it's eruptions are lasting longer, and instead of stopping in between, it is going constantly for long periods of time. I started noticing this a couple of months ago, but recently, it seems to have increased.
http://www.inquisitr.com/3001963/river-near-yellowstone-national-park-begins-to-boil-sparks-concerns-video/
By the way, they edit all data from sensors there before it gets out to the public websites. It's been going bad there for a few months now.
>It's a "Yellowstone is about to explode" episode
>>71258838
First post best post
you know it can blow without being catastrophic right
>>71258838
I am OK with this. Herd needs thinned. Remnant needs to reassert authority.
>>71258975
will still be a nice happening
Baal is waiting for the sacrificial blood
>>71258975
NO.
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>71258838
>>71258838
Do you talk to people in real life about this? Do you go up to your friends and family and make these retarded claims derived from absolutely trash sources?
You're an embarrassment. You'll never end up succeeding in life. You're going to end up alone, ostracized from society, with a bottle in one hand and a handgun in the other saying,
>at least I warned people about yellowstone.
>>71258838
>internet nobody predicts Yellowstone explosion imminent
I'd care if i didn't see this same exact prediction every single fucking week.
It'll go some day, you just don't know when. Nobody does. It could go tomorrow, it might not go for another 100,000 years.
>>71258838
>tfw NYfag
>tfw right outside of the damage and smoke areas
>>71258838
What would happen if it blows? I
>>71258838
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP!
>be american
>swim in river near yellowstone
>boil to death
>>71258838
Fuck off with your false alarm threads, you Australian loser.
>>71258975
Your dad can't
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>replying to australian posters
are you serious guys
>>71259414
Everyone dies
>>71259414
A mini ice age, billions dead, etc.
>>71259497
what a time to be alive, we americans are realling upping the aunty with our X-Treme shit-posting
>>71258838
Personally watching Old Faithful go for hours rather than a few minutes would be great, and more-so to watch the other frightened on-lookers when I start spouting the Yellowstone Volcano Meme.
BTW, yes it's a super volcano.
>>71259414
happening of all happenings
>>71259414
End of the world as we know it.
You know it's a slow week for /pol/ when the yellowstone/earthquake/planet X threads start showing up.
>>71258838
>All the shills ITT
>>71259676
>upping the aunty
>ante
I mean, I know you did this on purpose, but it triggers me.
>>71258838
>Midwest votes for Cruz
>Gets blown up by God
Can't make this shit up!
>>71259768
There have been a buttload of large scale quakes in concentrated areas the past week.
Don't buy into the happening bullshit, but it's an anomaly.
>>71259868
>I mean, I know you did this on purpose
did what on purpose
>>71260113
Thems some gross titties m80
>>71259358
>tfw Central Texas fag
>Just enough ash to induce happening scenario without instant death, meaning my stockpiling won't have been in vain either way, plus many of the assholes around me will be dead as a bonus
Feels really, really good, mang
>>71259414
Half of the US would be destroyed
>>71259557
underrated
>>71260011
>>71259414
In the event of a CATASTROPHIC ERUPTION:
>Everything in a 100mile radius of the epicenter is blasted, shooting millions of tons of ash into the atmosphere
>Everything in 1000miles is covered in a massive cloud of ash
>Airline travel banned in the entire PNW, Midwest, and southern Canada, as well as the entire northern Americas
>The cloud of ash follows the jet stream south by south-east towards the Florida Pan-Handle, continues over the Atlantic Ocean
>By three weeks the entire world is covered in permanent-overcast conditions that could last months
>The world endures a mini-ice age as the greenhouse gasses are literally 999x times what they are now
>Discovery channel predicted in 2012 that Yellowstone's eruption could wipe out 60% of the inhabitable earth over several decades
In the event of a minor eruption:
>Yellowstone park, Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming aren't going to be very realistic getaway travel options for a few months or years.
>>71260052
Fuck off, the meme magicks on this board are going insane
That pic was taked in chile btw
>>71260618
Great. More refugees.
>>71260353
The bad half
>>71259293
YIDF pls go
>>71260704
Shut up toothpaste, if you're not nice, we'll stick all the niggers with you.
>>71259414
Yellowstone is an underground "supervolcano". The lava pocket is highly pressurized, and is the size of Colorado.
An explosion of this scale would be a major global catastrophe of a scale never before seen in human history. The midwestern US would become uninhabitable. The entire atmosphere of the planet would be darkened by ash and surface temperatures would drop precipitously, as they did when Krakatoa exploded hundreds of years ago.
It's likely that events like this were what resulted in the mass extinctions of the past.
SWWWWWIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>71260923
The siberian traps make me erect
God I hope /pol/ is right this time
kewl
>>71260923
>tfw live in Western Washington
Just close enough for the ride, just far enough to be relatively safe
We got firewood for days son
In the event of a caldera eruption, particularly one in the middle of the United States, we would be royally fucked. Anyone living in Wyoming or the immediate surrounding states would die instantly in the eruption. Many many more would die from the ash-fall, which would blanket states as far as the west coast and certain areas on the eastern side of the U.S. The U.S. would pretty much collapse in the aftermath, many countries would be inundated with refuges due to the collapse of the U.S., starting with Canada and Mexico.
In the years that followed, we would see dramatic drops in global temperatures, along with the impact of this. It would be a bad time to be alive.
>>71260923
Great. A good chunk of Dumbfuckistan gets eliminated and the country can move forwatrd.
>>71261134
global temperatures will drop like a rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqdx47Rp0tY
>>71260923
Only one thing to add to this, the ash-fall zone isn't wide enough on both sides, you have to treat it like fallout, winds could carry the ash as far as the California and Oregon coasts.
>>71261475
>doesn't know about jet streams
it would carry it south-east
>>71261665
So will Maine be relatively safe?
>>71261475
>What is the jet stream
>>71260923
Lol those are literally all the states were whites are a majority.
God is a kike.
Finland would turn into a glacier. Whelp, time to move into Australia if they accept me
>>71261780
Probably Fienstien, but a thin layer would probably hit everywhere
>>71261865
Jesus was a jew...
>>71260923
could Yellowstone be behind all the sink holes of late? undergound melting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-BDLnmPlTQ
>>71261865
What's ironic is these are many of the states which cling to an apocalyptic version of Christianity.
It's almost like they can sense the impending doom.
The Midwest is the breadbasket of the US, and indeed much of the world. Combined with the lower global sunlight levels due to the ash cloud and the lower temperatures, this would be an absolutely devastating blow to global food production.
>>71261665
> be califag
> chill on pacific coast while rest of country is ASHED
>>71261187
Western Washington is one of the best places to be in case something catastrophic goes down. You can live off the wilderness so easily, and there isn't many people out here.
>>71262166
my white hot cum lava is gonna make a sink hole in ur mums ars m8
Guys, I am really worried. People around me and all sorts of people everywhere are worried, I've had dreams about giant waves and earthquakes, and religious people have had dreams where they and their family are taken by the hand and led into heaven. People are anxious and afraid. Now I learn about this flare due to hit us tomorrow. Combine that with the quakes and eruptions and I feel like something big is going to happen tomorrow. If it's Yellowstone, we are FUCKED. If it's a series of massive Earthquakes, we're still fucked because those could trigger eruptions and Tsunamis. What do? Should I get a prostitute? Should I jump on a plane to Alaska? This fucking sucks.
>>71262457
We would still have the earthquakes to deal with
>>71258838
No, not yet. I am waiting for more tactical equipment for my bug-out bag. NOT YET!
>>71260923
>he midwestern US would become uninhabitable
it already is
>>71258838
>By the way, they edit all data from sensors there before it gets out to the public websites. It's been going bad there for a few months now.
Yeah okay m8. I'll take that straight from someone who physically can't even get there.
>>71262457
cali would still get some ash 10-30mm
>>71262486
Yep, town I live in has 7000 people in it 98% white and nothing but woods on both sides for literaly hundreds of miles
>>71258838
DO IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>71262457
Earthquakes and starvation.
>>71259414
Some people in the carpark will get wet
>>71259018
This
I think America would really benefit from losing it's SJW's and wackos over in California (and the rest of the west coast).
The liberals would lose everything.
>tfw Yellowstone melts the liberals with lava and hot ash.
God bless the US of A, and god bless our liberal-hating super volcanoes.
>>71260923
>>71260923
>>71260923
>TFW ALL THE STATES IN THE DEATH ZONES ARE STATES THAT VOTED AGAINST TRUMP
>TFW TRUMP IS REALLY GOD
Oh look, a /pol/ thread claiming Yellowstone is about to blow.
Never seen one of these before.
But keep posting, law of probability states that eventually you'll be right if you keep it up long enough.
>>71262755
> mfw im in the orange zone
>>71258838
>By the way, they edit all data from sensors there before it gets out to the public websites.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Same 2 service vehicles at the North entrance since 9am
Any locals know what the happening is there?
https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm
https://www.nps.gov/customcf/webcam/dsp_webcam_image.cfm?webCam=56868082BFC4C0304BC42AC98309AE31419DBF398CABCEAD96A201D7A00285459DF6DF9794948F179FDD1D1581&thumbnail=56868082BFC4C0304BC42AC98309AE31419DBF398CABCEAD96A201D7A00285459DF6DF9794948F179FDD1D1581C1C5CBD60EE802064B9DD3CA17E9CEE925E9CDD656C0C6C9E0D5D7&refreshRate=30&title=709D8686A4DEAA7148C13C898E1CFD3206B7A57398BADEA794EF229FB80C&width=1024&height=576&parkID=yell&altText=7B9E9191B88C867C1CE3388686&description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
>>71261245
Don't worry Israel would save you guys believe me anyone try take advantage Israel will defend your interests and kill anyone trying to fuck with you and their nukes don't need maintenance they are the best allies you would all be welcome to the ME and help create big Israel once again and you can go to the church everyday and be by Jesus side! Then when times has passed you will have to decide which country you want to buy!
>>71262457
Cali would still get BLACKED. East coast best coast nigga
>>71262561
Buy some emergency heroin in case of happening
I wonder what would happen if we drilled down close to the magma chamber to release some pressure?
>>71261471
>temperatures dropping
Global warming solved
Thread theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
>>71263322
What about Montana.. What about Ben Garrison?
>>71258838
It's not gonna happen you piece of shit
I bet /pol/ belived in 2012
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/when-will-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupt-again-scientists-might-have-worked-it-out-1508997
>Currently, experts say they are 99.9% confident Yellowstone will not blow in the 21st century
>Keep hoping for the .1% chance
Why contain it?
>>71262755
What should 1-3 inch fags worry about?
>>71263678
It would be extremely painful
There has to be a way that the pressure can be vented. Bore holes and concrete canals, something.
This is America and it's 2016 people. You put a man on the Moon, surely you can think of something to stop the destruction of your nation.
>>71263678
Seriously?
>>71264020
Commie immigrants
>>71264047
For whom?
>>71264020
It's in MM you retard
>>71263678
It would fucking explode.
>>71262557
you win, I wouldn't touch what you call mummy even with a 10 feet pole
>>71260353
>California smothered in ash and chocked in shadow
>much of the west coast, for that matter
Literally nothing of value lost. Maybe it will even kill of the corn niggers and force them to pay dividends for voting for Rato.
>>71264050
Don't give us too much credit. A good portion of our populous still believes the moon landing was just one big propaganda hoax.
>>71258838
nice
goodbye usa
>>71264076
uuuu
>>71263681
That's how global warming has been solved the last 10,000+ times. It's a fucking cycle. Earth starts to warm, gets warmer, carbon dioxide starts to build up in atmosphere, gets warmer. Jellystone blows, Earth gets really cold, excess carbon gets buried in ice, Earth starts to warm again, gets warmer, carbon dioxide starts to build up, Jellystone blows....
>>71264050
How do you let the pressure out of a balloon without popping it?
Yellowstone is the worst disaster meme.
>>71264254
Untying the blow hole.
>>71264241
Why does Carbon build up in the atmosphere?
Doesn't it all get absorbed into plants?
Carbon levels over a grass field are 1/10th what they are over a road. The grass sucks all the carbon from the air
>>71264020
its .5 to 1.2 inches
basically just respiratory issues, the ash getting wet and turning into cement
>>71264254
Poke a hole in the thin area where it gets tied up.
>mfw going on trip to Yellowstone in summer
>>71261187
What about the seattle hords pouring across puget sound to find supplies?
>>71262166
lmao videos like this come out every year
>>71263706
eruption is mind blowing
http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2015_17/990736/ss-150423-calbuco-jsw-02_27bcd592b4ed5808c1adb0f50019bb8e.jpg
>>71264346
And then it goes frprprprprprprp
>>71264346
Which is below the magma chamber.
>>71264430
You're safe. Its going to pop before the end of this thread, 4chan told me.
>>71264500
frprprprprprprp is better than pop.
>>71258838
Well I think I have the answers everyone.
First, why is it that there is a super volcano at Yellowstone? Right because the Earth's crust is weak at that point.
Now here's the thing, if we can start filling in the area with trash, heavy metals, etc. we could strengthen the crust and it would deflect the volcanic powers underneath to either be contained, or it would force it to somewhere else on the earth where it is weaker.
Your welcome.
>>71263678
I've thought for a while now that hitting a supervolcano caldera such as Yellowstone or Toba with a bunker buster armed with a nuke might set it off. Conversely, a rod from god would likely work as well. But I'm no geologist, it just seems to be what would happen.
>>71264050
That ID though...
Please give us more ideas
>>71264500
>One giant undying fart noise across the US
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>71264501
So nuke China hard enough that you blow a hole to the bottom of Yellowstone and relieve the pressure.
>>71264346
You can't drill too close to the magma, it's too hot.
>>71262755
posting this for relevance
>>71262755
IIRC ash is so dense it only takes a coating of 30cm to utterly crush whatever building its resting on.
>>71264606
Let's test it on Toba first
>>71264634
America hands over all gold and the East coast to the British Crown, trust me.
>>71264666
Now that's a plan!
>>71264698
What should we do if this happens lads??
>>71264690
Well then dummy minecraft tnt down to the bedrock.
>>71264690
But you can drill and then drop some explosives down the hole
>>71261187
I wouldn't be surprised if we see people freaking out and niggers looting and attacking people nationwide when it happens.
>>71264698
>mfw ohio
>>71264797
its not going to happen. (in your lifetime)
>>71264690
Then you cool down the magma. Jesus, do I have to think of everything for you guys.
>>71263087
Blast radius wouldn't reach nearly that far and the prevailing winds would carry the ash east.
>>71264797
Hope you have enough food reserves to last through a worldwide famine
do you guys remember that thread where a bunch of people were chanting
"YELLOWSTONE EXPLODE, YELLOWSTONE EXPLODE"
Do you remember? i remember, meme magic is real.
>>71260923
>mfw I live ~30 miles outside of St. Louis
>>71264836
Won't work lads
>http://www.usgs.gov/faq/categories/9817/3082
>>71264050
>ID
He's trying to trick us
>>71258838
It's literally fucking nothing.
sage
>>71265021
Wrong pic
>>71264797
Go to 2ch
>>71264606
That's the plan during WW3. Russia already publicly signaled it.
>>71259358
You get to die slow from starvation or at the hands of your fellow man over basics like food and water. If I were you I'd envy the dead.
>>71264903
I'll get the ice bucket
>>71264047
You're a big volcano.
>>71264698
>>71262755
>>71260923
meep meep best diagram coming through
recommended viewing: the BBC docu-drama "supervolcano" that depicts the eruption of yellowstone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cv9_AdB5Nw
>>71265087
Ah comeon. Anything would be better than getting up at 6 am and driving to work...every fucking day for the rest of your life.
>>71265183
Ka-boom
>>71265021
Womp womp
>>71259414
Day of Lavos
>>71258838
isnt Krakatoa more dangerous and actually expected to erupt again soon?
>>71264886
Are you saying that he's going to die when this thread ends?
>>71260618
>>71260923
So basically buy a shit load of multivitamins and preserved food and you're good to go?
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>>71260923
Humans have seen it, if you look deeper into ancient records, there are mentions of far greater disasters.
>>71264020
virgin spotted
>>71264918
you're right,
Liberals starve and dehydrate to death from lack of resources.
I still win.
>>71258838
I will be in yellowstone in about 2 months, WISH ME LUCK ;DDDD
>live 700m above sea level
>live near lots of farmland
>best mate has 3 guns lives near by (sold mine due to city life)
>2 hour drive from family farm (3000 head of cattle and selfs sustaining fruit / veggies) also lots more guns
>middle of a continental shelf
Enjoy the happening
>>71265533
PRAISE KEK FOR THE DUBS
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE
who comfy in florida here?
>>71265829
Enjoy not being able to grow any food due to volcanic winter.
>>71265989
aye
>>71265358
No. While Krakatoa is a volcano that has the propensity to erupt violently enough to cause widespread localized destruction (and it has), a caldera eruption is a much different animal.
To put it in perspective, Krakatoa erupted violently enough that it produced one of the loudest sounds ever heard, destroyed cities, and was seen from thousands of miles away. Tambora (also a supervolcano) almost wiped out humanity, reducing us from potentially millions of humans to about 3,000 to 10,000 and caused a volcanic winter that lasted about 6-10 years, it may have even affected human evolution.
>>71260704
underrated post
>>71264998
>awaken
n00b
>>71265989
561 checking in.
>>71259018
None of the places that need to be thinned are near there.
>Atlanta
>Jew York
>LA
The best people in the nation are immediately around Yellowstone.
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE
the west won't escape the day of rope
>>71266240
>Cruz voters
>best people
I just had a dream about Kek, he materialised from pure light and he spoke to me, not with words but direct thought, and said to say some of you guys are alright, don't go to Yellowstone National Park tomorrow.
>2016
>the yellowstone meme will never go away
in all honesty, i'll bet its somekind of magnetic shit already in small rang of planet x. a couple weeks ago, it blew up with the return of planet x shit. youtube, public telescopes, all showing x next to the sun. they say if it is a planet on some wierd eliptical line, the closer it gets the more fucked up the magnets will be. so just saying, no tinfoil hat fagg here. but its what they predicted would happen as it approaches.
>>71266313
I don't even know why people would want this happening. Having a mega-quake that shakes up SOCAL would be pretty a decent happening, and would hurt illegals/liberals more than anyone. Yellowstone having a major eruption would be an extinction level event in some of the most horrifying ways possible.
>>71266311
Ruh roh
I'm getting a hooker tonight. I do not want to die a virgin.
>>71259557
fucking bodyslammed
>>71265358
Krakatoa is nowhere near as destructive as a supervolcano, but it's probably more likely to erupt again soon.
>>71265083
Source?
>>71260353
This is why /pol/ perpetuates this yellowstone meme, it ties into the anti american from jealous eurocucks
Why the fuck did they build the national park on a volcano? Seems retarded.
>>71266518
yup, im in michigan, the outer utmost edge of fallout, depending on the wind. got familiy in nevada, told them they need to visit me if shit even gets that scarey.
>>71260923
Nice michigan is spared. I can keep playing vidya in peace.
>>71264050
Gee, I wonder who is behind this post...
>>71261187
>safe
your happening awaits with Mt. St. Helens and Mt Ranier
>>71264797
save your taters
>select all food captcha
>>71266769
because buffalo and hot springs, faggot.
>smores
>hot dogs
>bbq sauce
>>71259659
billions of mud people...nothing of value will be lost...well not counting based midwesterns and mountain hwythes like BEN GARRISON (implying he won't be the king of the ashes)
>>71264430
so? youll be dead no matter how far you are from the park anyway, at least you got to enjoy the view
>>71266518
In an extinction level event, only the most well prepared can survive.
That means dindu nuffins aint gone cut it.
>>71263681
well like
we've so far only added about 1-2 degrees C
the last supervolcano eruption was Toba and it caused a global temperature drop of 3-5C and up to 15C in higher elevations.
>>71267005
Just move the Buffalo and hot springs to a safe location and build the park there. Sometimes I wonder about this "great" country of ours.
>>71265790
Get some explosives and try to set it off, don't be a faggot.
I really hope you fags aren't rooting for Yellowstone to go off, at least not if you are living in the U.S. Everything around Wyoming is going to be incinerated or buried in ash. The ash-fall from Mt. St. Helens reached Oregon and some parts of California, the ash-fall from Yellowstone is going to blanket states as far as Arizona, Texas, and Alabama. Temperatures world-wide could drop by as much as 10 degrees, maybe more, anyone in the U.S. will be a refugee, simply because government will cease to function in the U.S., interstate commerce will shut down, emergency services will shut down. Panic will spread, people will loot, kill, rape, etc. People will starve, travel will stop, gas will be pillaged. Think The Walking Dead, minus the zombies, but with the Saviors, etc. That will be the U.S.
Needless to say, few on /pol/ will be up for that challenge. You will be fucked, hard. If you think Yellowstone is happening tomorrow or anytime next week, I advise you to get on a plane to out of here or get in your car and go north or south...
>>71266781
In Michigan as well. Happenings where we have a chance of surviving based on our own ability and readiness is what we want. We don't want an extinction level event.
>>71267170
open hunting season on any uncivilized savages, no rest, no mercy, nomatter what.
Also, if it's going to blow and make the world cold shouldn't we be accelerating global warming? All these hippies are going to get us killed.
>>71258838
What if ol' faithful is just letting off some steam?
If it continues small spurts of energy, it will run out of pressure to catastrophically explode.
>>71267170
Would you survive? Do you like the idea of not being able to grow food or getting killed in agonizing pain because you're breathing in ash?
>>71263087
Would AZ be taken out in a Yellowstone happening?
>>71267231
we memed the volcano to erupt a couple of months back
we even gave birth to yellowstone-chan
reminder a couple of months ago someone memed spill the beans and look what happened to cruz
>>71267231
Basically if Yellowstone blows up it will the mexicans who will need to build a wall
>>71260649
>meme magicks on this board are going insane
hrmm, let's meme magic the next nation to get blasted with a major quake, I vote it be any nation known for getting hit with regular earthquakes except the USA
>>71267408
The northern parts will be covered in ash, possibly more depending on the direction of the wind
>>71261471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-zXT5bIBM0
>>71267191
>move a hot spring
Do you understand what a hot spring is?
>>71266023
Greenhouse.
>>71267516
That seems to be the scope of it. I hear Spain is nice, would you recommend it to a soon-to-be American refugee, are the women as hot as they are in the pictures? Do they like white boys?
>>71267294
bug out gear is ready.
>>71267641
You better have a couple generators and sun lamps.
>>71260923
Wait, I thought smoke cause global warming. Why would it cool it down?
>>71266781
>>71267294
Are either of you Michigan bros in the UP? Come get comfy with me in Marquette
and bring weed
You people are retarded. A CME will wipe out human civilization way before Yellowstone goes or climate change gets us. Hell, an antibiotic-resistant superplague is more likely than yellowstone erupting.]
>>71259358
>NY fag smug because a volcano which has .0000000005% chance of going off in our lifetime is out of his range
>he lives surrounded by niggers and liberals in a cuck capital
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>>71267815
All the ash in the atmosphere
>>71267408
I know they'd get fucked with ash... Come to Michigan. We have the Great Lakes and wilderness up here in the upper pennisula
>>71258838
>>71267829
allagen. got family in iron mt.
>>71267829
I'll be there if I don't die in the process of getting there from Lansing.
>>71266709
It was some opinion piece on rt. Can't find it with a quick search though.
>Have an emergency food box
>Pistol and a rifle
>Lots of ammo in box
>Couple of external batteries, portable solar panel x2, shit load of 3DS/DS games, dynamo charged radio, books in box
>Bunch of different water treatments
>gas mask
I'm ready sempai. Though I'm from NH, so the most I'll get is a little ash.
>>71267731
What ever happened to the MM, are they all inawoods? There's been no talk about them in years
>he believes in volcanoes
What is the best place to be, on Earth, if this happens?
>>71267781
As long as there is day light, even if shaded by cloud, greenhouse get's hot.
Farmers will survive, you won't.
>>71268191
New Zealand
>>71259172
hey man, we can't all be doctors, at least OP isn't a drug dealer as far as we know
>>71267668
Whole Europe will be doomed.
On the other side they won't be more refugges because of the cold.
>>71265311
fucking thank you!
is obama's travel schedule public?
>>71268135
they just fly under the rader. white militant groups tend to get crucified this day in age.>>71268135
>>71262755
i live in the out of range tip of texas on farm/ranch land. feels good.
>>71268025
Noice, Iron Mountain would be perfect.
>>71268043
I couldn't imagine trying to get out of Lansing if SHTF. If you made it you'd had to be a tough son of a bitch and would definitely deserve a beer upon arrival haha
>>71268025
Think fishing down at the Allegan dam will still be good with the ash cloud looming?
>>71264601
>Bulldoze niggers and spics as a recently dead, fleshy containment carpet
>bunch of trees and shit grow, dat fertilizer mang
>aids trees
>yellowstone says that's nasty, goes back to hide
Problem solved? Aids trees, just like Nausicaa. Get some ohm, oh wait we have soccermoms in SUVs, close enough. Aids trees eat the bad stuff (lava.) All gone.
>>71258838
that fucking triple dubs activated this thing
I'd say that any Anons reading this thread should come to NH. Plenty of whites, libertarians who are off the grid, guns, ammo, large pieces of property, outside of the ash-fall range. Seriously, it doesn't get much better than that. The only downside is proximity to Jew York and The Massholes.
>>71265078
Stupid. It releasing its energy by forming the crystals up the hole. Keep drilling out the crystals and the pressure will die.
>>71268810
Ogden Utah here!!
The ground just shook animals going crazy
A fuckton of jets just left hill AFB towards Wyoming
The fuck is happening?!?!?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War
i little michigan militia history.
>>71259676
this guy looks strange for some reason
>>71263706
kek
not a bad idea
>>71258838
If Yellowstone blows on 4/20 it will be the ultimate meme
>>71268838
ahhh fuck off lad
>>71268838
Just another saucership crashing bro
>>71268635
the ash cloud wouldn't be bad in MI. Dude you would be more concerned with criminals preying on the well prepared guys going to the lake to provide for their families.
protip: hunt the criminals and eat them. Kill two birds with one stone.
