--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
SAO PAULO LET'S GO
No one cares
fuck off monkey
WHICH WAY IS SP VOTING?
Reminder that Dilma did NOTHING wrong
Literally everyone does what she did. Kickbacks are not illegal, they are normal parts of business.
READ THE OP NEWFAGS
Where is Tiririca?
>>71259586
PT-SP votes no
Whatever other party from SP votes yes
>>71259586
So far SP is going SIMS
We're going to lose right? Too many "No" votes and we're not even halfway there yet and didn't even reach northeast
>>71259617
>>71259617
>DINDU ROUSSEF
Fucking retarded SPcucks voting no.
AS ARMAS PAULISTAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNttyizaMA
>>71259617
>fiscal fraud isn't a crime
Try harder, nobody is going to buy your lies, faggot.
Please tell CNN to cover the impeachment process
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
I just want to watch this happen on my TV
Send them all the links
Spam them
>>71259689
Never mind disregard that I suck cocks.
Who /doesn't care/ here?
Nothing will change
>>71259697
Commie shill pls go
So I was curious, who are these guys? They seem pretty based.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_of_the_Republic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_of_the_Republic
>>71259617
Ok, now please go to bed Ahmed
Make us proud, São Paulo.
>Baleia
>>71259781
>I don't care so I'll post in a thread filled with people who cares
thanks senpai
>>71259617
Hello my fellow commie
reminder
>>71259781
>animeme
>not caring
>>71259697
76,8421053% so far, only 66% needed. But yeah, nordeste monkeys are going to ruin things
$ampa has been bought.
>>71259781
i just in for the memes
>>71259782
What are you even saying anon? I'm not a commie and I am legit scared
>>71259835
RIP my country
So they need 171 no's to deny the impeachment?
Not looking good unless it's done by party and not in alphabetical order.
>>71259831
>>71259833
>>71259835
Oh God, what have I done?
>>71259697
Looks like it. There almost there to 1/3 of the vote.
>>71259833
burgers BTFO
>>71259617
Explain to me. Give me a list of the good and bad things that she did in your opinion. I want to hear the opinion of both sides.
>>71259781
I don't really care.
I'm just waiting for the violence to start.
Why do these politicians keep mentioning Pepe?
Who the fuck names his kid baleia ?
Baleia Ross
>>71259831
>>71259833
OH FUCK
Do the opposition's politicians really believe Jesus will come down from heaven and personally thank them for evangelizing their country? are they really that stupid?
Or is it just an excuse to gain power and suck on some rich evangelists dick?
São Paulo has 70 votes
Only more or less 10 against, yes pretty much guaranteed to go to 200 votes
>3 nos from SP
>they're all from PT
gee man, what a backstab
Bruna Furlan
my fucking sides
fuck you Barueri
>>71259831
>>71259833
>>71259835
You better make that wall soon.
>>71259800
(must be b8 but whatever)
lets say that parties like thease full of philosophy are the gov little corrupt bitch
welcome to brazil, trust no one
did he call the president a Jew?
>>71259929
Any paulista voting No should be hanged
hnng
Make BR great again
>>71259891
Good:
>Led greatest anti-corruption measures in Brazillian history
>highest economic growth since the revolution
>restored Brazil's foreign mite
>Woman
>Restored Brazillian agriculture
>halved poverty
Bad:
>Bigots don't like her because she's a woman
That's it.
>>71259873
we rigged it anon, by state. based states b4 commie ones
>hating Dilma because you man-babies can't accept that a woman is finally in charge to clean up the mess
Pathetic.
>>71260040
Can we BR's stop biting this low energy bait, please?
>>71260040
Now you see fellow posters in the thread, this is considered bait.
So what if you guys only reach 51% of the votes?
I doubt it will happen but just asking.
>>71259915
>Or is it just an excuse to gain power and suck on some rich evangelists dick?
What do you think Uruguay?
People here in Brazil are very """"""""""religious"""""""""""""
>>71260040
hello bait
>>71259873
They just need 127 votes senpai. We may or may not make it. But then again we alway knew the odds were against us. We needed 2/3 of the vote to begin with
Is it true that Brazilians have big juicy dicks?
>>71259833
SOON.
>>71260099
Get better baits, faggot.
>>71260040
>Good:
>Woman
That makes no sense, fucking baiter.
>>71259831
>>71259833
>>71259835
Call of Duty already did this
>>71260117
We need 66%.
>>71259860
Fuck off.
>waaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah I don't like le Dilma cos she has a bagina!!!! waaaaaaaah
t. redditors on 4chan
>>71260152
It's 172.
>>71260117
The 'no' wins and then there's no impeachment.
RUSSOMANO PROTECTOR OF CONSUMERS NEXT MAYOR OF SÃO PAULO 2K16
>the guy in military outfit is the only one that didnt shout and behaved like an educated human being
shocker
>>71260040
>Bigots don't like her because she's a woman
Hello feminist.
sup fags
odds this gets violent?
>>71259697
Most parties against PT you dumb fuck. This will not be like the elections. Fucking dumb piece of shit.
I want to see PTfags voting yes after we reach 2/3
>>71260170
Never ever thanks to Burger Bros.
>all these black-haired guys with a brown complexion
>this is America's future
>>71260040
Britania is on a role tonight with baiting
>>71260198
Mohammed, please.
Don't you have some white children to be molesting?
>>71259866
You're either a commie or a legit retard. Maybe even both.
I'm ready for Tiririca to vote.
>>71259472
I'm in favour of someone throuwing one or two plane on the senate, to get advantage that every crook is at the same place. This is a real opportunity fella, because they're never there working.
BTW, theguy on the OP picture once sued Umberto Eco because of its beard. You gotta be joking if You are willing to discuss politics with me, You IDIOT.
--------------- cut here ----------
Idiot: A person who hasn't any sense of politics. Look the dictionary, idiot.
>>71260198
>>71259831
>>71259835
>>71259714
top jej
>>71260262
Only if government shills get weapons. And even then they will have to fight the army.
>>71260289
Wtf is that?
>>71259472
EU QUERO VER PORRADA E CONFUSÃO!
>>71260275
They will reach enough "no" before though
Why don't they just vote all at once?
This is by far the stupidest voting system I've ever seen, and our system counts votes by having MPs walk through one of two corridors.
>>71260040
>lead greatest anti corruption measures in brazilian history
She made her own anti corruption moves but others in history were much more remarkable and completely outsize that.
>reforms of the governing triad interium, circa 1838
>reforms of the republic of the sword under floriano peixoto, 1904
>military junta, completely eradicated communists from power
>sarney's moves
>highest economic growth since the revolution
What revoluton?
You mean independence?
Lmao, no. It would be easier to pick cases in which the economy had slower growth than now, rather than faster.
I could go on and on.
>>71260183
[muffled siga em frente, olhe para o lado in the distance]
>>71260289
>4 days
>>71260297
Say it with me
SIXTY
PERCENT
>>71260246
Love how politicians get really quiet whenever Augusto speaks in the Congress, it's like they expect him to suddenly grab a gun and just start killing everyone kek
>>71260190
>US Border "Liberty Wall"
Kek
>>71260289
wut
Who the fuck is this guy and why is he showing random pics with his phone?
BOLSOMITO JR.
>Bolsonaro
>Cunha laughs in the horizon
BOLSONARO
>>71260297
They're whiter than your average Brazilian though.
Bolsonaro Son
i've never seen so many white men speaking spanish, ever.
>EM NOME DE DEUS
AE PORRA VAMO
BASED BOLSONARO JR
>>71259472
Nice picture this time, faggit!
>>71260401
the US bought Brazil for 4 days and when they finally got down there (they had to take a boat) they realized what a shithole it was and sold it back to Portugal
>>71259472
>Pelos militares de 64
>>71260488
that's his boytoy
THE SON OF THE NEXT PREZ JUST VOTED!
>>71260565
It's portuguese
EM NOME DE DEUS E DA SENPAIÍLIA BRASILEIRA
É SIM
>>71260565
>white men
thank you for your kind compliment, son
>>71260539
I don't want it to happen. But it's just natural since northern states are left for last in the order
>>71260565
Is it like looking into your future?
>>71260099
>hating a dyke for breaking the economy and causing the biggest economic crisis here ever, robbing public banks, bankrupting one of the biggest companies of the world, manipulating the supreme court, naming a corrupt ex-president for chief of staff and implementing full blown cultural marxism on schools
>wrong
Fuck off, Ahmed.
>>71259472
>MFW "NOVO FIO"
>>71260565
>Spanish
>>71259892
You think it will? Nothing beats a good old monkey fight
Brazil do you need help?
Should we liberate and bring democracy
>>71260666
eh, probably easier to speak than arabic
>>71260668
>cultural marxism in schools
Que?
>>71260705
No, we're bringing that ourselves
>>71260705
We got this.
>>71260705
I think they're good
Eu perdi o Bolsonaro? Ele já falou?
>>71260636
>Thinking the meme candidate is going to get elected
Ain't happening, son. Unless you want the State to be bigger and the jews to take over.
>>71260705
Yes please, liberate the shit out of us. I'll support annexation
Why?
>>71259617
I bet it's time to pray for Allahu, Mohammed.
>>71260696
You're gonna get some shitty favela refugees.
>Bolsonario Jr Praising 1964
what a cuck. This way his father's never going to have a shot at presidency
I thought Sao Paulo was supposed to go 100% no? What gives?
>>71260705
That usually comes with a lot of lead and radiation, so we rather do that ourselves.
>>71260763
Só o Bolsonaro Jnr.
>>71260785
cuck
>>71259472
why do people want this person impeached?
>>71259697
>almost 80%
It's like you don't even know how this shit works.
So what happens if she is impeached?
>>71260794
Argentinians are the ones coming here, not the other way around.
>>71260763
ainda não
>>71260401
Do you even history classes?
SOON
>>71260763
So o jr.
I don't know a single word of Portuguese, but this Congress setup looks fun and exciting as fuck.
>>71260740
We don't print ballots in arabic and have arabic translators at political campaign events
>>71260821
São Paulo has the most Yes by quantity, but a lot of the Worker's Party is from São Paulo.
>>71260752
>>71260760
>>71260762
>>71260785
>5 replies in like 20 seconds
Jesus this is moving quick
>>71260791
step up your game senpai
>>71260849
It was nearing 70% when I posted that
And Brazil bros here from Petropolis?
>>71260433
Because its a big deal to remove a president, so everybody has the right to make a speech.
Normally they just press a button on their tables.
>>71260768
>Bolsonaro
>Jew
Is this actually happening, or are the jungle niggers just chimping out? Will we see results today?
>>71260666
>future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBu2x5eX-Jo
>>71260841
because their economy is in the shitter. /pol/ will tell you because she's a gommie, but the people don't understand economics
>guy wiping his mouth with the Brazilian flag
lul
Wladimir Costa best meme so far
>>71260852
nobody knows
>>71260914
I was born in petropolis haha
We are some exiled fucks
>>71260821
It was supposed to go 100% yes, but we elected some PT spawns of the devil, so those go no.
>>71260696
>You think it will?
Maybe. At least i'm hoping it will
>Nothing beats a good old monkey fight
Careful there Argentina.
If Brazil goes to shit, your """"""white"""""" ass will be fucked too.
Starting to think this might not happen.
>>71260791
I've never seen that. That's more like Asia
Are you guys winning?
>>71260852
She gets raped by a favela.
>>71259781
>Nothing will change
I bet you are one of those fucks that thinks that Real value internationally doesn't matter because you don't buy stuff in dollar, right?
>>71260821
We're a mess sorry
>>71260852
Not sure if puffy vulva or dick.
>>71260873
It's been great to watch the only words I can make out are familia, yes, no, Impeachment, & process(When somebody voting "no" complains about the impeachment process.)
>>71260763
No, just his wife's son.
>Find video called Classic vhs sex tape girls party on xvideo that hits all the rights notes
>Can't find anything else like it.
>To interested in this vote to try looking any more.
Damn it BRs, you're ruining US productivity here.
>>71260662
Northern states are all voting yes. Fuck off.
>>71260930
If the impeachment goes through the House, then it's basically guaranteed. It'll go through the Senate before it's official, though, but there's already a majority there.
>166 vs 42
Are they saving the bulk of the PT voters for last or can we safely assume that Dilma is already kill?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[spoiler]AAAHAHAHAHAH[/spoiler]
>>71260705
fuck off jew, you already sabotaged our country
BRASIL? HUE HUE BRASIL!? BRASIL!
WHY do some of them pronounce the "r" like in english??????
serious question
>>71259617
I agree
>>71260983
fuck off
we're well over 2/3 so far
>>71259472
Anyone got the link to the vote count?
GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA.
Why dont we create our own European Union in South America, we will call it the South American Union.
Why does South America even exist?
So is Yes good?
>>71260983
Why? The proportion has been stable for a while 70~75% of yes votes
>>71260873
It's never this busy or fun, tbqh
>>71261068
local accents
Vote yes and brazil will be great again without Brics, without stupid tariffs
Vote yes for cheaper playstation
>>71261047
Who's more likely to ban "controversial" games from Japan and stuff like loli in Brazil, a rightist or leftist?
>>71261066
BRASIL GANHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>71260852
We didn't really plan that far
>>71261068
People from central brazil speak like that, its called caipira
>>71261068
Regional accent.
>>71261043
there's still the nordeste to go
>>71259617
>>71261053
Commies dindu nuffin, am I right?
>>71261043
Dilma is Kill
>>71261088
America has finally say on everything and we say no.
>>71261088
What could go wrong?
>>71261088
thats mercosul. and no, fuck you and gas
>>71261091
Continental drift you imbecile.
>>71261033
Well that we will see. I do hope they vote yes.
>>71261047
GET FUCKED
>>71260852
I get to buy more international stuff.
>>71260598
>Yanks who fucked up Mexico to take shitty land isnt going to the same to Brazil, a country many resources
Funny joke
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_Empire_of_Brazil
>>71261095
Yeah, 342 'sim (yes) votes are needed for impeachment
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>71260959
PQP! Salvo! Dáaaalhe PARÁ!!!
>>71260979
How could things potentially go bad? I know nothing about hue politics
>>71261043
PT will probaly win.
Most right wing states are already gone.
Now, we're having the middle swingers, or however you call it in English.
Then it will finish with Northeast states, which are, like, 90% leftwing.
>>71261119
Wish they had a stream with English subtitles
>>71261068
We are a fucking huge country and have a lot of ways to talk
So when the civil war happens are the Hues gonna form right wing death squads?
Why do Brazilians shout and mug for the camera so much?
>>71261145
Leftists due to misogyny.
>>71260785
Bootlicking cuckold.
>>71260791
that's chinese
>>71261157
>>71260488
They are showing their family photos I guess?
>>71261219
Oh fuck nvm I'm retarded
>>71261194
>we will see
We already saw you retard.
>171 yes
halfway there huehues
OY VEY THIS GOLPE IS LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH
>>71261201
>hues are this easily triggered
>>71261068
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados
tl;dr: country-side São Paulo is populated by a lot of American immigrantes.
>>71260744
>he doesn't know about the marxist indoctrination in schools
At his rate I believe you are either a clueless dumbfuck pretending to understand Brazil or is just baiting us hard.
PAPA IS MY WAIFU
>>71261088
Nice, we play Germany and you play Greece!
IS IT REALLY HAPPENING???
I was there bros
>pic related
Dilma is kill
Just came home
>>71259781
>weeb
>not giving a shit about his future
Like poetry
>>71261231
They want their 20 seconds on national TV to count.
>>71261229
I hope so, Would join it in a milisecond
>>71261231
Because we aren't cold blooded passive cucks
>>71261160
>Vc sabe nada sobre essa tren, poRRa
>Fecha a poRRRta
>>71261145
Considering it was this leftist government that considered electronic games as "gambling" I'd say the leftists.
We h
Got the hallway mark
>>71261294
Please don't badmouth my glorious Empire.
>SP
Osasco onde estamos
S A N T O S
A
N
T
O
S
Lula is literally a God-send to Brazil, have you seen where he lives? He's a man of the people, truly the salt of the earth.
He doesn't want or need money, he's above that.
No wonder hues are rejecting him and his protege, they're too stupid to see the tree from the woods.
