--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
KILL ALL MARXISTS
Brazil is gross
THIS AWOOOVEMENT
>LOMBARDI
kekekekek
bolsonaro
YES
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WEWLAD
IT'S OVER, COMMIES
Cant we get memes out of this ?
MAJOR OLIMPO = HERO
FUCK OFF DILMA!~
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>>71261883
Hihi
ALMOST @ 200
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS
Military coup when?
>>71261744
C-Cunha senpai
What did this person say that made everyone mad?
KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL
(KILL THE COMMUNIST DEGENERATES)
>Neste momento, a oposição contabiliza de 30 a 35 votos a mais do que esperava.
>Com viés de alta.
WE GONNA HIT 400, BOYS
GOLPE NÃO PASSARÁ
>GOLPE NÃO PASSARÁ
GOLPE NÃO PASSARÁ
>GOLPE NÃO PASSARÁ
GOLPE NÃO PASSARÁ
>GOLPE NÃO PASSARÁ
160 yes votes needed out of 283. 56.5%
>tfw Brazil's congress is whiter than ours
>>71261970
AHAHAHAHAHA COMMIE MONKEY CRY BABY
>>71262012
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS
>>71262010
>dis be like annudah shoa oy veeeeeyyyy
>for my family, my dog, my wives, my porsche and against north korea, I vote yes
REMINDER TO ALL GRINGOS
WHEN YOU HEAR THE JEAN WYLLYS YOU FUCKING POST THE MOST OFFENSIVE ANTI FAG MEMES YOU HAVE
>>71261825
Gautanamo bay tbqh
>>71262036
De onde isso?
Recordatorio que esto es parte del plan del Imperio para la destrucción de los gobiernos progresistas de Izquierda de la región.
Pero no nos engañaran, la revolución vive y la lucha sigue. Hasta la victoria siempre compañeritos.
DIZER NÃO AO GOLPE!
So what happens if they go no? Does Brazil riot and chimp out?
>>71262010
"The fascists are trying to eliminate the bulgarian jew Dilma and they won't succeed"
>>71262010
That the guy calling the votes should be impeached instead of Dilma or something.
Who /new elections/ here?
>>71262010
He said that Saya>Hotaru
>>71262042
So it's already guaranteed? Impeachment soon?
Vote yes and you will kill middle class
Feel the dilma
>nigger voting no
RACE WAR WHEN
https://youtu.be/EgGqY1g-Ucs
NO KING RULES FOREVER, COMPANHEIRA
V
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CARALHO
>>71262010
Leftist kike just parroted the same shit the left have been repeating all year: the impeachment is illegal.
MALUF
>>71262050
No way thats truuuuueee
Are Schlomos considered white?
>>71262147
they both should, but dilma first
>>71262050
It's because full blooded blacks are just as rare as pure whites
How does Brazil feel about Portugal? Is it the same relationship as the US has with the UK?
MALUF
ESTUPRA
MAS NAO MATA
>>71262193
t. mordecai rothschild soros shekelberg
REMINDER
>>71262219
>>71262145
Yep. Expect favela monkeys burning whole neighbourhoods if the communist stays
AEEEEEE PAULÃO
>>71262193
>>71262151
The only decent brazilian
>>71262075
YES
Why do you guys hate Lula so much?
>Erundina was the best mayor São Paulo ever had
>Was gonna coma back this election
>At PSOL
>Just voted No
Well now i'm tilted
OH SHIT, MALUF VOTED YES.
>>71261970
>filename
Top kek
Tiririca soon
>>71261744
>Dilma gets impeached
>She claims this is a """military coup"""
>Tries to retain control by establishing a totalitarian regime
>Go innawoods to escape happening
>Civil war ensues
>Gas the kikes
>Race war now
>MALUF
>SIM
BOLSONARO JÁ VOTOU??
How many votes does the Northeast have and are they going to fuck this up for everyone else?
>>71262145
it'll be two years of a stopped in time country and even highter decadence
>>71262243
We cool, I guess
BASED MALUF
King of bandits, efficient and to the point as always
>>71262279
They probably have dirt on him
>>71262243
We don't think about portugal
bravo for the first guy that wasnt an attentionwhore.
>>71262293
Just a warm up for the European Race War tbqh
>>71262312
Jr yeah, Jair soon.
>>71262010
''Red Chaika is better than White Chaika''
>>71262312
não
>>71262293
Peru, are you joining us?
>>71262312
Só o filho dele
>MALUF
THANK YOU YOU FILTHY THIEF
Is Cunha is getting happier or is it just me?
>>71262243
We have a lot of mean jokes about tugas, that's the extent of our relationship.
>>71262312
Não
>>71262293
Our generation's Spanish Civil War, get ready brother
>>71262300
Maluf ja tinha dito que era a a favor do em-peach-man semanas atras
Help me /pol/. What did Marcio Alvino from SP voted? I need to know
>>71262065
We need a little less decorum in our own Congress, it would be nice to see people be this passionate by the Democrats and Republicans and get into fist fights.
so instead of 'So I strongly disagree with my friend from across the the aisle on this issue over the economic interests of an industry'
But
'You corporate whore of the industry, you're wrong. Fuck you.'
TIRIRICA SOON
>>71262243
We think they're retarded. Doesn't go beyond that.
>>71262312
dudu sim, Jair ainda não
>>71262317
Many and probably yes
BURN THE COMMIE!
>>71262243
Kinda. We became pretty distant in the last 13 years.
>Dilma has a fucking dog bone in her hair like a flintstone
Nice standards Brazil. Or is this the Bulgarians doing?
Holy shit, that guy that keep swinging his head whenever there is a commie voting, who is he?
They should try communism
>memeposting on you vote
>>71262401
Voted yes
>>71262312
O filho dele é deputado em SP, ja votou.
RJ é depois de SP, ja ja.
>>71262276
he's criminal, literally mafioso shit
he killed celso daniel
>>71262065
Yes. You americans and europeans will have fun with your multicultural and racially diverse society :^)
>>71262370
Pay for a flight and a renewal for my passport and yeah, I'll join.
>>71262010
He said this whole thing was just an scheme to quietly finish the Lava Jato and let all the involved politicians save face by using the president as an scape goat. People get mad over the truth.
PARTIDO DAS TREVAS
>>71262243
We still have Blockbusters in here.
>>71262439
Probably Bulgarian culture.
>>71262243
We meme about them (like we do with everything) nothing else Burguer.
Now go get us some guns just in case we have a civil war, shit may hit the fan very quickly from now on.
Holy shit I'm getting kinda excited.
30 years from now I'll be talking to my nephews about how I was there shitposting on anime imageboards when it all happened.
>>71262262
He literally loves jews
MEME MAGIC
>>71262439
>Nice standards Brazil. Or is this the Bulgarians doing?
She is a bulgarian jew
1/4 NIGGER TOO
FELICIANO
>>71262451
Thank you friend. I voted for him
>>71262448
Hi Dilma
>dizendo que olavo tem razão
QUE?
OLAVO WAS RIGHT
>DEUS
>DEUS
>DEUS
>DEUS
Can you say anything else, brazilicucks?
>partido das trevas
wew lad
>Partido das Trevas
Partido das Trevas
>Partido das Trevas
Partido das Trevas
>Partido das Trevas
Partido das Trevas
>Partido das Trevas
Partido das Trevas
>>71262405
Alexander-Hamilton-gets-rekt-in-duel.txt file
>>71262452
E o Cunha?
>>71262530
I don't see where she's a jew anywhere
just that her father got BTFO in Bulgaria and fled to Brazil
>o cabelo de Feliciano
>>71262381
High energy memes son.
>>71262565
*tips fedora*
>>71262565
>>71262565
>VULT
>VULT
>VULT
>VULT
>>71262389
So what happens after the Brazilian Civil War?
European Race War and American Civil War concurrently?
>>71262522
>He literally loves jews
:(
But what he says is truth
>>71262565
Says the one shouting allahu akbar
>THE PARTY OF DARKNESS
Apparently CNN is covering this right now.
>>71262518
>>71262565
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>>71262565
Better than the
ALLAH
ALLAH
ALLAH
ALLAH
You'll be listening to very soon, Eurofriend.
OLAVO WAS RIGHT
CMON 200
Is SP the state with the ost meme candidates?
>Maluf
>Feliciano
>Andrés Sanchez
>Tiririca
QUEIMEN OS NEGROS
MATEM A DILMA
>>71262508
I live in the worst state for getting guns. I'll call my cousins in Texas and the South to hook you guys up.
>>71262586
She said her grandmother was jew
An anon translated the interview but I don't have it right now.
>>71262580
They should bring back dueling, it would make things a hell of a lot more interesting. But neither side has honor.
Who /vai ter golpe/ here boys?
If d.u.b.s NO will win and dilma will stay
>>71262518
>>71262618
Alberto steps in and tries to stop it, re-establishing Portuguese control over Brazil.
>>71262584
Cunha e Bolsonaro são do RJ
>>71262151
Nope, wait for the northern reps
tiririca soon
>>71262565
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT DAD
YOU TRAINED MY PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN MYSTIC FORCES INSTEAD OF LEARNING SCIENCE.
>>71262584
Ele é RJ também.
>>71262689
>>71262699
Never forget Olavo.
160
>>71262381
olimpio the legend
>>71262565
Te vejo no inferno, camarada. DEUS VULT
>>71262699
Rj wins
is tiririca the clown that cant read or write?
>>71262599
>>71262607
Confirmed you can't say anything else.
SERGIO REIS
>>71262618
European War yes, American War no. They'll establish martial rule and clamp down way before a revolution begins
>>71262584
Se não me engano o presidente da Câmara só vota em caso de empate.
CUNHA SMILING HAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>ainda são paulo
Brazilian Jhonny Cash
>>71262757
>get your meme machines ready lads
So do they have the votes among the parties against the president, or will they need people from her own party to join them to vote for impeachment?
FARC > Venezuela > Cuba > Brazil
FARC WILL INVADE US AND MAKE US WORK IN COCA FIELDS
SIM: 194
NÃO: 48
ABSTENÇÕES: 3
>>71262685
Its literally the same thing in different languages you retard.
>>71262790
>Not knowing Hitler was Christian
Tiririca coming soon
>>71262811
Nao interesa se ela e coroa, dilma venha e que faz comida boa
>>71262757
>TFW the world is about the meet tiririca.
>TFW the clown may be our president if shit hits the fan strongly enough.
>TFW he's actually the only one who isn't a criminal.
>>71262808
He probably learned how to read and write by now, still a clown, though.
>>71262826
Nico a shit and slut
BASED SERGIO REIS
fuck sergio reis is a deputado?
holy fuck
>>71262811
BASED PINGA NIMIM
How will MG and RJ vote?
>>71262565
None remember you exist, old man. Leave us be, João.
>>71262808
He's the LITTERAL clown that became a politician.
>>71262851
>all religions are the same
FUCK OFF ALLAH IS A TYRANT
>>71262816
I'll try to get to Europe then bongbro
TIRIRICA
VAI ABESTADO
>>71262899
CIVIL WAR NOW
>>71262899
Civil war then?
T I R I R I C A
S I M
MEUSA MIGOS
>>71262762
>INSTEAD OF LEARNING SCIENCE.
Thanks to the progressives/positivists Brazil is a shit country
*That's why we have 29 progressist/socialist parties
>>71262707
It would solve a lot. Calling out the Bush family and all. Its a shame military officers were the ones that died the most.
>SÃO PAULO
>GOVERNADO POR POLITICOS HONESTOS
TIRIRICA VOTED YES
WE WON ALREADY
>>71262889
SERGIO REIS IS A DEPUTADADO? (2)
WTF SP
>>71262917
Gee, I wonder...
>>71262889
>>71262899
>>71262902
CIVIL WAR
BASED TIRIRICA
TIRIRICA BASED
sheeeit does Dilma have no underlings anymore.
is Lula coming back
>>71262889
>>71262899
>>71262902
CIVIL WAR CONFIRMED
>>71262855
>he thinks I didn't know that about the Fuhrer
You misunderstand my post.
FODE SIM FLORENTINA
>>71262899
CIVIL WAR CONFIRMED
KEK WILLS IT AS WELL
TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES TIRIRICA YES
T I R I R I C A
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BASED TIRIRICA
Tiririca
BASED TIRIRICA
PIOR QUE TA NÃO FICA
>>71262844
>Implying any south american army could do anything to US.
BASED TIRIRICA
Underwhelming desu senpaiília
>>71262899
CIVIL WAR CONFIRMED
TIRIRICA DOESN'T DISAPPOINT
>>71262937
See you on the battlefields, brother
BASED TIRIRICA
FUCK ALL HATERS
Based Tiririca
MY SIDES
I'M DYING HERE
TIRIRICA SIM
>>71262889
>>71262902
Civil War confirmed.
>>71262950
FODE SIM CARALHO
>>71262826
>love live
Péssimo gosto amigo
Why would they impeach a hot milf like Roussef
>T I R I R I C A
T I R I R I C A
>T I R I R I C A
T I R I R I C A
>T I R I R I C A
T I R I R I C A
>>71262518
TIRIRICA 2018
ABESTADO NO MORE
BOA TIRIRICA
AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIRIRICA CARALHO
FLORENTINA TÁ DE 4 JÁ
kek a literal clown became a politician in Huezil?
what a world we live in
TIRIRICA
THE ONE HONEST POLITICIAN!!!
TIRIRICA
PORRA
PIOR QUE TÁ FICOU TIRIRICA
TIRIRICA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71262816
Lel no. Americans were born out of anti establishment. And the war that had the most American deaths was the civil war.
TIRIRICA VOTOU O QUE?
Who is he and why is he so great?
TIRIRICA
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>>71262917
HEHEHE
>congratulating their pet nigger
nice
ALMOST THERE IT'S HAPPENING!!!11!!
>literal clown
>shortest vote
wew
>>71262936
Its literally the same god too.
Sérgio Reis and Tiririca
>>71263093
vai capinar um lote filho da puta
>>71263093
VAI CAPINAR UM LOTE FILHA DA PUTA
FLORENTINA, FLORENTINA DE JESUS
Fuck I wish I could understand what these dudes are saying.
Fill me in BRos
Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
Is the criminal getting sacked or not
>>71263073
>>71263101
TIRIRICA YES
>>71263101
SIM ABESTADO
Who is Tiririca?
BASED TIRIRICA
This is a witch hunt.
>>71263101
SIM
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>>71263046
>CGshit
>That muffled yeah in the distance when the guy said no
