--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU [Embed]
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA [Embed]
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA [Embed]
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE [Embed]
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0 [Embed]
TRUMP
post butts
MORRE DESGRAÇA
ASIAN HUE WTF
>>71254706
So what happens if they don't impeach her? Civil war likely or not? Large riots?
whose the guy with the big glasses the Brazillians keep laughing about? I want in on the joke please
BASED PARANÁ!
NÃO VAI TER GOLPE SEUS FASCISTINHA DE MERDA
Why do some pronounce the "r" as in english????
>>71254844
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71254914
FUCKING HUGE RIOTS
>>71254945
VAI SE FUDER SEU LIXO HUMANO SE SUICIDA
The almighty Brazilian twink triumvirate approves of these developments.
>>71254706
Based Asian man voting Sim
>>71254844
não falou nada sobre ser em 3d
North fucking everything up Edition
http://tchauquerida.com.br/
LET'S DO THIS BOIS
>>71254914
status quo probably
Dilma on SUICIDE WATCH
LULA IS KILL AND ON HIS WAY TO JAIL
Murder all petistas
>>71254951
What is this?
Isso não e votação, é uma pissa de cinto.
>>71255093
Murder all comunistas do djabo
>>71255047
>not for this retard astrologist.
>>71255126
Uma deputada comum do nosso brasilzao
>>71255056
JUST
>>71255004
top Brazilians right here
>>71254945
Tá na constituição. Não é golpe, seu burro.
>>71255004
My cock is steel.
eu so estou aqui pelos meme
so far they've got 34%, if it keeps going this way we'll win and COMMIES ARE BTFO
>>71255047
MAMAO É LIMAO
>>71255021
2d butts are completely fine
TR;DR????????? IS HUELAND GOIGN TO BE A WARZONE SOON?????
>>71255245
HUE
>>71255221
Jesus Christ its like all Brazilians know how to do is scream dance and hump each other. Africa tier.
TAKAYAMA
>>71255255
VIVA A JANAINA PASCOAL!!! A MALUCA DA USP QUE DERRUBOU A DILMA !
>>71255290
WHERE THE MEMES AT??
Sims
Sims
SIMS
>>71255345
so close
>>71255245
AYYYYY
>>71255345
Wew
Se falhar, não vai ser por causa do sul
>Zeca is MP
lol
>all these Japanese guys
How did they allow BR to get so fucked up?
About today
>>71255475
Asians always have authoritarian drone societies
sometimes I forget where brazil is on the world map
Cunha seems really bored. Like he already knew the result from the start. He doesn't give a fuck, love this guy.
TCHAU QUERIDA
Tchau Querida
>>71255545
jeijeuheueheuhe, meu negro.
>>71255643
>educated UK
>>71255664
he knows he is going to be arrested.
>>71255643
The south of ur mum's ass you fucking nerd.
>>71255643
shitty banter 0/10
>>71254951
links to nudes? can't fucking find them
>>71255716
i mean it just doesn't seem relevant in the grand scheme of things
>>71255643
too much kebab i guess.
>>71255498
SHIT
>>71255475
Brazil has the biggest Japanese population outside of Japan, greater even than that of USA, or Canada.
They are mostly in Paraná, São Paulo and Pará.
In São Paulo, there is a neighborhood called Liberdade whose population is entirely composed of Japanese Brazilians.
I live in this neighborhood by the way, but I'm Italian-Brazilian as a tiny minority here.
Japanese Brazilian are very hard working, study a lot. And there's also a lot of weebs. There was a time I dated a very cute weeb girl but back then I looked down upon anime. I broke up with her because she would spend money on those ceramic figures, buy dakimakuras of girls, etc.
I regret it a lot now, I'm very much into /a/ related stuff.
>>71255876
We are all monkeys.
Fascistas no passarán
>>71255876
>I broke up with her because she would spend money on those ceramic figures, buy dakimakuras of girls, etc.
>not sharing the dakimura with her
>>71255876
Yeah I know all that but why haven't they completely taken over and made the country something worthwhile yet?
>>71255876
Nope only monkeys here
>>71255876
What did her parents think of you not being japanese-brazilian?
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ALFREDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post your face when Dilma stays, golpistas.
>>71255004
Brazil capital of trannies and shemales.
>>71255965
get this damn dirty kike out of here!
Fuck off evangelics!
>>71256099
Quite rich for Somalia to be judging other countries.
>>71256041
The places where they live area bit better off
>>71256099
what's with all the somalians on here lately
just got computer access or something?
Alfredo Nascimento ;_;7
>>71256179
They're on a break between civil wars.
SAYONARA
QUERIDA-CHAN
>>71256063
not him, but once you go brazilian you can never get backzilian. therefore they dont give a fuck.
>>71256069
get ye gone!
>>71256099
Ahoy me matey
>Amazonas will be 100%
>>71256099
>71256099
the proxy is strong in this one.
67% so far faggits, she's gone
>>71256307
>implying
My family has only been here for 2 generations. Some are moving back to Italy or newer generations are Americans.
BOLSONARO, CADÊ VOCÊ?
EU VIM AQUI SÓ PRA TE VER
>SIM
>SIM
>SIM
>SIM
all these yes', what a lovely day
>>71254706
who cares?
... oh yeah, the IOC
How is it going, brazilian bros?
>>71256099
the capital of pirates an... ok u win
>>71256007
>implying I don't regret it
>>71256041
They only make up for 0.5% of the population.
Oddly, they did worthwhile things in the places they got into.
In Pará, farming was greatly developed. In that region, they came as fleeders of WW2 Japan's internal prosecution and that kind of thing.
São Paulo, which has 10% of its population being Japanese, is the country's most important city, with a GDP per capita of ~140K USD.
>>71256063
They were actually very friendly and welcoming of me, they said they were glad that she could have found a boyfriend, because they were scared that with her hobbies she would never go outside and meet a boy, and often asked me if everything was alright with her, as if they communicated with me to know about their daughter instead of asking her directly. It was a bit weird but I liked her parents.
I'm here on the streets watching the impeachment with my fellow compatriots.
It has begun to rain here.
I'ts like God is washing the commies away.
Brazil has born again.
>>71256520
thanks for the bump
>o amazonas terá mais sim do que o sul
shame
>>71256461
implying the italians that came to brazil were real good shit. you are south american material even if you back.
>>71256620
70% in favour, so far so good
>>71256688
mesmo com os alemães, os que vieram eram escória
would impregnate.
>>71256691
Good. What are you guys going to do about the now new PR?
Aí vem o dinheiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqJMosC54D0
>>71256620
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
ITS HAPPENING
Purge communists and replace them with anime.
>>71254706
why do you want her impeached?
happy for you .br bros
HUE!
>>71256821
Thanks.
MY FLAG NEVER WILL BE RED
>>71256809
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
DOLLA DOLLA
you idiots
without commies in power i won't get any more autism bucks to live as a NEET
fuck you
>>71256691
Actually it's 76%.
>>71256916
Cause she's the filthy gommie that stopped all our growth and destroyed our country.
Thats what happens when you put a woman in power, learn from us, don't put hillary in there.
this bitch is being BTFO
GOOD FEITO, MY BRAZIL BROS!
>>71256945
A
FUCKING
PLANET
>>71256991
what
Autism gets benefits? I'm borderline, how do I get it?
>>71256688
Mate. My ideals for moving back are the same as my great grandparents. Economics and hating the shithole you live. I dont care about having an Italian kinship.
>>71256963
CHING CHING BLING BLING
>>71256991
They only give neet bucks to single mothers with tons of children
A kissless virgin like you would never get it
>one of the most serious moment in the history of our democracy
>politicians are clowning and laughing, doing silly performances
Just fuck my shit up
>>71257100
wow, you're borderline too?
>>71256912
Mitcher for president
>>71256991
AHAHAHAHA I HOPE YOURE THE BRAZUCA THAT KEOT MAKING WAGEKUK THREADS ON /r9k/
GOOD RIDDANCE YA PARASITE
>>71257161
autist
not retarded
>>71257150
>57150
tu esperava que fosse o clima de funeral? É claro que não
>>71257150
Actually I think it's really inspiring (some of them)
>Fucking PDT voting yes.
Holy shit its already over.
>>71257100
>>71257148
>eles não conhecem bolsa gás
>não conhecem bolsa reclusão
>não conhecem bolsa alimento
>não conhecem nenhum programa assistencial que não o bolsa memelia
procurem se informar e se inscrevam em todos os programas que existem. eu ganho 260 reais por mes.
>>71257277
What was the PDT again?
>>71257150
Will Brazil finally eradicate their monkeys and become the white paradise they were-pfthahaha! I couldn't even type that with a straight face
EM NOME DA BOLSA SENPAI
FICA DILMA!!!!!
>>71257361
Partido dos Trabalhadores.
IT'S AT 80% ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>71257382
I couldnt help but smile reading that as well
>pela minha fia Manuala que va nascer
KEK
The whole thing would look a lot more legitimate if they got rid of Cunha first
Put Your Meme:
Pelo...eu voto sim
>>71257382
I doubt that even you laughed at that shitty post
>>71257361
A party that defines themselves as "opposition" but said will punish and even expel anyone who votes yes.
>>71254706
Has Bolsonaro voted yet? I want to hear his speech.
>>71257469
pela baixa do dolar, eu voto sim
>>71257323
>260
que bosta
top kek
Porra de gritaria na rua.
Vizinho com televisão no volume máximo.
Queria estar assistindo anime.
>>71257469
lel
>>71257528
No, he is from São Paulo.
>>71257528
No, Trump is from RJ.
>>71257528
Not yet. He's from Rio de Janeiro.
ITS HAPPENING GUIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4mDyj8DSI
No matter what happens, today has done wonders for my elementary portugueses
>>71257499
I can see that happening. The corrupt stick together until one of them gets caught. Them they all throw them under the bus. We shouldnt be dancing like apes just yet. Backstabbers are still backstabbers.
G-Guys, I'm worried about São Paulo.
>>71257572
kek
banana republic: the thread
>>71257361
The old populist left. What's left of the original PTB.
I actually feel bad for that grandpa
>>71257685
can you pls explain?
>>71257592
Foi mal
>>71256287
lol
IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN
>>71257783
I saw this one.
>>71254706
so, i reckon it's
HAPPENING
in trannyland
>>71257592
>noise cancelling headphones
>>71257772
The have 70 votes and are mostly mortadela.
>>71257850
It never happens.
>>71257777
C H E C K E D
YES FOR PINOCHET
CADE OS DILMA IRMAOS FUCK AECIOKEKS.
>>71254706
IT"S HAPPENING!!!
>>71257990
ANOTHER WOMAN VOTES NO
OUT OF THE 33 HOW MANY ARE WOMEN?
>>71257772
São Paulo is the most important state in the country.
With a population of over 23 million and a GDP slightly greater than half of the entire country, it has a GDP per capita comparable to European countries. It is home of most important military installations, like ammunition factories, the carrier fleet and several infantry regiments, has the country's biggest ports and some 80% of national capital companies have their headquarters here. And a rich history.
The problem is that, like any modern, developed piece of land, São Paulo has a lot of liberals, and at the same time, some conservatives.
Since it's the most important state, we of Sao Paulo get the most votes, which is scary because we don't know if the majority of our congressmen are right or left winging.
>>71258084
I WOULD SAY 25
WHY?!
>>71258084
Majority.
>>71258033
Googletranslate.exe has stopped working
>>71254706
TRANNY
>>71254706
TRANNY
R
A
N
N
Y
>>71257783
fucking kek
>>71256179
>>71256401
There's one bro-tier somalibro shitposting from somalia in /pol/ with timestamp incase you didn't get the memo.
>>70701182
>>71258128
Is Bolsonaro from there, or Rio?
What result is better for riots?
I want civil war in Brazil
>>71258128
you don't even know which way your representatives will vote? lmfao fucking christ Brazil
>>71258234
Rio.
He has family members, including his children, that were born in Sao Paulo, though.
>>71258234
Rio de Janeiro.
>>71258251
No. CUT have imported guns, knives and bolivians this week to riot everything.
>>71258251
Doesnt matter, I think shit will go down anyways.
>>71258251
Clearly "no" to impeachment
MY PHOTOSHOP WILL DIE TODAY
>>71258251
Both results will cause massive instability.
>>71258128
oh shit, thanks for the explanation
>>71258234
It's Rio, I made a mistake above.
>>71258335
>imfuckingplying
The dollar is going to take a nosedive if this passes. Instability my ass.
>>71258191
eu nao sai escribir en portuguese muito bom
>>71258308
It's not that simple.
You can easily pay off candidates, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
So far a lot of people from PT voted for impeachment, and a lot of people from Christian parties voted against.
It's an unpredictable game.
You can tell by the applause.
When somebody gets too much applause, they were probaly paid off.
>>71258335
Goooooood
Any stream from streets? That 4:3 youtube link sucks
What song are you listening now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYnvxL9wYgo
Whoever is voting against their party and in favor of the impeachment just want to be reelected, at the first Brazilian Impeachment, whoever votes against kicking Collor out never got reelected again.
>>71258398
I think he meant about riots and not economical instability.
>>71258520
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n Roses
Some guy voted yes "for the peace of Jerusalem" wtf
130 X 34
I CAN SEE THE SADNNES ON THEIR FACES ALREADY
>>71258308
For this we have good estimates, but someone can always say one thing and change it in the end.
http://mapa.vemprarua.net/br/
>>71258520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW_7gRH7ASE
Acre is fucking things up
>>71258520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXV-Ct_j2TI
>>71258561
how? If even Collor is back?
Some dude just said that thanks to PT worker could put their sons on Harvard and MIT
kek
this thread is slower than fucking VT
wtf niggas.
Has this guy voted yet?
Why does he wear the hat?
>>71258234
Jair Bolsonaro is the "main" Bolsonaro and he's from Rio de Janeiro. Eduardo Bolsonaro, he's son, is from São Paulo.
G O S T O S O
O
S
T
O
S
O
>>71254706
ALL HAPPENING IN TRANNYLAND TONITE
What familia are they talking about?
>>71258860
tips impeachment
>it's treason then
>>71258860
Was one of the first to vote.
>>71258860
Because he's a big guy.
>>71258128
Sao Paulo has 43 million people, 22% of the population
>>71258860
JOO
>>71258957
lol
>>71258860
DELETE THIS
>>71258864
>he's
>>71254706
Iae, boa sorte caras.
Why couldn't they just vote electronically?
Those votes are really all PT is going to get. Those were the Northern states which are commy.
When they get to the South, oh my, it'll be 100% pro imepachment.
>>71258520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qJ5yjUSP10
WHO HYPE HERE
>>71259053
The South has voted entirely already
>>71258952
>>71258998
>>71258998
>>71258984
DESIGNATED JEW
>>71254951
POST THE NUDES
>>71257592
Impeachment é o melhor anime da temporada.
I like how you can always tell who the fucking disgusting repulsive rats and snakea and cowards are by their bravado and the way they act and talk. Fucking triggers me.
>>71254951
LIINK
>>71259089
No hype here boss
>>71259053
the south voted NO
german...
>>71259089
HYPE HERE
>>71259089
source
>>71259053
Are you retarded?
The south has already voted, the northeast hasn't voted yet
>Vamos chamar agora Mato Grosso
>Em seguida, São Paulo
>Em seguida, São Paulo
>São Paulo
>São
>Paulo
>>71259097
wait what
fuck it's over, I just got here, noticed they were doing the North and thought it was going from North to South
what now
it's over
aaaaaaaaargh
In the end, it's not like it matters. Well, whatever; TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71259048
It's a big show, they didn't even have football matches on tv today to broadcast this, no way the congressmen would miss the chance to be on national tv.
Mato grosso meu amor <3
PINOCHET 2016
Olavo mentioned
next thread needs to be called "Read the fucking OP" Edition
>>71258981
Shit I missed him, what's his name?
>>71259089
I am now hyped to fap after seeing this
>>71259181
I TRIED SO HARD
>>71259089
Nice. I've beem noticing a trend of cute girls wearing that collar more. Whats up with that.
