--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
What did alfreno say?
>>71256532
How many hours left brazil?
WE BROKE 100
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
nth for DEUS VULT
dilma will destroy anime
What's this about the head of PR resigning?
>>71256600
Renounced presidency of his party
>>71256600
Voted yes, renounced the presidency of PR
>>71256640
THREE DIGITS BOYS
daily reminder to report and hide moneky threads
The hype is making me nauseous.
>>71256639
3, i think.
My pauderney is bigger than yours!
Will you guys stop making fun of Brazil now that we are getting rid of the commies?
MANDOU AQUELA RENUNCIADA AO VIVO
DÓLAR TÁ 3.50
100 awww yes...
Get fucked commies
TCHAU QUERIDA
if dilma out, no more bolsa familia?
>>71256717
Yes, there is.
We need 2/3 but only mostly blue states have voted
>pretty ladies vote Sim
>ugly ladies vote Nao
coincidence?
>30% no fuck
Does anyone wanna bet Dilma kills herself before midnight?
Defends dilma votes yes!!!!
What are people from Dilma's party voting ?
>>71256696
His party had an internal vote to choose a side, they chose No, he didn't liked, renounced his position in the middle of his vote and voted Yes.
>reached 100
>not even 30 votes against
This is fucking awesome.
>>71256696
His party locked up the vote so everybody had to vote 'no'. He resigned just to vote 'yes'.
>>71256820
Amazonas was a Red state and voted entirely for Dilma and now voted entirely for impeachment.
>2 states in a row without a no.
dilma is kill
>>71256805
cunha will never cut it. uahauhaah he is the same shit as dilma.
>>71256805
Unlikely. Take it away and the population riots.
MARIANA LINDA EU QUERO TE COMER
Did the Southeast region already vote?
>>71256838
No, right vs left is literally good looking people vs ugly faggots.
That's why they're a majority and why nigs always vote left
>>71256897
It's also tragically too close, and we are not even close to the northeast region.
>>71256852
Dilma is a tough lady bro, whether your like it or not.
I'll take that bet, 100,00 R$?
>>71256973
not yet
>>71256805
Not really, the only way to remove it without chaos is to at least make our economy grow greatly, so we can throw the excuse that the population doesn't need it anymore.
>>71256973
not yet
>>71256973
Not yet
>>71256852
>oy hue anudda Allende
>muh golpe
> muh no suicide it was murder
>>71256805
No fucking way, the next president wouldnt throw all his name in the mud...
Mariana Carvalho based and redpilled as fuck. Also has a degree in law and medicine.
>went throught 2 states
>not a single "no"
I HAVE BECOME YES, THE IMPEACHMENT OF WORLDS!
>>71256870
If you see PT, it's a No.
>>71256958
Who?
Look at all these monkeys thinking anyone who is not one of them gives even half a shit.
>>71256532
Where's the violence? I want to see confrontation on the streets, c'mon guys.
>>71257073
would breed with
Daniel Vilela is a qt3.14
What are the odds Dilma kills herself?
sooo, we´re making brazil great again?
I don't see what's good about her getting impeached. This is some House Of Cards bullshit.
She's just a pawn. The problems with this country have little to do with her. She'll leave and then what? What will change? Lula is out on the lose, so is Cunha. Nothing will fucking change. Temer is just another pawn piece of shit.
Powerful people want Dilma out. Why? They're benefiting from that, definitely. They have found their scapegoat. Yay, the bad president is out! Now Brazil is great and everything is good. We killed the villain!
RESULTADO PARCIAL
SIM: 109
NÃO: 28
ABSTENÇÕES: 3
77.8% votes for YES. Holy Shit.
>even pdt is voting yes now.
there is no way no will win
>>71257087
Fuck off, Paraguay
Did you get so poor you had to sell you coat of arms?
FLAVIA MORAIS GOSTOSA FILHA DA PUTA
>>71257114
It is too soon, obviously. The fight is later
>>71257114
Be the change you want to see
wew lad, she was pretty
PDT, not a very good ally, right Dilma?
Vida longa ao Imperador Dom Luiz Gastão de Orléans e Bragança.
>another PDT vote
What the fuck is going on? Is Brizola finally dead?
>>71257114
In 3 hours hue.
>>71257073
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Carvalho
>she's only 29
Now that made me feel inferior.
>>71257211
He's not paraguay
>>71257114
Change starts with the man in the mirror
>>71257133
Maybe it's just a start, me dear...
>>71257211
>Paraguay
>>71256841
>american education
>Heuler Cruvinel
nice name m8
>>71257010
Deal.
>>71257049
No one is gonna buy into that bullshit. She's been taking crazy pills for over a year.
Why do they need to speak this much? Just say your vote
>>71257123
Not really, corrupt president out, vice-president and his corrupt troop in.
>>71257122
She was a literal terrorist during the dictatorship so I wouldn't be surprised if she went full ISIS on Cunha and friends.
>>71256870
>>71256868
But he actualy is. He's just post-revolutional. Think Russian oligarchs to get the idea. Don't kid yourself, KKE commies are exactly the same, that's why they always abstain or say NO, that's why they never even try to bring a law to be voted. They are in for the €s, nothing more.
>>71257122
>first woman to become president of Brazil
>Impeachment.
That would be interesting, considering commies led to the suicide of Getúlio Vargas 40 years ago.
get out huehues
>>71256841
But 113% said fuck murrica.
>>71257288
>>71257310
You faggots can't be this autistic
>>71257123
>again
When was it great? Well, maybe in '94 when 1 real = 1 dollar and we could go to Disney anytime we wanted.
>>71257133
This country is fucked either way, nigger.
I'm just here for the fun and i'm also hoping for things to get violent.
why does this guy have 2 waters?
So why are you impeaching your pres for?
>>71257133
Me neither. It's gonna be the same thing all over again, I've lost all hope for this shit hole.
>>71257485
read the OP newfriend
>>71257422
You are on /pol/.
Being autistic is almost a requirement.
When Rio stars voting the memes start flying
>jandira feghali
>bolsonaro
>jean wyllys
>alessandro molon
>picciani
>dudu himself
MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN!!!
BORA LUCÃO
I have no clue what any of these hue's are saying. I only know that sim means yes and nao means no because of Max Payne 3.
>>71256805
absolutely not happening
this is the only chance we have to take this shit away from PT so they can never use scare tactics "IF THEY GET IN POWER THEY WILL END BOLSA FAMILIA OY VEEEY" ever again
hope they fucking double its budget just to BTFO Lula
>woman
>ugly
>votes yes
Explain this.
>100K+ PEOPLE WATCHING THE STREAM
>>71257476
Two faces, double thirsty.
>>71257283
>single
MUH DICK
Impeachment vote against Dilma Rousseff on the house floor is going as expected. Most reliable prediction: about 370 votes to impeach her.
>341 votes required
>>71257476
One is from Rio de Janeiro, the other is clean.
>>71257476
it's a long session and he has to speak a lot
>>71257476
One of them is probably not his, it was just in some bank abroad.
>>71257476
One is cachaça.
>>71257485
Corruption
>>71257523
That would be /sci/
This is amazing political theatre. Much more fun to watch than the House of Commons trooping off into the division rooms. Nice work Brazil.
When is tiririca's turn?
>>71257476
>GEE BILLY your mom lets you have TWO waters
>>71256532
Enjoy while it last, right winger motherfucker!
>>71257526
Saving the best for last hue
>>71257476
coconut water and normal water
>>71257485
Pretty much nothing, this is just a political maneauver.
>>71257444
My thoughts exactly. I just hope Bolívia and Venezuela bomb this shithole, and end up nuking themselves afterwards.
>>71256532
I already know what a certain group of people is going to say after she gets impeached:
MUH PATRIARCHY! MISOGYNY! IT'S JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!
First Kirchner, now Rousseff. Merkel and Clinton next? I want to see all these socialist whores thrown out of office.
>another state fully voting no
>>71257526
SP has Tiririca...
>>71257570
I doubt she'd fuck anything less than a 10/10 man or a powerful politician.
>>71257526
This, RJ is a leftist state mostly because of the intellectual left of the 60s.
>>71257444
Ditto.
>>71257635
TCHAU, QUERIDA
goiás making me proud
>>71257133
It's Brazil, nothing will change unless we burn everything to ashes. Our culture promotes corruption.
I take comfort in knowing Europe is going to shit as well.
>>71257535
>>71257535
>>71257535
>>71257535
>>71257535
>>71257535
Cadê os dilmeiros, agora?
>>71256532
SÓ TÔ TORCENDO PRA QUE ROLE PORRADA NO FINAL!!!
>>71256852
Dilma, for good or ill, has quite the willpower.
Remember, she suffered torture in the dictatorship era and didn't crack then. I doubt she'll crack now.
>>71257476
Don't know if you're aware, but that is Eduardo Cunha. He is our Palpatine/Emperor. He is the evil psychopath doing lots of dirty schemes to avoid getting arrested, like setting up meeting at the time of the votings against him so the voters wouldn't be able to go and vote, etc.
He has two glasses of water because he's evil.
>>71257712
Tchau Querida
>>71257654
you do realise they would be obliterated just like paraguay, right?
FELLOW SOUTH AMERICANS. PAY ATTENTION TO THE MONKEYNING.
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF LEFT WING ORIENTED GOVERMENTS. THE END OF SOCIALISM IN SOUTH AMERICA.
NO MORE. BRAZIL IS THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK THOSE CHAINS.
THE GORILLA IS AWAKE.
>>71257526
Puta que o pariu, só vai dar kek.
>>71257526
>favela thinking the whole country cares or even knows about his shitty Rio de Janegro memes
So huh, stream lagging for anyone else?
>>71257635
>that tripcode
10/10
>>71257712
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71256532
why are brazilians so loud
fucking chimping out like they were at a football match in the fucking congress
120-32
>>71257743
>torture
That's the problem
Our southern neighbors would have thrown her out of a plane or an helicopter, not beat her until she cries
>>71257133
Everything has to have a starting point.
According to you people nothing can happen unless it solves every single problem in the world in a single stroke.
Fuck you.
>>71257774
yes
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
>>71257544
Those who are voting yes: Talking about ending corruption, traditional family values, kicking the reds out
Those who are voting no: Talking about democracy and how much everyone that votes yes hates the poor or something
Which one of the streams is the best one to watch?
>>71257346
>>71257431
wow, is brazil really THAT fucked? i mean, at least they´re taking Dilma out, doesn´t that make you a little proud?
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
can someone give me a tl;dr of this shit? i don't know a single thing about brazil politics
>>71257743
>thing that never happened: the post
>>71257133
at least we won't have to suffer through her embarassing ass speeches for another two years
>>71257712
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71257629
Wait until the Netflix version, probably will be less fun, but it'll have subtitles or be all in english for you guys.
>>71257818
>UK shitter speaking as if he knew shit about brazil
go get bombed by a muslim already
>>71257712
Tchau querida
>>71257818
>Lula would NEVER betray the Brazillian people
Same with Castro, right?
You don't know nothing
>>71257798
Don't be a passive cuck
LET'S GET LOUD FOR BRAZIL PORRA
>>71257712
Thanks Mr Skelton
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
>>71257743
I want burgers out of my hue politics
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
Guys tell CNN to cover the impeachment
No news outlet in the US is covering it, and I just want to spend to the rest of my Sunday watching this go down
Send them the links and everything pls
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
>>71257855
Shhh. They're losers who get their little dicks hard with any bad news.
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
>>71257766
>BRAZIL IS THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK THOSE CHAINS.
That was Argentina.
Without us to bank half of this continent with the BNDES though, the rest of those populist governments will soon follow.
>>71257712
sleep tight pup
>>71257860
In simple words?
Women president.
>>71256532
I missed the threads after the second one. Can someone give me a tl;dr of everything important?
>>71257868
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/05/world/americas/president-rousseffs-decades-old-torture-detailed.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
>>71257968
do you really believe every person posting from burguerland is a burguer
COMMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>71257818
>muh molusco dindu nuffins
GET KEKED
>>71257870
Oh shit, you're right. You convinced me.
>>71256532
Any English language streams I can watch since I don't know huespeak?
>>71257712
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71257766
>END
>LULA 2018
Nah, just 2 years of a sweet dream.
>>71257818
>Lula would NEVER betray the Brazillian people.
Are we talking about the same "Lula"?
>>71258032
That's good enough for me.
MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN
>woman voting no
Shocking.
>>71257971
Just watch the streams you dummy.
>>71257818
>>71258009
>MAVs have finally discovered how to use a proxy
Does this whole thing really just boil down to the corrupt ousting the inept?
>>71258032
Kek
>>71258009
>Anglo
>Cuck'd
>>71257818
How are muslims treating you women and children, Paul?
Reminder the right wing market friendly latin countries are doing very well. Hope Brazil elects a conservative next election.
>>71257971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
READ THE FUCKING THREAD DUMB FUCKING YANKEE
>124-30
JUST
U
S
T
>>71258009
I AM NOT A GLOBALIST SHILL, I DON'T WANT MY NATURAL RESOURCES IN THE HANDS OF THE JEW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A FUCKING COMMUNIST DYSTOPIA TOO!
>>71258138
Corrupt fucks impeaching a corrupt fuck, hoping to get some heat off themselves.
So how many votes are needed until they make it official?
>>71258205
Stop baiting.
>>71258138
no, it's about the corrupt ousting the inept and corrupt
the idea is to keep kicking corrupt people out until the corrupt person in charge is actually competent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5maXT4Aam4
>>71258138
No, it boils down to the corrupt ousting the inept corrupt
>>71258228
IMPEACH
M
P
E
A
C
H
Are you ready for the 'Yes' tsunami from São Paulo?
>>71258253
342
>>71258253
2/3 - 342
>>71258253
342
>>71258009
Go suck ahmed's cock, john
>pela paz de jerusalem
THE JEWS ARE WITH US, IT'S OVER
>Acre
>>71258253
342 Yes
>>71258060
Nope. PT is over after this.
They will need to make some good changes so thry can go back in 2018.
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
>pela paz de Jerusalém
what did he mean by that?
Renascer do Império do Brasil!
So, Right Wing Death Squads happening?
>>71258228
>Ratio is almost 80%
JUST
U
S
T
>>71258300
SP is not based south, fuck off.
Hourly reminder that the entire Brazilian government must be liquidated and replaced with a dictator a la Pinochet who will forcefully impose capitalism and free trade
Political parties are henceforth banned in Brazil. There will be no elections until further notice.
79% at the current time.
There is a deputy wearing a fedora.
>>71258253
woa i didn't know you posted outside of trumpgen
Also to all the BR bros, how likely is it that she'll be impeached?
>>71258372
AHAHAHAHAH
>>71258372
What flag is that? Doesn't look BR
Waiting for the caos after the final vote
>>71258374
Just wait and see, fellow monkey.
"For the peace of Israel"
NOT EVEN THE JEWS WANT DILMA
IT'S OGRE! KEKEKEKEK
can a brazilian help translate this page?
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
I don't speak spanish
>>71257712
TCHAU, QUERIDA
>>71258403
Nice bait
>>71258372
wtf is that flag? any faggot who wears a flag that's not brazillian in the congress should be killed for treason desu
>>71258403
Fuck off mustafa
>>71258086
PSB voting no? What?
What will happen if she wins?
>>71258138
It boils down to monkeys and other subhumans pretending that they can have a democracy.
>>71258430
His state.
>>71258403
>>71257397
suck my pauderney
>>71258403
Ahmed, please stop using 4chan.
>>71258458
Sorry I don't speak spanish
>>71258403
>you don't know nothing because I post using a UK ip
Eat shit.
>>71258035
>believing in the truth comission
>2016
>>71258403
>dilma is the best thing to happen to brazil
and I have to disagree with you. If she was she wouldn't give space and allow her impeachment to happen
>>71258430
State flag of Santa Catarina.
>>71258458
blue = yes
red = no
white = still didn't vote
>>71258009
search petrobras on google finance
the company is about to go bankrupt trying to explore the pre-sal all on its own, with the oil prices on a historic low and both currency exchange and interests unfavorable
So what is expected from Temer's presidency?
>>71258403
You're right but i disagree with your last sentence. There's shady stuff going on with Dilma. Can you prove to me that she's actually good?
>>71258403
feeble bait
>130/165
>= 0.787878787878787878
Based repeating digits woman
>>71258372
>Filename
>>71258351
yeah, that was puzzling
next thread should be called the "Read the fucking OP" edition
>>71257712
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71258534
I'll just use google translate you fucking troll.
can't even be bothered to help someone.
why is portuguese such an ugly and vulgar sounding language?
>>71258190
The problem here is that there is no such thing as conservative. You're either an extremist or you're nothing.
Conservative in Brazil means hating homosexuals, poor people, supporting police violence against the people, not giving people freedom, manipulating the media, etc. Almost a dicatorship.
We have no reasonable conservative politicians.
>>71258372
>filename
>>71258403
I thought anglo shitposting was clever
>>71258559
More stealing, but one will find out.
>>71258458
Blue: Yes for impeachment
Middle: How many yet to vote
Red: No for...
