--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
Just in time for the olympic games
Shit's looking bad
Tell me the votes
KILL ALL COMMIES
wtf, this takes forever
just a niggerish show if u ask me
CONFETTI BTFO
DARTH VADER VOTING
AVANTE POLÍCIA FEDERAL!
REPUBLIC OF CURITIBA
MORO IS WATCHING
>>71254217
nvm
Fuck me this might actually not happen.
I'M SCARED!
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT THE SENATE ALSO IMPEACHES HER?
What does familia mean?
>>71254217
62x28
PT voting sim kek
>>71254067
Dem thread speeds tho
The numbers don't add up. We lost BRos. I'm so sorry
>>71254296
Family
ONLY GOOD COMMIE IS A DEAD ONE
GAS THE COMMUNISTS. CIVIL WAR NOW.
>>71254296
Family
>>71254334
Fuck off shill
>>71254296
dank memes
IT'S GOING TO BE VERY CLOSE
fuggg
SIM AO EMPESSEGAMENTO
>>71254205
63/89
70%
It's relatively OK
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>>71254322
what? I wasn't paying attention, did that really happen?
>>71254293
hope you boarded up your windows and hamstered canned foods
So either way it'll turn out, blood will run in the streets yes?
GIACOBO
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VAI JACOBO
reminder that south is white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Brazilians
build wall
look at the face of our new vice president
What's going on? why is people cheering?
>>71254296
خانواده
>>71254294
Much more likely. But things got serious yesterday when Lula went to São Paulo to talk with law makers about a new election this year.
>>71254391
But most people that voted are from blue states
>>71254431
AND WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL
Who is Giacobo?
>>71254421
It does that in Brazil on a normal day so that is a useless metric.
JACOBO PORRA
What a terrible language.
>>71254423
>>71254430
Who is he and why are they cheering?
>>71254421
But I need to work tomorrow. :(
What's the expected reaction for each outcome?
Will impeachment cause or prevent riots? How about for non-impeachment?
>PR-PR
>2016
>not choosing your party based on your state
>>71254067
>votos necessários:
>342 sim
What are the chances of this happening, BRos?
VARGAS MENTIONED
THE TIME FOR POLITICS IS OVER
>>71254440
A indecisive took the right decision.
JACOBO PORRA
>>71254391
It's not OK. Most votes came from states favorable to this. It's totally not going to happen.
RESULTADO PARCIAL
SIM: 67
NÃO: 24
ABSTENÇÕES: 3
Remove Dilma & Remove Bolsonaro
>>71254483
he was on the fence till yesterday, government tried to bribe him
>>71254512
portuguese sounds like a spanish guy thats really tired
>>71254431
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Brazilians
We will built a wall to stop immigration from northeast
MAKE SOUTH GREAT AGAIN
why did they cheer giacobo so much
>muh democracy I vote não
Why do this faggots exist?
>that qt White woman voting yes
nice
>>71254543
P. good according to the statistical projections
ALL THOSE SIM
KEEP GOING HUELAND
>>71254543
Given the polls and the current rate of votes, high
what's his name again?
>>71254601
He was on the fence
>>71254544
Fuck this gun grabber very much.
>>71254601
Guy on the fence until yesterday.
>>71254578
>ABSTENÇÕES: 3
fookin fags
>>71254601
this
explain hue's
>>71254619
This, only the ugly ones vote no
>>71254670
Wladimir Costa
>>71254543
The way things are going, and after looking at the vote projections from past days, good chances it is indeed going to happen.
>>71254670
The Confetti Madman
>>71254518
He was the only one to go there and just say yes instead of making a shit speech
>>71254579
>psol
kek off
NIPPON BANZAI
ATENÇÃO MACACADA
LISTEN THIS SHIT
OF THE 416 VOTES LEFT
ONLY 47~ ARE PT
ONLY PT VOTES "NO" AUTOMATICALLY
WE CAN DO IT NIGGERS
Whats the chance of Dilma being hanged tonight? Kill the commie fucks
whats gonna happen if they vote yes
whats gonna happen if they vote no
>>71254474
Mexico? I don't know in all honesty. I just hope the wall comes with landmines
Based japa
CHING
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>>71254067
Integralism soon?
GOLPE GOLPE GOLPE GOLPE GOLPE!
>>71254528
Impeachment - beer and carnaval
No impeachment - beer and carnaval
How many votes does Dilma need again?
>>71254670
The brazillian madman
>>71254759
fuck all
>>71254752
if she's not impeached the HUEvolutionaires will hang her for sure
japan voted yes
making anime real
A maioria dos deputados do PT já votou.
>>71254612
Brother Uruguay.
>>71254759
Yes, we kick our gommunist president out
No, chimpout
>>71254808
171
>>71254759
Vote Yes: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Vote No: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>71254067
Anyone else notice how the light skinned congresspeople vote Yes but the PoC who represent oppressed marginalised people vote NO?
Why is Brazil so racist?
>>71254752
80%
>>71254759
Yes: Senate then has to decide to impeach president. More fuckery for another few months. Possibly riots.
No: Riots lol
>>71254772
"white" faggot
wikipedia says any of these sim voters are gommie themselves, why?
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PARANÁ DELIVERING.
COMMIES GET OUT.
>even the womyn on my state voted yes
go parana !
>>71254808
The opposition not getting 342 or her side getting 172 votes
NISHIMORI
>>71254751
You forgot their allies PC do B or PSOL.
Remember the elections in vienna ?
Remember the uk elections ?
There will be no happening...neither in brasil nor in the uk or germany...
Just accept this fact and enjoy the ride
>>71254911
Almost everyone is a commie around here, people just don't know it yet
>>71254217
>>71254911
They are less gommy than the real gommies
>>71254941
PATO VULT
stop mentioning your families reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>71254911
Party names don't mean shit.
Like half of the parties have Socialist, Communist or Worker in their names.
>>71254984
Might get a happening in America
HE'S SMILING /POL/
HE'S SMILING IN HEAVEN
>>71254759
Yes > Brazil Great Again
No > Status quo (shit) will remain indefinetelly.
>mfw it gets to RJ and CE
>>71254984
>What is UK GE 2015
No polls predicted a Conservative majority, yet here we are. Also, we are getting shot of the EU come June.
>>71255002
aii limao
>PELA REPUBLICA DE CURITIBA
>>71255002
who is this semen demon and how did she vote?
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>>71254732
>implying
the PP guy voted yes
what
>>71254067
Honest opinion: If she stays, we're fucked, if she doesn't, we're fucked too. But we might as well impeach her seeing how fucking incompetent she is.
PARANÁ BEST STATE
PAULO RAGE
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>>71255002
Fucking Kassab in the back, I hate that fucker.
Did he really say FOR THE REPUBLIC OF CURITIBA?
>>71254759
Yes:
Goes to Senate vote.
No: nothing. Maybe riots.
Senate:
Yes: President is taken away for 180 days. Judgement takes course during that time. Vice President takes President position during that time.
No: Nothing. Maybe riots.
Judgement:
Yes: President is considered guilty, can't be reelected for 8 years. Vice-president takes position as president until next elections, in 2018.
No: President comes back, keeps position until next election in 2018.
>>71255075
nooo
i cant handle it
>>71255102
Sheridan is based. I think she also has noods.
>>71254836
PT isn't the only one that we should watch for, but north/northeast
PARANÁ SIMPLESMENTE NÃO CONSEGUE CALAR A BOCA
DA PRA FALAR SIM E IR EMBORA? THANKS.
>>71255102
Shéridan, she voted yes
muh familia
>>71255059
every time
>>71255119
PP is pro impeachment. They're all either voting yes or abstaining
>>71255102
sheridan
governor of my state
she fucked her way to the top
she charges 200 reais per hour
im serious
>>71255124
I make your words mine, this senile ogre needs to stop.
>>71255035
And god.
>>71255075
RJ will be divided as fuck
Northeast is a lost cause though
>>71255102
She voted yes.
Serious politician of an important state of our great republic.
Why the hell are they shouting into the microphone? No wonder Brazil is a shithole.
>>71254797
Why do we care about this then?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSrweZVKPE
Official Brazil theme song
>>71255083
Do you reckon fellow Britbong? I feel there is no chance, especially when Obama comes over and tells us all how to vote
Another gook
Get rekt Dilma
>Bueno
Japs bringing honor to the race
why is he voting again?
Based Nippons
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>>71255233
That's a surprise to me, aren't they all left winged?
>>71254344
Yeah, just like Augusto Lima, a great brazilian hero against the commies.
TAKAYAMA
>>71255160
What exactly is "judgment"? What does it entail?
Criminal investigation? Senate inquiry? Court decides?
Thanks
EVEN THE JAPS ARE VOTING TOO
COMMUNISTS FEAR THE SAMURAI
RORIOUS NIPPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww yes. The SIM wagon cannot be stopped.
83-24
No getting rekt
Based gooks
>>71254797
nada acontece feijoada
RESULTADO PARCIAL
SIM: 83
NÃO: 24
ABSTENÇÕES: 3
Based Paraná, I think we got 20+ straight YES votes
>>71255301
OFFICIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
BASED JAP
>muh family
>muh city/state
>muh democracy
>muh constitution
>muh corruption
why even have those speeches, they're all the fucking same, on both sides
>Dirceu's son
>>71254344
COMUNISTAS DO DJABO
>>71255277
cold blooded potato monkeys need not comment
>a Jap in Brasilian Parliament
wat
Honoraburr dispray
>>71255225
>Commie shit
>>71255365
They jumped ship a few days ago.
>>71255301
>vai dar merdann vai da merda
The opening is great
>>71255277
Subhumans. Lack of civilization.
>>71255451
>Muh god
>>71255469
biggest japanese diaspora in the world is here
Dagoberto being shit as always
NISHIMORI
NAKAYAMA
BASED JAPAN
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>>71255478
>hfw
>>71254839
>>71254612
Hello, Ciplastina.
fucking pdt, man, fuck these guys.
>>71255395
Court held by the STF (Supreme Federal Tribunal), IIRC.
They will decide if there's anything wrong with the inquiry - if she did actually commit a crime, as it is claimed.
>zerca diceu
fag
>>71255469
we have loads'o'japs here
>>71255451
SENPAIÍLIA QUADRANGULAR TRADICIONAL
Is Michel pro USA or pro brics?
If it gets a yes at the end, what are the odds the senate will follow through?
Tchau querida
>Tchau querida
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Cunha safadão ta segurando uma gargalhada
>>71255469
We have everything around here bro, it's actually pretty awesome
>>71254344
someone post augusto lima
>>71255469
>the thinks there are only brown favelados in brazil
>>71255277
cold blooded faggots should just hang themselves like the cucks they are
>>71255522
I didn't knew that. Nice, Japs are based tβh fαm
>>71255225
Daily reminder that the commie bankrupted the country, breadlines were common whil inviting a dictator to tour your country
Oh and you illegally armed and organized a private militia with weapons from said dictators country
TCHAU QUERIDA!
ABSOLUTO HOMEMLOUCO
>>71255594
Ele ta se mordendo pra não rachar o bico lol
>>71255083
Cameron is a cuck...even if you vote no he will stay in the eu because there will suddenly be "exceptional good negotiations" before the elections and alle the normies will be happy
If he would have guts he would team up with the frenchies and kill the cancer called "german dominated european union" by carpet bombing german cities and sending our tranny loving government to hell
I always loved this country...but nowadays i hope some foreign power will wipe us out and destroy the post 1945 germany...
>>71255469
YELLOW MAN, COME HOME
TXAU KIRIDA
>>71255540
Forgot to add: impeachment does not entail prison time. She is not being judged for corruption (just strongly associated by proxy). So if she is impeached, she only loses political position.
She can still be investigated for corruption in a separate (criminal) investigation, though.
>>71255583
i say high, the senate don't have the balls say no
>XAU QUERIDA
HEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUH
TCHAU QUERIDA
RADIO CBN IS SAYING TCHAU QUERIDA
can someone explain what's so bad about dilma? my family is all for her, my uncles are even members of her party
>you'll never be a politician memeing during an important impeachment vote
>>71255579
He's more of a capitalist, but not quite pro USA. He'll probably stay in BRICS.
>>71255480
>self-hating shitskin
you're the lowest type
>>71255503
>ctrl+f separation of church and state
>0 found
This country is a joke, we might as well change the name to Evangelic Republic of Brazil.
what's the name of that grey-haired dwarf that keeps making funny faces behind some of the voters?
>>71255733
Kill your family.
>>71255733
corrupt piece of shit who killed the economy
>>71255733
Mental note: Always do the opposite of what modern-day germans tell you to
>>71254344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s-uR3utNwM
>Naum faggots all in red
Just admit you are for PT and not Brazil.
CALA BOCA, FILHO DA PUTA!
CANAAAAAALHAAAAA
>>71255733
>German
>Not joining his conrades against Dilma
>>71255636
>commies did wrong,therefore its ok when the fascists do wrong
/pol/ logic
>>71255733
Fiscal fraud, she cooked the books
>zeca do pt
>>71254670
i'm ashamed of living in pará
>>71255733
She's a liar, commie, socialist, incompetent, she finances dictatorships around the world, she stole from Petrobrás, she tried to protect a criminal
>>71255549
>>71255603
>>71255608
>>71255677
Guys, this isn't like a world-known fact.
But since you got them, give them a few AK-47s, position them on roofs and let them shoot niggers
FUCK YOU COLONEL SANDERS
>>71255907
>Naum
>>71255890
KEK
>>71255901
What a great meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wC1uxlF-DI
AMAZONAS WILL SAVE BRAZIL
Balls of steel. 'Muito bem!'
>>71255890
>>71255916
I'm talking about my family in brazil the germans prolly don't care
its time
Why is he getting impeached? I am just getting here. What do we want to happen?
E ai, meus irmãos, esse impeachment passará?
Homem Louco
>>71255821
I'm traditionally Jewish and Protestant, ideologically atheist. Long live the Church.
>>71255462
EU ORDENO A GUERRA!!!!!!!
baseado amazonas
>>71255984
they are japanese, not korean
we would need sword
>>71256073
It will still take a while
>>71255821
After Dilma falls, we will have Cunha doing whatever he wants, and we know he is a die hard christian. We're fucked.
Muito bem!
Who here also watched collor's impeachment in 1992/
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ALFRENO RENOUNCED THE PARTY PRESIDENCY
>>71255608
isn't it 99% favelas and commie block apartment buildings?
>>71255821
Might as well change the country name to LBGT if you want it so much.
>>71255733
They probably receive bolsas. PT idiots don't read the news, don't understand politics. They live in delusion.
>>71255449
I'd watch that. Or a drama a la House of Cards
Amazonas confirmed as based. Ribeirinhos are people too. 92x31
>>71256148
I was 1yo...
>>71255308
IDGIAF either way - a yes vote will see me emigrate to NZ or Aus.
Cunha looks pretty bored, doesn't he?
