JAPAN'S HOUR IS AT HAND, KEK DECREES IT MUST SINK BELOW THE WAVES!
>ANOTHER 7.1 QUAKE JUST ANNOUNCED, KUMAMOTO HIT DIRECTLY
ITT WE FOCUS OUR MEME MAGIC ON YELLOWSTONE, THE WORLD MUST BE CLEANSED BY FIRE
AWAKEN, YELLOWSTONE, AWAKEN
>AWAKEN, YELLOWSTONE, AWAKEN
AWAKEN, YELLOWSTONE, AWAKEN
MAKE IT HAPPEN, PRAISE KEK
>>71042780
That's not how meme magic works you normie.
>>71042822
This 2bh la
kys op
Gloriest of glory holes, please pop your slop on America's crop.
I know we are on 4chan, but holy shit what a fucking faggot. Please do everyone here, and elsewhere a favor and blow your brains out
>disaster
>it affects white/japanese people
>it doesn't affect the hordes of shitskins
YELLOWSTONE, KILL AS MANY FATMEN AS POSSIBLE
SO BE IT
MAKE AMERICA BURN AGAIN
PRAISE SHABBAI
>>71043036
BWAAAAAA
MOOOOOOOM
PPL ONLINE HATE US
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
GET GASSED BY YELLOWSTONE GASES, KIKE
>>71043073
everytime... the kikes are at it again
>tmw u realize life is fragile and you are one earthquake away from eternal sleep
HE IS AWAKING
IT IS HAPPENING
CAN'T WAKE UP
ayy lmao will speak from his mountain top
Please make it happen ASAP, I am in Florida right now but have to fly back to NW Colorado on Monday.
I don't wanna get pompei'd
>>71045237
too bad faggot
>>71042780
that's not how it works sempai
YFW YELLOWSTONE AWAKES
If Yellowstone is awakened, what will happen? Serious replies only, please.
>>71042780
If yellow stone does erupt you're all gonna be pretty disappointed in it's effect. It would actually be pretty boring and insignificant unless you're a farmer.
t. Took a college level geology course.
>>71042780
MEME MAGIC STATUS:
DENIED
>>71042780
You guys are what people mean when they say /pol/ is a bunch of autistic social outcasts
>>71047535
Where did you get the impression that was at all inaccurate?
>>71047002
Half of the usa becomes a ash wasteland,the ash clouds blocks the sun and kill crops ,the world dies in starvation
>>71047002
If I recall correctly, it's just gonna be dark for awhile. A lot of people will die from the pyroclastic flow (super heated air), but it would hardly be a devastating death toll.
It'll be dark for years and really fuck with farming. Most likely the government will start to ration food just in case and food banks will take a hit. It'll be colder globally for years as well.
The most dangerous part will be the retarded peppers who will kill you and eat you because they think the world has just ended.
AWAKEN, YELLOWSTONE, AWAKEN
>>71042780
Do you know how to load videos to Facebook?
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME US
>>71047698
No.
The actual explosion will be localized, the pyroclastic flow will not extend outside the NW. The only "waste land" would be the area surrounding Yellowstone.
Yellowstone is insanely hyped up.
>>>71046446
This is not how earthquakes work.
The earth's crust buckles. Its gonna give a couple of times quite severely before it really starts moving.
Anyway, in the wake of yesterdays quake came across a pretty good article on another catastrophic event waiting to be unleashed on the US. A mammoth earthquake in the northern pacific ocean that'll erase the western US coast by tsunami.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one
Its a really good read, worth checking out while waiting for the killer earthquake that's gonna tear japan apart.
>as i type this, japan gets butfucked by another M 5.9
Reminder, there are active calderas in Italy, Iceland and Germany
awaken yellostone
Kill americucks for not giving me overwatch beta invite
>>71042780
Praise KEK!
Meme magic is a scary thing to be honest, still though, I hope it delivers.
hell be fine
>>71047774
so close, but only with kek's blessing will a true habbeding occru
>>71042780
fuck off
>>>/x/
Yes.
>>71042780
>take the land that must be taken
>>71042780
Japan quake happened because /vp/ was relentlessly groudonposting to bring ruin to real-life Hoenn
If you want a quake in the US, you start trying to SJW-up Dugtrio
>>71048126
indeed! we need to be monitoring gets, especially 7s
>>71047777
>>71057777
>>71067777
>>71077777
>>71048484
So if the volcanic dust blocks out the sun does this mean the start of fimbulwinter and ragnarok? Chaos needed for shitskin purge?
